>Go to gamestop
>Guy at the counter being helped by the usual store clerk, so the other guy helps me.
>"Hey boss, what can I get for ya today?"
>"Just here to pay off something."
>"Let me guess? Black ops 3?"
>"Nope, Rodea the Sky soldier."
>He pauses, gives me THAT look.
>"Wow, You're the first person to come in asking about that, right on bro! I'm so hyped!"
>Starts going on about pre release pics and stuff from 2009
>"You know it comes with the Wii version right"
>"Yup, thats why I'm pre-ordering"
>"Right on, that'll be $55"
>Pay
>Leave
Fucking Gamestop.
This didn't happen and no one cares about that game.
>>315553090
Happened mere moments ago friend.
>>315553090
>Mad ps4drone
>>315553820
Jeez, you really believe Sony is the boogeyman don't you?
>>315552501
>paying for games for the easiest to pirate game console ever made
LOL
O
L
>>315553920
>Pirate
>Wii U
>>315552501
>actually buying Rodea the Sky Soldier
Are people really that desperate for Wii U games? Fatal Frame V and Wooly World got me covered until Xenoblade along with my 3DS.
>>315553920
Its on the Dreamcast?
>>315553920
It's on PC?
>>315552501
thanks for sharing!
>go to Gamestop
>cashier not only is fat but reeks of BO
>couldn't even finish my shopping because he smelled so bad
fucking gamestop
>>315552501
>borderlands 2 release day
>go with a friend as they open the store
>wait in line
>urge to piss. say brb
>come back and go back to where i was with friend
>big fat guy behind me makes a big scene
>"this isn't a seinfeld episode, chill. i was just here"
>"i don't care IF this is a seinfeld episode! you just cut me!"
>tell him to stfu and say w.e ill go behind you
>anon behind him says "cut me, its cool"
>FUCKING EB GAMES
>>315554359
>call gamestop asking about a newly released game
>tell me they have it but its been selling like crazy and they only have one left
>get there and get the copy
>ask other cashier about how they've been selling said game so well
>tells me they only got one copy
fucking gamestop
>>315552501
I just now spent 20 mins trying to buy MLB 14 for PS4 from some broad with ADHD who could not only remember what I had ask for 13 times but whose manager just sat there and laughed while she was struggling instead of helping her because he was too autistic to pick up on the fact my rage was boiling over for being made to wait that long for a nine dollar game.
>>315554695
>MLB The ShowGreat taste, what do you do in the game? My favorite is Road to the Show
>Go to Gamestop to buy some used Wii games
>Someone walks into the store
>Goes straight to the cashier to strike up a conversation
>Leave and never think about returning ever again.
>go in to buy senran kagura
>only thing that happens is that the girl asks if it's spelled with an I or an e
>have a good day
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>315554687
which game
>walk into gamestop
>grab mgs5 off the shelf
>walk to register
>"just this or would you like to pre order anything?"
>"just this, thank you"
>"you're welcome. Have a nice day and enjoy the game"
Fucking game stop.
>walk into gamestop
>can't find Bloodborne, ask the girl behind the counter
>says they only have 1 preowned one, say I'll take it
>asks if I have a power up card and I say no, I don't see the point since I shop like twice a year there for like 1 game each time
>she signs me up for the free version of it anyway
>tells me to go home and activate it through my email
>nod and say sure, pay and leave
>never activate shit
fucking gamestop
I'd put in a complaint if i got treated like that. Absolutely disgusting behavior from GameStop
>>315554821
No idea, haven't played it yet. I just bought it because I fucking love baseball, it was nine dollars, and Miguel Cabrera is my husbando.
I should try and get my job back there.
>>315556257
>she signs me up for it anyway
Were you too beta to tell her no? Sounds like a noring thing to sit through.
>>315554071
OP here.
I bought it for the Wii version. I plan to sell the Wii-U version back for like $30.
>>315555436
dbz budoten for 3ds... I was thinking, theres no fucking way this game is selling well.
>>315556257
I somehow got a free one year membership to PSN because of mine.
Not sure if I got entered in some contest accidentally or what but I just noticed it in my profile last week and apparently I've had the code since February. Pretty fucking dope desu.
I don't want to give the impression anyone should ever buy that shit but in my case it someone miraculously ended up being a sick deal.
>Walk in to gamesterp
>everything was expensive
>2011
>Go to buy Skyrim at GameStop
>Guy at the counter has Halo tattoo
>'Hey man how can I help you'
>Hey can I pick up Skyrim? I know it's probably sold out cause I didn't preorder.
>'Oh we got copies man, but you don't wanna buy it, graphics look nothing like they showed in the trailers'
>Oh really? Ah well, I gotta try it for myself even if it's shit
>'Nah bro seriously don't buy it'
>Eh...No I think I will...is that ok?
>'It looks COMPLETELY different bro trust me'
>Like I said I wanna see for myself y'know
>"you're loss man. Tell you what....I'll save your skin here and put you down for gamestop insurance it's only 5$ no problem dude
fucking gamestop
and yes this actually happened to me
>pre 2006
Go to Wal-Mart to buy games day1 with zero hassle or pre-order
>pre 2013
Order all games from Amazon and get delivered day1 no hassle.
2013-2014
Preorder digital copy and get to play an hour before game officially releases no hassle
Gamestop not even once
>>315558342
should have destroyed him
>Around the time X/Y came out
>Woman in line buying a "Pokeyman" game for her son
>Looks genuinely un-interested
>Wants the cheapest one she can get, and asks the store clerk
>Kid obviously really wants X
>$45? um, yeeeah, anything cheaper? like.. $15, $10?
>Clerk does a check
>"Well we have pokemon Black and Platinum in stock at about $30 and $25
>Woman shakes her head.
>No no, I need it to be like, cheapest you got, I can't spend more then 15 dollars on a toy.
>Kid looks genuinely upset, starts tugging on her skirt crying about it.
>She shuts him up and says something in another language, I'd guess spanish.
>Clerk checks again
>Well. we have Pokemon battle revolution for the Wii.. at, $13?
>Yeah okay give me that one.
>This is after the whole Wi-fi going down for Wii/DS
>Kid looks genuinely displeased
>Pipe up and just say You may not want that, the servers for it are no longer supported.
>Woman turns to me, glaring, then turns back.
>Gimme.
>Pays for the game and walks out dragging her crying son out the door
Fucking gamestop
>walk into gamestop
>realize i never entered a gamestop before
>realize we don't even have a gamestop
>realize the boundaries of human thought, comprehension and consciousness
>reach rational ecstasy
FUCKING. GAMESTOP. I TELL YA.
>>315559172
This story is just sad all around.
