Thoughts?
LOL
I want to inseminate an amazonian brown elf with wide child bearing hips and thick thighs.
>>290785937
When that elf wench wanted to join my party, I couldn't stand her from the moment she showed up.
Solas is only elf.
Not stealthy enough
How elf is too elf?
>>290786073
I want to forcefully make an elf a single mother.
>>290785937
BREECHES
>>290786073
>>290786736
Short, really pale, with long sharp claws and fangs, blood red eyes and messy see-through white hair.
>Human male Elf female
>Never the other way around
Why is this allowed?
>>290787029
Why are Jap elves always so superior? I want to be crushed by her rippled armpit.
>>290785937
>BEES!
Elaborate
>>290787078
because its easier for neckbeards to associate with their character protecting their pure waifu.
>>290786736
>hielf
You fly with those fucking ears.
halfelf qt only real choice
>>290787078
Because elfs are made for mating, that's their only function, that's why paladins kill the males.
Sera was the only character in an RPG that I actually refused to let join my party. I'm usually very OCD about collecting all the party members and I'm really open minded about characters.
But not Sera, her entire intro was just so... Bad. She spoke like she had literal autism and the second you call out her bullshit robin hood fantasies she turns into a petulant child. There was literally no reason I could see why taking her on was a good idea at all.
She also looked like someone made a bust out of butter and microwaved it for twenty seconds.
>>290787164
Funny funny funny
nobles don't like it when they got a beehive on their head
shit fuck cunt
Why is there an elf on my /v/?
Who allowed this?
It's disgusting
>>290786736
elf at any size
>>290787078
Most of the time elfs are more beautiful than humans. Obv there would be more male humans who want to fuck elfs, and so there is more humans raping elfes, than elfes fucking ugly humans.That was the explanation in a book I read ~2 years ago, why nearly all half elfs there were born by elfs
I forgot the name of the book
>>290787651
>not loving elves
>>290787651
shut up you breechless unfun poophead
>>290785937
Sera was actually really likeable.
But /v/ gonna /v/.
There's literally nothing good about Sera.
>>290787897
I N H U M A N
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U
M
A
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I'm normally as nice as possible to my crew in RPGs and sera is so bad she is literally the only companion in any game I go out of my way to insult.
>>290787897
>>290786736
We all know that elves are vulnerable to dragon/orc/pigmen/ogre gang rape sessions but do high elves suffer the same curse too?
We all know only thing elves are good for is rape.
But would you it?
>>290785937
>Gets stuff done
No really. Everyone who gets involved with Red Jenny is usually worse off then he was before but "thats a-okay becuz we sure sticked it to da man!" She is like a retarded Robin Hood only that she takes from the rich and the poor and gives it to herself while being a Hypocrite about it.
>>290787952
>Sera was actually really likeable.
No. There wasn't a single thing that was likeable about her. There were no likeable characters in that game, they even managed to fuck up Varric and turn him into a whiny cunt, just like with Anders before.
Even that crazy elven girl that was so obsessed over that mirror from DA2 was more interesting, and I forgot her name
Whats going on in this thread?
>>290788338
Of course not
I'm not putting my dick near one of those monstrosities
I love me some creepy homebrew elves. Like making a pale cave monster that lives on lichens and is sometimes seen wandering the forest outside the cavern system. That's the best elf.
>>290786736
>Worse hips/thighs for every stage
Loaded picture.
>>290788032
Well you can make her cry if you kick her out there's that at least.
>>290787078
>>290787952
I went on to check the bees thing, don't know if I found it, but I found some quest with her: at first I thought that she was a little eccentric, but made a point, especially if you want to be the Lawfully Good guy. The second half of the video was bullshit, however: constantly interupting your diplomacy, failing a fucking knife throw, attacking a noble, killing said noble, "angry face."
I see why /v/ hates her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXz54-GZsJg
>>290787078
Elves are proud motherfuckers. That's why the courting gender is always the human, because if it were their choice entirely they'd just fuck another elf. This is why half-ogres are always born by the human.Did I mix courting and raping again?
