>The main character of the last video game you played is the only person/thing you get to have sex with for the rest of your life.
How fucked are you /v/?
>my hunter in MH4U
>In Gore armor
>Queen's Bow
Do I get to take it off? Or do we work around the armor?
>>284452698
You can take the armor off.
>MM Link
I don't even find Adult Link that hot.
Crash Bandicoot
could be worse, right?
![bfc159ea69af349656bc8e46bad360a5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/75Yjd4b.jpg "bfc159ea69af349656bc8e46bad360a5[1].jpg")
There is no main character in smash so I'll go with my own main
>>284453369Lucinaa cute.
>>284453652
ellie
>>284452614
The female dragonborn i made for playing SD+ in skyrim. I'm cool with this.
>>284452614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dclghhnW4oU
>Honoka from DoA
YES.
Oh, main character? So what, Ayane? Kasumi?YES
>>284452614
I wouldn't mind taking it from him at all
PN 03
I'm okay with this.
>>284454389
Same, I guess?
Colette is the main character because she's the Chosen, right? Right.
>>284452614
have you ever ripped the skin /v/?
it fucking hurts
>>284452614
Thank Christ
So I get to have sex with Vert. I call that a win.
Not bad at all
Life ams good.I'd rather it were Toki
>Burial at Sea Episode 2
I'm 100% okay with this
So I get to nep a nepnep? I'm okay with this.
>>284452614
oh shit I'm sorry
>>284452614
>Senran Kagura
This is my lucky day.
>>284455772
link to the porn game?
>>284452614
Fuck
Yes
>>284452614
>monster hunter
Yeah I'll be okay with my hunter. If the hunter doesn't count then caravaneer is just as good.
>out killing demons and collecting gold all day
>comes home for snu snu at night
I'm alright with this life.
>fzero
falcon I guess?
>>284455889
what are you sorry for?
oh yes please
i guess it sucks since ill have to be gay now, so no kids or nothing.
but link a cutie.
my only regret is that i wasnt playing a metroid game last
>>284452614
>half naked wrinkly burned undead from dark souls
Fuck you Havel the rock
Sniper from Risk of Rain? Sure.
Hatsune Miku Deep sea girl model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7PpLfVZA04
>>284452614
>League of Legends
No MC there, lots of qts though.
>>284456843
>mfw most of you are saying that modern music is shit and you're listening to this
>quakeguy
He's seen some shit but he'll protect me
Not bad
>>284456927
Last character that you were playing with.
Female Dunmer God from Morrowind with Better Bodies
I can dig it
>>284457298
>Katarina
I'm fine with that.
>>284452614
> Darkest Dungeon
> Vestal, Plague Doctor, Grave Robber and Hellion in my latest party
Could be worse I guess. I just hope the Hellion treats my dick nicely.
>>284452614
>John Marston
>Koishi in modded NV
I would fuck her any fucking day of my life.
>>284452614
>cootie patootie Ilona sentinel operative from Codaw mp
I'm ok with this
By the way, how is codaw really? I played 4 hours of it during free weekend and thought it was ok, considering my last cod was 4. The exo is cool, but I didn't like getting railed by laserguns people at levels 40 had. Also is it laggy or was that just me?
but i am not even a f-faggot
>>284457662
>MC
>>284457298
>Wukong
fuck
>>284452614
>Phoenix Wright
eh, could be worse
>>284457870
On 4chan there is shitton on furry fags, some of them might even be happy with this.
>>284457848
>Courier in NV
>the whole future of Mojave depends on him and his actions
>anything but the MC
u wot m8
>taking it from my 4U hunter
>look back as I'm about to cum
>see this
noice
>>284452614
Is their a main character for Dota2? If we're going by last played then it's Centaur Warunner. Guess I'm taking horse cock in the ass.You cum so that crowds may cheer.
>>284452614
The last video game I played was Artificial Academy 2 and it doesn't have a main character.
Could be worse.no homo
>>284456538
My dad taught me to be proud of my penis.
>last game I played was skullgirls
I am SO lucky
As long as I don't have to fuck painwheel
oh no
>Last game I played was Touhou
Jackpot!
Yeah I'll be okay
>Solid Snake.
This makes me very happy.
>>284457842
His sex life must be non existent anyway
Plus, he's a married man.
10/10Would cuck and get diced into chunks afterwards
It's a good thing I'm intomonstergirls.
