Blizzard has officially managed to make a game with the most cringeworthy edgelord designs in existence. Look at this fucking shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mFvQJhMZqs
Genji is a generic cyberninja, meant to appeal to edgy weebs that think ninjas and cyborgs are "so fuckin hardcore". He even has a fucking shitty XBox/Mountain Dew color scheme and summons a sword with a fucking dragon. Oh wow, he's so cool, omfg he speaks Japanese, I gotta main him! Shut the fuck up. Only dorky tryhards like this shit design made to pander to fucking teens.
Then that pos Reaper, don't get me started n that goddamned trash. Looks like a fucking reject Darksiders design, complete with "badass" red and black color scheme and a skull mask and skull shit on his boots and shit. Looks like some shit made by a whiny goth kid listening to fucking Fear Factory and trying to be a badass. Oh wow, he has darkness powers, and talks about death and killing and murder, omfg so badass, so dark, so edgy! Best of all, this shitheel fucking shoots his guns like once and throws them away, and summons new ones. God it's fucking ass.
This game is gonna die so fast, these characters are forgettable trash, unlike the fun and memorable designs in TF2. It's gonna attract nothing but 14 year olds that think a character speaking japanese or a guy ranting about death and darkness are soooooooooo cool. Aka, it'll attract FAGGOTS.
Here's your reply.
With all honesty if you're gonna shitpost about the game at least do it in an overwatch thread
>>315904008
>Blizzard has officially managed to make a game with the most cringeworthy edgelord designs in existence
Reaper was shown from the start.
>>315904008
>"Hahaha look at me, I'm so dark and badass, I'm da grim reaper and I com to bring deth to all of you, lol blood is my wine and souls are my money, get ready to get FUKKED!"
![XJKSGfo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jWSzrfY.jpg "XJKSGfo[1].jpg")
>>315904008
Grow up.
>>315904223
Reaper is fucking horrible, don't get me wrong, but Genji pretty much sealed the deal. Fucking look at him, he even speaks Japanese. It's like they got a bunch of fucking executives together and they all brainstormed how to design the most edgy character to lure in stupid ass kids. It's the most uninspired fucking shit I ever seen in my life.
>>315904304
Back to reddit.
>>315904008
Genji's not so bad. Reaper is the real problem here, but he's so Linkin Park that it comes off as being ironic. Really D. Va is more cringeworthy than either of them, but she's also waifu bait so it cancels out a bit. The characters could all be like that as far as I'm concerned, I'll still probably play it if the game is good. Do you know there's still a pretty high number of people who play Diablo 3 to this day? If Blizzard makes a game there will always be at least a reasonable number of people playing it.
>>315904304
Already did. Apparently you haven't if you think Genji and fucking reaper are "good" designs. I bet you're some typical blizzard fan that thinks huge oversized pauldrons covered in spikes and gigantic swords with blood dripping down from a skull hilt look "awesome".
>>315904456
Make me.
Edgy characters thread?
>>315904239
Reaper is actually pretty fun to play, he just gets fucked by Pharah. Hopefully the preorder Reaper skin will change his voice actor and lines.
>>315904008
Genji? You're that ninjaIt looks ok and fun, fuck off anon
most characters in this game are walking cliches.
I don't think this game is meant to be taken so seriously
>>315904432
Genji is just generic, he looks like a bad redesign of Storm Shadow from G.I. Joe, but D.Va, Reaper or Genji's brother are way worse.
>>315904489
>Do you know there's still a pretty high number of people who play Diablo 3 to this day?
I genuinely believe Mike Morhaime sold his soul to a demon, it's the only other way to explain how he manages to get millions of people to literally consume the fecal matter that Blizzard produces.
>>315904008
as far as i see, its not so weeb. dont get your rant to be honest.
>>315904596
>Axel
>edgy
>>315904631
>Reaper is actually pretty fun to play,
I don't care how fun he is to play, he's a fucking trash design. Then again I'm not surprised, Overwatch is obviously inspired by mobas, a genre rife with godawful edgy designs.
>"Grrrrrrrrrrr I'm killy Mcbrodude and there's 2 things I love doin, killin fags, and killin bitches!"
It's all just high level re-purposed armor from an abandoned MMO.
His run animation is the only thing that bothered me.
Can you use that dash slash paired with his parry and ult all at the same time? If not, It'll be hard to get in on focused teams
>>315904769
>its not so weeb.
He speaks fucking JAPANESE. If it were a Japanese game, that would be fine, but guess what? It isn't. It's an American game.
Define edgy.
Is every "edgy" character bad? Why?
>>315904819
Gonna post more
>>315904550
>my subjective taste is better than yours: the fallacy
I hope there a porn of Genji raping D.VA to continue the long-cherished Japan-Korea relations.
