Zero Suit Samus will revive the Metroid series and for the better. Hopefully the Power Suit will be done away with it. No one ever liked it; they want to see Samus in all of her beauty, her breasts and buttocks jiggling.
The Zero Suit should more than suffice for Samus to take on her missions. Considerations of practicality shouldn't matter because it's a VIDEO GAME. We play to kiss ass and ogle gorgeous fictional women.
Who else is excited?
>>285436714
ahh fuck i love legoman and i love samus
>>285436714
I don't give a damn as long as I get some fucking 3rd Person 3D gameplay and let me explore a fucking world.
That's it, the shittiest post this week was already done on a Tuesday.
>>285436714
>implying anyone gives a shit about metroid
>>285436714
>Zero Suit Samus will revive the Metroid series
zeroshit killed it in the first place you absolute nigger
>>285439807
metroid was dead after super. zss was an attempt to cash in on sex appeal.
>>285436714
I know you're trolling but there are actual people who think this including fucking Nintendo for all we know
>>285440226
Nah, they were miffed at Other M too.
>>285439891
The series was still going strong with Prime and Fusion. Other M is where the series died.
>>285439807
If all it took to kill the series was a different outfit then it was a shit series to begin with. Also I think the zero suit was introduced in Zero Mission and it was pretty cool game.
Yes she will
>>285436714
>>285436714
Why are Nintenshills the creepiest posters on this shitty board?
>>285436714
I think that suit's too tight around her neck, her lips are going blue.
>>285442602
Only autists think the zero suit killed the series. It was in the Prime games and no one compained then. Other M being a shit game killed it.
>>285442772
I think it's the opposite. Most are giant man children who white knight video game characters.
>>285442772
Have you not seen the Dead or Alive 5 threads that are near-constantly up and about nothing but posting pics of women in bikinis?
>>285436714
>Blue lips
Why are her lips blue?
Super Metroid is the only good Metroid game anyway, and sex appeal doesn't "ruin" a game. In fact, I hope they make a suit called the "negative one suit" and it's even skimpier than the zero suit, just to piss all of you fags off who get offended for whatever reason at seeing a hot girl. Really there's no difference between you idiots and feminists.
>>285443081
>>285443014
That suit is REALLY tight.
>>285443095
No no no, you don't understand It's impossible for Samus to be both a warrior and sexy, because sexy women are weak and vapid and only useful to jerk off to. Plus being sexy totally ruins her character because if she's sexy she can't be a warrior, and also all the people who like her being sexy aggravates people.
>>285443095
I think these guys are worse than feminists because I don't know why a straight male would bitch about sluttier Samus. It's just whiteknighting 101 to appear to be part of some community were they pretend they were into Metroid before anyone else and don't want to see the series ruin.
>>285443095
>>285443352
>>285443405
There is no differences between apes like you and feminists. You both cry, bitch, and are obsessed with sex you don't have.
>>285436714
I wonder if there's a hook buried in this delicious tasty warm. Well...only one way to find out.
>>285443095
seriously i swear metroid threads are just closet SJW threads were people gather to bitch about the zero suit they are literally the worst threads on /v/
>>285436714
too much makeup ruining an otherwise nice drawing
>>285442706
lego doesnt draw asses that saggy though. they always have an unnatural roundess to them
not that thats bad or anything
>>285443590
Except I have a GF, which you probably don't have. You're a fat guy aren't you?
>>285443624
Except all these threads are filled with people complaining about SJWs.
>>285442889
The downward spiral began with Zero Mission, which was Super Metroid Lite at best. Certainly didn't feel like the game it was supposed to be a remake of.
>legoman
What a fucking garbage artist
>>285443917
>Certainly didn't feel like the game it was supposed to be a remake of.
For the better, honestly.
>>285443829
>gf=sex
Virgin logic. I bet you're getting cuckold.
>>285440226
Not even Japan liked Other M
>>285436714
Blue lipstick is sexy.
Thanks for posting this.
>>285442889
Only babbies defend zeroshit. ZM is Babby's First Metroid after all.
>>285443917
Yeah, why couldn't Zero Mission have been as slow, limited, and filled with things like enemies moving through the doors and hitting you when you can't fight back as the original NES Metroid was?
