You know what you have to do, anon.
Isn't this just that 2hu portal tutorial in comic form?
>>289063291
that's a terribly drawn gun
>>289063673
you mean Balamb Garden copypasta,newfriend
>>289063673
no, i'm pretty sure the portal to gensokyo involves breathing in mustard gas
The last game you played is the world you live in forever after you die. How screwed are you?
LOL
>>289063729
Do I at least get internet in Gensokyo?
If not, totally fucked.
>>289063729
BF4
I'll lose my hearing in a subway full of grenades and get 9/11ed in Shanghai
>>289063673
You mean Balamb Garden, it's a copypasta to it
>>289063729
>the evil within
Literally hell.
>>289063291
I wonder if the afterlife is something like this. I don't want to think your mind just goes black when you die
>>289063729
>animal crossing
i'd try to have sex with the animals, but nobody has any genitals
and none of the girls have boobsat least i can crossdress in peace
>>289063291
Start a new game and play through it again?
>>289063954
You enter a state of non-existance until your molecules are recycled into another carbon-based life form with a consciousness.
>>289063954
>when you are born
>first thing you see is a light
>when you die
>you walk into the light
COME WITH ME TOOO THE TWIIILIIIGHT~
Suicide is never the answer.
>>289063729
>Crazy Taxi
I'd be fine at first.Until the soundtrack starts to eat away at my sanity
>>289063729
>Monster Hunter
Oh god yes please. It's like Valhalla or some shit.
>>289064054
>first thing you see is a light
Not if you're born blind
>>289064049
Thanks buddy, you must be fun at parties.
>>289063729
>Deus Ex Human Revolution
>going to Detroit ever
pls no
>>289063729
Ace Attorney
I like this, as long as no one accuses me of a crime.
>>289063291
download the PC version and install mods?
>>289063729
>smash melee
hmmmmm not really sure
>>289063729
fuck I cant remeber the last game I played, Doom probably, id be fucked because im not a man and a half
>>289063729
>Phantasy Star Online
All I ever wanted was to travel through the reaches of space.
>>289063729
>Dota 2
I know I've lived a bad life, but I feel like I deserve better than this.
I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
>>289064049
so like... the lifestream?
>>289064182
cirno, how the FUCK did you get your baka ass trapped inside a noose, I out to just leave you there to hang
>>289063729
Pillars of Eternity. I'm okay with this.
>>289063729
Tales of Vesperia
>>289064137
Where do you think you are?
>>289063729
>Artificial Academy 2
What does this mean?
>>289063729
>Cities: Skylines
So I get to live in a utopian city of my designed that has 11/10 infrastructure and planning?
Fuck me where do I sign up.
>>289063729
Garry's Mod Jailbreak
I
Am
Fucked.
>>289064318
You are a construct of someone elses design, forever trapped in a hell where you have no free will
>>289063729
>Space station 13
Oh god no
Also my Capcha started dancing and I don't know why
>>289064198
Haven't read this one in a long time.
>>289063729
>Magic 2015
You know what I'm happy with that if I get to be a planeswalker
>>289064172
I dunno, the world in PSO is pretty damn depressing.
>>289063729
>Valkyria Chronicles
In 1930s time or modern? Either way I doubt I'll be very safe.
>>289063729
>>infamous 2
so...am i a conduit? or just soon to be dead....again.
>>289063729
BF3
probably similar with >>289063842 except no shanghai
>>289063729
If you die in the new world, what happens?
>>289064318
What mod is that?
>>289063729
Guild Wars 2
Do I get to fug the qt3.14 salad grills ordo I become one
>>289064489
WHY DOES A PLANT NEED MAMMARIES
>>289064462
The AA1 mod.
>>289063729
>War Thunder
So basically our world I'll just be transported back to 50 years or something as a tank commander.
>>289064489
you become one obviously
>>289064360
Right here buddy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-sIVRsWZC9o
I wish to be the little alchemist girl.
>>289064532
The main theory is that because the tree that makes them was planted on a human mass grave, it used humans as a template to shape them.
>>289064438
I don't know I actually quite like the somber atmosphere.
Already done it, I got sent here.
>>289064532
if i recall correctly its because they are actually human corpses resurrected by a big tree that puts all the plant shit on them or something like that.
>>289064659
Purest girl only no whores!
>>289063729
IL-2 1946
it's just real life in the 1940s, I'll kick it and fly to Johnny Mercer venues in my Lockheed Electra.
>>289064745
Nah, sylvari are 100% plant matter.
>>289063729
>Old School Runescape
>>289063729
>Gensokyo
I'm fine with that, as long as I actually have a chance at surviving and prospering.
