I want to get permanently banned from all boards, please. I can't stop shitposting.
ITT: Post about how can we turn spilled chocolate milk into a game.
Make it a physics game where you have to control the milk, avoiding liquid and small things to get back into the carton.
>>287952515
That's not chocolate milk, it's tomato juice
>>287952515
You have hazards like paper towel and dish cloths. Burners on stove tops that turn on and off.
>>287952515
im thinking a puzzle game where you start as a large drop of water, and the more you move, get get smaller, with the goal of getting as much into a cup as possible
>>287952515
Action runner using wii motion controller where you have to safely maneuver the cup according to dips, flips, and random encounters with the Crips.
>>287952515
Do brown people pee the same color as white people
>>287952687
just reread this, im drunk, ignore mistakes
>>287952515
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>>287952685
fuck all of you
If your will is this weak, you'll probably just ban evade anyway.
>>287952324
>spiltmenses.jpg
>>287952779
Whatcha drinkin friendo?
>>287952724
Yeah we do
>>287952324
Just ask for CP
>>287952515
This is why I love /v/
>>287952849
Or post threats of mass shootings
If anyone played the ooze. Make the control feel like that. You could have straw that you can hide in when a wild mom tries to clean you up.
/v/ never talks about games unless someone wants to talk about not games, then they turn it into games
I'm what
>>287952830
Well, i started out with some crown royale, but now im drinking some shitty white wine i found in the pantry. I think its from south africa
Just post CP, you'll get permabanned.
>>287952849
Did someone ask for CP?
>>287952515
Chocolate mill simulator. Clone goat simulator
>>287952515
The game is called "Puddle". It already exist.
Maybe have stray milk spills and powdered chocolate mix that help you grow but you have to maintain a balance for maximum taste.
>>287952324
>can't stop shitposting
You'll fit in well here.
>>287953072
Oh rich man, drinking Crown Royal. I'm having myself an Evan Williams whiskey(20 bucks for the "nice" handle)/cherry coke zero cause I'm poor and hate calories.
Drunk /v/ is best /v/
>>287953202
I was imaging it being on a 3D plane rather than a 2D one.
>>287952515
>the chocolate milk of legends has been spilt
>you must avenge it by going on a long journey to collect the goblet of dairy and the Nesquik™ of fortune
>>287953342
Truth be told, i stole it from a party I was at. The night was winding down, and I was about to leave, when I saw a barley touched bottle on the coffee table. I didnt see anyone looking, so I swiped it.
It was a dick move, but the guy hosting owes me 30 bucks, so im calling this interest
>>287953343
BANE?
>>287953342
Pfft, you aren't living until you drink some sort of old german brandy where the label is gone. My opa gave me a bunch of random ass booze and many of which are mystery bottles. My wife is already passed out from something she described as wine.
>>287953141
MOOOOOOOODShttp://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Combine_Destiny
>>287952515
>at the begining of time, god sealed a dark god's power in 13 glasses of chocolate milk and scattered them across the land
>spilling them unleashes a blight that destroys crops and kills all
>each expense of land within the domain of a glass becomes a country, each with unique cultures
>command and conquer game where you invade lands and either spill their glass or join your country's chocolate hegemony.
>>287953875
>not drinking homemade Alabama moonshine
I used to have a friend back in Auburn who made his own moonshine. He would always give me a gallon in a milk jug for my birthday even though I wouldn't drink it because it smelled and tasted like lighter fluid.
Fun fact: He was also a cop.
I miss college.
Mods want you to shitpost. They fucking suck at their job.
>>287952324
Just post ponies. On a non >>>/mlp/ board.
>>287952849
This, OP jsut ask for CP.
