>playing vidya at a friends house
>his parents start fighting
>he starts screaming and yelling at his parents in front of you
never went to his house again.
>go to friends house
>play vidya
>his dad pops-up
>forces me to eat a banana
>playing vidya with a friend
>he loses
>"UHHHHHH let's play something else =("
>playing gta 3 while my dad chokes my mom
>hear her scream me and brother's name
haha good times
>People allowing their houses to get that dark in a sunny day like that
Sickening.
>want to go play at friend house because my parents are fighting
>realized I have no friends
how much is a 9mm glock?
>beat friend at smash bros on n64
>retire champion
>try again!!!!
>go home a champion
>>313459248
>Go to friend's house.
>Say nigger
>Made to watch all of ROOTS.
>Really enjoy it but still say nigger a lot when nobody who's easily offended is within earshot.
>Sleep over one night.
>Get offered breakfast.
>It's some super health bullshit with the most disgusting soy crap you can imagine, and a plate full of carrots.
>Get told I have to eat everything or I can't play.
>Tell them they can't make me eat their food.
>The mom slaps me.
>She still wonders why I never visited again after 10 years.
>>313460104
maybe you should've ate her food you ungrateful nigger
>>313459795
what a coward pussy
kill your brother and then yourself
>playing vidya at your friend's along with his bro
>their dad comes home
> he starts yelling at the underarchieving bro
> he says video games rot brains
> they start arguing
>almost throwing punches
> non stop yelling
>your friend cowers
> you keep doing shine dair shine dair shine dair and win every game
>>313460104
You need some cultural enrichment you little shit
>go to some losers house to play shit games
>only there for his hot stepmom
>her mom walks nude inside the house
>playing on the gameboy in the car beside an open window
>urge to throw it outside
>>313459620
has this really happened anon?
>>313460192
>>313460341
It's not like I was even being rude about it. I have no trouble admitting to the actual dumb and rude shit I did as a 10 year old, but I was just a meek little kid that tried to explain I don't normally eat breakfast and I wasn't hungry so they didn't need to make me anything - obviously covering up the fact I really really hated carrots at the time and they made me barf once so I tried to avoid that - but then she straight up slaps me for stating she can't make a kid eat her food.
I'm still incredibly bitter about that.
>>313460448
pure, unbridled autism :o)
>>313460448
>intrusive thoughts
Learn to relax, fag.
>>313459248
>playing vidya games at friend's house
>friend's Dad walks in
>Pops sleeping in recliner. Empty beer cans surround him.
>Throw Zelda LTTP in the SNES.
>Almost like slow-mo, i look at the screen and switch input and immediately get a half full can of Budweiser to the head, followed by some insults and grunts
I can barely imagine the amount of times he beat my ma while we were babysat away from home.
>go to friend's house
>he's barefoot
You guys all sound like such losers lol
>>313460849
THEE BARBAN!
>"Hey, you want a soda?"
>"Sure"
>friend starts walking to the pantry instead of the fridge
I hate those fucking families that don't keep their soda cold. It's usually alcoholics for their icy meme drinks
>>313460216
I should probably just kill myself since my brother actually did something while I was driving off that ramp in the game
>>313460974
>I hate those fucking families that don't keep their soda cold
I often visit a friend who still fucking does that.
I'll often just grab a pop and put it in his fridge for a while before drinking it.
>>313460519
Anon babe.
Its time to let it go.
Heal.
The path of happiness awaits you
>>313460849
This is the worst offender. Fucking gross. I know it's your own house but have some decency when you have company over.
>super shy as a little boy cause I stuttered
>cute girl down the street has a N64
>watching her play Zelda OoT
>way older brother comes home
>their parents divorce and the girl leaves with the mom
>become the brother's new punching bag
>>313460849
>Go to friend's house.
>He's not wearing a cocksock.
>go to friend's house
>it ain't me starts playing
>>313460849
>being a shitty guest
He's not going to start competing with the classy fedora and trench coat you wear over.
HOW IS THAT CAT SOOOOO FAT
>>313461148
>>313460849
>wearing shoes indoors
>>313460849
Go to friend's house
>his mom is barefoot
>Visit house of new friend for the first time
>It smells
>>313461384
You wear socks indoors. Being barefoot is as barbaric as being in just boxers as a friend comes over. You just don't do that. It's incosiderate and people don't want to see your sweaty feet.
>>313461148
It's not like I'll put my feet in front of your face, man. It doesn't matter.
>>313460981
I can't believe there are pussies that just do nothing when shit like this happens . When my dad came home drunk I imobilized him and told him if he doesen't cut his shit out I'll rip his head off. We haven't really talked since besides saying g'day to eachother cuz mom insists on it but he's a pos and I still have a spine so worth.
