I've found a new, relaxing hobby. There's something poignant about slaying and then documenting these virtual women. Just look at their faces.
This was my first girl. I saw her in the backseat of a passing car. I was captivated, and immediately rammed her vehicle to the side of the street. I dispatched the drive and second passenger (perhaps her boyfriend and brother?) and entered the vehicle, hoping she would not escape before I took the car back to my garage. She would stay with me.
Unfortunately, she wasn't too keen with this idea and jumped out of the vehicle as soon as we exceeded about 40 miles per hour. I immediately exited the moving vehicle as well. There was no time to park. She had already gotten up and was running down the street. I had to hurry if I wanted to keep up with her.
In my haste, however, I forgot that I was wielding a large knife. Frightened onlookers watched as I chased my trophy down the boulevard, and somebody must have called the police. With sirens ringing in the distance, I knew the two of us would not be returning to my garage together.
I was desperate. I needed to find a way to preserve her memory, but it seemed obvious that asking for a picture with her now was quite out of the question. So, trailing mere feet behind her, I plunged the knife into her back. I saw how her body went limp, collapsing to the ground without so much as a whimper of pain. My blade must have stuck her vertebral column. At least it was quick.
With the police closing in and little time to lose, I took this picture, forever sealing her in memory. I then ducked into a nearby alleyway and made my escape.
I studied the photograph for quite some time. I saw her hand. A ring. It must not have been meant to be, after all.
But there was something about this picture that kept me staring. It was mesmerizing, to be sure, but even she eventually came to bore me. I had to find others.
>1/23
>2/23
I will post the accompanying stories to my favorite pictures.
this thread seems promising, will lurk
>>285486739
Want to hear more about your new hobby.
More stories please.
>3/23
This first few were found on the Santa Monica Pier. Sorry if I go slow, I'm on a shitty VPN because bad college internet.
>>285486739
>>285486823
>>285486739
>all this edge
Do you listen to Slipknot and classical music, OP?
>4/23
>/23
>/23
Don't you have better things to do?
>5/23
This woman, who I've come to calling Sara, met me near the Venice Boardwalk. What she was doing there alone, at night, was unbeknownst to me. It was strange. She clearly knew why I was chasing her, but she didn't run as fast as the other girls. And just before I struck, she turned around and looked me directly in the eyes. It was as if she welcomed the knife at her neck. You can the killing blow in this photo.
Yeah, I hate how little there is to do in sandbox games, too. All that open world full of fucking nothing.
>6/23
>consolefags
>7/23
This was the first woman I shot. Her name was Victoria. I followed her as she left her home in the Hills and went for a walk around the neighborhood. I made my move when nobody else was around.
>>285486739
>there is a guy who did the same dump on /x/ earlier
>he did the same dump twice in his day
Can I use your computer to look something up, son?
It's the little things that keep me coming back to /v/.
CRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
You're trying too hard to force some copypasta and get shocked reactions out of people.
Now having said that I think you will get the reactions you want, but only through sheer force of will, not because what you wrote is funny, clever or actually disturbing.
Try being more focussed next time, and not just trying to mimic the subtle insanity of the Morrowind copypasta.
Serial Killer Simulator 2013 is looking pretty good.
Needs more kidnapping tho.
Well this is an amusing thread.
Going to screencap this and post it on tumblr for some real popcorn entertainment.
![[Judges Internally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/V74xOPj.gif "[Judges Internally].gif")
>>285486739
>Browsing.
>See this thread
>mfw
what in the mother of goddamn jesus fuck is this?
I fucking love these "roleplay in single player game" threads.
It makes me want to go play the game
OP, I also do something similar in GTA V. I run around as Michael in a nice whitish suit with the hatchet and act like Patrick Bateman.
This doesn't look like GTA. What game be dis?