![crying-baby-wallpaper[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3qghudO.jpg "crying-baby-wallpaper[1].jpg")
>>315904550
>wah wah wah i dont like it, why someone is doing things i dont like wah
Nobody is forcing you to play. As I said, grow up.
>Korean character
>Looks white as fuck
>Literally probably just designed a Japanese mech riding character then just changed her last minute to be Korean
He actually looks very fun to play.
It at least fits with the style of the game unlike Borderlands 2s black and red amnesianojutsu faggot ninja.
>>315904008
>white armor with green highlights
>edgy
Jesus, is there a word you haven't used to death that hasn't lost it's meaning yet, /v/? Does he need to purple with pink polka dots so he doesn't trigger you? He has the same color as an Xbox.
>>315904631
>gets fucked by Pharah
>no futa on male of pharah
Why?
>>315905080
Every edgy character is bad because /v/ told me so.
>>315905051
Maybe because he is from Japan?
>>315905080
Easy, it's any character obviously designed to appeal to teens going through their "no one understands me, I'm so dark, the world sucks" phase. The scary thing is Chris Metzen has a a huge hand in Overwatch, which means the guy is like what, in his 50s yet stuck in that phase. That is fucking sad.
>>315905137
That's a pretty shitty mecha, I wouldn't expect better from Blizzard.
>>315904008
is that grey fox
sure is shilly in here
>literally hakumen
>literally d-walker
>literally an eva pilot
>literally asagi
Nice to see Blizzard subscribed to the Riot school of character design: instead of coming up with your characters just steal something, change the name and give it minor tweaks.
>>315905223
They make the gorilla speak english.
They can make the gook speak english too.
>>315905051
>Why doesn't he speak english with drops of gratuitous japanese sprinkled between like my cartoons!
Good lord, I'll give you $40 bucks if gets you THAT upset.
>>315905223
Raiden is from Liberia or some shit, why isn't he speaking Liberian? Ah yeah, because Metal Gear was made in Japan, not fucking Africa. Developers need to stay in their own lane, you don't see Kamiya doing that shit. That ice bitch in anarchy reigns was russian, she spoke english though, not russian.
>>315905257
Or they're just trying to keep playstyles varied and characters designed to appeal to different target demographics.
I doubt Chris Metzen is on the level of katana wielding fedora neckbeards.
>>315905257
What if the character has actual reason to be insane/dark and think the world sucks but is not designed to appeal to rebel teens yet they still like it? Is it still bad?
>>315904905
Dota 2 has edgier character design. Just look at Terrorblade, Shadow Fiend, Doombringer and Spectre. All of them out-edge Darius.
>>315905436
>They make the gorilla speak english.
There's a lot of gorillas speaking english, even one is president.
>>315905304
Has to be shitty, to be vulnerable to the likes of "guy with revolver" and "pudge stole the UT Flak Cannon".
>>315905436
The gorilla learned to speak english because of his scientist friend.
Genji speask english too sometimes
>Calling Genji Edgy when Reaper and Soldier 76 is already in the game
>>315904008
>14 year olds that think a character speaking japanese or a guy ranting about death and darkness are soooooooooo cool
Blizzard would make a huge success. You dont realize you are just talking about what Blizzard wants to get.
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/junkrat/
lmao why are these characters so uninspired?
thanks for the notice that this character exists OP
he looks cool
him, reinhardt, and reaper are not worth $40 though, unfortunately.
it'll go free pretty quickly I wager.
>>315905574
And anon didnt even pick the worst offender from league, Aatrox.His visuals are shit but his lore/meaning is great, I fucking hate riot
>>315905051
Would you rather that he spoke like Raiden? Literally the most try-hard badass American accent in the history of gaming?
He's Japanese and he speaks Japanese, what's the fucking problem, seriously.
Jesus Christ when will /v/ stop crying
>>315905257
>obviously designed to appeal to teens going through their "no one understands me, I'm so dark, the world sucks" phase.
they are designed that way because it's easy, it's a MP only shooter, no one gives a shit about "muh deep and unique characters", so they choose the easiest way to make the cast varied
>>315905578
The biggest problem it's the feet because they're too tiny to support that body, you can take it off from balance with just a kick.
>>315905112
My taste is better than yours. Wanna see a better designed 'japanese" styled character? try this.
>>315905181
Don't post some stank as white pasty slut in my thread. Fucking slut showing her thighs like a goddamn prostitute. And XBox is a pretty edgy color scheme you fucking dumb bastard.
>>315904008
tl;dr
>not waiting for the superior game, Gigantic to come out
>>315905574
>Spectre
lmao what
also doom is just a greater demon
>>315905678
Why does the korean girl not speak Korean? Why does the Chinese Girl not speak Chinese? Why does every character from every nation but Japan just have a funny accent?
