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>>288754453
>Not maining Polk
It's like you want to lose.
HARRISON OP, pls nerf.
Buchanan has his eyes on the prize
>>288754453
>Teddy Rosevelt is an OP piece of shit that everyone picks, banned at tournaments
>Washington is picked by first timers who have no idea about anything
>Picking anyone but Teddy
Come on, this should be obvious.
Martin Van Buren topest tier president.
MVB MVP
>>288754835
>>288754836
>same fucking second
Teddymind
>No Zachary Taylor
Fuck you, Sakurai
>>288754835
>Implying anyone cares about the ban.
Besides, he's easy to counter if you don't suck.
Lol are all these the yankeedoodle burgerdents?
Have never heard of half of them. Everyone before Nixon, bar like the wellknowns (Lincoln, Washington etc) are litereewhos to me.
>not taking Jackson
I'm gonna go with James Polk
I fucking hate when they do this clone shit.
GEORGE W. BUSH SHOULDNT BE IN THE GAME! HE'S A CLONE AND COULD HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH AN ACTUAL GOOD PRESIDENT!
>>288755026
How? His fucking block negates all projectiles, and you can't shut him down durning his speech buff
Lincoln shitters are the worst
>not maining Jefferson Davis
Its like you all hate freedom...
>not maining tricky Dick
Literal retards
IKE
>>288754680
Manifest Destiny motherfuckers!
>tfw finding the secret ralph nader cheat code
>THERE ARE PEOPLE
>IN THIS THREAD
>WHO DO NOT MAIN
>RONALD
>FUCKING
>REAGAN
Fucking communist
>Not picking the Dank Yank Frank Pierce
>>288755243
This. Why do fucking SJWs pick Obama and Lincoln only
Truman is the best, nuke OP
>huey long will never EVER be playable
>Not keeping cool with based Coolidge
>>288755004
..where IS Zachary Taylor? And Harrison?
>Pick Taft
>No out-of-bathtub moveset
bullshit
Eisenhower has a disgustingly powerful ult what the fuck
>not maining Van "no shits given" Buren
Shame on you all
>>288754453
>John F. Kennedy's final smash
>>288754453
>disable Roosevelt's wheelchair
>win game
What happened to that Ron Paul DLC they were going to have a while back?
>>288754453
>playing as anyone but william harrison
casuals, all of you
>Year of our nation 239
>Not maining Harry S Truman
I call you faggots because you don't respect the authority of our nation's greatest president. I don't call you faggots because you are dumb sons of bitches, although you are.
>Taft is finally playable
>He's TOO BIG and just a big target in any match that isn't 1 on 1
WHY DID I BEG FOR HIM FOR SO LONG
>>288755909
not in the game :^)
>>288754453
>tfw FDR is so overpowered whenever I use him my friends force me to play with ahandicap
Churchill is objectively the best third-party character.
>>288754453
I'm picking Grant and you can't stop me
>>288756082
God help you if any of Taft's hits actually connect though.
CAN'T RAFT THE TAFT!
>>288756114
>tfw no Franz Joseph assist trophy
Way to piss on previous installments
>Go G DUBYA
>Fucker counter picks Kennedy every. fucking. time.
>All my missiles, drone strikes, and revolvers are completely ineffective
Fucker has god tier ranged defense, I can't even manage to launch against the guy.
Every tier list author is sleeping hardcore on Grover Cleveland. I main him, and I can kick everybody's ass two nonconsecutive ways from Sunday.
James Buchanan is clearly best since he is dual-classed president and wizard.
>not maining based Andrew Jackson, slayer of kikes and defender of the republic
>>288756360
>Kennedy
>God tier ranged defence
>Harrison
Literally who?