>>285444192
Zero Mission is the closest thing we've ever gotten to a Super Metroid successor.
It's a good game.
>>285444192
zero missions is probably the 2nd best metroid game its way fucking better then the piece of shit original it was based off
>>285443917
>Certainly didn't feel like the game it was supposed to be a remake of.
That's a good thing.
>>285444192
>ZM
Honestly, I'd say it's probably Prime.
I hate legoman but I love ZSS
>>285442661
>that spine
I think that's a medical problem.
>>285444034
Yeah yeah yeah... you're a fat guy who's never had sex but while on 4chan you're the one who won't shut up about others being virgins. You're like one of those little manlet shits that talk about how bad a technique a boxer has or some shit like that but can't fight for shit or even look remotely athletic. Also get off your chair, disinject the mountain dew life support system from your self, remove your oxygen mask, and pull a little cart to put your belly on when you stand up. Walk to a near mirror and look at yourself. Pay attention to your fat little 2nd chin and your googly eyes, then imagine how you look side ways to people. This is who you are and this is who is criticizing people on the internet about being virgins. Don't worry, i'm sure if you white knight a million times you'll get lucky with a fat girl who thinks she's a horse as part of her hobbies. You think you're so witty with your 4chan memes about cuckolding or whatever, but at the end of the day your mom looks at you when she cleans your room from piss bottles and sees that she brought this monstrosity into this world and it kills her. When she dies of cancer she'll feel disgusting, but also accepting that it's cosmic karma that she's going to die to cancer because she gave the world cancer. you're the stain in the underwear of life. look at your underwear. Notice the blood, black and brown stains? That's what you are to this world. You're the 4chan meme guy.
>>285442661
why is her vagina above her ass
>>285444958
That's what happens when you let space birds fuck with your genes.
>>285444758
at least i'm not you
LOL
>>285437058
God youre such a fag
>>285444758
good copypasta m8
>>285444758
this has to be pasta
Wtf does any of this have to do with Metroid as a GAME? Whiteknights, SJW's, anti-whiteknights, counter SJW's; goddamit /v/, focus! You're all supposed gamers, so stop self-inserting your own faggot sexual-media agendas and start discussing important things.
>>285436714
>Zero Suit Samus will revive the Metroid series and for the better. Hopefully the Power Suit will be done away with it.
no pls
>her breasts and buttocks jiggling.
Alright this part sounds OK
>>285445794
B-but muh bulldyke ugly strong independent samus :(
>>285436714
There's no point for any game developer to not oversexualize there character. It's a guaranteed boost in sales 100% of the time. If you were actually a fan of the Metroid series, you would encourage ZSS to become even more busty in the next game. It would keep Nintendo interested in making more Metroid games once it sells well.
>>285445794
>You're all supposed gamers
go fuck yourself with a garden hose you stupid fuck
>>285445992
"She's not anatomically correct. It's not realistic!"
Even though she has chozo DNA, different universe and metroids aren't even real.
>>285446216
But, that's not the point. If you want porn and lewds, just look up porn. I don't play Metroid for hot women, I play for the game. I don't mind Samus being hot, but it's not why I play the game.
>legoshit
Zelda SSfags pls go
>>285446385
I'm not dissing the series. I'm saying the metroid series is fine and it's not going to be a change of attire that will kill it... unless it's a shitty game to begin with (which its not)
>>285436714
very b80 me m80
>>285446385
the baby
>You will never be a girl drawn by Legoman
>>285446454
The gameplay can still be good and have giant tits on screen. This is the ideal scenario for the Metroid series.
You might not play for hot women, but it's undeniable that a lot of people do. A couple of games with busty ZSS and Nintendo will love Metroid again with how much revenue they bring in. Could you imagine how much it'd make when all of the Smash ZSS fans come over and buy it? Smash 4 ZSS was a step in the right direction for Metroid.
She's amazing fap material.
But honestly i'm probably more attracted because she can fight - love a woman who can defend herself.
But really the fandom is at a tipping point because they can't put the sexy, feminine ZSS and the more macho Samus in her power suit.
>>285446728
There's a SK thread right now, Fourty, shouldn't you complain there?
Metroid needs to have Little Mac in it so that Samus can have a boyfriend to do missions with.