>>315905590
>S76
>Edgy
Just because it's bland as raw tofu doesn't make it edgy.
reaper is *teleports behind you*
>>315904008
>I'm maining both because I like the playstyle
>>315905541
>What if the character has actual reason to be insane/dark and think the world sucks but is not designed to appeal to rebel teens
Not possible. Anyone who hates the world or is "dark" is already edge shit. Same reason Dante is an awesome character and Vergil is a fucking retarded pos.
>>315904239
Literally Hatred guy but with a skull mask
>>315904008
The only thing edgy about this is that the helmet doesn't match the cyborg chassis. Gross.
He looks fun to play though.
I'm more bothered by the straw grasping butt hurt OP is experiencing. Every bad thing said about this game so far is extremely shallow and ends up making me smile. They're all so dumb that it really makes you wonder how new the complainers may be.
That running animation looks retarded at that speed. He better be faster.
I could sit here and name a shit ton of edgy characters that have come out recently but you guys choose to single out Overwatch
Shitposting at its best
>>315905797
>Coming only to Windows 10 at a date that no one knows about after a beta phase no one is partaking in.
Yes, what a game.
Looks cool.
>fun
>allowed
>>315905767
>platinumfag
well this explain everything
>>315905830
Spectre is the typical "hurr I am ghost from other dimension and I kill people because I am evil!" kind of character archetype, both in appearance and in design.
>>315904905
If you don't care about how fun the game is, why play? If you don't play, why give a fuck about the design?
Bravo Blizzard.
>>315904008
>>315904239
>>315904905
complaining about edgy is becoming the new edgy.
honestly its just teens trying to act more mature than angst teens, but still teens regardless.
>>315904239
>>315905767
>Don't post some stank as white pasty slut in my thread. Fucking slut showing her thighs like a goddamn prostitute
Here, have real black womyn, anon.
>>315905767
>XBox is a pretty edgy color scheme you fucking dumb bastard.
>White is now edgy
nah, you're the retard.
I like Hanzo, Reaper, and Genji. I will main all 3 because they look fun to play.
Who are you maining, OP?
>>315905605
Holy shit it's literally ripped off from mad max fury road and twisted metal wtf
Also god this edgy profile
>Real Name: Jamison Fawkes, Age: 25
>Occupation: Anarchist, Thief, Demolitionist, Mercenary, Scavenger
>>315905136
You have to understand these retards actually get off on condemning shit based on meaningless 4chan buzzwords and acting like they're spitting harsh truth
>>315905137
"NERF THIS"
"GAYME ON"
To me, the entire game looks SUPER fun.
Shit nigga, being a ninja cyborg jumping about IS really cool.
The mobility options and every non-"Ultimate" ability really hype me up.
But every character and visual design is so god damn horrible and cringe worthy. From the edgelords to the waifubaits, passing by the overused clichés.
Blizzard design sucks ass.
>>315906103
Maybe it's the art direction but these designs are so goddamn boring.
>>315906103
> Couldn't think of one for Pharah
> Pull the POC card
> Implying Egyptians aren't white
This is worse bait than OP's. Here's your (you).
The japanese default voice is pretty neat.
>>315904008
OP is baiting hard with this one.
In reality there is nothing wrong with a straightforward "cyberninja" design that checks off the entire list of typical cyberninja stuff.
>>315906062
The lore of the hero is that it was a being that was shattered into a bunch of different forms that can't recognize itself outside of a struggle of life and death. It uses battle to try and finally reform itself.
>Nobody complains about Widowmaker because of her delicious ass
I am okay with that
>>315906103
>Actually knowing the names of LoL characters
>Trying to talk shit
>>315904008
All that salt just because you didnt get into the beta is going to kill you kid
>>315906169
Tracer, because she's an actual well designed character and not edgelord sickdark shit.
>>315906306
>edgy design has edgy lore
Big surprise.
>>315906179
>Junkrat
>Edgy
He is a comical villain at best. Is Robotnik edgy?
>>315904432
>a japanese guy speaking his native language
>somehow edgy as shit.
>>315905051
but a character in cccc combo breaker game in xbox1 speaks japanese too. if i remember rightly, its also made by americans. what about that?
>>315906217
CoD Advanced Warfare is better than this trash. Fucking Warframe has better designs than this shit, actual creative stuff not generic edgelord cyber ninjas.
>>315904008
>cyborgs are edgy by default
Holy shit, you are the most braindead memespouter I have see in a while.
How many years has it been since you had an original thought in your head? Do you even remember anymore?
There is literally nothing bad about that design. It's not especially good in any way but it's certainly not bad.
Stop fearing the big bad meme buzzowrds, you humongous fucking faggot.
applying to the 12 year old edgy weeb audience clearly works, look at LoL. All the deviantart anime champions like Yasuo/Ahri/Riven sell 5 billion skins
>>315906103
wall e is just a buff d-walker
>>315904008
Why is the xbox 360 controller playable?