>>284452614
Last game I played was Bayo 2. YES.
>>284453369Master handis the main character.Nothing changes.
This is good news
>>284452614
the protagonist in this oneplease be gentle
>>284459030
Imagine the handjobs.
>>284459886
more like mastur hand
>>284452614
Unfortunately, this guy's pretty well asexual so I guess I'm a virgin for life.
I played bioshock 1 so guess I won't see more than hands
>>284459518
There's a new titty queen in town. But I don't like her moves
>master yi
wuju go fuck yourself
Most recently - commander in wargame:RD (would be pretty cool to have all that power by proxy)
But actual character it would be the girl in transistor which would be surprisingly great, I think.
>>284452614
Either Vayne from LoL, or if you don't count moba's
uhhhh, my the cute medic chick from Evolve
>Serious Sam
Are you fucking serious?
>>284457298
>singed
>>284452614
Luckily my MH4U character is a cute girl.
I get to fuck either Midna or Zelda now, right? I'm okay with this.
I'm ok with this
>>284459767
That is not a problem anon. That is not a problem.
... Fuck.
>>284461168
Let's just say I'm not looking forward to the blowjobs.
>>284452614
>Metroid Prime trilogy
Literally no complaints
Don't remember which model.
>>284452614
>Sim City
Well, that changes nothing
bretty good result
>>284452614
uhh, ok.
Freaky i guess.
Not gay though, so that might be a problem.
Jackpot?
>>284460801
HOW'D THAT TASTE?
>>284452614
Suit on and off
I'm good
shit
gotta wait about 6 years cos I'm not into loli
That wizard guy from Littlewitch Romanesque?
Eh, it's fine. The nigga can illusion himself so I'm assfucking any character I want.
>>284461878
>not into loli
>this thread
>no Bayonetta
anyone played this game?
>>284462068
sorry father
I know I have let you down
Whos WoW's main character?
>>284462257
You've been a fool to yourself.
>>284462068
I want Himawari to sit on my face
Yeesss <333
Literally playing Pokemon Diamond as Dawn right now.
So cash.
>>284462110
>>284461074
Anon are you blind?
>Civ III
>>284452614
Heroes of the storm? Jim Raynor is the main hero in the tutorial I guess? Coulda done worse
>>284452614
>ICO
So I get to fuck a horny shota? Could be worse.
>Brendan
Fuck I should have picked May
>SH3
It's all good
TP LinkI'd go gay
>playing ffta on smartphone
ALRIGHT BUT HE'LL BE THE ONE TAKING IT.
>>284447484
Kile Hide is a fucking stud.
She should have been the main character.
>>284467238
She and Fang ARE the main characters, with Vanille being more prominent as she's also the narrator
Lightning wasn't the main character of jack shit until LR
>>284452614
Not bad. Orgies every night
>My femsura in GW2
Okay, sure.
>>284465369
>tfw nobody laughed at my horny joke
fug
>>284452614
>I get to fuck Shulks boipussy all day
Literally heaven
Melting from Nuclear Throne. This is not my fetish.
>Central Officer Bradford
Snake. No, not Solid Snake. The Pac Man-like one.
Well, my balls will probably turn into a shade of blue that has yet to exist in this world and the sex in general is probably going to be very painful.
But at least it's a woman
>>284452614
>Marisa
This is the best outcome. Thank you OP.
shit.haha
Attila from total war.. Welp I guess I've had a good life
>>284452614
Sir Galahad, but if Lady Igraine is allowed to join us im cool with that, as long as our balls don't touch it's not gay.
>>284452614
I... I dont feel comfortable with this
>>284452614
>my femroe
Does this make me Kazuma?
I'm good.
>>284452614
>CJ
since I'm about to go full faggot and have homosex with a nigger, at least I can have some fun with it and pretend I'm catalina
>>284452614
>>284452614
>my waifu from MH4U
doodle!
>>284452614
>DMC1 Dante
Fuck me, I would have preferred 4's Dante.
>Dark Souls 2 protagonist
I'll just tell him to go to the sex change coffin in Things Betwixt.
![t_smite_ahmuzencab_trailer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/66GsYQz.jpg "t_smite_ahmuzencab_trailer[1].jpg")
Nononononono
>>284467429
mah nigga
I'm definitely alright with this
>>284452614
>Oberone Warframe
I am ok with this
>>284452614
Samus aran.
It would be hard with that suit if you know what I mean.
