if you don't collect amiibos you don't know shit about video games
The only thing of value in this picture is the gaben cup
I don't even own a nintendo console this gen.
It's amazing how worthless unboxed Amiibos are.
Boxed = $50-$2,500
Unboxed = 99 cents
>>287947912
>opening the boxes
SOILED IT!
>>287948120
>liking cat girls
Opinion right out the window.
Neo Nintendoers do not like video games snymore
>>287948251
If you keep talking shit about cat girls maybe one will ram a stick up your urethra
>>287947912
>if you don't support Day-1 disk-locked content you don't know shit about videogames
Spoken like a true nintendrone.
>>287947912
I don't know what planet you're from but fucking happy meal toys are not videogames.
Bury your pussy deflectors and hang yourself before anybody finds out how autistic you are.
>>287947912
Spending $370-380ish on figures seems pretty silly.
That could buy you a few new games
>>287947912
That is a bed that has never had more than one person on it.
>>287947912
>Don't own worthless plastic pieces of shit
Looks like I don't know anything about video games.
>>287948251
>Cat girl
You're a fuckin fag.
>>287948398
catgirls ARENT r e a l
Your fursuit doesn't count.
>>287948231
thats not true, theres barely a price difference between boxxed and unboxxed amiibos because scalpers don't bid on amiibos
>>287949072
>calling me a fag
>using anime
>at all
>>287947912
>I don't play with dolls
>I don't know about video games
makes sense to me...
>>287949338
is that a dead snake in a bottle?
>>287948120
you must hate video games. have fun not playing bayonetta 2, or smash u, or wonderful 101, or xenoblade
>>287949517
Snake liquor. It's a Mexican thing.
>>287948557
don't worry i keep my shit in my closet. i still have a bitch i fuck and she threatens to throw away my vidya plus i have normalfags come over and i dont want them seeing how gay i am for vidya.
>>287948251
>>287947912
Judgmental and angry was cool 5 years ago dude
>>287949597
>game n wario
>wiiparty u
>wii fit u
>nintendo land
>sing party
>wii spots club
>mario sonic olympic games
dont use those faggot
Can someone coherently elaborate as to what in the fuck is the point of collecting these "amiibos" and why people go to new heights of autism for them ?
>>287947912
The only toys I buy are video games.
>>287948696
ive literally fucked 40 different girls on that bed alone
>>287949643
You mean vietnamese thing
this shit's fucked up
>>287949643
Chinese too apparently.
https://youtu.be/6-AW2yNIGcw
>>287947912
The fucking mug.
>>287949765
That's a big collection of pillow-waifus m8
>>287949749
Its a nintendo thing, you just don't get it. XD
>>287947912
>that fucking coffee mug
>>287949643
>>287949517
nah, its just a snake in embalming flued i won in a bet
and that rock was chipped off the great pyramid of giza in egypt
>>287949725
>amiibos
>anime cat girls
>video games
not even him, but you're so mad
>>287949881
I have 3DS and play it fairly frequently, I've played majority of the most popular N64 games and I still do not understand what this is all about.
>>287949961
Pretty fucking jelly of that rock then, damn
>>287949829
I want one
>>287947912
Or you're a loyal drone who supports Nintendo's latest DLC scheme.
>>287947912
I wish I saved my allowance for plastic toys, too.
>>287949749
the figures look cool
collecting figures is fun
they unlock dlc shit in future games, like physical season passes
>not liking little statues because you are an underage ban who didn't grow up with nintendo
>>287949749
Its like those guys who bought the Halo books, or buying a colectors edition of a game for $20 extra even though it only comes with a plastic statue.
It's autism
>>287949989
Nah, just tired of kid's shit. But keep on man, more social status and female attention for the rest of us, not all of us can be the 'have nots'. Please continue on your virtuous duty as a social outcast.
>>287949857
>putting the pussy on a pedestal
>thinking its even remotely hard to fuck bitches
what's wrong with you, bitches literally aren't shit. just get drunk and don't look fucking ugly and you'll be able to fuck anything that moves
>>287950181
>its okay if nintendo does DLC
>>287950308
You're literally saying what every other "pretend to be alpha on the internet" aspies say.
>>287947912
I like that mug you've got there, op.
