Cringe thread
Pic related; some dude's warped idea for a digimon fangame
![153a03_5271299[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9UEkWCf.jpg "153a03_5271299[1].jpg")
Biggest cringe coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n48oz49unLg
>>288034094
>hover over embed
>nope the fuck out
After RACIST MARIO xD LE QUIRKY EDGY 2001 NEWGROUNDS HUMOR, I can't bring myself to watch anything Mario-related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cya8XI_U6gI its not vidya, but Ill post something in a bit that's vidya. I found this on complete accident today.
As promised, here's your vidya related cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egV9yWMFuCE
>>288032093
thats not cringe
its just a stupid joke
how can you fuck up something so easy
http://videos.sapo.pt/Irpvd7Tz9z5Y5jqE5yZh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7TVJi0Ux0Q
this is cringe amigo
>>288035315
That guy's an actor I'm pretty sure
>>288035315
>"it's like.. going to other dimensions where you're not rejected all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>288035315
The guy is just acting. The second guy is way worse.
>>288031198
>female Digimon
They're genderless.
>EVE's Womb
Gross
>no male-only server
Plot is retarded
>I can't work on it because it's not a Becca day
...what the fuck?
This one's not that bad but
>The way he responds to the characters as if he's actually the main character
Holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5qZolHARiA
20:00 on especially
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UURtVfJIvRE
>>288036032
>role-playing the character in a role-playing game
How horrible
SuperJeenius is a great LPer, and the Persona 3/4 LPs took an incredible amount of work for him to pull off. They're 100% playthroughs y'know.
>>288036714
I found the cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Wn48geCJ8
Just the fact that there are people out there that like this makes me cringe
>>288035447
>"Putting Rainbow Dash in made me actually look at what is really happening"
Every fucking time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKcn1J0xRJs
heres some required cringe
>>288035447
This will never not make me mad
>the average /v/ user
https://youtu.be/sHRE_hrUkzU
>>288037179
>lol so geeky gamer girl! xD
>Zelda-themed
Worse then the video CV that one guy made before he made a whole thread for it.
>>288035447
It's sad because there are so many people people like this
>>288037547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo
You picked the wrong video daddyo
>>288035834
>they're genderless
Fuck off with this shit.
>>288031198
nah, fuck off to >>>/b/ instead
>>288037179
I've never been in the position to hire someone before, but if someone in HR put that on my desk, I'd tell them to get me a copy on normal paper
And now that I've actually read some of it I'd say god no, and laugh about it with my colleagues
>>288037547
>hey whats up
>nothin much
>HUAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>288031198
>men in dresses
>not women
Fucking transphobic pig.
>>288037746
They are, it's been confirmed.
Data doesn't have genitalia. It doesn't need it.
Digimon are produced by data and reproduced by recycled data.
>>288037569
reupload where
>>288031198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4d1JP7saW0
>>288037547
That is some weird shit man.
>>288038374
This is ONLY acceptable if they actually know Japanese and use it regularly.
Literally the only way this isn't fucking stupid horseshit.
>>288037787
The slipped in atheist comment completes the entire thing. This is pretty cringe though.
>>288037547
Could you possible imagine having autistic kid? Just look at around 1:05 and imagine your life living with that, every single day. Just look at his mom's face.
>>288038792
I like how she just puts the pillow on the floor and casually pushes him down.
>>288037787
>>288038345
I'd play videogames with him
>>288035447
Oh shit
Oh Fuck, that's bad
>>288038936
Probably because she is sick and tired of his shit for 18~ years and doesn't care anymore. Her face just screams - jesus fuck get me the fuck out of this life.
She has a nice body though
>>288037179
Fun fact, a lot of bosses throw those fancy, overly designed resumes in the trash immediately, because it's too showoffy and doesn't focus on the actual content.
>>288037787
Jesus.
>>288037547
I count my blessings everyday that I'm not severely autistic.
>Friendly reminder that some people are into this mom-son stuff
Disgusting.
>>288038792
To be honest, most of them look pretty mellow.
The only really bad one was the violent screeching guy.
>>288037787
*clears throat*
*adjusts bowtie*
He seems like a perfectly nice guy.
*vanishes into the darkness*
>>288039475
What the fuck I thought I didn't even pick an image.
>>288037179
>putting church experience on a resumé
Is this really something Americans do?
>>288039503
every time.
>>288039503
What the fuck... That chick looks kidnapped.