>>313461563
this didn't happen
>go to friends house
>his parents start fighting
>they end up making out
>go to friends house a lot when younger
>his mom is either topless w/ panties or bottomless w/ a loose shirt
>friend acts like its nothing, apparently its just how she is at home
how is that normal at all?
>>313460216
yea dude you should of helped your dad choke your mom faggot
>playing video games with friend
>hear the headboard start banging in the other room
>>313461563
>When my dad came home drunk I imobilized him and told him if he doesen't cut his shit out I'll rip his head off
Sure you did, sport. I doubt your little kid muscles can overpower a grown man.
Hey anons, have i got a story, or more of confession for you guys.
>Be 17 year old
>Go over to friends house to play some fucking D&D
>His dad is dead, mother never home, she sleeps with lots of guys i hear.
>Only person he has is his little sister who is around 8 or 9 years old, she's super sweet and doesn't like to be left alone so she latches onto anyone she can find.
>Spergy friend brought some alchohol and we start getting drunk as the night goes on.
>2 friends leave already, her brother goes to the restroom leaving me and his sister on his couch
>Pretty shitfaced by that point
>Don't really remember much, think I put her on my lap
>I do remember sticking my hand down her pants and her squirming a bit
>Wake up with her on the opposite end of the couch
>She never told anyone, don't think she really knew what was going on
>This was3 years ago
>>313461408
>tfw don't let anyone to my house ever even when i was younger because im afraid of this
>>313459248
>why can't you be more like anon
showed those fuckers in the end though
>>313461658
Even if that's normal, it isn't when you have guests.
>at friends house playing Dance dance revolution
>sleep over
>haven't masturbated in a day
>tell friends brb and run to second floor into the bathroom
>lay on bathroom floor
>try jacking off
>finally after like 25 min I cum
>leave bathroom
>all friends are outside watching videos on YouTube on laptop
>"Geez Anon... You were kinda in there for a long time...."
>"Haha yeah it was emergency"
>>313459248
This is why I feel I shouldn't have a cat. I can deal with my bleak and depressing apartment, in fact I thrive in it. But I wouldn't force another living thing to put up with it.
>>313461612
>I don't have the mental capacity to imagine a family with different people and personalities than my own so anything divergent is immediately illogical.
Shut up.
>>313461563
Growing up in shit families really sucks. I had to prevent my mom from committing suicide four times growing up.
She succeeded a few months ago because she moved back to where we lived a decade ago and realized we moved away from there for a goddamn reason.
>go to friends house
>he burns his hands making a cupnoodle
>his mom cusses him out as she drives me home
>>313461704she knows what you did
>got beat up by older kids coming home from school
>come home
>get bottle thrown at me for getting beat up
And that is when I started learning to defend myself, I teach martial arts now, its a shame because some of the kids really shit me off.Fuck you Marty
>Friends always wanted to come over
>Guys my house isn't that clean, I've got animals and other stuff and it's just really dirty
>"Nah it's cool my house is probably worse"
NO IT ISN'T FUCK OFF WITH THAT
>>313461529
>sweaty feet
what
>>313461658
Things that never happened
>playing vidya at a friends house
>there's like 5 other friends over too
>we start joking malefriend fucking femalefriend
>femalefriend's sister walks in
>she looks right at me
>"please stop telling him to fuck my sister"
>immediately feel bad for the rest of the night
>>313460448
>driving car on freeway
>sudden urge to swerve
>>313461529
>people don't want to see your sweaty feet.Speak for yourself nerd
>>313461869
>BURNING HIMSELF WHILE MAKING CUP NOODLES
what the fuck dude
You don't need friends like that
>>313461909
>not just saying PROVE IT
grow a pair
>>313461830
You're overthinking an animal's emotions dude.
>>313459248
>over at friends house
>his mom's super nice to you
>treats her own son like shit
>>313461869
FUCKING LOVE TWILIGHT IMPERIUM
>>313462021
lol we were in like 3rd grade
>always invited people over to come to my house
>most of the time they couldn't
>when they did come over, there was always some sort of argument going on
>fast forward to today
>invite some new friends over
>only to play console ports on PC
>>313461984
>driving on freeway
>sudden urge to jerk the wheel back and forth like a kid pretending to drive>actually do it
>scare myself so bad I never feel the urge again
>>313459719
>mfw I was once like that
>>313461091
>pop
Sup flyover
>>313459248
> They're arguing about dad fucking the mailman regularly and mom is screaming for a divorce
>that fag who only had sports/licensed games
>>313461658
very normal if areas of severe poverty
>>313461191
W-what did he do to his little sister?