>>288756539
i bet you play his first term faggot
second term cleveland is goat when is he getting his own spot
Kennedy is LITERALLY PERFECTunless you're playing on some gimmick shit map like Dallas
>>288755587
>Claims to play Taft
>Wants him out of the tub
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I can't believe there was a gamebreaking bug with William Henry Harrison where his stage entrance would go on forever, the devs couldn't fix it for some reason so they had to just patch him out a month after release
>all this teasing for the next game
Are you ready to main_________her?________
King of Comebacks, Arthur bros WW@?
>>288757114
fucking waifufags
>>288754453
>he didn't buy the Ben Franklin hundred dollar bill edition
Good riddance. Lightning kite is just a gimmick, and the rest of his moveset is garbo.
>>288756360
Dubya was better the last game, with his Recount Final Smash.
Now they changed it for Katrina Flood, and while it's devastating, it has a chance of backfiring on you too.
>Not maining LBJ
>Not using the Great Society ability\
shiggy
>>288755554
removed due to tech limitations on the 3ds version
Oh awesome, because EVERYBODY asked for George Bush Jr.
>Yfw the other Bush children are his alts
Mess with this cat
and you'll get the gat
I hears you can unlock Reagans monkey, do you guys know how?
>not wanting to play as tricky dicks monkey
6'8 WEIGHS A FUCKING TON
>>288757646
You have to go to Theatre Mode and watch 100 cutscenes
it's tedious but worth it
alright i'll biteis this a real game somewhere?
>Not maining the most honest president
______HE______
>>288757114
>2 fucking clintons
>still no al gore
FUCKING WHEN ELECTORATE
>>288754453
FDR has such low stamina but makes a great tank. Stays in the match forever.
>>288757701
THE PRESENT BEWARE
THE FUTURE BEWARE
Ford all day every day.
Played college ball you know.
>>288758021
HES COMING. HES COMING.HES COMING.
>two Bush's
Fucking Hackurai.
No Hillary Clinton.
This game is so sexist.
Why the fuck is there 2 Bushes? That Bush clone needs to gtfo.
>>288758148
At some cushy Ivy League school, though
>>288754680
>First reply is literally best president
You made America proud, anon.
>There are people here who actually main Obama and spam wars to run out the term
>>288757891
HAS NO GUNS
HE HAD NO TERM
THIS VP WILL MAKE YOU SQUIRM
>>288758394
Try Yale.
Oh shit wait a minute.
What the fuck is with people thinking Hitler is too big? He's America's most iconic villain, and could easily be slightly downsized for a spot on the roster.
>>288758418
>Dubya players do the EXACT same strategy
>"N-no it's MINDGAMES when I do it, you're just being CHEAP"
>devs to lazy to make a custom crowd chant for every prez
>only crowd chant in the game is "USA! USA! USA!"
shit game
Will they please fucking nerf Roosevelt.
Jesus christ he's so OP, even in Wheelchair mode.
>>288758230
>>288757701
I heard that he had like, 20 goddamned dicks
>>288758698
Why was he America's most iconic villain when his beef was with Jews :^)
>>288756075
I respect you as a gentlemen that understands his country, but a Jefferson, Roosevelt, or Polk can take down any Truman player any day.
>>288758878
Because America only likes to talk about the times that they win.
How do you unlock him?
![Benedict_Arnold_1color-AB[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qz0wSeP.jpg "Benedict_Arnold_1color-AB[1].jpg")
>>288758698
>there are people who seriously want some european mememaster in over BENEDICT FUCKING ARNOLD
>>288759014
Oh you mean like WWI and II?
>>288759029
They're holding a vote for the next dlc character soon i hear
>>288754453
One of these is not like the others.
>>288758878
But Hitler was a vegetarian and never touched beef.
(^:
What is the most brutal fighting game without going completely over the top?
>Pick William Henry Harrison
>Lose all of my stock as soon as the match starts
Guys, I think my copy is broken
>>288758829
>Losing to FDR. Get gud scrub, I can take down old pres. polio with fucking Buchanan.
Fucking Buchanan.
George W Bush is just a clone of George H.W. Bush. Talk about a wasted character slot.