>>288037746
>>288039372
The place I work for tries to eliminate that by having applicants fill in a form online which is just raw text with no style, and you can generally sort the shitters out by that, like the ones who can't follow basic instruction
>>288037179
Why is this resume so long?
Is this a weird English CV thing?
>>288037787
Zoinks
>*wipes swear off forehead*
>>288039746
No, it's just a weird person thing.
>>288039482
well now I am super worried about the j-shaped penis thing...
>>288039627
I'm in Burgerland, and its the first I've heard of it. can't even think of a non religious job where that would be recommended (unless you did a lot of community service through them or something like that through them).
I wish I had gotten into digimon it seems cooler than pokemon in some ways but i have no cool friend to ease me into it and spend summer days daydreaming with
>>288039648
It's cringeworthy to think that people assume that every normalfag is familiar with their epic maymays and reaction faces. Poor girl was just trying to figure out what the picture meant and she went for the most obvious thing.
>>288038374
Good thing my sister never did that or I'd have been hard as diamond.
>>288039503
is that sam hyde
>>288037179
Didnt this make front page reddit?
>>288037787
it's missing "please respond"
>>288037746
off to Tumblr with you
>>288039789NI__ER
>>288039746
So, basically it's this thing when for a generation we teach kids they are special and unique, and we continue this for they major developmental stage, then suddenly we stop and tell them they're shit, but it's too late, they want to be a snowflake and not a cog in the machine, because they think the machine is meant to hurt them, when in actuality the machine powers pretty much everything in their lives now and is too far gone to be stopped.
It's that kind of thing.
>>288039503
The look on that chicks face gold.
>>288039648
To be fair there's a fairly large stigma against people who look like they have some sort of disease, even if it's not contagious.
I blame our base instincts.
>>288038374
>>288035315
That guys an actor.
And a surprisingly good one
>>288034094
In 20 years the 2010's will be represented by Angry Bird, Minecraft Man and Freddy in those game through the ages pics.
>>288039937
>okay
Every time.
>>288039847
Just watch the anime, that's enough to get you into it.
Then you can check out the games and shit.
Wouldn't be any different than how I got into it. I only ever had one friend that was into Digimon, and he didn't like it as much as I did.
>>288039909
It's pretty obvious that feelsguy is not a creepy smelly gross man, so it's implied that there's something wrong with him even worse than the creep behind him. Hence, that feel.
>>288037787
*Lurches forward*
*Vomits violently*
Good gracious that's horrifying!
*Wipes residue from chin*
*Clears throat*
>>288039731
ᶰᵒ
no.
No.
NO!
EN OH OH OH!!!
>>288039937
people like this should just kill themselves, seriously how fucking retarded do you have to be to spout this sort of shit
>>288039731
It's perfect. If she cant get off then she will just become more and more frustrated and take it out on me. Then since she cant cum she will never let me cum.
>>288037787
I hate people who use "XD"
Why is it still a thing, so many things died that were popular pre-2010 but XD is still common as fuck and it makes me cringe every time.
>>288040319hack the system
fuck the world
fuck the digimon in their pussies
>>288040316
>10 minutes to saw a board into 2
Marie what the fuck?
>>288040172
>Tfw you recognize Eka Portal's layout.
>Tfw you know Eka.
>>288039503
>/v/irgins manifest vivian james
>>288039937
this is not real, please tell me this is not real
>>288039584
Top kek holy shit
>>288038374
how is this a problem
>>288040316
>>288040464
You're still calling it a she when it just said that it has no gender.
Also it's not real. Like at all.
>>288040316
Holy fucking hell
American education at it's finest
>>288040327
my thought exactly, I know of people that do that and I really can't stand how they are so used to this, majority happens to be furries
>>288040316
>Letting women be teachers
god dammit Europe
>>288040127
What would you expect from a country founded by puritans?
>>288040316
>>288040316
This must be fake
>>288040445
It's 8 years old.
By your metric Diablo II wasn't retro when Mass Effect 1 came out.
>>288039937
I've never understood people that do this. My best guess is that they're exclusively teenagers, but I'm sure there are people in their 20's, maybe even 30's, that do this.
>>288040316
What the flying fuck? What kind of retard is teaching that class? Is this the power of American education?
>>288040316
I'm not seeing the problem with this
>>288040464
where would you put it?
>>288040634
Its all I got Anon. 3D women are not dominate at all and therefore are useless to me.
