We had a good one a few days ago, why not another?
I'll start with the one I shared in that thread:
>go to game stop with a few friends
>got cash to spend
>see Persona 4 Arena
>decide to get it
>nice thick pretty manual in case
>get up to register
>guy takes the case I handed him, goes to the game case and pulls out another one, shittier case, no manual
>once he brings it back politely ask just for the manual, not going to be super jew-y and ask for case too
>friend starts busting my balls
>seriously goes off about how it's stupid that I wanted the manual
>eventually asks "why do you even need the manual?"
>as I'm taking the receipt, I blurt out in the middle of a crowded Game stop "I like to read it while I'm fucking your bitch"
>dead silence
>leave
No regrets, that manual was nice
we don't have vidya retailers in our country
>>287908907
One of the worst gamestop stories I've ever read.
>>287909094
In Soviet Russia, game stops you!
>>287908907
i chuckled
>>287909136
not the worst, trust me
>>287908907
These threads are only good at 2am
Try again later mate
>>287908907
Seems like the perfect response to me.
>buying monster hunter
>qt behind register gives a wink
>"happy hunting!"
>stutter out a thanks, you too as knees go weak and collapse
>gamestop
>with friends
>cashier is a friend of a friend, both theater kids
>they chat it up while I purchase MGS4 with case and manual
>later out in the mall i look in the bag and it's the fucking cheap black plastic gamestop replacement case, no manual
>too spaghetti to bring it back
>end up exchanging it for a better copy at a different gamestop the same day
>>287909887
Would have done the same, Fuck those shitty black cases
>Walk into Gamestop
>Everything's over prices
>Walk out without paying for anything
This piece of shit has been sitting on the shelves, staring at me for MONTHS
Should I just put down the $15 and get this over with?
>>287908907
>gamestop
>with best bro
>ask for call of duty
>friend completes the sentence saying "advance warfare"
>we both say "Xbox one"
>cashier trying to hold his spaghetti responds "c-copy that"
>got the game
>friend and I raced back to my house
>>287910260
>then blew each other
>no homo
>buying used games
Kill yourself. Might as well be pirating.
>Walk into gamestop to trade in my 3ds
>Grill working the register with full tattoo sleeves, bright blue hair, and nurd glasses
>Grab a couple steam cards because broke as shit but wanted to get friend birthday present
>Walk up to counter trade in 3ds
>Grill asks what I want to spend trade in credit on
>give her the steam cards
>Starts talking to me about PC games
>have pleasant conversation with grill who isn't as gamergurll as i thought she'd be
>Finish transaction, tell her to have a nice day, leave
>Go home and post story in gamestoop thread
Eh. Could have been worse.
>>287910018
I'm guessing you've never had friends anon?
>be PC master race
>never have to walk into a store that strictly sells vidya and have to deal with autists
This is truly the good life.
>>287909614
>you will never be a qt3.14 working at gamestop, deriving sexual pleasure from spaghetti activation
life kinda sucks
>be in gamestop
>friend and I are just browsing, don't see anything worth trying
>every backwards fuck in Georgia is in there, including a rather loud 9 or 10 year old boy
>proclaims loudly "I LIKE DEADPOOL" while walking in my direction
>my friend and I just look at each other with disdain
>kid walks in front of me and looks at my face
>whispers "Merc with a mouth" at me
>turn 360 degrees and walk out of the store
Fucking deadpool
>>287910470
>posting a spoiled picture would have made it true :^)
>kill yourself
no
>>287910243
They overprice so much shit, that $15 for a game sounds like a good deal. Do et
>>287910594
You never actually own any of your games either
>>287910934
>would have
I've got some bad news for you cakeboy
>Got a PS3 two years ago from a Black Friday sale.
>Trade TLOU and Batman in.
>Get Ateliers Totori, Meruru and Ayesha at the same time in a B2G1 sale.
>Cashier tells me to enjoy my games and that she'll see me back soon.
>She's right as I preorder Logy in a few months.
>go into gamestop
> ask to buy a new game
> they give me a game that has been opened and they put a circular stricker holding it together.
Does gamestop understand the concept of new?
Imagine whiteknighting Gamestop employees on 4chan anonymously when you can say anything?!
>>287910018
Confirmed for a big pussy who rationalizes being a pussy by saying gay shit like that
>>287911061
>2016
>valve explodes
>steam is gone
>all your games are ded
>still have billing statements for all purchases
>have license to paid-for software
>legally torrent all games
>>287911291
>Apple pie
Here's how you make an apple pie.
>>287911337
confirmed for having had his bitch fucked by me ;] :^) ;D
>Walked into gamestop earlier today to pre-order Bloodborne
>wearing my black aviator shades, a pair of black khakis and a white dress shirt unbuttoned 3 buttons on the chest so my perfect chest hair is just visible
>looking down at the counter, tell the clerk I want to pre-order bloodborne
>some soft voice requests my ID and says it's an M rated game
>look up and tilt my aviators down a tad so my eyes a visibly peaking out, give her a dead silent stare
>see a bead of sweat roll off her tender forehead
>proceed by moistening my mouth and nodding my head in a manner of disapproval as if to say "You really want to go this route, okay, okay"
>frantically, she says "s-sir.. I really need your ID"
>At this moment, I take off my aviators in one quick swoop, folding them in mid air and clipping them onto my shirt pocket
>I proceed by saying "Do you know who the fuck I am?"
>she lets out a gulp in fear
>I flash my id ever so quickly, she thinks I'm an agent of sorts
>I toss down three 20's and a ten for tax and shake my head in dissatisfaction as I put my aviators back on
>I begin to walk out when that same soft voice abruptly says Sir! You left something...