>>315906454
OI LUV CAVALRY'S ERE
>>315905767
>Don't post some stank as white pasty slut in my thread. Fucking slut showing her thighs like a goddamn prostitute. And XBox is a pretty edgy color scheme you fucking dumb bastard.
it's funny because this is the edgiest thing I've read all day
you sound like a 14 year old that's just realised that edgy =/= cool
>>315906290
if people let /v/ design game characters they would avoid any cool concepts like ninjas, cyborgs, reapers, etc in favor of not being edgy, but instead would end up with happy cheerful characters that shoot butterfiles and instead fall into the "this shit appeals to tumblr!" area, then desperately try to go to a middle point and just design extremely boring one-dimensional characters that are neither diverse nor edgy. becoming a complete failure.
>>315904550
confirmed for hasn't grown up
>>315906103
are the height differences that big ingame?
Did you read his story? Don't see anything edgy about him
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/genji/
it's a game made for teenagers, OP
you're not a teenager more
why are you still playing video games anyway?
go play an instrument
find a hobby for adults
read a book
find a cure for your autism
>>315905574
Shadow Fiend/Doom/Shadow Demon they are characters that their lore binds them together , shows that they belong to a faction in a nicely way, by revealing intrigues/hierarchy relantionships.
Characters of the same factions interact with eachother and have a lore/personality that binds them together unlike lol where Noxians have little to do with people of the same faction.
>>315905767
le 4chan sekrit meanie club XD lol dumb faggots go commit SUICIDE that's right I said it!
we know reddit rejected you but we don't want you either
>>315906567
He looks like a cross between a mad max villain and one of those rapist bikers kenshiro kills
>>315906607
I said it's edgy if it's not in a japanese game, why the fuck would Americans go through the trouble of having a voice actor do a Japanese voice? No one is gonna understand wtf he says, they're doing it so weebs can get all giddy over their badass azn japanese honorabu ninja robot man yelling "cool" japanese phrases. It's Yasuo all over again, that character wouldn't stfu and kept yelling shit nonstop to appeal to edge weebs.
>"Hazaki! Nurozec hakuzen yare yare daze hahahahaha wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Fuck that shit.
>>315906103
>red letters that no one can read
>not clever
>using LoL character names that I don't know because I'm not a faggot who plays LoL
You failed at whatever you were trying to do.
>>315906652
why would you want to play the edgiest controller Mr Sickdark?
>>315905747
Nah, you're wrong, the cockpit is mostly hollow, balance is not a problem for it
Thoughts on D'va?
>>315904563
PISS THE FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>>315904550
If all the designs were equally good and appealed to everyone none of them would be good or appeal to anyone.
QQ moar. I immediately noticed the Hayabusa mask and still thought he looks fun as fuck to play.
gb2hatforetress
>>315906662
British accented cute girl beats the fuck out of "Waruzuki desu yandayo! ore ore kore doh!" or whatever the fuck Genji says, oh and Reaper "Death has come for you..."
>>315906179
It's literally just batrider with no bat.
He doesn't even look human, maybe they are "mutants" or some scifi thing.
I'd like him better if his voice was really filtered and distorted japanese.
>>315905193
>futa on male
>>315904008
>Blizzard has officially managed to make a game with the most cringeworthy edgelord designs in existence. Look at this fucking shit:
They're literally so bad they're good.
Reaper is almost perfect in terms of this. The fact that Blizzard themselves probably designed Reaper to be cool and not as a joke poking fun at edgelord characters only makes him better.
>>315906245
>Egyptians
>White
Come on, anon, don't stoop to WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIET level. Egyptians are brown skinned semites.
>>315904008
>>315904432
>>315904550
OP you are the edgiest thing I've ever seen on this board. I'm not exaggerating.
Reaper is dumb of course, but why would I give a fuck about that? Not play him because "too edgy"? How mature is that?
The robot is just a fucking simple ninja robot, somebody might like that, somebody might not, but it's nothing "edgy".
will there be a mod to play rules of nature every time you draw his sword? can you even mod battle.net games?
![v4Uu2NlsIykP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/av1XqZQ.jpg "v4Uu2NlsIykP[1].jpg")
>>315907001
>>315906835
>Did you read his story? Don't see anything edgy about him
Oh really? You didn't look hard enough, let me quote all the edgy shit in that bio:
>He had little interest in the family's illegal businesses, and although he excelled at and enjoyed his ninja training, he spent most of his time pursuing a playboy lifestyle.
>The tension between the brothers built to a violent confrontation that left Genji on the verge of dying.
>As Genji's injuries left him clinging to life, Overwatch offered to rebuild his body in exchange for his help. He was put through an extensive process of cyberization, which enhanced his natural speed and agility and augmented his superlative ninja skills. Transformed into a living weapon, Genji single-mindedly set about the task of dismantling his family's criminal empire.