I'm only posting in this thread so I can be in the screencap
Put me next to some enlarged text or reaction images please
Here's a reaction image to compensate
>8/23
I quite liked this woman at first, until she began screaming about the kids she had at home, or something. I couldn't quite understand her. I don't know why they insist on trying to speak while their own blood runs down the back of their throats. Completely unintelligible.
OP you should probably seek help.
Aside from the shitty RP and such, what game is this? - Yeah lo'n'behold I can't tell looks like 590685604 fps/3rd person shit. So yeah which.
H A T R I D RID ME SOME HATE
>/23
my dick is ready
>>285486739
What game is this anyway?
>>285488982
I don't know a psychopath posting his crimes on /v/?
Fuck if I know, am I on the news yet?
>>285486739
I know it's you, Anita. You're going to screencap this and blame men for it, arent you?
there better be real snuff at the end of this
This thread isNot important
>9/23
>10/23
love you OP
Trolling? SJW falseflagging? Actual psychopath? YOU DECIDE
Oh just imagine all the Kotaku stories
>4chan hacker documents his tirade against women! The patriarchy continues to oppress women to this day
>Long-term bf just broke up with me
>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute guy is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at him and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see him sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
>feelsgoodgirl.jpg
>he was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at his pecs as he’s talking
>start to get wet
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see him breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide his hand to my zipper
>he unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask him to marry me
>mfw he said no
>>285489274
You are
>>285489091
Gee, do you think we'll be on /r/4chan?This board should be put out of its misery
>11/23
This was Angie. I followed her as she left the hospital. Was she visiting someone?
I shot her in the parking deck.
>>285486739
Edgy. tl:dr.
>this fucking thread
my sides, can't wait to play this on PC
>>285488947
Epick
; ^ )
This is awfully familiar.
>>285486739
>mfw an SJW wrote this so they can screencap how /V/ is a Cathedral of Misogyny
>>285489567
OP should send this thread to Kotaku, the SJW bitchtears would be delicious.
>>285489557
It's obviousit's all three
fucking hell /v/ you never cease to amaze me
>>285489639
The attention to detail is stunning.
gg Rockstar
>>285489791
I don't even care, just want to witness some autism
>>285486739
>>285486739
>>285487460
10/10
>>285489639
You killed "Angie" twice.
>12/23
More Angie.
Shitty attempt at trying to emulate Fallout body parts guy.
Only newfags liked this.
I understand what you mean OP.
Sort of.
I get a kick out of killing women in vidya games and beating them. Don't tell my girlfriend.
Also, one night i went out drinking with everyone from my part time job. Point being, after we were on a way to an after party i 'slapped' this fat girl and said "Let me show you how to be a man". Naturally i was hatred for a while, but even though i apologise and said i was drunk, i actually felt like it was due justice.
>>285488812
>Morrowind copypasta
Could you post this? Not sure which one you're talking about.
this is good OP, keep going
>>285490128could you spoonfeed
SOMEONE LINK THIS THREAD TO ANITAS TWITTER
>13/23
>/23
>>285490165
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jvk1166z.esp
This is the only one that comes to mind, but I don't read much creepypasta anyway.
Imagine the sheer amount of money we could make simply by cashing in on the ensuing madness from the SJWs.
Pic completely related.
>>285490374
>Anita tweets cap of these posts
>most recent post is in red
>corner of the reply box with another post readied up is in
>GTA's boring ass 'red stain' deaths
>not Postal 2's glorious attention to gory details
This thread
>tfw hunting bandits in skyrim with mods
slicing them open and watching them bleed out, fucking great. thank you bethesda.
>people replying seriously to a pasta thread that has 3 words changed so you don't find it in archive
Sage.
I really like killing black people in GTA 5 just because.
I swear to god they're more violent than whites in-game, Someone should test this or something.
If you run into a crowd of them they'll all start fighting you.
>>285486739
This thread is the stuff of legends.
>14/23
Emily, oh, Emily. She was my most passionate lover yet, if you could call them that. She fought, resisted. Hard. I had to get violent, which I normally don't like to do. It ruins their complexions. But something about this look suited her.