>I don't look back but instead begin moonwalking while still facing the door
>I turn my head to the side and look at her, again tilting my aviators down
>she slides a piece of paper hidden under her fingers towards me
>I pick it up and put it in my pocket without looking at it
>I leave gamestop without hesitation, this time, moonwalking forward towards the door
>I do a front flip into my convertible and unfold the paper she gave me
>there I find this young woman's phone number and name
>I crumble it up and throw it out the car as I peel out, knowing she is looking out the window at me as my hair lets loose in the cool wind
>>287910018
>>287908907
I don't get it, you're trying to tell us you were balsy as fuck for telling telling a dirty comeback to your friend but couldn't ask the fucking GAMESTOP employee to give you a proper game case for a fucking game you bought?
Seriously this story sounds so beta.
>>287910243
haha, no fucking way. I was JUST talking to my friend about the exact same fucking thing.
>go into gamestop to get weeb game
>it's not on the shelves so you have to ask for it
>"Hey, how can I help you today?"
>"u-uh, do you have Hyperdimension Neptuina on the Vita?"
>"what, never heard about that! can I get the name one more time?"
>you have to repeat the name one more time
>"woah, I'm seeing multiple of these games on the Vita, which one do you want?"
>"uh, pp"
>"sorry, which one?"
>"PP"
>"PP?"
>"Yes, PP!"
>"haha, okay."
>clerk digs through the drawers of games and finally uncovers a case emblazoned with the image of an anime loli in a frilly dress
>"alright, dude, that'll be $15. Cash or Credit?"
>"haha hey man, while you're here can I get you to sign up for game informer or maybe put down a pre-order on Halo 5 or Call of Duty?"
>november 2013
>go to gamestop to preorderDestiny
>gotta get that sweet sweet beta code
>fatneckbeard/10 working the counter
>hey i'd like to preorder destiny please
>"Destiny? pfft"
>kinda smirk at him, taken aback, but whatever
>"why are you preordering this?"
>tell him I want to get the beta code
>"You KNOW the beta isn't till next year, right?!"
>Yes I know that.
>"Hooookay!"
>mfw
>Just put my preorder down, thanks.
>grab my receipt and get the fuck outta there
>fill out the survey, letting them know how shitty that guy was
>haven't seen him there since in the few times I go there or walk by it
>>287910969
It is $5 lower than the lowest price online
>>287911510
Shouldn't you be studying for some 10th grade paper son
>>287911512
i did this today too
>>287911839
i know ur a little kid ehheh shouldnt u be learning ur shapes? im a big real guy making 300k starting though lmao and u r jus a baby! i am more world smarter then u! my opinion is more valid haha! u are a disgrace!
>>287910243
I'm telling you now: You are better off getting it from a fucking Gamefly rental. It is that bad. I say this as someone who enjoys Neptunia games: PP and HDN1 are horrible to bad.
>>287911512
>tax
living in Oregon is truly the best
>>287910470
>>287910018
>>287911152
>>287911969
Go back to the kitchen Brian
>>287911969
U r
Listen to this edgy story
>Be at gamestop alone no parents
>only 17 at the time
>pick up call of duty modern warfare latest game at the time
>sweat beads dripping off me
>Walk to the pay area
>He looks me down and says are you 18 sir
>look him directly in the eye and say yes sir yes I am
>I pay and run out of that shop like the Tasmanian devil
>had a panic attack when I got home
That is my mental story
>>287911061
You realise PC games come on disks too..right?
>>287912105
uagay
>>287908907
But what really happened is you just said nothing and stood there in silence while your friend gave you shit
>>287912167
The last PC game on disc I bought was DoW2 Retribution. It had a Steam key inside of it.
>>287911682
Wasn't really trying to tell anything but a GS story.....
>overthinking
>>287911061
except you do
>>287911512
Wow anon you're so cool!
>At Gamestop
>The year is 1993
>With my mom and brother
>Brother is slightly autistic and always wears overalls
>Pretty skinny too from eating only ramen and dog shit
>Walk into Gamestop on the 4th of July 1996
>See shiny new N64
>Look at my brother with mischievous grin
>HE
>>287912167
who still buys physical PC games, especially when the majority of them require online activation anyways?
>>287911797
Nice work anon. It's not his job to tell you how shit your taste is. Glad he got what was comin to him.You still have shit taste
>>287912501
Fucking Kek for the retarded brother is he dead yet
>>287908907
>>287912273
Not really
>>287912547
Hey, I won't defend Destiny. It was a pretty big letdown. At that time I didn't think Activision would kill the game as hard as they did.
>>287909887
This is why I always have my girlfriend buy the game for me, she always get the best cases, manuals and sometimes posters they find when the games are traded in.
Get good
>>287912512
>Tfw tell customers all the time that they'll need to use steam to actually play the game and they should just buy it digitally
>They don't care they still want the disc
Lel
>>287912167
no they dont
you still have to download the game from steam, even if you got the disk
>>287912593
He's a little bit gangly and lacks finesse but he's alright
The last time I went to a gamestop was circa 2007 with my then-roommates to sell some old games to pay the light bill. One of them was gay and he picked up a dude working as cashier.
>buying steam giftcard for friend's birthday
>14 year old kid in front of me trying to buy some game that is rated M, """flirting""" with the young looking female employee with attention-coloured hair
>obviously trying to make voice sound deeper, ect.
>finally gives up and slowly puts the game back
>"Hello Sir, is this all tod-"
>yup
>"Steam? What games are you going to buy?"
>i dont play videogames
>"oh, okay"
>entire exchange takes less than 30 seconds
>i had been waiting in line for 15 minutes
FUCKING
ADOLESCENTS
STOP TRYING TO LOOK COOL FOR THE 19 YEAR OLD COMMUNITY COLLEGE SLUT GOD DAMN
I JUST WANT TO GET HOME ANDfuck my girlfriend before playing videogames
>>287912761
are you stupid? you have to activate it online, but you don't have to download the entire game, it's on the disk
>>287911291
Epic rage comic
>>287908907
Went to GameStop at 9am.