>Now, for the first time in his life, Genji is free. Even he cannot say where his path will ultimately lead.
Also he looks even MORE like a fucking living XBox on that page, holy shit.
Can't wait to play genji and slowaly wake away from my victims.
"Psh nothing personnal, kid"
ITT: OP gets BTFO in own thread
>>315907343
Nothing on earth could make me care about the "lore" of this game.
>>315907140
this, complaining about edgy is becoming the new edgy.
>hurr durr this totally appeals to underage teens wanting to act cool, am I mature yet guys? any sort of resemblance to obscure or fantastic themes is for underages, no, really guys! im totally mature!
I know OP tried to sound all funny and shit but it just comes off like he has some deep-seated issues.
>>315906720
>there is no middle ground between perceived edge and perceived Tumblr
alright, thanks for invalidating your own opinion
>>315906103
Isn't Mei supposed to be Tusk?
>>315907426
Too bad I'll be destroying you with Tracer and speeding past as you can't do shit.
>bland and generic designs
>"edgy"
Maybe stop using words you don't know the meaning of.
Where do you think the word "edgy" even comes from? Hint: It has nothing to do with wanting to cut yourself.Cutting edge. Pushing the envelope, something new and daring
I quite don't get what this "edy is shit" trend has done to get so appealing to you guys. You are striving so hard to seem mature on the internet, while a mature person just accepts his own tastes and doesn't give 2 shits about others' opinion.
Seriously, what's wrong with grim reaperish\ninja stuff? Is that less mature than the fucking cowboy? Or the giant gorilla?
Yeah I get it, every kid likes the "teleports behind you nuthingpersunellgxdxdmemes", but kids also like Pokèmon and Super Mario, and yet I bet most of you actually enjoy that stuff, that I remind you is DESIGNED TO APPEAL TO CHILDREN.
How many people like Star Wars? Yeah, that movie saga with little furry dwarfs, a guy with a red lightsaber and a black mask that goes around like a total edgelord and the "scumbag scoundrel" cliché good guy? And yet I've never seen anyone giving shit to anyone because they liked Star Wars.
Jesus, can you please calm your tits and grow up?
>>315907475
this desu senpai
>>315907452
It was all pretending to be retarded.
In case you haven't noticed but /v/ is so active that the only way to get any replies is to include overblown inflammatory instigations in the OP that prompts harassment. (Essentially "bait threads"). Anything else will be ignored.
>>315907584
>there is no middle ground between perceived edge and perceived Tumblr
but that is exactly how /v/ acts these days.
>>315907475
exactly
>>315907610
>speeding past
i bet you adore sonic as well you autist
>>315907651
There is nothing new and daring about designs that looked like they came out of some angry at the world 14 year old boy's notebook. The fuck kind of "artists" does Blizzard hire?
>>315907668
>being this fannyslammed that you make a fool out of yourself worse than the OP.
>>315906947
i think the idea is that blizzard's character are donut steels
Who /Troglodyte/ here?
Fuck Cyber-niggers
Fuck Energy [Weapons]
Fuck Sleek design
Fuck Futurism
Fuck Le edgy sniper / assassin shit
Always pick the most downtrodden poorly equipped toothless blistered and beaten characters, always aim to fuck up anything relying on technology to save them.
Junkrat/Roadhog saved this game for me, and i can't wait to pick them up.
>>315904008
He looks like a Warframe desu
>>315904008
actually looks fun desu
>>315907343
>Not being interested in illegal business is being edgy
Almost every character in fiction confirmed edgy
>Being a playboy is being edgy
Iron Man confirmed edgy
>Fighting with your brother is being edgy
Dante confirmed edgy
>Barely surviving and having your body rebuild is being edgy
Robocop confirmed edgy
>Being in peace with yourself is being edgy
Buddhism confirmed edgy
>>315904008
>>315904239
I'm definetly maining these twoif I ever get the game.Genji looks a bit weak though, but can't do shit about that.
>>315907771
Fuck no, I quit liking Sonic games when I became a teen, I don't touch that edgy garbage. Shadow ruined that series.
Cry more, anon. Everyone will enjoy it and you know it. You are afraid of being left out. While everyone is enjoying the game, you will desperately try to cherrypick at anything wrong with the game as an attempt to ruin other's fun and feed your sad manlet-tier ego.
>>315907475
you cannot even tell them apart anymore
>I only play deep and mature characters with deep and mature themes like the reaper, nothing personal kid *teleports behind u*
>I only play deep and mature characters with deep and mature themes, the reaper is immature and edgy for underages, you need some growing up to do kid.
>>315904008
cry more faglord I like what I want
I've been waiting for this reveal since I saw his design in the first trailer
>>315907934
No, I'm saying having a backstory that involves being part of a crime syndicate is edgy.
