Console-tan Tuesday.
>>315298520
30 million PS4 tan when?
>>315298719
I not sure she could handle it.
>>315299206
she'd do it 4 the players.
>Requesting Vita in a public shower getting embarrassed as Wii-U stumbles into her, with both of her 32 GB breasts falling onto Vitas shoulders saying "Ara ara", aloof to what she did as she has soap in her eyes, and then waltzing back to her showerhead.
>>315299291
What aboutgames4 the players?
>>315299689
>implying Vita isn't hiding her 64gb memory card because of proprietary hardware
Not as great as her sister, but still
>>315299742
don't worry about it
>>315299953
new stuff
word to the wise, if youre plannin on buyin somethin from the eshop, dont get pixelpaint.
it isnt worth it
>>315300661
also bonus
someone photoshop this to an ahegao
>>315300661
super cute
>>315300292
Vita, it's just your sister.
Can we just skip all the comics and oh-so-witty drawings that are reposted to death and get right to the porn?
>>315300772
forgot pic damn
>>315300908
Feel free to start and/or draw some yourself.
>>315301246
But I have no drawing skills. There's a bunch of other requests that you always have in these threads, why not tell them to fuck off too if you're so mad about it?
>>315300908
>>315300661
>>315301126
>>315298520
Any drawfags up for making any more Console-Tan hairs for SDT?Snes-Tan especially
>>315301397
Requesting porn and saying for everything but should fuck off are two different things.
>>315299953
I wish my ps4 had an ass like that
>>315301862
>>315301537
Hey man, I never said you couldn't post new content, I'm just shocked you choose to repost the same things over and over again when I know you have at least one folder full of porn of all of the tans.
>>315301980
we all do, anon
>>315302051
Can't post porn, m8.
I really feel like PS4-tan should've had the typical long haired hime-cut than what we have now.
>>315302328
Bullshit, you can post crops and link to imgur
>>315302435
Crops aren't porn and links to images are stupid. There's a booru, look for porn there.
>>315302604
Then why even have these threads if it's just the same pictures over and over again?
Watch, in at least 20 minutes someone's going to have posted PS4 eating a taco, PC crying over Dreamcast, seven different images of Wii U disconnecting her head, and hell, maybe we'll get to see the one where 2DS plays poker.
>>315299206
There's always other parts that can get bigger.
>>315302959
And dumping porn is different how?
>>315302959
If you want to look at console-tan porn, just go to the booru.
If you want porn in these threads, post it yourself. But enjoy getting banned for it.
Any day now
>>315303237
No one has seen most of it before because you're too busy reposting the same pictures over and over instead of posting the entire point of tans existing in the first place
>>315300661
>>315301126
Adorable, and thanks for the warning.
>>315303237
There's /aco/ for that now, Speaking of that.
Has anyone tried a Console-Tan lewd thread on /aco/ yet?
>>315303571
And if I want to see a completely unoriginal thread that pops up every week, I go here. Got it.
>tumblr tuesday
These are not video games, a thread of circlejerking and tumblr OCs aren't video games
Consoles seem to have really softfeet
>>315303913
How long did it take you to come up with that one?
>>315303978
I'm not surprised you're in all tumblr threads kid.
Stay mad.
You guys must be bored between work and class.
>>315303935
Sorry, you're not allowed to post something original like foot fetish drawings, only the same comics and humorous drawings over and over again. That's the rules of Console-tan threads
>>315304109
no u
>>315303673
She's dead, anon.
>>315304280
>>315304805
>>315305024
>dat Catbone
POST
MORE
CUTE
It's that time of the week again.
Post requests and I'll try and finish most of them today.No lewds though, can't into lewds.
>>315306921
Snes and 2DS in ballgowns.
>>315306921
2DS after eating too much Halloween candy.
>>315304280
Kantai collection
>>315306921
iPhone tan settling into the Nintendo household, maybe being a creep and spying on 3DS.
Cats
What happened to the Minis?
>>315306921
Vita and PS4 as DOA characters
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
>>315305024
>>315306615
It's literally the same shit art over and over and over again, fuck off already.
>>315307784
I don't even know what Minis are.
>>315307784
Minis are just some thing only one drawfag tried to push because he hates drawing cute girls.
