WTF BLIZZARD?
Post em, fags
It's nbd desu senpai I'm baka
>>315906386
>playing this game
nah
>>315906268
Mei is cute! CUTE!
>>315906386
Mei all the way
She does sort have look like one of those Chinese cartoons at least.
What's the problem OP? Don't like chinese qt's?
>>315906386
I always played pocket healer in TF2 so Mercy looks right up my alley, lucio seems kind of interesting too.
They also think every Australian is a mad max character
>>315906386
>tf2 ripoff
so the SK girl is canonically plastic?
>>315906386
>Implying I will play this FPS/MOBA abortion
That said, Tracer's design is good. Shame its wasted on this game.
>>315906386
could you not use homophobic slurs
>>315906619
Who's that semen demon?
>>315906386
Never compromise, never falter
>>315906706
You saying they aren't?
>>315906619
She's Korean
>>315906386
Will Poland get a waifu too?
THICK
>>315906619
she's hot but those faces she's making are so annoying. I can only imagine it's worse with audio
>>315906706
They aren't?
>>315906837
This anon gets it.
3 weeks and 2-3 days for every new expansion.
Mei looks and sounds white American.
>>315906706
They are though
>>315906386
The only right answer
>>315906386
Gonna play McCree, Genji, Reaper, and Reinhardt
Genji is best design and best husbando
Throw Zarya in the trash, light the trash on fire, put the fire in a box, send the box to the sun, blow up the sun
>>315906896
Goddamn it it's so accurate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
>>315906861
Whatever!
>>315906896
kek'd heartily
how come western developers are afraid of making asians look more... chinky?
d.va is chinese, she's modeled after eloise from hearthstone
>apm meme
chinese play sc too even though theyre shit
How much porn are we going to get?
>>315906386
This game looks like shit and I wont play it but cut and thick asians is never a bad thing
>>315907162
>rip merle
;_;7
>>315906386
>>315907074
>Throwing out the objectively most fun and useful character in the game
>>315906619
Help an anon out, friend.
Can weeb fucks translate what Genji says
>>315907282
How much you want?
>>315906896
>butt pump
This is my fetish now. Who uses the infla-weapon in the game?
>>315906837
Same here, Anon.
>>315906619
she should have known that no one gives a fuck about her face or the expressions she's making with it and just made a minute long recording of her tits and doing things with them. the worst part is when she actually tilts the camera slightly up to where they aren't even in view. for what fucking purpose.
when I become a super hot anime girl I will hold no such disillusions.
>>315907525
A lot.
>>315906386
>>315907478
>wercome to the overwatch
>i speak katana, grorious nippon ranguage
>ha-ha! i kirr you
>nor one is match for my enchanted rong nippon brade
>>315907525
more than I can handle
Reminder that Tracer a SHIT.
>>315906386
>Main
Tracer, Reinhardt, Roadhog
>Favorite design
Winston. Dat angry ape.
>Waifu
D.Va, will also probably main her. She a cute.
>TRASHED
Genji. Seriously he seems really boring. His ultimate ability is just a melee attack that kills people in one hit? How fucking boring.
Really though, I can see myself playing at least half the cast, they all look fun as shit. I WANT BETA NOW!!
>>315907478
Also if Genji is supposed to be neutra/good, does that mean that Hanzo is bad?
Anyone have the webm of Mei ass and thighs jiggling when she fires her weapon?
Time to raise my APM! Get dunnnnnnked on!
>>315907874
>>315906837
>>315906961
>>315907573
Us Tracerfags have to stick together
Why do people even play this shit?
TF2 still looks better than this and have far better art style.
>>315908078
Yes good
>>315908078
YES
YESSSSSSS
>>315908078
you're a great person, anon.
More.
>>315908078
And I thought she would look hot naked. Shows how much I know.
>>315908078
>>315906492
how sweaty does mei get under her thick coat?
>>315906896
Oh god, this is so accurate it hurts.
I'm helping.
>>315906386
I'll also probably play a lot of Sword Ninja and Hot Monkey Dick, but Jet Set Radio is my favorite Overwatch by far.
