CHOOSE YOUR SIDE
>a week after hollow weenie
>iwata vs wiiU sales splatfest
it's ok when nintendo does it
Ghosts. Zombies are for memefaggots
Who the fuck would pick a zombie?
>>315561313
>>315561510
Casuals
>>315560814
>Zombies
Smell horrible
Dumb as fuck
Slow as molasses
Jobbers of horror
>Ghosts
Retains human intelligence
Have a variety of nifty powers like invisibility and density control
Can possess people and do whatever they want with the hostDo Liches count as zombies?
They're just two halves of one dead person.
>>315560814
Zombies are inferior in every way to ghosts
>>315560814
Easy choice.
>>315562163
this better be for that porn game because that is godawful design
something tells me its not because she has no hips
>>315562163
>>315562024
>Souls vs Corpses
I need a full game of this
>>315560814
>No skeletons
>>315562462
this desu
>>315560814
This match is officially declared a no contest.
>>315560814
It's a situation where all the faggot kids are going to pick zombies and have a huge popularity lead that will be poison to their overall score. Just like ninjas and planes.
>>315563114
Nigeria please
>>315563114
Here's another point to consider.
>>315563114
Spooks > Rotters
I want to fuck ghosts. I don't want to fuck zombies.
>>315562024
So basically this isn't zombies vs ghosts, it's heartless vs nobodies. Gotcha.
>>315563114
>>315563614
Agreed. Although certain ghosts give the zombies some challenge.
>>315561313
my sides
>>315563614
only zombie I'd fug
>>315564075
https://youtu.be/tphofvvDzTM?t=41m33s
Greatest ghost story ever told
>Kid is getting fugged nightly by hot female spook
>Eventually his Dad finally sees him being molested
>Tells son he's a lucky guy and proceeds to let the ghost carry on fugging his boy for many years
Sasuga, nippon.
>>315561313
>>315565449
Sounds like a asian version of that shrek pasta
>>315563114
>>315563614
mah niggas
>>315565879
That's not a zombie you traitor.
>>315566073
Jiangshi are both zombies and vampires.
>>315566346
That looks nothing like a zombie man. She's more reminiscent of a ghost and will get no zombie love from me.
I hope this leads to Zombie Callie and Ghost Marie.
At the very least I want fanart
>>315566510
Still a zombie.
>>315562163
what happened to broquest
>>315566740
Don't count it. She's even got her sister's spirit in there.
>>315566740
cute!
CUTE!
>>315566780
4chan projects lol
>>315566838
What does that have to do with anything? Regardless of that, she's a zombie by Chinese mythology.
>>315560814
>People are actually choosing Zombies over Ghosts
I don't understand.
>>315566992
More like a ghost. Like this girl who's hardly even a ghost, but on technicalities she is.
So who won the Japanese splatfest anyway?
Would you smooch a ghost?
>>315566880
Hey, Risk of Rain got made, /vp/'s made a bunch of hacks, /doom/'s produced wads of .wads, /co/'s made numerous comics.
To say nothing of Katawa Shojou
>>315566740
>>315566346
>>315565879
Why does DarkStalkers have such atrocious character design?
>>315567396
heck yeah
>>315567261
>Based Callie.
>>315567252
You're making no sense. One sister is a walking corpse, classified as a zombie and vampire, and the other is a spirit stuck inside a talisman.
Hsien-Ko is a zombie, there's no buts about it.
>>315567429
Ok let me try again.
>/v/ projects lol
>>315560814
Skeletons vs Ghosts would be a better matchup.
there's nothing to like about a zombie, besides killing the fuck out of them.
>>315567616
Looks nothing like one. Acts nothing like one. I'm not denying she is one, I'm saying I would never consider her one. Does she even stink like one? Also, you can't be a zombie and a vampire.
>>315567654
Hey there's /v/ singan gae... oh right, its not that anymore its /V/ the musical
>>315567579
Any batsu games?
>>315563383
Just in the remote case you didnt, the corpse is buried beneath the saigyou ayakashi, it4s ghost is the one roaming free
>>315567887
Different cultures have different ideas for similar creatures. Also Squigly, for example, acts nothing like a what you consider a zombie, but I don't hear you addressing that.
>Also, you can't be a zombie and a vampire
Says who? A vampire is already everything a zombie is, living dead and cannibalistic, just more powerful.
>>315568285
She stinks and looks like a zombie you tool. I said you're girl is nothing like a zombie.
A vampire is alive, a zombie isn't. A vampire isn't under the control of magic, a zombie is. One rots on it's own, the other doesn't even age if they keep up with the blood. Not at all the same.
My point is that she's as much a zombie as Operetta is a ghost.