>>285445992
Most people just want a Samus that isn't as pathetic as she was in Other M.
Also anatomy because the height issue in Other M was pretty glaringly retarded.
>>285446749
Making Samus hotter than she already is will make Nintendo look desperate. It won't change anything for me and it'll make the Metroid series look like a shameless sex appeal game. Metroid is a game for kids aswell, so making her hotter will do nothing for them.
Really it's just going to appeal to virgins and teenagers.
>>285446749
Kek
Other M bombed in Japan and bombed in general. Samus being oversexualized didn't do squat.
I can't be bothered with OP's weak baitposts right now, I just want to wank.
>>285446952
right, and we need a F-Zero game featuring Captain Meme being Gene from God Hand
knew this thread is full of smash posters with hard ons on their cocks. got nothing else to do after playing their shitty sequel and arguing with Meleefags on /v/ and leddit.
>>285445992
Nice strawman.
>71 posts, 44 unique posters
YOU BLEW IT
IT WAS SO EASY BUT YOU BLEW IT
>>285447448
Why so serious?
>>285446728
Thank god, legoman can't draw wortha shit.
>>285447604
>watching capeshit
>>285437058
Wrong
Shittiest posts of every week are Miku Fagday
As if Monday wasn't shit enough.
who's worse /v/? shadman or legoman?
>>285447273
>Making Samus hotter than she already is will make Nintendo look desperate
She looks as sexy as she ever has in Smash 4 and they shoehorned in some high heels to boot and no one has mentioned Nintendo being desperate. If they tweak it a little more and add some jiggle effects, I highly doubt they will appear desperate.
>Metroid is a game for kids aswell, so making her hotter will do nothing for them
Again, Smash 4 ZSS is plenty sexy and that is definitely a children's game. It will still do something for them in terms of sales.
>Really it's just going to appeal to virgins and teenagers.
That's a good market to appeal. Old Metroid fans will definitely buy it too since they want to wash Other M out of their mouth. As long as it's even a remotely decent game, Nintendo will make a lot of money and the series can live on.
>>285443965
>10/10 porn of Samus doing the dew with a chozo
>Beauty mark
gat dangit that thing bugs me like blue arms on a sanic
>>285447568
>TF2 image
if you're that guy, pls destroy this thread with your senseless accusations.
>>285447448
keep crying bitch nigga
>>285447780
Legoman draws really good Netorare and his lips make me rock hard so I'm going to have to go with Shadman
>>285447738
How can you not want to have that phat ass and those DSLs
if you don't think this is the hottest version of samus, then you should fuck off.
captcha: urfun
>>285447793
>>That's a good market to appeal.
It's not the market that cares for Metroid games because of their gameplay.
Old Metroidfags won't buy shit that's just Samus waggling around in the Zero Suit. That's not what Metroid is about.
The suit is fine and all but just unnecessary when it comes to actual gameplay.
>>285447780
I know nothing about legoman, so I'll go with shadman.
>>285447964
i bet you also fap to fucking axelrosered's art.
>>285448009
it's like you refuse to read his posts
>>285447964
The face scares me and Legoman has a serious case of samebody.
>>285447793
As long as the zero suit is saved for the credits, I don't give a shit.
Zero suit Samus is hottest when she shits herself
>>285447390
Oh. My. God. This is fucking hot. Look at that ass. Look at those bends in her latex suit. Look at that spine bending. Look at those shiny boots. Look at those legs. Those thighs. Jesus christ I want her to crush me.
>>285448129
The problem is that the Zero Suit and normal Metroid gameplay just don't work together.
There's no reason for Metroid to play like Super or Prime if Samus is just in the Zero Suit and vice versa.
>>285447819
Team Ninja didn't create that beauty mark, it's canon from way, wayyyy the fuck back when, so you can stop being salty about it. Alternatively, just load it up in photoshop and remove it. It's probably single digit pixels worth of work.
>>285447964
>coloured lipstick
my fetish
>>285447780
I've found shadman pictures that I can fap to, I've never seen a legoman picture that I could fap to. Unless it's touched up by an actually good artist like pic related
>>285447819
Shop it out it aint hard.