>>287950068
no i just really like figures
>>287950141
don't be fooled friend, i'm actually 22 and haven't lived with my parents or gotten an allowance in years
>>287950324
honestly id prolly collect them anyway, i like owning figures/statues of things i like
pic related
I bought the super Mario bowser yesterday. So the picture is a little outdated. I also sold villagar,marth and Wii fit
Aren't you worried those will fall over when you're rocking a girl in bed?
>>287947912
Now I want a Gay Ben mug :(
>>287950229
I figured as much. Buying a figuring or two is understandable I guess, but going out of your way to collect every single one just because "Nintendo" is blind fanboy-autism and the reason why I don't tell anyone I own 3DS.
>>287950286
wow you showed me. Your therapist is really doing wonders, anon
>>287949346
>touhou
>anime
>>287947912
If you collect amiibos you're literally autistic.
>>287950581
whatever dude you are the one who thinks fucking bitches is even remotely an accomplishment
>>287950640
good one m8
>>287950623
i got the entirity of wave 1 for free, havent sold any of them though
I just bought Megaman today. He's my first amiibo and I'm hoping to put a pre-order in for Robin and Ness
>>287950802
>Ever needing a therapist
>>287950826
>anime inspired designs
>upset when someone doesn't recgonize a character from a niche series
>>287951046
>iphone
>several of them too
>>287950640
i dont actually keep them out in the public where people can see them, i keep them in my closet. i only put them there to clean my closet/take a picture
>>287947912
But the figures are complete fucking garbage and I don't like supporting jewish nickel and diming.
>>287951135
>touhou
>niche
>>287950907
On the contrary I don't think it's hard at all. What amuses me is a downsperger kid flashing his shiny object at other autists whilst lying about how kewlz he is.
I hope your mom will cut your allowance soon m88.
>>287951192
>Japanese MLP
>Not niche
>>287951140
>ALL OF THAT
WHERE DO I GET THESE
OH HNNNG
>>287951302
>anything I don't like is considered Japanese mlp
:^)
>>287951192
The biggest bullet hell game is fucking BoI's boss levels.
>>287947912
> Single bed
>>287951140
So there are two things in your house that come out of the closest?
>>287951369
>Implying Touhou isn't literally Japanese mlp
>>287949961
>and that rock was chipped off the great pyramid of giza in egypt
Source?
>inb4 'my mum said so'
>>287950623
Did you sell them because Nintendo is going to be shipping more out in April?
>>287951140
So jelly when I see those Pikmin.
>>287951369
>Cookie cutter personalities
>Easy to remember color schemes for each character
>Easy to insert OC
>>287949597
>>287950308
fuck off 4
>>287951501
>source
i went to egypt a few years ago with some friends and hid the rock under my shirt and in my bag since im pretty sure what i did was against some egyptian rule. anyway i got back into america without anyone seeing it and now its sitting in my room
>>287951140
>children books
>you gay hoe manger
>childrens toys
jesus atleast put some adult books on that shelf you inbred hick.
>>287951773
>stealing another culture's monuments
You're worse than the Rockefellers. Now give me those damn Pikmin as payment before I report you to Interpol.
>>287951773
Tell me what the hell those figures are called god damn it
Nintenfag.
>>287951917
>no one is allowed to keep books from their childhood
did your parents not buy you books as a kid poorfag?
>collecting 14 dollar happy meal toys
I came here to laugh at you .jpg
>>287951140
> The childrens books and single bed at your parents house say 15 year old
> But the old Microsoft Project box is way too old for OP to be under 30
>>287952018
egyptians are fags though
>>287952026
they are 1:1 scale pikmin 2 agatsuma figures.
just google search "agatsuma pikmin"
be prepared to spend 100 dollars per figure though, and the bulbs go for 150-200 each. i got them when they were still cheap
>>287952256
How much did you pay for that pussy repellent?
Not that Amiibo are any better
>>287952256
>$700 statue
>doesn't unlock anything in ANY game
>Doesn't even include a hat
Really?
>>287952137
>>287952273
Holy fuck the plot thickens, whole oldschool computing library. No way is OP under 30 and still lives at home in a single bed
>>287952273
im 22. have my own apartment in college
i dont have any of my vidya shit in my apartment like i said im a normalfag on the outside
>>287952372
>700
No you faggot.
>>287952256
>Acting like I can't buy scales and amiibos.
