Oh, you want to play with Bayonetta?
No.
I want to cuddle with her under a blanklet in the winter while watching movies and sharing popcorn.
>>288361895
jeanne fag pls leave
>want to fap when playing bayo 2
>not enought bayo 2 lewd
>>288362079
>she would want to do that with you
>Bayo 1 Bayo looks weird half the time
>Bayo 2 is pure sex literally hottest videogame character ever
best redesign.
>>288362079
Whoa, slow down there, man. Jesus Christ.
>>288362395
It's because short hair on women is literally the best thing ever.
>>288362079
>uncover blanket
>see little cerezita
wat do anon?
>>288362443
Shut up, Woolie
>>288362448
Show her it
>>288362457
Hand over all of your pies and I'll consider it.
>glasses
>shorthair
I think im gonna be sick...
>Luka will never smooch bayonetta
;-;
>Bayo 1 costume is in Bayo 2
>Bayo 2 costume wasn't added into Bayo 1
>>288361840
Not really, because I don't like those button mashing god of war style game clones.
>Bayonetta will never be in a fighting game.
Shit.
>>288362763
Maybe as a guest in Nintendo vs Capcom
>>288362694
Pretty sure she isn't attracted to him since he's a tard
She was clearly /ss/ for loki and Rodin is her fuck-buddy.
Or she's a lesbian.
Bayonetta would be hot if platinum could figure out proportions
why can no one pull off a decent bayonetta cosplay
>>288362868
Womanlets, when will they learn?
>>288362868
Because Bayonettas legs are long enough to fit a second pair of knees on them
>>288362848
Her large legs are her best feature.
>>288362818
Its confirmed she shares an apartment with JeanneAlso Jeanne is a teacher.
>>288362395
The second design is good, but I don't know how people can prefer it to her first. Her hairy sweater cape is no match for those gorgeous ribbons and hair sleeves.
>>288361840
No thanks I refuse to buy a babies console.
>>288362868
It is physically impossible to properly cosplay Bayonetta unless you're the tallest woman alive.
>>288362868
>>288362967
What an ironically mature comment, anon.
>>288363063
disgusting
>>288362868
>>288362997
>tfw you're born with Bayo's freakish limbs
>>288362868
Can a black person?
>>288362868
>>288363250
Your filename killed me.
>>288362943
>pixie hair
>luscious lips
>smug grin
how can you not be madly in love with her, spending every waking moment thinking about her?
>>288363213
>No ass
>No tits
Why bother being that tall at all?
>>288362763
>Bayonetta will never be in a fighting game
Well actually...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgxPiPXwmXA
>>288363469
>her artwork proportions
>>288363915
Bayo is heavily influenced by how fashion designers draw their designs.
>>288363414
because ass tits and thighs are female fat deposits
and she basically would need to eat like 4 times what a normal woman eats to put on weight in those areas
due to her freakish height
>>288363469
Wow, that's really well made
>>288362818
She finds him cute though.
>>288362079
absolutely sickening
>>288362932
Then what is Bayo, a librarian?
>>288364389
pole dancer
>>288364389
Bayo is a nun. She might teach in come capacity like some nuns do.
>Every kid at her church/class develops a nun fetish
>>288363705
Looks like he's working on three invisible dicks
>>288364389
A nun
>>288364520
>Bayo is a nun
Oh yeah... where did I read that again?
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby , kiss me~
>>288362805
>Bayo vs Dante
>>288361840
Goddammit she looks adorable in that pic.
How active is Tag Climax these days?
>>288364586
I think it's mentioned in the 'Eyes of Bayonetta' art book. It reveals a lot of personal stuff about the characters. For example, Rodin is obsessed with penguins (you can see a penguin on his apron in Bayo 1) and all the girls Luka claims that care about him (Trish, Ammy, Claire etc.) are actually just his pet cats.
>>288363358
Whatever you say, anon.
>>288362763
Does anarchy reigns count?
>>288363358
Not him but I do anon... I do.
>>288364520
So Christianity exists in the DMC/Bayo universe or she's a nun of some other self-contained religion?
>>288364936
i went on it last night and it was dead ...
>>288362818
I wish a "tard" like him was into me like he's into bayo.
>>288365207
It seems to be an alternate reality version of Christianity.
>>288365207
Presumably shes a nun of the laguna.
She performs the services in Bayo 1 and then kills the angels that come down.