>>285436714
What's with all the Samus and Lucina faggotry on this board? Holy fucking shit.
>>285448223
man it wasn't in the manga or any games until the one
>>285447978
Fusion is hottest.
>>285447448
if you really want the smash kids to stay in their threads, just make another "Sm4sh/Melee is so shit" thread.
or just do a fucking Nintendo girl thread to keep all the actual idiots in.
>>285448327
>I've found shadman pictures that I can fap to, I've never seen a legoman picture that I could fap to.
sounds like you just have shit taste
>>285448637
>likes legoman
>thinks he can call out other peoples taste
Sounds like you're just a faggot
>tfw it is impossible to talk about Metroid on /v/ without Smashfags shitting up every single thread with their faggotry
I fucking hate this board.
>>285447339
I said the gameplay would have to be good obviously, or at least passable. Also, Other M didn't have jiggle effects nor was it very good looking. ZSS is at the peak of her popularity and the Smash 4 iteration is perfect to portray her with. Winning over the Smash demographic would be free revenue.
>>285448009
I don't think it would be difficult to make a game better than Other M for Nintendo though. All they have to do is make a decent Metroid game with a sexy ZSS in it. It's a purely cosmetic thing. The gameplay would still be the gameplay.
Imagine a good Metroid game with ZSS in it. Now imagine a mod that made ZSS sexy as fuck. The second scenario is what the actual game would be. Just that one aesthetic could bring in so much more money.
>>285448141
The player would have to be able to use her or I don't think the Smash demographic would be interested. Seeing her at the credits is the equivalent of looking up ZSS porn, except you have to play a whole game to see it.
No Smash fans = way less money
>>285448102
Just googled the name. Most of his stuff, I get the appeal but it's not for me, but then I saw this pic. 10/10 muh dick
>>285448324
It's great.
>>285448446
Smash Bros
also, the color blue attracts the hugest autist here. (Krystal, Rosalina, Sonic, /v/, etc.)
>>285448720
every thread that get shat up by smashfags gets shit up by sjw complaining for 500 posts how samus is supposed to look
or you post the same talon iv webm and the same phendrana drift music over and over and over again
>>285448760
durr
Would you lick her suit clean?
>>285448748
>Imagine a good Metroid game with ZSS in it
At the end of the game, when you complete it? Sure.
For the rest of the game it just doesn't make sense and isn't necessary. The Varia Suit has much more possibilities.
>>285446952
>>285448713
>likes shadman
>thinks he can call other people faggots
>>285448748
You're acting like people are playing ZSS in smash because she looks the way she does. A lot of kids play her just because she's an easy mode, generally good character.
There's no guarantee shoehorning ZSS into gameplay will get more sales and you might end up alienating fans like with Other M.
>>285448953
>>285448970
>thinking I like shadman
I hate shadmans fucking garbage art. But I have seen 1 or 2 pictures that are ok at best. legoman has never drawn a good picture in his life.
>>285448448
>manga
Made with no input from samus' creator, who has always had the beauty mark in his mind for her since at least the early '90s. Character creator's word is law.
>any games
Prime games also had no involvement from Samus' creator, AFAIK, and those were the only games where the beauty mark could've been shown with any fidelity. It's a small black dot, do you really expect to see it on the GBA screen? I mean, the nigga said Samus had a beauty mark in an interview about SUPER METROID.
>>285448720
get in line faggot, Mario spinoffs threads can't be good without Rosalina smashfags crying "anti-Rosalina" at Bowserbros and starting fights with the other princessfags.
