ITT:animals that would make good vidya monsters
goddamnit spoiler that shit
>>315588708
Jesus man. Are you nuts?
I'm monitoring, but don't want to click on anything
>>315588454
looks like acklayPROVOKE OR DON'T PROVOKE?Y/N?
>>315588825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNn87TLUyOo
Beetles with chemical weapons
>>315588802
literally kecha wacha
>>315588454
Ogre-faced spiderI'm actually gonna add these to my "game"
>>315588908
Dont click this one
>>315589008
Spiders are cool
>>315589086
Can you imagine how much that poor motherfuckers teeth hurt after trying to bite the metal capsule?
>>315589086
OOOHHH GOOOOOD
>>315589302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE8PTMSFMUg
hermit crab mimics
>>315589269
i thought that was some guy's arm
>>315589382
Sup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_LIz7kTok
>>315589212
>>315589075
>>315588958
>>315588802
>>315588708
I need several beers now. Thanks alot you sick fucks! Can't you dump your gore on /b/ or something?
>>315589269
>>315589439
It's some guys arm wearing steel mesh, standard shark-resistant diving gear.
>>315589618
>>315588961
>tfw i'm one of like 5 people who remembers impossible creatures
>>315589816
my negro
>>315589539
nawww
>random cute animals and horrifying creatures
the most dangerous thread
>>315590049
>>315589816
My first RTS
Loved that shit, just swarmed with elephant eels.
>>315590063
>Intelligent Swarm: Puppies
What a shitty thread
Leatherback Seat Turtle
>>315589269
Probably not much. Not certain if Sharks are included, but I believe fish are supposed to not have the brainpower for pain.
>>315590189
Haha, that's a funny shopOh god tell me it's a shop
>>315590259
>>315590156
ooh ooh ooh I know what caused this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribeiroia_ondatrae
>>315590346
Of course it isn't
>>315590189
Reminds me of this.
Someone was spreading it around claiming it was an unused Bloodborne enemy, though for all we know it was just some from guy's Deviant Art.
>>315590189
No, this cannot be real...
>>315590198
>>315590156
Wat
>>315590610
>>315590517
>>315590189
>>315589302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyJ6GWWbBF8
My dog died today
>>315590610
ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk that
this thread lacks guinea pigs, please post some
>>315590332
no ;_;
>>315590752
jar jar binks?
>>315590861
>>315590332
>doesn't even bite off the tail but instead rips the skin and flesh from the bone
>>315590332
I feel bad, but at the same time if you go up against a bear and all you lose is a tail, you got pretty lucky
>Someone was flimming this and didn't stop it
Still not clear on how something like this can really exist
>>315590792
those are pups and they dont really know how to kill things yet.
otters vs adults dont stand a chance, esp 3.
Your mom.
>>315590818
>>315590884
>pls come swim, no one wants to swim with me ;_;
>>315590982
Straight into the slaughter, brutal gif.
>>315590982
thank you
>>315590346
A real spider that size would break its exoskeleton under its own weight.
>>315590675
apparently octopuses are mega sentient, got anymore?
Syrians
>>315589816
>Tfw no one remembers ANIMAL PLANET THE MOST EXTREME
>>315590346
>>315591179
It also wouldn't be able to take in enough oxygen to fuel a body of that size
>>315590995
the fuck are they going to do against a BEAR
>>315591194
Doesn't mean much when they live ~3 years
If we engineered their DNA to give them 40-50 years, imagine the possibilities.
>>315591231
>>315590982
Not pictured: The blender they're running into.
>>315590875
"With a gun in his hands, a kid is as dangerous as any adult"
"Boss, do not hurt any child soldiers. If you do, the mission is over."
>>315591207
Shit man I remember that
>>315590995
>Someone was filming this and didn't stop it
Why the fuck would you risk either getting mauled by a polar bear or pack of angry wolf-dogs?
>>315591276
wtso
>>315589382
>hearing the Parrot laugh like this all night long
They'll probably own it until they get as tired of it as the asshole who sold it to em
anyone else's leg feel a little tingly?
>>315590313
>>315590995
Pretty hard to "stop" that. Even if he was armed there's dogs jumping all over the place.
I'm curious how deadly would one million lions really be?
Like what is the species' greatest accomplishments
>>315591417
>its just a penguin getting raped by a seal for 100 seconds.webm
I don't know what I expected.
>>315591276
Take him to court, they have evidence.
>>315590313
>it has teeth even in the throat
Was Lucifer the designer of this one or God just felt like "Ok, I don't know where should I put all of these extra teeth I made; I'm gonna hide them in this creature, nobody will ever know, anyway.".
>>315589302
I have a bird and he does this, it's so fucking cute
>>315591417
>dodo casually walks past
>>315591207
I was gonna reply to him with that, but you beat me to it.
I still miss the over the top animated reenactments.