>>315553920
>>315554071
I'm getting the collector's edition. Honestly, i've had my eye on it since 2009 and I like to collect Wii games. This is my most hyped Holiday game, Fallout or Metal Gear need not apply.
That Wii U disc is getting sold probably though, if it's really as bad as I heard.
>>315559245
>>315559528
I've got a few. My gamestop has had its fair share of moments.
>Go in for my usuals, end up browsing
>Theres a mother and her kid at the register
>The kid is sitting on the floor with his hands over his ears and head looking like hes mentally traumatized by something.
>Decide to just mind my own business and continue browsing, but overhear their conversation
>Woman is trying to get her son a New 3DS, but without Wi-fi.
>Apparently the kid has been majorly cyber bullied, and she refuses to buy a 3DS if it has internet connections, she wants one that has no acess to the internet period.
>Poor guy at the register trying to explain parental controls to her, and that you can lock a 3DS settings, but it needs internet to conenct and update.
>"Well what if I don't want that? Do you not understand? my son has been horribly trolled and cyber bullied, I do NOT want him to have internet acess, so I need you to lock it for me."
>"I can't do that ma'm"
>"Why not?"
>"Because, it just doesnt work that way, I can't lock a console from interent acess, you just need to not physically connect it."
>Poor guy is literally under stress, and is actually a friend, so I chime in.
>"You basically need to jsut make sure your son can't access the internet, that can be done using parental controls, and locking your router."
>She turns to me and then starts asking me questions, I try to be as informative as I can.
>friend waves to me a "thank you" and helps other customers in line
>"Well, for starters, do you know if you have WEP or WPA encryption?"
>"Whats that?"
>Ohjesuschrist.
>spend twenty minutes trying to explain the difference between the types and how they work, she seems genuinely interested.
cont)
>Go to gamestop
>just kidding, I don't go to gamestop because I'm not a gigantic retard
>go to locally-owned game store instead
fucking gamestop
>>315559836
>"Okay, so. If it's WPA, I can buy the system, and he won't have internet?"
>"If you don't let him,know the password no."
>"But wht if he guesses it? He's a smart boy you know, and I'd just hate for him to continue the torment he's gone through."
>This goes on for even longer
>Eventually she asserts the point she wants a system where he cannot access the internet.
>"Alright, then you might want a DSi. It can no longer connect to the internet, period. the servers are down."
>She picks one up and reads the box
>"Mmm, no, it says it can connect to the internet."
>Try to explain to her that that was nearly 8 years ago, and the servers no longer exist, therefore it can't be acessed.
>"Well what if they bring them back up again? i just can't stand the thought of my boy unknowingly browsing the internet just to be trolled and harmed again.
>Kid is still on the floor and looks like a complete wreck.
>Finally give up and just suggest the original DS, since it has no Internet period.
>Of course Gamestop doesn'y fucking carry them anymore.
>Woman thanks me for my time and says she'll go buy one at walmart.
>implyingtheyselliteither..
>Drags her son along.
>Cashier friend profusely thanks me and since its been 3 fucking hours, I just wait til he gets off work in another 20 minutes.
I've never met someone so insistent on this.
>>315554071
>Wii U games
I'm getting it on 3DS. Already tried it out, and I like it.
>2011
>Go to Gamestop to pick up some Gamecube games in that time where they were trying to clear the out, got Fire Emblem Path of Radiance and a few other games for a good price
>Girl at register is talking about Call of Duty with the customer ahead of me for 8 minutes, finally my turn
>"Would you like to pre-order Call of Duty?"
>It's not really my thing
>"Would you like to pre-order Skyrim?"
>It's not really my thing
>"Would you like to pre-order Assassin's Creed?"
>It's not really my thing
>"WHAT IS YOUR THING!?"
>In a quiet voice just say good games, pay for my stuff and leave
Wish I had said it louder, and yeah, this happened. Only stand out bad experience i've really had at Gamestop, I normally get along with people there fine.
>1 week after MGSV release
>Ask for the game at Gamestop
>"Sorry, only copies we have are for pre-orders"
>Go to Wal-Mart
>Buy a Day One Edition
Gamestop never again.
>>315559836
>>315559942
You actually save this shit?
What's wrong with you?
>>315560570
>Either save your stories
>Or spend 5 minutes re-typing up the stories every thread
The one thats most economical and time saving.
>>315559942
The original DS had wifi
>go to ebgames (canadafag)
>checking out games i might be interested in from 7th gen (i only played nhl back in the day)
>see metal gear rising for ps3
>unsure if there are noticeable gameplay differences between bro60 and ps3 versions
>ask female worker if she knows if there's any difference between the versions/if they have a copy of the bro60 version
>sez "uuuh, i'm pretty sure its a ps3 exclusive"
>dont feel like correcting her/showing her up
>Read reviews online and decide to go with the 360 version
>Find said copy of supposed ps3 exclusive for xbox360
>purchase it and leave
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>usual gamestop, guy I see there sometimes recognizes me while I'm browsing their Wii U section to see if they actually have something new for a change
>comes over and gives me a heads up that they have some used amiibos, remembers that I've been collecting them, points out that they have Fox and Captain Falcon, both of whom I'd actually been looking for
If I were the social type I'd have fistbumped him there, but I figure giving him my money and sales and being a good customer gets the point across too.
>>315560352
similar story
>go pick up my preorder of Red Dead Redemption at midnight release
>girl at the register asks me if I want to preorder anything like the upcoming Call of Duty
>proudly proclaim that I don't play bad games and don't play FPS on consoles
>she's taken aback, silence creeps over the store
>find out she didnt give me the preorder bonus playing cards set when everyone else got one
I hide my power level ever since
>>315558342
>I'll save your skin and charge you more money
You didn't let him get away with that, did you?
>Tfw I'm old enough that I can buy kiddie games for the Wii U and people think I'm just buying them for my kidsI'm buying them to play with my nephew 'cuz he's a cool little dude
>>315560570
Dumbass.
>>315553723
>pre-order game
>make up some shitty story to go with it
It's not that hard.
>>315559942
What difference does it make if they're using WEP or WPA?
Also
>Finally give up and just suggest the original DS, since it has no Internet period.
Pretty sure I had some MKDS/PrimeHunters online sessions with that thing.
>Walk into gamestop
>girl from freshman year of highschool that asked you out but you said no because you like another girl, is working there
>The other girl you liked said no
>>315558342
>tried to save you from skyrim on a console
>you make him out to be the bad guy
bro...really bro? trust me, you're gonna want to delete this post right now. Makes you seem like an idiot. Trust me, I'm saving your soul right now.