same for F-Zero with Falcon Hand faggots
>>285444758
Yeah yizzy yeah straight from long beach nigga... you a gangbangin' fat muthafucka whoz homie busted a nut but whizzile on 4chan you tha one whoz ass won't shut tha fuck up bout otha bizzle virgins. Yo ass is lizzy one of dem shawty manlet shits dat rap bout how tha fuck wack a technique a funky-ass boxa hizzle or some shiznit lizzike dizzay but can't fight fo' shiznit or even look remotely athletic fo' realz. Also git off yo' chizzair, disizzle tha mountain dew thuglife support system frizzay yo' sizzay, remove yo' oxygizzle mask, n' pull a shawty cart ta put yo' belly on whizzle you stand up. Walk ta a near mirror n' peep yo ass. Pay attention ta yo' fat shawty 2nd chin n' yo' googly eyes, then imizzle how tha fuck you look side wiznays ta thugz. Dis be whoz ass yo ass be n' dis be whoz ass be dissin playas on tha intizzle bout bein virgins. Don't worrizzle, i'm shizzle if you white kniznight a mazillion times you gonna git dirty wit a gangbangin' fat hoe whoz ass be thinkin she a cold-ass shawty cow as pizzart of ha hobbies. Put ya muthafuckin choppa up if ya feel dis paper'd up! Yo ass be thinkin you so witty wit yo' 4chan memes bout cuckoldin or whateva yo, but all up 'n tha end of tha diznizzle yo' momma looks at yizzle when dat thugge'-out biiiatch cleans yo' room from pizzay bottlizzle n' sees dat da hoe brought dizzay monstrositizzle tha fuck into dis ghetto n' it kills ha n' shit. When she takes a thugge'-out dirt nap of crazy ass nigga she'll feel disgustin yo, but also acceptin dat itz cosmizzle karma dat shizzay goin ta takes a thugge'-out dirtnap ta canca cuz she gave tha ghetto cancer n' shit. you tha stizzle up in tha underwear of thuglife. peep yo' underwear like a motha fucka. Shiiit, diznis aint no joke. Notizzle tha blood, black n' brown stains, B-to-tha-izziatch? Thatz what tha fuck yo ass be ta dis ghetto. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. Right back up 'n yo muthafuckin ass in tha hood. Yo ass is tha 4chan mizzay muthafucka.
>>285449137
I'm pretty sure Sakamoto is just bad at Metroid now. Mind you, he also made Fusion and that didn't have the beauty mark either.
>>285448748
>Appealing to Smash fans
Why? Smash Bros. fans are cancer. They've ruined almost every Nintendo series.
In the Metroid series, ZSS is completely defenseless and shit. It's actually useless, she didn't have a whip or rocket boots. They could do a thing where she loses her suit and is prepared.
But other than that. Your dream won't happen. Nintendo won't stoop that low.
You wouldn't sexualize a family member would you? She's not just some slut, Samus is our gal.
>>285448720
same
i prefer my Metroid threads to be derailed/ruined by Edgeposters, not smash childrens with their gay ass fan fiction fantasies.
ZSS game by Kojima when?
>>285449391
Either there's a reason or he forgot. I can't say what he was thinking, but it's not like he came up with the idea while hanging out in a strip club with Itagaki and talking about Other M or some shit.
>>285448919
It makes sense from a sales perspective. I've only played Super and Prime but aren't there already games with the Zero Suit in it? Just use whatever reason they used in those games.
>>285449074
It's not even about playing her. Look at how /v/ obsesses over her with Smash 4 screenshot threads for example. This is definitely not something exclusive to /v/ and it seems like to me (although I have no proof) that ZSS is at the peak of her popularity.
>you might end up alienating fans like with Other M
Othe M was very bad (so I heard) so it alienated everyone. She looked good in it, but nowhere near as attractive as she is in Smash. Her appearance wasn't really a reason why the game was disliked as it had more to do with everything else. Making her as sexy as she is in Smash while appearing in a decent game won't alienate anyone.
>>285449456
>Why?
Sales.
>Nintendo won't stoop that low
She's sexy as hell in Smash 4 and they randomly through in some heels. All Nintendo would have to do is add in some jiggle effects (not like DoA level) and they'd be golden. I don't think they're above this since they're more than half way there.
>>285448748
>thinking pandering to Smash kiddies will work
they didn't buy F-Zero GX and Falcon Hand will sell like how W101
stop dreaming faggot
>>285449787
>It makes sense from a sales perspective.
Nah, because they'd lose most of their old audience.
I don't think you know what Metroid is about, honestly.
>>285449752
>implying you wouldn't cuddle with cute, energetic 14 year old Samus
>>285449137
>>285448223
and again, no
>>285449137
>character creator's word is law
"george lucas of gaming" etc etc
>>285449665
go do a fangame, faggot
>>285449787
>Nintendo made Smash Bros.
lol
Adding big tits won't increase sales. Go back to your basement.
