>playing pokemon GO
>Rare pokemon detected!
>App leads me into an alleyway
>"watchu got there white boi? pokemans?"
>Group of melanin-enhanced gentlemen surround me
>"Here lemme show you my rayquaza"
>Unzips pants, BBC in my ass
>>313137418
I hope I can catch a cloyster ifyouknowwhatimean
>Walk down dark alley
>Team Nigglet steals your Pokemon (Phone)
>not showing them your palkia
>>313137950
Where's the rest of its body?
>>313137418
Wut?
Niggers love pokemon, maybe even more than white boi pussy
>>313138041
That's the point. They'd battle in the only way they know how. Anal Domination.
>Go on /v/
>Every single time there's at least one thread talking about black dick
Why are degenerates so vocal?
>Be me
>Invite bae over for crunchyroll and chill
>We fucking
>Pokemon wristband starts beeping
>>313137839
n-no u don't know what you mean s-senpai!?
>>313139717
*I don't know what you mean
>>313139571
>Be me
>Wandering through the streets
>Pokemon nearby!
>Leads into public toilet
>Specifically the Gloryhole stall
>Wild Diglet
>mfw
>Be you
>have knowledge of a board dedicated to all things pokemon
>find a thread on said board
>copy the OP
>wait 2 months
>paste it on a board not dedicated pokemon
>???
>kill self
>>313139875
It's my birthday, I have a right to shitpost.
>>313139921
Happy 12th birthday, anon!
>>313139970
29th* Thank you!
>visit america
>nothing but snorlax, garbodor, and rufflet
