Why are there no video games about Jesus?
Getting crucified in VR would be amazing
>>315379370
>There will never be an RPG with Jesus and his disciples fighting demons
The YOU Testament
>>315379370
>You will never have a threesome with Mary Magdalene and Mary of Nazareth
Christianity is literally the MLP: Friendship is Magic of religions.
>>315379370
SMT II
>>315379370
>Why are there no video games about Jesus?
You mean games where you are a farce that uses it's name instead of the actual original name that should be there?
>>315383885
Fuck off Jew
>>315384007
No, somebody has to say the truth.
Do a miracle in Jesus name, let's see if the name works
>>315384007
>>315384069
>2015
>Not a Zoroastrian
>Not fucking your sister
>>315384069
He meant fuck off /x/
>>315379370
>Why are there no video games about Jesus?
too fantastical / fake / fatuous a concept to translate to the gaming medium
>>315384381
You mean the medium where in the middle ages transpepticsexual trisouled people are accepted and celebrated? That medium?
>>315379370
>No Mohammad Simulator
I suppose Pedo themes don't really make for a good game.
>>315384583
First level would be amazing, you have to take shrooms and you hallucinate
>>315381367
>Christianity is literally the MLP: Friendship is Magic of religions.
This is more true than I realized.
>>315384763
If MLP is actually very dark and gloomy under the surface and every person is a potential murderer and enemy then yes.
You haven't read the bible to know wtf am I even talking about, have you?
>>315384971
Well every character has had a nervous breakdown at some point and acted completely psychotic, but no. Christianity basically preaches love and acceptance, yet most who follow it in the US ignore that and act like complete faggots to everyone else making the few who actually behave themselves look completely terrible by association and anyone out of the fandom despise it. Fucking bronies.
>>315385201
>Christianity basically preaches love and acceptance
Let me tell you what you weren't taught about this religion:
-The world is in the hands of the devil, so are the majority of people whom are your enemies since they are actually fallen angels.
Pop!
Definitely not MLP
Videogame tier, actually, but nobody would make such a game, for which I am gratefull senpai
>>315385374
That's literally DmC's story
>>315385374
I wasn't taught the bibe, I just read it for fun. I guess I better way to phrase it would be Christians are the bronies of religion.
>>315385496
>Christians are the bronies of religion
You mean that most bronies just pretend to be bronies to give the actual bronies a bad name?
>>315385442
Wut, no. It's similar, though. In DmC demons were invisible to people or some shit, not just demons being people.
>>315379370
Well, there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4bmmFlIUPU
This is a Japanese Jesus Christ
Christianity could be the product of a marketing menager taking Judaism and pandering to the woman, slave and weak audience.
>>315386115
DEUS VULT
PURGE THE YELLOW SCUM
>>315385690
Oh yeah, him. Whatever, I've forgotten about him along with the Irate Gamer.
>Mohammad VR experience
>fuck Aisha
