>Hear about SCPs/SCP Foundation, there's video games made about them
>Tons of them are Marysues, community is filled with self-inserts and fanwank
>Get to pic related, literally sounds like something "That Kid" makes up on the playground, NUH UH YOU CAN'T KILL HIM BECAUSE HE HAS A MAGIC IMMORTALITY IMMUNITY SHIELD
Should I even bother with the video games? Are they any good?
Yeah they're good if you're into horror stuff.
Shame the community went to shit.
>>315847664
Containment Breach is alright if you just want something to do. The one with the stairs is pretty good, although pretty short.
I want a game where you can play as the little rolling eye SCPs. You don't do anything except explore the facility, watch as people regularly die to ridiculous shit, and just chill out with the guards.
>Tons of them are Marysues, community is filled with self-inserts and fanwank
Most SPCs are objects or not even close to being human.
>Get to pic related, literally sounds like something "That Kid" makes up on the playground, NUH UH YOU CAN'T KILL HIM BECAUSE HE HAS A MAGIC IMMORTALITY IMMUNITY SHIELD
They made it so that nobody else would make something like that.
>>315847664
682 is pretty funny though. They keep throwing all these ridiculously dangerous toys at him and they don't work and it ends up killing a bunch of their chump-level employees as a result
Eh... actually, the newer SCPs have been decent.
I really like how the character you play as in Containment Breach became an scp.
my favorite is the one about the basketball game recording that becomes aware
>>315847664
Why is a dead and decomposing crocodile/alligator listed as some paranormal thing
>>315848450
What's his number?
>>315848450
Wait what?
>>315848714
Because the picture doesn't really mean anything on the wiki. 682 is a monster that can't die. A decomposing croc looks like an unkillable monster.
>>315848714
I thought it was a dead whale.
>>315849017
you can kind of tell in different angles, looks terrifying as hell
>>315848006
IMO the community is better nowadays. Since the interest in it died down a lot of the mary sue creations and fanfics have been dropped. I think they implemented some review process for new SCP's as well.
Still a lot of stupid fluff but you can avoid most of it.
>>315849171
I wish SCP's were real.
Would make our world more fun desu senpai
>>315847664
>There are plebeians around me that don't acknowledge SCP-666 1/2-J as the supreme article on the site
>>315849112
To be honest i believeREDACTEDcan do it, after all it canREDACTED
, such as when it[DATA EXPUNGED].
Fun times
>>315848170
If your willing to play Garry's Mod, there is a server where you can play as them and some other SCP's. Most of them are blocked unless you donate which is fucking shit.
>>315849242
I would consider sharks and living crocodiles as real world monsters, especially since they're so ancient. I don't think crocs or sharks evolved much/changed much over millions of years
>>315849242
>more fun
>a world where there are so many things that can kill the entire human race or the planet that it's a miracle they havent done it yetJust kiddingIt has already happpenedMultiple times
>>315849487
>gmod
Yeah no thanks. ERROR everywhere isn't fun.
>>315848170
SCP-087 is one of the few games where walking simulator is completely appropriate
Containment Breach has a shitload of really frustrating deaths, but is a decent game if you like Spookemups.
Also, I love how they've stuck to their guns on trying to maintain that a picture of a decomposing cow with its head propped up by a plank is actually a crocodile monster that escaped the facility and is regenerating from acid immersion, something they stopped to snap a picture of despite the thing apparently killing everything in sight.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH SCP-682? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking aboutREDACTEDSCP-682. I’m not talking aboutREDACTEDSCP-682 either. Hell, I’m not even talking aboutREDACTEDSCP-682 with theREDACTED( REDACTED ), equipped with hisREDACTED, a perfectREDACTED, control of theREDACTED, withREDACTEDDNA implanted in him so he hasREDACTEDand can performREDACTEDwhile being an expert inREDACTED. I'm talking about[DATA EXPUNGED].
>>315848294
>They made it so that nobody else would make something like that.
No, they fucking didn't. That's what it became eventually, but when it was first introduced they were dead fucking serious about it.
Kars vs 682, who wins?
I read a hundred or so but they kept inserting these doctors who were such blatant and poorly written egowank Mary Stu's it killed the whole thing for me.
