>Started playing the ME trilogy just to have some intense lesbian sex with Jack.
>Find out I can't
Time to start over I guessJack is best gurl
>>286573453
must be hard to live with such shit taste.
>>286573513
I bet you prefer that whore Miranda or the Quarin bitch because she makes you feel needed. Or LiaraLol fucking cuck
>>286573872
None of the above. Go back to fapping your gender bent man-child.
all of the ME women are cardboard, liking any of them takes shit taste.
>>286574983
Ok. Go back to your Persona shit tier waifu threads then.
>>286573453
OP is correct.
I wish they hadn't screwed up her hair in number 3. Bald suits her.
>>286575813
The true /v/ waifus are mainly in the Resident Evil series. Get fucked pleb.
>>286576039
This nigga gets it
>>286576039
Lol only REmake Jill is ok. I bet you like that little boy.
>>286575857
Both are fine, but yeah bald is better.
>>286576039
>/v/ is one person
>>286576292
>only REmake Jill is ok
>ok
Low testosterone faggot detected
>>286577042
Whatever faggot. You only aim for things you know aren't worth nigger dick.
>>286577394
>being this mad
Calm your tits sweety, we're just chatting about video games
>>286578046
Did that actually sounded mad? And yes you're right we are just chatting about video games. Which ME is your favorite if you have play any? Also why are GTAO heist so shit?
>>286578373
ME1 is the only one worth a damn. Also, I agree Jill is best and REmake Jill is best girl, but come on, man. RE has a pretty great bitch lineup. Even the one-off cunts are fine.
>>286573453
Speaking of, any mods out there that turn Jack into a dyke?
>>286578826
Well I really don't see the appeal of the others. And nah come on man ME2 is pretty good and since I recently started I guess I won't get buttmad over ME3 ending.
>>286578881
Don't know, don't care.
>>286577394
Only acceptable Jill is RE1 live intro Jill. All other Jills have been potatoes.
>>286579160
ME2 wasn't a complete disaster. You still had a handful of "towns" and good dialog. Still paled in comparison to 1, though. The ending of 3 was just the cherry on top of the shit sundae. That entire game was shit, Tuchanka excepted. Good multiplayer mode, though.
>>286579540
Well I guess I'll found if ME3 is a complete MassEffecton the trilogy.
The only good romances for shep is either Liara,Miranda or Jack, since Tali if left alone hooks up with garrus, and ashley goes with James
>>286573453
Honestly the only problem with Jack is the bald. She had the prettiest face out of all the ME girls but the lack of hair ruined it.
>>286580150
Ashley?
>>286580150
Ashley was cool in the first game because she's like a weird racist asshole. Then in h second she was fucking nothing, and in the third she was just garbage. Tali became a completely different character in 2 and 3. Miranda is shit top to bottom. Liara is the only true romance in the series.... which sucks because she's just an autistic weirdo.
>>286580671
>Not wanting to have wild passive-aggressive hot sex with a dominative Jack
>>286580724
Yes, but only if u were stupid enough to choose her over Kaidan.even if she has more personality and character development
>not Samara
Fucking /v/.
Too busy saving the galaxy, no time for chasing used poon.
>>286580754
>wanting to be dominated by a female
Literally a cuck.
>>286580671
Fagggggggg. Nah she looks great both way. Lol captcha was ccum
>>286580995
She tells you herself she is not looking for a relationship>tfw miranda uses internet to find casual sex while on shore leave buckes of cum
>>286581110
anon pls
>>286581193
Samara wanted to peepee touch but she couldn't bring herself to do it.
>>286581193
>not getting to kiss her on the fanfic DLC
Maybe in another life, in another time;___;
>>286581374
>peepee touch
>>286573453
Call me a deviant faggot, but I played the Mass Effect series to have a space adventure. Weird thought, huh?
>>286580995
I'm ashamed to say i've fapped to this pic moments after u posted it
>>286581623
Fucking Reddit.She was the main reason I started playing it, but the game is bretty gud
>>286581374
If you want peepe touch you can always get Morinth, but you die after.Best way to go
>>286573453
Jack's shaved head >>>>>> that weird punk hawk in ME3.
