Blizzcon 2015 Stream: "Cosplay is not Consent" Edition.
Cosplay contest? Come get comfy.
>http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Rea37TGQwcr
>>315699206
Open this in vlc or mpv.
rtmp://185.45.49.75/live/mainstage
rtmp://185.45.49.75/live/panels
>>315699206
sound keeps falling behind the stream in that link, any other streams going on?
>>315699206
Just give me the highlights.
"talent" shit
just get on with the costumes allready
I can't understand what they're saying, what kind of music is this?
>niggers
jesus christ this is terrible
Which one has the true autism? The costumes and dancing?
Music is too mild autism for me.
>>315699206
this is so cringe-worthy and i am a rap fan
i mean at least it's creative to make a warcraft rap
THIS IS SO BAD
hope cosplay champ actually turns up on stage this year
http://cybergame.tv/players/cyberplayer53.swf?channel=gamingcx
non laggy
>this dogshit music
>>315700080
hasnt been dancing since the retarded undead kid broke his leg on stage
>>315700059
>keks
>>315700236
holly fucking shit this rap ios awful
I for one think it's really exciting that these beautiful black bulls have decided to enrich blizzcon. It's so painfully white normally, so boring.
>control the crowd
>>315699206
>3dpd's that apparently don't want to be looked at, while showing as much skin as they ca. Or autists.
no thanks
>it doesnt end
what the fuck is going on
IT NEVER ENDS
this is so fucking bad
>>315700187
they prejudge the costumes and then they send them on stage. last year the winner's costume broke right before she went out on stage.
>people spent hundreds of dollars and took days off work to listen to this
they could of at least turned down the fucking instrumental volume
This is one of the choosen finalists, I can`t imagine the first round of selection
>yfw these niggers got more stage time than diablo 3
>>315700384
So nice of you to post before going on stage Wil.
>will wheaton
reee this gets worse
>people pay money to see this
has it started already?
is it on main stage?
>Wil Wheaton
literally the only person they could've picked who will make me want Jay Mohr back
That kek gets onstage and immediately brings up safe spaces
Fuck off Wheaton
>wil wheaton
who even
>>315700617
He played Diablo 20 years ago, pretty cool guy.
This guy is boring as fuck, no one cares about his shitty gaming career.
THEY ARE GOING FULL SPAGHETTI
>>315700723
Kekold Journo
Where's Jay Mohr? This guy sucks.
>wil sperging on stage
>>315700514
I know, it was just disappointing last year since the winner wasn't even on stageThat Empress Shek'zeer was pretty good though
START THE CONTEST YOU FUCK NOBODY CARES
He's funny, he sucks at games. Hillarious.
oh man this is great
why aren't people booing the fuck out of this guy, needs more hecklers
So, why is this fag always involved in gaming events? He's a literal who and a sjw. I can only assume they bring him and invite him because he is literally reddit.
is this the joke?
>>315700996
Keep in mind the type of person who actually goes to Blizzcon
>retired with a perfect 1-0 on hearthstone
i love when people pretend to play games
>shows audience
>no one laughing
>>315700812
>Wil ever not sperging.
Let's be honest here.
>>315700996
hecklers are weeded out by needing a blizzcon ticket to get it. only people there are pure fans and wouldnt dare heckle blizzard
I personally like when black guys perform on stage. Makes the racist white nerds feel awkward. And the organizers know it too. Felt great seeing all of them still as a rock.
>>315701060
he was that guy that nobody liked on star trek and he plays tabletop games so OBVIOUSLY anyone into nerd culture must like him
please keep telling the crowd how big of a blizzard games fan you are so they can accept you
at least wil won't be back next year
Why did Blizzard invite some asshole narcissist on stage?
Holy fuck he's talking about his life like anybody gives a fuck.
>I raised kids
Letting niggers gang-bang your children isn't "raising" them Wil
why is this guy going on about his past. No one gives a shit.
Wait, Blizzcon is this weekend?
Wow, I guess it really shows how irrelevant Blizzard are these days that I didn't even notice.
>I'VE BEEN PLAYING DIABLO FOR 20 YEARS XD
>doesn't know the names of core abilities
>>315701160
Yeah but every fan of Star Trek hate him and loved when he died.
Fuck, I forgot there was a will wheaton life story panel
jesus christ shut the fuck up allready
bring black the niggers, holy shit
>wil still talking
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT
>>315701275
>Look at how much i don't care about the things you care about! Notice me!
>his kids are 26 and 24
>he's only 43
kek
this is SO bad
he's bombing
he's starting to sweat
>uh uhm uhh uhmm
>i don't know if any of you have seen me played a game in real life
>>315701408
I mean he's right desu, blizzcon is barely anything on /v/ this year desu
It sounds like he has nothing prepared, he looks grasping for anything he think that is remotely related to blizzard games...