>>313462135
I'm Canadian.
>>313462139
MailMAN or mail lady?
lol
>>313461529
I never knew this. Is it an American thing?
That's way worse when a friend is over at your house and your parents start fighting.
>>313461563
>implying this ever happened
>>313460519
You sure have grown in the past 2years
>>313462260
tfw
>bring friend over
>parents start fighting over trivial bullshit
>decide to go outside and play in the woods for like 4 hours
>come back with friend to relax
>they're still arguing
>>313460545
haha ure'e ottistm!
>>313461735
It worked out okay because my smelly house friend's family had a bunch of camping gear so we would do sleepovers in their back yard with a TV and consoles in a big ass tent. We got to make as much noise as we wanted all night while playing video games in super comfy sleeping bags. Good times.
>>313461894
J-Jake?
>>313462250
No. Everyone in this thread made up their own feet etiquette and they feel better about themselves by saying other ways are rude.
>>313462169
>go to friends house
>he has a Xbox 360
>>313461704hot
>>313462169
All my friends were like that.
>mfw I was the weird one only having final fantasy, resident evil and silent hill games
>>313462056
I had a cat before and it got to the point where it stopped eating and became anorexic. I can't do it again
>>313459248
>back in 90's
>@friends house
>playing FF7
>friends mom was angry for some reason
>yelling and mad went on good 10 min
>she threathens to cut off power to make us stop playing
>friend tries to negotiate until we save the game
>she constantly ask when we gonna stop
>can't find save point in north crater in FF7, it's at the end, but we were there first time
>minutes pass
>mad intensifies
>screaming intensifies
>whole room went dark
>that weird silence for few seconds
shit was intense.
>>313461894
Brad pls
>sleepover at friend's house when we were all 15
>there's like 5 of us in his huge room
>TV for video games
>wooden tabletop for warhammer 40k
>his mom happily brings us food
>blankets, pillows, video games, and snacks everywhere
>awake until our eyes won't stay open playing max payne, gta 3, fusion frenzy, eating junk food, and painting necrons
>wake up, do it again
>pretty much did this entire summer vacation
good times
>friends with rail-thin, skinny guy
>his mom loves cooking but he'll rarely eat more than a bite
>serves me 3 or 5 course meals every time I come over
>eat it all like the fat bitch I am
>still fat
Fuck you, video games.
>>313461408
haha wow. this literally just happened to me a few weeks ago.
>co-worked asked if I wanted to hang out after work at his place
>hung out many times but mostly at some other persons place
>at first glance, their apartment looks nice
>sit down on their couch
>suddenly smell something odd
>sit there ignoring the smell
>"hey anon! look at my cats!"
>realize the smell is the smell of cat piss.
>make some excuse and i sit over on their recliner instead
>it smells even worse
FUCKING CATS!
>playing with my friend at my house alone, it's dark cause it's raining heavily
>"hey do you remember that time we sucked each other's dicks"
>that kid who hated you for no reason
>>313462385
but seriously, I don't know if movies are the most reliable source on American culture, but I always see them use their shoes inside their house
>>313462213
Just as bad
>Go to friend's house for the very first time.
>His mom is a complete milf.
>Avoid trying to go to his house because you don't want to spill spaghetti and because you have to look your best.
>Lie about getting excellent grades when friend's mom asks how you do in school.
>>313462062
I had a friend like that except with his two little brothers. They only ever got along when I was over, otherwise he tells me all kinds of horror stories about the shit they did to eachother.
>>313462509
YEah, americans tend to do that. But doing that is fucking bullshit. You can wear flipflops, crocks, sandals, be barefoot, w/e. But don't fucking wear outside shows to walk inside your house. Come the fuck on.
>>313462507
>tfw you liked making enemies more than friends
>>313462509
Sometimes guests keep shoes on. No one wears shoes when they're living there.
People are making a big deal about omg le smelly disgusting feet! in their own home even though sandals fucking exist.
>>313461563
A glimpse into the fantasies of the fedora.
>>313462386
>that kid who had a PS3
>we just watched ricky bobby all night becausenogaems
>>313462107
>driving on freeway
>become self aware about how important it is to stay in between the lines in my lane
>paranoid that I'll begin to drift
>watching Little Bear with your sister on couch
>hearing parents fighting
>you and sister are just trying to ignore it watch TV
>hear things become violent
>hear Mom shout "ANON!!!!!"