>>285449456
Smash isn't supposed to be realistic. Everyone says Zero Suit Samus shouldn't even be in smash because she's not as powerful as a suited samus, but I'm sure in the Pokémon world pikachu can't take multiple missiles to the face either
>>285448720
Smash is honestly the worst thing to happen to Nintendo.
It's fans shit up literally every single Nintendo series. And even partially unrelated ones, because "this character should totally be in Smash right guys!!!"
It's fucking unbearable.
>>285450024
>Implying a fangame could do Metroid Gear Solid justice
>>285449952
>>285450019
http://www.metroid-database.com/sm/interview.php
>This interview appeared in the official Japanese strategy guide to Super Metroid published by Nintendo.
>1994
>Secret of Samus that only I know: I know where Samus's beauty mark is.
I'm not making it up, you know.
Whorely zero slut samus thread?
>>285447964
What the fuck? Is that supposed to be Saria? Jesus fucking Christ
>>285450268
>Secret of Samus that only I know: Samus isn't a woman. As a matter of fact, she's actually a shemale.
>>285450164
I'm not saying it's a problem in Smash. But in the Metroid games it won't make sense.
>>285448836
>implying blue isn't the most popular color
It's like how every other movie poster has that shitty Blue/Orange contrast nonsense to it. same general concept. it attracts a crowd and guarantees it will get SOMEONES attention.
I want to FUCK Samus!
>>285450268
That's such a weird comment to make, too.
It's like, okay, it's a funny pervy comment meaning it's like on her thigh or something like that but "only i know where it is ;)" it's on her face whoop
what was the point
don't listen to the Smashfags with their sales talk, Metroidbros
they didn't buy GX like they were supposed to do nor they care to support to anime adaptions and the games.
plus shit like Falcon Hand with sell like how Wonderful 101 flopped on the WiiU
they just want to see the series die for their Kid Icarus shit to thrive
>>285450268
Get fucked Sakamoto, you aren't Samus's creator and never have been.
>>285450728
Sakemotor is a retard.
>>285449854
What.
>>285449886
They wouldn't lose their old audience if the game is even remotely decent. Their old audience is starving and would love anything that is better than Other M, which is very achievable.
>>285450027
If you made a regular Metroid game, you'd get as many sales as you would get. If you added the small aesthetic changes that she was given in Smash 4, you would win over everyone who enjoys how sexy she is in that game. This would lead to more sales than the first scenario.
>Go back to your basement.
Wouldn't I be making posts from my basement? Why would I leave it to post on 4chan?
>>285450836
>They wouldn't lose their old audience if the game is even remotely decent.
I think you might be either retarded or misunderstanding what I'm saying on purpose.
Read the chain of replies again. Carefully.
>>285450321
i haven't seen one in months
Smashfags are probably bored again
>>285450731
I want Falcon Hand just because I want another God Hand like game, and Mikami is a fucking liar who said he was going to make a spiritual successor but retired after making his first shitty game.
>>285450836
>People need hot women to have fun playing games
Smashfags need to die.
I'd be totally okay with a Falcon Hand game if it was just part of a greater F-Zero game
the thing is it's hard to add on to F-Zero GX, game was an almost perfect racer. Just make a game with shitloads of races with strange and fun stages and gimmicks and throw on Falcon Hand Bounty Hunting on the side, or something. Is that impossible?
>>285451195
>Is that impossible?
Do you actually understand how much work went into God Hand?
Time for superior 3D.
>>285451265
probably not
>>285451301
>>285451406
The ass isflat.
>>285451406
>>285451301
>3DPD
>superior
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG
>>285451406
>womanlet
>superior to anything
lol
>>285450406
>>285451559
You can't have sex with cartoons, anon. I know, it sucks, but you need to face facts.
>>285448223
That's a load of fucking crap. Sakamoto's a dumb faggot who has been going on about that mole since the beginning but since absolutely nobody listened to his retarded ravings, his word is meaningless.
R&D1 ignored him so he spouted off as much as he could in interviews, Retro actively ignored him when the concept art even had a specification for the mole, and the only reason it's there now is because Team Ninja didn't realize that they could ignore him.