>not picking Cool Cal
>>288759206
Served two separate terms as President. Forgot his name.....
>devs working on the Gore DLC rather than the balance update
![league[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kY1qMfT.gif "league[1].gif")
holy shit Wilson's final smash is fucking impossible to control whats even the point
>captcha: yanki
You guys hear about the Twin Towers of Smash leak?
>>288758698
I heard that if you unlock all the presidents and do all the event matches, you get event match 51 where you fight Giga Hitler, Churchill, and Stalin
Trust me, my dad works at the White House
If Hilary joins the roster I am literally quitting the server permanently. I am out. I am done. Do you fucks have any idea how batshit insane mad with power she is? She WANTED to be a character (read: president) since HIGH SCHOOL. HIGH. SCHOOL.
>>288759380
Please, it took a lunch break to George W. He's an inferior clone HW anyway.
Besides, nobody complained about John Quincy Adams being there since the first game.
>>288754453
>play Adams and Jefferson
>people call me a boring shotofag
I'm sorry that I like the basics.
>>288759240
He wasn't a vegetarian by choice though. He was vegetarian later in life due to health issues.
So that's wrong :^)
Whats the British version of this game like?
>>288759508
Cleveland.
>>288759564
what the fuck, churchill's already a character in spiffing smashing siblings how'd they get the rights
>>288756598
>>288755167
Damn straight
>>288759609
the Devs want to stay on the good side of SJWs so have to include her
>not playing Eisenhower
>not owning niggas with your D. Day special
>>288759721
Queen Elizabeth vs Parliament.
>>288759721
all the characters are just reskins of one another
it's shit
Diane Abbot is OP as fuck too, especially if you play on some gimmick map like Tower Hamlets
>>288755401
Lincoln is pretty good but Truman truly is op.
Polk is underrated though. Texas annexation is pretty stronk.
Also, Fillmore will forever be bottom tier.
Andrew Jackson vs. Teddy Roosevelt.
No Congress.
Final Destination.
This thread is cracking me up
>>288758698
>iconic villain
>not the most iconic shekel maker
He simply gathered all that spoils of war for freedom fighters.
>>288754453
Remember when the leakers were saying that Dewey was in?
Also, Harrison did not deserve a spot. Only President for a month, he's a support character at best. And don't get me started on Garfield!
>>288755243
>Hating the best grappler in the game.
Did a Lincoln bully you online, anon?
I like how they based this guy on the Ice Climbers
>>288759721
>not maining atlee
>that final smash with Beveridge
GOAT
inb4 thatcher waifufags shit up the thread
>>288754453
>No special intro dialogue for Lincoln vs. Obama
He freed your people, be grateful
>>288754453
Fuck this game it's broken i.e. Kennedy head damage glitch.
>Still no Russian Version
Damn it I just want to have Vladimir fight Vladimir
>>288760313
Hey, is it true there's a secret code to unlock Vampire Slayer Lincoln? It sounds like retarded fanfiction but everyone keeps saying it's true.
Why did the devs even put a joke character like Obama in?
>>288760064
they call that MU big hickory stick
>>288760475
Lenin did literally nothing wrong
His revolution ability is really OP though
>>288760450
Better than Hayes. If you don't win every match in 30 seconds he loses all his health and it's an instant Game Over.
>>288760450
what the fuck is up with Reagan's hitboxes?
People keep on missing me and still doing damage what the fuck
>>288760532
You think that's bad? Nixon's still the only villain on the roster!
>Play online
>They always pick White House
I wanna play at D-Day or at least Air Force One
Why even bother putting in other stages
>>288760532
Hitting those demographics. Hilary is next, I fucking guarantee it. In this day and age of women thinking they have it as bad as niggers did they'd be dumb not to put her in there.
>>288760678
Obama is a villain though anon
Anyone who doesn't main T. Roosevelt is kidding themselves.
