>roll
>roll
>roll
>spot dodge
>grab
>up air
>roll
>roll
>roll
>....b-but sm4sh can be competitive too guys!
Seriously can we stop with the smash threads?
Sounds like Melee but slightly different
>roll
>roll
>roll
>roll
>roll
>projectile spam
>roll
>roll
>roll
>roll
>throw
>spike
>suicide
>>288420804
>roll
>melee
>projectile spam
>melee
Wrong fucking game. Jesus Christ. If you're going to make fun of competitive Melee, do it right and don't confuse it for Smash 4.
>Smash
>Fighting Game
Children and their toys
>>288421156
I thought people wavedashed in melee instead of rolling
>>288421156
>melee
>not projectile spam
kek
>>288420287
I don't give a shit if it's competitive or not, it's still better.
>competitive
It was never meant to be competitive. Even Sakurai hates those people who want to make it so.
>>288420287
Are you confusing FG shitters with competitive players?
>>288421349
That's what I'm saying.
>>288421373
>Melee
>Pure rushdown
>Taking a stock takes no time
>projectile spam
I know competitive Smash isn't for everyone, but at least try and watch a bit before shitposting.
>>288421529
/thread
>children's party game
>competitve
>there aren't bad players outside of smash 4
Sure, because every person who has ever played melee is god-like, and can do every technique instead of just spamming basic stuff
>>288421640
>melee
>rushing at all
Its got more people running away than brawl.
Samus butt
>>288421640
>My point gets made by some retard with a retarded name
Whatever.
>>288421772
>>288420804
>roll
>not wavedash
>projectile spam
>not zoning
>>288421268
And there's THIS FAGGOT
>>288421896
>>288421738
>>288421268
I'll take the bait
Name one feature smash has that doesn't constitute it as a fighting game
>>288422000
>>288421754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wkzXYKfaOs
At least try with you shitposting.
>Smash 4 takes no skill
the ending is a lucky break but doesnt change the fact this took more skill than a wave dashing up air Melee Fox
dont confuse For Glory faggots with people who actually play the game and learn the mechanics
>>288422000
Fucking donkey kong wanting to expand dong into samus
>>288421772
Why does it look like she has cellulite?
>>288420287
>year of our lord 2015
>not reading and punishing rollspammers
>>288422106
>>288422183
muddy textures
>>288422330
>>288422176
Oh god, please tell me they nerfed ganoncide like how they nerfed bowsercide
Just looking at that makes me angry
>>288422871
They haven't
why the fuck would they?
>Play 1v1 FL
>Match starts
>I KO them
>They SD immediately after spawning and leave
Why do so many faggots do this? I'm not the best Smash player, but when I lose, I don't fucking rage quit after 30 seconds or so.
Every fucking downsmash in the game punishes roll spam. If your opponent is spamming rolls and you're somehow incapable of predicting it, you deserve to lose for being shit.
>>288422176
>wavedashing up air
Did you actually incorporate wavedashes into your play or are you just talking out of your ass?
>>288422209
>implying there is a way to counter roll spammers
Most characters can't punish rolls. The rolls are way too fast and the character attacks are slower.
>>288422951
Why the fuck wouldn't they?
>>288422096
>Name one feature smash has that doesn't constitute it as a fighting game
It's obviously an RPG because you play the role of some children's figma/nendoroid
>>288423160
Because it's hilarious when it happens in casual play, and in skilled play you should be able to anticipate and play around it since you KNOW he's gonna be looking for it and ganondorf has zero ways of pressuring you into it.
>>288423080
>no character can punish rolls
>literally ANY smash attack can wipe rollers out
lmfao, git gud
I swore off Melee like a month ago because I got bored of the same matchups and same stages.
I managed to be in the same room as the game and players today and felt no urge to play.
Am I doing right /v/?
>>288422176
>B--b--b------but Smash 4 has no combos!
>>288423369
most characters can't*
Playing evasive is a strategy, deal with it. Same can be said for about any other fighting game
>>288423160
>leaves you helpless if you use it in the air
>only useful against people that edgehog against ganon or for hard ass reads, and if you miss you SD
vs
>lower% than bowser and near the edge? GAME!
>>288423575
When evading is the best strategy to play, then something is wrong.
>>288423740
good thing it's not
>>288423740
How so?
>>288423354
It was also fun bowserciding but they nerfed the shit out of that too. It's not fair a shitter character gets to be even more of a shitter character over the one guy that needs a buff more than anyone else
>>288422871
>Be me on Team Battles
>Raping Little Mac + ZSS
>Little Mac gets his KO meter up, but only has 15% on him
>"FUCK THIS SHIT"
>bowsercide
The One. True. King.
>>288423851
Because you get boring stall matches where nothing happens. Why would you ever want to attack someone when they can just shield or roll out of the way of your attack and punish you for rushing?
>>288423740
It's not the best strategy to play. Actual good smash players are aggressive as fuck. If you tried "roll spamming" against anyone who knows what he's doing, he'd wipe the floor with you.
What you MEANT to say is: "When evading is an effective tactic versus my scrubby ass, then something is wrong!"
>>288423925
Bowser has gotten a few good buffs. He has better recovrey now, the Bowser Bomb deals a fuck load of shield damage, his bair is LETHAL, and I love his new dropkick smash, even though endlag is a bitch.
>opponent loses two times in a row
>switches to little mac
every time
>>288424678
>play Mac
>everytime I beat someone, it's either disconnect or switch to either Pink Sweater or Wireframe Sweater
>beat them even harder
I mean it was amusing the first 30 times, but god damn.
Was this strawman really worth making an entire thread for?
>>288425935
When is it ever worth making a thread on ./v/?
>>288420575
Fucking this!!!!