>>315907805
I think we're gonna have a problem lad.
>>315908220
>>315908208
Pretty sweaty.
>>315908147
That's kinda it right now that isn't just massive BBW.
>>315906896
Holy mother of kek it's spot ont. one of the faggots who posts chubby filia in skullgirls threads
>40$
>>315908332
>>315908334
There's the pic by RBG that I'm not gonna post here right now.
>Blizzard keep on covering Sylvanas up more and more, Orcs dindu nuffin
>Release a racist stereotype galore with oversexualized characters
I wonder who's the art director on Overwatch
>>315906896
It hurts.Fetishfags get out.
mercy best
least fetishized glorious aryan lady
>>315908332
Skirting an edge on the thickness here.
>waifufags
>>315908495
Still on the good side of thick though.
>>315908467http://i.imgur.com/b7S4ADO.png
>>315908434
>your mom
>>315907536
the guy from dig dug
>>315906386
You know, in this time where the board is a slave to CoD marketers and Bethesdrones, I am at least happy to know none of you faggots will ever fall for a Blizzard game.
>>315906896
>>315908078
>>315908332
>>315908467
It's already happening
Her concept art clearly shows a flat stomach but fuckers draw her with a paunch anyway
at least the artist of >>315908220 got it right.
>>315908634
noice
>>315906619
sauce?
>>315906706
>be Strayan
>drive to work, have to dodge Abbo horde trying to run me off the road and steal my warcar so they can sniff all the petrol
>get attacked by bus sized spider, barely escape after it is attacked in return by 37 dings and a kangaroo jacked up on meth
>meet a proper sheila who just started working with me
>kill spider on lunch break with an exploding spear
>my mates witness it
>present spider corpse to Sheila as courtship offering
>get married
>go for a swim
>stabbed in the chest by battleship sized manta ray
>pull the barb out before I lose consciousness
>die
>wake up the next morning
>abbos got my warcar anyway and the petrol tank is empty
>fucking abbos
>>315906896
I don't get the 12th and it being Thursday.
>>315906386
Can't decide whether Mei or Zarya is better waifu. I guess Mei as Zarya only has my muscle girl fetishes going for her.
>>315906268
If they make her caucasian looking people will complain about whitewashing. If they make her asian looking people will complain about pandering.
Devs literally can't win at this point
find mei
am i the only one who loves phara?
>>315906386
>>315909070
yes
ITT: Fat weebs
>>315909070
I do, but there's not enough images of her out of her suit.
>>315906386
>Main
Zenyatta, Mcree, maybe Reinherdt
>Favorite Design
Reinherdt, Zenyatta
>Waifu
Symmetra
Nobody goes in the trash.
>>315909070
She needs to get a small amount of shielding when using her ult or something. As it is now it's just a huge 'kill me immediately please' sign.
>>315906896
low test males cant handle the thickness
>>315909070
She needs a helmet that covers her whole face
Also needs to shut the fuck up
>>315909070
You're on /v/ no one here like's beautiful realistic women, here we like fat chinese cartoon people.
>german hero
>swiss hero
>no austrian hero
who /forever_irrelevant/ here?
>>315906268
It's literally Kinuko
>>315906386
>>315908078
Would be good if not for the nasty fat stomach.
Who has thegifof the camera angle going upskirt on Symmetra where you can see her panties?
>>315909052
no one there is ugly enough to be Mei
>Chink
>Fat
Wait, what?
>>315909070
She's pretty hot desu.
>>315909276
>JUYUSTISS RHAYNS FR-ugh
Every time.
>>315909295
I am convinced that you people don't actually like thick girls, but have heard the meme that high test likes thick girls. So you say you like them thick in the hopes of appearing alpha, or tricking your self into thinking you are better than you are.
>>315909490
I'd rather stay irrelevant instead of getting shit likeZarya.
>>315909747
Welcome to 90% of 4chan.
Idiots parroting idiocy.
>>315909530
My nigga.