>>286575813
>your waifu is shit
>hah you must like these waifus
>no, those waifus are shit
>surely you must like THESE waifus
>no, I do not like any of those waifus
>can I interest you in some of these waifus?
You're a goddamn used waifu salesman. fuck off with your waifuism.
>>286581623
>Not going full Kirk
>>286573453
>manjaw
>no long, feminine hair
Queer thread? Queer thread.
>>286582082
Would you be interested in Metal Gear girls? Sire.
>>286582045
Morinth was the coolest. I was actually pretty pissed off when she just impersonated Samara. I wanted a "I'm the Captain, and I say the Spacecubus stays!" so she could keep acting like a playa.
>>286573453
>ME trilogy
>trilogy
>>286582284
EPIC MEEM XD POST? EPIC MEEM JOSÈ TIER THREAD.
>>286581934
Glad to have fueled your desire, anon.
>>286582284
>Go away weaboo, the power of Gaben compels you! leave this thread for now you face a champion of the lords
>>286582471
>Choosing morinth
>>286573453
Yep. Pretty nonsensical. Of all the people that should have been bisexual it should have been her.
But why add quwlait when you can just add quwnaity!
HERES YOUR BISEXUAL CHARCTER GUYS! SHES YOU PERSONAL ASSISTANT!
ALSO HERES 2 MOR CHARACTERS THAT ARE EXCLUSIVELY GAY!
ALSO KIDAIN IS NOW BISEXUAL FOR SOME REASON!
BUT ASH ISN'T BECAUSE OF REASONS!
>>286582925
Kaiden's confession to Shepard was the worst. Honest to god the worst part of the entire game. Nothing was so arbitrary and forced as that. I wasn't even mad. Just in complete disbelief at the incompetency of the writing.
>>286573453
Jack was so good in ME3, especially compared to other romances that got the shaft like Tali and Liara, that I went back and replayed 2 just to choose her.
>>286582925
I came. Im so mad at that too.
>>286582925
>But isn't jack bisexual, i'm pretty sure she says it herself in one of the conversations you can have with her
>>286583408
Yeah remembered that now. About the couple she was with. Not him btw.
>>286573453
The exact same thing happened to me, OP. ;_;
>>286583376
Good. As much as hate how ME was ruined there's some quality porn out there.
>>286584403
u have to post full pic now anon
>>286582732
Who are you quoting? He sounds like a memespouting retard.
jack has the best romance though, you break through her tough grrrl shell and make sweet love to her
>>286584403
Any links?
>>286584378
We share the same pain. Also why is Vanguard so OP?
>all these cropped porn ITT
My dick, MY DICK
>>286584743
Anon.... there are only two.....calm your dick, bro
>>286584452
>>286584624
Artist is Nesoun. His stuff's pretty good.
Also the last time I posted even censored porn I was banned in about 30 seconds.
>>286585178
Ok, no problem
>>286584403
It has a surprising volume thanks to Source Filmmaker. Even without SFM there's quite a bit of traditional art. There's especially a lot for a Western game. Most Western titles, outside of WoW, have very little porn even if they're incredibly popular.
It's weird, I sometimes think there are some designs that just scream for porn compared to character designs that Japanese games have. I wonder what qualities it takes to generate copious amounts of porn fanart. Being an outright sex icon, like Bayonetta, clearly is not necessary.
>>286581934don't be
>>286584403
I discovered Akabur from his Illusive Man's Revenge comic. Which incidentally isn't bad.
literally the most edgy character
>>286585695
I think unlike most forced edgy characters, Jack has a fairly good excuse for being a bit of a misanthrope.
>>286585695
>In this post: buzzwords that newfags ruined.
>>286585695
Jack has reasons to be edgy, though. Also, women are far more believable than edgy men.
>>286585535
> Akabur will never do an ME related game
Just imaging a Liara training game make my heart flutter.
>>286585895
This an edgy cunt.
>>286583343
>Liara getting the shaft in me3.
Are you kidding me. You impregnate her before the final battle. She has by far the most romance dialogue. It's clear the writers consider her canon.