>>315560980
You should've fisted him
>>315562582
>mfw i haven't seen him at the store since
>>315562816
Maybe he got a better job.
>>315562998
Maybe he hung himself with a belt.
he did work at gamestop and despite being super helpful no one ever fucking treated him like a human being and said "thank you" and fist bumped him.
>go to gamestop
>have a relatively normal experience
>leave the store and go home and play my game
Fucking gamestop
>>315558878
What about 2015, anon?
>>315563181
>Implying I didn't genuinely say "thanks man, I've really been looking for these things, you saved my butt on this"
I know how to pretend to be a normalfag you dweeb.
>>315561687
>tfw I'm confident enough to buy whatever games I feel like and not care what the people in a fucking gamestop would think
>be BR
>go to orlando this summer
>enter gamestop
>mexican clerk asks if I'm looking for anything
>tell him I'm just browsing around
>mother comes in with her son who is around 17yo or something
>talking in brazillian portuguese with her kid
>HUEBR???
>HUEHuEHueBR HUEHuEHue I REPORT
>we start to talk only in portuguese
>clerk comes and asks if he can help
>woman asks me for help to get used games
>tell her it's not worth it and she should get it from amazon instead
>she thanks me and leaves
>clerk has no idea what is going on
>trade in my used vita+$99 for a N3DS and leave
If the clerk was a master fedoraman I would surely have HUE'd him right in his face
>>315559836
Why the fuck do parents let their kids on the internet?
>>315563601
But it's lonely if you never even try to talk to people, anon.
>>315563769
I didn't go to gamestop to make friends, I went to gamestop to pick up my copy of P4D.
>>315562102
You remember wrong.
NDSi's selling point was that it had internet connection. Original DS had local play.
>go into gamestop
>some black guy at the counter
>put Layton: Unwound Future on counter
>"I'd like to get this game please"
>black guy holds the game up and screams "LAAAAYTONNN" in a sing-song voice
>starts beatboxing while he rings me up
>"Wanna get Last Specter too dawg? 4th of the based Layton series"
>"sure"
>"MAAAAA NIGGAAA" He howls
>everybody is staring at me
>"oh and by the way, not dat I want yo soul or anything but would you like to sign up fo' one of our FUH-REE membership cards? NO strings attached baby!"
>"no thanks"
>"Aw sheet dog. Wanna pre-order anything? Gotta love dat Pokemans Nigga Black and Cracka White 2"
>"nah, I'm good"
>"Welp, if you say so son, here's yo games. Holla!"
>as I go to leave the black guy does a spin, announces that his shift is over, and prances out the door in full uniform
>>315563927
Idiot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Kart_DS
>It was released for the Nintendo DS handheld game console on November 14, 2005 in North America, on November 17, 2005 in Australia, on November 25, 2005 in Europe, on December 8, 2005 in Japan, and on April 5, 2007 in South Korea. The game is the fifth installment in the Mario Kart series of video games, and the first to be playable via the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection online service
>>315553908
NEVER EVER SONYKUCK
>>315563991
you were doing well till the pokemon thing. That kind of shit gets you fired.
0/10
>>315563709
Obviously, because they don't know how to stop them.
>>315563991
I think I might know which clerk you're talking about.
He's a cool guy, pretty informative. Effort is required to keep interactions short though.
>>315564187
I don't think you know negroes. Darkies don't get fired for minor shit like cursing, yelling, being obnoxious or threats.
>>315564048
>Mario Kart DS is 10 years old next week
FUCK
>>315555053
sauce?
>walk into gamestop
>ask to pre-order blops 3 deluxe
>sorry we're all out, but if no one picks theirs up at midnight you can have theirs
>blah blah blah digital copy blah blah blah
>I put my wallet away the second he said they were out and watched him blabber for 5 minutes
>finally he shuts the fuck up
>"no thanks, gonna have to pass."
>"okay sure have a nice day"
Fucking gamestop
>>315563927
Are you fucking stupid?
The original DS phat had internet connection fully. It just had trouble with certain types of Wifi security. The DSi's big point was that it worked with those types.
This happened to me, but their reaction was more like lol what a weird.It was the gears 3 midnight launch and a few friends were picking up their copies.
I picked up my persona 2 psp pre-order.
I was the only one out of 200 people lined up who wasn't there for gears.
>>315552501
>going to gamestop to pay for a game before you have received it
what the fuck
>wii u owner
oh that explains it
>>315564435
You know you didn't have to listen to him, right?
You could've walked right out of the store. Who cares if a gamestop clerk thought you were rude?
>>315563991
>2 Months Pokemon B2W2 comes out
>Go to gamestop
>Tell them I wanted Black2 preowned
>"What?"
>"Black2white 2"
>"Oh sure."
>Goes to the back
>Comes back with a copy of fucking Black and white 2 for Xbox
>"No, I meant the pokemon game."
>"But this one is better."
>"I don't want this, but thank you."
>"You just need to give it a try, and its cheaper then the pokemon games."
>Manager comes in and asks if theres a problem.
>Explain the situation, Manager rings up Bw/W2 for me, tell the cashier to put it in the bag.
>Guy is obviously in trouble
>Thank the manager, and eaeve.
>Get to the parking lot
>Check bag out of relfex
>Its fucking Black and white 2
>Check reciept
>Charged for pokemon
>Go back and complain
>Manager apologizes and gives me the correct game
>Cashier shakes his head and calls out. "Hey man, I was doing you a favor!"
Fucking Gamestop.
>me and my roomie go to Gamestop
>Roomie wants to get a Project Diva game for his Vita
>we notice a copy of Dancing All Night and share a quick chuckle because I preordered it and we both ended up hating it
>gamestop cashier we both know as The Neckbeard hears me say "dancing all night"
>he comes vaulting over and starts gushing about how "oh its SO GOOD"
>we both chuckle and kinda dismissively saying "yeah" to him
>he goes on to talk about how he was just in a car accident
>wtf
>we both begin hurriedly leaving the gamestop while neckbeard tries to make conversation with us about Persona
>we free-wheel it the fuck outta there empty handed
more stories about neckbeard can be provided if requested
>>315553090
>>315553723
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>>315564673
Not him but Rodea is one of those special cases, Pre-ordering gets you a Wii copy as well as the Wii-U one. You'd be dumb not to, it's essentially free money, keep the copy you want, and either sell the Wii-U version for $30, or hawk the Wii version as a collectors item to collectorfags for $50
>>315554071
For me it's more of a curiosity, since that game's history is so fucking weird and nobody really knows just what the fuck it is.
Like the fact that the Wii version got finished and printed and was evidently pretty good before it got canceled is more than enough to get me interested in it. It's just such a strange thing.