I'm watching this thread, from a safe distance.
>>285490586
Nah, not a creepypasta. It was the one with some guy detailing how he killed and NPC and then lived his life. Inhabiting his home and claiming his family etc.
It was at least creative.
OP is a faggot just posting ragdolls.
>>285490792
>drive around the ghetto
>accidentally bump a nigger mobile
>entire neighborhood starts shooting at me
niggers
>>285489967
You are posting on a video game board...You are the autism
>I have the weirdest boner right now
>>285490792
They are more violent in the gang neighbourhoods.
The ones wearing suits or at the beach or whatnot are not more violent, but the ones in Vinewood and nearby (slums area mostly) are gang members, which are more violent.
>/23
>>285490890
>>285486739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18
Hasn't this been done at least twice before?
>>285490853
your work is improving
EVERYONE MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON MAJOR GAMING FORUMS AND NEWS SITES, GO ON THEM, AND PREDICT -- ON THE COMMENT SECTIONS -- THIS SJW FALSEFLAGGING. PREDICT AND/OR CALL OUT
GO
>>285490890
Fargoth, right?
Psycho Thread?
OP is a an edgy maniac
This thread is outrageous
>15/23
Just for the record, I posted this on /b/ and /x/ and earlier. It got a good response from a few people, so I figured I would post here as well.
>>285491468
The kid's hands aren't even cut.
>>285491618
Naw, it's boring.
>>285491649
OMG HOW CAN U EVEN SAY THAT!?!?!?! HE STILL GOT HIRT AND ITS WORSE THAN GETTING SHOT BY A GUN AND WORST THAN PTSD!!! ITS A CHILD!!!!
>>285491627
kill them better op
>>285489545
IS that you, Dan?
>16/23
This was Nadia. I believe she was a friend of Emily's who began snooping around after Emily's incident. I guess she thought she was some sort of investigator. You know how those tumblr types are. Needless to say, she didn't put up nearly as much of a fight as Emily. But she was still enjoyable, and as you can tell, I got a little violent anyway. That look must have been growing on me by this point.
There's a name for this kind of thing, I dont remember what it is.
There's a youtube channel for it. Something like elona? or along those lines.
>>285491468
>>285491343
This is great.
>>285491649
>>285491769
The guy licked the razors and gave him aids.
>17/23
More Nadia.
>>285491627
>I posted this on /x/ earlier
Why? Do the ragdolls come to life and and then start bleeding out of your TV while whispering your dead cat's name?
That's what you get for buying a floppy disk copy of GTAV from a panicked man at flea sale for $1.
>tfw my dick gets hard when I hurt women in games (especially when I stab them)
I don't know what to do with it. I'm sure that's not normal.
>>285491962
ryona its a weird japanese thing
>>285491962
I think you can go ask a psychiatrist. I'm sure one will point you in the right direction
>>285492010
What game are you playing to do this
>>285491618
>>285490805
newfag trying to "fit in"
>>285491484
>>285491468
>>285489179
faggots who think only maniac/psychopath can do stuff like this
>18/23
I guess I took a lot of pictures of Nadia, for some reason.
>>285492010
Mmmmmm. Barbecue, I love you.
>>285491210
came to request someone post this
This is a thread!?
>>285491862
>>285492010
>>285492449
Did you bite her tits or something?
Damn OP you're terrifying! I wouldn't want to mess with your lardy ass.
>>285492328
Keep telling yourself that psycho
>>285486739
>my hobby is slaying and then documenting these virtual women from shitty console. And pretend its the form of art
>19/23
I missed Emily quite a bit by this point. No other girl had even come close to satisfying me in the way she had. I began to search for other girls with a similar appearance. I don't recall this one's name, but she screamed for someone named Andy when I cut through the bone.
Being shocked by this is the young persons equivalent of being shocked by Britney kissing Madonna at the MTV awards.
A hollow piece of bullshit designed to get attention. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>285492159
It's normal, Bro. Don't worry about it.