>>315849783
Wasn't that kinda the point? To find a weird PIC UNRELATED and make a spooky story out of it?
>>315849592
It just isn't the same, especially when you consider how many wild tales there are of giant sea creatures and people believing in them. Even in the past, people have always wanted a world filled with monsters.
>>315849865
They hang around as buddies, since they are both perfect beings. 682 wouldn't find perfection disgusting.
Now ask what happens in a 682 vs GER situation.
SCP stories are fan fiction writen by mostly teenagers I would wager. I don't really blame the quality, it takes a lot of talent to write good horror.
I try to recommend in SCP threads for any kids who may be interested, to watch Hitchcock or read King instead of creepypastas or /r/nosleep.
>>315849865
Kars can turn into any animal, right?
Couldn't he just turn into 682 to figure out how it works, and from there devise a means of defeating it?
>>315849265
> SCP-666½-J is a crab-stuffed mushroom entrée produced by the internal Foundation catering service Containment Cuisine for the 45th annual Site-19 Foundation Formal. Roughly 42% of the 1,500 attendees consumed SCP-666½-J and were subsequently affected by its anomalous properties. SCP-666½-J's effects started to become apparent approximately one hour after the conclusion of the main course, at which time event goers began to complain of slight abdominal pain.
>>315850191
Christ, that's a good one.
>>315849265
>>315850428
I like dick and fart jokes as much as the next guy but that shit just isn't funny.
>>315850673
This isn't just a fart joke, anon.
This is a type-S containment breachin your pants
>>315849637
Shut up Sans
I love the vending machine ones. Both the coffee one and the one that just spits out random candy from other dimensions depending on what you put in them.
Out of the way, best SCP coming through.
>>315849242
>Would make our world more fun desu senpai
Fucking NO. The amount of shit that can end the human race in a square mile there is astounding.
Still, I'd gladly die due to my curiosity and fascination for the Cinnabar Disc. Holy shit I will die remembering that SCP, specially after I dreamed about it for a full week along with my finals week
>>315850673
It's not the "jokes" that's funny, it's the fact that someone made a fucking Crab stuffed mushroom an anomalous monster
>>315847664
Nah because its fanfiction for faggots and edgy kids with nothing better to do. You said so yourself that its the sort of shit "that kid" would think up because hes a friendless loser that spends too much time in his own head. If you want real good shit got for things that have a bit more tangible truth despite being complete horseshit like old religious tales, folk lore and local urban myths. More fulfilling then some tripe that a faggot spewed up in his down time.
>>315850906
>any scp past 1000
>good
>>315850906
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>>315850906
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>>315851064
Thats pretty much the entire point of J articles though
>>315847664
Reminder that we discovered months ago that Captain Cold and Mirror Master can fucking obliterate this overhyped piece of garbage.
>>315848714
because a lot of the old SCPs originated in stories made up to fit random "paranormal" internet pictures
Why is 073 so moe?
What the ? What the hell are you faggotsr even talking about ? Someone gimme a quick explanation about this stupid SCP
>>315851437
Make me.
>>315850906
Man, 2521 is a really coo
>>315850906
and that anon was never seen again
>>315851437
>I'm too stupid to use google
>>315850906
i never understood this one
>>315851612
The SCP takes away all information about him, so if someone talks about it the SCP teleports near him, hugs him and they both disappear. The same thing happens with documents.
>>315847664
looks like a tree
The Vending Machine, Coffee Machine, Bad-Joke hating Tomatoes, and origami crane are the best SCPs.
>>315851612
Its a thing that appears if you describe it or even name it with anything but abstract figures.
Oh fu-
Is this guy /v/'s self insert?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation
>>315851612
It takes away written or spoken information pertaining to itself.
Only pictographic information is safe from being taken.
>>315851736
>>315851753
>>315851864
makes sense now, ty anons
>>315850165
Imagine how fucking terrifying a shark would look if no one had ever seen one before and people didn't know they existed.
>>315849265
SCP-666-J is way scarier.
The one that's the Devil's Desk is probably one of my favorites
>>315851736
>>315851753
>>315851864
So, what about information that, technically, is in 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 or 68 65 78?
Does it trigger ●●|●●●●●|●●|● ?