>>288040316
The cut takes 10 minutes though and it takes 2 cuts to make 3 pieces. FUCK WHAT
>>288040632
>>288040641
>>288040652
>>288040695
>>288040758
>>288040886
I get your bitching from a logical standpoint but this is clearly a cross-multiplication question.
2*X=3*10
They should've worded the question better, yes, but still.
>>288037179
Why is it saying this was deleted? Personal info or something? Why is so much shit getting deleted lately? Fuck, I can understand cp or unspoilered porn, but not much else besides blatant shitposting really needs to be deleted.
>>288040894
2 pieces means 1 cut was made
3 pieces means 2 cuts were made
>>288040316
Am I missing something?
Isn't this correct?
>>288040894
Sawing a board into two pieces is ONE cut. So it's 10 minutes per cut, not 5 minutes per piece.
I suppose if it said "using a jigsaw to carve oddly-shaped pieces out of wood" and then it was 10 minutes for 2 pieces, the teacher would be correct.
>>288038374
They've come up with 481 problems? o.o
>>288040914
Find yourself a tranny
>>288038701
I know, if not for that it would have been believable, but it's pretty cringe nevertheless.
>>288034094
This fucking edgy Mario shit has been going on since fucking 1995.
>>288040894
If it takes her 10 minutes to cut a board in half, that's 10 minutes to cut a board
If she cuts the board in half and then cuts half the board in half it would take another 10 minutes, because it takes her 10 minutes to cut through the board
The teacher had misplaced logic, assuming that because the board had already been cut, it would take half the time to cut the smaller board in half.
Someone explain??
>>288040316
Is it supposed to be this way?
>>288037374
It's not wrong, gratuitous exposition is bad
I thought /v/ hated cinematic shit? But I guess it's okay if it's just to go against Kotaku
>>288039627
>calling it a CV and not a resume
>maths
It's obviously a britbong, m8.
>>288041145
Except that's not how it works retard
If you cut a piece of wood into two, and to cut it it takes 10 minutes, then if you want to make another cut you will cut one of the half pieces, which means said cut will not take 10 minutes but 5 minutes (that means half the time it takes to make a normal cut because you're now making half a cut)
>>288040894
I didn't get it at first, but the board on the right helps.
To get 2 pieces you need 1 cut, and she does 1 cut every 10 minutes.
To get 3 pieces you need 2 cuts, so that's 20 minutes.
>>288040316
I must be fucking retarded because i dont get this.
>>288041286
She kept pulling up with the wrong side of her car.
>>288040897
Nowhere and that's the point.
>>288041219
I tried actually but the 2 I did find that were interested in guys and not girls were turbosubs.
I'm talking first meeting they were both talking about how they would do ANYTHING to please me. Then after talking that anything turned out to be anything but being a top.
I actually thought the second one was fucking with me since it went so similar to the first one.
>>288041286
Holy shit. There is a little arrow on your fuel gauge which tells you what side the gas tank is on. GOD DAMN.
>>288041286
God women are so fucking stupid.
>>288041269
>"it's okay, really."
>"YOU FUCKING WHORE"
Are these people fucking serious?
>>288041374
Look at the picture next to the board, in no way would cutting half a piece take 5 mins.
>>288041145
>>288041202
>>288041272
It isn't a logic-based question, though. You're supposed to use math to answer it.
>>288041567
But it's not ok anon
Oh well it's not like this thread is video games
>>288041374
that would only work given your board was a perfect square and your second cut was down the middle.
>>288041374
are you fucking retarded?
how does half a board take half the time to get to get cut?
i mean, assuming they're being cut by length,
then the thickness will remain the same, so marie takes 10 minutes to cut through x amount of wood, it will take another 10 minutes to cut through it again
>>288040127
>sex is inhuman and as a parent I never have it
>>288040316
This is less cringe and more of a thread derailer.
>>288041374
Why would it take half the time to cut a smaller piece in two? That doesn't make any fucking sense.
jesus christ cringe
>>288040316
according to this is takes 5 minutes to take out the board
>>288041540
>see a guy who does something dumb
>that dude is fucking stupid
>see a woman doing something dumb
>women are so fucking stupid
>>288041374
If you assume she's going to switch from cutting across the width to cutting across the length, it throws all predictions entirely out the window. We can only assume she's making the same size of cut. If she's going to be cutting at different angles, then I have no idea how long it will take her, and neither do you.
>>288041643
1 cut 10 minutes
2 cuts of 10 minute length
10+10=20
>>288039482
is that srs?
