My normie roommates are playing Pokemon Stadium in the other room and I want to go kick their asses - only i've never actually played stadium and only have basic recollection of the original Pokemon games. Basically I need the quickest primer and some foolproof strategies for this game, stat. Help me, /v/, you're my only hope.
>>312994697
Me thinks you're the normie here fam.
>>312994697
Speed is also your crit stat
Some of the fastest Pokemon are Charizard, Persian, and Jolteon
>>312994697
If you're using rental Pokemon, Jynx can go a long way in this game.
>>312994697
Holy fuck how tryhard are you
>I gotta beat these people having FUN at a game I don't know jackshit about!
>I know, my own personal army will give me pro tips!
>>312994697
>unironically wanting to play Pokemon Stadium
Throw it in the trash instead.
>>312994697
It's rock, paper, scissors with a few more steps. If its Stadium it should be pretty simple. Just choose all the legendaries and Pokemon with Explosion or Self Destruct.
>>312994697
Go read up on Smogon and then ban everything you don't like. ezpz
>>312994697
Pokemon in Stadium are in unoptimized as fuck, so building a team of rentals is tough.
I remember Jynx and Zapdos being good, though.
>OP gets his ass handed to him
>his roommates post about it on Reddit
>"I just beat my weirdo 4chan roommate in Pokemon Stadium. It's an epic win for us Reddit brothers and sisters! AMA"
>#pokemon
>#epic
>#win
>#fail
>#epicfail
>>312994697
>and I want to go kick their asses
At first I thought you meant you wanted to physically kick their asses for playing that game.
>>312994697
git gud
>>312994697
remember the weapons triangle
>>312994697
Use your favorites. If they're normies they probably have terrible teams that you can beat with anything. If you lose, kill yourself.
>>312994697
>normie
Go back to >>>/r9k/ or tumblr or wherever the fuck you came from.
I'd tell you to go to fucking /vp/, but that place is already shit enough with retards like you already.