>playing the vidya with girls
how do you guys do it? i've literally spent thousands of hours playing online games, but i've never come across a single girl, let alone a girl who would identify as one and chat/add/talk to me
your not playing enough MMOs. I joined a guild for a relatively dead F2P MMO I'm playing and I was surprised to learn almost half of the people in our 30-40 man guild who were active on Teamspeak were girls.
Why not become the girl OP? I'd turn you into a girl with my cock.
>>284584790
i've played killing floor, but apparently girls aren't into dosh
>>284584790
which sacred MMO is this, where all the internet girls seek refuge?
>>284584641
>i've literally spent thousands of hours [...]
There's your problem.
>>284585002
Archeage. But they also really like Tera and FF14. Girls seem to like koreacrap MMOs where you can buy p2w outfits to dress up your character. I'm sure WoW has a massive population of gamer grrrrrls still.
>>284584836
Is it a magical cock?
>>284584641
Playing games with girls IRL is insufferable.
They don't learn. They don't listen to your advice. They just keep doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over. "Press up and A...press up and A...press up and A....no, you have to press up and A...remember that one time you had to press up and A? Do it again...yes, here too. Yes. That's still how you climb ledges"
>>284584641
because they're there to play the game, not to find random people to talk to
just be a decent human being and leave them be
>>284585483
No! I must earn my knighthood!
>>284584641
>met a girl indirectly through /v/ almost a year ago
>confesses her love to me a couple weeks ago
>now calls us boyfriend and girlfriend
I don't know how to feel about this.
Try Hello Kitty Online.
>>284585334
Yeah.
a big
black
cock
>>284587485
Works for me
play a game that has a low learning curve
mainly MMOs
>>284587691
You're one lewd white bitchboy
idk maybe treating them like people instead of mystical unicorns is a good first step
I know a bunch of girls who play games, even more if you count trans-girls since I know half of /v/ doesn't.I'm one of the tranny ones ;_;
>>284585458
excuse me?
>>284587823
I can't help it
>>284585458
Yeah, I agree. My wife got into gaming via Gears of War (go figure. She actually started with judgement, then we played the holy campaign and she even cried when Dom died. fuck your spoilers btw.), and still its a hassle to get her to play games beyond that one. she loves red dead redemption, though our disc broke and she wants another, and she plays on our minecraft server often enough. but christ, GOD FORBID I ask her to help on the server or take a crack at a level I cant beat or even play anything single player, because she turns into a fucking whiny bitch about how she doesn't know how.
>>284584641
I see a lot while playing MMOs. Some of them are whores for items/gold, but usually a lot of them aren't. My guild's leader and officers are women too. Shame they all suck, or I'd try to get them into my groups. Someone's gotta heal.
Played with girls online only a few times they were usually the stereotypical GAMER GURRRLLL and/or white-knighted by the entire server. I just don't pay any attention to it.
>>284588028
post penis
>>284584641
>public server
>be cool and blase over voice chat
>girl laughs at my jokes
>adds me after game
>messages me
>get nervous and awkward as fuck
>she removes me later
w-women, am i right fellas?
>>284588280
>trusting women to heal when there are legions of sissy boy healers willing to do your every bidding
>>284588269
What would you do when I penetrate you with 10 inches of black meat? Hope you moan like the white bitch you are.
>>284586492
Steam ID?
>meet girl from /v/ in a steam group for a shitty game
>talk everyday and play all sorts of games together
>watch anime together
>become really close friends
>make stupid decision to fall in love
>she lives on the other side of the world
>she doesnt love me back
>suffer everyday because i dont understand why she doesnt feel anything for me considering how close we are
thanks for reading my blog
> sissy white boys General
>>284588549
what's your proof that she's a chick?
>play CSGO with anime avatar
>people add me
>automatically assume I'm a girl
sono kimochi
>>284584641
Girls don't interact with ugly nerds with no social skills
>>284588549
Where do i unsubscribe?
>>284588650
>assuming someone with an anime avatar is a girl
CSGO players really are this retarded.
>>284584641
they probably all avoid you since you have anime saved to your hard drive
>>284584790
I'm in a WoW raiding guild and we have had only 3 girls. 1 got kicked
>>284588530
nope
>>284587691
recognize this
can't remember what its from
could a kind anon help out?
>>284588857
Yes
>>284588549
>met her on steam
>"close"friends
>>284588638
She recorded a video of her black bull cumming in her cunt
I met a little Japanese girl on the island in Animal Crossing once.she didn't understand english at all and kept getting close to my character and saying chuu~It was really cute.
>>284588468
This healer dude told me he was gay in Teamspeak and I got the biggest boner for some reason. Swear I'm not gay.