>>288365207
She's a nun of the in game's religion (I think they're called the Heirachy of Laguna?) Vigrid is pretty much Bayonetta's version of the Vatican.
>>288365074
No, that's a beat em up.
>>288364938
And one dog.
>>288361840
Don't know why, but that image makes me want to give her a hug.
So, what are the odds he and Bayo fucked?
What would it have been like?
>>288362943
I didn't like her new design at first but it grew on me, and now I kinda hate the old one.
MOON RIVER
>>288365740
Literally zero. To Bayo, Luka is like an annoying kid brother who she has to babysit.
>>288365263
Fucking bummer, would have been nice if they had managed to make it work locally.
IM GOING IN FOR THE KILL
Do you think Balder is ashamed that his daughter grew into such a slutty woman? How many times has he been forced to watch her strip in front of him.
>>288365740
Fucked? Next to zero; Kamiya has made it factually known that Bayonetta is a virgin, and that will probably stay that way for a long, long time.
Granted that Luka is just about the only male lead in the series, however, he probably has more chance than anyone else. If Bayonetta was into straight shota, we would have seen a lot more little boy dicks in Bayo2, seeing as Loki was asking for a hot dicking in every line of dialogue he spoke.
>>288366061
>being ashamed of sexuality
>>288366150
What? Jeanne is the virgin, Bayonetta isn't. Who she fucked we don't know.
>>288366226Dante
>>288366061
>can't play as him or rodin in story mode
Why the fuck
>>288365740
>>288365869
Zero? No way. Sure, he doesn't seem like Bayonetta's type, and he's a pretty big goof, but he's handsome at least. He's like 6'3'' or something too.
Then again, Bayonetta is Bayonetta. Her standards must be high, and her tastes specific.
I'd give him a 5% chance.
>fucking bastard actually managed to fuck Ammy
Yes, I'm jelly.
>>288366150
>Bayonetta is a virgin
Yeah. Right.
>>288366463Ammy is his pet dog
I want to play with her butt
>>288366438
I can maybe imagine Bayonetta being into some kind of domination play, maybe some S&M, a handjob, out of pity. No way in hell would he be able to actually satisfy her otherwise.
>>288365740
He got cucked by Rodin
>>288366061
A man in heels like that has no right calling anyone else "slutty", I know that much.
>>288366226
>>288366481
You really think Kamiya would let his waifu get soiled? The man himself said she was a virgin and seeing as its his character, I'm not sure I can trust anyone else's view.
Don't mistake being tease and heavy on sexuality for being a cock-crazy slut.
>>288367014
Kamiya's waifu is Jeanne, not Bayo.
>>288367014
>The man himself said she was a virgin and seeing as its his character, I'm not sure I can trust anyone else's view.
In the making of documentary he heavily hinted that Bayonetta is not a virgin. He's never outright said whether or not she for sure is.
Also, Bayo isn't Kamiya's waifu, Jeanne is.
>>288367014
But he also said her voice actors were his waifus.Would you a Japanese Bayo?
>>288366061
Man they settled on such a boring design for young Balder. The first one here looks great.
>>288363414
So you can die an early painful death?
>>288367014
Jeanne's a virgin, Bayo isn't. Apparently, you can tell because Bayo has that beauty spot, but Jeanne doesn't.
>>288367293
Eeeewww no
>>288361840
>"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady: Ask your mum."
>>288367350
You can also tell obviously by their behaviour. Jeanne is never sexual like Bayo, or at least she is less sexual than her. Bayo clearly tasted some dick in her life while Jeanne never did.
>>288367391
>Not wanting to fuck Lisa Lisa or Trish
>>288367540
How do we know Bayo lost her virginity to a man? She was kept hidden in a society of all women you know.
>>288365883
It would be even nicer if they let you take the challenges without alone without a fucking CPU messing up your shit
>>288367678
Kamiya is a man's man.
>>288367678
Post pics of Hellena
>>288367687
Well, after she got awakened from the lake, she had plenty of time to literally fuck around with men. Enough time for Luka to grow up.
>>288367678
>2 waifus
Scum
>>288366061
Dude fuck it, I'd have a daughter like Bayonetta in a heartbeat. Yeah it would feel weird seeing her act like such a semen demon, but it would be worth it just to know I'd contributed to the world that way.
>>288367817
Would waifu
>>288367540
Bayo uses her sexuality more as a style than a way to attract mates. Because her clan is caput I wouldn't be surprised if she was a virgin. That would be pretty ironic, actually.