>heart jumps out of chest and run over
>Dad has blood tripping on his face from being scratched from Mom
>They both start blaming each other and making excuses as to why the violence was justified to their 8 year old son
>>313462107
Some kid was doing that behind me the other day, just swerving around like a retard at 20mph.
>>313462213
You're still a flyover
>mom and dad start fighting
>slink off to the living room to play vidya
>>313462592
>when you become enemies with a fucking porn artist
>>313462694
yeah, grandma swerves are fun
>>313462587
>>313462594
huh, it's quite the contrary here, guests are supposed to take their shoes off so that their shoes won't dirty the floor
>>313462507
>everyone else hated that kid but liked you
>>313461861
>goddamn reason
Was the house haunted with a ghost that was possessing her to commit suicide? Did the house remind her of a dead family member that completely devastated her life?
What's the reason anon?
>>313462730
story time
>>313462526
>lie about getting excellent grades
That's why you never got in her pants. You don't want her to look up to you has what her son should be
>be about 10 years old
>go to friend's house to play vidya
>stay up all night playing Link's Awakening on a Super Gameboy
>basedgamingsesh.jpg
>friend explains he needs to take a piss
>friend gets up and pisses in the corner of the room and laughs the entire time
>wtfjusthappened.png
>slept in the living room immediately after
>never went to his house again
>mom and dad literally never fought
>I'm still a failure
?
>>313462587
Literally everyone I have ever known has asked me to take my shoes off at the door. A lot of homes in America have a small area by the front door that has a different flooring from the rest of the house (tile or linoleum) so carpets or wood don't get dirty.
>>313462507
That's like my entire life
>mom uses a stuffed tiger's tail to illustrate how huge your dads cock is
>>313460448
I never understood this.
I understand most of the silly urges, but never this.
>>313462587
What's up With this meme. Might as well Not wear your outside clothes on inside Since they're just as dirty. Unless you're jumping in to every puddle and dancing in dog shit
>Play vidya at friend's house
>Remember that I don't have a friend
But then who was house?
>>313462579
Like what?
>>313462509
It's probably just easier for everyone when they film shit. Take Seinfeld for example, people are literally walking in and out of Jerry's apartment constantly. Now imagine if everyone had to take a few seconds to put their shoes back on and off again, all while seeing their distracting white socks in the picture.
>>313460104
You should have smacked the bitch back.
>friend never locks his back door
>just walk into his house while he's gone to play with his vidya
there's so much wrong with what was going on
>>313459479
>His parents treat him like shit and he just sits there and takes it
>>313462821
He lived on Elm Street.
>>313462961
White people, anon. White people
>be 10
>grab friend's mom's butt
>she shouts at her husband "AT LEAST SOMEBODY"S INTERESTED IN ME AROUND HERE"
>>313462928
Wow anon, what's it feel like being an outlier?
>>313462941
How big was it?
>freshman year of highschool
>5'10" tall, 120 lbs
>visibly underweight but my doctor says I'm fine
>at my friends house
>his dad keeps trying to make me eat snacks, gives me seconds at dinner, and if we eat out he pays for my food
It's like he thought I didn't eat at home or something.
>>313463102
>friend comes over to my house to play vidya
>my parents start fighting
>>313463048
Did he ever walk in on you?
>>313462941
Here's your reply you glorious faggot.
>have the coolest tomboy girl friend back in primary
>played the vidya all of the day bro
>fucking mario kart on the N64
>her parents started arguing
>girl can't concentrate and affects her gayman
>look over shoulder and yell at them to shut the fuck up
>silence
>girl looks at me in disbelief
Then my parents moved and never saw her again.
>>313462821
The reason is it's fucking newfoundland, she can't find a job as a hairdresser with arthritis and support herself alone so she got involved with a drug dealer who abused her but she was too proud to confess things immediately went to shit the moment she moved back to the fishfucker province where everyone wants all of their friends dead and committed suicide rather than ask to fly back over and live with the family who loves her and the man who loved her.
She literally left my dad because things were going "too good".
>>313463129
to my 10ish year old mind it was something like a kitchen pipe
shits hilarious when i think about it, i wonder if she ever cringes at the memory
>>313462107
If you do it fast enough it doesn't move you, just makes the car rock, it's fun as hell.
>>313459934
My friends house was like that all the goddamn time. It pissed me the hell off cause I never knew how long it was I've been there. It wasn't until I found out that her mom had really bad lupus and that if she was in sunlight for like 10 minutes stuff would shut down. I kinda made sense after that cause she was always doing errands at night and would get us Taco Bell at like midnight. Shit man now that I think about it I got a shit load of these kind of stories for you guys if you want them.