>>315308476
I kind of like them appearing alongside the cute girls though.
>>315305024
>Xbone with cat ears
Hngh
Seeing red and I wet the bed.
>>315309479
VB could've been a hit if she started off with this.
>>315309976
>She
>>315310379
You can be anything you want in virtual reality.
you think there's any possible way we could seriously convince sony to use ps4tan as a mascot, even if it's a really brief one time thing?
>>315310673
She's a slut, so no.
Pure Xbone though, perhaps MS would appreciate her.
>>315310673Nope.
>>315310810
Now this I'd like to see.
>>315311126
Everyone loves Xbone.
Every day I have to stop myself from wanting to buy one because of her.
>>315311308
Would you though, if she were official?
>>315311946Maybe
>>315310673
(pretty sure there's an official ps4 tan in taiwan anyway)
>>315312162
>not a resounding yes
>>315312286
I'm not very decisive.
>>315312331
>>315312286
>>315312262
>>315312162
>>315311946
>avatarfagging
enjoy your bans kiddos
>>315312262
>in taiwan
>>315312480
ok you got me
>>315312815
>actually putting in the effort to fake that
>>315312480
Oh no, whatever will we do
Isn't the helmet supposed to be Xbone-tan's kinect? They probably sell more without those now than ones that have it bundled.
I am liking all this xbone
>>315314549
Yes and probably, but she likes it on.
>>315314549
She's cuter with it on
>>315314890
The cutest.
>>315298520
Who's responsible for creating console-tan?
>>315315598
Some asian guy
>>315315598
They've been a thing since seventh gen, they just didn't explode like they did until last year around this same time.
I wish there was more PS3 tan art
>>315307083
Here you go
>>315315598
tumblrtards pretending to be 4chan
>>315315885
Elegant.
>tfw your console will never give you paizuri
>>315316361
please dont sexualize console-tans
>>315316587Vita and Wii U
>>315302959
It's only once a week, kind of repetitive but no harm no foul.
>>315315885
nice, snes and 2ds are a nice combo
>>315316587
source?
>>315315165
I just can't handle the cuteness.
>>315318042
NEXT GENNEG TXEN
>>315318551
next gensweaters
>>315319347
Why does her hand look like a dick?
>>315319556
Why doesn't your hand look like a dick?
>>315306921
Wii U finally contacting the internet provider to fix the issues with her connection
Ded
>>315321090
/v/'s just 2fast
>>315321296
Genesis is so fast she ran off with her motorcycle before the back half of it was done.
... Sounds about right, actually.
>>315301126
>that aspect ratio
is that a miiverse post?
>>315314549
>Not wanting cyclops robot girl
The man with no taste
>>315321769
>that bg
pretty sure it is
>>315300850
>PSP-tan
Did we ever get one?
more thick tan
>>315321867
Surely just vita but popular
>>315321867
There's a few.
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=psp
>>315321961
>GBA
I'm already thick
>>315322528
Your tastesare advanced.
Live!
>try to join flockroom to draw lewds
>all that chaos and shitflinging
Not tonight, I guess.
>>315324109
Cute xbone
>>315324109
Yeah, shit's stupid.Cute Bone, Bake.
Woah fuck are these threads still existing? Last time I was here was december.
>>315324109
Looks like the idiots left.
>>315324801
Console tans never die
>>315324801
Indeed they are.
>>315324801
It still surprises me that /ctt/ even survived that month long 8gag raid back in late 2014. Mods actually did their best for once, at least under the given circumstances.
>>315324109
Draw lewds still!
>>315299206
Didnt take long for the "console-tan fap fest" to begin.
>>315324109
Could I please have some lewds anyway?
>>315326070
>chen posting
>booru dumping
>>315326329
>>315326249
Seems it quieted down.
>>315326549
It's like you are trying to jinx it.
Requesting PS4 in this position, wearing the same clothing.
>>315327178
That poor lady's spine.
>>315327297
That's the price to pay to become a anime girl.
>>315327297
80 degree turn isn't impossible, anon.
>>315327401
i was referring to her tits which must weigh 40 pounds a pop.
Never mind, flockmod is doomed.
I cant understand how a thread so dead has so many shitposters tho.