>>284588942
nice try anon but you aren't me :^)
I played DoA with a girl once
She kicked my ass cus Ihate fighting games
Luck I guess? I've come across quite a few and they normally fall into one of three categories. They're either boring/annoying as shit, so far up their own ass that they won't talk to you, or will remove you if you don't gift them games.
>>284584641
The only girls I've known online are:
-ugly legbeards into yaoi shit
-SJWs foaming at the mouth
It's not worth it. Instead find a nice, normal girl who only plays browser puzzle games if any at all.
>>284588650
Same here with psn and steam. Exceptthey always fucking fall in love with me. I don't have the heart to tell them the truth, because they might commit sudoku
>>284584882
>>284584882
Play on Hell On Earth. There are quite a few pro girl KF players. Most of them have quit doe.
>>284589151
How long are you going to take the lie, anon?
I've met a shit load of grils playing FF11 and 14, though none are gf material since they're playing MMOs.
>>284589151
>guy thinks i'm a girl in league
>consider exploiting him for free skins
>never have the heart to do it
luckily the game went to shit a long time ago so i stopped playing. i probably would have done it eventually.
>join guild
>2 girls actively on vent
>both are hit on by 80% of the vent
>Become closer friends w/ them through acting normal and not making desperate attempts to flirt
it's really quite easy, you just can't have the average neckbeard mindset. If you honestly pickup the collective attitude on towards women on /v/, you're obviously going to be invisible to them and vice versa
I met a great girl on/soc/but there are lots of outlets to find girls to play with. The part that most of /v/ struggles with is being shitty unlikeable dudes who hate women
>>284585458
>girl comes over and visits
>playing Chivalry
>she totally gets it
>AGATHAAAAAAA
>she actually shows some talent and kills people
>impressive.png
>she can swing, but can't block so I try to give advice
>nothing landing
>she could be 5v1'ing if she hit the right click once
god dammit
>>284588549
>I don't understand why she doesn't feel anything for me considering how close we are
I bet you think you're a nice guy, huh?
>>284589386
nah, im a cunt
>Pretend to be a girl in an mmo
>Guy falls in love with me
>Accidentally fall in love with him and now I want him to fuck my boypussy
>be a cute girl
>invite all of my male friends to play smash U
>they all start getting closer and closer to me
>start rubbing my back and thighs
>they place their hands inside my panties and rub my clit
>5 minutes later I am getting gang raped and impregnated with their thick semen
Every time. Fuck you Nintendo. This didnt happened with Melee.
>>284589314
>acting normal and not making desperate attempts
This is how you attract them. If you act like some "thirsty ass nigga" they won't be interested in you at all. They don't want a pushover.
>>284589314
Sounds like you got friend zoned for tipping your fedora.
>>284589497
You were always a fag anon, you just needed the right man to make you realize it.
Because there's a good chunk of them who just won't use mics or identify themselves because of the legion of fedoras and assholes giving them attention they don't want.
I love it when I run into "gamer grills" in real life or online, because they get super defensive when you drill them with questions about games they've supposedly played.
Surely this is why i have no gf
>mfw girl I'm talking to said she wants me to take my Vita and P4G to her house next time I go over.
Is this good or bad?
I have a bad feeling I'm already friend zoned. She wants to me to go to a scary movie with her and also go to the fair.
>>284588549
>suffer everyday because i dont understand why she doesnt feel anything for me considering how close we are
oh man, this is fucking rich. This is a prime example of why most of you fail at interacting w/ women.
>>284589556
>be a cute girl
>>284589359
>le ebin /v/ is one person.
That said I knew this swedish girl that I played WoW with all the time.
I was 14 then and she was 16.
Lost contact after I quit and actually made friends irl.
>>284589556
That's what you get for playing 8 player smash.
>>284588942
That's practically NTR. Stop being a beta and drop her.
>>284589240
But I'm not, its just an avatar. For example, one of my sf4 buddies thinks I'm a grill because I have anoireavatar. And I generally play abel andpoison
>>284589556
Literally raping your opponent is a valid strategy, git gud.
HIDE WOMAN CREATURE THREADS
REPORT WOMAN CREATURE POSTS
IGNORE WOMAN CREATURE POSTERS
>>284589712
its so easy
>>284589707
Sounds good. Scary movies are typically date films as weird as it sounds.
>play ragnarok online
>1/3 of the population is grills and 90% of them are just normal and nice girls
>my guild leader is a girl and she's really fucking good
Huh
>>284589048
You sure? I think you need the GAY TEST.
ANIMU VIDYAR
>>284589707
>she wants you to go to a scary movie with her
Dude she wants to get scared and hold your hand for protection.
>>284589935
Did you give one of them a hat? Bitches love hats.