>>315590995
Nigga you dumb?
>>315591473
Funny frat prank: Convince your bro to stick his dick in it.
This thing. Maybe in bloodborne or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcj0Srt8i6k
>>315590332
why is it that animals get scared shitless of cats but not a pack of wolves?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>315591582
It's for practical reasons Anon, it needs them to eat jellyfish
>>315591063
that Fritz?
>>315591536
convincing every female he pimps to fight and hunt together for him and also let him fuck them. Hes pretty strong on his own too.
>>315589341
Goblin shark
>>315591207
Who're you kidding? I used to watch that whenever I got the chance.
>>315591707
how are you supposed to stop a moose ?
that nigga is running legolas style atop 2 meters of snow
>>315591417
>Seal sensually nuzzling the penguin
No, stop it, boner!
>>315590313
>>315591582
What if it's very soft and only helps in swallowing
Would make a good fuck toy
>>315588958
Hedgehogs are the best. I had one and it was a great pet.
>>315590884
I JUST WANTED SOME FISH TREATS
IT'S NOT LIKE I EVEN LIKE YOUR BOAT ANYWAY, B-BAKA
>>315591016
>Still not clear on how something like this can really exist
God exists and he hates us
>>315590752
Is that a snake?
>>315591362
what did that penguin steal? also lol@the sneaky glances
>>315589816
shit nigga, that was my third RTS i ever played, loved making some dank whale/lobster hybrids. sperm whale beam spam with the lobsters melee was crazy
>>315591207
Remember when Animal Planet was focused on animals and didn't try to include human lifestyle in every show?
>>315591614
>>315591493
>>315591393
>>315591276
Oh my bad.
I saw some leash thing, I thought they were like sled dogs
Just wondering, but do animals even grieve at all for any of their lost kin? I binged on watching some videos of nature and shit for whatever reason, and it always seems like mothers just freak out for a moment when they lose a child, and then go back to normal shortly afterwards. Do they instantly chalk it up as a loss and move on with life or what?
>>315590884
oh god I wonder what the people in that boat were thinking
>>315591362
What a fucking asshole!
>>315591417
>interracial
>>315591904
Last I checked, Animal Planet had a show about Demons and the redneck counterpart of Steve Irving
>>315591038
what would make a whale so mean?
inb4>shoveldog>male chicks>beastiality
literally everyone of these is spoilered you are asking for it
>>315591603
I feel like playing army of two now
>>315591441
Anybody got the version of this where after the spiders break up they're depicted blushing and saying senpai?
>>315591603
wow i can imagine the turtle saying thnx m8
>>315591958
Elephants do. If I recall correctly, they recognize the bones and such
>>315590818
thx /f/
>>315591417
>And they all just sat there, and watched.
>>315590884
>Jaws
>>315591941
what the fuck is that
>>315591941
oh god what's that oil it's leaving after bites
Bearded vultures a best.
>>315591958
I know that elephants mourn, but I am not sure about other animals.
>>315591958
pachyderms (elephants) establish graveyards, known to grieve for their dead and also remember who or what killed them.
if a ivory collector slaughters a pachyderm and returns to his village there have been occasions where elephants will find and destroy the village if small enough.
>>315590325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDi-dlgukA0
oh, so this is ok then?
>>315591958
Dogs don't grieve like how elephants do but they realize when someone they know who they're used to being around is going. They can tell between gone for a while and... gone...
>>315590792
i lold at this so hard
>>315591536
Well, it's a muscly cat the size of a motherfucking motorcycle.
So there's that.
>>315591958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5RiHTSXK2A
>>315591707
Jesus christ.
>>315589595
Oh fuck you, I've seen that one before.
>>315591701
Because it's a polar bear, polar bears are fucking dangerous as fuck regardless of the attacking animal it would fucking tear its anus off.
>>315590313
here's a penguin
>>315591362
the penguin's reaction at the end
>>315591707
That's pretty fucking badass.
>>315591958
most animals don't, although some will hold on to their dead kids and try for days to take care of them for days before finally letting the truth seep in.
Some penguin moms also steal others kids cause they still have their maternal instincts kicking in.
>>315592029
Animals are godless and without morality.
>>315592228
looks like those fucking things from mists of pandaria
>>315592075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag this?
>>315592309
heres a goose
>>315591958
Believe it or not but Raven do care forbthier kin, or at least their mate parthers, they basically stay togther for the rest of their lives and if one dies, the other goes insanely depressed and usually end up dying for no eating.
>>315591207
There's a song from that show that's in CS:GO and I laugh a little every time I hear it.
Seriously though that show was great.
Water bears #1
>>315590063
D-did it survive?
>>315592228
HOW HORRIFYING
>>315592249
KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT TAKES OVER YOUR BODY!
>>315589730
THE WILD BEAST OF CAERBANNOG!