Whatever fucker.
>>287952372
Maybe if you're stupid
I only paid 70 bucks
About half the price most people who have one paid.
>>287952256
buying $100+ pussy repellent.
>>287952496
>>287952476
>Paying $70 for a Burger King toy
>Paying $70 for NOT Lego
>Paying $70 for something you can't even take apart to build something else
Wow, and I thought I was a huge faggot beta.
>>287952472
So you order all these amiibos to your parents house where you also keep your Wii U to play them on?
Not buying it OP, what level of wizard are you?
>>287952256
>oppai/hentai figures
i know it looks amazing anon but you have to be incredibly sexy and confident to pull off having one of those in your house
i hope you have a girlfriend man
I was interested in buying a WiiU solely for Smash Bros and was looking for something to push me to do it
Then I saw the amiibos and wanted to get a few of them.
Then I learned every character I would want costs $50+
Then I decided to not get a WiiU because why buy one if I can't even play the game fully
Thanks nintendo
>>287952673
pretty much. i have 3 roomates and one of them has a wii u and smash 4.i'm honestly not a wizard, ive fucked over far too many sluts im hitting like 50 range
All current ones, gold mario is on its way.
ITT: nintendo fans
>>287952472
>im 22
Why do you have so many reference books for Microsoft/database tech from when you were 8-10 years old then but nothing newer.
Peoples reference books are usually from their college age and rarely buy new ones after that which would put you closer to 18 in that era.
>>287952852
That bs falseflag story
>>287952704
>one
hahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahaha
>>287952998
fuck nigger
you are fucking retarded
>>287953000
ITT: sony fans
>>287949829
>That dopey-ass cobra with a scorpion in its mouth winking
10/10 would have on mantelpiece
>>287953081
point of no return bro. just fap to pictures of the sexy 300 dollar figures. don't actually buy them you weirdass
>>287953009
im a baby genius
>>287952998
Jelly as fuck. Marry me
>this entire thread
Is this real life?
>>287949731
>implying NintendoLand is bad
>>287952256Where are the nipples tho?
>>287953024
I like little mac, captain falcon, villager, wario, bowser, pac man, and occasionally some others
My state and federal tax returns are coming in in a week or two.
Why buy it though? On top of not being able to get reasonably prices amiibos of the ones I want (bar a few like bowser), I can't ever collect them all if I decided I wanted to because of the scalping price wall.
>>287952917
>ive fucked over far too many sluts
Where did OP go?
>>287952998
when you put batteries in your rob and turn him on does he continuously spin to the right? mine does and i dont know if it means its broken or what.
>>287953286
>people wasting hundreds of dollars on McDonalds toys
its sounds the average thing the idiotic userbase of /v/ does
>>287953191
it's far too late for me
I have a drawer full of hand drawn anime porn.
>>287953106
>that username
Dude, why do you have to pick on 13 year olds? You were that dumb once too.
>>287953586
Upload it.
Peach still a shit
>>287953525
they are actually very good quality post wave 1 marth/peach debacle
>>287953586
i'm sorry for your loss, Dumbledore
I love you fucking niggers.
>>287953661
I think its the paint they use. Amiibos have a bad case of THIN YOUR PAINTS.
>>287947912
Sorry I'm 10.
>>287947912
I just wanna knock em all off of there and start stomping on them.
The fact that you keep them there and they don't even fall off when you go to sleep is a testament to your faggotry.
>>287953661
I love how they have all those toys near the amiibos
I can only imagine how many 5-8 year olds are happily waiting for an amiibo, and their unhappy parents who are on the edge of a divorce and couldn't give a rats ass about getting the right thing buy an iron man or Elsa toy for their kid because "close enough", then the kid starts crying and they yell at him to be greatful and shutup, then drive off because they want to go fuck their mistress while the wife sits around doing nothing, not even making food for her child.
Ah, what wonderful scenarios
>>287948231
>that jc denton fuck pillow
I need one of those pronto.
>>287953505
when you turn it on, it'll assume its default position, meaning it'll move its torso up, and then move his arms towards the controller area. As long as it ends up in that position, it should be fine. this takes a few seconds.
>>287952256
Snap off that ugly piece of shit on top of the skeleton and you'd have a pretty cool figure.