>>315560814
Ghosts because zombies would be the meme team
I learned my lesson
>>315568285
I closed my eyes and randomly selected a Jpeg from my picture folder.
They're probably more of a zombie than your generic blue waifu.
>>315568595
Why do you continue to ignore the fact that she's a Chinese zombie? According to them, Hsien-Ko looks and acts like a zombie, which she is, whereas they may look at our zombies and think them odd. The point is they're both zombies, and no amount of bitching on your part changes that.
>>315568876
>start shit
>gets upset when proven wrong
>>315568285
>A vampire is alive
IMBLODING ::--D
Now seriously it really, really differs from it's own universe, but vampires are very widely categorized under Undead, I think even in the original dracula he was considered undead
>>315568976
>start shit
The fuck are you talking about?
>>315569049
meant for >>315568595
>>315569058
Read the chain.
>They're probably more of a zombie than your generic blue waifu.
And you continue to fling shit.
>>315569187
I have read the chain.
>continue
Alright, you're clearly mentally retarded.
>>315562319
The armor is suffering from World of Warcraft syndrome, the shoulders are fine underneath.
Man I haven't been keeping up, but I just wanted to say Jiangshi are literally like chinese zombie/vampire hybrids at the core. It doesn't matter if you don't think it's a zombie, because it is. This isn't some sliding scale bullshit it's very definitely a form of zombie.
>>315569247
You're getting really upset that some character doesn't add up to your standards of a zombie, and when shown that you are incorrect, start hurling insults.
>>315568976
>Our zombies
Our zombies are the African zombies. The one's which actually appear and act like zombies. If only China has zombies like this then they're wrong as Africa, Europe, even South America has "our" zombies.
>>315569049
They are in the undead category, but they're also in the living aging being category in the sense that they die if not nourished. A zombie is fucked no matter what it does and is a slave.
>>315569320
Hybrids don't count as they're not one or the other. It's like voting for a werewolf/vampire instead of one or the other.
>>315569531
>going full retard
>>315569405
You're talking out of your ass again.
>>315569405
Different people man. I'm the only one who is calling you out on having some technical girl who is just a painted normal human.
>>315569645
>Having no counter
>>315569531
Is this nigga seriously?
>>315569405
>getting upset that a sexy smurf isn't a zombie
This isn't tumblr.
>>315569757
I meant to say I'm not the only one calling you out. Pick a real zombie and not some painted girl.
Didn't this already happen in Europe? Which side won?
>>315569757
>>315569851
>>315569903
>not a real zombie
I guess your opinion outweighs an entire country's.
I don't get why people are so affraid of saying "undead" nowadays, really shows how pussified you millennial kids have become.
>>315569531
>Hybrids don't count as they're not one or the other.
Yes they do. Let's just use a simple example from a card game. Look at pic related. If I played a creature based on a Jiangshi that was a Zombie Vampire type creature, this would boost it despite half of its creature type being non-zombie.This is because the other half is in fact zombie.
>>315570018
The world's sure does.
>>315570075
It doesn't work that way. One culture says X and another says Y, but they're both talking about made up shit that doesn't exist. Neither are wrong.
>>315570029
No it doesn't. If you have to choice either vamps or wolves, you can't choose a hybrid and say that's part wolf or vamp so it counts.
>>315560814
Is this for NA?
I post a Squigly and it somehow devolves into an argument about whether or not Hsien-Ko is a zombie.
What the fuck, /v/.
>>315570285
One autist couldn't help but chime in about something he knows nothing about.
>>315570239
EU
>>315570285
It's just some retard that won't give up despite being proven wrong multiple times in multiple ways.
>>315570206
It's one culture says X and the OTHERS say Y. The one which came before China also says Y, meaning China is wrong.
>>315570285
It's because people are mad that their waifu is a cop out painted girl. This isn't even worth because the images have stopped.
Shut the fuck up and post zombies.
>>315570018
Nah, A fucking dictionary outweighs it.
By your retard logic, I have drawn a zombie.
>>315568976
>>315570018
She is not a zombie, she is a undead vampire you retard.
>>315570671
>Asks for zombies
>Posts chinese mystique from the x-men.
The fuck is this shit?
>>315570671
See>>315570859 and the only real answer.>>315570835
>>315570567
Actually, when did belief in zombies start? If it first began in China, then you're wrong automatically.
But seriously, Asian game, Asian zombie/vampire.
>>315567261
Money got more votes, yet despite that love conquered all.
>>315570993
It was in Africa that it started you idiot. East Africa I believe.
It's a Jap game, not a Chinese game. Either way she's not a zombie, but just an undead/vampire.