>>315907748
You're still generalising. You're doing it right now
>>315907063
>British accented cute girl beats the fuck out of "Waruzuki desu yandayo! ore ore kore doh!" or whatever the fuck Genji says
Can we all just chip in 40 bucks amongst ourselves for OP because it's clear he's salty that mom won't buy him a T rated game.
>>315905671
>Aatrox is evhull avatar of war
>He is so baad and loves killing ppl
>He looks liek an angel but baddd
>He is from the race of total sociopaths and nihilists like me
Literally something edgy teen would design. No wonder why they pulled a writer from warhammer to write their lore
>>315907879
yeah FUCK le dreamworks bimbos and chads us REAL Hardcore Pro Gamers play as ugly faggots when we game hard in a blizzard shooter #juggalo4lyfe
>>315908000
Trips confirm it.
>>315904008
what if I strictly play reinhardt and genji because I like melee
>>315908105
Then you are really fucking retarded.
Blizzard designs suffer from a fatal flaw. They feel too fucking white designed. You can tell the people who design these characters are racist ass edgelords that think they're hardcore badasses and spend their time playing these games so they can "kill fags and niggers" and "rape bitches and send em back to da kitchen". Blizzard developers and the fanbase are fucking repulsive troglodytes.
>>315907840
you barely read his post
>>315907987
>Fuck no, I quit liking Sonic games when I became a teen,
So yesterday?
>>315907840
That's my point.
There is nothing edgy about either Genji or Reaper. They're not new in any way, they're basically caricatures.
Nooj from FFX-2 is for example far more edgy than either of them. So is the belt-monster from Dirge of Cerberus.
>>315908105
oh well that explains everything
you're actually a fucking moron
>>315904008
I thought the samurai was going to be running around with the sword not throwing the gay ass stars, and so he wouldn't die he'd be able to dash or "blink" like the ass-girl. But whatever, who cares
>have to buy the game
>have to buy the future characters and maps
no thanks, Blizz
>>315906103
this is why /v/ is still worth to be visited
>>315908323
I don't get it.
>>315908226
>#juggalo4lyfe
Now ur getting it m8 did i mention i've seen mad max 100 times and actually live in a crater??
MCL
WEILD MY HATCHET TILL I DIE
>>315908353
I'm 42 you fucking ass.
>>315908105
oh my god, shut the fuck up.
>>315907127
Semites are white. For whatever reason, people have started this whole "if you're not Celtic, Germanic, or Slavic, you aren't white" meme, but that's never been true to historical race classification.
>>315907879
I find agreement with your taste but I'm not overly excited for those two style/personality-wise. Loadouts are great but I just don't dig the post-apoc designs like most people seem to.
>>315905181
>tfw completely forgot about making this gif
I know I made one or two more, you got 'em?
>>315908360
Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful
>mfw OP has already abandoned thread, cradling the remnants of his shattered ego after everyone has realised that he was the edgelord all along
>/v/ is my personal blog where I can vent about my elitism.
>If you like things I don't like that means that I am better than you.
And how exactly is this thread contributing to anything other than your inflated ego?
Are you implying that ninjas aren't cool?
>>315904563
>>315907274
Na Reddicie rozdają kremówki.
>>315908684
sorry m80, this is the only one I have. It has a special place in my stash folder.
>>315908491
You don't? Ok read some of the posts here from the blizzdrones defending this shit, calling me a "fucking faggot". Blizzard caters to edgy white teenage boys that are confused and feel scared of the world, and want to retreat into some fantasy world where they get to be some buff edgy badass that kills "faggots and niggers and whores". It's why all the male characters in WoW and other Blizz games are ugly as shit and buff as fuck like roid monsters, and why the women in Blizz games don't do shit but stand there as the men own them. It's why Tyrande went from a badass in WC3 to WoW where Malfurion told her to shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen.
Blizzard games and their designs appeal to fucking Juggalos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW_Lv0r-l4c
That guy right there is a typical Blizzard fan and who they cater to.
>Reinhardt
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Roadhog
>Reaper
>Winston Kong
out of the runnerups, i think reinhardt, Winston, and Genji will be my mains
>>315907934
Iron Man and Dante are edgy, for sure. And I love Dante.
Why are Anti-Blizzardfags like OP so fucking obnoxious?
That fat bitch Mei's face is ugly as shit
>>315905424
Fucking this.
>>315908954
Winston is a shit design too, he's racist as fucking shit, along with Lucio. two token "nigger" characters for old pasty Mr. Charlie to play with online and feel superior to Black people.
Why is edgy bad? Do you guys want everyone wearing a fedora?
>>315908850
nah he's just saying Ninjas are edgy.
>>315904432
Uhh do you even fucking know where Samurais are from? They literally are japanese
>>315908998
You are a retard for sure.