If stupid shit Sakamoto says is canon, then Samus is also an emotionally retarded autist with a henshin Mahou Shoujo suit, Space Pirates are a hivemind creature controlled by Mother Brain which makes no fucking sense, and literally the only canon game in the entire series is Other M.
>>285451668
You can't have sex with that girl either.
>>285451668
It's only a matter of time till VR gets advanced enough and I can wait.
>>285448712
>>285446043
get back inside your shit threads, smashfags
>>285449085
>>285448953
>>285446952
Can you imagine the superhuman babies those two would create?
>>285451751
Rohypnol says otherwise.
>>285436714
>breasts and buttocks jiggling
>in a latex suit
YOU FUCKERS ARE RUINING MY FETISH
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>285436714
Good. I may even start playing Metroid.
>>285451870
>manlet
>superhuman babies
>>285451732
Team Ninja couldn't ignore Sakamoto, he had total control of Other M. They fought hard to have the controls not be limited to the Wiimote but Sakamoto overruled them and forced them to do it his way. He was dead-set on putting that mole on her face.
>>285452012
I hear he goes giga in the bedroom
>>285452012
>incredible strength
>incredible endurance
>high agility
>very handsome
Size matters not. And if you're going to insist on trolling with this /fit/ idiocy then assume that Samus' tall genes are passed on.
>>285450939
ZSS being in the game does not automatically lose the older audience. As long as it plays well, I don't think people will care for her suit coming off for certain sections of the game.
>>285451090
It's a sad truth, Might as well capitalize off of it.
>>285452308
>Size matters not.
>>285452438
>As long as it plays well
The problem is that the old gameplay, environments and monsters are all tailored specifically to her fucking power suit and people don't give a shit about badly executed stealth section, they have no place in a game based on exploration.
>>285452308
>Samus
>tall
It's not 1994 anymore.
Samus is canonically shorter than Little Mac now.
>>285436714
Yeah, even the original games were focused around getting samus out of her robot suit.
>>285436714
Do you have a mental illness or something? You post this thread every fucking day.
>>285451301
>>285451406
>>285451525
>>285451668
>3DPD
>>285452538
You for some reason think that the game has to play exactly like an older iteration or the older audience will abandon it completely. The Metroid series has changed greatly since it started and many of the core fans have remained, even after Other M.
You're assuming I want Nintendo to shoehorn ZSS into Super Metroid. That's not what I'm saying in case you were unaware.
>>285452987
>You're assuming I want Nintendo to shoehorn ZSS into Super Metroid.
I'm assuming you want anything else but a Prime/Super sequel, which is NOT what Metroid needs right now.
No fucking experiments, just a proven formula executed well.
>>285436714
I wonder how loud Samus's farts are, haha
>>285452750
Smashfags always have autistic problems
whatever character they keep playing as in Tr4sh, they get completely attracted to it.
>>285449391
I'm pretty sure Fusion is actually just Other M, put through the lens of a studio that restrained Sakamoto's retardation.
>>285452584
This actually doesn't apply because Other M is chronologically in the middle of the series. She's tall in Fusion, she's tall for real.
Fuck that abomination in Other M.
>>285436714
Metroid is this guys baby. He made it. It's his. And Nintendo and it's fans are shitting all over it.
It wasn't enough to rob him of his life, they now have to tarnish his legacy. He didn't deserve this.
>>285453249
How do you know a Smash Bros fan made this thread?
ITT: Space Pirate propaganda
>>285453541
>She's tall in Fusion
No she isn't. And that's not how retcons work.
You're free to dislike Other M and disregard it as canon all you want, but that's not how Nintendo is treating it.
>>285453750
a good 90% of this thread is mostly smash bros related
and some other anons convincing to Metroid fans to let Nintendo pander to the Smash toddlers who barely know shit about any Nintendo game.
>>285452750
Because you reply.
>>285453916
source to original?
>>285454028
She's pretty tall in Smash. At least, she's as tall as Link, Marth, etc.
>>285454383
Yeah, with the 9 inch rocket heels.
>>285454028
>but that's not how *Sakamoto is treating it.
FIFY
>>285454383
link has always been a manlet
>>285454028
Also, fuck you. They haven't advertised Other M ZSS at all. The only ZSS advertised is Smash's, and that's not canon.
