Okay guys, let's do this.
69 or doubles decides how do we name our character.
Don't mind the language, it's in Polish.
moot
John
Spooky Meat
StiffBeef
Rommel
Jose
Angry Joe
Polandspaceprogram
Your mother
>>283876342
>69 or doubles
Not much, if anything, is going to happen with such low odds. Might want to just pick a digit.Dovahkiin
CHIM
Autismus Maximus
>>283876342
PenisWenisExtremus
>>283878013
Yeah, I know. Just wanted the first one to be decided in that way so more people would gather.
pleasecuckme
Furious Carlos
>>283876342
CUCK FUCBOI
EB Gayms
Madara Uchiha
MorrowindCombat.webm
rolling for >>283878162
Bob
George
Clifford Razorbane.
NextGenGraphics.jpg
Sonic the Edgehog
>>283878915
This shit
>>283876342
Kurwa
TheyDoItForFree
Mondo Lavafart
Dick Ass Man
1080p 60fps
Overraterd game.
paenus waenus
>>283876342
pizza sauce
Vivecian James
KURWA
/v/ has no doubles
/r/gaming
Is this... the power... of PC masterrace...?
normie
bobby furgeson
Mingus Dew
kto polska
>>283879826
trayvon martin
Doom Rate
Okay then. Since we already have 20 people in the thread let's change the rules.
The first post which ends in 9 names our character.
>>283879914
Kurwa
>>283876342
Ben Cuckera
>doubles
>on /v/
>being this new
Also, loves2cuck
Sotha Shill
>>283879914
brianna wu
DONALD MOTHERFUCKING TUSK
>>283879914
>>283880029
winner winner chicken dinner
BlackLivesMatter
vivaldi the niggerslayer
>>283880029
Oh boy, we have a winner.
>>283880029
Fits perfectly
lil ugly mane
Christopher Poole.
Let's continue.
Post ending in 3 decides race and post ending in 6 decides our gender
>>283880516
Female Orc
>>283880516
Male.
Orc.
Nord
Male
>>283880516
Dickgirl.
>>283880516
redguard
>>283880516
ORC MALE BIGDICK
>>283880516
Female High Elf
>>283880516
ork
>>283880516
Male Reguard
>>283880516
Orc
>>283880516
Elf wys. rodu
>>283880656
The Patriarchy wins again!
Female orc
>>283880516
imperial
>>283880516
Dark Elf, if that's what I'm seeing.
>>283880516
Nord
>not naming him Juib
>>283880516
Redguard nigga
ORC
>>283880516
Pick the fucking Orc
>>283880516
redguard
>>283880516
Redguard dude
Male Orc it is then.
Let's move on.
>>283881213
Forgot pic
>>283881328
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEScustom class named niggerslayer. major skills alchemy,acrobatics,athletics,security and unarmored
"Aaaah yes! We've been expecting you..."
Post ending in 2 names our class
Post ending in 7 chooses our specialization (Stealth, Combat, Magic)
Post ending in 8 chooses our two favourite attributes.
You can mix up everything in one post ofcourse.
>>283881787
stealth wizard
>>283881787
Class name: Stealth Archer
Specialization: Stealth
Attributes: Agility, SpeedDescription: Archer of extraordinary sneakiness. Hates the Thalmor.
>>283881787
Specialization: Combat
Attributes: Agility and Intelligence.
>>283881787
Class: normie
Specialization: Magic
Attributes: SPEED AND LUCK
>>283881787
Children eater
Stealth
Willpower and Personality
>>283882162
Such a faggot name.
Magic
Strength + Endurance
>>283882162
>>283882278
normie get
Strength + End get
Now, the only thing left to do, is focus on MAGIC
>>283881787
Specialization left
Stealth goes well with str and end
>>283881787
Combat
>>283881787
Magic this bitch
>>283881787
Stealth
magic up in this bitch
>>283881787
Magic
>>283881787
FUCK THE GET. EVERYONE WANTS MAGIC
Morrowind Kombat
>>283881787
Magic of course
>>283881787
Nothing's better than male orc with magic specialization
>>283881787
This is what happens when Orks try Magic. Don't do it. Combat all the way.
>>283883237
>>283883238
The next 10 posts will be our class description.
Do your best /v/
>>283883343Link uses Combat, Stealth, and Magic extensively. God damn it.
>>283883238
everything about this webm says that the person who made it knew exactly how the game was supposed to be played and exploited that to make a MISSMISS webm.
absolutely terrible.
>>283883237
>>283883238
>>283883418
normie may be powerful, but can he beat Madara Uchiha?
>>283883418
faggot CIS lionkin
>>283883436
Momma didn't raise no fool.
>>283883418
BTW the guy who named this character is a total faggot
>>283883418
A seasoned pegasus knight who wields lances and tomes.
>>283883749
fags have feelings too, bully :^(
He faps to 2 girls 1 cup
He's bigger, and faster, and stronger too.
>>283883418
The sole survivor of the clan, "DK Crew".
>>283883418
anal gape
Prefers altmer pussy.
>>283883418
Chokeweed, roobrush, draggle-tail smells.
>>283883418
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Damn, I can't resize this textbox.
Anyway:
The first 5 posts with skill names will be our major skills and the next 5 posts will be our minor skills.