They dont open till 10.
Fucking GameStop!
>>287912501
>1993
>Gamestop
That brand name was what Funco was renamed back in 2000.
>>287911512
You and OP should get together and share more stories.
>>287910243
only if you want to be known as the local pedophile
>>287912046
I know, I don't know how people can stand paying more than the label price.
>>287910384
Wrong.
All of the homo
>>287911291
It hasn't been played before so the disc is still new
>Giving a fuck about shrink wrap
>>287912617
>>287910798
>Georgia
ma nigga
alright I've got one
>at GameStop
>ask qt 3.14 for gta flavor town
>tell her I can't wait to play as Guy Fieri
>bitch tells me it doesn't even exist
>play the flute passed down to me from my grandfather
>Guy Fieri busts through the roof
>sprays the bitch with donkey sauce
>she melts
>mfw
>>287912761
>you still have to download the game from steam, even if you got the disk
You are wrong. nothing more to say.
>>287913557
so wait what did he do with the ice cream?
>>287908907
Hey OP, at least write an original one instead of stealing one from yesterday's thread, you cunt.
Check out this crazy story.
>Walk into Gamestop
>Going to pick up pre-order
>Manage to pick up-pre-order with no casualties
>Leave and go home to play my game.
Fucking Gamestop man.
>>287911061
>Not buying off GoG
>>287914275
This meme is boring
>>287914032
Don't click that link, it's malware.
>>287914275
These made up stories are just getting too absurd for me.
>go to gamestop
>pick up my preorder
>they ask if i want to sign up for any bullshit promotions they have
>reply with "no"
>cashier tells me to have a nice day, i tell them likewise
>leave
Feels good having a local GameStop that doesn't have autistic employees and/or customers.
>>287914032
delete this post
>>287914032
>ACTUALLY malware
Welp.
>>287909178
Stop
>go into eletronics boutique
>ask guy at front for copy of Kirby squeek squad for DS
>guy says he has it
>spends 5 minutes with me looking for it
>we find it
>I buy it
>He tells me before I go that they don't have enough MMN3ds's to cover all preorders
>he says "we plan to open at 9 for it, so come in ASAP"
>tell him I actually am going away that day for business
>he sighs and says "ok. I'll hold on to it for you"
>He held on to it for me
FUCKING ELETRONICS BOUTIQUE
I bought Bangai-O Spirits for $2 and some cents at GameStop last week. It's a very fun game.
>>287912758
She's fucking them, you cuck
>go to pick up a copy of Revengence
>some asshole is sitting at the counter chatting up the clerk
>waiting there for 15 minutes just to buy one game
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>not buying all your games off the internet
lol, interacting with people is overrated. Im convinced at least half of you only do this in the slim hopes of some gamer gurl asking you out.
>>287911061
I could spend a few weeks torrenting and storing files, and have enough shit to play for the rest of my life. For only the cost of actually powering it all.
Steam could die tomorrow and my game collection will not have changed.
Keep drinking the kool aid though, by all means
>go to GameStop with high functioning autistic brother (the focused but shy kind, not the helmet and sweat pants variant)
>pick up Destiny to play with my friends online
>neck beardette behind counter flat out tells me to buy dragon age instead because it's a "smaller game that has a deeper social impact"
>tell her no thanks and ask for destiny instead
>interrupts me saying how people like me are destroying the "gaming economy" and that I'm "raping videogames" by playing AAA games.
>I literally don't know what to say at this point.
>Autisim speaks yells from wiiU section that nobody cares what minimum wage people think.
>buy all my games from Amazon now.
So /v/ how are you destroying the gaming economy?
This thread was better when that guy came in whining about how he got blown by a qt 3.14 trap, who then came out to him as a pre op and then he cried faggotry.
>go to gamespot to trade in BF4
> whipe game down with soft shirt prior
>employee tells me that doing this will ruin the game and he can no longer take it
>game looks perfectly new
> i say "this is ridiculous, ask your co worker how he feels"
> co worker agrees with me
> "manager" douce says its his call wont take game
> i say "man thats some real bullshit"
> guy tells me i have to leave the store now for using foul language
> at this point I've lost my cool
> "whats your fucking problem man? Having a bad day? Dont take that out on me dick"
> mocks me by repeating the praise in a foolish voice
> i challange him to a fist fight out front of store loudy
> at this point a crowded holiday crowd is watching
> he declines challange and calls me some names
> i ask him what he'll do if i just cross the counter and kick the shit out of him ( i'm 6'4 250)
> he says he'd call mall security
> i call him a faggot pussy and leave
> trade game in the next day at different gamespot, tell them the story, they say that he always has an attitude and this will likely be last straw.
>>287911061
I'd love to see Nintendo personally come to my door and take my super nintendo cartridges.
>>287915592
That was fucking great, especially since90% of the responses wanted to Fuck heremyself included
>>287915489
>dragon age
>not AAA
>>287915661
But you were in the wrong here due to how you reacted.
>>287915814
are there pics
>>287913412
Is there still that law that you can't pump your own gas down there? Completley unrelated but I live up in washington and spaghettied the first time I got gas down there god knows how many years ago
>>287916036
Asking him to ask a co worker if he agrees puts me in the wrong?
>>287916151
Nope
>>287908907
>things that never happened
You probably got all flustered and started sweating when you were asked why you wanted the manual. And maybe since your friend embarrassed you in public, you decided to go on an anonymous image board and talk about "fucking his bitch". Seriously, nobody talks like that. I guarantee you're underaged.