>>315701376
>bring black the niggers
>bring black
>black
EL EM AY OH
BRING THE NIGGERS BACK, I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
HOLY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
WHY IS PLUGGING BOARD GAMES AND HIS YOUTUBE SHOWS NOW
REEEEEEE
>>315701424
If he'd played with them maybe he'd know something about the game to joke about.
d-dungeon master
>>315700996
People around me are literally falling asleep. Me included.
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
I don't get what people see in this filler kind of shit. I just want the main event what's wrong with just going straight to that?
can't take this spaghetti monster anymore
stream closed later fa m
PANIC
>>315701606
describe what you smell right now
>>315701606
Tell him to shut up anon, be the hero
>>315701564
>still talking
Who is this hack? Is he a video game developer or something?
I was lead to believe thered be cosplay slags.
>>315701606
you should start booing
holy shit he just keeps droning on and on
hes saying alot of nothing
He's spilling spaghetti everywhere.
He must really love and play diablo huh guys?
As if I needed another reason to hate Wil Wheaton. Jesus Christ.
![blizzcon-2011-contests[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K7EkFdb.jpg "blizzcon-2011-contests[1].jpg")
WHERES JAYYYYYY
Wheaton is talking about Diablo more during Blizzcon than Blizzard did.
MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOP.
>>315701707
It makes people who aren't blizzdrones shut of the stream so they don't have people making fun of all their sperg fans dressing up in shitty costumes.
I feel rly rude writing that though
THAT GUY JUST REKT THE AUDIENCE
JUST GET TO THE UGLY FAT PEOPLE IN POORLY MADE COSTUMES PLEASE
I came to watch autistic sperging but not like this
mfw he's pretty funny.
>sleep with your mom joke
Didn't Chris Hardwick did that last year already?
>he'll never fuck felicia day
>>315701797
At least he came coked up with Metzen.
>>315701797
this, what the hell blizz, he was terrible but at least he was amusing
>>315701606
Beer
>>315701734
Probably wouldn't hear me
How much are they paying him?
He isn't working for the money.
What are you guys talking about? This stuff is way better than former years "US GAYMERS AMIRITE LOL :D" guys.
He's actually played a Blizzard game.
who /a/ here?
what the fuck is this
is this guy insane or something
its pretty obvious he hasnt even touched diablo 3
>le butcher is hard meme
I wish he would die
All the streams are lagging for me but it's probably for the best
Any scalpers here? Should we buy these up or what? The thing that annoys me is that there is a PC / XBOX / PS4 version, hard to figure out which collectors edition will be the rarest.
i aint never played diablo
>>315699330
Is there way to stream this at a lower quality in VLC?
>>315701837
Why would they shut it off they can just mute it till see the main event happening visually. Hell hey can just come back to the stream and check every ten minutes or so
>several hundred times more
Nice math there, Wheaton.
Why don't they just bring back jay mohr and let him do the commentating by himself, he was legit hilarious when they did. This is fucking awful.
This isn't even funny in a spaghetti sort of way.
It's just a guy talking.
>580 is several hundred times higher than 21
triggered
>>315702034
Micha is fun, will not so much.
>this is actually what normies find entertaining
>>315702054
Would this actually be scalp worthy, I don't know if its that high in demand really?
WHAT? THIS GUY IS STILL TALKING?
>>315702140
i love treasure goblins
if i heard a treasure goblin in real life
i would crash my car to find it
Did he just step up or have my standards been lowered?
kill wil wheaton
kill him
KILL HIM
There's no way he intended to be out there this long.
There has to be something wrong in the back and he's trying to buy time
TRASH GOBLIN
>>315702054
PC obviously
damn that was actually a good joke until he started spilling spaghetti
>>315702079
How low do you want it?
>>315702034
>his sons brother
???
This is so fucking bad. This is SJW comedy folks.
We want the Youtube audience
>>315702297
Like 360p quality, my PC sucks atm.
why the fuck wont he shut up and let me see sluts play dress up
>>315702253
The SJW/Fatty in the cosplay contest straight up murdered any of the ones that could be considered remotely "sexy".
I MISS JAY MOHR
PLEASE COME BACK JAY MOHR
>>315702253
That's what I thought. Then I remembered it's Wil Wheaton. He'll be milking this opportunity.
EVERY JOKE IS LMAO I'M SO BAD AT VIDEO GAMES XDDDD
EVERY
SINGLE
JOKE
did somebody die backstage or something
HAS HE EVEN PLAYED A BLIZZARD GAME BEFORE. STFU ALREADY
>bad at wow
>saying youre bad at a game made for 5 year olds
>>315702297
How low can you go?
>>315702424
PLEASE JAY MOHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
oh lord, he's making meme history right now
HES
STILL
GOING
Where is Jay Mohr? At least he was a funny cringe.
this is the most awful thing ive ever seen
>LOL HOW DO I WAVE LOL?????????
why metzen
>open stream
>Wil Wheaton is talking
>close stream
Someone tell me when he's not there and I'll try watching it again.