>>315591653
Fuck that's probably mortifying to see at night
>>315591807
Only it's not. It's running straight the fuck through the snow like it's not even there. That's a hell of a lot scarier than if it were gliding atop the snow like a graceful little elf, but mother nature's fucking monster truck just doesn't care.
>>315591958
I know some birds do, like crows. Though they are extremely smart so they might be unique.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A-1dqsGrqY
>>315592129
>oil
That's blood man
>>315592067
>implying neo-v even knows about those or even lack enough morality to have some of those
>>315591958
havent you had a dog? They can be sad
>>315591807
You don't stop a moose
It stops you
>>315592445
Soulless eyes
>>315592634
nah
its just the excretions from the bug
its not strong enough to break skin
>>315592590
>>315592557
That's why they evolved skinny ass legs. Less resistance.
>>315592626
>cottontail terrier
>>315592634
it doesn't look anything like blood
any type of lamprey works
>>315591289
Some species can live upwards of 20 years.
>>315592709
I swear water fowl are objectively evil along with cassowaries
>>315592740
>war war never changes
>>315592735
Grasshoppers secrete the same stuff. It smells/tastes foul, so whatever predator is eating them will stop.
>>315592590
why the fuck do sheep just endlessly grow wool to that degree?
>>315592634
No its not, that's just secretions from its mouth, its panicking so its biting his hand a bunch, but its not breaking skin.
>>315591958
Not sure if tigers mourn their kin, but they do take revenge. Read a story once about a tigress mother that got her kill stolen by a crocodile. She then hunted the crocodile and killed it. Didn't eat it, just killed it.
Don't fuck with mothers.
>>315592841
Cause they're fucking retards
>>315592709
soulless spawn of satan
>>315592634
>hand not flinching
>color darker than blood
>more brown than red
Yeah honestly, first time I saw that I thought otherwise too.
>>315592228
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO-
>wait a minute
>NOPE NOPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoZiZE2Zcng
>>315588454
Only if your games protagonist is a spider.
Those spiders have heads like that specifically to keep their spider prey away from their body, because they don't have immunity to their venom.
absolutely useless for other prey items.
>>315591958
Bee's do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M
>>315592841
Result of selective breeding perhaps?
>>315592820
I wonder what they think of humans. We have these rumors and tall tales of hyper intelligent aliens visiting from the sky. For them, it's a frequent occurrence.
>>315591484
>Awww, well that's kinda...what the FUCK?
>>315592820
They also have about zero long term memory. They're good at solving puzzles because they have to constantly resolve them.
>>315592824
real talk: swans are assholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf7ojHDQpgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaJa6pVOr5I
>>315592841
Bred to grow wool that long
>>315592841
because they were bred that way, most farm animals would die without human care, like tiny dog breeds besides the chihuahua.
>>315592735
You're telling me a tiny ant can penetrate human skin but those fucking jaws can't?
>>315592236
Probably. Fish are kinda stupid. Their whole existence is swim, eat, mate. That's about all that's going on up there.
If anything, it's just thinking "I should be moving. I'm not moving. I should be moving", not in a panic mind you, just a loop of it's fishy logic.
If I recall, mammals, specific marine life, and birds are the only ones that have been proven to be capable of complex emotion. Could be wrong on that though.
>>315592939;_;every tiem
>>315592309
Why mother nature? WHY?
>>315592309
you misspelled sarlacc.
>>315593037
yes
>>315592868
>your mother will never personally pursue and kill your murderer
>>315590884
J U S T
>>315592439
Yeah, I thought there was one like that for >>315591441, I guess I was just confused. Thanks anon.
>>315592841
who knows, anon
>>315592249
fuck man this shit is so scary, i remember hearing about some bug that attaches itself similarly to a caterpillar cocoon and warps it psychologically to forgo it's own development and life and protect the parasite's larvae by spazzing out violently.
>>315593059
RULES
Question /v/, do Pandas deserve to die?
>>315592957
definitely. non-domesticated sheep shed in spring.
>>315592562
Oh I watched the full video, I guess there's no proof after all. Still, I like to think they do or at least understand death relatively well.
>>315591016
>Average looking /v/ poster
>>315593142
>e-celebs
back to reddit fucko
>>315592626
>barrel rolling intensifies
>>315593219
>Waste so much energy literally doing nothing that they literally can't eat fast enough
Yes.
>>315588454
Except bigger
>>315593162
thats fucking gangster
>>315591887
Penguin stole a rock from another penguin's rock nest because they were too lazy to go and scour for their own rocks.
>>315593264
Fucking christ that thing creeps me out.
>>315592986
>babe do something
No you dumb whore it's nature. And if she cares so much she should've done something
>>315593287
look at those faggoty hikers
god I must look so dumb to cool ass eagles and shit
>>315591435
>put parrot in cage
>put blanket over cage
have you never had a bird?