>>313462995
Usually a lot of stuff with knives. Running at you with knives, holding knives in your face when you wake up, that sort of thing.
>>313459479
thank mr poseidon
>elementary
>friend invites me to his house for the first time
>it's across the street from the school so I follow him home to write his address down in my school agenda
>later that day have my mom walk me there
>knock on door
>some toddler asian kid is at the door
>ask for my friend
>asian parent comes and barely speaks any english
>doesn't know what I'm talking about
>the next day ask my friend what the fuck happened
>told me he walked in the wrong house, it was a neighbors
I'm still blown away, we were in military housing so a lot of houses looked the same but still.
>playing games on my pc with friend in the summer
>my dad comes home and completely freaks out on me for playing inside when the weather is nice
>completely over the top, I'm so embarrassed.
I'll never forget this shit, still don't know why he was so angry.
>>313463156
Well, did you? Law of thermodynamics my nigga
>>313462961
Intrusive thoughts, you dumb nigger.
>>313462494
I did this
except we were all 18
and there were substances involved
and nobodies mom was involved
it was pretty cash money
>>313462494
>15
>warhammer 40k
Really?
I was like the only person that even knew what 40k was growing up until I moved to a different town where all the 40k players are over 25
>>313463021
To be fair he had hard wood flooring.
>>313463204
Almost. Though one day he decided to stop being my friend because I called him stupid soI took his GBA-GameCube cord a couple days before I moved across the country.I was a shitty kid but he was a fucking idiot so we're even.
>>313463212
Did you fug?
>>313463225
Kitchenpipe? We need a better reference than that? Also did you inherent his endowment?
>>313462849
Sorry, I was getting something to eat. Since it's just you who is interested, would you like me to tell you in private? I don't want to keep talking about it, cause I feel like he browses /v/ sometimes.
>>313463212
what could have been anon, what could have been
>Be me
>Around 10-12 years old, don't recall
>Playing Golden Axe multiplayer with a friend
>Friend out of nowhere starts to fart, repeatedly
>Try to ignore it, but he keeps doing it
>Calls for his fucking mother
>Mother comes in "Did you just go fart?"
>I'm kinda just staring at the screen now
>"Five big ones"
>I'm in hell
>She comes in and pats him on the head
>"Well done"
>She leaves
>Silence for a moment
>"Do you want to play Street Fighter?"
>Awkwardly play Street Fighter for the next hour before I have to leave
>On my way out, hadn't forgotten the weird shit, but it wasn't on my mind
>Heading out the door with his mother (Driving me home)
>Before we get in the car, she asks if I "enjoy farting"
>10-12 years old, no idea what the fuck, just mutter "guess so"
>Silent the rest of the trip, exit the car, make it a point to never talk to the kid again.
>>313462961
Insane people call them intrusive thoughts to put a name on the retarded shit they're tempted to do.
Don't worry too much about it, you're probably normal.
>>313463304
You get that about everything.
Thats why i don't understand it.
Because it seems to be a thing a lot of people do.
At least you don't have friends who will start crying because they feel lonely, are single, never had a girlfriend, keep getting friendzoned, and eing a virgin at age 26.
And yes, they actually do have Autism.
>>313459963
That depends
>school's out on a Friday, motherfucker
>riding bikes with your bro to the pizza place, getting two boxes of the greasiest horseshit ever, and heading back to his place
>playing vidya all goddamn day
>he falls asleep at like 9 o'clock like a stupid asshole
>turning off the TV because playing vidya while your friend's asleep doesn't really feel right
>hallway lights are on, better close that door
>friend's hot mom walks by wearing a t-shirt and some pretty risque panties
>seriously, what kind of mother wears that kind of shit
>she just smiles and tells you to have a good night
>not being able to help but stare at her ass as she goes back down the hallway
>not being able to look your friend in the eye the following morning and racing home to masturbate furiously
>that one friend people only liked cause he had the latest shit
>>313462504
The worst part is that cat owners can't tell it smells that way.
And cats will claw their way INTO your furniture and then take a piss inside it so you could never ever clean the smell away even if you wanted to.
>>313461909
I had a friend who would deny me entry to his house because he said it was a mess.
As if I fucking care I just want to play his videogames.
>>313463267
We don't
>>313462494
I did this all the time until their family got a dog. Too fucking allergic.
Which is a shame.
Because I miss camping over there for 2-3 days towards New Year, or 1-2 weeks during summer when his parents leave for a vacation.
>That one kid who had a room that smelt like shit and their controllers were all sticky
John if you're here, you're a dirty unwashed jew. I don't mean that in a mean way, just you literally never washed and your family is jewish.