>gender identity
triggered
>gender identity
TRIGGERED
>gender identity
>>315701152
holy fuck lmao i cant believe hes still rambling
THis is eternity
IS HE STILL TALKING WTF BLIZZARD
>20 minutes
Holy shit did he just say the fanbase needs to step up and keep games "awesome" by tolerating everybody?
Fuck me running Robin Williams hangs himself and this guy can't be found in an alleyway with a needle in his arm? God dammit.
>>315702054
>soldier 75 statue
no one will want this
>identifying gender
Fired.
>>315702562
At this rate maybe two hours
I hate this feminist piece of shit
Why does he just assume they're all dicks
what's a "gatekeeper"
This is so funny. Pleading gamers to be inclusive. Funnny.
>>315702562
Isn't he hosting the contests, will probably have to hear his opinion on every costume.
Ok something must have happened backstage. The first 10 minutes were fine.
We want the normie casual audience
>this used to be a Jay Mohr event
>>315699206
>crippling anxiety
Jesus fucking christ son what a myth
>>315702707
someone who keeps gates
Jay mohr will come back and save blizzcon only if reply with "JAY MOHR PLEASE COME BACK"
POST YFW YOU'RE NOT WIL WHEATON
>i was about to tell you guys something that was actually funny
dont lie to me
SO FUCKING BAD DUDE JUST STOP IT HOLY SHIT
>>315702415
Hope this helps.
Open this in vlc or mpv.
rtmp://185.45.49.75/live/forthatlittlespecialanon
>>315702707
NO CASUALS ALLOWED
>>315702816
>casual gamer wants people to stop shitting on casual gamers
wow
>>315702673
its a genderbent s:76 as well
>>315702802
Please Jay Mohr. You were the hero we didn't want, but need now. Come back.
>>315702802
JAY MOHR PLEASE COME ON MY BACK
>>315702816
>>315702707
those horrible misogynistic shitlords known as 'hardcore gamers'
finally wil leaves but now what the fuck is that shit
why is she wrapping herself in a curtain?
wtf is this shit
POISON IVY BRING THE BAINTZ
>interpretive dance
make it stop
IT BEGINS
Blizzard really going for the SJW audience these days...
>>315703043
>>315703050
>>315703068
who cares i can fap to this
>>315702707
People who get mad when new players come in and fuck up their gaming experience.
Poison Ivy is a Blizzard Character?
>there are people out there that actually think that wil guy is funny
kill me
wtf is this shit
This is the blizzcon stream right?
This is degenerate tbqh.
whats this have to do with ysera?
poison ivy confirmed for heroes
Oh the curtain is a stripper pole. I get it now.
>talent
That isn't even what Ysera looks like.
>>315703050
Because she wants to go to sleep like everyone watching this event.
First fatality at Blizzcon inc.
>>315703050
It's ART GODDAMMIT ART!
>>315703097
Can you be bigger AND leaner?
>watch me do some stupid shit on a curtain while pictures of a blizzard game are behind me
ysera get it guys?
>>315703139
no this is the autism talent show
starring wil wheaton
>>315703153
desu senpai
>>315703050
Just like Ysera does ingame.
WTF IS THAT LMAO
Wil Wheaton thinking he's representing nerd culture
I feel like punching him in the face
WIL WHEATON ON SUICIDE WATCH
This female is wearing a skin tight cat suite and isn't even 400 lbs. Isn't this misogynist and over sexualized?
what is she suppose to be a frog girl?
>>315703235
it's a talent show dipshit
first wheaton droning on and now this stupid shit? what the fuck happened to you blizzcon
>>315702849
Thanks anon. How did you do this btw?
>>315703229
Yes. Just do body recomp or lean bulk. It takes longer than strict cutting / bulking, but I prefer it.
Ooga booga, where da video games at?
Seriously, what the fuck is this? Can fucking wait to see the video game of the year shows with /v/. Nothing will too gone home winning PC GOTY.
>>315703258
so you're saying I can bang her?
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH YSERA
I mean its nice and all but really how is this ysera related?
HNGHHHH
Chances her hymen is still intact after all this?
wil wheaton's autism express
followed by curtain girl
thanks everyone, now im going to do 500 lines of coke off of the stage
>>315703483
hes dreaming to be human you pleb get on times
>>315703483
she's green anon just like ysera
They're clapping because it's over
she was white all along
>>315703376
>400pound woman doing rhythmic gymnastics
I shudder to think
>>315703531
DAT ASS
AWKWARD AS FUCK
>touching her back without asking
literally rape
This is what happens when you let neurotypicals play video games.
>Doesnt even know who Ysera is
kill me
>>315703424
Alchemy anon... alchemy.
>>315703658
he's all sweaty lol
good thing im a heart stone guy too
>>315703557
>thanks everyone, now im going to do 500 lines of coke off of the stage
>mfw this whole segment
>hearthstone card illustration was the inspiration
wat?
>Ysera
>one of the most important characters in Warcraft lore
>reduced to a curtain climbing "act"
>doesn't know who ysera is
Alisha is best girl
>wrote the music
>did the choreography
>did the acrobatics
she has the most talent out of everybody there
