>pig enemies in Bloodborne
Fuck. First Hotline Miami 2, now Bloodborne. I wish devs would stop putting pigs in their games, I really want to buy them but I can't now.
..why not?
>>287959923
I'm Muslim, its forbidden to look at pigs
>>287959593
>thinking souls games would be halfway decent
>>287959593
Except the pigs in Bloodborne are terrifying and have purpose.
>>287959974
>I'm Muslim, its forbidden to look at pigs
Theres your problem
>2015
>Having a phobia
Wtf is wrong with you people?
>>287959974
Is that why your mom has to keep her face covered up all the time?
>>287959974
It must have been hard growing up without being able to look at your mother.
AYYYO
>>287959974
That's wrong though, only eating them is forbidden.
>>287960089
Thanks for the laugh.
>>287960089
>>287960089
>>287960118
Very mature
>>287960089
damn
>>287959974
I guess you don't have many mirrors at home then.
>>287960138
>That's wrong though, only eating them is forbidden.
My dad threw my cellphone away after I took a picture of a pig at a farm unknowingly. So I should not look at pigs
>>287960169
were sorry OP pls dont bomb us
A lot of video games seem to have pigs as evil in them.
>>287960378
such as..?
>>287960250
So not only your family is muslim, they're also retarded and misinformed. Best of luck.
>>287960089
FUCKING ANNIHILATED
>>287960409
Well, you've got Tomba here. And there's Wizpig from Diddy King Racing.
>>287960250
Then you and your father are morons.
>>287960169
SANDNIGGER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>287960409
Almost the entire Zelda series.
>>287960454
Thank you for your list of evil pigs in video games.
>>287960409
Ganon from LoZ
>>287960089
threads over
>>287960089
ayyyy
>>287959593
Are you pakistani ? yall the stupidest of all muslims.
Iran here, we the best muslims all other Muslims are retarded. Pakies being the stupidest but not far behind those Algerians.
>>287960664
>being muslim at all
Drop this dumb religion already.
@287960089
Nice one, worthy of r/4chan!
>>287959593
>Wingman stream
True final boss soon anon ;)
>>287960089
>>287960089
>>287959974
Well too bad otherwise you could've bought this game about satanic spawn no problem
They even had pigs in Battlefield Hardline
>>287960250
this is the least convincing muslim impression ever, even the whitest of whiteys like louis ck or george w. bush could think of a better story than 'i took a picture of a pig'
actual brown man here to laugh at you btw
>>287960664
Based Sh'ia. How the fuck the Sunni's gone from being the logical, rational, tolerant religion of medicine and science and Sh'ia the ridiculous bullshit fanatical off-shoot, to both of them changing roles?
>>287959974
>I'm Muslim
>>287959974
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA, REMOVE KEBAB, remove kebab, you are the turk smell etc...
>>287960994
Its something that actually happened to me. I also wasn't allowed to watch sesame street because they used to show different animals at the end and one time they showed a pig.
sorry its not a highly entertaining story or anything. its just something that happened
>>287961150
I'm a muslim with a hardcore religious family and this never happened to me.
Why would you lie on the internet?
>>287960210
####REKT
>>287960089
>>287961370
there are different kind of muslims
its also entirely possible that my dad is simply misinformed and passed that onto me
why are you so adamant that I'm lying/
>>287959974
You have more pressing concerns than videogames or being on /v/, ummah is shattered and people are being oppressed and killed by the thousands. Fuck off this board and go help your bros in need.
>get to heaven
>why were you shitposting on /v/ when there is war and terror in the world, why weren't you helping
>b-but the videogame s-showed a pig...
>>287960089
>>287961004
It happened when the Safavids Dynasty forced all niggas in Iran to become Shia.
Greatest Muslims weather warlords or poets or scientists were Iranic or Turkic.
Arabs are semitic, hence inferior.