>>315850861
fuck off that was an SCP-2000 reference
>>315849487c-can you name that server?
I think the most terrifying SCP is the one that uses the same "teleports behind you when you aren't looking niche" but doesn't actually kill you. Imagine having to live your life with a devil statue constantly scaring the shit out of you.
>>315852463
I don't recall it ever being specified, but I'd say the same would happen. The documents in the database that were taken away by the SCP were technically binary.
>>315852070
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-169
I found the article for you, senpai.
>>315852463
Well according to the pictograph in >>315850906 digitally saved data isn't safe either, except presumably if it's in picture form.
And ●●|●●●●●|●●|● is the title of the article, so I assume that's fine as well.
>>315850371
He can turn into any thing, so that would work
the only edge 682 has on him is apparently being able to return from space
>>315849218
that's good to hear. I authored a few of the creepypastas that are still being kicked around for four or five years now. Was considering getting back into it.
>>315851753
So it's just a ripoff of Candlejack? That's fucking re
>>315850906
Kek.
>>315852683
<- ●●|●●●●●|●●|● ->
>>315849218
is the literal semen demon still an SCP?
>that SCP that's just an alien laptop with an alien SCP article on it describing a human laptop
shit like this is what makes the site worth visiting
>>315852683
Doesn't the cowbell do that when you ring it?
>If you see it, he can hear you.
>If you touch it, he can see you.
>NEVER ring it. If you ring it, he can touch you.
>>315852463
If you were wondering how it knows these things
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself it's SCP
You should really just relax
I am the best SCP.
>>315853004
Yes, I think I'll just relax and have a nice cup of 4CHAN'S AIDS
>>315852748
this post mystifies me
>>315853074
I must disagree, I do not find my own effects very entertaining.
>>315850906
Reminds me of the one that's an instrument (forget what) that erases all written information about it, so the page is just an audio file.
>>315847664
They had some cool ideas like the blinking mechanic
What was that really long one that involved some kind of hub dimension? There were a bunch of explorations done, one time they ended up in some kind of rural area, another in the middle of a city. It looked like it had been raptured IIRC and there was no one around. There was some kind of creatures walking around though, like really tall with spindly legs and I think they had goop dripping off them. It's in the first 1000 and is seriously like 15-20 full pages long.
My favorite is the robot that runs the junkyard with the spider VW Beetles.
>>315852935
Which one is this?
>>315853442
093 is the one you're thinking of.
>>315853442
I believe you're talking about 093.
>>315853442
The Red Sea Object, SCP-093
>>315853530
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-513
I love the random scientists, security personnel and the D class guys. Some of their reactions to the SCP's are hilarious.
>>315853628
>>315853574
>>315853554
That's it, thanks anons.
>>315849242
Come to Australia.You might accidentally get killed.
>>315849242
>would make the world more fun
>death was almost classified an scp
no, the way they describe death
just fuck that
>>315853682
>Note: Whoever snuck SCP-504 into the cafeteria kitchen is getting terminated. Those tomato slices are like fucking shuriken. - Dr. Blast
>Money entered: 700 yen
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered
Item description: Human Breast Milk (Chocolate Flavored) - Very sweet. Dr.REDACTEDreported a sensation of nostalgia. Nothing unusual about the quality of the milk beyond its packaging. Small label in Japanese.
"I think the boob-shaped container was a nice touch." - Dr.REDACTED
>>315853682
>Everything with Dr. King
>>315853904
So there is an scp that is a boob milk carton with chocolate human breast milk?
>>315854026
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261
It was a random item vended from this machine. Check the additional testing log.
>>315854026
no you dolt
it's the vending machine
>>315854026
there's one that's a vending machine that will dispense any snack or drink at random, including ones from alternate dimensions or realities
I really like SCP, my favorites are more of the sci-fi variety. I recommend checking out the space setting stuff, there's some longer stuff out there. Check out the weird Thaumiel shit. Infohazards are fun. There are some gems in meta.
Find some tags that interest you and search them. Lots of people seem to say the new stuff is bad, I disagree, it's just different - which if you hate the mary sue shit - is a good thing.
I really like the SCP where it's just an old man who cheated the "Three Brothers". They should do linked tales/SCP more often.
