ITT: Canon sex in vidya
No, ambiguous shit. Hardcore confirmation the characters fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2T5LbrJU7Y
>>284501734
>p-please have sex with me
>[I guess so]
>Th-thank you
Man, Elizabeth is beta as fuck.
>>284502693
Beta or slutty?
>>284502875
You know. Maybe a bit of both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYROzg92Z_0
>>284503008
>No woman will ever politely ask you for sex
>>284501734
Well there's The Witcher, Mass Effect, GTA games, Catherine and some others I dont remember
>>284501734
Indigo Prophecy?
Xenogears
>>284503359
>>284503359
This triggered me.
I'd rather we do not speak about this game.
At least not about the second half of it.
>>284503147
>He does
>You act like a total bitch disgusted in him because pride
>He never speaks to another woman again
thanks
>>284501734
>p-please fuck me senpai
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>You spent time alone with character #624345
/=sex
no reference to fucking what so ever. prove me wrong
>>284504112
>she touches your hand
>"gently guide me through it"
Are you autistic or just stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m93rJnjpbc
>>284501734
>implying he didn't walk her home gently
what about games where you knock chicks up? all I can think of right now is metro last light.
>>284504112
You really can't be this fucking retarded can you? They clearly fuck. You can't be this dense
>>284504112
>even I am not blind to the significance of calling upon a gentleman in his own room
>please guide me through it
>no reference to fucking what so ever. prove me wrong
Literally literal autism
>>284504509
The only retarded ones here are you lonely virgins that try to imply everyone in everything is having sex behind the scenes in these games.
>>284501734
>Literal semen demon
>>284501734
if it breathes and has holes, give it a try.
>>284501734
>The last scene on Yukari's route when they "play cards" on her room all the afternoon.
>>284503602
Undead cold BONERS
>tfw all I see in MC is kiyoshi after reading prison school
>>284501734
Isn't there a stright up sex scene in some shitty game that game out last year? Then the girl proceeds to stab you to death?
>>284503602
One hour into the game and you're fighting giant bugs over elaborately at your work. That game shit the bed so fast
>>284503509
was about to post that and also WIld Arms 2.
Ganguro Girl!
>>284501734
Catherine
I got creamed by that monster!
>>284505802
there was no fucking in that game
>>284505228
Kiyoshi is an idiot, though.
>>284505802
>tfw no Katherine sex scene
Why did I even bother
>>284505447
Far Cry?
>>284505978
Toby fucked Erica'sboypussy
How does sex even happen in real life? Do two people have an actual conversation like "hey do you want to have sex now?" "okay let's have sex now." or does it just happen out of nowhere. This always bugged me. All I know is from porn where a guy shows up and fucks some girl then leaves.
>>284506545
I've never had sex, but think of it like this. Remember when you first met a friend of yours? Remember how you were humble and awkward with that friend? Like, you never wanted to swear, fart, pick your nose, or say "nigger" around him in case he responds to it negatively? And now you can do all of that without a second thought with that friend? It's kind of like that. You just get comfortable enough and it's just normal. I'd imagine.
>>284503602
Past the very first scene I think you mean.
>>284506545You need to be attractive and learn to pick up on signs a girl is interested, then you take her out on a couple dates and get her back to your place where you casually force yourself on her while talking intimately alone in your room.
>>284506545
It truly is one of lifes greatest mysteries.
>>284504221
>>284504509
>>284504617
>"gently guide me through it"
She means lie here with me gently NOT fuck me gently.
>>284506997
>>284506545
>>284506830
this is the /v/ I missed so bad
Fei and Elly fucked in Xenogears.
Star Ocean 2 also has an ending where Claude and Rena are talking about their future child if that counts.
>>284505949
FUCK I popped the biggest boner when I reached that part.
>>284504112
I have legitimate, documented autism and even I think you're the one who's more socially retarded.
>>284505949
NO ONE SHALL TOUCH MASTER'S EGGS
Soul Nomad has plenty of fucking. Most notably non-consensual.
>>284506545
I had sex with my girlfriend last night and literally all I did was say "Lets do it".
Conker's Bad Fur Day
![Ashe_FFXII[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eP0bHCk.jpg "Ashe_FFXII[1].jpg")
>>284508250
Fuck off normie your not welcome here.
>>284508476
Sex doesn't make you normal, trust me. You're just a slightly bigger fuck up than I am.
>>284506545
You just sit in the park and wait for someone to make eye contact with you then say "YARANAIKA?"