>>287960771
Shush cracka
>there are actual, unironic muslims browsing /v/ right now
>>287961493
because it's legit retarded
it's like if a 'black man' were to post about how he's just GOTTA SPRINKLE SOME COCAINE ON HIS WATERMELON BEFORE HE GOES TO THE CLUB
please go, /pol/
>>287961857
I don't know what to tell you m8
I'm from bangladesh. its pretty 3rd world country out there so its entirely possible my ancestors were retarded when it came to religion
>>287960089
Holy fucking shit.
>>287961748
wallahualam as to the rest of these fellahs, but I'm a very ironic muslim
I bet it has the same moveset as the armoured boars of Dark Souls.
>>287959593
>Maneater
Miralda(or the Cleaver woman in VoD), Mildred, Melinda, and now a pig.
I guess that's the natural progression for a cannibal
![[laughter intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7rGpmBE.jpg "[laughter intensifies].jpg")
>>287960089
Ass-assassination.
DAYUM
>>287962073
Its similar in some ways, but not like identical. the lack of armor makes it pretty different fight too. more like the similarities between dreglings in Boletaria and hollow warriors in Burg, it's conceptual commonality more than a copy-paste job.
>>287960089
>>287959974
You can view and download images of them but seeing them in game is somehow different?
>>287960089
Kinda funny how in most games pigs are evil
>>287959593
I wish there was a list of evil pigs in videogames.
>>287962864
Just like real life!
>>287962864
Pigs are grotesque fat faggots who live in their own shit, eat slop and filth, and won't hesitate to fuck up humans who fall into their shitheaps. Their hairless pinkness also disturbs humans, it's a bit of an uncanny valley thing in a way. They've been synonymous with a whole bunch of human vices for a long ass time because they're nasty creatures, you might as well be surprised that spiders in videogames tend to be evil.
>>287960089
Damn nigga you must be a Templar because Muslims ain't been slaughtered like that since the Crusades.
>>287960089
sandnigs never ever
>>287962864
They are the best enemies ever
also, duke nukem.
>>287962864
Such as?
>>287961517
Yo what are you recruiting for ISIS? fuck off with that shit sandnigger
>>287960089
>>287963223
That's some mudslim's retarded thinking, Anon. Nice bait.
Pigs are evil indeed.
>>287959974
but posting them isn't. alrighty.
>>287960089
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEET DAYUUUUUM
>>287960089
>>287963480
>>287961857
>because it's legit retarded
welcome to the world of religion.
>>287961748yee
>>287963480
proding then shooting an enemy in deus ex.gif
>>287963664
*tips fedora*
thanks for your contribution good sir. keep standing your ground against these religious zealots!
>>287960089
nigga better put on a jacket, cause' that shit was cold
>>287960089
this legit made me laugh out loud
>>287960089
>>287960089
>86 replies
>66 unique postersGood effort though
>>287963962
*tips bomb*
The Prophet (PBUH) smiles upon you for lampooning this infidel. In the end, they will all see the way of Islam, inshallah.
>>287960089
that shit was so sloppy, I laughed and came
>>287960089
>>287960089
REKT
E
K
T
>>287964531
qtger Hauer
I need to watch Blade Runner again.
>>287964472
Ima fite you
>>287960089
God damn son
>>287960089
>>287960089
kek
>>287960089
>>287960089
>>287964821
lol niggers xD
>>287963406
I'm not recruiting for anything but that OP stops being a hypocrite. If anything he should go fight ISIS because they're causing most of the grief right now. I'm sick of seeing religious people attempt to enforce their beliefs in the most backwards way possible.
>>287960089
Inb4 someone screencaps this and the replies, then posts it in a 'best of /v/' thread while adding a bunch of extra laughing faces.
>>287963480
The first time I saw that video I laughed so hard pissed myself. I still don't know why.
>>287960089
Pigs are fucking easy and drops 2 vitals and 1000 blood echoes.
By the way, been playing since Friday, and am ready to beat the shit out of new players tomorrow.
I am the beast I worship.
>>287965939
It's going to be hilarious when you find out that your setup is actually total garbage in pvp.
Screen capped this
>This thread.
