Lets play wurm together /v/
Instructions,
>Download game http://www.wurmonline.com/
>Join steam group for some help
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/wurmv
>Go through the tutorial (Take your time understanding the game)
>At the end of the tutorial you will see a portal. Enter the portal (right click -> enter. If you don't see it, get closer to the portal), click on the Epic maps, and then Affliction
>Once at Affliction you will spawn in an area named "Blackbone"
>At blackbone you will meet a man named carbon, he will add you to village.
>What is wurm online?
http://www.wurmonline.com/features/
Our current goal is to create our own self sustained village and explore the game and it's mechanics together.
>General tips
>When traveling run from any and all mobs (Until you gain fight skill).
>Always watch your stamina (The green bar) if necessary stand still and let it regen. The fuller your hunger and thirst meters are the faster your stamina regains.
>don't be afraid to ask people in the local tab or help tab for assistance getting to our location.
>Don't pick up useless shit like grindstones,pelts and meat. it'll only slow you down (we have everything you need at our location)
>You will not die when your thirst or hunger meter get to 0, instead your stamina will regenerate extremely slow until you replenish them.
>Try to stay on the main roads as much as possible. If a road leads to a dead end stand still and reposition your compass and follow that.
I'll be glad to answer any questions in the steam group chat, so I would highly recommend that you join.
>>284709308
Some screenshots from the last broventure
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQo67iiPqJk
Join us in Brofghanistan!
>>284709781
>>284710005
>>284709308
Isn't this that game Notch made before Minecraft?
>>284710450
yes, him and rolf.
Aw the old days of the Broleans, Bronoake, and Bro Vegas triumvirate. Boy did those swedish bay fags hate us. You can't rope me into this again /v/. It consumed my life for weeks.anybody got screenshots from the old days? Like leaving dead cats on people's doorsteps and whatnot?
>>284710779
>It consumed my life for weeks.
it's that time again my son
sailing through heavy fog and getting lost
fun times
>>284711023
worse than silent hill
>People on /v/ actually play Wurm
>>284709801
fuck yes
>>284709308
how big is installation? I vaguely remember trying to play after installing for hours, then getting completely confused by the UI and quitting.
>>284711185
>People on /v/ actually play things
Amazing right?
>>284711185
>this scrub doesn't play wurm
>>284711259
Should be much lighter now.
Take your time with the tutorial m8, we can teach you the rest. Join the steam group chat too.
If you want to join us please enter group chat
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/wurmv
cum play, my lord
>>284711371
That face was my face when I find out /v/ plays this
because I played itfaggot
>>284711751
ur mom's a faggot
hello?
>>284711751
oh yeah? you wanna go? You want to motherlovin' go?poo face
>>284712231
stop this now
>>284712275
shoot
>What can I do in wurm?
>Shit on other peoples hard work in the name of allah
>Dig
>Mine
>Grind skills all day to fill the void inside
>Make autistic fucks mad on the global chat
>Raid same kingdom deeds to make autistic fucks mad
>Dig
>Slap peopleAnything
A-am I w-welcome too?Just kidding, this is a shit game way past its prime and you should all get out now, before you're in too deep.
>>284712562
shit fight skill shit body stats, apply yourself
>>284712562
>that carpentry skill
pls...join us...
we need more peasant shacks
>>284712562
11 FS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SI2eQds3_0
>>284713032
>Those soulless eyes..
>>284711751
What was your ingame name?
You better not be some JK or MR scrub.
>>284713510
of course he was
>>284713313
the new eyes are pretty
>>284714223
i disagree
>>284714434
insult
Come play faggots, it's like minecraft but with higher potential to make people mad.
When we band together and raise someone's village, it's not a few hours ruined - it's days of some shitter's life ruined. It's fun.
>>284714728
steal named horses when?
>>284714728
>higher potential to make people mad
Advanced faggotry.
>>284714835
It's not considered griefing where we are at though. Can do whatever you want.
rip asu
hello?
join us for fun
meteor that landed near us and scarred the mountain we live at
Hahahah, I fucking remember that time when I was last time playing with /v/, years ago
>we reach an agreement that our current location is shit and that we need to lebensraum
>we pack our shit
>we select a point on the map
>advance
>swarm through like a fucking ocean of locust
>entire server going ballistic as this goddamn flood of /v/irgins stealing, raping, burning, killing and insulting everything and everyone between our departure point and our goal
>moderator screaming bloody murder at us
>there's too many of us to ban
It was goddamn hilarious and I kept laughing for the entire trip, my throat was sore for days.