>>287909352
Fuck off OP.
>>287916327
Literally this entire part:
> i say "man thats some real bullshit"
> guy tells me i have to leave the store now for using foul language
> at this point I've lost my cool
> "whats your fucking problem man? Having a bad day? Dont take that out on me dick"
> mocks me by repeating the praise in a foolish voice
> i challange him to a fist fight out front of store loudy
> at this point a crowded holiday crowd is watching
> he declines challange and calls me some names
> i ask him what he'll do if i just cross the counter and kick the shit out of him ( i'm 6'4 250)
> he says he'd call mall security
> i call him a faggot pussy and leave
>buy a game
>it's all scratched to fuck and doesn't work
>return it
>the girl gets all pissy with me and act like it's my fault
>>287915592
The best part was he deleted all the shit he said too
>>287915489
>Autisim speaks yells from wiiU section that nobody cares what minimum wage people think.
damn, your autistic brother is less autistic than you
>>287916527
His tone from the get go was total asshole, and when i said "man thats some bullshit" it was in a playful manor not agressive at all. I still planned to just buy the game i was gonna trade in towards and be on my way. His over reaction and telling me to leave the store saying "bullshit" was nonsense
>>287916372
>doesn't know I'm 20
>not having friends you talk shit to like this
>thinking it's a problem to ask employees simple questions
>thinking I samefag
>>287916868
You cursed at him and then accelerated the issue of your own volition. It is your fault. The way you're trying to shift blame makes me think you're colored. Are you colored?
>>287914032
why aren't the mods cleaning up spam like this?
>>287916725
Pretty much. He makes almost 100k a year doing VFX. I get in fights with retards at GameStop. :(
>>287916868
If the story is exactly how you tell it, I'm on your side. Guy is a fucking dick.
Gamestops are criminal anyway, those motherfuckers have sold me scratched up used discs in brand new cases and I went in there and tore them a new one. Motherfuckers.
>>287913550
New implies it's in the factory seal. The moment you open anything it's no longer new. It's why figs need to be in their box to be collectable.
>NOT caring about a game handled by a dozen different hands in a paper slide that scracthes the disk.
>>287917160
It's okay anon, at least you don't like Dragon Age Cisquisition
>>287917160
You sound like cool guys, I don't see the problem.
>>287917093
He's obviously Mexican. Caucasians don't say "man that's some bullshit"
>>287911291
They do that because they need a display copy to sell the game. It's the only one on display and it's simply held in the back until someone buys it. Don't get so upset over shrink wrap.
>Go into Gamestop
>Approach counter
>"Hey, do you guys have the new 3DS?"
>"Yes, but we only have them in red."
>"That's fine."
>"Here you go sir, would you like to pre-order Battlefield Hardline?"
>"No thanks."
>"Okay, have a good day!"
>Leave
I don't know what's wrong with the Gamestops you guys go to.
>>287913306
>>287912428
>this new
>>287917357
Mexican is colored too. And plenty of negros I know say "Man, that's some bullshit."
>>287912140
M rated games are 17+ you idiot.
>>287917590
Yes, butnegros dont buy games
>>287917475
>not getting the joke
>>287917360
>buying ketchup without the bottle.
no need to be upset anon
>>287916610
Nah, the mods came in and gutted the thread. It was about 80 posts that got nuked.
>>287917662
They buy Madden and Call of Duty.
>>287917093
Im white, Italain though
>>287917371
It really does vary from store to store. There are two Gamestops near me; one is staffed with cordial and completely okay people and is well-maintained. The other smells really bad and whenever I go there the guy on counter is this confrontational dude with a literal neckbeard and trenchcoat who swears loudly even when kids are in the store.
>>287917860
>Italian
You're not white. Nice try, though.
>>287917860
>Italian
>white
>>287917223
Exactly how i tell it without the disgusting tone the empoyee used from the get go
>>287917093
He's asking nicely if he's a nigger.
>>287917662
theypirate them like most of the niggers on this board
>Walk into Gamestop
>It's actually a bear cage
>mfw I'm a bear
>>287917960
What does being 100% itlaian make me? Caucasian you fuck
>>287916240
did you touch their pump, they hate when you touch the pump
>>287918108
>>287918108
Bear/bear
would bear again
I forgot this happened to me, holy shit.
>go into GameStop to buy RE4 Platinum Edition
>walk to the counter with it
>clerk asks for my ID
>cards me, I'm not old enough
>walk outside and see this HUEG Mexican
>face tattoos and everything
>ask if he'd be my parental guardian while I buy a game
>he agrees, we walk back in
before I can say anything.
>HEY ARE YOU GUNNA SELL THIS FUCKING GAME TO MY NEPHEW OR WHAT
>clerk shits himself and sells me the game
>I walk out with my new large Mexican friend
>he pats my back and I head home
Fucking GameStop.
>>287918157
more like Cauc-loving asian you flamer
>Buy 18+ Game
>Cashier asks for ID
> I'm 6ft with grey hair and a beard
>>287916868
>guy is a dick, so naturally i chimped out
this is why nobody respects niggers
>walk into Kikestop 10 years ago
>realize I can just pirate games or buy them online instead of going into a shitty ass store made for soccer moms and casuals
>never been back since
Do you autists seriously still shop at this store? This is truly mindblowing to me if so. Guess this site really is being infested by reddit.
>be me
>goto ghettostop
>buy red RE4 LE steelcase days after launch
>not one single hitch
>bro black guy manning the shop calls out as I leave
>he asks me if I also want one of the preorder soundtracks
>i say yeah
>he just tosses it to me, gratis
>somehow manage to catch it w/o losing my spaghetti
>say thanks, dude
>leave
fuck gamestop
>walk into gamestop with gf to pick up pokemon
>find out i dont have enough money
>gf buys it for me while i whine about being broke
holy fuck I was a faggot.