Has Splatoon gotten any major updates since August? Are there anymore planned?
I THINK ZOMBIES ARE CUTE!
CUTE!
>you will never be as retarded as this guy
feels good man
>>315571293
they can be cute yeah
>>315571351
I'd say that continuing a fight that the anons have ended makes you just as bad if not worse.
>>315571293
As do I.
Would you a zombie?
>>315572124
Depends on the zombie.
>>315572124
Yes, but she's not one. I'd sooner take out capegirl.
>>315572124
That is a zombie that I would have sexual relations with, for sure.
>>315561313
>>315572124
THATS A WYVERN, NOT A DRAGON
YOU AUTISTIC FUCK.
>>315571293
>>315572124
But zombies smell bad.
>>315572124
Yes, but i also would the vampire in that pic.
>>315562462
They're encased in rotting flesh.
>>315572124
>Zombie
We already established that she's undead, but not a zombie. Choose a real waifu.
>>315572913
So clean them.
>>315571123
I said when, not where. Even then, that doesn't invalidate a country's own belief of what a supernatural entity entails. Also, I said Asian zombie, not just Japanese, and Darkstalkers picked the Chinese mythology anyway.
Also, all undead are technically zombies. That's what an undead is. A zombie.
>>315572124
>>315566346
>>315566740
>>315566845
>>315567616
>>315568285
>>315568976
>>315569405
Another day goes by, another anon proves weebs are the most autistic fanbase on /v/.
>>315572913
just spray some febreeze on them
no amount of not-smelling-bad can take away the fact that you can't actually fuck a ghost, they don't have a corporeal form.
>>315573347
>Still trying to fight
Why must you keep trying to derail the thread with this guy? Regardless of you being wrong on the second part, just let it die.
>>315573357
>say stupid shit
>get proven wrong
>"f-fucking weeaboos"
>they keep going
>>315573456
tell me, /v/
why does Callie always get the objectively superior choice?
>>315573376
Some do, so you could actually fuck them.
>>315573520
Just ignore the DS autist and keep posting shit.
>>315573493
>Thread asks for zombies
>Posts blue vampire
>B-b-but you're wrong!
Autism.
>>315573605
I want to cum on that stomach
>>315573605
>DS autist
You're no better.
>>315573604
Best girl deserves best choices.
>>315573721
The guy trying to stay on track instead of fighting? Yes I am.
>>315573684
As do I.
>>315573456
If it's undead, it's a zombie. That's what being undead is. Not all zombies are magical or sci-fi or brain eaters or all-organ eaters, but an undead is a zombie.
And did the Splatfest happen yet in Europe? Thought it was over Halloween weekend.
reminder that /v/ is now a zombie only board.
GHOST POSTERS NOT WELCOME
>>315573806
Staying on track by insulting someone for being correct? The least you could do is acknowledge the idiot claiming his opinion means more than centuries old mythology.
>>315573605
>DS autist
No ones mentioned Dark souls yet you idiot.
But to be fair that game had nice undead in them.
Dumping my armour sets.
1/87
>>315573823
Is a skelly a zombie too? A ghost? No. That proves you wrong on that part.
>>315573932
He's being a autist by trying to dig up an old fight, just to be right. I also don't see him even contributing to the thread.
>>315574113
shut up anon
>>315573604
for reference here's every splatfest. Callie on the left, marie on the right.after looking at it I realized I'd side with Callie 70% of the time out of what's happened so far. Only one I sided with Marie on for NA splatfests, two for JP and 3 for EU.
>>315574113
>>315574176
2 / 87
>>315574176
You singled him out but ignored the multiple posts above his that were continuing the bullshit.
>>315574359
>>315574448
>>315572310
This zombie?
>>315574113
You cheeky fuck nugget.
>>315574448
He was the only one coming back to fight. The others were people poking fun while posting images of the same girl or other undead. He's just fighting for nothing. Piss off samefag and put in some zombies or squid.
>>315565381
Rotten zombie asshole...
>Soulsfags
Now the autism has truly begun.
>>315574545
>>315574525
4 / 87
Ghosts 110%
Ghosts are cool, Zombies are normie tier monsters.
>>315574707
Then explain the multitude of ghost shows on TV that have been going on long before the zombie craze.
>>315574672
At least post girls.
>>315574638
I'd eat it.
>>315574707
>>315574672
5 / 87
>>315574545
Zombie vampire too.
She is the perfect example of this discussion.
>>315574871
>>315574861
6 / 87
>>315573873
I better go then...till the splatfest.
>>315574545
>>315574545
I don't know them well enough.
For instance, I would a Squigly or Rottytops.