>>288367678
Who
>>288368087
Now THAT'S a Bayo I'd love to go out with.
West wins again.
>>288368271BLOCKED
>>288367678
>tfw Atsuko also voices Motoko
Jesus christ is there a voice on this planet that could make my dick harder?
>>288368185
Are the Umbra and Lumen even allowed to reproduce? They're religious sects so assume they'd all be chaste, hence why Bayonetta's conception was maximum heresy.
>>288365740
None
>http://g e-hentai org/g/357234/3b8a12a8e7/
pic not related
>>288368385
I don't think it was Rosa having a kid that was the problem for them, it was that she had a kid with a Lumen Sage.
>>288368385
If we suppose Jeanne and Bayo have almost the same age, they must be born around the same time.
And since Jeanne has never been seen as a fruit of a sin, I'd guess reproduction is ok.
Probably both Umbra and Lumen people can fuck human to reproduce. The problem is when a witch fucks a sage, apparently.
Why do people so desperately want Bayonetta to be a coal-burner?
>>288368725
>coal-burner
Excuse me?
>>288368725
Huh?
There is only one post in this thread mentioning Rodin being her "fuck-buddy".
That is the only reference I have ever seen to Bayonetta fucking a black dude.
And that makes sense because Rodin is a major character.
>>288368725cuckery
>>288362443
Hey not just Woolie likes short haired girls
>>288368839
I'm assuming it's akin to nigger lover?
>>288368416
She's a big girl.
>>288368672
Jeanne is two weeks older or something.
>>288369091
So is everyone else in that game, except Enzo.
I want to cum inside Bayonetta
>>288364027
Everyone should be influenced by high fashion.
>>288367295
>that char balder
>>288368839
A saying for nigger lover
Bayonetta games are great. All the characters are retarded and unlikeable though.
>>288368385
>>288366434
Do you really want to see Balder mimicking Bayonetta's story mode poses?
>>288369520
>OH, WHAT A DAY!
>>288362868
>>288370858
Of course. Don't besexist.
>>288363213
I remember when I first discovered Elisany. Jacked off like three times, then felt bad because she was 14 at the time.
Then I realized she was 14 and still over 7 ft tall, and I did it again.
>>288370858
yes
you don't?
>>288362079
>Implying she won't call you a faggot and peg you
>>288361840
I wish Bayo would help me become a good artist
>>288370858
yes, that'd be funny and hot
>>288362321
yeah, there were less lewd moments than in the first one
too bad, i really liked the humour
>>288371402
I mean porn of bayo 2 bayonetta.
>>288364938
>all the girls Luka claims that care about him (Trish, Ammy, Claire etc.) are actually just his pet cats.
>>288362395
IIRC it was Camiyas idea?
>Bayo 2 only has lollipops in the first and last cutscenes
>>288371237
> Getting AVAVAGO''d in the ass
Stop this guys, I should not want what I could never get ;_;
Stop hurting me
>>288371507
Ammy seems to be a dog.
>>288368725
Rodin isn't a nigger, he just looks like a nigger.
>replay Bayonetta 1 again on the WiiU since the first time it was released on the 360
>havefunthough I'm noticably rusted regarding its gameplay
>still remember those bullshit QTEs out of nowhere
>still get 2 or 3 game overs because of it, despite having full health
You know, I expected at least for the re-release to just lose some health after messing up, but this is fucking infuriating.
Like they give you enough time for the counters but for the QTEs in the cutscenes you have to be near-perfect.
Also didn't they fix the framerate? I still get noticable slow-downs when too many enemies explode into rings or the part where everything is on fire.
>Bayonetta will never pat you on the head
Fucking murder me right now.
>>288364938
i also seem to recall rodin being terrified of small birds. but i don't remember where i read it. because i never read the art book.
![amaterasu-mvc3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VdhWeD5.jpg "amaterasu-mvc3[1].jpg")
>>288371507
>Ammy
He already has best girl, what more could he ask?
Was anyone else turned off by the casual profanity in Bayo 2? Hearing them just randomly cursing in cutscenes, especially Bayonetta, felt really out of place.
>>288372673
I never played it before the Wii-U release, but yeah I had plenty of framerate drops too.
Afterwards I was pleasantly surprised that Bayo 2 had almost no framerate drops despite looking better.
