Did Jodie ever say "thank you" to Aiden? Like for fuck's sake.
There was that time when they were in the secret russian underwater ghost base.
God that game sucked.
>>315600629
No, and I'm fairly certain she calls him "Ayden" at one point.
Man I used to have a huge crush on Paige, she is so cute and she was incredibly professional in all the work she did. I'm happy she's accepting herself, but I feel like she just jumped on the femnazi bandwagon for gain
smhtbqhfam
>>315600629
>Jodie needs to get a bale of hay
>couldn't do it herself
>"aiden help"
>Aiden does it
>"JESUS CHRIST AIDEN I SAID ONE BALE NOT THE WHOLE FUCKING HAYSTACK"
what a bitch
yes
she does
but you have to get to it
depending on how you play
aiden is a shit much of the time and doesnt deserve it
>guy hitting on me
>he seemed nice
>for once i want Ellen to be happy
>dance with him
>tell him a story
>kiss him
>out of fucking nowhere he says im a slut
>mfw
>>315600724
*Chinese
>>315604073
>all for a fucking book
>>315604073
>kid smothers snow into jodie's face
>kid suddenly starts choking out of nowhere
>"IT MUST BE HER DOING. SHE'S A WITCH, A NOSE-PICKIN' WITCH!"
how in th-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhKE9cYKGUg
>all the scenes are presented out of order
>so the decisions you make almost never get carried over to other scenes
Bravo David
>>315604073
I thought he would defend me from that stupid bitch
>>315604605
>all because he saw it done in another movie
>even though it adds nothing to his story
What a hack.
>If you are sad about your loved ones dying, you should kill yourself to reunite with them.
Bravo David
>>315604073
>Give a book as a birthday present
>WOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU ARE LITERALLY THE DEVIL GET THE FUCK INTO THAT CLOSET
Aiden... Had a hard life.
>>315605006
>even though it adds nothing to his story
In principle I can see how it could be effective here and there, but doing it all the time in a supposedly choice-driven game is insane.
>tfw you realize the entire plot was based on lil cheetus
This game was dedicated to real people that david cage misses and he is still trying zo wrap gis head around the idea of an afterlive.
That THIS is what he came up with is pretty sad... but also silly.
>>315605575
>To gain peace of mind, David Cage imagines the afterlife as a bleak hellscape filled with murderous mindless specters, and wishes to use the Green Goblin to unleash this onto the world
>government woman with special powers gets pregnant
>this baby is going to be special!
>government gives baby away to a foster family who has no clue about the baby's special powers
>instead of the government raising it themselves to raise the ultimate bio weapon
>why is this girl such a bitch, what went wrong?
>>315605564
Thank you anon.
My sides needed that
>>315600629
Picking apart Cage games is so much fun. It's like he just watches movies and picks aspects for his next games without thinking of the overall game itself.
>>315605793
What was the token explanation for why they put her in a foster home, anyway?
>>315606292
>implying there was an explanation
Silly anon.
>agree to suck the guy's dick for money
>Jodie still pussies out
BRAVO DAVID
>>315606412
>No blowjob mini game where you have to use the sixais to position Jodie's face for the cumshot
0/10 David
>>315606412
>>315608265
That would mean Ellen would've had to mocap that whole thing. That would be too hazukashi desu.
>>315605793
>foster family who has no clue about the baby's special powers
I thought they knew about it, but just never told Jodie.
>>315608475
Who the fuck knows. It clearly wasn't thought out well.
>>315608450
Yeah, she..
Paige is known to give the worst head in hollywood. Like she once blew a guy and sent him to the hospital.
Anyone remember that part where the game glamorizes suicide when DaFoe's character kills himself and gets reunited as a ghost with his ghost family?
How did the game not receive shit for that?
>>315609123
>implying anyone could be bothered playing this trainwreck through to the end
>>315605197
>>315609123
Remember kids: If you miss a dead relative you should kill yourself to reunite with them!
>>315609280
Some anon should bite the bullet and thank David Cage in their suicide note
Remember when Jodie had to covert in Africa, but in the end a bunch of helicopters come into the scene and started shooting everything anyways? Yeah, they sure needed a girl with ghost powers for that mission!
>>315609280
In my opinion the worst thing about it is the reaction of the ghost family. They're goddamn ecstatic that their living loved one just cut his life short to be with them. This is such a fucked up thing to have in your game.
>>315610065
Fake and gay, this shit is shit and you're shit
There were a lot of stupid moments in the game but nothing pissed me off more than seeing Willem Dafoe take the cowards way out in the finale. That had to be one of the dumbest ways I've seen a character die off.