>>285492559
Kurisu is great!
>>285492594
>OC on /v/
>"let's insult OP!"
If all you want out of life is to shitpost, go join some other chan
>>285489639
>>285486739
I support you op
What in the literal fuck's going on in this thread?
>20/23
Eventually, I accepted that this woman wasn't Emily, no matter how much I wished it to be true. I got angry.
Rape when
Man, this would be a lot funnier on tumblr or something.
I'll still monitor this thread though, carry on OP
>>285492831
>Hide_and_seek.jpg
>>285486739
what the fuck dude
>>285493090
When we get it on PC
Mods are great
>>285493031
Some faggot's being edgy because he doesn't get enough attention from his mommy and daddy
>>285492949
OC needs to actually be good to be regarded as good.
>OP and friends try to manufacture the next epic may-may, with overreactions and all
>>285492751
>No other girl had even come close to satisfying me in the way she had.
Earth to Sir Neckbeard Edgelord: she never "satisfied" you. No girl ever will. Your parents provide for you, and allow you to engage in your edgelord fantasies. You have no power or freewill in the real, physical world.
>>285493276
>>285493379
Fuck off reddit.
It's faggots like OP that keep 4chan's spirit alive and well.
>>285486739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP_bhb6UtBI
toasting in ebic bread :^)
>>285493276
Why are you so upset by this? It's a fucking video game.
>21/23
I didn't touch my camera for a while after the Emily look-a-like. It was too depressing. What was the point, after all, if nobody else could even come close? I didn't know what to do.
And then I saw her.
Louisa Rae Ambrogino, so said her driver's license.
She was fierce, and was the first woman to actually cut me back. With my own knife! Not even Emily had managed that.
Alas, he efforts were in vain, however much appreciated they were. That old rush had come back to me, and I felt renewed. I realized that there would always be someone better, no matter how bleak things may seem. I greatly anticipate meeting the woman who will top Louisa.
>>285492949
I would never insult quality OC, but this is just some middle-school tier horseshit. For all we know it's an SJW trying to make /v/ look bad.
dude
>>285493419
SEKRIT CLUB SEKRIT CLUB
I bet you're a diarrhea stained NEET who can't even leave the basement if you wanted too.
>>285493542
I'm not upset. I'm unimpressed.
Why
>>285493545
>he
>22/23
More Louisa.
>>285493379
OH MY GOD SUCH SICK TWISTED CRAZY SHIT I'M SEEING HERE. WHAT THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY GOING ON? YOU'RE KILLING PEOPLE IN GTA? WHOOOOOOOOOOOA.
Seriously though OP, when you make a screencap of this thread with a bunch of reactions at least include some dissenting opinions in the image.
>>285493545
What game is this you sadistic fuck
>>285493701
Now you've upset him. Shouldn't have done that.
>>285493690
no one has to try to make /v/ look bad, it is that way by default.
>>285493419
Reddit is the home to forced pseudo-clever streamlined "humor". This is so forced, unwitty, and has already been done before in various forms.
Dead women really turns me on. When a woman is dead, you can literally do ANYTHING you want to her body and she wouldn't mind. It's like an invitation. It is so fucking hot.
>episode 23/23
>in which we learn that the source of all these senseless murders was, in fact, nigger genes
>>285486739
she a qt 3.14 op
>>285493793
YOU CAN'T TRICK ME ANITA
>All these replies
Literally /b/eddit
>>285493793
if you don't like it, go back to hell you skelefag
>>285492198
Thats right.
>>285493918
Oh shit, Tyson bit her tits off
>>285493918
>>285493918
jolly good show old chap
>>285493918
What a tweeest
>>285493918
How hungry do you have to be to bite some chicks tits off?
>>285493918
>>285493918
FRANKLIN DID NOTHING WRONG
>>285494062
>>285493918
they can't help themselves
I CALLED IT I FUCKING CALLED IT. IT'S ALWAYS THE NIGGERS
>>285493793
>Skeleton thinking he has a right to an opinion
>>285493918
this is common knowledge
what a waste of time
>>285493918
Wut?