>>287918562
Im not black you dummy
>>287915489
>things that never happened
>>287918836
>i-i'm not black i swear
>>287918836
you might as well be if that's how you react to shit
>Go to Gamestop when I was like 8
>Ask for GTA 3
>"Alrighty, and do you have a parent or guardian above the age of 18 present?"
>The guy pulls my mom off to the side and spends a good 40 minutes discussing why video games are bad
You fucking work at gamestop, why would you say that?
>>287918836
just like you don't need a vagina to be a woman, you don't need to be black to be a nigger
>>287908907
is this pasta or are you the same guy from the last thread?
>>287919091
He probably was upset that you were going to kill the industry with garbage like GTA.
He was the hero you deserved...
>>287919053
I guess you'd just have to be there to see the situation, i was in the right, the other employee was apologising to me. That was the only time in my life i've reactated in a similar mannar. Fucking 4chan and your racisim.
>Lose PS3 controller cord
>Pick one up at Gamestop the next day
>Go home, pull out my computer chair
>Find the original one
>Return the new one the next day.
Hang on to your receipts always!
>>287919113
You're retarded, I'm not in any way a nigger im from upper middle class, dont steal, dont use drugs, etc. The guy was a dick i never act like that
>>287919091
>be a Gamestop employee years ago
>some kid is being a little shit in my store
>comes up to the counter and puts a GTA game on it demanding I get him it
>I say he needs his parent and he gets mad making a tantrum cause there not there (parents think we were fucking babysitters)
>comes back later with parent
>warn her about all the violent and adult graphic material in it
>she's shocked and yells at her son for wanting it
>she's literally pulling him out of the store shouting
>mfw
>>287914032
DELETE THIS
>Go to Gamestop
>Selling Omega Ruby because I got bored with it
>They offer me $17 cash
>They're selling their used copies for retail prices
>Earlier that day sell it for $30 on Craigslist
FUCKING CRAIGSLIST
>>287919246
No no no, I mean he brought up JACK FUCKING THOMPSON, and referenced his whole shtick. Sarcasm?
>>287915489
I would laugh so hard right then if that was my bro
>>287919282
I hope you learned to act in a more civilized and rational manner next time.
>>287919394
>guy asks you to leave for cursing at him
>flip out and threaten to fight him
you're a goddamn nigger
>Went to Gaystop to buy Dying Light on PC (I like to buy boxed copies cause shit Pennsylvania internet)
>Check phone, its 11:15am
>Im next
>"Blah blah blah, man im gonna throw in the season pass too, its pretty much required and its a value"
>No thanks man
>"blah blah blah it includes all this shit man, dont you like be a zombie mode, you can be a zombie and this and that"
>No
>"Hey man, you pick up Evolve yet, its my GOTY"
>Not interested
>"Dont like like Left4Dead?"
>Yes
>"Well then your missing out, screw that haters its better than L4D"
>No thanks man
>"Blah blah blah can I interested you in a preorder"
>No
>"Blah blah can I interest you in a credit card. its has blah blah blah 6 months same as cash blah blah blah"
>Look man, im not interested in any of it
>"Can I interest you in a pre-order, you got a PS4?"
>No, look, can I just pay and go
>"Hey man you dont need to be so disrespectful, im just doing my job"
>Him and another work start ranting at me
>Rings up my game, literally throws it at the counter, it falls to the floor
>"Bye"
The whole transaction took NEARLY 10 FUCKING MINUTES, WITH 3 PEOPLE BEHIND ME
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED, WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>Tfw too beta and I didnt complain except on that stupid online survey
>Got a $5 off coupon at least
>carless friend wants to go to GameStop
>give him a ride over, I wanted to check on the Amiibos anyway
>talk with the cashier
>known him for years, he's cool as fuck
>chat about Amiibos and random other shit
>friend comes up to the register with a copy of WWE 2K15 for the Xbone
>"Hi, do you have three more copies of this in back?"
>Cashierbro is baffled, but goes to grab some games
>my dumb motherfucker of a friend bought four copies of WWE 2K15 because he watched a video of the character creator, thought it was funny, and wanted me and his other two friends to try making funny characters with him
>spent $240 when he could have gameshared them for $120, or used my Target employee discount to get them for $205
>he's never even seen WWE somehow
>try to give the game back to him
>he refuses several times
>drop him off and go home
>well fuck it, I'm going to have to play this anyway, so I might as well install it
>open the game and install it
>calls me later
>tells me that none of his other friends wanted their copies either, so he's going to try to go get a refund
>"Oh... Well, I, uh, already opened mine. You can still get trade-in credit if you want, I'll bring it over in a few."
>insists that I keep it
>sold it to Hasting's for $40
This dumb motherfucker. I love you man, but you're crazy.Thanks for giving me back my PS4 after you bought it from me for $500 though.
>>287911512
Holy shit this is good
>>287919790
Wait, do those surveys actually give you coupons?
>>287917723
Got a link to the archived thread?
>>287919902
Probably only if you bitch and moan. Then again thats the only one I bothered to do
>Go to gamestop a few months back to get Twilight Princess and NHL 10 cause it was like, 4 bucks.
>qt behind counter with a bunch of zelda tattoos and i talk
>have a short conversation about skyrim and she tells me bout dragon age too
>mutual "cool"
>buy my game, renew my card
>leave
man fuck gamestop.
>>287919738
I said "bullshit" that far from strong language you neckbeard. Kid was on his high and using a very agressive tone with me. You're an autis who spends most of his time home in his room and never deals with real life situations
>>287915661
>> i challange him to a fist fight out front of store loudy
HAHAHAHA you are a fucking faggot
>>287919790
The employees probably get scolded for not pushing that crap on every customer. Do you think they're doing it from the kindness of their heart?