And I don't love you
>>315908527
>age 42
>born in 1973?
>sonic 1 came out in 1991
So you were minimum of 18 when the series was first introduced, did you just really disappointed by the very first genesis game in the early 90s?
>>315904008
so op, why do you hate fun?
>>315904008
this is the worst bait i've seen
>>315909151
And? It's an American game, why have him speak Japanese? The Korean character doesn't speak Korean. He speaks Japanese to appeal to edgy teens that gush anytime they hear Japanese being spoken by some "badass" character.
>>315908901
>It has a special place in my stash folder.
Nice. I remember making them because after WebMs were added I felt like I'd wasted so much time what with getting the length right, the dimensions, to get it all perfect to get it to the size limit. That one in particular is right on the boundary of size limit, and I think the others with her were as well. Don't have any of the gifs any more because mylaptopdied and my folder died with it.
Who is the semen demon you posted?
>>315909190
How am I a retard? They're both smug and arrogant as fuck, edgy.
>>315908568
>I find agreement with your taste but I'm not overly excited for those two style/personality-wise
I'm a little worried Road-hog will become a sort of Pyro but without any mystery to his origin so he just comes off as a Gears of war Locust personality wise
Junkrat being 'austrailian joker / demoman' doesn't bother me, they could do worse
>>315909076
+1 upvote, signed, liked and subscribed.
>>315904239
>NOTHING PERSONEL KID
>>315909242
>b-because I like mature games for mature gamers such as myself!
>>315905767
but he's Brazilian not japanese
I get that weeaboos will like the design of Gray Fox and Hanzo a lot, but that's not going to stop me using them. I like dragons as a theme, and I like fast, agile playstyles, so of course I'll play them. If that makes me any less of a likeable person, so be it. I'm not going to avoid concepts I like because of the groups that are associated with them.Though I prefer Junkrat, Roadhog and especially pic related a lot more, admittedly. Shilling aside, Blizzard sure knows how to make a great design for a role.
>>315904008
Haha you would never find edgy bullshit like this in fallout. Thank god I don't play this kiddie shit
>>315909242
I'm Japanese American and I find Genji to be really offensive. I'm so sick of Asian men being shit on in the media.
>>315909352
>smug and arrogant = edgy
You continue being a complete fucking retard
>>315908929
Let's try something different, then.
Nobody gives a shit what you think, bro and nobody is actually feeling bad or challenged just because you shout edgy 30 times per posts. I love cyberninjas who speak japanese and even if you call me a weeb it won'T change that fact and I'd jam my cock in your throat if I had the opportunity if it could shut you the fuck up and give me a free blowjob. Just because people reply doesn't mean you are a successful troll, it just means you do what everyone can do: act like an idiot.
At the very least you are entertained, I guess that's good for you.
>>315908901
>that gif
oh god, what is that from?
>>315908929
Note the blizzdrones can't refute this argument.
>>315909535
Speed is so good in in multiplayer games yet people don't seem to understand this.
I only ever play fast and agile characters.
>>315908929
What in the heck is all this.
Now I'm even more confused.
>>315909697
Oh man, if I can get a single solid point of rebuttal, I'd be able to take you seriously. They're both characters edgelords love, mainly Dante. Dante's the embodiment of edgy self-insert teenage shit. He always has been.
>>315909831
Probably some 90s exercise show
>>315909351
>>315909831
Diane Copeland
movie is Killer Workout.
>>315909634
muh race card.
fuck you and fuck off. go live in a cave if you don't like 'muh stereotype in media'. White people are slammed ALL the time.
Just more reasons this game is going to be utterly forgettable.
Why doesn't this nigga have his own game?? The way those ninja stars come out of his hand is badass as fuck
>>315909861
>argument
>blizzdrone
>edgy white teenage boys
>edgy badass faggot nigger whores
When you repeat the same fallacy more than two times in the same post, it fails to be an argument.
>>315910036
best episode of Best of the Worst
>>315909808
Like I thought, typical blizzdrone that has to immediately threaten people with sexual assault if they disagree with them. What's the matter, you mad this is real life, and not your precious world of warcraft, where you can kill me again and again and take all my "phat loot" as your friends in vent scream about how I'm a fucking faggot and need to die? Bet you're eager to play Winston so you can yell "Nigger" in your mic nonstop with your whitebread juggalo friends right?
>>315910079
Literally just play Metal Gear Revengeance, same exact shit.
>>315910126
Is it a new one? I haven't checked out RLM in a few months and it doesn't ring any bells.
>>315909127
ninjas aren't really edgy unless they're anti-heroes and they actually say shit like "nothing personnel kid"
i wouldn't classify lawful good ninjas like ryu hayabusa and genji as edgy
why has tracer such a shitty anime dub voice?
fake as fuck and annoying.
>>315910132
>Complain about threats
>Strawman and Ad Hominem EVERY single post.
