ITT also porn when?
is she actually a tranny or are people just saying that?
>>285868876
>Why is this transgenderness allowed
why not
>>285868876
just watch gay porn
>>285868936
>>285868939
Its a woman, Bliz would never go that low.
>>285868936
Look at that built probably has more testosterone than any alpha male known
She is very obviously female.
I, for one, applaud the diversity of female body types.
The males were all radically different and the females were the same boring body-archetype with different clothes.
I want short girls, tall girls, big girls etc. They don't have to make them ugly to make variety.
A bit worried about the black hole weapon she has though as Valve had a rule against restricting other players movement too much for a reason.
>>285868876
>>285868936
She's Russian.
>>285868876
Daily reminder that you can blame the Q&A at blizzcon for this shit!
/v/ wasn't triggered like this by the female barbarian, what happened?
Do Russian women only come in skinny femme fatale and bear mode?
>>285868876
>a woman that uses heavy weapons that looks like she can actually lift the things
What's the problem?
>>285869781
Because there was a male barbarian too.
>>285868876
Because it makes my dick hard
>>285868936
It's shitposting. Report and hide.
>>285869668
>She's Russian.
OK now it all makes sense.
>>285869340
>I, for one, applaud the diversity of female body types.
That is why you're a beta faggot cuck. Different female phenotypes in games will encourage women to continue to exist. Those woman things are terrifying.
>>285869912
She's not Tank Girl.
>>285868876
>put pink hair and tits on a man body
>instant stronk woman character
it's brilliant!
>>285869941
I think he means when she was added to Heroes of the storm and the male version wasn't.
>>285869668
>White
>"le wacky colored" hair
>Looks like a man
Blizzard sure knows their SJW audience.
>>285868876
This must be that "dude with tits" trope I've heard so much about.
>>285870124
I'm sincerely bothered by the manface, Can't fap to this.
>>285869757
>Female Zenyatta
Muh dick! blizz pls!
>>285870304
Why aren't those girls ugly and fat? Get this sexist shit out of my face
>>285869668
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>285870304
>those two
>soldiers
>>285869781
Because she has long hair, big tits, most of her body is exposed, and she doesn't look like an awkward lesbian dyke with a hair color and style trying way too hard to attract attention
>>285869426
>Decreased her ass size
This will be what kills the game.
>>285870307
>M-MUH SJW BOOGIE MAN! >:'(
>>285868876
Still weird they went with a Russian accent. I'm more concerned about parts of Tits McGee or whatever the cowboy's name is.
>>285869668
>She's Russian.
>>285869757
Blame for what?
Also what is this entitled molusk in the image trying to convey? That characters designed as personalities should be reduced to oblivions character creator?
It has no development sense at all.
>>285870304
DROP EET
>>285869340
>Valve had a rule against restricting other players movement too much for a reason.
Tell that to tf2's mini sentries
>>285868876
why is xhe muscular and not a fat disgusting pile of shit like your average tumblr cucumber? this isn't realistic at all
>>285870553
>implying russian chicks are only ugly stick-skanks.
>>285870391
The robot's cool.
>>285868876
>Shit technology in russian.
>>285870538
Yeah kind of an odd choice considering the obvious Heavy comparisons. They should have made her canadian or something.
>>285870512
Hi tumblr
>>285868876
why would you want porn for that cow
Make normal hair and she might have been cute
>>285870553
Fucking gross
>>285868876
That hairstyle is shit
just like the crusaders hairstyle in HOTS
>>285870756
>doesnt want porn of muscle girls
Check with the doctor.
>>285870512
>2015
>still thinks sjw is just a boogeyman
>>285870731
>apologizes when she gets a kill
>shrieks "EH?!" when she's shot
I'd play it.
>>285869668
Russians are cuties.
>>285870421
Underrated post.
>>285870553
Dude, you could have done better. I know you could.
>>285870853
>girls
>>285870304
That readhead woman shouldn't be looking inside of the barrel, shit's dangerous.
>>285870512
>>285870886
https://archive.moe/v/search/text/%3EMUH%20SJW%20BOOGIE%20MAN%21/
>>285870853
anon i think you might be gay
>>285870701
>>285870391
>male gender robots
One step forward, two steps back. Bravo Blizzard!
>beta this fall
What the fuck?
What happened to beta early 2015.
>>285870906
>teleports into action
>What's all this aboot then?
>domination kill. You're not my friend, buddy
>>285870721
>Щит Teхнoлoгия
Shield Technology.