>>315575085
Oops. Sorry everybody, I forgot the image hehe.
6 / 87
>>315574545
That zombie has some nice tits.
>>315575287
>>315575203
7 / 87
>>315575203
its shit.
>>315575191
This. At least the China girl was blue.
>>315575397
>>315575342
8 / 87
>>315575578
>>315575473
9 / 87
>>315575075
>Species: Loyal Undead
>A jiang shi controlled by a wicked hermit. Jiang shi usually do not last long as they are corpses. However, she does not rot due to an anti-decomposition spell placed on her
As dead as /v/ post quality
>>315575640
>>315575739
This isn't a vampire thread.
10 / 87
>>315575901
>>315576040
So, what is the difference between a Jianshi and a Kyonshi?
>>315575901
That's good to know.
>>315576074
>>315576071
12 / 87
>>315563803
>>315561510
>>315564075
>>315567735
Shit taste desu senpai
>>315576212
>>315576175
13 / 87
>>315576425
>>315576615
14 / 87
>>315576375
>that
>a zombie
Get out
>get BTFO so hard you start spamming dark souls armor in a completely unrelated thread
kek
pic related more of the cutest zombie
>>315576858
>>315576638
15 / 87
>>315576809
You're a literal cumguzzler if you think it's the same guy.
>>315576809
>Gets proven wrong so hard he thinks videogame pictures are out to get him.
>Brings it up 100 posts after the discussion even ended.
Autism.
>>315576809
She's a cute zombie but let that shit rest.
>>315561947
Aren't most liches more bones than flesh though?
>>315577152
>>315576921
16 / 87
>>315567396
The real question is who wouldn't smooch a ghost?
>>315577073
She isn't even a zombie though.
>>315577198
>>315577323
17 / 87
The only way zombies would ever have a chance at this would be if they turned into skeletons after they've died a second time
>>315576746
>He doesn't watch iZombie
Fine, more perfect waifu for me
>>315577367
>>315577502
Well Everyone, thats the end of the in game armour sets. Most of the next 60 are fan made Armours modded into the game.
Anyway.
18 / 87
>>315577323
Not him but.
She is a zombie, a vampire zombie but still a zombie.
>>315577769
>>315577627
19 / 87
>>315577769
She isn't. She's undead, but not a zombie. Either way we're pounding a dead horse at this point. I can contribute an inkling to this thread.
Has anyone explored the consequences of being zombified during sex. Would you just be a zombie with a forever boner
>>315577920
>>315577857
20 / 87
>>315577920
The fact that she is undead implies she is a zombie.
Chinese say it is a zombie too.
Inklings are always welcome.
>>315577937
Blood wouldn't rush trough your dick so you wouldn't be able to archive a boner.
Sounds sad as fuck.
>>315577920
"pounding a dead horse" about what is and is not a zombie is still more relevant to the thread than just spamming dark souls armor sets
>>315577982
>>315578098
21 / 87
>>315578173
Ooops, haha. I did it again. Heres that paladin armour you guys wanted.
Anyway.
21 / 87
>>315578098
>>315578250
People are "spamming" zombie pictures and pictures of a blue vampire, but you're not complaining about that.
I'm just delivering the undead videogame characters this thread needs.
Anyway.
22 / 87
>>315578083
No it doesn't. A skeleton, a ghost, a vampire, a werewolf, and even a demon are all considered undead and not zombies.
Regardless of what they say, she doesn't resemble a zombie.
>>315578098
Can't help him expect maybe have a mod take him out for pure shitposting.
>>315578473
Probably because it was a ghost and zombie thread with Splatoon as the op. Dark Souls has nothing to do with it.
>>315578473
that one would be cool if it weren't for the sum on the front being kinda fucked up
>>315578473
>>315578892
23 / 87
>>315578892
*sun
My few Splatoon. Take one more zombie before I leave,
>>315579082
>>315578942
24 / 87
souls fag pls go
>>315578763
Werewolves and vampires can be considered alive, not necessary undead.
Just not human.
>>315578763
>Regardless of what they say, she doesn't resemble a zombie
But she does.
>>315579110
>>315579212
25 / 87
>>315579198
just report his shitposting and hope a mod notices it
>>315579198
Cute.
>>315579226
Except they are usually considered dead. At least older versions are. Neo shit does away with much of the lore.
>>315579226
I'd like an explanation of how.
>>315579278
>>315579274
>Report videogame pictures on /v/
Good one there mate.
Anyway
26 / 87
>>315578763
>>315579212
Werewolves are not undead and vampires are not 'alive,' they're living dead.
Holy fuck, why is /v/ so stupid?