>>287919532
I don't know what the gamestop employee said.
GTA is the proto-CoD that damaged the industry - It brought in the plebs and helped usher the dumbing down of games.
>>287911374
Your license to play the games expires the day steam dies. So no, you cannot legally torrent them.
Hella epic thread boys. Upvotes all around.
>actually paid for the game after that
>buying shit at gamestop in the first place
>>287920073
No, but shouldn't you know, cutting the chitchat to a minimum be required with a line forming?
Like I can handle "Do you want to pre-order, renew card, credit card" if I can jsut say no and move on.
The guy had to make small talk with everything and keep asking me inane questions about what kind of games I played.
>>287919091
Same thing happened to me
>Already completed Ninja Gaiden on Xbox
>Go to buy Ninja Gaiden Black
>Employee asks for my parents to be here
>Can't buy the enhanced version of my favorite game of all times
This has to be one of the worst offense someone did to me. I COMPLETED NG IN MASTER NINJA ALREADY FAGGOT I WAS READY FOR BLACK TOO.
So did that gamestop credit card ever become a thing? I haven't heard anything about it since it was announced.
>go into GameStop last night
>called them earlier to hold their last copy of MH4U
>also brought some games to trade toward it
>get in line
>some really autistic guy who can barely walk is in front of me
>turns around to ask me what I've got
>tell him I'm trading stuff in
>starts talking my head off about his newly found love for Lego games
>this takes forever because a family in front of him is buying a PS4
>and they don't even know what games they want
>so they take 15 minutes looking at games
>while holding their place in line
>guy shows up to work other register
>autist gets in line
>didn't even bring games to the checkout
>he had them look for the games he wanted
>asked a shit-ton of questions
>even the cashier wants him to leave
>some black kid gets in front of me
>don't care because he's just buying UEFA 2008
>finally get my shit
>leave after at least an hour of waiting
>>287916240
>>287918182
I live in oregon right on the border, but usually do everything in washington, and also grew up in washington. I am still so used to pumping my own gas that the rare occasion I get gas in oregon I almost always start to get out of my car and then realize I don't have to.
Why the fuck not though, it makes more jobs.
I
>>287920497
Yep, and 0 payments for SIX MONTHS
I know someone who has racked up about $700 in debt on it thinking they can pay it off before the 6 months
Its month 5
They dont understand the concept of accrued interest and they make close to no money.
Might see someone literally go bankrupt from video games
>be me
>last month, in gamestop
>asks for a new copy of Smash for the 3DS
>gives me preownded Smash case, no manual and a sticker
>I tell him that it isn't in shrink wrap
>He replies "haha yeah"
>he charges me full price
>end up buying it because i hate to be a bother
I hate this shit.
>>287920771
holy shit no way sonnn
>>287920771
Cuck
>>287911726
mfw buying weeb-to-the-max games from retail.
> go to eb games
> pre-order dark souls for free collectors edition
> paki manager keeps pushing skyrim and cod on me way harder than any other employee
> game is released
> no collectors editions in stock
> tell him all pre-orders get bumped to it
> he calls up to head office or some shit
> they tell him to take one of his employees personal copies who hadn't opened it yet and give it to me
> take that shit but what the fuck they can do that?
>>287921349
fuckin paki managers, man. I had one once.
>qt at the register
>but my game and hand her the money
>immediately start walking away, she calls for me asking if I want my change, it's like 15 bucks
>go back and get it
>She smiles at me and says: "Enjoy your game!"
>I say: "Heh, you too. Have a fun job... day."
>leave and nearly knock over a rack
nothing too bad, i don't know how you autists have such crazy experiences
why do people go to this place? walmart has all the new shit and amazon is more likely to have old shit.
I only used to go to for the trill of the hunt looking for rare ps1 and gba games, but now that's gone so I never bother.
>>287919237
Same guy
>>287910456
0/10
Apply yourself
>>287919237
>I'll start with the one I shared in that thread:
Gee I wonder
>>287913550
I own *many* games where the intact shinkwrap is actually worth more than the game it contains. If I didn't want that wrap to keep it pristine forever, I'd just buy a used copy and save $5.
>>287919091
>be 8
>go to toys r us to get Sonic Advance cause I'm 8 and a sonic fag
>quickly find it with parents and ask employee to get it out of the case for me
>guy tells my parents it's a hard game
>I demand I get it anyone
>go home
>easiest 2d sonic I ever played
Wtf Toys R Us employee
>browse ps vita section
>see game "new" 30 dollars
>same game right next to it pre-owned 28 dollars
gamestop is the best
Last time I went to Gamestop was for Smash 4's 3DS release, and it was on a whim.
>out with roommates for late night Denny's
>remember it's the night of the release of Smash 4 for 3DS
>Stop by Gamestop on way there, "preorder" like an hour before midnight release
>Eat Denny's, stop by Gamestop on way back and get my copy of game
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
I only had one autistic experience at Gamestop, and it's old as fuck.
>holiday 2002 or 03? whatever, the Christmas that DOA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball was released
>mom yanking her fat screaming kid to the counter, looked no older than like 10
>mom yells at the EB employee about this game despite the fact it was rated M.
>fat kid tard rages and knocks over the strategy guide rack while the EB employee awkwardly tries to sell them E-rated Xbox games
>mfw
OH FUCK A MEMORY JUST CAME TO ME
>Be 11
>Want a Resident Evil Game for Playstation like all my friends
>At EB Games in the mall with my parents
>Ask an employee for a PS1 Resident Evil game
>He gets me pic related
FUCKING
GAMESTOP
>Go toEB Games
>Midnight launch for Burning Crusade
>Lining up, just waiting, about ten minutes to go
>Guy from inside the store runs out and yells in a super excited way "WHO'S READY FOR THE BURNING CRUSADE!?"