>>285870921
If you walk around downtown Moscow they all look like super models, but if you walk around other parts it is a very mixed bag. I've only heard the same for the rest of Russia except small town girls, and you don't want to know what they're going to look like later.
>>285871097
im pretty sure women can't be monks anyway
>>285870124
& they still lap it up as diversity despite the stronk woman falling into Beata Anita's category of tropes.
>>285870454
this.
theres decent character design, like the female barb, and then theres laughably tryhard shyte, like the op.
>>285868876
I thought it was a Xenoblade character
>>285871013
>>285871073
you might need to get your test levels checked if you can't handle built woman
>>285871213
>Males have radically different shapes
>all the females are basically the same silhouette
Bad design is bad, but only the female side.
>>285871205
>sings Oh, Canada when she gets mvp
blizzard pls be reading
>>285868876
Can someone use their photoshop wizardry to change her hair to different colors? I think she could be qt with different color hair.
>>285871073
>>285871013
Jokes on you muscle girl haters, youve been tricked out of a muscly vagina.
more for me.
>>285871303
no, anon.
you're a faggot
>>285871303
Except her body size is half the videogame bitch. Half the size and five times the doping, given the total lack of definition.
>copies LoL
>copies LoL characters
LoL
>>285871070
>Said the exact same thing in 5 different Overwatch threads about the same thing
I think this guy is mentally ill
How do people get Criss-Cross scars?
Did someone cut the first line, then come back and do the next in the same spot?
>>285869757
>the roster already has plenty of women.
>NO, I DON'T WANT THAT I WANT MORE PRONOUN SLIDERS OR FUCK OFF.
>>285871221
Once they hit 30 they turn into hags but that's only because life is suffering. Pampered Slav cuties that grow up in the West remain cuties for life.
>>285871421
Stop trying to force your gay agenda on others, you woman hating queer.
>>285870756
>mfw I meet a girl with that exact physique
>>285871380
Fucking.
Gold.
>SJW
>Zarya has a boobplate
Calm the fuck down. Bliz is just trying to get a waifu for everyone.
>>285871460
>LoL.
Facebook clones of actual video games are hardly leading in character design anon.
>>285870572
it doesn't matter if they're characters, if i cant be a girl reaper its sexist!!!!!!
>>285869790
yes, yes they do
>>285871383
>her radian pink hair is a warning beacon
They know!
>>285871456
And one of the other characters if a fucking gorilla.
Are you seriously implying that tracer has a realistic body type too?
Theres literraly nothing wrong with a woman stronger than you normie faggots.
>>285870572
The social networking crowd was upset about Widowmaker and Tracer being nothing more than sexy bodies and having expanding asses. So this is Blizzard's response. I guess.
>>285871563
anon, no.
im being completely serious.
you
are
a
fag
>>285871987
All of the previously revealed female characters had the exact same body type. Almost none of the males did. That is lazy design and terrible for gameplay
>>285871383
Wasn't Anthony Cuck praising the DIVERSITY of this game despite the sniper and tracer being sexualized as fuck?
>>285868876
>be blizzard
>make the most egregiously sjw-pandering xhir tumblrstein monster
>it becomes the meme character
>overwatch still flops because it's shit
was it worth it?
>>285870731
But Russians are kinks..
>>285871861
Her mass is nothing a normal woman could not achieve.
>>285871839
>>285871882
no woman is stronger than me
women are weak and puny
>>285871882
>>285872043
Homo pls go
>>285871213
Cyborg Ninja debut when?
>>285872260
I see pegging in your future and snu snu
>>285872167
Citation needed.
For.. research purposes..
>>285872334
no u
I want to relive the emotions I had when I started TF2.
Why is this transgenderness allowed?
>>285868876
>>285868936
>>285872260
no man is stronger than me
men are weak and puny
>>285868876
>why is this allowed
Because they think it will make them more money by appealing to more crowds.
Anita's press conference about this tranny when?
>>285872573
Why are your posts allowed?
>>285872271
Muh dickeru, my hips would be shattered by the asspounding alone.
>we gotta protect creative freedoms and not let the SJWs ruin vidya
>omg wtf why is there a tranny in my vidya get it out
>>285872573
Fuckin Marlusha. So effeminate.
>>285872698
what tranny?
>>285872558
>I want to relive the emotions I had when I started TF2.
Boredom and disappointment?
>>285872585
I wanna fug her.
>>285872910
>doesn't have the primeval badge.