Remove Lauren
>>315326485
>Master shitposters from a 4chan clone made by a cripple create a ban evading bot with a 4chan pass to kill threads about humanized gaming consoles by bloating it full of reposted content
You can't make this shit up
>>315327638
The flockmod is used by the drawthread as well, probably from there.
>>315327638
>>315327662
I only managed to save this.
>>315327810
then why don't we make a room in /f/lockdraw? trust me, it's better.
>>315328026
oh fuck did it get rekt?
>>315300772 comin' up
>>315328026
>The Xbone I doodled quickly survivedI predicted it was going to be erased first.
>>315328140
Wasn't there a different room for console-tans only a while back?
>>315300772
a couple minutes in MSPaint
I had a nightmare where I went to the future and saw an old PS4-tan.
Her tits sagged to the point it looked like two giant dis inflated balloons hanging all the way to the floor.
>>315328993
no idea m8, i'm new. i just like cute consoles
>>315329247
sounds kinda hot
>>315328993
it was breakroom before but someone started letting /v/ drawthreads use breakroom
>>315329247
Nice.
Now that you bring it up though, which tan will age the most gracefully?
>>315328996
Simple but effective.
>>315329569
You're right but at one point a separate room was made, I just can't remember the name.
>>315329570
I imagine x-bone, being she's a cyborg. Though if you want to put reasoning behind it, perhaps Wiiu-tan would make the most sense, as nintendo's preference in games to generally go for unique aesthetics allows them to age better than games that go for realism.
Also, she's already drawn as a milf.
>>315327757
Which episode was this?
>>315327638
what happened
>>315330572
shitposting and faggots
>>315329878
>x-bone, being she's a cyborg
It's just a helmet.
>>315326485
Oh god I remember those days.
What console are you buying for Christmas, /v/?
>>315330676
None of them because I'm poor
>>315330676
maybe a vita so i can import a couple shitty weeb games before i finally off myself
>>315330676
none, all last gen consoles are shit.
tons of fucking HD upscalling ports.
and 1about 1 or 2 exclusive games.
I'll wait 4 years more.
>>315330676
>buying any console this genUnless handhelds count, then 3DS is worth it.
>>315330676
Already got myself a ps4 for my birthday, so I'll just be grabbing some games
>>315329570
Pretty sure none of them age physically. They just kinda disappear when forgotten. I'd imagine they just give up their position once the new generation comes along.
>>315330937
>games
>>315331018
Multiplatform shit, duh.
>>315331008
This. Once retired they just live out their existence in their respective company's mansion.
>>315331223
I think I prefer if they just blend in with the crowd. The exceptions are consoles that actually die with or without a replacement. In this case Dreamcast is one of those. Vita too possibly in the future.
>>315331685
We need more Sega consoles interacting with each other.I wonder if they bully DC?
>>315299742
Theres like 400 memester.
>>315332353
Dreamcast should be quite friendly with all the other consoles. One way or the other, it passed on some its games and franchises on to other consoles after it died. So each console will have a token/memory to remember that of its existence.
>>315332773
I wonder what DC thinks about Shenmue 3 finally getting made.
>>315331685
that dress, man. she's too pure.
I want tohandholdher.
>>315330676
Might get an Xbone. I've been itching to get my hands on Rare Replay, and by the time the holidays roll around, Rock Band 4 will probably be more full-featured. That and the potential backwards-compatibility.
>>315332918
To late she's already gone m8
>>315330912
PS4 is actually pretty good.
>>315333194
in terms of exclusives not really, but as a whole package i'd agree
>>315333475
farewell bruh
>Xbox shows off her new Exclusive 'Halo 5'
>PC cusses for her to give it to him
>Wii U deadpans as she sits on all her exclusives
>PS4 is still upset that PC took her Bloodborne
>>315333616
>cusses
Anon pls
>PS4 is still upset that PC took her Bloodborne
Come again?
>>315333559
more or less, yeah
doesn't mean shitposters won't cling to them as though they arent though
>>315333038
Truly a holy mission being the first man to ever buy an xbox one with a video game.
doing quick doodle requests since ive got nothing better to do
no lewds though and i might take a while since im gonna out for a bit
>>315333605
>>315333616
>>PS4 is still upset that PC took her Bloodborne
Eh?