Isn't the SCP Foundation in aYotsubadoujin on Sadpanda?
>>315853442
>>315853554
>>315853574
>>315853628
Yeah that was one of the best ones.
>>315853673
>Containment Reestablishment Procedure Mu
>>315848627
I fucking love that one. My favourite SCP's are weird stuff like that
>>315854423
Yes, it was pretty funny. They named it SCP-XXX or something like that.
>>315847664
682 isn't anything special. The fact that he's an scp means he's under control and unable to escape, he just can't be killed for good.
>>315849682
...do you not have CSS?
>>315852894
link? I don't remember ever reading that one.
>Halloween
>Live in the suburbs
>Like to dress up with whatever random extra cosplay stuff I have around while I pass out candy to trick or treaters
>Wearing a lab coat over a red hoodie and a plague doctor mask
>Having an alright time, nothing too interesting or out of the ordinary, usually just one or two kids at a time
>All of a sudden like 15 kids come up in a big group
>As soon as I open the door, some fat 10 year old kid in the back yells out "HEY ARE YOU AN SCP?"
>Ignore the kid while I hand out candy to the little kids in front
>"HEY I THINK THAT GUY'S AN SCP. ARE YOU AN SCP?"
>None of the kids around him give a shit
>He tries to explain to one kid what he's talking about, but the other kid doesn't care
>He finally gets to the front
>"HEY ARE YOU AN SCP?"
>"No, I'm a plague doctor"
>"I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S AN SCP, ARE YOU SURE"
>"Yes"
>Kid turns the other kid that doesn't even give a shit and says "I THINK THAT GUY'S AN SCP".
>Kids leave with their candy
>I go back to watching Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust
Exciting story, I know.
>>315854423
>>315854512
Please tell me you guys have the source, unless it is porn.
I never thought I'd ever say something like this.
>that fucking build a bear scp
>>315854543
Honestly, the popularity of 682 increased simply because everyone tried to come up with creative ways to kill it. My favorite is probably that joke SCP based on a researcher exploding every vehicle he drives. They just put the 682 in a car with him.
>>315854712
It's porn.
>>315854761
Dammit.
>>315854629
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166
>>315847664
That a moftherfucking Graboid, son?
>that black tower SCP that brainwashes anyone basically in the same country
>it's in North Korea
>>315854671
i wish i had a plague doctor mask
>>315851736
>>315852463
>>315852683
>>315852698
They're all dead by now. Don't repeat their mistake
I always liked the one that describes a zombie virus
>dat Pizza SCP
truly the best SCP ever created
>>315854671
At least it wasn't Slenderman.
>>315854741
this
the best little pieces on scp wiki are when various SCPs interact with each other. doesn't happen all too often though.
>>315854731
>SCP-835
>SCP-1875
>SCP-1733
>SCP-1981
>SCP-1548
>>315854931
thanks. oh I think I did read this once, but it's been years for sure.
shame to hear about how bad the community got, kind of just forgot about scp for a while.
Warning
WarningOld Man
>>315855394
>radical larry
>>315855394
Our wall phasing old men and their... flexibility allowed us to make progress on the mythical site 19 on the hills
>>315854498
>that pic
TRIGGERED
>>315849592
>I don't think crocs or sharks evolved much/changed much over millions of years
They shrank.
>>315855595
OLD MEN, RUNNING (AROUND) THE WORLD.
>>315848714
>>315849017
The SCP is a reptile but the actual image is of a dead whale of some kind. It's funny how different their skeletons look from the flesh-and-blood beasts.
>>315855273
That's because cross-referencing is discouraged, and basically only happens in the earliest entries before the community collectively started frowning on the practice.
>>315855745
>That's because cross-referencing is discouraged
Why? I have to agree with that guy that SCPs interacting with eachother is neat.
>>315855870
Short guide on what will get you le SCP downboats.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/mackenzie-pitfalls
>>315848627
Nobody ever seems to enjoy or even remember my favorite. I don't remember the object itself but it had a lot of backstory/worldbuilding of some alternate-earth where giant things roamed around abandoned 80s/90s era cities where different people accessed different parts of the world that were tinted a color based on emotions/personality/something. It's been years since i read it.