Wow, can't wait to see it reposted on reddit.
>>287959593
Trolling (shitposting) or not I think the entire planet would be a lot better off without religion.
No don't give me that fedora euphoric bullshit, its just that religion is so fucking retarded. Why must humans believe this life is just like a waiting room at a doctors office and the SUPER AWESOME FUN TIMES are ahead? That you can kill a bunch of kids or something but as long as you confess everything is groovy. If you walk into a cafe full of people who don't worship your own non exsistant magic man in the sky with a bomb strapped to chest and set it off you're rewarded with unlimited sex with girls with tight pussies. Its pure fucking insanity. Now people will say, bbbbut religion does good things too! Debateable, wouldn't you rather people did nice things just to be nice rather than thinking ok well if I treat these garbage people ok I will have my reward in heaven? How is religion still a thing in the 21st century? Thousands of years ago when we were too god damned stupid to know what lighting actually was it was a lot easier just to say god did it so everyone could sleep at night but we know better now. We don't need commandments like thou shalt not kill to regulate people because we have a justice system. Religion is obsolete.
>>287966084
You forgot the reaction image mosaic
>>287966215
>>287960063
What is Sinestro afraid of?
He can't do jack shit with the yellow ring if he's not afraid of at least ONE thing,
>>287966372
Nigger it's called the sinestro corps.
Why would he need to be afraid to use his own ring?Probably that the Green lantern corp was outdated and vulnerable to it'self
>>287966470
>STILL no Yellow Ring Bats Vs. yellow Ring Scarecrow fight
Meh.
>>287966330
Its good to know there are still God's loyal subjects among us. The athiest heathen degenerates will all be purged in a great consuming fire. Only the faithfull will ascend to our true kingdom in the heavens. Praise God. Amen.
>>287966595
Scarecrow got his stolen by lex and Bat's never accepted it.
Thought it's shown he can wear Hal's.this isn't /co/ nigger
>>287966595
I don't think even Sinestro could deal with those two, even Parallax might have some minor difficulties.
OP is the reason Peppa Pig is being removed in the UK.
>>287959593
>>287959974
>>287960089
Someone fucking screencap this thread please
I know a lot of people weren't about this game for some reason, but Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs used the idea and symbolism of Pigs really well.
>>287966470
No, seriously, that's a legit thing in the comics.
I'm guessing it's letting down Korugar again. Or Soranik dying.
>>287967225
Parrallax is like the embodiement of fear, he's 100% fear.
If anything he'd be immune to both since he powers the rings, the fear just helps project them.
>>287967384
I haven't read the comics in a while, Green lantern is my favorite though.pull list used to be huge, but then it got to being like $70+ a month and i eventually ran out of room
>>287959593
Well I gue-
>>287959974
>>287960089
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
![Girls[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/U7dhoqV.png "Girls[2].png")
>>287960089
>>287967565
>Parrallax is like the embodiement of fear
>Phobophobia
>Fear of being afraid
Makes sense.
![rage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dm4lwlX.jpg "rage[1].jpg")
>>287961519
>mfw that fucking manga
>>287959593
bacon of light thread?
It really wasn't that funny, guys.
>>287960438
pretty ironic statement we have here
>>287959593
>>287960089
samefag
>>287967932
It's not ironic. It's redundant.
>>287967932
it's ironic because only a retard and misinformed person could make such a statement unironically.
>Kid
>Went around a friends house
>He was a Muslim but I thought I'd be open minded
>Everything seemed normal, we played the shit out of some Streets of Rage
>Need a shit
>Ask him where the bathroom is
>"My parents don't believe in bathrooms"
>Clearly he is shitting with me
>I go find the bathroom
>Literally cannot find it
>Come back and ask where I can go poo
>"We go in the garden its good for the soil"
>Okay clearly fucking with me
>Go into the garden
>Behind their shed are two coiled stinkvipers, clearly made by mudslime human and not an animal
>Nope the fuck out of there
>>287968342
meant for >>287968173
>>287963254