>>315552501
Nice blogpost.
>>315554071
I'm in it for the wii version, and I love Sega IPs.
Wii-U copy is getting sold as soon as I open it.
>>315564748
go for it fag
just keep posting nobody is going to hold your dick for stories
I always have awkward moments when getting Vita games
>I want to preorder Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax
>im sorry. could you repeat that?
>Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax
>....., could you write it?
same happened with Danganronpa AE.
>tfw cashiers always forget the Vita exists
>tfw i have been asked what kind of games do I play on it since most of them just return theirs after playing Uncharted, Killzone, COD and Asscreed Liberation. arguing there are no games for it
>2011
>Go to gamestop with 2 friends who want to preorder Skyrim
>They go and preorder while im browsing shit
>Come back on midnight release to pick up games with them
>One friend picks up and other friend goes up to counter
>Hands him the receipt
>Says this game hasnt come out yet
>Friend looks confused and explains its for skyrim
>Cashier says that in the system its registered as Skyward Sword despite his receipt saying Skyrim
>Cashier wouldnt let him get the game and says they have no more copies left
>Friend gets annoyed and gets a refund on his reciept
>We leave and walk 2 stores down to Target and buy a copy no problem
fucking gamestop
>>315552501
>go to midnight release of MW2
>I know, I know, but I used to play it with my college bros and it was fun
>finally get up to the counter
>they can't find my preorder
>pull out my receipt
>it's for Brutal Legend 2
>the fuckers put it wrong in the computer
>burst out laughing, tell them they done goofed
>they give me a copy anyways
>go home and play all night with my roommates before my 8:00 AM class
Fuck you I thought it was memorable.
>go to gamestop
>notice Yoshi's Woolly World just released
>huh weird I didnt even know they had a release date for NA
>buy the green yoshi amiibo bundle
>buy the yarn yoshi amiibos
>briefly chat up the cashier about amiibo collecting
>all in all a pleasant experience
>leave
FUCKING GAMESTOMP
>>315565225
man just joke with them on it
>go to GAME
>the day of red dead redemption release
>didn't preorder, so chances of me getting a copy are slim because this GAME is actually busy always
>queue up, about 10 people back
>some dad is yelling at the clerk because his son preordered the 360 copy, while the son meant to preorder the PS3 version
>clerk is saying every copy is spoken for and he cannot sell any of them unless a preorder receipt is presented
>ok i want to speak with your manager
>time passes on, the dad has decided to go elsewhere (good fucking luck with that) for the game all the while cursing the place to hell, tears his receipt up and throws it to the ground, clerk is visually stressed
>my turn
>hey i seen that old guy cursing up a storm, what an ass
>yeah I know man, oh well we get those kinds of people, what can i get for you?
>well I just heard there was a preordered copy of red dead up in the air since that guy didn't want his, mind if i take it?
>no problem buddy, you got ID?
>yup, here it is, thanks
>alright man you want to preorder anything?
>sure (cant remember what)
>thanks dude see ya! enjoy the game!
>dad bursts back into the store with the kid, comes right up beside me skipping the queue
>I have decided we will take the copy, he can just play it on his borthers 360
>what do you mean its gone
>my face to the kid as I leave
>>315552501
>>"Hey boss, what can I get for ya today?"
>boss
Fuck that guy.
>Go to Gamestop to purchase a PS3
>Cashier asks me if I want any games with it
>Say "Nope, I'm gonna pirate them as soon as I get home".
>Another fucktard cashier pops up and says "Sir, you know we could report you for saying that"
>Give the fucktard a stare and say "We live in America, I have the right to download my games if I want to, If Sony actually put the effort into making a larger library of games with QUALITY as the PS2, I wouldn't need to do this".
>Cashier says "But these companies are losing money"
>I begin to laugh, "Then they should stop being lazy and make better games, I'm suffering as a college student and worry about my money each day, these companies can survive from a few pirated games and if they can't...then they can just fuck off."
>Cashier stares at me
>I stare at him
>Cashier sighs and says "Look, I won't report you...I understand your situation but just don't go around saying that stuff, you'll get in trouble.."
>I grin and say "I'm a pirate, we love trouble, it just makes life more exciting."
>I walk to my car feeling proud of what I did.
>Go home to pirate Demon Soul
>>315564748
more
>>315559172
This made me feel sad
>go to gamestop
>release day of Animal Crossing New Leaf
>light drizzle when I left turned in to fucking horrible sideways rain thunderstorm
>seriously like "sun completely blotted out at two in the afternoon" storm
>walk in to the store and all of the employees kinda give me this look like "why are you here"
>walk up to the cashier completely soaked in rain from the two second walk from my car to the store
>ask them about New Leaf
>"uh... did you preorder it"
>no
>"uhh... that's..."
>look at them, then look at the pitch blackness outside and the rain fucking pounding the windows, then look back
>is that a problem?
>"uh. no. no it's not. here."
>pay for my game
>as I walk out I hear worried murmuring behind me as the employees huddle together
>walk out in to the horrid pitch blackness
>get home
>play animal crossing
>its even raining in-game
FUCKING
GAMESTOP
>heave worthless, completely banal experience at a store
>create a long fucking post about it on /v/
fucking Neo-/v/Stop
>Go to EB Games yesterday
>In line for Shovel Knight
>Guy in the next line is getting a game and is about to leave
>Asks cashier "I'm torn between Black Ops 3 and Fallout 4. I don't like the futuristic style CoD has taken. What would you recommend I get?"
>Cashier looks like he's been hit in the head with a shovel
>Tells the guy to get whatever his friends will be getting as they're almost the same
>Wow... just fucking wow....
Fucking EB!
>>315565453
>it was for a game that doesn't exist
At least put in a little effort
>>315566137
hi newfag
>>315564631
>I hate what's popular
>>315552501
>Rodea the Sky soldier
literally never heard of this game in my life. what even is it?
>>315566207
Hnng, my bad, don't know why I typed the 2
>>315566086
fuck I remember that storm, shit fucked up my basement and all I wanted to do was play AC. it was a huge pain in the ass
>>315564631
Similar story for me, when Dead Island and Warhammer Space Marine came out on the same midnight launch, I was the only person there that came for Disgaea 4 and only Disgaea 4.
>>315565225
>buying trash
>>315552501
>Go to EB Games during a break at work
>pick up a game I've been waiting on a price drop for
>employee knows me, actually remembered my cell # from shitty jrpg preorders
>tells me about when they are accepting preorders for some LE, might have been a Tales game, and that they are only getting like 5
>Come back that day during a morning shift at work, preordering one fo those few copies
Fuck yeah EBGames
>>315565512
>mfw I had literally the same experience except I got the Duckhunt/ROB/G&W bundle because they had so many preorders they were stuffed with extras
It was a damn good day.