>>315848294
>>315848006
>>315847664
did anyone make good fanfics?
>>315855394
The D-Classes are starting to get desperate. Your turn.
>>315856113
Mentioned earlier in the thread, buddy. SCP-093.
I think 093 is great. Exploration of strange new lands is a cool thing, I think.
>>315849637
What about the magic Little Caesars box that gives people delicious pizza?
>>315856113
>had multiple people describe it, reference it, and identify the specific article in this thread
>no one enjoys or remembers it
>>315856113
Are you an SCP?
>>315849798
bretty good
>>315856262
>delicious pizza coming out of a Little Caesar's box
I can only suspend disbelief so far.
We need more SCP media in general. Think of all the untapped potential.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph_sR51KBi8
>>315856048
>Corollary: Humorous Addenda Are Out of Style
Often referred to as "LolFoundation", this refers to addenda that fall into any of the following patterns:
The next person who misuses this item for personal gain will be punished.
The next person who plays a prank using this item will be punished.
The next person who disobeys orders or violates security with regards to this item will be punished.
Any mention of being "demoted to Class D".
Any mention of being terminated for minor infractions.
These kinds of addenda went out of style years ago, as they imply that the Foundation is full of idiots or pranksters who are willing to threaten the safety of all humanity by abusing items with potentially existence-threatening anomalous properties. This is no longer done, and older articles that still have them are slowly being edited or phased out.
>This is no longer done, and older articles that still have them are slowly being edited or phased out.
Are these fuckers serious? Those were some of the best parts.
>>315856416
That's why it's anomalous and kept in a research facility.
>>315856434
They outmemed themselves.
>>315856416
It doesn't only have Little Caesar's brand pizza. It will specifically match the users' pizza taste preference, and that could make it a home-made pizza, or a different fast-food chain pizza. It's any pizza that you fucking love, the box is just there to hold it.
>>315856434
There's always the Joke Section anon
>>315856336
>>315856243
>>315856394
Do you seriously expect me to read the whole thread before shitposting when quick reply exists?
>>315849813
The SCP community purged most of the fucking cancerous articles and now heavily moderates and regulates what actually goes onto the wiki.
Nobody likes or gives a fuck about marysue selfinserts. Shit like Naruto's Headband and other absolute fucking dogshit articles were also thrown into the garbage.
It's not great, but it's getting better.
I've always liked 835 for some reason.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-835
>>315847664
>SCP
I always heard that word whenever cult game mentioned. What is it about?
>tfw you possibly worked on Procedure 110-Montauk but don't remember it thanks to amnesiacs
>>315847664
So I'm supposed to believe you're not just some guy who's been butthurt about SCP for years and just wants to see people complain about it?
>>315849798
underrated post
>>315856838
Was that the "cause as much trauma to this girl as possible" SCP?
>>315856774
>One of the few articles that doesn't hide behind [DATA EXPUNGED]
>It's rape coral
Sasuga SCP
>>315851427
>Just to the right of 73's head
GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH
>>315856951
what if literally every redaction on the website refers to an act of rape
>>315856829
Shark Cervix Punchers
>tfw no one will ever agree with me that the Pun Tomatoes are the best SCPs
Feels bad
>>315857163
I think the tomatoes are acut abovethe rest of the articles
>>315857163
Anon said that they were one of the best earlier in the thread.
>>315857259
I guess he wanted to kill himself
>>315857163
I think it's got a lot of a peel.
>>315857259
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>>315857163
Number? I never read that one
>>315857501
SCP-504, but be careful, reading it makes some people red with anger!
>>315856838
>tfw working onProcedure 220-Calabasas
>>315857259
>>315857619
CARLOS, NO!
>>315857901
At least I got my last request...to mate yo
Can anyone tell me the SCP where the ghost of a girl who hitchhikes on people's cars and goes to a graveyard?
I think the update made her into a murdering wraith of some sort,
>>315858546
Is this it?
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1337
>>315858546
1337, and she became a murderous wraith because a researcher decided to kill her parents to stop her from appearing.
>>315858768
>>315858671
They really wasted the 1337 number on a basic La Llarona monster.