>>289064143
Tough luck. You'll appear at the wrong place at the wrong time, multiple times and get accused by Gumshoe and Edgeworth of murder every time,
And Phoenix Wright has one tick on his life bar left.
>>289064415
Robots learned to dance, we are fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcOi6npIsVc
>>289064692
>in mountain area as a human/newman
>get paralyzed or poisoned
>went in on a solo mission, no back up
>no mates or sols left
How would you even escape? Youd be fucked.
>>289064730
Where were you before weary traveler?
>>289063729
Do VNs count? If so,Sono Hana.
C-Can I be a girl there?
>>289064571
Sweet, now all I have to do is not get mind-controlled by the evil elder dragon that wants to consume the world.
>>289063729
>pikmin 3
could be worse
>>289063729
>MH4U
Thank you, kami-sama.
>>289063729
>War Thunder
AAAAHHHH MOTHERLAND
>>289063729
>Assassin's Creed
So I basically go back in time. Coo'.
>>289063729
>total war attilla
guess its plague and death by flaming arrows then
>>289063729
Up to chapter 3 on this or fresh from the start? Either way I'd probably get fucked.
>>289064914
Pretty sure that's just earth, but with slightly different animals. Doesn't matter since you'll tower over anything unique about this world anyway.
>>289064873
>Going to alone without having Resta or Anti techs.
You deserved it.
>>289065037
Can't use anti if you're paralyzed
Also
>megid traps and invisible mechs
>>289064878
Here.
>>289064381
what server? i was just on too, on poseidon jailbreak
>>289065084
Might as well throw in fucking AIDS while you're at it.
>>289063729
Dark Souls 2
invade fuckers, drink sunnyD, amazing chests.
I'm psyched.
>>289063729
>Disgaea 4
I'll finally be able to be a cute girl mage.Probably after spending like a thousand years as a Prinny.
>>289063729
Bloodborne
So i will relive thisdreamover and over again..?
But then again.. i can stay with my waifu.. forever..
>>289064532
Why does a plant need legs, arms, and a face?
Not like they have to move to produce energy.
>>289063729
>Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Not Pokémon but still pretty great.
>>289063291
That's one of the cheesiest, dumbest things I've ever seen. It's "creepypasta" cheesy-dumb tier.
Also, VOD related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYC0vqeZfzg
>>289065192
Worth it.
>>289064979
>going to a time with no games or internet
>>289063729
>BloodBorne
Despair, until I reach the hunter's dream and I get told that I can use the hub whenever I want, as well as the doll in it
>>289064172
>All I ever wanted was to travel through the reaches of space.
Too bad cunt! You're stranded either on a claustrophobic ship not meant to handle the growing population and without the resources to return or a doomed planet full of eternally resurrecting dark gods. If you want to explore space you'd better jump out an airlock, it's probably a nicer way to go.
>>289065385
>animators
>voicefags
>talentfags in general
>for business inquiries please contact
>>289063729
>Skyrim
>With lots of pirate-themed mods, equipment expansions, gameplay tweaks and expansions, and map/town/lighting/nature expansions and upgradesAnd, to my misfortune, no nude or sex mods :_:I JUST DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO ACCIDENTALLY SEE MASSIVELY-ENDOWED DICKGIRLS IN MY GAME AND NOW I PAY THE PRICE
I'm not very screwed at all, really.
If I believed in an afterlife, this would be awesome.
++ Can collect and use a bunch of different tolkien-viking-early-middle-age weapons and equipment
+ Can purchase, own, and live in different cool tolkien-viking-early-middle-age houses (including a few castles with some NPCs)
+++ Can learn and use magic. Fucking magic.
+ Nice weather. Climate is a constant temperate-cold all year, depending on map location and the occasional precipitation
+++ Can easily survive most adventures as long as you play it safe. You can even usually run if things get out of hand. Even if you're not the dragonborn, the only reason most NPCs die so quickly is because of fish/potato-level intelligence, and inferior equipment.
--- Death is implied to be permanent
+ No women (or men for that matter, because let's be honest, after X amount of years in this eternal game, homosexuality will inevitably occur just for the sake of novelty) below 4/10 aside from children, the elderly, and certain members of less-humanoid races
- Female Argonians still nearly unfuckable though, due to that 70-year-old smoker's voice. I miss Oblivion's sexy Argonian ladies.
-- Can't have actual sex, unless it really happens during those sleeping moments with your wife/husband.
-/+ Might be able to do any kind of sexy things, or anything at all, depending on how this afterlife's reality functions, whether it's realistic freedom of action/interactivity, or if it's bound to the rules/controls/laws of the video game.
>>289066074
Was this really necessary?
>>289066074
Literal autism. Honestly.
>>289063291
then you realize that you still havent completed of the contents in the game and tried the hardest mode.
you eventually will put your gun down.