It brought back good memories of playing 2fort on QTF
>>285868876
Please tell me you can change the hair colour to something less cancerous
>>285872558
>healer has interesting movement
10/10 game design
if only it weren't for this game's fucking abundance of turret mechanics
>>285872585
That's some trannyoware-tier writing.
>>285872585
So, it's Heavy Weapons Guy except without any of the fun stuff?
How fucking boring.
>>285870483
It expands
I hope a fair amount ofstrongfatporn comes out of this
>>285872585
>>285868876
So she is the Heavy Weapons guy almost verbatim sans a real minigun and instead has a scifi one.
At least we can confirm blizzards writing team is working on another project.
>>285873005
That's what the cash shop if for anon, have no fear!
>>285873005
I read that in his voice.
>>285872558
>>285868876
There better be a lot of porn of this and it better be soon
>>285870731
Blizzard is actively going after the TF2 audience, inviting several popular members of the TF2 community to come play Overwatch at a press conference a while back. I don't think they're afraid of people drawing parallels.
>>285873203
I wanna be on board with it but
>that haircut
this kills the boner
>>285873189
Holy shit
We found DK's waifu
>>285873214
Big person has big gun. Wow how similar to generic big guy with a big gun. You sure got them.
>>285873214
>At least we can confirm blizzards writing team is working on another project.
Anon, you're so gullible you're adorable.
>>285873312
But it's just so creatively bankrupt. They could have easily just had her come from Khazakstan, Canadia or even Sweden?
It wouldn't cost them a damn thing to make that decision early and it would at least be new ground.
Futa porn when?
>>285873554
>even Sweden?
Already have a swede. You're not wrong though.
What bothers me about overwatch is that they seem to not actually be LEARNING from tf2, they're just mashing it together with moba principles. They're including lots of the things that made tf2 good but also some of the shit that holds it back.
What's with the excessive backstories? Characters should have interesting personalities, not interesting motives. It's why the TF2 mercs were so great, they're all just in it for money, and they're all assholes.
>>285871213
>out of all the previously announced characters they instead go with a pandering Dyke to give into the less than 5% that give a shit about their game.
Never understand why they dont' just screen these fucking crazy people that think that pandering is ok as long as it panders to their needs. Its a videogame, get the fuck over it.
>>285870304
that dude in the back
So all those questions about different female body types at Blizzcon created her, huh?
How come Blizzard can respond to that immediately, yet not gameplay/content issue feedback?
>>285869668
>>285873349
Look man, depending on the artist and how well its done, the haircut is the least of my worriesI'm in it for fat, not hair
Though it is atrocious, its not boner killing (at least not for me anyway)
>>285871067
kek
>>285873928
teehee
>>285873928
>>285873401
>comes from russia
>had to go home to protect her family
>Is now a mercenary, but still thinks of her family
She is pretty much heavy to a T, she is apparently a college girl just like the heavy. The only thing she is missing is a degree in russian literature and a pair of balls. Everything else fits the current tf2 artstyle just fine.
And I thought VI was bad
>>285873893
One requires a magnitude more work than the other.
>>285873893
>So all those questions about different female body types at Blizzcon created her, huh?
I doubt it, they most likely have a bag of character designs premade half a year ago and just releasing them to get hype. Some design elements can be changed, but expecting that they only had the medium body size planned for all females would be stupid.
>>285873893
Fuck no, the concept for her would have been created years ago, Blizzard can't complete a hero in a few months
>>285870447
I like that song.
>>285873893
>adjust a WIP character who hasn't been revealed yet to fit a request
>Rebalance and redesign all of the game mechanics
>just as easy
You're a fucking mongoloid. They have folders full of characters they didn't greenlight and they just went back and found one and had the artists finalize her.
>>285872613
Hence when cometh rape?
>>285874076
>current tf2 artstyle
That isn't saying much these days.
>>285873189
We're talking about something that was said after that trailer.
They have in fact stated they've decreased her ass size.
The belt buckle gets me everytime.
>>285873203
>>285873349
>>285873961
This strike your fancy?
>>285872585
I'm more in love with that gun than the girl.
>>285874306
Take out most of the promotional items and you've got yourself a deal.
>>285874345
I honestly misread that as BANE at first
>>285874345
>Watch character trailer
>Cowboy
>Double action revolver
>"Fuckin dropp-"
>Can fan the hammer
Ok I'm back on board
>>285874371
YES
>>285874306thats the joke
>>285874556I think this is the first 2 dimensional character I've had a crush on since I was in elementary schoolShe'll never be real
>>285874345
>Big Ass Mother Fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtAyJPuKuMY
>>285874371
Nice. I loved haircuts like that. Too bad negative asociations are being drawn with it due to mentally i'll cunts not being actual people enough so they have to compensate externally.