>>315857821
shitty extradimensional demon bullshit #876453 fuck this site-
>Iteration6
>Class:[s]K̶e̶t̶e̶r̶[/s] Apollyon
oh shit what
>Level 4 or lower personnel authorized if cleared under CODE NIGHTMARE REGENT RED
don't panic
>Special Containment Procedures: Irrelevant.
PANIC
>>315858671
>>315858768
Yes that's it thanks.
I think when I first read it. It was just a normal ghost story. Then the update became like a witcher 3 witcher contract which is not bad.
>>315852731
Which ones?
![bray-wyatt-black-white-1412761531[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S5I6x8x.jpg "bray-wyatt-black-white-1412761531[1].jpg")
>>315858969
>Eater of Worlds
>>315858921
You made me realize I haven't seen 1337 speak in a fairly long time. Huh.
I kind of miss it.
>>315859094
>speak
Fuck I'm retarded
>>315849242
OKAY
OKAY
IS 4CHAN RANDOMLY ADDING DESU SENPAI ON TO POSTS
OR IS THIS SOME SORT OF FUCKING CONSPIRACY
>>315859316
>he doesn't know
>>315859316
it's a filter dude
>>315859316
It's a wordfilter baka desu senpai
>>315859316
>there are people so new they don't know what a word filter is
>>315858969
>mfw reading that one for the first time
>>315859404
>>315859423
okay fucking hell is it like that roody-poo one or whatever the fuck it was from ages back?
Cause it has been wigging me out
>>315859486
Nigga I know what a word filter is I just didn't realise there was one. What's it filter cause I haven't noticed a drop in anything?TEST: nigger faggot retard kek weeb gay fuck kekold an hero hiro
>>315859579
f.am, t.bh, c.uck and other bullshit
>>315853904
Which one was the one that one guy said to a machine surprise me and it got burned.
The worst one is that mongolian invulnerable man living in a closed stone shell or something
Literally Coldsteel tier
>>315859672
Oh well thank christ for that, I didn't notice the drop because I already had them filtered.
baka desu senpai kekFun
>>315855083
>It's an ancient weapon that remains passive as long as the local humans are natural slaves
>North Korea is propped up so the SCP thinks it doesn't need to start actively brainwashing humanity.
>>315859683
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294
Procrastination one is best
>>315858969
The buildup of doom was the best part and the "there is hope" at the end.
>>315859797
Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase "surprise me". Device produced an opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been heated to approximately 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius.
Thanks anon i needed to read that shit again
>>315859316
It's just anomalous behavior, senpai.
Man, I miss tanasinn, i∵ th∵re an SC∴ articl∴ ∵about ∵ tanasinn-li∴e ent∴ty? I' d∵ik∵∴∵∴ r∵∴∵∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴∵g∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
>>315855083
number?
>>315859929
fucking good effort typing that out anon like an advanced version of the candlejack meme that i haven't seen talked about fo
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>>315859929
>>315859986
>>315859992
>>315859750
Thank you, based glorious leader Kim Jong-un!
What's the best SCP's from each series /v/?
>>315859992
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>>315860107
>That house that has a racist alien that hates humans
>>315847664
Why is every SCP thread always started with exaggerated shitposts? Most of the writing there is solid and there is a bunch of downright amazing articles, the old stuff that was "LOLFOUNDATION" was moved and is treated as not something to be taking seriously, but I guess for a faggot like you even if you put a disclaimer that THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY you will still moan about it not lining up with your superior standards of writing. Also
>Not liking Duke Until Dawn
>>315860370
>the old stuff that was "LOLFOUNDATION" was moved
Which is bullshit.
>>315859986
I actually like that tanasinn fell int∵ obsc∵∴ity, it mak∴∵∴∵t all the m∴∵e fun to sp∴∵k new anons with i∴∵∴∵d m∴k∴∵g t∴∵∴∵∴∵arch a∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴ ∵ ∴ ∵ ∴∵
>>315859797
What was the item dispenser that had 3 or 4 settings with "Very Fine" always resulting in weird shit?
There's way too many SCPs. When are they gonna start an SCP purge event? Destroying all shitty or irrelevant SCPs.
>>315860313
What are you talking about, some of his best friends are human.