>>288760683
>no one ever picks area 51
why are fags online always such tryhards
>>288760532
>All his moves have a 90% failure rate when congress is in play
Fuck, at least he's better than Harrison, but he's like the Dan if the game.
>>288760792
>playing meme characters
>>288760489
>Vampire Slayer Lincoln
That was an April Fools joke that went out of control, anon.
>>288760532
I just hate the style they chose for him. I mean, he wasn't even close to that black in his own presidency, so why does he have to be 11:59pm dark in this game with only one decent looking alt?
>>288760678
Did you actually play the game, he literally says
>I am not a crook
>>288760683
Congress really flubbed it with the online. They should've made the ranked lobbies have a map choice of White House, Air Force One, and NY Customs House. Only playing on White House really messes up balance and fucks up some characters.
>>288760678
>Nixon
>Villain
Nixon is the president who is solely responsible for the economic strength of the country and winning the cold war.
>>288760532
I don't know anon, he seems like a joke but he can really spam those Spy Drones.
>>288760753
IF they wanted to impress the black demographic, they could have at least made him strong and not the weakest on the roster.
They also gave him crazy weaknesses to China and Russia in the global fight crossover.
>>288760792
>Playing that overpowered and overplayed piece of shit instead of FDR
>Not having nothing to fear but fear itself
>>288755759
>maining Kennedy
>using OP abilities like mindblast
You are the cancer
>>288761049
>winning the cold war.
>Americans actually believe this
You realize no one in Russia even considers the Cold War an actual war, or something they lost and that the USSR collapsed on its own?
>>288755229
I main taft.
>tfw zoning roosevelt shitters in national park stages
>>288761360
Taft is shit if items are used. Bathtub is OP.
>>288761215
>playing a commie
>claims to be the worlds greatest "superpower" and forefront of humanity
>never had a single female leader in its entire history
Even the middle east has better gender equality.
>Finally try G. Bush's Final Smash for the first time
>A "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner is draped across the battlefield
>Nothing else happens
>>288761520
just Pardon-Attack Dash Cancel through it if you're too shit to see which side he'll land on. Don't complain if you can't deal with something as simple as wakeup Buttslam left/rights.
>>288761592
>greatest world power
>no women leaders
I think you've found the secret to our success.
>>288761646
>>288761646
>mfw your opponent is killed by seal team 6 ten years later
>mfw obama gets credit for your kill
>>288761356
>and that the USSR collapsed on its own?
I'm sure it had nothing to do with building nukes instead of food.and infrastructure.
>Wanting edgelord villains like Hitler as DLC instead of the character that actually deserves to be in the game
>>288761646
If you throw people into the banner while it's still hanging, they can get tangled up inmiddle-eastern relations
>tfw using a final smash
>i dont use the colin skin for eisenhower
>>288762083
>Use Andrew Jackson's final smash
>Opponents are now only allowed to be in a tiny portion of the stage and take constant damage whenever they're outside of it
>>288762548
oops
>>288762568
Fuck this bullshit when playing taft
>>288754453
> main Hoover
> dat shantytown smash
> Op as fuck
> zero fucks given
>>288763117
It's one of his very few good moves though, he needs it to stay viable. Very few people run Hoover at tourneys anymore.
At least he can throw it out after most aerials and be at safe tipping distance with it, great frametrap potential besides being a kill move.
Top 5 favorite stages?
5.Independence Hall
4.Vietnam
3.The Moon
2.Dealey Plaza
1.Hiroshima
I'd main Kennedy but goddamn, he's so weak against projectile spamming opponents.
Is Jefferson Davis the boss?
>>288754453
>not maining Teddy
pls
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>>288763447
>Dealey Plaza
it's bullshit JFK got this stage AND Bay of Pigs
polk didnt even get a stage
>>288763521
game is glitchy as fuck
i ko'd kennedy from the grassy knoll on the dallas stage and some other fucker got the win for it
>>288758832
What's the video called? I slightly remember this.