FUCK OFF
NO video game girl has EVER had sex in a video game.
they ONLY want to have sex with ME
OKAY?? FUCK OFF
ALL of them are virgins who are SAVING IT for ME and ONLY me
>>284508250
land whales do not count as girlfriends
>>284506545
Yes, it just happens. Sometimes there is routine if you live together, but obviously when not living with one another you will both get this look, maybe you've been flirting, or you just realize you have a chance to, you start kissing and just go from there. It's natural. If it ever doesn't feel natural, stop, because you are probably being weird.
>>284508476
tee hee sekrit club
>>284508648
She's 105 pounds and a dancer.
Why so bitter?
![After+monster+girls+loli+is+going+down+on+my+standards+_375a545eee784cae04bd25e0e803057c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/parGBA0.jpg "After+monster+girls+loli+is+going+down+on+my+standards+_375a545eee784cae04bd25e0e803057c[1].jpg")
>>284501734
P3P
FeMC and Ken in the Japanese version
>>284508320
she ONLY wants to do it with ME
The great debate.
Alpha characters who never got laid:
>>284508250
I didn't even say anything to my gf last night and had gratuitous amounts of rough anal sex with her. It was easy>mfw I don't have a gf
>>284508849
NO she only likes ME
>>284508605
10/10
>>284509135
I highly doubt he cares or even really knows what sex is
>>284504752
THIS THIS THIS THIS 10000000% true
>>284506997
bait or underaged
>>284506545
>>284506830
>>284506905
>>284507748
/v/ - Virginity
>>284509307
I think it was implied in the book that the Spartan's genetic augmentation also turned of their sexual drives, to keep them focused or something. But I can't be sure.
But even then, I think they at least KNEW about sex.
>>284508610
Yeah well I've already fucked every single video game girl.
>>284506545
Girls respond to strong leadership.
If the girl is into you you can pretty much do whatever and it's fine
Typically I'll outright say "do you wanna make out"
a lot of the time the response is "maybe"
but that doesn't actually mean "I'm not sure"
it's basically a bitch-test, if a girl says "maybe" it means "yes, but I'm not gonna make the first move" so basically you just kiss her. If you press her for an answer, it becomes a no, but if you take charge, it's a yes. 100% of the time.
And then from making out you get handsy and it becomes sex unless she stops you as a way of saying "hey not this time"
>>284509513
no wrong
>>284509135
I don't remember if pic related and jaina fucked in a book or something. They definitely didn't do anything in the games though.
>>284509214
No, Jamal.
She likes every one equally.
>>284509479
Ya think Space Marines. Same thing. No sex drive and its possible it doesnt even work.
>>284509135
What >>284509307 said. By the time the UNSC was done training Chief he was basically a living weapon. And by Halo 4 he had become an autistic living weapon.
>Dat jap voice acting
>>284509649
What a fucking garbage doujin
>>284509746
I never played halo, how autistic does it get?
>>284509135
The Dragonborn is a confirmed beta who gets married but doesn't fuck and has to adopt children.
>>284509862
mad she completed all Slinks?
>>284508605
>>284509872
It's been forever since I played H4, but I just remember people talking to him and he'd look in their general direction or just not respond. I know Chief was never like super talkative or anything but Halo 4 somehow just made it awkward. I don't know if he was supposed to be shellshocked because everyone he cared for is dead or something but if that's what 343 tried to go for they missed the mark.
Otacon got laid by Naomi Hunter in MGS4
>>284509545
Anon quit raping women with your patriarchy pole.
>>284510303
and apparently she popped his cherry, since Sunny tells raiden that by MGR, he had become a player and scores mad pussy where ever he goes
>>284510303
Didn't he fuck his mom?
Fuck you, she's the canon waifu.
>>284510450
That's not MarieA.K.A. Worst Girl
>>284508476
Am I the only one who read this in Cliff Claven's voice and was taken aback by how out of character it was?
Just me? Okay.
>>284510450
she is a fucking poser
you can straight chicken her through all the game, she always pulls out when you play off her advances
also, atlus said third answer is what Yu, the character would pick, Rise always bitches out if you go for the third answer, how can she be the canon bitch if she cant handle Yu's Mad Swag
>>284504496
baldurs gate 2. romancing aerie.
if you stay on the path, you end up at the end of throne of bhaal a demi-god / newly ascended god, with a demigod avariel goddess (wings restored) and your offspring.
>>284506545
A lot of people will bullshit you about this or try to describe the "complexities" of it all, but it's really simple.
When you have a relationship, you can in fact just have this conversation:
>Hey, you wanna have sex?
>Sure
Lots of times, when people have been together for a while, it's not that big of a deal to just talk about it like that.
Early on in a relationship, its not that simple. But still, your first time together usually happens after some discussion and an understanding is reached. Either that, or booze.
You literally just get a buzz on so you're more daring and then start out making out, then move on to groping, and then the pants come off, ect. This is probably the single most common way it happens, actually. With or without beer.