>>288371507
Anon, Ammy is a pup.
>>288361840
EVERYBODY FUCKING LEAVE SHES MY WAIFU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>288363915
>Different colored boots because it'll be like a police siren
IF ONLY I HAD MONEY TO BUY THIS GMAE
>>288372873
What, no more "Flock off, feather-face"?And yes, I know it's a DMC-reference.
I ain't even an assman butsomebody post pictures of Bayo's booty.
>>288372878
Thats what i don't get, DF keeps yanking on Bayo2's chain for having consistent 45fps yet it's slowdown's are nowhere near as fucking obnoxious as Bayo1's.
>you will never give her a long massage after she spent the day fighting angels and demons
>you will never hear her moaning as she gets more and more relaxed
>you will never be thanked by her for always being there
>you will never stay awake late night being concerned about her
>you will never act like you weren't concerned once she returns
>>288364520
>>288365207
>>288365346
>>288365420
That's pretty ironic considering she's a witch
>>288369609
Demitri confirmed.
>>288373081
She barely has one.
>>288372737
>Bayo will never gently stroke your head in a completely non-sexual but still suggestive manner while holding you to her bosom and telling you everything will be okay
I usually take all that Freudian talk with a grain of salt but now I'm starting to think that maybe growing up without a maternal figure has really fucked with my fetishes/ss/, big sisters, cakes, and milfs are pretty much all I fap to nowadays
>>288372873
That happened in Bayo1 so not really
>>288367540
When the creator of the character, and the game's universe says Bayonetta is a virgin, I'm inclined to believe him
>>288373073
I think flock-off is still a thing, I mostly meant in cutscenes.
>>288373252
Really? I only remember one F-Bomb in Bayo 1 at the very end, the "Don't fuck with a witch" part. Felt like the whole cast was dropping them throughout the B2 story.
>>288370858
Just give him his own cutscenes like DMC3 did for Virgil
>>288372845
>bitch
>best girl
>>288373248
>fap to cakes
Teach me your ways. Post some naughty cakes.
>>288367540
>>288367350
Bayo isn't a virgil then who gave her the D?
>>288373432
She said it more than once, especially towards Temperentia.
There's also Jeanne's "you mother-fucka" taunt and, well, Enzo in general.
>>288370898
I would legit hang out with Enzo, the guy's got serious problems of his own to sort out and yet he decides to help Bayo and company out insteadeven if it isn't by choice.
>>288367780
Would've been nice if fucking Balder and Rodin were at least playable for Witch Trials.
>>288373432
Enzo has been dropping F bombs constantly in both games.
There is also the fucking celebrity line from Bayo in chapter 10 or 11.
>>288373706
Hm. I guess it was just too long between the two games I didn't really remember any of that besides Enzo. IDK though it still felt a little weird in 2 but I don't remember ever thinking it was strange in 1, maybe just something about the delivery of the lines bothered me.
Maybe it was just that stupid kid cursing that bothered me. Cause I kinda fucking hated every line he got.
>>288373248
I think is perfectly normal. I grew up with a very loving mother and I have the same fetishes.
>>288374139
A little too loving by the sound of it.
>>288373916
Would have been cool.
Like how you could play co-op in DMC3 with the Doppelganger-style or at the end when you fought Arkham with Virgil.
>>288373291
>the game's universe says Bayonetta is a virgin
But he never did
>>288373229
>she doesn't have a huge nigger arse means she has no ass
Fucking kill yourself negro
>>288373647
Me. How 'bout that?
>>288372873
you don't remember "bust a cap in yo ass?"I still think it's funny she said that to Rodin
>>288362694
>Luka will never slowly, delicately remove herglasses
>>288374728
How did you do that!?
>>288374804
>that picture
How can one game development stuio be so fucking based?
>>288373539
This thread is full of them. Bayo and Jeanne are 500 years old and single.
>>288375059
I don't think we're talking about the same kind of cakes.
>>288374875
You got to believe in yourself, take a big breath, close your etes and use pic related.
Enjoy your faboulous BayoSex.
![1427116097990[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/igiNmGm.gif "1427116097990[1].gif")
>>288373440
>>288375307
Expired Christmas cake is the only kind of cake I talk about.
No who fucking cares about Bayonetta it's PILLARS OF ETERNITY TIME NIGGERS.