>Gets no reaction what so ever from the crowd
>We all just stare at him
>Face goes bright red and he walks back into the store quickly
>As I get to the front of the line and into the store, can't see him anywhere
>Get my game and leave
Thing is, it's my local store that I go to and I hadn't seen him work there since. Hope he's ok and it didn't effect him that bad.
>>287921639
Do people ever go to Walmart for just one thing?I work there. They don't.
So get ready to spend at least $200.
id like to go to a videogame store in america, you all have such crazy stories
its like youre going to the zoo
>>287919910
No, wouldn't matter anyway. Like I said, the mods removed all the good stuff.
>gamestop
>preordering Smash Bros for the 3DS
>qt cashier girl
>she's shocked that someone like me is interested in that game
>small talk about the game and who we main
>she asks for my friend code
>tell her i dont have it
>she writes me her friend code on a piece of paper and tell me to bring mines in the next time i'm there
>tell her i'm not from the area so I probably
won't be back
>she says it's fine, hopes i enjoy the game
>she smiles
Fuck you Nintendo. Pic related is what she gave me. Why is there no friend request system?
>>287923205
Whoops. I didn't preorder the game. I meant I just purchased it. This happened two months ago.
>>287916868
you're a faggot
literally worse than a confrontational manlet
I once fucked the grill employee at a FUGIN GABESTOB in the backroom. She asked me if I wanted to preorder some shit and I was like "Naw. Wanna fuck?" and then we just did it. If they work at gamestop as a rule they're pretty easy. If you spergs just took the initiative you'd probably get laid easily.
>Go to EB Games
>Go to get Infamous 2 but decide to browse around
>Some kid is at the counter asking questions to the employee about the X-Box One/PS4
>Continuously repeats his questions
>Some other guy in the store goes to the counter
>The kid starts complaining about the guys choice
>"You shouldn't buy Skyrim, Fallout is so much better, it has guns!"
>Guy awkwardly humors him and leaves with his game
>Kid starts talking shit about that guy
>After I've finished looking around, go to the counter just as the kid is leaving
>The other employee at this point has come out and serves me
>The employee the kid was talking to drops to his knees, covering his head with his arms
>Other employee and me look at him asking if he's ok
>He stand up, takes a deep breath and says "I'm going on my break"
>Walks out to the backroom
>Other employee tells me that kid has been in for the past 3 days for at least 2 hours asking the exact same questions.
>Work at Toys r Us
>Build bikes all day
>Get employee discount for vidya and Neat plushes
>First dibs on stuff with bro Electronic guys
>>287912889
watch out for this Edgelord, might cut you if you get to close
>>287923205
Doesn't matter. There's no personal message system for the 3DS either. Unless she planed on giver you her phone #, too...s-sorry anon
>>287912875
>gamestop
>selling games
>for real money
LOL
>>287908907
>walk into Gamestop
>start taping my Boycott Sonic Boom stickers up
>MANager tries to mansplain me to leave the store
>I walk away
>He invades my personal space
>In total defense I spray a small sprits of my pepper mace at his feet
>I get pretty upset about it
>Just want the whole thing to be over
>I calmly tell them not to call anyone as I'm leaving
It was a good day.
>>287908907
This happened to me today
>be in line at gamestop with my gf
>she wanted to pre-order MKX
>suddenly the most stereotypical neckbeard you have ever seen in your whole life comes in; honestly somewhat rare in my country
>start whispering in her ear, describing him in a David Attenborough voice:
>"and here we see the Lesser-Spotted Neckbeard in his natural habitat"
>she is trying not to laugh
>two little kids come into the shop straight after him
>calling him "Daddy", asking him for shit
>wtf they're his apparently
>"this male appears to have successfully reproduced, very rare for this species"
>gf loses her shit, starts laughing her ass off
>neckbeard notices
>looks at us angrily and leaves
>gf gets embarrassed and leaves without preordering
>I still want that preorder DLC, goddamnit
pic very much related, except the wife wasn't there
>>287908907
>Halo 2 release sophomore year of high school
>nearest Game Stop is an hour away
>pack my car full of bros, road trip or on release day
>three of us get the game, nowhere near the legal age
>last friend gets denied, he was the youngest of the group but didn't really look it
>owner badgers him, won't give in
>mutual older friend from high school who didn't come with us shows up out of nowhere, says he is an adult and buys the game for my left out friend
I dunno that's all I got.
> be 13
> Year 1997 (yes I'm old as fuck)
> Read about a JRPG on AOL that sounds really interesting.
> Pic related
> Go toBabbagesat the mall with Xmas money to get it
> Cute girl at the cash register, looked college aged. Kind of a raver girl look.
> She can't stop gushing about the game
> "Oh my god I've never met anyone else who likes these games!"
> Ends up offering to exchange AOL screennames to talk about video games
> We chat for a few months before gradually drifting apart
>>287924165
>before gradually drifting apart
and how did this happen
>>287922297
>like 10
>going to target with live in nanny
>look at videogame section and mortal kombat
>even if I had money I couldnt buy it cuz too young
>take it to a corner and take the manual and 3.5 disks and stuff them in my pants
>put box back
>leave store
>nanny asks why I left the store, say I wanted to
>on the way back read the manual, she asks where I got it and I said I already had it
>Play it on low graphics with no background and still runs like shit on my computer
You ever steal vidya?
>>287923205
dam she wanted ur dick son
>>287915661
pic of >>287915661
>>287924380
Not him, but it happens in most long-distance relationships, friend, gf, or otherwise.If your gf moves across the state, you better go with her no matter what, because holy shit this is hard.