>>289063291
>mfw I literally felt like that after finishing Yu Yu Hakusho
>you will never be a Spirit Detective going on adventure with your demon buddies fighting evil demons and coming home to a qt waifu
>>289066196
>>289066289
Dont be mean guys. Not him btw.
>>289063729
Monster Girl Quest Paradox
>>289063729
>Runescape
O no
>>289066507
Forgot your image.
>>289066612
Prepare to be splashed on for eternity if it's osrs
>>289066612Ice Barrage Sound Effect
>>289063729
>Animal Crossing New Leaf
Cozy
>>289066971
>still playing new leaf in 2015
How the hell do you do it?
>>289066507
Thanks fag, now the whole goddamn thread's going to get derailed. I purposely didn't reply.
It's the internet. Everyone's anonymous. No one gives a shit about who's nice or mean or retarded, or who thinks so.
>>289067063
Its a good game to start the day with.
>>289067121
I dunno man, after I point I just can't be bothered to keep checking in everyday.
>>289067063
by not grinding and bruteforcing all the content in the game from day one.
I can see why tumblr stopped caring about this game not even 9 months after release.
>>289063729
>Arcanum
Time to become a wizard gunslinger!
>>289063291
>loli Rorolina
No thank you.
>>289063729
>Majikoi universe
Please kill me anons.
>>289063729
im so glad i played dbz budokai tenkaichi 3 right after playing smt iv
>>289067378
what is good about being in DBZs universe? unless you're super special you're basically trash.
>>289067224
Yeah, I remember having way more fun the first time I played when it was all fresh and I took my time.
Then after I lost my original copy and got a new copy I just blitzed through a lot of it in the first few weeks, got burned out 2 months later and barely looked at it since.
>>289063729
>The Sims Bustin out
Kek
>>289064541
>50 years
KEK :^)
>>289063729
Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
Comfy forever.
>>289063729
>FFXIV
>catgirls and roegirls
Happiness achieved
>>289067323
Mah man.
>>289067458
bitch any human can train to master ki, fly and shoot energy balls, yeah i couldn't be the most powerful guy any kind of super power is cool
>>289063729
>Bloodborne
Might as well kills myself again when I arrive there
>>289067458
>not wanting to train under the might Mr. Satan
>>289063291
But they don't sell guns in my country
>>289067804
haha
britcuck
you should slit your wrists with plastic cutlery
oh wait, you need to be over 18 to buy those too
>>289067804
consider helium
or just wait for VR
>>289067716
Like 99.9999% of the world can't do this shit though. Remember everyone thought it was weird the kids were flying and shooting laser beams in the Tournament?
Good luck finding someone to teach you.
>>289067804
Get some connections, don't need to worry about the law if you wanna kill yourself.
>>289063291
i feel this way every thime i finish a dragon quest game, or any good rpg
especially after completing persona 3
>>289063729
>Dungeon Fighter Online
Lore-wise, I'm completely fucked.
Execution-wise, I chill out with goldbots and memespouting assholes for all eternity.
>>289067716
The only people that have been shown to be able to learn this shit were insanely talented.
Out of Mutaito's students only 2, maybe 3 if tao was one of them seem to have been able to learn that shit.
In universe, Ki and shit is some next level lucky ass genetic lottery and insane training away from an average joe
>Tfw wrote out my suicide note
>Tfw have my suicide method and place chosen out
>Tfw just waiting on trying to get a friend to give me their bank info so I can give them all my money before I do it
I can't wait to play the eternal nothingness of death
>>289063729
>RE5
Fuck me. I'm not even a Resident Evil fan.
>>289063291
anyway he looks like a rich weeb.
>>289067941
Gohan taught Videl how to do it in like 3 minutes, and Videl's a normalfag. Not even a fighter or monk or whatever everyone else who uses energy is. Hell, she wasn't even human martial artist tier.
Apparently you just have to concentrate and feel your concentration energy flowing down your arms, into your hands, and out your palms. She made a glowing light the size of a marble between her hands.
Spending time concentrating and meditating to hone your energy, as well as exercise and eating a diet to supplement said energies (probably lots of fucking calories) would result in low-level energy powers. Maybe even being able to launch a basic energy ball or float a little.
>>289068291
>Not even a fighter
Do you not remember her beating the shit out of a sandbag till it burst open? Or the shitloads of training she did?
>>289068291
You'd still have to find someone to teach you.
>>289067941
>>289068041
>>289068291
>>289068363
well this is now a dragon ball thead my job here is done
bye bitches
>>289063729
>Super Robot Wars 2nd OG
Based as fuck, time to kill myself
Would probably get to go ham too, considering one of the main characters was given his super prototype mecha and brought into the army for being good at vidya which was actually a military training sim
