>A designer for Microsoft's HoloLens augmented reality headset was the victim in a fatal car accident in Redmond, Washington.
>30-year-old Mike Ey was reportedly rear-ended on the highway by a car traveling at over 100 miles per hour. Robert Malsch, the driver of the speeding car, attempted to run from the scene but was later tracked down with dogs and apprehended by Redmond Police.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/03/04/microsoft-hololens-designer-killed-in-car-accident?abthid=54f77d28e63899ab37000045
Ey lmao
Where is that nothing value was lost picture when i need it?
>>285606439
>they know he knows
I bet the Google did this.
>designer
a little of value lost
>>285606439
>rear-ended
lol
didn't that oculus rift designer also died in car accident?
what a coincident.
>>285607204
one by one, they'll take them down
>>285607204
Yeah, this. The co-founder of Oculus also died in a hit and run. Somebody doesn't want VR happening.
>More people working in VR killed by car crashes
>>285607280
they are trying to prevent waifu age!
So the guy who careened into a car at 100mph killed someone, but he lived?
>>285606439
Damn, poor guy.
Why do people speed anyway?
>>285607204
Gabe will be next
>>285606439
those DANM SONYGGERS
EVIL FUCKS! trying to kill M$employees
"Accident"
Ey Lmao
Man, fuck bad drivers. Cars should have bombs that explode if you're too stupid to drive.
>>285607204
Someone is trying to stop progress into the waifuage
they know what we want, and it is seen as a problem for them somehow
>>285607427
Rhetorical question im assuming. If not you are retarded.
Oy vey! The waifuage will never happen, stupid goyim! Now get back on facebook to find some whore to pump so we can get more tax shekels!
Don't forget Gunpei Yokoi also died in a "car accident" shorly after designing the Virtual Boy.
It's been going on longer than anyone realizes.
>>285608089
This is kinda spooky now, 3 people innovating in VR killed off. Where's the tinfoil hats when you need em?
>We have a vision that VR will be the future of gaming
Too bad those visions didn't include cars
WE DID IT BROS
It can only be theLa Li Lu Le Lo
He saw the Morpheus specs and was BTFO.
>>285606439
Its the Agents man. They dont want us creating a Matrix within a Matrix
Didn't one of the Oculus guys die in a car accident too?
Who is so bent on ruining vr
>>285607204
>>285607204
>>285607286
It's Mark Zuckerberg
>>285607204
Who is trying to stop the waifu age?
>>285607286
God does not will it for it is a sin.
>tfw Big GF are taking down any hopes for us to live with waifus
>>285608089
>designing the Virtual Boy
he had it coming
Is car accident just the assassins choice of killing when it comes to tech people? It all started with Gunpei.
calling it
>tragedy struck as a sedan going 80mph rampaged through the 5th floor offices of Valve Corporation
>>285607439
I am worried for the sedan that will attempt hitting him.
>>285609350
>Thankfully no one was injured as Gabe was attending a conference on that floor and his enormous girth blocked the sedan. Gabe was found dead at the scene and an autopsy revealed that Gabe had been consuming all of the copies of Half Life 3 since it's apparent release of 2011
>>285609350
I'm pretty sure it'd bounce off Gabe's giant blobby ass.
>>285608089
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpei_Yokoi#Death_and_legacy
holy fuck he got rear ended on a highway too
RIP in pieces
>>285608089
maybe after designing some sort of virtual device they accidentally discovered something to do with virtual reality that would change the world as we know it and as a result they were killed before showing their findings. I mean they were all traveling by car somewhere, we should find out where they were going.
looks like Mike Ey didn'tsee it coming
>>285606439
>Microsoft
who cares
>>285606439
>>285607286
>>285608089
All that's left are the HTC guys working with Valve, and the Sony team working on Morpheus.
>>285608856
you know who goy
>>285608089
aw shit I remember reading about that. what the fuck is happening?
>>285609712
>Gabe had been consuming all of the copies of Half Life 3 since it's apparent release of 2011
>mfw imagining Gabe personally financing all of the lost sales from not selling HL3.
>mfw imagining himwaddling into into a board of directors meeting, lying to their faces about how good sales are, all the while stuffing his face with yet more copies of the game.