>>284716028
WLer here, i know where you faggots live.
Prepare for the raid within the next 24 hours :^)
>>284716145
>WL faggot
>Raiding anyone
Suck a dick, faggot.
>>284716240
oh just you wait buddy
you're all in for a BIG surprise
>>284711023
>>284716094
join us oldfriend
some of us are still here
>>284716145
>WLers being capable of raiding.
I remember WL trying to raid once. They spend two hours trying to set up a catapult, at the most heavily fortified point of the village. They then fired 8 shots and just gave up and left.
I also remember hearing that some guy in the village went down to the docks at one point, only to find two WL corpses who died to tower guards and random crocs.
Whitelighters, not even once.
>>284716602
>Blers can't into history
just you wait ;^)
>>284709308
how long has this been going on? I get that it happened a few years ago from the thread but when did this restart recently?
>>284716836
>get that it happened a few years ago from the thread but when did this restart recently?
few days
>>284716145
oh no not our dirt NOOOOOOOOOO
>>284716913
Alright, I might be interested when I get home at six but if it's anything like playing Minecraft with /v/ it'll bereally fun for the first few days before the attention seeking and power hungry autists come in and ruin it
never again after what happened in brostantinople. /v/ wurm is a codeword for massive faggot
stronk knight riding pony
>>284717365
stop
Will this game run on my toaster and are any /v/ bros paying right now?
>>284718225
Yes, and yes.
Make sure to turn all the settings down before you launch though. There's 5 of us on at the moment.
>>284718225
Yes, we are m8.
it'll run on any toaster.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/wurmv
join steam chat
>>284718119
why? you need more people to build you a base so you can act like an autistic prima donna?
>>284709308
>Lets play wurm together /v/
Let's not.
Also fuck you Nod.
>>284718489
the whole fucking point of wurm is getting a bunch of bros together to build shit you gigantic retard.
>>284718489
MAD
AS
FUCK
The drama is part of the fun, faggot, if you can't handle it, you're a casual.
>>284718570
No, fuck you
do you still need to have a subscription to get past a skill cap? also do skills still degrade over time?
>>284719124
You need sub to go past 20 skills, and skills degrade only when you die
>>284719124
>do you still need to have a subscription to get past a skill cap?
yes but that takes a little bit and we can always raid deeds for silver to prem up newbros.
>>284718621
i like the building it's the faggots in charge that are the problem
>>284718648
easy to say that when you get all the profits and rewards for everyone elses work.
if i had a character from when /v/ did this in 2009 do you think it'll still be there or will it have been deleted by now?
>>284719523
did you ever prem up?
>>284719417
>profit
I have loadse skills.
But that is literally it, and I worked for those myself. I have fuck all gold.
>>284719523
If you premm'd up at least once, it still should be there.
>>284719069
No fuck YOU, unblock me you cunt.
>>284719607
>>284719662
i remember getting my character moved from the starter island to the freedom server, but i don't remember if i paid for premium to do it or what. that entire summer was a haze to me
>>284719817
you can try to log in and see what happens.
>>284719891
>>284719817Not that it matters, skills don't carry across to the epic server, that we're on.
Skill gain is at 2x on this server, though, and effective skill is higher than shown skill. It's much nicer than on freedom.
Is this one of those online game I need to get through some autismal process to learn how to play and the get brutally anal banged by russians?
>>284719710
being this autistic
>>284720245
Best type of game is one with no point out in place, thus leading to challenge created by other players.
>>284720304
It's not autism, you're just soon-to-be-Russian.
>>284720470
waaaaaa
Get in here fagets.
It's the only MMO that isn't shit.
>>284720943
>Wurm
>MMO
>isn't shit
Pick one.
>>284721048
>You
>faggot
pick both.
>>284720943
wurm is runescape tier awful
>>284721471
>og runescape
>bad
fuck right off
>>284716602
Is that a giant fucking spider
>>284721872
yes
>>284721872
Giant spiders errywhere.
If you're unlucky, you'll meet a giant spider aflame.
I haven't played this game since Broheim. Has anything changed
>>284721872
Yes.
You should see the champion ones.Or the lava ones.They are as deadly as they look.
there hasnt been a successful /v/ settlement in like 4 years, why should today be any different?
>>284722185
>wasn't there for Broscow
We literally got bored of lack of competition and being shit on by Rolf endlessly and quit.
>>284722440
rip