>>315564712
Are you sure it was a GameStop employee and not Peter Molyneux in disguise.
>>315565882
yeah sure
>going to trade in games because I used to do that back then
>had a copy of Fallout 3 for 360 because I was a console babby at that point
>neckbeard's working the register
>he sees FO3 in my pile
>scoffs at me
>ugh, what is THIS? you're trading in Fallout 3? Why?
>tell him because I'm finished with it
>you FINISHED fallout 3? ugh. no you didn't
>he continues huffing and hawing as he scans the game
>actually continues muttering to himself all upset and shit as he checks me out
>as I walk away he turns to the female cashier next to him and says some shit like "can you BELIEVE that kid? FINISH fallout 3? ridiculous"
>cashier could not look less interested in being alive
>>315565818
>I'm a pirate, we love trouble
- quote from man in trouble
>fat black employee at gamestop talking about madden
>"wuddup boss"
>h-hi
>y-yeah id like to buy persona 4 dancing all night
>"persuhwuhhhh"
>Persona 4 Dancing All Night for the PS Vita
>"we only got 1 copy and you got it"
>o-oh cool...
>"What kind of game is this? is it like the miku?"
>y-yeah?
>pay and leave awkwardly as fast as I can
>People being awkward in gamestop
who fucking cares, man
it's whatever
i can guarantee you that dealing with a quiet awkward fuck is probably one of the higher points in the day compared to the other customers your average gamestop employee has to serve
>>315566685
>Faggot stuttering weeb
Kill yourself
>>315566685
Sounded like he's a closet weeb like most black people are.
Be glad he did not reveal his true power level.
>>315565818
You have got autism don't you?
Cashier's probably looked at you like a loser while you think you were cool?
>Go to gamestop
>see a copy of xenoblade chronicles
>Take a look at the price
>$78
Guess I'll just settle for the 3ds version then.
>go to MKX midnight release
>guy asks for my rewards card, and I give him my usual phone number
>freaks out because I have 100k points
>guy I know is disgusted that i was unaware I had that many points
>end up using most of them on the season pass they wouldn't shut up about and a second controller for free
Was pretty trill desu
>go to Toys R Us the day of the Great Amiibo Restock
>spot a lone Little Mac sitting at the bottom of the display
>fuckin sweet
>grab it and a Captain Falcon
>wander over to the Star Wars display because I wanted to grab a Black Series Captain Phasma
>employee runs up to me
>"HI CAN I HELP YOU"
>uh no thanks dude just having a look around
>"SO ARE YOU A COLLECTOR?"
>uh
>"An Amiibo collector? Are you one?"
>yeah?
>"YEAH COOL. So... See you got a Little Mac there."
>yeah it was the last one, glad I noticed it
>"HAHA YEAH LUCKY YOU"
>ok dude. thanks.
>continue on my way
>notice the employee is following me
>follows me in a big loop around the store
>go to check out
>"HEY MAN I CAN GET YOU CHECKED OUT OVER HERE"
>uh. ok.
>"So big time collector huh? haha yeah me too. sure do love amiibos. cool that you got that little mac"
>yeah, dude
>he doesn't even give me the whole rewards card/gift reciept spiel
>"HAVE A GOOD ONE MAN HAHA"
>run the fuck outta there
That dude looked about ready to murder me for that Little Mac. The Little Mac had a bent corner too, so its pretty clear he hid it for himself.
Mine now. :^)
>>315567234
>not just buying it for himself and setting it in the break room or his car
His fault for being such a betakek.
>>315567415
This. If he wanted it he could've gotten it on his break.
>"Aw sheet dog. Wanna pre-order anything? Gotta love dat Pokemans Nigga Black and Cracka White 2"
>"nah, I'm good"
This reminds me of: Russia sushi is good! Fighting bad, peace good.
>>315563991
>>315567234
He was probably secretly attracted to you anon.
>walk into local Gamestop
>go straight to counter
>"let me grab a copy of new game"
>"did you pre-order anon?"
>"naw"
>he rings up game
>"you need to pre-order anything?"
>no thanks man
>pay for game
>leave
GODDAMN FUCKING GAMESTOP!
>>315567234
If he really wanted it he would have put it int he back or behind the counter. Did it all the time when I worked retail, even when I was told not to on grounds of dismissal. never got caught.
>>315565818
Did you tip your fedora on the way out?
>walk into gamestop
>hey do you have a used copy of Dragon age:Inquisition for ps4?
>let me check
>.........
>no sorry, just new copies
>ok, thanks
>leave
FUCKIN GAMESTOP MAN
>>315552501
Florida?
>>315567872
why would you go into gamestop to ask that?
you can check online or call them
>>315567784
They can't keep getting away with this.
>>315567181
shit game familio
>>315567156
>>315567834
How to spot underage posters
>>315567784
It's actually harassment because it's unwanted attention. I wish SJWs were into video game so they could record all their FUCKING GAMESTOP RAPISTS stories about how they won't take no for an answer.
>>315552501
A black employee at my EB games called me boss too, I was confused. Is this a thing Gamestop is forcing it's employees to do? Is this a MGSV promotion?
>>315552501
>Go to Gamestop in an Orlando mall while on vacation
>Browsing games
>woman comes in, asks the clerks something in Spanish
>Clerks ask her to repeat, she does
>One guy in a southern accent says "Ma'am, the only language we speak here is American"
>I leave the store, walk a few feet, and bust a gut laughing
I never thought that American stereotype was true, but wow, thank you, guys.
>>315567931
>taking funposting seriously
I wonder if any employees asked people if they wanted to pre-order MGSV in this situation
>>315568153
it's a hole in the story, man
like that only really works if you're near the gamestop in the first place because you were going somewhere else and just wanted to check things out
>>315568145
My white friend IRL does it too.
>>315568145
No, black people just call white people boss for some reason.
>>315568154
I wonder if there are any good Monster High games. The rollerskating one on DS sucked. Oh and the other one on DS sucked too.
>>315568154
I get the impression most of the employees at my gamestop don't even play video games, so it wouldn't surprise me. I've gotten asked to preorder your average dudebro games while buying underage pantsu simulator for the Vita.
There's only one employee there I actually get the impression plays games because he gives out pretty consistent recommendations for people depending on what they're buying.
>>315568273
>My uncle calls some old black dude "sir"
>The black dude gets down on his hands and knees and starts saying "OH THANK YOU MASSA THANK YOU FOR CALLIN ME SIR"
>>315568236
I'm really sorry I ruined the immersion for you anon, I'll try to do better next time
>>315568620
okay ill bite
what is this a picture of?