>Watching Johnny Bravo.
>Mom takes me to her friend's house.
>Her friend has a big ass.
>Quote Johnny Bravo as she walks by, don't remember what it was.
>Mom and her friend get fucking anally annihilated that this 6-7 year old kid said something provocative and I get grounded for a week, spanked and have to write an apology letter.
>>313463404
Lets just say if you held your fingers in a circle, it filled the whole thing and then some
>Also did you inherent his endowment?Yes
>>313459934
ever heard of power saving anon?
>Mom goes crazy and dad gains custody of me.
>Dad takes divorce like fucking Christmas
>Spends every week picking up women and bringing it back to the house.
>Those awkward days when I bring friend over to my house and we have to play games as my dad is in the next room making bed creaks and sex sounds.
>Because of this, rarely invite people to the house and rarely spoke to my dad.
>My friends would laugh that I might have a smelly crib because I never told them where I live or invited them over.
My dad simply did not give a fuck.
>at a friends house for a sleepover
>his mom is hot as fuck
>she's wearing a tank top type shirt
>playin vidya in his living room that night
>watch her bend down to put their dog
>mfw she's not wearing a bra
>mfw i saw titty
I rubbed one out in their bathroom later on
>>313463495
>The worst part is that cat owners can't tell it smells that way.
Cat owner here, you can smell their piss what the fuck are you talking about.
>>313463102
nice lie man
>>313463267
Sure
>>313463283
Did they grow up to be serial killers? I once read Ted Bundys babysitter once woke up to every knife in the house arranged with the pointed ends pointing at her, he was 3.
>Go to friends house
>Sweep his ass in Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
>"Anon, you can't keep doing that attack, it's cheating!"
>I'm not cheating lol
>"It says so in the manual"
>No it doesn't.
He starts crying
>FINE FINE, IT'S IN THE MANUAL
>Think to myself: What the fuck dude, you're like, 10, stop crying over me winning.
I'm 19 now, and in retrospect, that kid was a pussy.
>Beat him in TimeSplitters: Cheating
>Beat him in some Starwars game: Cheating
>Beat him in James Bond: Cheating
This kid got all the consoles too, and I never did until the 360in 4th grade,
It didn't stop there.
>His birthday party
>He has an Xbox 360
>Give him The Orange Box
>"Wow! Thanks Anon! I've always wanted to play HL2!"
>His mom gives him Mass Effect
>"Mom, I love you, this is like supposed to be the best game ever."
>He's all excited and shit, but for all of us to be entertained, he puts the Orange Box in.
>Starts up Portal, which makes sense, if you fail the puzzle, the next person tries.
>NOT EVEN THROUGH THE SECOND TEST CHAMBER AND THIS AUTIST HE INVITED TO HIS PARTY PUSHES HIM INTO THE XBOX 360
>Xbox falls behind the TV set
>Screen cuts to black after loud ringing noise comes from speaker
>oh_shit.jpg
> I was the tech expert among my group of friends (we were like 10 lol)
>Turn it off, set it all back up, set it gently on the TV where it was.
>Boot it up.
>E74 error
>"Anon, what does this mean"
>Well, your Xbox is fucked, you can't fix it.
>Birthday boy starts whaling on the autist, physically assaulting him.
>Party ruined
>Birthday boy crying, autist acting retarded
>Go home, play Cossacks: European Wars
>mfw
>>313461781
It's actually normal in certain ethnic groups.
Non-catholic mexican women are usually naked or in underwear at home.
People from Barbados.
Brazilians.
Certain groups of protestant christians.
>>313463439
>five big ones
>>313463471
>turning off the TV because playing vidya while your friend's asleep doesn't really feel right
Queer.
>>313463420
Just tell the highlights, no need for nitty gritty
>>313461148
Is this a joke?
>>313461397
>>313463705
Quit being such a rude asshole.
>Dad picks me and my brother from day care.
>Dad was a sick fuck who enjoyed watching children cry.
>Would buy us games and show us to them in the car, only for him to look for an excuse for him to throw out the window.
>Sneeze on the dashboard,
>Slaps me across the face and proceeds to throw all games out the window while bitching at my 6 year old brother and me to stop bawing.
This faggot would do this shit with candy, games, movies, everything. Weird part is I found when he died in the car crash he only did it because I resembled my mother's face when they divorced back then.
>>313463036
This
>>313463439
>"Five big ones"
>>313462972
Are you mentally handicapped? Your shoes literally touch the ground all day long. Where dogs shit and people spit on. Would you keep your clothes on if instead of walking, you rolled instead?