>>285454526
Link is not a manlet, he looks like one because Ganondorf is xbox huge.
>tfw you'll always be shit at drawing
I just want to draw lewd shit all day and have people fap to my artwork.
>>285454705
Twilight princess Link is 5'9 so he is average as fug.
>>285442661
>mfw mods won't delete this because the thumbnail looks SFW
>>285454383
>concept art heels
right, and Other M Barn- i mean Ridley suddenly transforms into Meta Ridley by touching those never-before-seen capsules on the pyrosphere stage.
also Samus and Ridley teaming up with each other
>Smash
>Canon
>>285454452
There's also regular Samus.
I refuse to accept that she magically grows a goddamn foot when she puts the suit on. That's jusy retarded.
>>285436714
>holy shit that body that butt
>that face
>>285452604
>barefoot
>>285453548
sucks to be him i guess
>>285454819
He is also 16 years old and the Hero Shade (a full grown ass Link) is just two heads shorter than Ganondorf.
>>285455060
>everylegomanpicture.txt
>>285454490
Oh right, I forgot Sakamoto worked on Smash, Animal Crossing, Fatal Frame, Dead or Alive, the AR cards, Dynasty Warriors, Monster Hunter, etc.
>>285454613
So you're just being willfully ignorant then?
I suppose that's slightly better than obsessing over it and getting mad when it happens.
>>285454967
That's not what the chain of replies was about. That anon said that Nintendo is turning Samus into a short manlet and I provided a counter example.
Legoman caters to my slut fetish.
>>285455484
Your mom caters to my slut fetish.I'm sorry.
>>285455484
Same here.
>>285454967
You don't understand. Sakurai strives to be as accurate as possible to the source material. That's why Ridley isn't on the roster, because Sakurai felt that making any kind of alteration to him at all would destroy his character and make his fans sad. Ridley in Smash 4 is as close to canon as you can get.
Now, please enjoy Captain Ganondorf and Samus' shiny new heels.
>you will never lick her feet
FUCK
>>285455029
The suit doesn't add a foot.
The heels she wears inside the suit does.
>>285455848
10/10 would chill with
>>285455902
I just don't get this fetish
>>285455848
Two left feet
>>285455987
just don't look at her feet
>>285455848
>you will never get wasted with one of your favorite vidya characters
>>285452778
>3dpd
>memespouting
>>>/reddit/
>>285456017
I don't but it doesn't stop me enjoying it.
>>285456017
How can you not like bimbofication m8
>>285456073
>>285456105
It's ok it's just the bird DNA...right?
>>285455848
I never noticed, there are darts and bee-bees piercing her fucking spaceship.
Who in their right goddamn mind would stay on that ship with styrofoam walls.
She is my waifu not yours btw
>>285456203
She's sitting because she can't stand outside the suit or her foot becomes even more of an abortion.
>>285456017
Just pretend it's in reverse.
>>285456298
>She is *Sakamoto's waifu not yours btw
ment here.
fix'd
>>285443095
> tfw manly woman fetish
> don't hate the zero suit, I just like the power suit more because samus is sexier In the suit to me
> everyone cares about zero suit these days
Why live?
>>285455775
That doesn't make sense though, not with the way the suit is designed.
See, this is what Im talking about: shit like that makes the height Sakamoto throws at his fucking strange.
>>285436714
Fuckin' Legoman, those stilettos get me every time
>>285456585
post this one then
>>285451453
Fixed.
>>285456585
Das some fine detail right there.
I always felt Samus would be better as a Major type character rather than the slut everyone portrays her as.
The Major was a slut too but a classy one.
>>285456753
Perfect.
![ta_cate_clownification_by_kinggigasmon-d6tc0gu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OKnpzYg.jpg "ta_cate_clownification_by_kinggigasmon-d6tc0gu[1].jpg")
>>285456017
This what you get when you don't love ya kids
10 pts to the anon(s) who post their most 'rarest' lewd samus pic. I'm trying to fill my folder.
>>285456017
>bigger hips
>fatter tits
>sex drive increasing while becoming more submissive
What's not to like
>>285456113
>you will never get wasted with gene
Just imagine getting into barfights with him.