>>315553920
>Pirate
Pleb
>>315568348
Apparently it's a boosted the fuck up upgrade of the first game for the Wii and DS, There's more than just 5 characters and fetch quests now.
>>315568831
Wojack and pepe as Harry Potter and dumbledore renacting a scene from The half blood prince. Pic wasn't related to my statement obviously, I just think its funny
>>315567234
>Toys r us stories
Oh goody, I have one.
>Few months ago
>Nintendo world toys announced, really want a metroid
>go to TRU to see if they've come in
>Aisle 12, Row filled with Nintendo toys, but its all wave 1 stuff.
>Figure, okay, not time yet. but wouldn't hurt to ask.
>Go to help desk
>Guys asks how he can help me
>Tell him I'd just like him to check the system if he knows when scheduled shipments will be.
>"Sure thing, just let me finish with these people first and I'll be right over"
>Wait
>Other register is open
>Perky girl at the register
>She notices me
>"Have you been helped yet sir?"
>Tell her I was waiting on the other guy to check something for me
>"Oh, Well I can do it! what do you need?"
>Figure I might as well go with her and tell her the same thing.
>"Oh,.um well lets see. The nintendo amiibos right?"
>"No, not the amiibos, the Nintendo world toys."
>"Oh.. Well, it says deedeedee is coming in soon, also bowser, "Ick", and -
>"No, no. NOT. the amiibos, its a specific line of toys called the Nintendo World line, You currently have wave 1 out in store, I'm just wondering if your system says anything about wave 2."
>"...Oh. Well I don't see anything about those toys in the system. are you sure its not the Amiibos?"
>"You have them in aisle 12"
>"Oh. Huh... Hang on."
>gets on mic
>"Can I get a check on aisle 12? Do we have stock on "Nintendo world toys?"
>Literally frowning this entire time.
>"It'll be just a sec."
>ten minutes later
>another guy comes from behind the counter.
>"Yeah we got em. you have to get them in electronics though."
>THANK YOU.JPG
>Politely thank her and leave for electronics
>Wonder why the fuck the toys are in electronics
>Get to the register, ANOTHER perky girl working electronics
>"Hi, can I help you?"
>"I'm here for the Nintendo world info."
>"Oh that, yeah got it right here."
>She hands me a game
>Fucking Nintendoland
>"Is that what you were looking for?"
>>315567005
I'm a shy dude and it always makes my day when the clerks make the effort to chat me up and act cool.It reminds me of what it was like to have friends all those years ago.
>>315560439
Don't let them con you that's never true. They just think if they deny they have copies people will pre-order. Because that's what employees are reviewed on
>>315569319
Oh, that's fine. I mean people who type out stories of being fucking awkward like it's an awful thing. As long as you didn't shit your pants or something, the employee probably doesn't care.I miss having friends, too. I'm good enough at acting normal, but I just don't really have anyone in my life I actually talk to anymore. It's good sometimes, but other times it's really awful.
>gamestop
>midnight release of borderlands 2 with a friend of mine
>had to head there straight from uni, so I had my school shit on me
>while I'm in line the people in front of us keep looking back at me and talking
>one of em turns around and tells me they're waiting for me at the front of the line
>have no idea what's going on
>the people in front of them tell me to hurry up and go
>I am forced to ditch my friend to cut the line, just as confused as him
>at the front are a bunch of faggots dressed up as borderlands characters
>one of the employees calls me over to ring up the game
>"nice salvador costume man, you got the hair wrong though"
>realize everyone thinks I was dressing up as that fucking roided midget just because I had an orange shirt, backpack, and am short as fuck
>mfw I was never as self-conscious about my height than at that moment
>>315563991
>Pokemans Nigga Black and Cracka White 2"
I kekd
>>315559172
Some people shouldn't be parents.
>go to GameStop with friend
>he asks for deadly premonition
>guy behind counter literally says its a bad game
>tells him to get darksiders or some shit instead
>friend says "I know the game has flaws but it looks really interesting to me."
>worker still goes on about how shit it is, how much better darksiders is and how he will regret purchasing it
>other worker steps in and tells the guy to shut up and why would he discourage a sale
>first dude just storms off
What the fuck did deadly premonition do to this guy
>>315564945
Yeah because they are definitely going to have a second printing of this trash. All copies ever made will have both versions, I guarantee it.
>>315569464
Wanna talk? I can make a trash email just for you. That is, if you are interested in talking to someone.
>>315569996
one print run guy. Japan isnt making any more then the originals.
>>315569464
>Grow up isolating yourself on the computer instead of learning how to talk to people
>Try your hardest to come out of that shell and spend your senior years going the extra mile to make friends and do stuff with them
>Suddenly everyone in real life wants to do stuff on the internet now, and you have to learn how to keep up with them there now
Progress is a fucking bastard.
>Grow up having it drilled into you not to touch expensive screens with your greasy child fingers
>Touch screens are now omnipresent
>Grow up having it drilled into you that putting your personal information up online will get you robbed or stalked or killed or all three
>Fucking social media
Goddamnit I'm old.
>>315569882
/v/ in human form
>>315570310
Man, if you want someone to talk to, just say the word. We could chat up through email.
>>315569882
>he didn't enjoy Deadly Premonition
How could you even keep someone like that in employment?
>>315552501
>go into gamestop
>browsing games buy 3DS case for five bucks
>cute cashier winks at me,smile back & say hey
>leave & notice she highlighted her name in blue on receipt
Did I miss my chance /v/?
>>315553723
You said $55 you fucking liar
>>315570539
>Talking to people on the internet
Are you out of your mind? There's nothing but weirdos and perverts on the internet.
>>315570735
>54.75
Not $55
What kind of backwards shithole do you live in?
>>315570728
She wants a good review anon.
>>315555357
>Go to Gamestop with my brother
>See Estival Versus
>Don't give a fuck and buy it
>Talk to cashier about amiibo and how they were selling for loads of money online
>He says it amezes him what people spend their money on
>Hands me my copy
Either he didnt know what he was selling me, or the stigma against Nintendo fans are worse than I thought.
>>315570728
just go back to that gamestop and slam your willie right into her slaptrap
>>315570806
So, which one are you? Or maybe both?
We could talk about our weird and perverted ways.
Don't act like you don't want someone to talk you. It's like a psychologist, but a lot cheaper.
>>315552501
What an unimaginably awful experience!
>>315569279
autism
>>315570728
>Highlighted their name
Op here.
All cashiers do it, its for you to do the survey, and give them a recomendation, thats how they earn their pay bonuses.
