New thread Chips edition
http://www.mountainsofmouthness.com/
NO REMUNERATION
How long is the wait to hear my tweet? jesus
Left mountain is my waifu
right mountain is a tard
I need erotic fanart of the left mountain saying chips
Smooth as fuck voice.
>>293533017
no wait. It gets in immediately or not at all
>hip to be square
also not vidya
Please re-tweet:
I'M NUUUUUCLEAR R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R
>>293533027
Right mountain is kawaii. Best mountain.
jim the dancer is the best shitpost
Why is he so perfect?
>Lieutenant
>>293533280
Left mountain a chip loving slut
Right mountain is a pure maiden.
>tfw 2 MGR tweets come one after the other
Someone Tweet "Raiden, turn off the game console." Hope the left mountain reads it.
>>293533490
That was quick
>>293533490
i wonder what the devs who made this expected.
HA-HA.
someone please tweet
"Who killed Hannibal?"
>Am I right or am I... chips
cant breathea
GET IN THE ROBOT
Somebody post the quote from the DDS intro
Someone try getting the left mountain to say "All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ"
>cirle jerk the bee eight
>>293533920
nice
>>293533920
YESSSS
>>293533920
that was fast
>>293533920
Well there you have it.
>tidus laugh
>>293534026
>>293534030
>>293534043
>>293534049
I think I missed it somehow. Fuck.
PONIES GO
how the fuck do you guys get in? I've been trying for hours
>>293532861
>I SHIGGY
>DIGGY
>DOODLE
HOLY SHIT,MY SIDES
>kosposting
im kek'd
some one try to get him to say
DEXTER SECRET..DEXTER..SECRET..DEXTER SECRET..DEXTER SECRET..DEXTER SECRET..DEXTER SECRET..DEXTER SECRET..DEXTER SECRET
someone get (hopefully right mountain) to say
I think it's funnier to say cuck instead kuck personally. cooook
>thats fucking pronunciation of castlevania
WHAT IS A GOD TO A NON BELIEVER
>>293534193
You have to send the tweet just before the one being read ends
>>293534331
I'MA BOP YOU ONE GIRL
>requires chrome
u srs m8
Someone toss demon door quotes at this.
OH MY GOD JC
atleast they get to die
No more questions, we have Rosemary.
Raiden, turn the game console off right now!
Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home.
President Baker should be somewhere to the south of where you blasted through the wall.
I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days...
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flaw-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock.
>>293534394
how long before it ends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrMinXgBGdU
still surprised it hasnt said a frog joke yet
>Don't worry mom, I will take your virginity. Open up
LMFAO
Oh god damn, its funny again.I want to make a goo thing right now
numberposting is literally the new shitposting
>>293534570
I honestly don't know for sure, I've got in a few times after sending it right before they finish saying a tweet
>>293534561
Aw yeah.
Stays stuck on "Loading Please Wait" for me.
Oh well.
whats the timing for this exactly?
>pro-blamic shitlord
![2ahtr81[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YKc9lnw.jpg "2ahtr81[1].jpg")
>>293534410
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKK
>WHAT PLANET IS THIS
My sides
MATH YEW MC CON GINEY
>that 'bang' echoing
>Hey dad why is your dick so small
>Shows both of them
literally poetry
>hey dad why is your dick so small
holy shit
> I smashed a frog by accident. I thought it was a toad. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even an andhibian. Might have been a kid
why am i laughing so hard
Dost thou desire the power?
Someone do the le low le li low thing.
I AM A KUCK
>>293534331
if someone can make one of the mountains say this i will be pleased
>go away
What's the average wait for them to say something?
Thanks for the demon door one a while ago. Couldn't find any others as easily as I hoped. Try this one.