>>288375524
still waiting on the FUCKING TORRENT WHERE
>>288374026
Yeah the less said about Loki the better
>>288375524
I don't even have the slightest idea of what that game is. I didn't even hear about it until 3 days ago.
As a big fan of Bayonetta, why should I care? Sell it to me.
>>288373959
I know it's the perspective, but it looks like she has baby arms.
>>288375710
It's like Skyrim with guns
>>288374953
>>288375962
>>288375962
Nearly got it except for Luka.
Hey guys, what's up?
>>288376061
>>288375710
literally nothing about it appeals to the bayonetta fanbase in particular. It's a pause-based RPG like balder's gate or more recently like the first Dragon Age game was.
>>288376160
Get out of here Dante, this isn't about you sheesh always butting in
>>288376165
>>288376075
![3918692_5035642936_dmc_d_by_hakuxtemari-d8huxvm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUAomEQ.jpg "3918692_5035642936_dmc_d_by_hakuxtemari-d8huxvm[1].jpg")
>>288376160
Hey manfuck you
>>288376262
>>288376075
Oh really?
>>288376229
>>288376229
Don't be rude.
>>288376165
Appease Kamiya-sama
>>288376634
It wouldn't have mattered. He would have done what he wanted anyway.
>>288376835
That kojima quote suddenly made me realize how much hell it must be to develop the code for big titles under these kinda guys.
>Witch Trial V
>>288377005
>working on the new MGS
>change a sound effect to a better one
>Kojima stomps into the room
>"That is not alright."
>burst into treats
>>288377770
>Kojima-san, rifles do not go quack
>Shut up! It's my VISION! YOU'RE FIRED!
>>288374656
>no ass
I didn't say that pedo boi
>>288378747
>calling me a pedo for wanting pictures of bayo's ass
Nigger u dumb.
>>288378939
w/epedo
>>288374639
He says so in a tweet.
Though I'm not about to make a twitter account and post it.
>>288376160
Why do Devil May Cry fans on 4chan hate DMC1 so much? Why do they get so shitter shattered if someone likes some aspects of DMC1 over the others? Why are they such faggots to fellow fans?
How tall is Bayonetta supposed to be? I always thought she would be huge but she's tiny compared to Luka even with her huge heels on.
>tfw there isn't enough Bayo femdom hentai with strap-ons and facesitting
Why even live bros
>>288379432
I thought DMC2 was the one that must never be spoken of. I've never heard anyone shit on DMC1 and I liked it a lot.
>>288379432
>Why do Devil May Cry fans on 4chan hate DMC1
The worst fans are going to say is that it's outdated, but I never heard someone saying outright hating it.
>>288379491
Appareantly everyone is a fucking giant in the Bayo-universe.
>>288379432
>Why do Devil May Cry fans on 4chan hate DMC1 so much?
i doubt anyone said DMC1 is bad just inferiour to DMC3SE
also 2 is so bad that it never gets mentioned, if someone says 2 is his favorite others don't even reply
it's THAT bad
>>288379491
Bayonetta is still slightly taller than Luka, and I think Luka is pretty tall compared to the average guy.
Bayonetta was at least two or three heads taller than the people you could see in the overworld in the first game.
>>288379524
>enough
This implies it existspost 'em
>>288377005
>>288377770
>>288377936
>Programmer's smile and optimism: Gone
>>288380021
No way dude Luka is way taller than her in Bayo 2
>>288380145
I only said >enough cause I had hope in the bottom of my heart that it was out there somewhere.
>tfw most bayonetta hentai is her getting raped and shit
>never her doing the raping
>>288380021
>Bayonetta is still slightly taller than Luka
Absolutely and blatantly incorrect. The opening cutscene in chapter 2 in the 2nd game shows just how tall he is compared to her, it's actually staggering.
>I still haven't played either game
I should probably get on that, sometime
>>288379172
Jeanne is the virgin, not Bayo.
>>288380021
>Bayonetta is still slightly taller than Luka
No she isn't.
>>288380296
>No way dude Luka is way taller than her in Bayo 2
And 1. Pic related.
>>288380296
>>288380358
>>288380549
I just watched it again, you're right.
Goddamn Luka must be like 8 feet tall.
>>288380607
Nah, it's just Bayonetta's proportions make her look taller than she actually is.
>>288380795
Were the people in that city in the first game just unnaturally short then? Because Bayonetta was pretty tall compared to them.
I want to marry Bayonetta!
Play with you? No, I want to fuck you