Elves are dirty sluts and should be enslaved to Orc dick at all times.
Elves exist to be raped
>>290787952
>Sera was actually really likeable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_oKLMNP_jQ
>>290786396
>Imperials
>province of Oblivion
>>290787078
Because elves are euphemism for Asians.
>>290788656
This is so fucking bad. The cutscenes, the animations, the sound design.
Jesus Christ.
Elves have no redeeming points. They're only good for either decorating the tops of pikes, or being spitroasted by bored mercenary troops and passing bridge trolls.
They're a failure as a species. Bunch of dick-ears.
at least your weeb and goblin elves aren't fucking salad elves
>>290786396
>stealth archers
>>290788615
More like a tall dwarf
Oh please everyone knows that elves are only good for rape.
If you want a fantasy race go for a dwarf.
>>290787078
that's because male elves are faggots
>>290786878I hope by that you mean you want to fuck her child to death
>>290787952
Shit, even Tumblr hated Sera.
>>290789209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFnrAVj7qpw
>>290786396
>Imperials
>Evil
>province of oblivion
ELF > Elves
>>290789354
Why be a race known for being ignorant, stupid and prone to causing catastrophes.
The best part of Dwarves are the ruins of their homes they leave behind for adventurers.
Massed crossbow fire works quite well.
Can someone explain the samefag going about raping in every thread that has something to do with elves?
It's like reading /pol/ and gooodrafag combined.
Why wasn't there an option to bitch at sera constantly for wanting to be a Shem if you play a Danish?
>>290789807
its a long standing porn tradition to use elves for raping since it lessens the impact because they're not human
well at least in Japan
>>290789807
You serious?
>>290789807
Well, you see, new guy. Elves are often paired with rape.
Most doujins with elves? About rape. Getting raped by Orcs or Humans or Goblins.
Elves and rape go hand-in-hand, just like peanut butter and jelly.
Or drunk girls. And rape.
>>290789807
Someone post that orc and elf mango for this guy. The specific one
>>290788517
>You'll never be in a party with these two
>>290789583
>Why be a race known for being ignorant, stupid and prone to causing catastrophes.
The fuck are you talking about.
Dwarfs are orderly and fucking engineers.
Does anyone have that comic about the elf who wants the orc to rape her?
>>290786396
>Dumner
>>290789884
You just have to tell her to Lego of her ambitions
>>290789209
hiarf
>>290789959
>Engineers
Only in Warhammer, which is the worst fantasy fiction.
>>290789807
there are many, many doujin and hentai AMV's where Elves are raped by big pig-men/orcs/humans in incredible ways mind broken, and then betray their own kind by letting the pig-men into their nation/submit them to rape-slavery
then they all birth pigmen while talking about how pig-men sperm and birthing pig-men babies makes them orgasm.
Female Orcs > Female Elves
>>290789959
nah they're wizards working with steam and gears that inevitably unleash something horrible and get killed
there's a good reason humans are so numerous: they're the only ones not pulling stupid shit like that
I've been told a few times that I look like Solas from DA:I. I have never played it and I don't plan on playing it. Is Solas at least a half decent character?
>>290788338
dearlordhavemercy
aren't elves supposed to be attractive? she looks like she's half orc.
>>290790145
He's boring
>>290790019
Kek
>>290790019
>>290790145
He is a legitimately good character in a bland game.
>>290790105
Orcs are only good for slaughterin'
don't even make good slaves, they're to stupid for self preservation
>>290790105
you are a man of supreme taste.
>>290790105
>wont give her the elf dick she wants
truly male elves are the worst
>>290789807
Elves are widely considered the worst (of the big three) fantasy race.
There is a massive amount of pornography starring Elves getting humiliated and raped in various ways.
Put two and two together.
>>290790124
>nah they're wizards working with steam and gears
>TES Dwarfs
Those are not even dwarfs
>>290790145
I could only stand playing DA:I for 10 hours but from what I've seen he's one of the better characters.
>>290790105
I agree
>>290790153
don't insult orc and half-orc women like that anon.