>>315860535
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-914
When is the foundation going to try and harness or domesticate some of the SCPs?
>>315859992
This image never fails to disturb me to my very core. Why is it so scary /v/?
>>315860635
They've already used a few SCPs in a task force.
>>315860642
Because there's a furry inside it.
>>315860580
>/pol/ meets /x/
>>315860432
Yes, I don't like that they chose to get rid of, or bury LOLFOUNDATION myself. Those things took place and you should just take it in stride instead of trying to hide it. And I especially loved the over the top mary sue/gary stu humanoid SCP decommission articles. No matter how hard you clean the place up someone will still not be satisfied. And I don't like the "scp canon" they are trying to establish either as well as the shit with alternate realities and trying to include all the shit they have on the site into some sort of a branching plotline.
>>315860635
They tried. Omega 7 happened.
>>315860713
No but really. Every time I see that image my body goes right into fight or flight mode. I about had a heart attack when I googled the SCP number and all those pictures came up.
>>315847664
I cant remember which SCP it is but i want a game on it so bad.
i remember its this weird white maze with paper mache ladies that will make you explode with ink and eventually a caricature of you will be left on the wall. but theres also these lamp creatures that hunt those so SCP foundation has cat ones or something,
>>315860950
It's the eyes, they're popping out of it's skull.
The best SCP was that plaque that made a perfect employee appear to the business it was in, that gradually degraded and turned into a violent retard.
>>315860771
Im the only one who it's happy with the SCP no having plot and shit? just well the lore of the creatures and things but not actually a story, like these niggers can't just be happy with what they created? it need to become a creepypasta, also it's wrong if i don't consider the SCP a creepypasta but more a compendium of info about paranormal shit?
>>315861098
number?
>>315860993
There are way too many SCP entries that can send an actual shiver down my spine. You only vaguely described that one, but my vivid imagination is running with it.
What if you transferred http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-085 into one of your sadpanda comics?
>>315861160
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-254
>>315861130
No, because that's how it has been pretty much since its inception. It was a website belonging to a "secret organization" that worked on SECURING CONTAINING and PROTECTING things that could upset the regular flow of life of humanity. Even if some of those could be beneficial.
>>315860993
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1619
>>315851354
Explain.
>>315854498
fathur am faggit
What if there was an SCP that's sole purpose was to guide quantum probability by 100% successfully destroying the universe every time any specific event(s) happens/doesn't happen, which cuts off certain "routes" of possibility from being fulfilled, and one of the events that this SCP governs is the loss of control over 682?
It doesn't actually prevent him from escaping, it just DESTROYS any universe in which he DOES escape.
>>315861861
Anon pls
>>315861175
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1619
>>315861403
you got to read it cuz thats the one. probably one of the better ones in that theres a variety of detail to fill your mind as opposed to being too abstract.
that or the weird amusement park with living mascots would be perfect for a game
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2557
What the fuck is this shit?
>>315854761
>>315854423
>>315854512
I want the source though, gimme.
>>315862725
An ad.
>>315863247http://exhentai.org/g/801276/b3a727f529/
>>315863396
Thanks m9!
>>315859992
>tfw there's a girl in there
Is MalO a cute girl? I want to pet herand become a vampire
>>315864263
>>tfw there's a girl in therehow cute?
>>315850371
They tried that, facing 682 against itself.
It worked together to attack the people who split it after growling at the other for a bit.
>>315864662I dunno, I just know that it's supposed to be a girl fursuitand I am very interested in finding out what she looks like
>>315849242
>One of them is a kilometer tall Abrahamic angel that evaporates everything with its flaming sword
>one is a girl that HAS to be tortured and raped so she won't give birth to an apocalyptic monstrosityalthough it's hinted that it failed
>one is creature that when you see it through anything will tear through everything in its way and successfully get you even if you didn't know you saw it.
>a good chunk of them can end the world in a whim
You and I have a different definition of fun.
>>315865304
>although it's hinted that it failed
Where was this?
>>315851829
No it's a Skippy's list rip off with SCP terms.
Back it up boys
best SCP coming through
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-50-ae-j
>>315865595
In the SCP page there are creepy messages that make up a poem hidden throughout that basically say that all the procedures are all for naught