>>315909664
>You will never take her poo to the loo
>>315906386
>>315909686
you've obviously never met any chinese people.
I see fat asian women all the time, as I live in an area that is 30% ethnically east asian
I know everyone gives Reaper shit but I think his design is fucking solid
![92WdunF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ePNwsMR.jpg "92WdunF[1].jpg")
So basically, she's a female pandaren
>>315909686
does that thing have brain damage?
>>315906896
11/12 is my birthday and I can't wait to have a big, thick, slice of cake.
>>315906706
this is bad for some reason?
>>315909739
Maybe if the enemy team doesn't have a single Widowmaker, McCree, Soldier 76, Roadhog, Hanzo, or other Pharah on it she could get it off without dying
>>315908467
You ever see a thick girl with a thigh gap? Turns my dick into diamonds.
>>315909490
But the two greatest men of all time were austrian
>>315907864
Both Genji and Hanzo are neutral mercenaries that hate each other
They're both from a crime family and left it for different reasons
>>315906896
>tfw like both thick and obese
Those threads are always a win-win situation for me.
>>315906386
>>315909070
>am i the only one who loves the most played character in the game?
>>315909963
Yes, she's a female Pandaren Frost Mage, minus the fur.
>>315909883
American?
>>315906619
>Chinese
>Girl
Do you mean aborted fetuses? I don't find those attractive.
>>315909883
Chinese are spreading across the world sanic fast, so I see one every day, when I happen to leave my house. It's just that I've never seen a fat one.
>>315909964
Rude, she's just a special kind of smug.
>>315906386
>>315906386
>Being a cancerous whyfoo faggot or a literal faggot
When will you weebs go back to your faggot containment boards?
>>315908220
great ass
great boobs
small hip
10/10 would procreate with
If you could add any one waifu/husbando with full lewd in-game animations - what would you choose?
>>315910091
Genji is not a merc, though technically he was bribed to work for Overwatch for that sweet cyborg bod.
>no polish character
racist
>>315907074
>Reinhardt being the favorite design of anybody
He's like the blandest fucking thing in the entire universe. Not that I like a lot of Overwatch designs, but Reinhardt of all of them? Come on dude, you can't be for real.
>>315910307
Full fledged valley-girl bimbo
>>315910335
Jetpack Winged Hussar when?
>>315910078
Austrians don't even get into my top 3 German men
Gimme Bismarck, Karl der Große, and Einstein
So is blizzard trying to get panderbucks pr something? The blatent eva pilot is one thing, the chubby sim korra is another but then theres the grey fox looking guy, blatent not important lookalike then that mech looks like a frame arm model.
Like is it a free for all moba or what?
>>315906268
The only thing Chink about her is that her name isn't spelt "May". She might as fucking well be called May, sounds cuter too.
>>315908938
This thursday will be the 12thThat's when "thick" threads start popping up, usually under the guise of someone criticizing Filia's thick thighs.
>>315910315
They're all mercs now, that's why you can have Widowmaker and Reaper on the same team as Pharah and McCree.
>>315906386
welp here comes waifu pics
>>315910610
Blizzard is just creatively bankrupt, it's not an intentional thing
Someone at Blizz HQ probably legit thinks these are creative, original designs
There's a serious lack of best girl ITT
>>315909747
Nah, you're actually a faggot.
still want Tusk from Dota to dress up in Mei's outfit...
>>315910698
I don't think the meta story has been established yet. If you're talking about each match in specific, then they are all non-canon, as Blizzard have said.
>every Overwatch thread ever
>0% gameplay content
>1000000% waifu content
Is the game shit or not?
>>315910703
Fuck off tumblr
>>315906706
The lore is that Australia got turned into a nuclear wasteland.
>>315910743
She's bad manner scum, would not cheer for at GSL or WCS
>>315910335
The dwarf squats a lot. He's polish.
>>315910743
best of both words
So china's representative is a 30yo obese woman
That's totally not insulting at all
>>315910841
Noone here can play it
>>315910841
>Is the game shit or not?