>>290790248
depends really, Dwarves only have one mode so you can't go wrong with them
however well written Elves are vastly better than Dwarves
>>290790105
This guy knows whats up
>>290786736
Any amount of elf
>>290790281
talking about how every single supposed "engineering" species in fantasy does things that are basically magic dressed up in steampunk
they depend on single mad inventors, have all kinds of crazy effects that shouldn't be possible etc etc
>>290790145
I will find you and I will love you
>>290789926
>>290789949
>>290790103
>new guy
No, I've been reading actual real fantasy books for 10 years and not some trashy hentai.
Pretty sad really how porn ruins some people.
>>290790248
>Elves are widely considered the worst (of the big three) fantasy race.
Why? Because they're not edgy enough?
it's not rape if it's an elf
>>290790105
Always take a girl who won't pussy out when things go awry.
>>290790105
It makes sense that female Elves are thirsty for dick since male Elves are a bunch of frigid tootsiepops, but I don't see female Orcs not getting a massive dose of vitamin D whenever they're in the mood for it.
Statement is still true, though.
>>290790360
>dwarves
>large hammers
they really REALLY should be a primarily spear based species given how effective a weapon it is in caverns and tunnels
>>290790105
Human or nothing.
PURGE
>>290790145
Hey guess Solas was in DA2 as well
>they actually made a complete character out of this just so we think game has some consistency
puke inducing
>Elves
No existence deserves more genocide than elves.
>>290790514
/tg/ pls
>>290790505
>No, I've been reading actual real fantasy books for 10 years and not some trashy hentai.
so have we
but its hard to deny the fact that elf raping is very common in porn, add to that elves are generally hated on this site and you got 'elf slave what do'
I want to over power and impregnate aorc girl
>>290790505
>real fantasy
you w0t mate?
>>290790505
>and not some trashy hentai.
Like I said, new guy. We've been celebrating trashy hentai for the past 10 years. Where the fuck have you been?
For fuck's sake, there's entire gag manga who play on the 'Elves get raped' stereotype'. It's that common.
>>290790505
Elf being shit is mostly a thing for the retard on 4 chan i think. Never saw too much hate for them anywhere else
>>290790105
Female Elves
>Sluts
Female Orcs
>Sluts who can still do shit in combat
You havegoodtaste anon.
>>290785937
The only good elf is a raped elf
>>290790505
>Because they're not edgy enough?
A bunch of insufferable, obnoxious dickweeds that only appeal to psuedo-intellectual twats.
They're not lacking in edge.
I like elves. I even occasionally play as an elf in table top and vidya.
I mean sure, I prefer Tieflings, but elves are fine.
>>290790505
>actual real fantasy books
hahaha
>>290790505
>I've been reading actual real fantasy books for 10 years
>actual real fantasy books
>>290785937
L O L
TUMBLR DOES IT AGAIN!
>>290790680
I want that Orc and that Elf to get married and have a happy family!
>>290790682
I'd adventure with a female Orc while fucking them wildly after slaughtering each dungeon-dwelling super-entity.
>>290790731
depends on the elf
I like the stories involving the older versions where they were immortal ancient tricksters fucking with mortals for the hell of it
>this thread
guess /v/ really does have a rape culture
>>290790556
It's a 'grass is always greener' idea. Elves get no mad, furious dicking. So that's what they want.
Orcs get it. But you know what they don't get? Tender loving care.
Orcs turn Elves into fuckpigs.
Elves, in turn, massage an Orc's feet, bring her breakfast in bed, serenade her, and make gentle love to her in the missionary position.
>>290790208
orcs are for [spoilers]breeding together with elves to make tall, amazon, horny, green skinned elves[/spoiler]
>>290787952
My mom liked Sera, and this will probably be the only thing I vehemently disagree with her on. Then again, my mom gives zero fucks so Sera probably just never bothered her.
Sera's problem isn't her character, or her perspective. We've had plenty of characters with annoying personalities and beliefs. The problem is there's no way to engage with her halfway. You either have to have the patience of a saint and run interference one every little thing she does and says to keep her from throwing a bitch fit, or just fucking toss her out on her ass. There's no inbetween. No opportunity to show her her attitude isn't always right. Not even that it's wrong, but simply not always going to make things go well. You try and point out her meddling led you into a trap? Nope, all the noble's fault, why are you blaming me, you don't hate all nobles or something!?
