>play Dark Souls
>keep human form on at all times for fun multiplayer
>every single invader plays hugging game and goes for backstabs
Gee, what a fun PvP experience.
are you this salty faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNK5sAvMUts
>>315617145
when did DSP get so skinny?
>>315616962
It's a shame because the PVP had so much potential but everyone just wants to cheese it like a bunch of fags
>>315617145
The streamer in this vid is 100% correct
1. Haha
2. HAH
3. PFTTTTTTT
4. Why don't you just use humanity only at bosses? You don't need phantoms to walk you through normal mobs. Chances are you wont get invaded right at the gate.
5. HAHAHAHHAHAH
>>315617321
The streamer in that vid is 100% bad at the game
>>315617370
It doesn't matter, dark souls PVP is mechanically abysmal to begin with, being "good" at it just means being less laggy than the other person so you can land a backstab, it's literal garbage-tier gameplay
>>315617578
So you ARE the salty faggot in that vid
>>315617578
That video had no lag. Just fail swings and easy backstabs. That guy just sucks.
>>315617578
>"dark souls PVP is mechanically abysmal"
>blames technical problems instead
>>315617637
>>315617762
>>315617810
>babbys first "hard" game
Keep defending your artificial difficulty crap. Can't wait to get lag stabbed :^) i-it's so f-fun i s-swear
I always laugh when i see someone crying about backstabs, its hilarious watching people unable to even handle simple backstab fishing.
>>315616962
>people play to win
>this is totally unfair because then I can't win
git gud fgt
>IT'S NOT BAD, JUST GIT GUD
I guess that's why they fixed backstabbing in all later Souls games and BB :^)
Backstabbing is just as cheesy as using pyromancy in single player.
>>315618068
>artificial difficulty
Oh you're one of those
>>315616962
>Pvping in Dark Souls
You brought this on yourself. It's why you should always summon other phantoms if you can to gang up on them. I do it anytime i enter an area and the hate mail is delicious.
>>315618129
>this is totally unfair because then I can't win
It's ironic, because it's invaders who cry about unfair game most of the time.
>BUT YOU HAVE TO BOW BEFORE FIGHT!
>B-BUT YOU CAN'T PRE-CAST SPELLS WHEN I JOIN THE GAME!
>B-B-BUT HIDING IS UNFAIR
>>315618190
>there are later games where they "fixed" backstabbing
>yet I choose to play DaS even though I think backstabbing is cheesy
How to spot a retard
>>315616962
backstab cheesers are so easy to punish though.
>>315616962
>keep punishing them because I'm better at backstabs than they are
I bet they use frame rate unlocks like a top scrub, too.
>>315618323
>It's ironic, because it's invaders who cry about unfair game most of the time.
When they are not raping your ass
>>315617578
Twinks are the main problem with the actual game, the peer to peer shit is another matter. Unless you're a fighting game or shooter getting dedicated servers is a lot of money for a side feature.
>>315618323
>it's ok to complain and send hatemail about dumb shit because the other ones do it too
you're being retarded don't care whether you're the host or the invader
>>315618417
>yet I choose to play DaS because DaS2 is trash
Yes, and?
>game is fun
>expect when I lose
DSP: The Thread
>>315618489
>>keep punishing them because I'm better at backstabs than they are
m8s, i suck at backstabs and even i can punish backstab fishers.
Just dont use lock on and beat the shit out of em.
>>315616962
Man, this Wojak/Pepe pictures are getting sofisticated as fuck.
>>315618665
>61 poise
Good luck.
>>315618532
>>315618510
>salty invaders
Delicious.
All PVP in souls games is garbage trash.
The people who go on and on about their epic tales of pvp adventures like they somehow found some other person randomly that someone makes the pvp in this game engaging and not snore inducing are always so fucking full of it.