>>285493918
Why people assume this is a ploy to create some kind of pasta and become the next internet memeking is beyond me. I had fun and was entertained.
>>285493918
:^)
>>285493918
That's it?
>>285493918
>>285493918
HE DINDU NUFFIN
Around blacks never relax
>>285494062
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THIS FUCKING RAGE COMING FROM? FUCK!
>some kiddy from /pol/ makes a thread
>invites his schizo buddies from /pol/ to spam the thread and make more people see it
>>285494390
>had fun
>fun
Here's the problem right here
>>285493918
can't wait till this shows up on a feminist news rag to fuel "muh war on gaming"
>>285493918
M. Night Shyamalan should direct the movie
>>285494609
can you not enjoy a joke anon? Or is your humor just that dry?
>>285494683
>implying it wasn't already before the thread was even made
I like your taste OP, I like to kill bums and hookers or any degenerate i run across late at night in GTA IV.
I use a trainer mod so I can pretend I'm talking to the bum to give him a ride and some food only to take him under the bridge and stab him multiple times under the bridge.
Can't wait for V on PC with glorious mods
Is this an American Psycho sequel?
>>285494767
>fun
thats your brain playing a trick on you
grow the fuck up
>>285491210
Who does stupid shit like this?
How do you get so bored that you truly want to immerse yourself into the game like this?
Like that fuck who drank child piss in Fo3
>>285493918
>>285489091
Im with this guy, although i have no fitting reaction image
>>285494906
>Like that fuck who drank child piss in Fo3
what
that sounds awesome
>>285494767
He didn't like it because it wasn't funny.
Don't pull that 'if you don't like this you don't like comedy' shit.
OP here. I'm considering making more of these with a more cohesive narrative since at least a few people enjoyed this. Might do some kind of blog, or something.
>bonus/23
>OP started to take pictures of the corpses
> they become hyperrealistic
>the pictures become more and more gruesome
Sounds familiar, no?
>>285493918
Funny you should mention that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGTUcS-yQtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-zttPCDqYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uXJ05ongEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbuGEYg7CC8
>>285494990
From the thumbnail this looks like a picture of a fat guy shoving something really huge up his ass
>>285494990
MOOOOOOO--wait...
>>285494390
>Why people assume this is a ploy to create some kind of pasta and become the next internet memeking is beyond me
>>>285495119
OP here. I'm considering making more of these with a more cohesive narrative since at least a few people enjoyed this. Might do some kind of blog
...
>Dr. Pooper
How can people drink that shit? maybe they arent people to begin with.
>>285494062
I AM MAD
i miss moot
>>285495376
i miss your moms sweet cunny lol
>>285486739
Fucking sjw bait shit. Fuck off
>>285495248
>greentext
HEY SJWS! OP IS ONLY 14
FOURTEEN!
VIOLENT AND GRAPHIC VIDEO GAMES MUST GO AWAY OR HAVE THEM TONED DOWN. THERE SHOULD BE NO BLOOD AND NO GORE AND WHENEVER ANYONE DIES
GAMES ARE TURNING KIDS INTO SEXIST MURDERERS. WE MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS
>>285493293
>>285493690
But I bet you regard your shitposting as high quality? Go kill yourself you waste of space
>>285495823
My 4Chan© Gold subscription ran out midway through my post.
>>285495163
>Bill Whittle
Why is his voice so annoying? It's like he is a teenager and his voice is about to break, but it barely doesn't.
He should get someone else to say his talking points.
Playing Psychopath in GTA is fun
I love taking hookers for joyrides and then stabbing their filthy bodies
Sometimes I just pick a target, like fat women or men in suits and I slaughter each one I see
I do it cuz I'm edgy and it adds to the thrill of the hunt. Killing indiscriminately gets a bit dull sometimes