You can use this list:
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Skills
>>283883418
Silver Elite
>>283884598
Sneak
>>283884598
1 skill per post
>>283884598
illusion
>>283884598
Marksman
>>283884598
ACROBATICS
>>283884598
Mercantile
get fukt faggot
>>283884598
Speechcraft!
Our orc needs to eloquent.
>>283884598
Light Armor
ALTERATION
>>283884675
>>283884731
>>283884782
>>283884796
>>283884828
>>283884598
SECURITY
>>283884598
Alchemy
>>283884598
Short Blade
>>283884598
LIGHT ARMOR
>>283884598
medium armor
Holy shit, this is going to be the best build ever.
Post ending in 0 chooses our birthsign
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Birthsigns
The Atronach
>>283885318
the mage
>>283885318
The Shadow!
>>283885318
THE HORSE
>>283885415
This
>>283885318
the serpent
>>283885480
>>283885415
haha nice, shadow is terriballs
>>283885318
the ritual
>>283884675
>>283884782
It's just like skyrim
Name: DONALD MOTHERFUCKING TUSK
Gender: Male
Race: Orc
Class: normie
Specialization: Magic
Attributes:
Strength - 55
Intelligence - 30
Willpower - 50
Agility - 35
Speed - 30
Endurance - 60
Personality - 30
Luck - 40
Major skills:
Sneak - 30
Illusion - 35
Marksman - 30
Acrobatics - 30
Mercantile - 30
Minor skills:
Speechcraft - 15
Alteration - 20
Security - 15
Alchemy - 20
Short blade - 15
Birthsign: The Shadow
Clearly the best build ever created. What should we do next?
>>283886280
Steal that dope ass platter in the room there.
>>283886280
Retrieve the best helm in the game. Never take it off.
>>283886329
Then drop it on the ground as soon as you pick it up
>>283886280
Kill the orc you find there can only be one.
>>283886329
Done. You get warned that you shouldn't do things like that once you are released.
I've never did that before so that's new to me, wow.
>>283886561
*the FIRST orc you find
>>283886280
possibly the worst class ever made
join the thieves guild
trips and you go punch vivec in the dick
>>283886280
You take that ring and you guard it with your life. Wear it every day and always equip it when talking to Fargoth. Never give it up. The wood elf might send the Dark Brotherhood after you when you rest, but as long as you use your Birthsign to optimally stealth archer them to death you'll be fine.
>>283886639
You dropped it on the ground immediately after you picked it up right?
That way it doesn't get confiscated and you can pick it up again without getting bullied. It's worth like 200 shekels.
>>283886639
Bruh, what
You steal everything in that room and drop it on the floor before they scold you
That's how you make all your money at the start
>>283886779
Yes I did. Nice trick.
>>283886643
Will do. Looking for one just now
>>283886714
Excellent plan
>>283887008
Go get the dead taxman's shekels too, don't hand them in, you are the stealth merchant archer.
>>283886446
Helm aquired
>>283887358
You's a real nigga now. You already won the game. From here on out it's all about adding more fantastic tales to the legend that is Donald Motherfucking Tusk.
They'll sing songs about you for years to come. Give them the best fucking song they've ever heard.
I used our orc's great mercantile ability to buy a bow and arrows for only 50 gold.
Now looking for an orc to kill. Any ideas?
>>283887630
Thanks man for your support. Will do.
>>283887741
Kill that furry uptight merchant faggot in balmora
>>283887741
How can you be a legend without the Boots of Blinding Speed?
>>283886561
>>283886643
It seems like Shargam gro-Shagdulg will be our victim.
Let's do this
wtf is with this shit goose ass fist fucking gibberish? I can't read this
>>283888356
THERES A FUCKING GUARD RIGHT THERE.
So much for stealth archer, fag.
>>283887741
>Now looking for an orc to kill. Any ideas?
Morbash gro-Shagdub. He's a prisoner at Fort Pelagiad. Don't let him tarnish all Orcs with his stereotypical Niggorc behavior. End him for the honor of the late DK Crew!
>>283888568
>Donald Tusk
>bringer of the Great Cleansing of the Orcs
>>283888356
We resisted about three seconds, but we almost took him out. Nice.
Thanks for the ride /v/.
I'm going to beat the game with this character. It might take me a few months to do so, but I'll post a new thread when I will do it.
You can post any requests what our character needs to do in his journey to become the strongest man in Morrowind and I'll post screencaps of them in that thread.
>>283888457
But the anon said that I need to kill the first orc I'll meet. I didn't have time to be stealthy!
>>283888457
>>283888916
Make sure to include Donald's full name somewhere in the thread so I can find it in the archives when I miss it.Join the Thieves Guild, but never forget that Magic is your one true specialization. To reconcile this, you must bring House Telvanni to greatness.
>>283889264
I forgot all about that, it's still hilarious.
>>283888916
ASSASSINATE EVERY HLAALU LEADER
>>283888916
remember to max out sneak and marksman first. Then go for the magic skills.
>>283888916
In the tradition of the fallen clan "DK Crew", you must collect every Drum and Guarskin Drum that you can find. You are to keep two with you at all times so that you may play the song of your people at a moment's notice. As soon as you find a place of residence, preferably the former home of a dishonorable Orc that you purged, you will place all other drums along the walls.