And some people can even get it outside of a relationship:
>give a girl a ride home from work
>"so, what are you up to tonight?"
>"Nothing... Wanna hang out and drink?
>"sure"
>later, after the booze
>"So.... Wanna have sex?"
>"Sure"
It's not that complicated, really. I mean, there are more subtle ways that it happens, but asking and talking about it and or just building up from making out really are the most common ways it happens.
Just be sure that if you're going to spring the "wanna have sex?" question on someone, that she's either actually into you, or slutty (both helps a LOT).
The best signs of this is that she laughs at your jokes, weather they're funny or not, touches you, makes eye contact briefly, blushes and looks away, generally agrees with everything you say or otherwise acts like she wants you (I know, some of you can't read the signs, but just try)
good luck /v/irgins
>>284506545
although I'm a pretty nice looking guy, I've always been very insecure so I've always tried to act tough and very self confident with girls, and you know what? most of them love it
and just like that, you gotta be able to confidently look in her eyes, catch a kiss when you think you deserve one and most of the times you won't even need words to get to what you want
if things are going good, you just feel it. from that point on it just happens, one thing leads to another
lately i've lost any kind of interest though.
since i've tasted "love making", plain sex lost its flavour
i miss her so much
alsovideo games
>>284510952
>I compensate my insecure nature by being overly secure
>>284504312
where's the SJW bitching over this? O because men can't get raped right?
>>284510443
yes.
everyone forgets otacons life is a shambles because he fucked it up by cucking his own dad. who like killed himself or some shit, and the step mum too.
Isn't Elizabeth some sort of personification of a cosmic deity from beyond the veil of time or something?
>>284511231
She's an avatar of power
No deity shit involved
>>284501734
You start
>>284501734
>>284506864
>You need to be attractive
Well gg
>>284511231
yup
Door-kun tapped the lovecraftian pussy
>>284501734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eGmZ1A8NSvU#t=1851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgVoscW9eOQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=114
Infinite Undiscovery
>>284511164
works like a charm
it's like those stuttering guys that stop stuttering when they act
>>284511164
Isn't that what you're supposed to do, at least to begin interacting with other people? Not that guy, but as someone who waits around for people to talk and is scared by my own insecurities, the only way it's gonna change is if I just brute force it and do simple trial-and-error until I find people who are compatible with me. Unless there's a critical flaw to that, that's my understanding of overcoming crippling self-awareness.
>>284501734
Front Mission 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N2QODyV1nk#t=58m42s
>>284511531
Eh, its more about ignore the huge self awareness, not really project an alpha persona, and try to relax so you can be yourself without sperging out
>>284506545
It really is strange. When i look at all the people around and think about how they all are having sex regularly and it's no big deal, it makes me feel like i live in a different world.
>>284506545
One time I was with my gf and we were cuddling on the couch watching a movie. I was gonna go in for a big hug and I whispered, "Are you ready?" and then she turned and started making out with me and we started fucking right after.
If it were two people not in a relationship? It just kinda goes like for example: tickle fight > move into sexual position > kiss the girl > keep kissing > take clothes off, etc.
Almost always starts with a kiss. Women get quite a bit of pleasure from kissing on the lips.
Persona 4 has canon sex, as long as you max her SLink. She's the only girl you actually have sex with.
>>284511164
that is often the case for some of the most confident people you have ever met
But he doesn't tell girls "I'm faking all my confidence, I'm actually horribly insecure right now", nor have any of the compensating-for-insecurity people you've met ever led with that announcement.
That's the key. As long as you don't announce that your confidence stems from insecurity, it'll look exactly like real confidence. Fake it 'til you make it. It works.
Also, if you fake it long enough and have a couple successes, you'll eventually get real, solid, tangible confidence, because you will feel confident in your ability to hide your flaws, instead of being just being confident in your lack of flaws.
Cloud probably lifted her mini-skirt, banged her behind some greasy dumpster and then pulled out.
>>284511392
Fucking rigged game
>>284511849
My biggest problem is that I just came off a long committed relationship that wasn't earned under normal circumstances, so now that I'm back at Uni trying to find an actual group of friends and hopefully another gf, it's difficult because now I'm truly alone, minus random /v/ streams and games.
Why can't we all just fuck some broad and call it a day?
>>284512581
gg no re nerdI don't think I'm actually attractive, I just had long hair and my more-stylish friend told me to tie it in a bun and now every hipstah-gorl thinks I'm a 10/10 even though I think it looks just as gay as you-and-every-other-guy thinks it looks
>>284512982
Jesus man, just hire a prostitute if it's that important to you.