Just because Nicholas signed his name doesnt mean he wants me to come onto him or anything.
>>315552501
i've never been inside a video game store
what are they like?fucking gamestop
>>315570948
I don't need to talk to people, I have cats.And a large supportive family with whom I'm on good terms
>Atelier Shallie is launching
>drive to FUCKING GAMESTOP
>that one cute girl is working the register
>herewego.jpg
>H-hi, I preordered a game... Atelier Shallie...
>she finds it, glances the box art, puts on her most uncomfortable poker face
>So what is this game about anyway?
>Uh, crafting and alchemy and stuff.
>silence
>she slips it in the bag, I scuffle out of there
>remember that I wanted to buy Nep Re;birth too
>fuck it, I'm already here, walk back in
>Oh, did you forget something?
>Y-yeah, this one game...
>she rings me up with that same look of barely masked disgust
>Okay, here's your change.
>hands are sweaty and shaky, she kind of recoils when her fingers connect to my palm
>change drops to the floor
>fuck it I'm out
>literally running at this point, yells of, 'Sir! Sir! Your change!' coming from behind as the whole store is probably eyeing me
>get in the car and tear ass out of there, not looking before I turn and almost causing a traffic accident
>very loud tire squeal and horn blaring which everyone in the store had to have heard
I haven't gone back. I order online or drive to the Gamestop the next town over if I have to
>>315570094
Honestly, I have my own set of issues and they're mostly bullshit. I just miss having people I can trust with shit in my life.
I've gone drinking with coworkers or whatever, but it's not like having friends was. It feels forced or whatever, and if I wasn't trying to make it good in my job, I'd probably never hang out with these people.
That's how a lot of shit feels now, and like I said, I know my problems are mostly bullshit so trying to chat about it in email won't really help. I just want a genuine friend IRL I can talk about video games with or some shit.
Thank you for the offer, though.
>>315571220
They're this generation's comic book stores.
>>315570728
Considering she likely already had a damn name tag on, it was probably for the feedback survey. It's not like she wrote her phone number on the damn thing.
>>315571257
Okay. Hope you get through whatever it is you are going through.
>>315571257
Iktf lad
>>315552501
>THAT look.
What look?
The cum on my face look?
'Cause you're clearly both fags
>walking around city and go into gamestop to look at ps3 used games section
>pick up dead space
>waiting in line to pay
>around the time watch_dogs came out
>middle aged fat woman working there approaches me
>"oh you're not getting watch dawgs?"
>no, i dont have a ps4
>"well it's available for ps3!"
>i dont see the point in getting the watered down version of a game
>"ohhh well okay!"
Fucking game stop.a friend ended up letting me download watch dogs from their psn account about a month later and I was so glad I didnt waste money on that steaming pile of shif
>>315563682
>BR
>having loli on PC
POLICIA FEDERAL
PERDEU PLAYBOY
>>315552501
Congrats, you're a cock gargling hipster. Now back to le reddit with you.
>>315571337
i see, thanks anon
>>315559172
If I seen this play out I would buy X and run after them, then ask the kid if he wanted to trade. Say what you will but il be damned if Pokemon wasn't a huge thing to me as a child. It's the same feeling a dad would get if you went into the same profession... I-I assume
>go to fucking Gamestop
>Mention niche / cult game
>guy gets hype and can't contain himself
>have a good ten minute talk
Every tim.
Anyone remember that guy who uses GameStop as a bank?
>>315571896
Oh yeah man, I saw that article on kotaku. How epic hahahaha.
>>315571804___________________________________________ur a faget__________________________________________
>>315571698
>he grabs the display case
>>315571256
Jesus Christ, anon.....
>>315565453
>>315565331
MOOOOOOOOOOOOTWOOOOOOOOO
>>315571896
>go to EBgames today
>last day for a b1g1 half off for ps3 games
>not much good games these days
>saw rogue warrior for 5$
>recall when it came out /v/ said it was so bad its good
>look for another 5$ game, choose stranglehold
>buy games and head home
>stop in at shoppers drug mart for a drink
>all out of Brisk fruit punch, settle for Brisk iced tea instead
>FUCKing EBgames
>>315565225
this just in: normal people don't care about weebshit trash games
>>315572039
Sorry i'm not a gamestop professional. I dont spend all my time hanging out there
>>315571337
>going into comic shops
>ever
>Go to EB games
>Play Doom 3 on the demo display
>Weird crazy dude who hangs around the mall and has a piece of a coyote skull around his neck comes up behind me
>Him: "oh playing that murder simulator I see."
>Me: "Yup"
>Fucking EB Games
>>315572450
Replace anime vs comics with console wars and you have the same thing.
>>315572450
I just buy my TMNT and leave. It's not that bad.
>>315565818
>I grin and say "I'm a pirate,
>>315572593
>reading furshit
>>315572473
>australian "people"
>>315572586
Fair enough.
>>315572593
I always see THAT GUY whenever I go into my local shop, but that might just be bad timing.
>>315572685
Shit's awesome man.
>>315572450
>Went into a comic book shop I went to once as a kid, marveled that it was still around
>Cashier's a fat neckbeard type dude with a tiny voice but seems nice enough, is obviously playing warcraft or something similar on his computer
>Chat with him just a little about how amazed I was it was still around, figured I'd put some money into the comics I read now that I have a job to pay for them.
>He starts talking about how they do tabletop games on the weekends
>I'd just been getting into Shadowrun
>Don't mention that and just get my comics and go
>tfw I'm too awkward to hang out with nerds
>>315566352
It's made by the director or team behind Nights into Dreams or something. Seemed like it might be cool.
>>315573090
Looking at a trailer, it kind of reminded me of that. I don't have a Wii U, but I'm guessing the 3DS version isn't that different due to it originally being a Wii game so I might pick it up.
>>315572450
It's funny how not even a single thing that the "comicguy" is saying about manga is bad.
Literally.
>>315573234
You could make an argument vise versa aside from the the boring remark.
I'm going to the late night release of Blops 3 at my local gamestop.
I've been thinking about sticking my phone in my upper shirt pocket so the camera can actually see/record what's going on.
The bad side to this is that someone would probably notice and then drama would ensue.
Should i bother?
>Release night of MH3U
>Guys comes to the launch decked out in Lagiacrus armor
>Literally nobody in line knows what he is
>He doesnt speak, he just makes gestures and grunts
>The line is so full of normies, nobody seems to care
>Want to say something but decide to stay quiet.
>"omg are you that guy from Goo ran lag-on?"
>Guy starts doing the rant emote
>Line opens up
>Cashier makes note and says "Sick costume bro"
>I'm right behind him
>His turn comes up
>He puts an arm up on the counter and nods
>"Uh, phone number dude?"