We are not having a discussion here, we're just flinging shit.
>>315909898
Its exactly what it says. Blizzard is a game company that produces games FOR White males, BY White males. Angry white males that retreat to their fantasy spaces where women are ineffectual and have no rights, where Blacks and other minorities either don't exist or are nonhuman beasts for their amusement, and where homosexuals also either don't exist or if they do, they exist to be nothing more than loathsome tired stereotypes to be killed(Theralion) by angry whiny inbred crackers stuck up their own ass.
>>315904008
I'll give them cred because the character actually speaks japanese instead of speaking in engrish with a heavy accent.
>the badass cyborg ninja trope will never go away ever
It's so fucking bad, every single fucking time.
Do kids even still give a fuck about ninjas? Because that's the only people who ever cared about ninjas. Kids.
>>315904008
op, honestly thank you for this post.
I've been looking for a reason to play overwatch, now you've given it to me. I still feel shit about wanting to play a shitty moba, but fuck CSGO.
>>315910195
Yeah, this year's halloween special. Don't watch it in public like I did, you'll get a few looks.
>>315910062
>White people are slammed ALL the time.
lmk when hollywood movies are full of white men being stereotyped as either dickless nerds or coldblooded martial arts "badases" and never get the girl, as manly strong handsome asian men get graphic sex scenes with white women.
>>315905051
triggered fucking faggot.
This is the first game that actually looks like fun from blizzard of late. If having a Japanese speaking character is a big deal for you then go dig the sand out of your vagina with a shovel.
>people actually saying "Genji"
He'll just be "ninja" in the game, same with "knight", "robot", "dwarf", "medic", "Samus", "sniper", "monkey", "soldier", etc.
Realistically there is no way I am going to remember or care about their names.
Ironically the only one who's name fits is probably "tracer".
>>315910164
MGR is ten times edgier than Overwatch and you can't prove me wrong without personally insulting me or deforming my argument to your advantage,
aside from the current argument, what exactly makes a character edgy?
does being edgy define a character or is it simply a trait? can a good character be edgy, or does being edgy simply make a character bad? if there was a checklist on what makes a character edgy as a complete array of traits when does it go from "a character with a few specific traits" to "an edgy character?"
>>315905424
Copy pasta repeated ad infinitum doesn't become true anon.
>also 'this'ing your own post
Sad, senpai.
>>315910446
Prolly losers who still think katanas are actually usable weapons and asian women are attractive.
>>315910465
>Don't watch it in public like I did, you'll get a few looks.
Alright, thanks.
>>315904550
>being a huge faggot that is triggered this easily
>>315910518
Yes and we all know complaining on /v/ about this shit will really stick it up to the man, congratulations on your valiant activism.
>>315904008
>mfw OP doesn't even know what edgy means.
I hate how Overwatch just has to have one of everything. It reminds me of League of Legends in that nothing looks like it really fits in the universe.
>>315910446
>Do kids even still give a fuck about ninjas? Because that's the only people who ever cared about ninjas. Kids.
Ninjas are assassins and assassins can be perfectly fine and interesting characters.
After all, it's just a job, not a defining character trait.
>>315910587
MGR was made by Platinum. Platinum has never made an edgy game or character in their entire design history. If Kamiya made Overwatch, the game would actually be good and have cool characters.
>>315910390
I still don't get it, where is this meme from?
Why pick something this bizarre and arbitrary to care about?
>>315910560
>Realistically there is no way I am going to remember or care about their names
Yeah sure senpai, I wonder why LoL players memorize hundreds of stupid, short names like Brand, Jax, Annie, Daren.
>>315910668
OH this is a Quentin thread in disguise, then?
>>315910518
oh you mean how all white men, even the heroic leads, are almost always keked by black men and seen as subserviant in some way? and how all white fathers are seen as useless, weak willed, spineless fuccbois who don't have an iq higher than 100? or how all their wives are almost always either latino or black or asian but never a white woman because FUCK YOUR RACE AND FUCK YOUR GENETIC HERITAGE .
yeah I mad.
you have nothing to complain about gook.
>>315904008
>TF2 or something like that cant attract 14 years olds anymore.
im not even a fan of their games. but i cant help but say thats not a fault of blizzard, anon kun.
>>315910587
>you can't prove me wrong without personally insulting me or deforming my argument to your advantage,
I was trying to help you...?
Whatever dude. Literally "contrarian" for no reason.
>>315910628
>aside from the current argument, what exactly makes a character edgy?
see >>315907651
A character is edgy if it is something new, especially if it's daring.
This is why a character like Reaper isn't edgy, despite what some ignorant people on /v/ believe.
>>315910787
>Platinum has never made an edgy game or character in their entire design history
They made JACK TUH RIPPURRRR LET ER RIPPP HU HAHAHAHA
