Catherine the Great best girl.
Prove me wrong.
Hint:You can't
>>288803679
this is now a civ5 thread
Oh look I just did.
>>288803863
>>288803679
my nigga
>>288803957
isabella a shit
>>288803679
Obligatory
>>288803957
You know, I've always wanted to fuck a nun, but Catherine is functionally the best grill.She still sucks compared to mah nigga Casimir tho.
Somebody post her defeat dialogue. It has some innuendo.
>Scramble for Africa scenario on deity.
Fucking shit is hard.
>>288804436
Every fucking time.
The Netherlands are fun
>>288803679
>Dat SFM of her
truly best girl
Theodora a shit.
>>288806205
where
>>288806793
literally a whore
>>288803863
anon I think that was the point from the start
>>288803679
She fucked a horse, your argument is valid
>the Philippines has never been in any of the games officially
why
>>288808659
they're just jealous
>>288803957
>>288803679
Where's the Catherine X Isabella art?
>>288809584
In your mind
Ask someone else to make it
Or pay them if you're desperate enough
>>288809675
never desperate for art/porn because there is so much on the internetjust checking to see if drawfags ever show up in Civ threads
>>288803957
Nah bra
>Brazil and US get Civs
>Still no Straya
>>288803679
Didn't she fuck equines?
>>288813040
it was a made up rumor by a bunch butthurt faggots
>>288813396
>rumor
>unknown if actually real or not
>horse fucking isn't impossible, and its happening right now
>yes, some woman really is taking horse cock up her VJJ and/or anus right now
>>288803679
best girl
http://a.pomf.se/cvbhgj.webm
>>288813550
SFW is a gift from god
>>288813712
*SFM
yes it is
>>288803957
Actually hated Isabella
>>288812950
>Still no Canada
All we get are a few fucking city states.
>>288803957
>>288812950
>>288817529
have to have civilization to be in a civ game
>>288812950
You got Barbarians already.
>>288817661
>US
>a Civ
>Canada
>not a Civ
What
>>288812950
winning the world cup in an irrelevant sport does not mean you are a civilization
>>288807120
>what kind of a start do you want?
>just fuck my shit up
>>288817807
>Canada gets to be a Civ
>Pierre Trudeau is the leader
>Mocks Washington all day
>Bonuses to tundra tiles
mite b cool
>>288817807
Canada was culturally dominated by the US ages ago. The two are practically indistinguishable from each other.
Damn, now i wanna play Civ again.
My PC is not a complete toaster but which one should i check out?
Last i remember the fourth one was a bit glitchy, AI took turns longer and longer with each months or so.
>>288818236
Civ5 with all the DLC or Alpha Centauri vanilla.
>>288803679
WU ZE TIAN
Siberian Riches is pretty OP
>>288818462
Second for Wu Zetian the best. China Strong!
>>288809167
How do Flips even tell this to themselves when they all have the names of the Spanish men who raped their great great grandmothers?
>>288819341
Philippine news is a bunch of feel good propaganda that reinforces that Filipinos are the greatest race in the world, and most Filipinos are dumb as fuck, so they eat all of it up.
>Theodora
>Not the best girl
That seductive "Fuck me hard" look is enough to make her objectively the best girl in the game. Suck it Isabella/Catherine fags.
>no Boudicca ITT
Fucking tasteless faggots don't even know who's premium girl
>>288821689
for u
http://a.pomf.se/jllstd.webm
>>288821689
>Masculine
>Shit-tier tasteless tattoos
>No feminine face aesthetics
>No tits, waist, hips or ass
>Armored, strong women archetype
>Probably has a hairy asshole and armpits due to being a damn savage
>Shitty dried and unkept wild red hair
Back to the tumblr, off you go
>>288805195
>playing on Settler #4
>>288821874
cute!
>tfw no shittalk implemented in the game even when it's in the game files
>>288822970
>>288822970
>>288823112
>all those lines just not used
fucking why
>>288823112
>>288822970
Aren't those declaration of war phrases?
>>288823183
Yeah, but they aren't in the game
>>288823324
I wonder why the fuck is that the case... There truly isn't anything remotely out of place or offensive about them.
>>288823112
>Gandhi
Jesus fuck
>>288823518
You simply get the urge to strangle the living shit out of that impoverished, skinny bald fuck, don't you?
>>288812950
>>288821072
this
only girl who has not backstabbed me before... yet.
>>288803679
Catherine the Great is almost as over rated as Frederick the Great.
Going back to Civ5 after months of inactivity.
You guys have any particular mods that make good playthroughs? Plan on getting the LotR and ,E Civs.
>>288824184
Fully agree. But God-forbid they put another male leader in the game, Anon! That's oppressive!
>>288824263
Enhanced User Interface if you don't have it yet, and InfoAddict
check out Events and Decisions and all of these
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=261768373
>>288804436
hehe
>>288819594
I don't even know what the filipinos do, have done, are capable of or why they exist?
They are nothing to me.Nothing.
>>288818046
except canada is clean and they have manners and they don't spend all day clapping at hotdogs.
>be Carthage
>On a cozy little island, dead center of the map
>We are a peaceful people, striving for culture.
>I share the island with Shoshones
>They are nice and friendly
>Meet Maria I of Portugal in the year 1100
>She's the second on the scoreboard while Shoshone and I are last
>"Oh, your armies are a little on the weak side"
>"Oh you are friends with the Shoshone? Fuck you, Dido"
>She declares war on Shoshones 10 turns after
>I help the Shoshones because fuck that bitch
>Maria I's invasion repelled
>Meet Augustus Ceasar
>He's the first on the scoreboard
>"Oh, it's you my favorite city state, fuck you and here's a demand: Give all your cities except capital"
>lolno.jpg
>a few hundred years and a dozen threats/demands later
>Augustus and Maria I declare war on me and the Shoshones
>Outnumbered and out-teched, we still manage to kick their asses
>I meet 10 other civs and they all hate me and Pocatello because they're dicks
>I have the most tourism
>Notice that everyone has adopted Autocracy and Order
>Pick Freedom
>Fight off invasions
>Shoshones pick Autocracy and start hating me
>ET TU MI POCATELLO?!
>Get enough city states to propose and pass Freedom as world ideology despite everyone else voting against it
>revolutions everywhere
>Start pouring everything into military
>A dozen cities revolt around the world and join me in the next few hundred turns
>II declare war on Augustus and Maria I
>They burn in nuclear fire
>Cities turned to ashes
>Militaries wiped out
>My peace and culture, corrupted by the hatred of the world.
>I feel no remorse as I unleash my military to wreak havoc and burn down the world of hatred
>The same people who strived to destroy me for a thousand years, now beg for my mercy
>I consider, but then I remember Maria I's words when I sued for peace 600 years earlier
>"I will not stop until all your cities lay in ruins"
>She deserves to die. They all deserve to die.
>>288821072
Seriously, this. Theodora is a semen demon.
The only other female leader I'd consider besides Theodora is Boudicca because I find the way she speaks very cute, even though she's an amazon.
>>288814125
This is something that really bothers me about Civ's Cathy. Every single painting I've seen of her, she looks more like Maria Theresa than some hot princess. The only Civ I know that accurately represented her was Civ3.(BTW, Civ3 Theodora is the only reasonably looking character in the game)
Attila is the best guy
Prove me wrong
Hint:You can't
>>288821689
This isn't Civ IV anon