>>284589935
MMO's are the only games that seem to have an even split of male/female.
Apart from EVE, that shits guy-central.
>>284589613
I never had the intention of being out of the friendzone, both of them were kinda annoying (very nice people though and fun to drink w/ over vent during raids though)
Also I was more into dick at the time
DEATH TO THE WOMAN VAGINALS
>>284589849
You're everything wrong with white people. I'd rather have a big black buck impregnate her white pussy with his BIG BLACK COCK and having my LITTLE WHITE DICK touch her.
>>284589556
Shit that never hap-
>This didnt happened with Melee.
nevermind
> turned my gf into a gamer
> all she played before was pokemon pretty much
> now loves rpgs, strategy, third person
> still cant stand fps though
Not sure what it is about girls/women and guns/FPS. Seems like girls just fucking hate FPS. Is it because they can't see the character and love to project themselves into the game world?
i met my girlfriend on monster hunter tri. we've been dating for 5 years now. :3
I've recently became aware of some information. Some information that was, to say the least, very shocking and horrifying to me.
Women aren't real.
Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...
>>284590101
She knows how to handle big black guns if you know what I mean.
>>284589902
>>284589998
I want to think that but I have the absolute worst track record with girls.
She was telling me she wants to try out P4G since I said I was having a great time with it last night. She wants to Skype tonight too.don't worry, we live 10 minutes apart
>>284584882
How? Girls love that shit, they are actually pretty good and aply on hard+ difficult.
I was playing TF2 and a legit little girl was playing.
Was weird, but it was the first time a kid was completely polite and non-irritable at all in a game. Why are little girls so polite?
>>284590091
Forcing a woman to live with your average dick is the ultimate power.
>>284590181
When the man is dumped back to earth, he is pregnant, but he cannot know this. Due to the Woman-creature's hallucinatory drugs, he is tricked into thinking that the WOMAN is pregnant. This is one of the most devilish tricks that women are is possession of.
Once the fetus has matured enough, the man craps it out, and the woman collects it. But there is of course more to it; She uses her hallucinatory drugs to make the man think that she has went through unfathomable pain to dispense the baby, and thus earns even more trust from the man and further drags him into his brainwashed daze.
The end result of this is that the Woman-creature either reproduces or creates another host for future members of her race to use. It should be brought to attention that the baby boys that are birthed are not actually genetically related to the “father” at all. They are clones manufactured just like cheese puffs in the Women’s ship. These clones are genetically predisposed to seek out Women to be hosts for; this is why you find yourself sexually attracted to women even though our species is monosex. In addition to this genetic tempering, the Women use their political power (they are also in control of every government and company on earth; this should come as no surprise) they also make use of brainwashing teqniques.
They tell you from birth that the major indicator of success is a wife. You must get a wife, they say. You must lose your virginity, they say. This has proven as VERY effective, as some people even spiral into a deep depression when they cannot do what their Demon overlords tell them to do.
>know some dude pretending to be a chich, calls himself Alice or something on Steam
>gets free shit everywhere
>is constantly trying to make me buy him something
what do
>ERP on WoW with cute, petite asain girl
>Sends me all kinds of pics from masturbation to her being out in public and trying on panites
>She poofs for like 6 months, can't talk to her in any manner
>Suddenly comes back, long apology note
>No longer interested
God I miss that shit so bad.
>>284590170
Have you actually met her?
>>284584641
>one tried making a competitive team that ended up falling apart because none of them could get along
>the other ended up become a bisexual sjw who drinks like a fish and does ecstasy
The rest are fine but one of them gets really pissed and starts talking shit to people over the microphone.
>>284590232
>playing TPS
>little boy is on my team
>keeps on singing to himself while his mic is on
It was so cute.
>>284590294
Feminism is a recent development in the Woman-creature’s reign. It is a result of a paradigm shift in their ruling teqniques. It has been decided that they should adopt a much stricter, direct method of influence. They are pushing for greater promiscuity, doing everything they can to make sure that as much new Woman-creatures are produced as possible. They are obviously going to try to implement a New World Order soon…
We must do everything in our power to make sure that this horrible goal is not realized; we must stay away from Woman-creatures at all cost.
Do not let them near you, my human brethren. Do not trust the pheromones they spew; do not talk to them; do not let them know that you know.
Stay safe, my fellow humans.
>>284588487
wow watch out for giga nigga
>>284590342
No, is a long distance relationship but thats pretty much the same thing as meeting her in person.
>tfw i used to hang out with a rad grill
>we played loads of fightan games after school
>nowadays she barely recognizes me
>only thing she does is play league with her bf
i just wanna have friends who play videogames with me
healsluts where
>>284588682
Youget out
>>284590342
yup, we visit each other about 5 or 6 times a year. she's great.