>>287949597
>WiiU party
>NSMBU x2
>inferior NES Remix pack
>Nintendoland x2
>SM3DW x2
>W101 x2
>Wii Sports Club
>Wii Fit
>SING PARTY
>Mario & Sonic Olympic shit
What a fucking waste of money dude.
For the record, W101, NSMBU, SM3DW and Nintendoland are good games but there is no fucking reason to own more than 1 copy
16/26
thats a bunch of money spent on shit or duplicates
>>287954298
woman detected
>>287954889
Never change /v/.
>>287954102
it's magnificent
I particularly hope that at least one of them executes the other in a drunken stupor in front of the child scarring that kid for life.
>>287953661
That's not good quality.
But you guys made fun of the little kids who like Skylanders, what the hell.
has there been any word on spoofing amiibos using NFC chips yet? last I heard about a month ago is people were trying to figure out how to decrypt the signal between the amiibo and the wii u
>>287953081
I've seen you post that before. Big ups for the HSDK figures.
>>287951089
Rosalina was my first
Is this some sort of scalper meme ploy at action?
Why are these selling for so damn high when they are all over the place. Walmart and target both had shit tons of these selling for 13 bucks a pop, including the uglier first line.
I feel like theres a bunch of people trying to inflate the value of these things by convincing everyone theres a shortage
>>287955334
>"Best Princess"
>Sausage fingers
I hope they make Super Mario Bros. Amiibo for the rest of the Mario Party 10 cast.
>if you dont ejaculate on you amiibos you are not a real gamer.
>>287955214
Keniichi fuckin rules
Giant tits and tight suits
Also fighting
>>287955201
no
plus it would be kinda pointless
>>287955336
you couldn't be any more retarded. there are different kinds of amiibo. some are rare and some arent. the ones you see at walmart are the non rare ones
>>287957417
>being able to use as many amiibos as you want in smash for the price of a few chips
>pointless
so do you enjoy paying hundreds of dollars for a "rare" amiibo?
>if you don't collect plastic toys with NFC chips embedded in the base, you don't know shit about video games LOL!
>>287954102
>>287954986
I was going to say you guys are a couple pieces of shit for wanting that to happen, then I realized that's likely a lighter version of multiple incidents.
>>287958526
you realized what?
>>287958735
>then I realized that's likely a lighter version of multiple incidents.
>>287955524
If they do make one; it better not be exclusive, I'm tired of this "exclusive" shit. Hopefully it has a 2 month production or more.
>>287949597
I will have fun not playing those, thanks!
>>287952998
What kind of case is this?
>>287958810
>Exclusively for JP Morgan Chase Bank customers "WALUIGI AND WARIO AMIIBOS"
>Must make a new account with a starting deposit for $500
>>287958810
they'd have to also update MP10, so I'm thinking its unlikely
they should though i'd buy'em
just got back from walmart.
Got 3 Gold Marios when they came out. Trying to see if I can trade them for Meta Knight or Rosalina
>>287963013
>>287962829
>Buying the most common Super Mario Bros. Amiibo besides Mario
>Buying it more than once
>>287947912
Do you guys never have visitors? Won't people think you're weird for collecting little Nintendo toys?
>>287963298
>these amiibos are very rare; don't forget to buy 5 of them! hehehehe, good goyim
>>287962224
I definitely buy a Rosalina smb! Only update I think mp10 should have is.. Unlocking Rosalina's amiibo board. Meaning being able to play on it without her amiibo.
>marth gets restocked for CN:STEAM
>rosa doesn't get a restock for mp10???
>>287963457
>"Gold Mario" on ebay
>3,000+ hits
>mfw people fell for this ruse
>mfw they'll do this shit again with the Silver Mario
Holy Keke
>>287947912
>Spending money on amiibos
Yea, no.
These things are pretty worthless and I feel sorry for those who actually bought one for more than what they're worth from some underage scalper.
Stay classy /v/
>>287947912
>That short bed
King of Manlets fucking confirmed.
>>287951458
>This is a one person bed for americans
hahaha
>>287947912
Assuming you spent market value on each amiibo, you've spent 377 dollars on these things.
I want you to stop, look at this, and explain why you think that's okay. That is, again, assuming you managed to get each one for market price.
>>287964964
It's a kid's bed, for Nintendo user. :^)