>>288041620
Ah shit, I didn't see the picture, I thought she was cutting a regular piece of wood horizontally and then splitting one of those pieces vertically
That's the only way 15 minutes makes sense
>>288041643
It doesn't present an accurate question.
>>288040316
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEsF9j6orZA
>>288041827
hmm
>>288041776
thanks math
>>288041292
Yes.
>>288039937
*glomps*
>>288040316
Jesus fucking Christ, just how stupid you really are /v/?
Logically, it takes her 20 minutes to saw a board in three, but in the context of the question (it's probably a math test) they're supposed to cross multiply that shit. The answer is 15.
I played WoW with this guy
>>288041776
that's hilarious though
Thread will be derailed by that fucking board question now
>>288041964
Lets get this started
Agitated Alejandro
>>288041520
I'll be your tranny dom anon
>>288035447
What the fuck is all of this
>>288041776
awesome.
>>288041776
what the fuck
>>288041643
Word problems always require some amount of interpretation. Such is language.
1X = 10
2X = ?
Is still a math problem btw, what needs to be resolved is whether X is referring to pieces or cuts.
>>288041776
That is fucking amazing.
>>288041964
>>288042052
Seven Peso Pedro
>>288041286
The tank is on the other side of the car, she needs to turn the car around so the tank faces the pump, but she just drives around in a circle like a retard, even going to far as to step out of the car, double check and making the same mistake AGAIN.
>>288042004
>tfw tumblr has started posting stuff like this just to troll people
>>288041997
Wasn't Trevor on Azuremyst?
>>288041991
but how can anyone think that a cut will take half the time after a single cut has been made?
it's just retarded
>>288037504
sure it's not a troll?
>>288041764
Here, pictures to help you understand
Off course I didn't see the image to the right so it doesn't matter anyways, the teacher is a retard
>>288041643
Math is a tool we use to solve things that require logic. Mathematically speaking, a cut takes 10 minutes, two cuts take 20 minutes. That's addition. The teacher shoehorned some kind of fractions bullshit into his dumbass word problem that he fucked up.
>>288042054
Yes but I doubt you live anywhere near me.Tampa, FL
>>288039503
>people go to reddit meetup
>>288041776
How many Princess Points do you think got deducted?
>>288041816
You forgot that your scenario is correct of the observer is a man but if it's a woman it's more like
>see a woman who does something dumb
>that bitch is fucking stupid
>see a man doing something dumb
>men are so fucking stupid
>>288041997
Why do Atheists act like they personally went through the crusades, or any other misfortune?
Sheltered fucks wouldnt know hardship if it bit them on the ass
>>288038792
My brother is severely autistic, man. It's as shit as you can imagine. I have no brotherly love for him whatsoever. He's almost 21 and he's got the mind of a 6 year old. I can't sleep until he goes to bed because he goes out of his way to piss me off. He throws tantrums every second. He hinders basically everyone else's life. I hate it and I hate him. The only words I say to him are to fuck off which sounds horribly shitty but man, dealing with it for years upon years has completely broken me. I feel awful for my parents having to put up with it until their grave.
>>288041854
Logically, yes, but you're supposed to use cross multiplication to answer it:
2 -- 10 & 3 -- X
2*X = 3*10
2X = 30
X = 30/2
X = 15
>>288041864
Indeed it doesn't.
>>288037547
Why abortion should be legal.
>>288041693
...I know who that artist is. And I know who's character that is.
Oh god, I'm a fucking degenerate...
>>288042128
Enraged Enrique
>>288042261
>Cross Multiplication
Why are they teaching people short cuts that will fuck them in the long run?
>>288040316
The question is just phrased fucking weirdly. The way it's mean to be perceived is:
It take 10 minutes to get two pieces (of something). How long would it take to get three?
The idea is that it should take 5 minutes to get each piece, but the problem is set up that it takes 10 minutes to make a single cut, not 10 minutes to get two of something.
Poorly written problems are why I get low grades in math. If you don't tell me what you want, how the ever loving fuck am I supposed to get it to you?
>>288042196
this doesn't help me understand anything other than the teacher is a terrible carpenter
>>288035552
All this guy wants to do is play vidya.