>>315333616
>PC took her Bloodborne
???
>>315301678
SDT?
>>315334075
A trophy room of sorts displaying various console-tan hats/headgear, such as SNES', Gamecube's, NES', Xbone's, Vita's hooded sweatshirt, 2DS' eyepatch, and any others you can think of.Anyone else getting connection errors?
>>315334075
U-tan or maybe 3DS
I feel like they get too little love
>>315334075
Vita wearing a blue hoodie because http://justpushstart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/PS-Vita-Aqua-Blue.jpg
>>315334075
Same here, might draw something later.
Best suggestion I can think of is the Yotsuba karate pose with tans of your choice. Or maybe one of those expression challenges around the internet.
>>315334506
Super Deepthroat
>>315335683
When is genesis going to use this on SNES?
>>315335952
She did 20 years ago.
>>315335543
So is there SNES version yet?
>>315336032
You forgot
>megaupload.com
>>315336032
>remember that thread
>can't remember if I made that one or a different one
doesn't feel good, man.
>>315336565
that's backwards, people wanted the XL but only got the starndard
takin a quick request
>>315336757
Green haired is the XL I believe, the writing is confused/confusing
>>315336501
Holy shit, thank you anon for reminding me that this exists.
>>315336878
Vita tan resenting being replaced withh a new model
>>315336878
2DS trying to get that octoling to stop smoking.
>>315336883
clearly
though just going off appearances standard is already making me XL
>>315336878
3ds trying to manage real estate
>>315336878
Genesis groovin to that bass twang.
>>315336883
Green hair is regular n3DS, blue hair is XL.
>>315337341
Link because posting images is causing the connection error shit.
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=569
Considering Valve's commitment on turning PC into another console, I'm surprised no one has made a comic about it. Like PC becomes increasingly nervous when more and more games are being shipped with 30FPS caps, and then the consolesconsolehim by telling him that he is already a console, and Gabe Newell shows up with that evil grin of his.
>>315336757
>>315336883
How did both of you get this wrong? The NEW Standard is the green haired one, but now that I think about it, the only thing that doesn't make sense here is XL's blue color, since Japan got blue and we didn't.
That comic is pretty outdated now, especially with the artist redesigning NEW Standard.
>>315337518
No PC, you are the consoles.
And then PC was a console.
>>315336878
>>315337104
N3DS smoking along with her
>>315337583
>>315337626
Pretty much that.
Though actually, The PS4/Xbox use customized PC hardware, and modern arcade systems are quite literally Windows machines. So maybe the consoles are becoming PCs?
>>315337017
>>315337981
Perfect
I want to thank whoever drew this. It made my week a whole lot easier.
>>315338387
and now mine
>>315338387
Is that GBA's answer to the question,"Who wants a hug"?
>>315334617
>>315335160
>>315335129
alrighty got it done
>>315339469
>Compair
>>315339383
Oh my...
>>315339412
Awesome.
>>315339412
nice
>>315339340
Oh God, my heart. I can't take it. I always thought it was a greeting.
>She's greeting you.
>Motions for you to walk over to her.>Bear hug trap
>>315338387
>>315338471
I'm glad you guys liked it!
Anyway, I posted the gba "sa-x" comic on saturday on the booru. Looking at it now, I wish I did a better job on it. I how someone liked it at least.
>>315339903
Sweet.
>>315340146
noice
>>315340146
I saw it, and it was pretty spooky.Especially with how GBA's shoulder buttons changed from panel to panel.I still liked it.
>>315340146
Just looked it up. Good shit man.
>>315340631
>>315340743
>>315340743
>that third panel
Every time.
>>315340842
>>>
>Anonymous 11/03/15(Tue)21:50:32 No.315340
>>315340956
Whoops. Wonder how I didn't notice that.
>>315341052
>>315306921
>>315334075
>>315336878
If anyone is still taking requests, I'd like to see 3DS and 2DS picking apples for a harvest. WiiU is going to throw a party.
I can't remember any of the other ideas I had. Didn't have a chance to write them down.
>>315337161
>3DS-tan talks to Tom Nook.
>>315341168
>>315341254
>Genesis makes them all pay