>go to GameStop to buy PS4 so I can play Blunderborn and eventually MGSV and MKX
>one guy working the store
>trading in Why U since even ninty hates it now
>do the promotion where you trade in a ps3 or xbox360 towards the console and get 3x trade credit
>also get a year of PS+ when you buy a PS4 because I'm a club member or w/e
>neat.png
>spend 20000 member's points on a coupon so I can afford Infamous too
>one guy there
>between me, him testing out my consoles to see if they work, other customers and getting his computer to accept 3 different promotions on one transaction, it takes 3 hours to get my PS4
fuck small GameStop stores, waste of my time
>go to gamestop
>walk into the back of the store, out of view of the register
>some guy is taking a shit in the middle of the hall
>it's a fucking huge shit too
>i know what the chinks in nagasaki felt like
>run the fuck out of there
>next day walk by the store and there's police tape blocking the entrance
>go to pick up smash 4 wii u
>autistic neckbeard starts ranting at me about how there's no wavedashing e.t.c and that smash 4 is a watered down casual shitfest.
>tell him to fuck off
>he says no
>i roll behind him
>he rolls behind me
>i roll away from him
>he roll toward me
>i just grab him and throw him away from me.
>i gtfo there
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>287912758
I sometimes get my sister to do the same thing
I got her to get me GTAV on 360because I was underage at the timebut the faggot behind the counter also gave her the preorder blimp even though she hadn't preordered, presumably because he fancied her
>>287924380
Well there was quite an age difference. She was like 7 or 8 years older than me. So there wasn't all that much to talk about.
I don't really remember it too well. We talked a lot about Persona and other JRPGs. She was one of the first people I ever knew in real life who liked them except for my mother, sister, and one of my cousins.
>>287923902
> I still want the preorder dlc
Op is actually the neck beard, kids were actually his two weaboo security pillows
>>287924717
they are fucking your sister
>>287918185
Oh fuck, gellieman, that was ages ago.
>>287923772
Not him but i feel like you might be a little upset
>>287920771
don't be a cuck
>>287918423
Most cashier systems (probably GameStop's) require you to scan an ID in order for an age-restricted order to be processed.
>>287908907
>Wake up
>remember I needed to get something for my guitars
>music store is closed on sundays cause fuck you and the one I work at is 35 minutes away
>Decide to go to se my brother for a bit
>with just an hour left before the stores close
>make it to FUCKINGebgames (greek canadian bitch)
>Looking around for some cheap game to buy and play
>pick up Condemned 2 cause it was good
>go to cash see my dudebro friend that works there
>talking about all the cool games coming out this year
>and how hype we are for Batman Arkham Knight
>I get a phone call from my mother
>I told the person behind me to go infront
>10 minutes literally pass by
>I get off the phone
>the guy that was behind me is still talking to my dudebro friend
>ah whatever
>the cute girl working there a solid 7.5/10 with tats tells me to go over to her
>talking about Mortal Kombat and how the ps3 and 360 versions got delayed
>I tell her I had to cancel my pre-order for Bloodborne cause I don't think I can afford all these games
>she giggles and says "I wish I can get borderlands on tuesday."
>fucking trying to hold in my laughter and was about to correct her
>pay for my game and leave
>get into the car let out huge fart
>I felt completely hollow after that
>had to wait another 10 fucking minutes before I could drive
>>287925821
back when I worked at GS every employee was required to ID anyone even people obviously old enough, because corporate sent secret shoppers around and if they caught you, you were terminated
It has little to do with age, and everything to do with compliance
>>287925125
>mfwI made the preorder part up cos I saw an MKX thread earlier today. that story is true otherwise except it didn't happen at gamestop
>>287925457
Unlikely, seeing as she's a lesbian
>>287925821
That's a load of bullshit. I don't know how it goes for other countries, but the ERSB is a guideline system, not an age restriction. Its not like a Gamestop is going to get cracked down on for selling a Cawadooty to some 15 year old.
>Walk into gamestop
>pick up Ar no Surge box
>walk to counter
>Someone's there trying to pawn off their entire game collection for drug money
>cashier is an idiot and can't do anything
Literally every time I've gone in there for months.
>>287926449
I'm this guy
>>287926340
I worked as a manager at GS for 8 years
Blame soccer moms for the no-fun ID policies at the store and overreactions from corporate.
gamestop blowjob
>>287926341
to the sister thing, is joke love you bro
i am also the other guy.
> Recycle thread for 4chin cred maybe then maybe all the qt 3.14 will notice me, and suck me off in a game stop.
>>287926690
Are you living in Detroit?
>>287926690
Where do you live that this is a problem?
>>287915661
I don't approve of resorting to violence, but the manager made a big mistake here
> mocks me by repeating the praise in a foolish voice
Way to de-escalate the situation manager.
>>287918228
>HEY ARE YOU GUNNA SELL THIS FUCKING GAME TO MY NEPHEW OR WHAT
Sometimes I'm proud to be apuerto ricanmudblood
>>287926906
litterally anywhere though age changes
in texas we have a bunch of 14 yearolds getting gift cards to trade to other richer friends for drug money
>>287910594
I still buy physical pc games because they are often cheaper and some boxes like blizzard games are really good.
>>287926809
how do you think I met my gf? :^)
I got into a playful argument about how League of Legends is shit compared to Dota with a qt half-asian gamestop employee. The next semester she was in my Japanese class and is currently my gf.
tfw we play dota and she's decent at support
>>287927485
you to?! well fuck me right.
Crazy blue hair lip ring and 5'2"?
I'm only 5' 11" but I don't think I've ever seen a person taller than myself either working or shopping at gamestop. Is this odd?
Anyone else notice this?