Dialog with her goes out of its way to make the Inquisitor look stupid and ask purposefully weird questions to set up Sera's "witty" and "down to earth" personality. You get an opportunity or two to get back at her without her getting all bitchy, but its rare. Your dialog with her basically consists of saying logical stuff that you also know is going to trigger Sera to get all pissy. There's really no compromise with her.
The best way it plays out is being diplomatic when you can, then Sera will grudgingly not treat you like shit when you finish her heart to heart quest.
>>290790752
>Elf
>Not Half-elf
Elf is only acceptable if Half-elf isn't available.
>>290790841
It's the elves, not us.
>>290790752
>I prefer Tieflings
oh boy the one race even worse than elves
>>290790105
>>290785937
Sera hates elves so how is she just elfy enough?
>>290790680
You mean there are two gag ones
>>290785937
Is there any other party member as bad as Sera in video games?
>>290790909
god what the fuck was that shit game called again?
it was the one where you were a space marine or some shit right
>>290790934
>something something handlebars
>>290790082
>Only in Warhammer, which is the worst fantasy fiction.
>>290790082
I'm pretty sure you mean best
>>290790993
So are female elves secretly raping male orcs?
>>290790317
Is this supposed to be a Warcraft Orc or just a orc?
>>290790145
I only played the demo which was up to the first vortex thingy
He was the only character who wasn't annoying as shit or wanted to kill you
>>290790980
>Archer
>fag
>a cunt
>>290790993
what
is that the same artist as the other lewdelf comic? i knew the old one was completed but i don't think i ever saw that.
I'm tired of all this racism toward dark elves spread by the privileged white elves.
Everyone knows who the real scum is, a dark elf makes for the best comrade in arms or a loyal and lovingly wife, a white elf would sell your friendship as long as it serve its own agenda and unless you put a chastity belt on your beatiful elven bride you can expect to be cucked as soon as your turn your back.
>>290790329
You're right, half-orc women and orc females in general can be dastardly cute.
That... thing... you guys keep discussing and posting videos of in the thread, though. She's so hideous. And her dialogue, it's so... cringe-worthy... Fuck.
>>290790505
>reading [...] fantasy books
GENREPLEBS PLS GO
Around Elves.
Watch yourselves.
>>290790560
Well a dwarf who works in the tunnel won't be using a hammer, because you won't be seeing how. Because he is in the tunnels using a spear
>>290789354
>Vanilla dwarves
Pfff...
>>290791371
Do you also only watch documentaries?
>>290790993
Why are orcs pigmen in japan
>>290791463
Why not?
>>290791430
even then large swinging weapons are stupid for dwarves who have barely any leverage
>>290791445
No, I only watch Taiwanese arthouse cinema and occasionally Heroic Bloodshed movies.
No but seriously keep posting.
>>290791463
because japs are fucking stupid
>>290786736
>shortstack elves
>tfw you will never be snu snu'd by a tall muscular domineering she-orc
>your balls will never be emptied of their mangravy as she abuses and uses your body to its limits
>she won't begrudgingly give you the cuddles you want after a long day on the battlefield
>>290791463
Japan is a few centuries back with creative fantasy inovation.
All of this is fine as long as you don't fuck Gobbos.
>>290791409
Why there isn't more of elf traps is beyond me.
>>290791220
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>290791539
No I'm serious. Did they have like, a weirdly translated LotR or something?
>>290790680
Them hips, Jesus.
>>290791667
Goblins are gross
I want to fuck a genie
>>290791540
Thank heavens they hammers aren't large then
>>290790841
now powered by the manosphere
>>290790360
shes obviously hammering rocks in the mountains when get caught by dire anal monkeys.
>>290791724
Early versions of D&D had them with tusks and they almost looked like a pig.