Would be nice to talk about it, but only like 5 anons got into the beta.
>>315910841
Watch streams and decide for yourself
I will say that they managed to actually get team play right. You need to work with your allies unless the other team is just absolutely complete garbage. So there's that at least.
thanks Ronnie for this one
>>315907210
I really don't know why. Cute chink is a thing and it's amazing.
>>315910841
Hard to play the game with a closed beta
>>315910853
low test faggot detected.
had to verify the hamburgers....
>like musclegirls
>Zarya looks like too much of a manly bulldyke for you to find her appealing
Shit sucks.
>>315911064
>brown nose
>>315906268
Girls in south-eastern china look like Mei. Many of them are fat too. I see no problem here
>>315906619
asian boys are the best.
>/v/ is incapable of distinguishing between "thick" and "fat"
>skullgirls threads and overwatch threads are going to be ruined forever by fat fetishists
fuck off fuck off fuck off
>>>/d/
>>315907210
Probably because anime characters are drawn as being white
cant wait for the game to come out already
>>315911253
It's cold on the ice throne, dude
>>315910892
as opposed to what is already is?
>>315908070
I hope she'll be fun to play, Anon. Gameplay so far looks good.
The shipping has gotten pretty intense.
>>315911328
stay asshurt, faggot
>>315906268
I find it very funny that they tried to pander to Tumblr with Zarya while simultaneously making the most stereotyped white-washed cast ever created.
>>315906268
I'd cum on Mei's glasses
>>315911640
Man, Shadman seems like an alright bloke, but he's art is fucking gross to look at.
>>315906386
>maining heroes
>not being capable of playing every single one on a high level
Subhuman casuals.
>>315911676
If Blizzard does anything right other than cinematics, it's the way they pander. It's literally "throw them a bone while simultaneously drawing this character with our boners."
>>315911640
>analwatch
How do two women have anal sex?
Chinese velma and dangerously furry panda people. I cant stop my dick from being diamonds. If blizz can do ANYTHING right, its making a thick chick I want to fap to.
>>315911815
> I don't know what maining means
Typical retard
Who is best Overwatch and why is it Zenyatta?
>Though Genji initially rejected Zenyatta's wisdom, the benevolent omnic would not be deterred
>In time, Zenyatta became his mentor, and under the monk's tutelage, Genji reconciled his dual existence as both man and machine >He learned to accept that although he had a cyborg body, his human soul was intact, and he came to see his new form as a gift and a unique strength.
>>315911563
>oh maggie
>>315911815
>Implying anyone will actually play the game
They're just here to post shitty sameface weeb fanart of their "whyfoos".
>>315911676
>musclegirls
>tumblrbait
FUCKING END THIS MEME
>>315912000
but thats not Mei, also trips
>>315911881
Well, no. Tumblr still hates the game because it still has the most stereotypical white-washed cast ever created. Their pandering totally failed and now this terribly designed character exists for no reason.
>>315912093
Look it up. Zarya was specifically designed to appeal to Tumblr.
>>315912074
No waifu no laifu
>>315912000
Wheres this story bit from? I dont remember this from the last time I saw the main-site.
Also, who else is hoping for Widowmaker redemption via Zenny
>>315912096
>a korean talking to a chinese in hangul
is that how it works
>>315912203
More like whyfoo faggot weebs have no life. Or friends. Or responsibilities. Or income.
>>315912026
>right in the fookin happysack
>>315909070
JUSTICE
>>315910741
It looks more like if maxis made a sims themed game. Probably get it when it gets a price drop. Something tells me its gonna have alot of "content"paid dlc
>>315906268
>china
china
>china
china
>>315912000
gud taste
>>315911226
>that tiny fucking sword
uhhhhh
>>315906619
sauce???
>>315906386
Tracer is going to be godtier for making people rage.
D.VA is best ult / design so far
Bastion is mai husbando forever
Winston is a shit character and design.
>>315912224
It's from Genji's story, just got added the other day.
>>315912096
Surely there are matters in your life that are not dictated by your penis.