>>285873312
doesn't this look like a really petty 'revenge' attempt?
>valve took our dota!
>now we will take their tf2! hah!
>>285874472
You're still left with Dr. Seuss hats; candy canes; weapons covered in Christmas decorations; garish glowing hats; neon pink and green painted everything; mercs running around with stuffed animals tacked onto their bodies; energy drink shotguns etc.
>>285874868
Yeah I agree, I haven't seen that haircut done well IRL though, if at all
>>285870886
When you constantly bitch and moan about a group that has nowhere near as much power as you think, yeah, you look like you're scared of a fucking boogeyman.
Case in point: Gone Home took several months to sell 250,000 copies. Shit like Destiny and The Order easily exceed that number in a fraction of the time. Pandering to hipsters and Tumblr might seem popular, but anyone with eyes can see not where the money is.
And before you mention Kotaku and Polygon, I'd like to point out they're Kotaku and Polygon. One was a laughing stock for years, the other is C list at best. Look them up on alexa.com and compare them to IGN. They both trail behind IGN signifigantly and the only reason either one got a traffic boost is because GamerGaters refuse to quit whining about them.
>>285875442
>varying the bodyshape of female characters is pandering
No, it's good silhouetting you retard. Something they didn't have before.
I like her character design in all respects other than her obvious tumblrite hair.
It might be OK if it wasn't pink but as it looks now it looks like some bulldyke's self-insert fantasy.
Female with strong built and does not look like a tranny
>muh sjw fashion
Muscle Grill Thread yess
![irony-shirt[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/L5pmDuC.gif "irony-shirt[1].gif")
>>285870063
>That is why you're a beta faggot cuck.
> Those woman things are terrifying.
>afraid of women
>calls others beta
Deliciously irony.
>>285875650
2fat4me
>>285875691
Shit man I just got fired
>>285875083
So you want Orange Box TF2 with the new maps?
>>285875292
>that artist
nice
I really wish he'd fucking stick to one project though and not just waffle around with fifty different concepts at once
>>285875691
unf yes please
>>285875785
>flat chested sorceress
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING NIGGER
Am I the only one who thinks BAMF on a belt is fucking cringe-inducing corny shit?
>>285875990
Compared to a literal grim reaper and a gorilla character?
Nah, it works.
>>285875649
A yeah and a half a go and no one would mention the hair as something negative. Short punkish hair has been hijacked, by vapid ugly cows who are too lazy to change their bodies or be interesting as an acutal individual, so they do the laziest most attention grabbing external makeover possible.
>>285872585
I'm calling it now, when people start asking if she's straight or not they're going to say she's bi/lesbian/whatever special snowcone flavor of the month. all in the hopes to boost sales.
>>285875990
Would POMF have been better?
>>285869757
Why do you care about cosmetic skins that change the apparent gender of video game characters?
>This design triggers me, change it!
Where were you when /v/ became the SJWs?
>>285875083
It's weird knowing the Dapper Topper started life as an uncle sam hat and Valve was concerned with color choices. You should include the weeb stuff in that list too.
>>285876241
Or they won't say anything because any answer will piss somebody off
>>285875945
I'm desperately attracted to his character Anne-Iver
I seriously need help
>>285876318
Don't you have a thread on /r9k/ to shit up, frogposter
>Hey I think the character design here is very poor, they don't have my support
>>285876353
Such a strange game, the only way to win is to not play.
>>285876474
>I SAW PINK HAIR I'M TRIGGERED MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
my dick is all over that girl
weeboo tsundere faggots need to get over tumblr
As if I needed another reason not to play blizzard garbage
Guys listen, look listen to me for a second. What if we can change our colors of skins, costumes and hair?
Would you still be upset?
>>285876318
>this design is clear pandering to sjws. Change it now cucks!
>this design is clear pandering to white CIA men. Change it now shitlords!
Literally no difference
>>285876576
>you aren't allowed to dislike anything ever because you might disagree with some faggot's sociopolitical views somewhere in the world by proxy
i want neo-neo-/v/ to go and stay go
>>285868876
>peoples punk muscle fetishes are somehow SJW
how is wanting to fuck a musclebound punk girl in the ass make me a feminist?