>>288755420
Almost as bad as Nader never being playable :'(
>>288763775
I'm holding out for the Manifest Destiny DLC, Mexico City, Little Big Horn, The Trail of Tears and The Philippines are going to be great
>>288763447
1. NY Customs House (very balanced and symmetrical while still allowing platform play at all points of the map)
2. Hiroshima (best funsies map: big but not too big, cool hazards that you can see coming)
3. White House (I'm a fucking tourneyfag, but it's also really pretty)
4. Mt. Rushmore (good music, fun hazards, cool stage-specific character dialogue)
5. Gettysburg (layout is great, music is god tier)
>>288763634
this is /v/ at its best you nigger
>>288763447
5.D-Day
>dat windy setting
>dat music
>dat atmospheric hail of gunfire
4.The Moon
>atmosphere
>russian smash game devs jelly as fuck they didn't make the stage
3.Cuban missle crisis
>dat tension
>the waves
>fighting on a fucking aircraft carrier as planes take off constantly
2.Monticello
>T. Jeff, my nigga's house
>dat string music
>dat 18th century elegance
>backdrop of slaves picking cotton and jefferson's mudbabies running around
>Columns as platforms
1.Independence hall
>dat atmosphere
>the backdrop
>the fucking stage hazard where the Declaration of Independence falls on the ground and if you step on it its an instant KO
>>288763447
5. Oval Office
4. Lincoln Memorial
3. House of Reps
2. Statue of Liberty
1. Area-51 for them ayyliems
>people still sleeping on Wilson
prohibition into league of nations is broken as fuck and if you can juggle them into wilsonian liberalism it's ez
>not Obama
What are you? Racist?
For real though, someone should make a legit fighting game with U.S Presidents or other historical figures
>>288764989
Been done before, nigger
>>288763447
5. Washington Monument
4. Gettysburg
3. Trinity Site, would be higher if random nuke stage hazard could be switched off
2. Normandy
1. Grand Canyon
>>288757891
>>288758547
>>288765147
If you're talking about that $10 piece of crap I'll pass.
I'll take a real president fighter anyday?
>>288754453
Lincoln or Roosevelt.
mfw the only presidents murkans know are washington, lincoln, reagen, kennedy and the last 4.
murkans are basically shit.
>headshots do 500% bonus damage to lincoln
I mean, I understand the joke, but it seems unbalanced. If you're against any of the gun users as lincoln you're fucked.
>>288754453
>not Andrew Jackson
Nigger has the best combos, recovery and ranged attacks.
Fact.
Polk has the best intro.
Prove me wrong. Protip:You can't.
>tfw facing an Obama online
>Polk's intro starts
>"President Obama has shed American blood on American soil."
>unleashing Texan Annexation on him, Vp cancel into Presidential takeover, three stock in under a minute
>mfw he instantly disconnects next match
FDR is broken as fuck, characters with robot enhancements shouldn't be allowed on the roster.
>>288754453
>Jefferson Davis
>>288765501
>implying Brits know all their prime ministers
>implying France knows all of its kings
>implying America isn't unique in the West in that still care about their history as opposed to fully cucked Yuropoors
>>288755587
>you really never use up B
Really?
>>288754453
>2015
>not going hardmode and maining Wilson
>not having your health drop the longer your in combat
>not using his league of nations to bring the foe to the brink
>not finishing them off with a "flowers to a grave" taunt
ISHIGGYDIGGY
>people don't think Obama isn't the perfect example of power creep
look at his fucking moveset:
>drone strike
>highest damage range attack in the game other than Truman's super
>spy network
>perfect counter ANY attack
>obama care
>free heals
>>288765848
Not to mention he's stupidly good at stalling the shit out of matches as well. They had to put a limit on how long each match can be just because of FDR.
>>288765959
Taft's up-b is really garbage, his side-b (rocket bathtube) is much better for recovery.
>post yfw Paulfags will never ever get to play him.