Picked the ones I am most going to play in Offense,Defese,Support and Tank roles.
Widowmaker's ass is delicious
I like a lot of the designs but I don't have a favorite one.
The dwarf is clearly a copy of the Engineer and is completely uninteresting. Him not being in the game wouldn't affect me at all
>>315912302
You need to stop taking people on an Indian curry forum seriously you big baby.
>>315910575
>implying Charlemagne was German
How is this thread getting serious answers?
Are there that MANY blizzdrones on /v/ that are going to buy this trainwreck?
>>315912185
literally the only element of Zarya's design that could be considered tumblrbait is her hair, everything else doesn't fit -- super-bodybuilders aren't tumblr
>>315906492
3DPD desu senpai.
>>315911915
oh anon, you're so naive
>>315907338
>>315907431
>>315908248
What's wrong with D.va?
>>315912519
yes, I will. First Blizz game I buy since TBC.
>>315911915
with their dicks
>>315912607
probably because she is a gamer grill
you know
the bad ones
tfw no petrol sniffing abo for the aussie unit
I don't want fucking mad max looking people
>>315906268
Is the Indian character afraid to poo in the loo?
Toilet witches are a very real problem in India.
>>315912624
>paying money for a game that also has microtransactions
Holy fuck kill yourself.
>>315912302
Where do you think you are?
>>315912709
how?
>people drawing nudes of Mei without a delicious chinese bush
Smh
>>315907210
Ask that to Japanese developers.
>>315912825
let's go whole hog on this shit
overwatch doujin starring mei as drawn by niku ringo
>>315912416
Monk guy doesnt have enough fanart
>>315911403
this thread needs more tank/axe/shotgun bros
>>315912512
And you need to stop being a cancerous faggot shitting up /v/ and the vidya industry with your rampant weebshittery.
>>315906861
She's a chink model senpai her name escapes me at the moment tho
>>315912724
>Toilet witches
I like robots
>>315906386
Roadhog looks really cool too, but i'd have to try him out first.
>>315906386
would fuck
Genji. Roadhog, Reaper, Reinherdt, Bastion, Hanzo, and Zenyatta
It recently occurred to me that Tracer actually sounds like a fun character to play as.
The two characters I'm most-interested in are her and Zenyatta
>>315913059
>Liking the female body is faggotry
Get a load of this guy
>>315912547
Oh, so that's why Patricia Hernandez has an article about Zarya.
"We've been hearing a lot of discussion among players about the need for diversity in video games. That means a lot of things. They want to see gender diversity, they want to see racial diversity, they want to see diversity along the lines of what country people are from. There is also talk about diversity in different body types in that not everybody wants to have the exact same body type always represented. And we just want you to know that we're listening and we're trying hard and we hope Zarya is a step in the right direction."
Quote directly from Blizzard's mouth.
Zarya is packing a strap on and is determined to fuck you in the ass. Only the last vidya character you played as stands between you and anal devastation.
How fucked are you?
>>315913594
uh, full image?
>>315906619
No I just don't like the Asian equivalent of a dumb airhead wherein the only smarts displayed is when they want your money --oh wait that's like every dumb bimbo anywhere.
But gee, seems as if there is a hell of larger per-dispoition of AZN women of being gold miners to treasure hags. So yeah no thanks.
>>315906268
People are actually looking forward to this multicultural bullshit game.
>mfw
>>315913594
>MC from New Vegas
That bitch is dead
>>315913725
google it faggot
>>315913594
I play WoW as a tiny female gnome rogue and honestly she's just gonna become a 3 foot onahole for Zarya.
>>315913594
>Kazuma Kiryu
>with a gun
I'm fine
>>315913725
>>315913594
>Tomb Raider
whelp
>>315913895
Are those Tracer's balls?
>>315913594
>Salvador
My anal virginity shall remain intact.Who am I kidding, I lost that years ago.
GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>just wanted to play scout
>shitty, unsatisfying smg
>faggots shitting up the class just because she's a waifu
pretty much all the hope I had for this game is gone