/v/ hypocrisy 101:
>WOW WHAT A WAIFU JINX THREAD EVERYONE I'M MASTURBATING SHE'S JUST LIKE MY ANIME AAAIEEEEEHAHHAAOUUU
>WOW WTF PINK HAIR IS BLIZZARD FULL OF TRANNIES NOW?? THE SJWS HAVE WON RIP OVERWATCH HUUUUUUUURRRRRR
>>285876289
Would be hilarious on a loli character.
>>285876731
Who is asking anyone to change it?
>>285876825
regular /v/ left during you know what. Neo /v/ is all thats left
>>285876893
Why would you want a punk girl of any kind? That vile waxed, purple hair makes me cringe just looking at hit. Should have given her some womanly bangs. Something majestic and feminine. Not that fucking teenage girl tier shit.
>>285868876
>pink hair is offensive
>purple hair isn't
Widow maker looks fucking stupid compared to this bitch
>>285876731
She's a big girl
imma just spam this in erry thread I guess
>>285877086
>implying the redditors that left was the embodiment of /v/
>>285876895
No shitpost, only muscle now anon
>>285876895
>I samefag and post the same shit in every overwatch thread because the joy of shitposting is the only thing keeping me from ending my pitiful, wretched life
E B I N
>>285868876
I know this is like a big bait thread but why wouldn't it be, its not even a game for kids or anything.
>>285877156
yes your right, lets give the heavy clone majestic and feminine bangs. THAT will fit into her fucking theme.
Some serious grasping for straws there
>>285875840
Some of the mechanical shit was worthwhile too. Gunboats, ubersaw, etc.
>>285877340
>that hand
>>285877346
>I cry in every Overwatch thread about the color of a character's hair
>>285877269
Why didnt they have a Finnish sniper in the game? Always fucking Russian cunts
>>285877508
Sure it fucking would. It would enhance her femininity just like the muscles do.
>>285877340
Just post more of this until the thread 404s. Do it fgt
>>285876427
>>285877612
Holy cow, she could give you a trap-job.
>>285877156
>majestic feminine bangs
>holding a gatling gun
im just glad you don't design games
Why is /v/ so triggered over women who arent fragile animu dolls?
>>285869757
I really don't think it's a bad question, it's just never done so I don't know why she expects it.
>/v/ sees dyed hair
Who the fuck is going to play this pile of shit that's the real question.
>>285870454
>trying way too hard to attract attention
Considering it's working I'd say she's trying just right.
>>285877742
A few more, i gotta go back to work
>>285869781
Because /v/ is full of easily triggered hypocrites. Also Aleksandra isn't nearly as traditionally sexy as the fembarb is and /v/ thinks with its dicks first and foremost.
>>285877261
Widow isn't human
>>285877638
Too over powered.
>>285870512
It's absolutely the audience that will love it. That's all I'm saying.
>>285877848
It is a dumb question. It never was revealed that genderswaps are part of the design. Its like asking why isnt there a Lara Croft as a male option.
>>285877826
lol
>>285877789
It would fit perfectly. It would complete the look of the strong, majestic woman. I'll show you. I'll show you all how it's done. You'll know my name, mark my words, puke.
>>285875990
Do you expect anything else from Blizzard that this point, their attempts at humour have always been lame.
here, have some bangs
Muscle girls are god tier but shit nigga that just looks like a man.
>>285868876
So wtf is this game? anyone want to enlighten me?
I NEED TO SEE HER OVERPOWERING TRACER IN BED
DO IT
>>285877826
>triggered
It's funny how tumblr has bastardized this word. It went from being about war veterans with PTSD, then about women who got raped, then about any woman hearing about rape even if it never happened to them, then anything that offends women, then anything that offends anyone, then anything that anyone doesn't like.
>>285871383
Honestly kinda hot.
>>285878272
blizzard's TF2 clone
>>285877902
>amerifats eat artificial food and have artificial hair colours and are fine with it
>>285878189
I'll be waiting with my dick in my hand. Dont dissapoint it anon
>>285878356
Why does anyone care, then?
Its nice to know /v/ hates Blizzard so much they can supply several of the fastest moving threads on /v/ just at the mention of one character from one of their games.
>>285878225
>dude drawing muscle chick
>forgets to draw the brachialis muscle
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
SEE IT? BETWEEN THE BICEPS AND THE TRICEPS?
RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
>>285878225
Aw yis nigga Valmet is best
>>285878225
western cant make cute muscle girls for shit
>>285878189
do it faggot, give me a bigger boner
>>285878225
perhaps some massey is more to your palette
>>285878453
/v/ is really angry about it because it has female characters.
>>285878453
Because /v/ complains about games it will never play. How new are you? Stupid cuck.