>>284512982
if it was just about hornyness, why the fuck I would do a hooker and waste 100s for one time instead of buying a onehole and enjoying it for several days
>>284510890
>>284506864
How do normies even know how to do all of this anyway? There are so many rules to follow and things to not do and things to say ways of acting etc.
I get a stressed out just thinking about it, and i've never even been in such a situation.
>>284513115
you are doing the fake samurai bun thing that even troy baker is doing now?
man, that's gay as fuck
>>284513262
Practice makes perfect
Most every body fucks up multiple times before getting it right. Even after getting it right you can still fuck up sometimes. You will fail. But eventually you will succeed
>>284513262
How do fucking nerds even know how to play X game anyway? there are so many rules to follow and things to do....
you just wasted your early teens when you supposed to learn about this shit playing vidya
>>284513463
Yeah, but it's just creepy as hell for an adult to be this ignorant of something so basic.
Having sex with me would be like having sex with a child, why would any woman ever want that?
>>284513184
What else did I mean when I said broad?
>>284513262
You're supposed to do it in college/high school when morals are gray and no one wants to fuck with the cops
>>284506545
>>284513262
It requieres less micromanagement than your average game of StarCraft
>>284511164
Yes. Compensation makes the world go 'round.
Holy shit what a novel concept: You are not perfect.
>>284511983
>tickle fight
>>284513391
Yes I am
And yes it is
But it works, it works SO FUCKING HARD
I don't think any guy on earth thinks it looks good (including the ones that do it, myself included) but it feels like cheat-codes for sex with cute artschool girls it works so well
Also it's a hell of a lot easier than wrangling my hair normally but really. Top-knot and facial hair and you literally cannot lose.
>>284506545
If always wondered how unattractive people initiate sex. For me, I'm just witty and attractive and whoever I'm with has been visibly soaking in her own juices the entire night, we fuck immediately when we get home.
>>284514276
We don't, as we don't get sex.
>>284509163
THEN WHO WAS GF
Guys how do I ask out my coworker?
>>284509259
...
Did they at least release the bird afterward?
>>284514397
By asking her out.
>>284514397
Don't.
Hitting on coworkers never ends well, even if you succeed you'll end up having to quit when you break up.
>>284512982
As of recently i cant get my god damn mind off of wanting to getting laid. Its driving me insane consuming practically my every thought. I just want to focus on my own life and not this stupid bullshit.
>>284514397
I think the million dollar question is how to begin conversations with people you don't know. Once you get talking, then you can fail/get laid/make friends.
But how the FUCK do you begin talking to someone without coming across as looking for something? I saw someone who looked nice a few days ago and I just wanted to say something, but I had absolutely no idea how to start.
>>284513391
that's how women are man. They'll like rough and tumble men and at the same time they'll go ape shit over some girly pretty boy. example: justin bieber.
>>284514575
This, same goes for people you study with, don't go for it unless you feel a real connection.
>>284514683
Maybe some chicks have different tastes? Just like guys.
>>284514276
I was going to post something but >>284514313
already had the best reply.
>>284513983
You kidding? Tickle fights are fucking golden tickets to sex.
It's a pain in the ass when the girl says she's not ticklish 'cause you have to actually work your way in.
>>284514397
Want to do this activity we both enjoy?
>>284514397
why don't you try asking her out like she is a real person rather than a video game objective
>>284514776
nah, we totally only like hot blond bimbos with huge tits
>>284514397
Try talking about things you have in common like: video games, traps, dicks, etc.
If you hit it off, make sure to ask her on the spot so she can't change her mind later.
>>284511452
Sam Jackson apparently got over his stuttering problem from saying fuck.
>>284513262
I didn't start until I was like 19 and it all just came naturally to me. I lied about not being a virgin and having a relationship and she bought it.
>>284506545
If its a girl you arent in a relationship with, you usually take her out on a date or two, and then go to her room, or yours, make out, then fuck.
If its your gf or wife, you will usually establish a routine. Scheduled sex. Its depressing on paper, awesome in practice. As long as you can keep it spicy.
Thats the real mystery. Pic related for me and mine.
>>284512464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afuKSfF1rHg
>>284506516
her postop hole thing you mean
>>284505513
>WIld arms 2
Well, someone beat me
>>284501734
>You gave it to her hard.
>Your condition has improved to Great!
>>284514928
>not thinking all of your friends and acquaintances as Slinks with the appropriated arcana
>>284514792
Can confirm
>>284515090
How do arcanas even work? Are they supossed to reflect the person or the situation they find themselves in?
>>284505447
>Far Cry
>shitty
>last year
wot
>That feel when you're a pretty boy and don't have to feel like scum going in for a kiss, and just have wait for them to practically mount you
