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YOU MOUNTED THE MONSTER
WHAT IS YOUR MOUNTING QUOTE?!
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Who the fuck cares
Going in Dry
I think mine was "ara ara."
Gimme a roar, baby!
Because I always have HG Earplugs
I think it's "Buckle up"
JE SUIS MONTE
Je suis monte!
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>>315592567
this tbqh
"Jesus take the wheel"
RULES OF NATURE
Je Suis Monte!
MOM GET THE CAMERA
"STOP FUCKING HITTING IT" was the only real choice
GOT UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
Get on the Hydra's back!
Je suis monté !It's literally that since I'm a frenchfag :3
MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>>315592281
I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
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>>315592635
>>315592570
>>315592567
"JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER"
Je Suis Monte!
I miss my 3DS and MHi sold them to fund my ps4
>>315592857
Enjoy not getting arena records.
>>315592950
Do you use an insect glaive and have no armor skills active?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>315593375
My favorite weapons are SnS, SA and HBG.
While I hate clown suits I never hunt without a complete set with decent skills.
>>315592281
"And this is Jackass"
I'm using tilt controls!
*Teleports behind u*
>>315593757
best one so far, might steal it
BREAK HIS BACK MAKE HIM HUMBLE
WITNESS ME
ayy lmao
>>315592281
all my shouts but mounting one are "Je suis monte!"
>>315593549
I'm revoking your citizenship, you are not tru je suis monte
Sure why not. Heres the one i've used for a while.
JE SUIS MONTEY PYTHON
Ah yeah found muh car keys.
>>315592281
"I'm going hard in the rear!"Friend and I just went for 35 grueling minutes against black gravy-os to get to G3. How hard is Chaotic Gore going to fuck our faces?
>>315594524
Get Wystones. otherwise you're fucked.
TASTE MY COCCYX
MY EX BACKSTABBED ME TOO
>>315594570
We've both got Wystones, thankfully.
Straight outta mountin!
>>315592281
Je suis monte!
It's a steamroller!
>>315594524
It's like fighting a Gore/Shaggy Tag Team match
MY HIPS!!!
Mounting: MY SPLEEN
Stunned: AAAAAAAAH
Dead: I DON'T FEEL SHIT
>Friend gets stunned
>THAT BOOTY GOT ME LIKE
I fucking died to molten tigrex I couldn't stop laughing.
YOLO
girl on top R18+
>>315592281
Now where's that blowhole?
>10 seconds before Teo explodes
HELLO, OPERATOR
I JUST CALLED TO SAY
TEOSTRA'S THE BOMB
AND HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP!
JE SUIS MONTE!
PARDON
Whoooooaaaa!
Going for a nickel ride!
No more roars, only tears now.
>>315592281[JESUISMONTE INTENSIFIES
Gattai!
My death quote is "Je suis morte !"
Why are the French so terrible at video games?
>>315593305
That might be the actual worst decision anyone on this board has made
MA MA SE
MA MA SA
MA MA COO SA
>>315599886
>Gattai
My brother of colour
>>315592281
>My balls my balls i'm crushing my baaaaaaalls aaaaaarg fucking armor aaaaaaaarrrggh!!
>>315592281
"Mounted, Dont Attack!"
Need to try this on a girl sometime
>>315600228
The French are the Brazilians of the guild hall.
Much like how the Japanese are the Brazilians of the sea in Steel Battalion.