SONY SENT THE YAKUZA TO KILL HIM!! Sore losers.. are mad their toy glasses is garbage in comparison.
It's time for revenge, Microsoft! Hire some Black Water agents to deal with those faggots!
So they took him out Gunpey Yokoi style?
>>285607439
Unless you can drive a tank through the city in Murika, I don't see anything killing Gaben.
>>285606439
Remember when the Occulus creator also died in a car crash?
Sure is weird...
...fucking Jews.
>>285611326
If the guns on it are disabled/removed you technically can.
It's the feminists. They did it. They know what the VR age will bring. The glorious waifu and husbando era. They don't want to lose the little attention they get, they want to kill off VR.
Fight anon, fight for your future! Send Anita an angry tweet that she is responsible for his death, the death of the Oculus guy and the Virtual Boy guy (he had it coming).
>>285610310
you know what happened to them, are you sure that's a good idea?
lead designer on company of heroes also got killed by a reckless driver.
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Relic-Entertainment-Company-Of-Heroes-Brian-Wood,news-7961.html
>The Chevy Blazer, carrying four occupants, crossed over the center line when the driver tried to remove her sweater--the other front seat passenger took control of the wheel.
>The driver is currently in custody awaiting formal charges of three counts of vehicular homicide and one count of vehicular assault. Both the driver and passenger are under investigation related to drug use.
We must warn the others about this, someone is trying to prevent the waifu age
>>285607286
You think the electronic old jews would want VR to happen, plenty of ways to monetize VR culture and it's another avenue for them to subvert and dismantle white/western culture under the guise of entertainment.
>>285607645
There's shekels to be made, why throw that away?
>>285611814
Why change the market when you already control it?
>>285611739
But he didn't into virtual reality.
>>285606439
Well you could say that for him it wasn't a hologram
>>285611739
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR SWEATER WHILE DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY, I BET IT DIDNT HAVE A ZIPPER EITHER
>>285612480
Retards anon. You would think that common sense is common, but it isn't.
>>285607204
It's clearly Valve or Sony killing off the competition, no one from their side is dead
>>285607427
Because they are very important people and they have very important things that they must be on time for.
Translation:
They are stupid, impatient, self-involved faggots.
>>285611167
It would explain why Steam is just a digital distribution platform now and that Valve doesn't make games.
>>285612789
>sony loses all its market share through a series of crippling hacks perpetrated by "North Korea"
>valve has remained incredibly secret and has hidden away from the world
look mark my words these "accidents" are far from over, these sick bastards will continue to rear end VR techs on highways until we revert back to the cartridge age
>>285606439
>In related news, a Sony employee and father-of-three has reportedly fled the country under suspicious circumstances. Redmond Police have appealed for any witnesses.
HOLY SHIT
BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED IN THE NAME OF VR
>>285611167
Why would Gabriel eat a ton of disks and plastic casings repeatedly for no purpose whatsoever? I mean its just data
>>285613309
>SSD cartridges
>implying that wouldn't be the best thing to happen
>>285613309
>highways until we revert back to the cartridge age
It's not like it looks like. Please understand.
>>285606439
none of this ads up, lets go over the facts /v/
>Mike Ey was driving his car in America on a highway
> he gets rear ended by a man named Robert Malsch traveling 100 miles per hour
So eye witness accounts say this about the crash
>"I saw his car just blast past me," said Scott. "He missed me by about four inches. Several seconds later, I just see him a smoldering wreck in the road."
so in those several seconds the car of mike is hit from behind by Robert, who not only survives but is in good enough condition to require the police to track him down with dogs.
now I have a few questions, where was Mikes airbag? Why do none of the news articles describe how he died? Did Mike die on impact or is there something more sinister afoot?
>>285613494
Gaben likes to takemegabites
>>285613309
> cartridge age
Fucking hope so. Disks are outdated technology.
>>285614623
and easier to control production to eliminate piracy
>>285614303
You're asking too many questions goy. I'm not sure it's good for your health if you know what I mean.
>>285614762
Does anyone know how expensive those 3DS cartridges are to make? How expensive would they be if they were made in +20GB sizes.
>>285614570
That should've been a Carlos image anon