>>284590307
Add all his friends and provide proof that it's a guy
Wearing an attack on titan necklace (with the wings of freedom symbol) at a bar where I was supposed to meet up with some highschool friends that ended up going to a different bar without texting me led to a half hour drunken discussion of anime with a girl who noticed the necklace, playinglightning returnsfor 4 hours at her place while talking about other shit while I was desperately trying to hide my power level, and then having sex on a tiny ass bed that I fell off when sleeping that night.
It's a shame I was only visiting family in seattle because she was probably the most fun girl I've ever talked to.
rip
still talk to her, but I'm in another state
ITT: more complaining about women
day /v/ is garbage
>>284590232
Puberty destroys women. Little girls are literally perfect, it's only when they start producing whoremones and leaking their devil blood that they become evil monsters only fit for receiving man's seed.
>>284590580
All of /v/ is garbage. Night /v/ has been tainted for years.
>>284590502
I lack decisive evidence. I know he is a guy because a friend of mine knows him from IRC and he confessed that he was actually a guy when he was drunk one day. That happened a while ago though, so he can't provide me screenshots.
>>284589556
>This didnt happened with Melee
fucking kek
>>284589314
>both are hit on by 80% of the vent
How can you even tolerate a guild like that?
Shit like that makes me uncomfortable as hell. I just want to play video games with people, not listen to a bunch of nerds making fools out of themselves trying to impress some 3DPD cunt.
>>284590580
Yeah, I agree, night /v/ is when all the fags come out to play
>>284590363
>tfw i wasted my shota years and they're never coming back
I'm literally going to kill myself
>Disgusting White faggots wanting Black dick
>Disgusting faggots wanting to be girls
>Fucking disgusting faggots wanting to touch a 3D pig
Kill yourselves.
>>284590461
>you will never have a butsy teasing gf
kill me
Why do women even exist? What kind of cruel god decided that men would be better off with weak, emotional, external wombs?
>join some guild in GW2
>always helping out anyone who asks
>apparently some girl joined and was asking for help
>surprisingly no one offers
>I tell them I'll help them out
>get kicked for harassing the girl
What
>>284590802
maybe if you exercise and eat right, stop smoking and clean yourself up you'd still have that boyish charm anon.TFW going into teen gay chats looking for the older men to webcam w/ showing off my still youthful body. I've been able to pull of 17 at the age of 21
>>284590232
Shit happened to me as well, but with Terraria.
>jokingly ask for Skypes, it was a shit server and I wanted to get banned as quick as possible
>get one, and only one skype name before getting banned
>added her for shits n giggles
>my fucking face when I found out she was 10
I immediately took a long cold shower and unplugged my router
>>284590893
It hurts
>>284590957
>helping women
I purposely ignore them whenever they join a guild that I'm in and it drives them mad. Especially when I'm helping literally everyone in the guild but her.
>>284591072
>being gay
Dating a girl from /v/. They're just online, playing games, like anyone who actually plays games.
Don't get close to people who don't live close to you, and don't act like a fucking faggot.
I mean, she still gets mad at me for acting like a /v/irgin, even though she loves me, because it's legitimately unattractive behavior.
That said, I still drop dank memes with her all the time.
>>284590802
>tfw 20 and still look about 13
makes adult living a pain sometimes, but its alright otherwise
if people dont first assume I'm not an adult they are often patronising anyway, especially men. Or treat me like I'm a bit stupidwhich I wont entirely deny
>>284590205
dont bring p4g
she is going to steal it i swear on me mum
>>284591141
I just like helping people out. Especially since GW2 has fucking nothing else to do.
>>284591072
I don't get it.
>>284591072
>hitting the jackpot
>not embracing it instead of panicking
What is wrong with you?
>>284590205
Tell her you'll only let her borrow P4G if she cosplays as your waifuand you get to fuck her
>>284591278
Some people just aren't worth helping. We call those "women" here.
>>284591072
>tfw ended up befriending a 13 year old Pakistani girl through Omegle by accident
>>284589556
>Sakuraidrones will defend this
We have at least few girls in our guild in fact.
But the reason why there is no point in mentioning if you are a girl or not is that it usually it doesnt matter at all. You both enjoy video games and play, because you like it. Gender have nothing to do with it.
Unless, of course, you run into "gamer gurls" that looks for attention with all the "Im a girl AND I play video games", which indicates that they dont look for fun but for said attention and praise.I wish I would know, how to find a girl that enjoy playing video games for fun IRL, really.
>>284590632
Little girls are just as bad m8, they're just woman larvae.
>>284590205
Don't let her borrow it, you beta fuck. Women never give shit back, you're pretty much giving away $40 and your dignity if you do that.