>>290791667
honestly I'd fuck almost any fantasy race that didn't look like an eldritch abomination and didn't have a razorpussy
I wish I lived in a fantasy world rather than this shitty world
>>290786073
>tfw I pretend I do that in Dragon's Dogma as a 8 foot giganigga Ork
>>290791846
>we will never see all the plotlines of this comic tie up
It's like my last 3.5e campaign all over again
>>290792195
You, sir, are my nigga
>>290788338
Yes but only because she's a lesbian.
Mindbreaking people and forcing them to change their orientation is my fetish
>>290788517
Wich one would you choose /v/?
>>290793050
Left, no doubt
>>290793050
Neither. Theyve drawn lousy.
>>290788338
Yes. Out of duty.
Letting an elf die unsoiled is challenging the very fabric of society, and I'm a goddamn patriot.
Dark Elves are best.
>>290793391
But she's ugly as sin and is an annoying cunt
Daily reminder that if it ain't human, it ain't righthowever dwarves need only be segregated, not purged
>>290793505
The things I'll do for my country.
>>290789583
>Elf poster
Nice try beardless faggot, go back to your woods and fuck deer or something.
Oh and your women are ugly as fuck, where's the meat?
>>290793679
Dwarves are manlets and thus not human. They need to be purged.
I wanna play something besides various flavors of the regular stock fantasy races
>>290788656
Oh God she is fucking insufferable.
Jesus who in their right mind would want this fucking saran-wrap faced bitch on their team
Who would play Dragon Age in their right mind?
>>290794312
Oh they're fucking inhuman don't get me wrong.
But are you really telling me that they are as bad as Elves?
Look at this heresy
>>290789416
how would that make her a single mother you retard
he wants to rape her and then leave
>>290794386
Like Jews!
>>290790663
>>290790680
You don't speak for everyone.
>>290790681
Thought so. Thanks for confirming. I'm going to keep assuming it's three or four guys samefagging it like the gooodrafag.
>>290790731
Depends on the writer.
Well, I'm going back into /lit/. This is such a shit board.
>>290790145
As a person who has 80 hours into the game, yes, Solas is arguably the best character in the game.To be honest whoever wrote his dialogue actually had a functioning brain. He's really good.
>Sera was a good character
>>290794514
Indeed, the anatomy is all fucked up, the natures craftsmanship is off the lowest quality. Its like a baloon full of water rather than a humanoid.
>>290794654
Don't dislocate your neck trying to remove your head from your ass when you get home!
>>290790505
Fuck off back to reddit.
>>290794386
If it's not pretty/buff enough for players to want to be, or for normalfags to want to fuck, it ain't getting done.
Thems the breaks.
>>290795042
>>290794785
Nothing short of sickening. This is your average Elf.
>>290795406
How revolting. Even my private parts want to puke.
The whole elf-rape-thing is just 4chan being contrarian in general.
>>290795157
>EU realms
>most humans
>least elves
Guess I know where to move now.
>>290795640
contrarian to what
>>290795631
Yeah mine want to puke all over that elves face.
>>290794913
Don't dislocate your brain while forcing an epic meme like gooodrafag!
>>290795814
To the public.
>>290796064
Nah, public wants some elf pussy aswell.
>>290795972
you still haven't left?
go read your gay elf books faggot
>>290796248
You can almost smell the basement dweller from posts like this.
>>290796248
>elf-rape-thing
>RAPE
And also the humilation, often killing, enslaving. The public has a far more favourable view in elves in general. Even if they fetishize them, they don't want to destroy them. Keep in mind I'm not talking about japan here, where rape is an accepted fetish.
>>290795640
SJW spotted
attack this post /v/
>>290786736
I want to hug a cute halfelf!
>>290794654
>you dont speak for everyone
>but i like hearing what i want to hear so i'll believe this single individual though and run with it instead.
>intelligence of /lit/
>>290786390
>tfw she'll never look like this
I'd be okay with her gay fan fiction if she let me slide my bbc between those triple Gs
>>290795640
>elf-rape-thing
>implying it's rape when it's an elf
Sera was okay when she shuts up for once.