It's like those assholes who defend tf2 servers and always show up in old threads about tf2 saying, "WELL THE SERVERS I GO TO ARE ALL FUCKING PERFECT AND LITERALLY EVERYONE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AT ALL TIMES MAKING FOR A VERY CLOSE AND ENGAGING AND ALSO VERY VERY PERFECT GAME EXPERIENCE THAT I GET LOST IN FOR HOURS AND HO-IP ADDRESSES? Find them yourself dude."
Fuck you. You are so full of it.
PVP in souls is always boring garbage. Circlestrafe and blindly and randomly throw out hitboxes with rolling away 17 different times to ensure the enemy doesn't catch your in a laggy backstab whether they meant to or not.
Shit's fucking awful to both be apart of and to watch.
>>315616962
Op I think the faces should be switched there, pay attention to lore faggot
>>315618610
>complaining about your own choices
Please choose to hang yourself
>it's not bad game design and shitty community
>YOU'RE JUST NOT GUD ENOUGH
Oh right, I forgot how cancerous Soul babbies are.
>>315616962
>Okay so why isn't the game being played the way I want it to? I can't win like this everyone should just let me win what a garbage game.
¯\(°_o)/¯
>>315616962
Aren't their faces the wrong way around? Smough is an annoying faggot who everybody in the world hated and didn't want to be around, and Ornstein is stuck with him out of duty.
It would make more sense for Ornstein to have the feels face because he doesn't want to be there while Smough is just a smug prick.
>>315618758
>Shit's fucking awful to both be apart of and to watch.
>but I play it anyway
>>315618724
No, the hateposting invaders are the most baffling of all since they're the ones trying to stop other players from proceeding but the concept of the player trying to heal themselves is like WTF HOW DARE YOU
however the ones that complain about backstabs even though it was well deserved like in >>315617145 are just as bad and should quit the game
>>315618905
Yeah but Ornstein is the cool mother fucker that everyone loves and could kick Smoughs ass any day if he wanted.
>>315617578
all DaS needs is to get rid of those LOCK ON backstabs and it would be fine. but alas, they hold too much reward
>>315618758
>I need to git gud
That's all I got from that
>>315618934
I don't play dark souls pvp at all.
>>315619031
Of course that's all you got from it when you are a simpleton.
>>315618832
>be bad in game
>blame the community
no john you're the cancer
>>315619031
No amount of skill can fix peer to peer internet connections and optimized twink characters designed for ganking people anywhere near not pvp oriented.
>>315619085
I'm not the one getting raped online, pussytits.
>multiplaykek
How do you manage to fail at ganking invaders?
>>315619085
>I complain about stuff that doesn't even concern me
Are you Anita Sarkeesian?
>>315619137
Because no one would ever wanna rape you.
>>315619093
>replying with memes
>calls someone cancer
Soulkids in a nutshell.
>>315619226
I'd like to see them try, I've got my halberd ready.
>>315617145
What a fucking little faggot
>>315619278
But you're playing Dark Souls as well you ridiculous fucktard. Do you make threads bitching about every game you suck dicks at? No wonder why the board is drowning in shit.
>>315616962
>play Dark Souls
>keep human form on at all times for fun multiplayer
>barely anyone invades and I'm clearing through bosses too quickly so there's barely any place anyone can invade me anymore
>>315617145
If he didnt want to get backstabbed why didnt he just lock on to them?
>>315619351
>b-but you play the game too so you're also a retard fanboy like me!
>I don't know what your argument is, but g-git gud
>newfags, I swear
Even TB is not as cancerous, congrats.
inb4 more handwaving
>mfw scared of pvp so not turning human on so never get to summon epic solaire meme
>>315619598
>playing DS1 online
Oh you...
>>315619490
because he prefers to blame everybody else rather than learn to play properly
like that one fag in this thread
>>315619598
I just want to be human because i hate being a wrinkly piece of beef jerky the whole game. Looks hideous. Even if you can barely see my face or any part of my body.
>>315618758
>All PVP un suls gumus us gurbuge trush.
>Thu puple whu gu un und un ubut thur upuc tules uf pvpuh udvunturus luke thuy sumehuw fund sume uther pursun rundumly thut sumune mukes thu pvp un thus gume unguging und nut snure unducing ure ulways su fukeing full uf ut.