Someone say hurrrrrrr
>gimma a hug man
>fuck you
>give me a hug man
>fuck you
post songs to play in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnZjZWnbuus
>give me a hug man
>fuck you
>>293535352
1 second
>>293535352
less than a second. There's no queue, as soon as it stops saying a quote it looks for the latest one and skips the others
>gimmie a hug man
>fuck you
oh man i cant breathe
>give me a hug, man
>fuck you
>someone needs to get good
>gimme a hug man
>fuck you
>that's pretty gay
>no you are
>>293535392
>That's pretty gay
>No you are
>That's pretty gay
>No you are
>that's pretty gay
>no you are
Puff the magic dragon
Thats... pretty gay
No you are
>That's gay
>no you are
>that's pretty gay
>no you are
I'm dead
>ants gnawing at your eyes forever and ever
>sounds lewd. I like it
>That's pretty gay
>No you are
i cann't breaasthe
Your a big mountain
For you
>Been here since the first thread
Why is this so fun, Jim
>Colonel is some hillbilly mountain with a booming voice
http://goosebutt.net/wish/
give me your wishes /v/
Fuck yes, my Dresden one got in
GROUP OF DOTS
>Left mountain: Left Mountain is a fuckign weeaboo
>>293535830
>google docs
>>293532861
How the fuck do you get your shit read? Just spam it?
>Literally who
>a group of dots
>literally who?
FUcking hell
>>293535935
THE FUCKING INDIAN JOKE
>A group of dots indians
IM DYING
R E E E E EE E E E EE E E
>RE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
>>293535830
What even is this
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>so this. . is the power. . of the. . uhh. . uh. . I don't know. .
oh god
>>293532861
try posting with iiiiii instead of eeeeee
>uhh
>uh
>REEEEEE
>shut up poster
>shut the fuck up you retarded frogposter
>shut the fuck up you retarded froposter
>shut the fuck up you retarded frogposter
k
e
k
>mfw I'm not Anthony Birch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo
Whens CHIPS?
SOMEBODY SAY HUE HUEHUAHUEHUAHUE
DO IT SOMEONE SAY HUE
>SO THIS IS THE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DOWNGRADE IS REAL
MOUNTAINS CONFIRM
>gentoo
>g pls go
i'm dying
>Linux
>g please go
aww shit
>g please go
>linux post
>G please go
>that Gintoo post
>/g/ pls go
>>293535830
>The contract has been sealed
OH SHITTHIS IS PROBABLY FAKE, BUT GOD DAMN
123
123
123
>g pls go
>butterrrrrr
>Fuck you
>don't hit on me silly boys
>OY YA CUNT
>papa john
>fuck you
oh fuck I can't breathe
>Goddamn I love chips
>You fat fuck
I can't breathe
>I love chips
>Goddman you fat fuck
>i love chips
>you fat fuck
>god damn I love chips
>you fat fuck
>GODDAMN I LOVE CHIPS
>you fat fuck
What's this chips meme
>please respect my choice of geological classification
>Craggot
>god damn I fucking love chips
>you fat fuck
holy fuck I literally fell off my chaiir
>>293536874
It sounds funny when the left guy says chips. That's all.
>salt and vinegar
>chips suck
>Ree.
kek
>god fucking damn i love chips, seriously who wants chips
>fatass
FATE ASS
feitass
>fateass
>fate ass
damn now I really want some cream sour and onion chips.
>Godamn I fucking love chips
>Fatass
>>293537084Chips.
>Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips.
>Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips.
>fatass niggga
AHAHAHA
CHIPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>fat ass nigga
i died
>CHIPASA CHIPASA CHIPASA CHIPASA CHIPASA CHIPASA CHIPASA
Nonon a shit
Agreed
Chips. Chips. Chips.
FATASS NIGGA.
NONON BTFO
AGREED
>NONON A SHIT
>AGREED
>Nonon a shit
>agreed
>CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS
>fat ass nigga
>which came first, ranch or cool ranch?
>Jesus
>Nonon a shit
>Agreed.
>who came first, ranch or cool ranch?
>jesus
>Nonon a shit
>agreed
THESE NIGGAS KEEP IGNORING ME, WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT'S THE TRICK
>which came first ranch or cool ranch
>Jesus
he's not wrong, you know
>Which came first ranch or cool ranchRanch?