>>290796674
Rape is one of my favourite fetishes, and I don't draw the line with elves on this. I'm just tired of old and unfunny memes.
>>290796645
>>290796491
Youd be surprised what people do in their imagination but dont talk about it.
df dwarves>Warcraft dwarves>Warhammer dwarfs
Elves are perfect.
>>290795640
elf detected
>>290796982
>short hair
>dyke look
>probably hates men
>being happy for the stereotypical
>>290796837
>that guy + every person on internet outside /v/ = single individual
Math with /v/.
>>290797148
built for sex
>>290797148
>+iron chain+ restraint
is he an elf king of dwarves?
>>290794654
What a /lit/eral newfag.
>cucks on /v/ are still triggered by Dragon Age 3
top kek m8
>>290790145
Yeah he's coolAt the end of the game you find out he's actually an elven deity...or at least a figure from their mythology, which was a cool twist[/spoiler[
>All these elvenlovers
Fucking disgusting all of you. Not only cucks but also heretic cucks
Fucking kill yourself . You are a disgrace to humankind. You are on the same level as transgenders or furries
>"lol implying i would play the same boring race in a fantasy game when i can be something else"
Protip neckbeard , you can't. You are a human no matter how many elf scum you create with your shitty mods on your games. And you suck at being the only thing you are so why not fucking kill yourself an end your sorry existence?
>>290797148
if they are so perfect why are they extinct?
>>290797345
>>290797148
Let's save this shit thread with elf boys!
>>290797526
>roleplaying
Epic. Really epic.
>>290787135
Because women drawn by gooks are always hyperfeminine sameface sluts that look 13 years old (but are actually 10000 millenia old), and when they make elves they draw the same thing but put big, pointy ears on instead and weebs eat that shit up because they think with their dicks.
>>290797556
Because they're too good for women.
>>290796996
but memes make things more popular
orc rape is best fetish andas a grillI want to be catered to
>>290797526
You seem mad, have a look at that body.
>>290797613
>roleplaying as an elf
Wow you must be pretty special aren't you
>>290797691
PLYMOUTH
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>>290797691
How would you rape an orc? Whats your plan?
>>290790105
I want to torture an elf by hugging her instead of raping her!
>>290797691
This is important.
Which of them do you prefer, rape a male orc, a female one ora trap?
>game has elves
>they're just normal people with pointy ears
This needs to stop.
>>290797749
I wasn't roleplaying like that guy.
>>290797691
Trannies aren't girls.
>>290797613
Elf boys can fix anything.
>>290796996
>You don't have to tell me twice!BUT DURING THE STONE AGE...
>>290798013
How can you make a unique race without copying some civilization that already existed? Anything you can suggest?
>>290798013
You want scandinavian midgets living under the rocks and nibbling on your toes at night or some shit like that?
>>290797789
trick them through various ~ara ara antics
>>290797924male orc rape mostly, female orc is also acceptable
>>290798046
They cant fix my straightophilia.
>>290785937
Can I choose to kill sera in DA:I
>>290798046
I noticed I don't have anything else worksafe than Link. Oh well.
>>290798329
That sounds awful. You have my sympathy.
>>290798283
I dig your tastes
>>290798670
pls no zelda elfs, thats the most boring kind.
>>290790505
Because elves are overdone to the extreme. Unlike dwarves, which are inherently likeable and charming, elves often comes off as obnoxious twats and takes up a potential slot for an actually interesting race in the world.
It's not that elves can't be good though, but literally every fucking fantasy world, game, etc has them. And that's on top of the fact that fantasy worlds in general only has human-like races.
It's pretty much "Humans. Humans with pointy ears. Short humans. Humans with blue skin and/or horns".
It's like, you have an infinite amount of possibilities, literally no restrictions and you go with everything pretty much being humans. Why is it that sci-fi only does weird looking races? Because I'm pretty fucking sure that alien races has had a middle age too. Can you imagine humans and a race like Salarians living in the same fantasy world, with a mixture of magic and science?
Fucking get some creativity with races man.
>>290796996
Source? google and iqdb turn up nothing and the style seems somewhat familiar.
>mfw humans