>ut's luke thuse usshules whu dufund tf2 survurs and ulways shuw up un uld thruds abut tf2 suying, "WULL THU SURVURS I GU TU URE ULL FUKEING PURFUCT UND LUTURULLY UVURYUNE KNUWS UXUCTLY WHUT TU DU UT ULL TUMES MUKING FUR A VURY CLUSE UND UNGUGING UND ULSO VURY VURY PURFUCT GUME UXPURIUNCE THUT I GUT LUST UN FUR HURS UND HU-IP ADDRUSSUS? Fund thum yurself dude."
>Fuck yu. Yu ure su full uf ut.
>PVP un suls us ulwuys buring gurbuge. Circlestrufe und blundly und rundumly thruw oot hutbuxes wuth rulling uwuy 17 duffurunt tumes tu unsure thu unumy dusn't cutch yur un a luggy buckstub whuthur thuy munt tu ur nut.
>Shute's fucking uwful tu buth bu upurt uf und tu wutch.
You sound like a fucking retard desu.
>>315619598
I always went offline when I played dark souls.
>>315619790
Holy fuck how autistic are you?
>>315619790
>>315619790
>autism: the post
This Soulbabby is mad af
>>315619875
>Huly fuke huw utistuc ure yu?
>>315620101
You're a scholar among simpletons.
Itt baddies complain because they havent figured out how to punish backstab fishers
and australians complain about their shitty internet not working with froms netcode.
get good the thread.
>>315619790
>>315620101
Is this some kind of double falseflag shit's getting crazy
Someone rate my anti-ganker build
>Falchion primary with sunlight blade
>Gold tracer back up
>Tranquil walk of peace/force
>Mix of havel's armor and maiden robe
>>315620423
Is tranquil walk of peace even all that helpful, it seemed pretty slow to cast and i dont know if it even last long enough to make it matter.
>>315620395
whoa shitposting in the shitposting thread? cray zee!
>>315616962
have you tried sending them messages asking them to change their ways? didn't think so. fags like you just want to complain
I don't get why people blame other players for using mechanics in the game correctly.
Just say the mechanic or whatever is shit instead of complaining about people using it.
>>315620423
You getting fucked bro.
>>315620506
Catches most people of guard, and most people don't know you can't roll. So they pretty much die in the stagger animation. And if they do just try to shield you bleed them to death with banana sword.
>DaS has shit multiplayer
What else is new
>ARPG
Why are children allowed to post on /v/?
>>315620726
>hurr don't like what I don't :CCC
>>315618417
Oh come on. OP hasn't bothered getting fit and selling footage of his gay sex and you know it.
>>315620615
Funniest people are those who insist on Souls series being real easy and not hard at all but then whine about "easy mode pyromancy backstab summon scrubs" as if DS was some kind of rite of passage to hardcoreness after all
All of those mechanics are meant to be used. Fine if you don't want to but don't complain when others do.
>>315616962
And making a return in Dark Souls 3.. Instant Backstabbing!
All your favourite weapons, like great-axes and scythes, will have backstabbing animations which look retarded and make no sense!
Watch in glee as your character suddenly freezes standing upright to allow the backstabber his proper time to land a fatal blow!
Breeze through PvE areas by baiting the many humanoid enemies into attacks so you can perform this epic move!
And remember, shitpost the one game that fixed this mechanic and defend endlessly the game that lazily reintroduced it! After all, you're not a Sonyfag, are you?
>>315620864
I never played souls myself, I just happened to read the OP and see the same shit on every game that has pvp.
People just want to bitch about mechanics instead of learning how to use them or counter them.
>>315620726
>Implying the Souls games are anything BUT ARPG's
>>315617578
It really is terrible. I've had some good fun with it but in general it's shit. Either it's a backstab wank or it goes on for fucking EVER. I fought this guy for like a half hour in the Parish, I just wanted to get to the fucking gargoyles.
So much fun.