>He tries to gesture it
>Nobody gets it
>He eventually gives up and jsut says it.
>gets his game and walks off looking defeated
>someone in the back asks 'What the hell are you supposed to be?"
I really felt sorry for the guy. He just wanted to have fun, but clearly found the wrong audience.
>>315573361
You should consider suicide for even considering playing that shit game.
>>315570893
The latter. Also you bought something with tits on the cover. Normalfags won't react to that. It's basically standard at this point.
now if you tried to sneak a copy of yoshi's wolly world thru he'd instantlly notice that.
normalfags.
>>315573570
Oh man, You know what if i did kill my self i wouldn't have to deal with shit anymore.
Should i bother?
>>315573760
please do
>>315566086
I just pictured some juggernaut of a man showing up battered by the elements to demand his cute life sim game.
>>315573997
I'd be intimidated, too.
>ISABELLE, SHE CALLS TO ME
>>315573458
autist acted like a autist wow im shocked
>>315556496
I've actually had a female clerk tell me that I was allowed to say no to her questions. I still don't know if that was just conversation or flirting.
>>315565649
Working retail is the worst fucking job there is, people come fucking pissed for no reason and decide to let it all out on you the instant you can't help them. I would have a fucking mental meltdown if I was the gamestop dude, holy shit.
>>315560352
Today on things that didnt happen>implying you werent too beta to talk back to a girl
All these made up stories about games that don't exist. Black and White 2 for Xbox, Brutal Legend 2.
>>315566137
You fo real?
>>315552501
>go to gamestop with my wife.
>as soon as I walk in I am greeted by a huge line of people
>employees frantically helping customers
>clueless new employee speaking to a family
>dad is asking about assassin's creed and what other games there in the series besides syndicate
>employee says "well there's assassin's creed 3, I can't remember what was next"
>I chime in and tell him black flag
>he's like "Oh yeah and then comes revelations and then brotherhood"
>I correct him and explain the actual order of the titles, he acts surprised that he didn't know something as simple as that
>I browse the wii, ds and ps4 sections with my wife before we leave without buying anything.
FUCKING GAMESTOP NOT EVEN ONCE.
>>315566137
>banal
Is that like gay sex with big guys?
>>315565818
This is an old copy pasta
>>315570831
Dudebro town, the place where no one has such autism they cant recognize a joke.
>>315574587
>with my wife
Yeah, I bet you have a Retron 5, too.
>>315574587
>wife
REEEEEEEE
>>315563682
Do they sell huge Florida vacation packages in BR? You fucks swarm all of the amusement parks over the summer in huge fucking groups.
>>315573997
>Work at gamestop
>my minions are running the cashier.
>A light drizzle is pouring against the windows
>The storm begins to howl
>A large boom echoes from the storefront
>A man I know all too well makes his way in
>My minions cower before him. Bah!
>He slams his money down on the table and demands a childs game.
>My minions give in and hand him the game.
>Just before the man turns to leave, I make my presence known
>"SIMON BELMONT! WE MEET AGAIN."
>"DRACULA! SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN HIDING!"
>"INDEED, I WORK THE NIGHT SHIFT, AND YOU HAVE A PRICE TO PAY BELMONT.. 35.99, PLUS TAX!
>"YOU MONSTER, I'LL NEVER PAY THAT MUCH! YOUR SHADY BUSINESS WILL END HERE FIEND!"
"NOTHING BUT PRATTLE BELMONT, BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!"
>>315574856
Only the ones with money. All the others get to spend their summer vacation kicking their shit through the dirt while pretending it's a soccer ball.
From yesterday.
>Walk into EB Games
>Two people at the cashier, look around while waiting
>They've got Inkling amiibos in stock, including the triple pack
>cool.jpg
>another customer goes up to the counter, asks for a copy of Zestiria for PS3
>wtf I thought it was only PC and PS4
>ask about it
>ignored
>customer finishes and leaves
>"Hey, what can I do for you?"
>"Hi, I'd just like to preorder Stella Glow for 3DS"
>"Alright, cool. What's your phone number?"
>Need to think for a moment because I'm not used to my new #, tell him
>He's processing the transaction and I notice this fuckhuge replica of a Halo Needler on the back counter for $299
>"Oh wow, is that a Needler?"
>other cashier, a girl pipes up: "Yup, it's a 1:1 scale model."
>bro ringing me in asks if I want to take a look
>hands it over, wonders who would spend their money on it
>jesus fuck, this thing's huge
>pull trigger, needles on the back move, it lights up, and makes noises
>ignites the childlike passion I have for cool shit
>ask who made it
>"Dunno, we just got it wrapped in plastic bubblewrap."
>Cool beans
>still can't get over the fact that something that big is 1:1, considering Grunts and marines
>hand it back
>"Thanks, that's really cool."
>"No problem. Here's your recipt for the preorder."
>"Alright, thanks again!"
>Leave
It was quite a pleasant experience.
>>315572450
I remember going into my local comics and games store complete with a Spiderman on its titleboard. The place wasn't as magical as I remembered as a kid, but the cool table for Warhammer was still cool. What really got me was the smell of body odor, though. I don't know if that was a recent development or if I just never noticed it as a kid. Also, there were genuine autistic people at the counter talking to the clerk, who was apparently into guntalk. It was an interesting, if not a little disappointing, walk down memory lane.
>>315574945
>>315569513
Kek
>walk into gamestop
>have sex
whoa
>>315574945
>Go to GameStop
>Pick up Uncharted 1
>Give the copy to the clerk
>She pulls the disc and gives me a shitty generic case
>Tell her to give me to fucking original one I handed over to her
>She goes ballistic telling me it doesn't matter
>I tell her I'm paying 5 dollars for this game and I expect the case to be the one I handed her over
>She sighs and saids fine.
>Leave with my game
>Go to computer and rate her as garbage
>Come back next 2 weeks
>She got fired
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>315574770
>mfw i started this meme on /vr/
I can't help but giggle everytime you guys post this. Theres nothing wrong with wanting more space in a tiny 5X5 apartment. Yet you guys elevated it to fucking meme status.
>>315571095
Nicholas here.
This isn't true at all, please come onto me.
>walk into gamestop
>buy halo 5
>leave
Fucking Gamestop
>>315574376
I don't think she heard me, it was really quiet.
>>315574770
Nah, actual wife. Not all of us are base dwelling creatures in this board and you don't have to be a normie to be married. But of course you're probably fapping to chinese cartoons with a dildo up your ass at this moment.
>>315574427
So what?
>>315575726
Fuck off, Nick. And stop asking me if I want to look at your backstock in reference to anal sex.