>>315579440
>>315579561
27 / 87
>>315579380
>I'd like an explanation of how.
Well let's see, she's a Jiangshi, a Chinese hopping vampire/zombie and looks like one.
>>315579380
Why is Leviathanand Vice-Versaalways so angry in these images? Do artists just not know they're capable of more expressions?
what the fuck is going on in this thread?
where are my splatoon lewds?
>>315579561
>Holy fuck, why is /v/ so stupid?
I don't know. You'd think someone would realize that just because they're posting images from a video game doesn't mean they're shitposting and trying to derail a thread.
>>315579576
>>315579693
Technially the term is Hopping vampire, an oriental undead unrelated to the concept of the western or african zombie.
28 / 87
>>315579561
I don't know. You aren't the first idiot to say that they aren't.
>>315579693
Basically no resemblance at all.
>>315579723
>Vice Versa
zombies tbqh senpai
>>315579825
>>315579808
Because Dark Stalkers and skull girls are also splatoon related?
The thread asked for Undead. Keep moving that goalpost though.
29 / 87
>>315579825
You can't cut out the zombie part because it suits your argument.
>>315579884
>Basically no resemblance at all.
She's pretty spot on, actually.
>>315579808
>Answering someone is shitposting
>>315580053
That guy is more of a zombie than blue girl. Even then it's more of a ghost than a zombie.
Guess even the Souls guy is proving you wrong.
Jiangshi are chinese vampire/zombies.
Just because they aren't traditional western zombies doesn't mean they aren't still zombies.
>>315580194
>>315580047
30 /87
>>315580267
Silly me, and It was a particularly interesting one that time.
>>315579884
>>Vice Versa
Yes.
The hat.
Why are you faggots still fighting about this? Regardless of whether the blue bitch is a zombie or not just post lewd girls and shut the fuck up.
>>315580047
you are the most butthurt person on 4chan right now congratulations!
>>315580376
>>315580372
>>315580376
When is he hungry?
>>315580416
this thread is basically a lost cause, anon.
i'm only still here to report shitposters in the odd chance a mod/janitor takes notice and in the vain hope more lewds of sexy zombies (like hsien-ko) get posted.
>>315580194
Why are you so adamant about being wrong? What have you got to prove? She's a zombie, from China, but a zombie nonetheless.
The funny thing is you're posting Squigly while saying this stuff, when Squigly isn't really a zombie; at least by your definition. the only thing zombie about her is that she's a walking corpse. In fact she shares many traits with the jiangshi.
>>315580545
>>315580486
33 / 87
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>>315580645
>>315580770
34 / 87
>>315580532You're deliberately trying to confuse me aren't you
>>315580820
>>315580885
35 / 87
I'm going to take a short smoke break, hope you all have been enjoying the undead armour I'm posting.
Back in 5.
>>315580770
>tfw cant report because the captcha glitch
Fuck this shit.
>>315580972
>captcha glitch
You too?
>>315580972
what's wrong with the captcha?i'm one of those fags with a pass, helps for shit like this when you have to report someone shitposting en masse
>>315580614
She's just an undead vampire. That's all. Yes Sguigly is. Dead girl brought back by necro powers. That's exactly what a zombie is you idiot.
>>315579440
>/v/ rule 1
>/v/ rule 3
I think this is banworthy, but I'm not a janitor unfortunately.
>>315581030
>>315580972
just zoom your browser out
![tumblr_nwqx3hQ6au1s1z9s5o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yTOAMh3.jpg "tumblr_nwqx3hQ6au1s1z9s5o1_1280[1].jpg")
>>/Zombies/
>>315581153
Not that one, the incorrect correct captcha.
>>315581157
OMG NOT A ZOMBIE DOOD111!!!
IMMA SPAM SOULS ARMOR REEEEEEE
>>315580972
>>315581030
It's when they put on the letters that I can't report. No matter what I do it says it's wrong.
>>315581157
You bastard.
>>315581110
>undead vampire
That's redundant, anon. Anyway, she's a jiangshi, a Chinese vampire/zombie, no need to omit the zombie part.
>Dead girl brought back by necro powers. That's exactly what a zombie is you idiot.
So you agree that Hsien-Ko is a zombie? Good.
>>315581235
Oh, that one. I've been getting one where it keeps appearing on the right side of the screen and half of it just hides, so I thought that was what you meant.
>>315581259
The correct answer is always Callie
Keep posting cute zombies.
>>315581502
stop bringing down my pepe's value you fuck
>>315581576
Not always, there was that one time where Marie was the right choiceit was water slidesbut usually yeah
>>315581151
>>315580968
I'm violating neither of those rules, Just posting cool undead armour.
36 / 87