>>288766276
>>288765959So are we definitely assuming Taft would be a tubby as fuck Bowser Jr
>>288766192
ITs an artificial power creep.
Obama is the first clickbait president.
>>288766543
With a Wario bite of course.
Noobs don't even know what hit them when I bring my main man Andrew Jackson.
His tag-team with Polk is pretty much unbeatable.
>>288765958
nigga there are 70+ british prime ministers and it hasn't always been a democracy
>>288765958
prime ministers have a lot less important role than presidents
>>288754453
Teddy Roosevelt, Andrew Jackson, and Zachary Taylor are banned from competitive play.
>tfw Lyndon B. Johnson's penis is his projectile attack.
>>288766818
>being proud about playing a free win character like AJ
Can somebody cuck this guy please?
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>tfw Obama players don't skip his intro and just let himdroneon
>>288754453
Theodore Roosevelt OR BUST HE WAS A BOXER
>>288759183
>implying that isn't just to a bunch of electoral execs that have shit taste in candidates
>>288754453
ANDREW JACKSON!
>>288754453
They should add some third-party characters like Stephen Harper.
>>288768012
>picking a meme character
I like Ike
>mfw all these TR and AJ faggots
>>288766543
Side-B = Rocket Bathtub
Neutral-B = First Pitch Of The Season
Up-B = Trust-Buster Redux
Down-B = 7th-Inning Stretch-Bomber
>>288768347
>Anything popular is a meme
>Look how cool I am for not liking what everybody else likes.
>Coolidge gets two slots
>still no Ron Paul
Fucking hack developers.
Fun fact: The 10th american president has grand children that are still alive today
>>288754836
Mein Neger.
>>288768535
>i am shitting up this thread because i don't know anything about american history
>>288769781
Fuck you man. Jackson's always been my favorite President, and I've written research papers about him.
Heaven forbid, anyone be of the opinion that beating the fuck out of a guy who tried to shoot him puts him in the running for toughest President. Bunch of le random meme lovers, the lot of them.
>>288754453
My main man Martin
Any Van Buren mains out there give me some tips?
>>288767541
But Anon, you cannot cuck that which does not have a girlfriend.
>>288772473
You can't cuck someone with a girlfriend either, you stupid fuck.
The literal definition of cuck is being cheated on by your WIFE. Dumb shit.
I still can't believe that after all the hype for the addition of Al Gore, we got a fucking Bush clone.
>>288754453
>not picking the Grant
Dem low percentage kills.
>Bush Jr. in the game
Bush Jr. is literally the Dan Hibiki of Federal Fighter
Andrew Johnson is the worst of the abe clones. He might as well be pichu.
>>288754453
>not maining clinton
Its like you guys dont even economy
>ctrl+f clinton
>2 matches
>both about hil
>mfw
![36_lyndon_b_johnson[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A6tEOmN.jpg "36_lyndon_b_johnson[1].jpg")
who /LBJ/ here
>Wire-tapped zoning
>Drone supers
>Osama is dead; GM is alive
>2015
>Not picking best pres
Fucking nostalgiafags.
Fucking nostalgiafags everywhere.
>>288773495
>Man who escalated the Vietnam War for his greedy wife
yeah whatever
>>288763447
5. House of Representatives
4. Gettysburg
3. West Point (i'm a tourneyfag)
2. Grand Canyon
1. U.S.S. Missouri
>Bryan didn't make the cut
>You will never perform the "Cross of Gold" combo
Let's be honest here, no one ever uses McKinley. This thread proves it.
>>288754453
>Andrew Jackson versus anyone
kek. Remember that time AJ nearly beat to death an assassin that came for him? With a motherfucking cane? The secret service had to hold the president back. Protection for the people, cause this president is off the wall.
Teddy is the only worthy opponent.
>>288760678
>Andrew Jackson isn't a villain
I can see right through you.
>>288757701
6 foot 20 fucking killing for fun