>Go to friends house
>He shows me AoE 1 for some reason despite AoE 2 being all the hype at the time
>Suddenly PC powers down
>Realize I moved my foot and it just happened to hit the power button
>He looks at me with this face like "Are you fucking serious?"
>I panic and claim to not know what happened
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>313462107
That guy didn't actually drill through his head, did he?
>>313463319
gay
>>313463608
Plot twist:You're gay.
>>313463471
Was she single?
>>313463791
What do you do instead? Just stare at him in silence as he sleeps? Creep. Turn that TV on and play some games.
>>313463851
Not really fam
I am kinda shy with girls tho, but I'll get over it
>that kid who always left early and didn't sleepover at a sleepover
That'd always kill my mood, because it'd always be the coolest kid
>go to rich friend house
>he swears infront of his parents
>cusses them out too when pissed
Jake what the fuck
What the fuck is wrong with rich people
>>313459963
>9mm
>was supposed to go over a friend's house to play vidya
>he missed the bus, so I played smash 64 with his sister in his room while I waited
>always used kirby
>whenever I grabbed I'd do the up throw and jump along with kirby
>squeaky bed
>after a few minutes friend's dad storms up stairs yelling "god damn it you two I swear to god if you're at it again I'm gonna start locking you in your rooms"
>mfw I realized a few years later he didn't mean jumping on the bed
>>313463726
I've mentioned the story a few times in past threads on /v/, and really, it was all my fault. I really should let go of this and not dwell on it, as I regret my decisions to this day.
>>313461148
too bad the body isn't as well drawn as the face. That doujin was a huge disappointment.
>friend visiting my house
>we are doing homework
>he has to go
>my stepdad REFUSES to let him leave my house before he has completed his homework 100%
>gets scared as fuck and talks about it for years afterwards
What the fuck.
My stepdad was weird and messed up tbh, but he's pretty chill now that me and all my siblings have grown up and left.
>go to friend's house
>get bored of vidya
>play with his sister's pet gerbils
>accidentally play too rough and kill gerbils
I wasn't ever invited back.
>>313463971
Whatever makes you comfortable dude, no sweat.
>>313463590
OH MAMA
>that kid who called cokes "soda"
>>313463912
>tfw 4 person sleep overs
>playing halo on bloodgultch 2v2 or some shit
>making stupid as fuck maps in farcry
>be 12 yo at friends house
>get homesick for no reason
>snivel the whole night on the sofa-bed they set up for me
>my friend feeled kinda uncomfortable, since he heard me crying the whole time
>suddenly he handed me out some handkerchiefs
This was about 10 years ago. I never visited him again,
>>313463912
>tfw trying to see who could stay up the latest
>tfw you win
>Always too polite to use the bathroom while at a friends use
>Always use the sink instead
>Forget to lock the door one time, friends dad finds me with my pants down and my little bow peep ready to go
>He freaks out, asks what the fuck I am doing
>Drags me to the toilet and makes me use it
>Too worried about the 6 foot tall stranger holding me while my dick was out, end up pissing on the wall
I didn't get invited back after that, fucking subhumans.
>Hey man do you have anything to eat? Even just bread?
>Sure bud
>Takes out bread from the fridge
Supposedly to make it "last longer." How fucking slowly do you have to go through a loaf of bread that you need to put it in the fucking fridge?
>>313463907
How big is your dick
>>313464054
>that kid that called soda "pop"
>>313463968
What did he mean by that?
>>313463672
What is with that one emotionally disturbed faggot who thinks it's a good idea to start assaulting people?
>Faggot friend comes over
>we're playing Idon'tfuckingknow something, something old
>he starts chuckling
>punches me in the arm as hard as he could
>look at my brother like "what the fuck?!" since he was his friend
>that's just something he does
>does it through the course of the night
>we all get fed up as they're like 5 of us
>two of us hold him down while the other two go full on FUCKYOCOUCHNIGGA on his ass
>he stopped doing be he was still a fucking queer.
>I don't know why we hung out with that fag.
>>313463815
Are you mentally retarded? Your clothes are touching Items that are never washed and more germ filled than the ground.
Public transportation seats? Yeah those have all kind of shit on them. Doors? Peoples hands who don't wash, mucus, blood and other shit. Crowded mall? You're brushing up against people and who knows what they've been doing. It's the same shit. But keep thinking it isn't
>at camp
>girls taking their shoes off and warming their feet by the fire
>mfw
>>313463102
>be upstairs at friends house, playing pokemon on seperate gameboys
>his mom comes in, tell my friend to vacuum his room, he says no
>she gets fed up and just comes in to do it herself
>she must have forgotten she was in her nightgown
>as she moved her arm back and forth, her entire boob slowly slipped out
thank god I was laying down during the whole thing
>friend comes over to your house
>try to show him cool games because all he has is shovelware and shit
>hes completely uninterested
>>313459248
>Friend comes over to play videogames
>fight over who gets to be first player
>friend calls his mom to pick him up
>>313464143
what the fuck is wrong with you
>get invited to kids' house
>his pet dog is half dingo
That thing always chased me when we tried to play outside.