>>293537282
Same
>where am I
nvidia h8trs
>>293537282
Post your tweet the moment one of the mountains is about to finish talking.
has anyone tried doing basic text to speach commands to see if they work on the mountains?
>meam
>MEAM
>MEAM
>meam
>meam...
>meme
>meme
aw fuck
>meam
>meam
Someone make the left one say "I remember you... In the mountains... But you... what is this? Where am--"
>niggers
>nigger
>I wish a nigga would
>Fuck you nigger
Meam...
Meam..!
>I wish a nigger would
>fuck you
>THE TERRIBLE VENGEANCE OF THE FORSAKEN
>NIGGERS
>...NIGGERS
>all those nigger
>JESUS
oh fucking god
WRONG
>DONTE DONTE DONTE
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
fucking shit
>Yukari is shit and worst girl
>WRONG
I fucking love these mountains.
>Yukari is shit and worst girl
>wrong
YUKARI HATERS BTFO
>Yukari is shit
>WRONG
Fucking TOLD
>>293537586
>yukari is worst girl
>wrong
I cant
>Thorim Ulduar reference
Nice.
>>293537520
YEEEEEEEEEEAH
>what is this where am I
>my ass
>what is this where am I
>In my ass
>An ancient evil awakens
>I NEVER FELT LIKE
>That's pretty... gay
INEVERFELTLIKE
>shut up
AHHHHH
>shut up
why wont they read my tweets?
>I am your prom date, you ugly sack of shit
>god damnit
>I am your prom date you ugly sack of shit
>god dammnit
>I fucked her right in the pussy
>>293537817
forgot to leave the thread?
>doesn't get past loading
>chips
>scat mountain
>Chips.
>scatman
I'm done
>>293537865
Scriptfags
CHIPS
OF COOOERSH
>how about full of shit, is that a meam?
>of coursh
FULL OF SHIT CONFIRMED FOR MEEM
>Is that a meam?
>OF COURSH
>How about full of shit ? Is that a meme ?
>Of Course...
ded
Fuckin hell guys I know you're gay but we dont need to take it this far
![sparky_changed_by_rafe15-d30ckxq[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x4DZWcB.jpg "sparky_changed_by_rafe15-d30ckxq[3].jpg")
>mfw
>keep your fetishis out of this
oh man im dead
Someone make the Left hill say " The true horde will come to pass, I have seen it! I have seen mountains of skulls and rivers of blood, and I will have my world!"
please and thank you
>FAT CHIP NIGGA
>Dear Villagers of this godforsaken shithole, where is the chand
I died. We need more where the mountains talk to the villagers below them.
>If you go down to my woods today you are in for a BIG surprise. HAHA
oh man
>chips for the chip god
> why won't these birds fuck off
>fuck you son
>Why won't these birds fuck off
aaaaaaaaaaa
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck you son
thx op
What's the secret to not getting ignored by the mountains?
>If only dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house, how can he be so cruel house
>w a a a a a a a
im fucking done
>why won't dad fix the air conditioner int eh pool house, how could he be so cruel house
>Fuck you son.
Someone make the left mountain say "You don't need to tell me what happened, just eat these"
WA A A A A A A A A A A
Was that fucking Disturbed?
I can't breathe
>JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
>right mountain i fucking hate you but the booty game ridiculous
i feel much better now
haha
>I wonder what Yoshi's eggs smell like, haha
>mom's ass
>I wonder what Yoshi's egg smell like hah-
>moms ass
Does this work in mobile?
What does going on a tablet do?
>I wonder what Yoshi's eggs smell like
>mom's ass
I love it when the tweets go together so it seems like the two mountains are having a conversation.
>moms ass
holy fuck this entire thread
>>293538484
>>293538493
puts you in the pov of the villagers. see the cameras? those are mobile viewers.
>In all but physical I am a little anime girl