>>288041997
Because of people like this, whenever it comes up that I'm an atheist I have to go out of my way to say "I'm not inherently against religion though"
>>288042261
>but you're supposed to use cross multiplication to answer it
There isn't a single good reason in the entire universe for this
>>288042225
Yeah that's pretty far away.NY, NY
>>288042143
It's the amount of times that she makes the same mistake that kills me. I can see her making the mistake twice and getting it right on the 3rd time, but to fuck up 5 times I just want to put her out of her misery
>>288042353
Carlos Cabreado
>>288042323
All those commas made me think of the black kid from Malcolm in the Middle
>>288042323
>that comma usage
Cringe indeed.
>>288041776
>so i threw it out my window into the neighbor's yard and their dog ate it.
>>288042213
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-multiplication
It's clearly an elementary school math test and the kids were probably learning about cross-multiplication.
The little punk just wanted to be a smartass or maybe he's mentally challenged like the majority of /v/ it seems.
>>288042453
What? You just explain the diffrence between an atheism and an Antitheism
>>288039584
*teleports behind you*
Darkness won't save you, because it's what made me
*Unsheathes darkness katana and slashes at you*
>>288040127
>Awnsering anything but the first option
Americans everyone
>>288042453
fucking this
>>288041461
alright, so Marie took 10 minutes to saw the board in half so that means Marie takes 10 minutes to saw (in general) now, if she is asked to cut again to make 3 pieces instead of 2, that means Marie will take another 10 minutes to saw again. I don't know why the teacher believes it takes 5 minutes to cut the half of a half, it doesn't make sense
>>288042481
True, but a test is a test.
>>288042418
What the fuck can't you understand
Look at the length of the lines, the second line is half the length of the first one thus the cut takes half time
Jesus nigger this is like first grade geometry
>>288042646
>not the last option
Eurogays everyone
>>288042584
That would take even more time though.
>>288042519
On-the-dole Diago
>>288031198
>female programmers
>>288042484
See thats the other problem. I've met quite a few people I like online but they always live so far away its pointless. Online relationships don't last.
>>288042030
No, this will.
>>288042619
*it's a hologram*
>>288042646
>Answering anything, period
>Being offended by media
Only mentally stunt retards are like this.
I'm so serious too, I can't fathom how people can get offended by games, books, tv or strangers online.
The only people who can offend me are family and friends
>>288042504
She only gets it right because a car parks in front of her, forcing her to actually do something different. Think about that.
>that fucking math question
This board is full of retards, holy shit
It's quite a read, but I haven't seen this posted in a long time.
>>288042783
Here we go
>>288042783
Tropical Banana Raider
>>288042783
Or maybe this.
>>288041991
What the fuck is wrong with you?
"Context of the question"?
If the question isn't presented properly it's the question that's faulty, not the answer, the question was answered properly with the way it was asked. There is no fucking excuse to tell people to throw logic out the window and blindly follow whatever moonlogic you've applied to a simple question.
>>288042783
long shlongboy
>>288035447
Every FUCKING time. I'll never be able to handle this.
>>288042783
>Long cunt suckerbut I'm gay tho
>>288042783
Hard Banana Smasher
>>288042783
200% penis bitch
>>288042783
>Gay Scrotumpleb
I fucking hate this image so much.
>>288042256
>Implying the crusades had anything to do with athiests to begin with
>>288042175
See
>>288042196
But the image of the right is shit, teacher should have worded it differently so it makes sense they have to cross multiply
>>288042783
>20-minute dong sucker
ok
>>288039503
Everyone always points out the girl but no one mentions the guy really thinking about his life choices on the far right
>>288042004
>bloodbornefags.png
>>288042980
Ooh, I haven't seen this bullshit in a while.
>>288042783
>Gay BananaBlaster
O am I laffin
>>288042323
Someone send this man a manual of style already!
>>288042783
Disgusting Ogrefucker
>>288042196
Considering the fact that the shape was not specified in the question, it can be considered irrelevant, going by the information the question presents you the only logical answer is 20 minutes. If the answer was to be further constrained, further constraints would need to be added to the question itself.
>>288042783
>EDGY DONG WEEABOO
>>288043041Then find a femboi and make-believe.
>>288043023
Let's say you're having a test in a foreign language. You're obviously expected to answer in that specific language and if you don't, you're gonna fail.
Same logic applies here. The kid was probably having a math test about cross multiplication, he was expected to use it despite how the question was worded.
>>288042783
Long Penismassacre
OH dear>>288042785
>>288043210
Dohoho, that's good.Fucking factorials.
>>288043293
SOME
>>288041997
>poof-here-are-the-humans theory
poof here is the universe theory