>>313464120
>tfw you play alone after all of them asleep
>>313464024
Alrighty then. But still, the offer still stands.
>friend is at my home
>my parents start fighting
>sleepover at friend's place
>he invites a kid I don't know
>he has a DS with Mario Kart
>few hours past, it's bed time, stranger kid and I get paired in the same room
>We play Mario Kart all night, taking turns, and there was a blizzard outside.
>Have a great time with this kid
>Never see him again.
Wonder what happened to him...
>>313463968
How old were they?
>>313461658
>you will never be a hot MILF teasing pre-teen boys
>>313459248
>Friends over at my house playing vidya
>My parents start fighting
>>313464169
>"Hey you want some soda?"
>Sure
>Takes it out of the cupboard
>Ask him why he doesn't keep that shit in the fridge
>"Doesn't taste nice when its cold"
The fuck
>Be young teen
>Some guy in our "friend circle" that tend to be the butt of the joke more often than not invites me to his home.
>What would possibly go wrong?
>He hits his parents when they talk back to him.
>He wanted to put some porn on his TV to watch in the bed with the covers on, was hard to dissuade him.
Weirdo
>>313463791
Kill yourself retard.
>>313463968
this sounds like bullshit but I believe it.
>>313462882
IT WAS A JOKE
>>313464180
last time i measured was around 8"
>Friend and I playing fightans on PS2.
>Loser has to sit on the winner's penis.
>We also sword fight with our penises.
Totally not gay guys.
>play truth or dare
>everyone doing crazy wild dares
>your turn
>pussy out
I regret being my pussy faggot shit ass child self. Should have done the naked dance dare.
>>313463912
I ended up being that kid sometimes, especially if all the couch space was taken. I ain't sleeping on the floor when I can walk half a block home
>>313463815
what kind of third world country do you live in where the people spit in public often?
>>313464271
This happened the first year of middle school, but it sounded like it'd been going on a while.
>walk into class
>see this
>>313464197
>at camp
>girl sneaks into my tent
>holy shit
>she unzips my sleeping bag
>pretend to be asleep
>holy shit she grabs my dick
>Jerks me to completion
>Un fucking believable
>Leave the tent the next morning with a shit eating grin on my face
>Oh right all boys camp
>playing vidya with friend
>little brother walks in, friend beats the shit out of him
>dad walks in, beats the shit out of my friend, tells him not to beat up his younger brother
what the fuck
>>313464440
>it was for the previous class
>teacher rolls it away
>>313463912
>wanting to sleep on the floor or the couch
>that awkward feeling when waking up and having family members start waking up really early
>just end up going home soon after anyway
>>313464440
>walk into class
>see that
>its sex ed class
>>313459719
>playing vidya with friend
>talks shit when he's winning, turns into an obnoxious ape
>loses his fucking shit when he loses, acts like he's on his period, says I screen peeked and calls it all bullshit
I'm still better than that cunt.
>Go to a friend's house
>Can hear this parents having sex upstairs
>Uh, where's the bathroom?
>Jerk off picturing his parents having sex
>>313464438
Just like my jap cartoons
>sleep over at rich friend's house
>he has PS3, with MGS4 (just came out, must have been 13)
>Playing PS3
>Weird friend (not the rich one) is sharing the pull-out couch with me
>Goes onto RedTube on the rich kid's laptop
>Starts jerking off next to me
>Starts talking to himself saying shit like "oh yeah you slut", "oh yeah you whore", "fuck yeah" etc.
>Look at him and say "what the fuck are you doing faggot?"
>He dead stares at me and says "Don't tell anyone"
>He goes to the bathroom to finish
Why was this kid my friend ever, what the fuck was the matter with him?
>>313462509
When I'm at home by myself I sit in nothing but my fucking underwear. I'm doing it right now. Whitey-tighties, not boxers. If some random person hows up at my door I'll grab some pajamas from the dresser 2 feet away from me, but not socks. If I'm anticipating actual company coming over I'll have an outfit picked out, but still no socks. They're unnecessary unless it's cold. I'd honestly prefer if people that came to my house did the same, I don't want them stepping in dogshit or something and then tracking shit particles through my carpet.