ITT: Cool characters with insufferable fanbases
>>283670507
Anime ZSS is insufferable.
>>283670976
Exactly, that's why I can't stand her fanbase. They see her as a cute pretty girl rather than a cool, tough woman who usually wears armor, which was effectively canonized with Other M.
>>283670507
>>283670976
>>283671131
>Not liking lewd ZSS
Fucking puritan/SJW ameriturds.
>>283671393
I like lewd ZSS as long as she's acting tough and looks athletic rather than being a kawaii-desu skinny girl who's in a yuri relationship with Peach and Zelda
>>283671393
Oh, and this is despite the fact that I'm a complete sucker for Lucina, Palutena and Zelda, and love seeing them in cute anime fan art (but not always yuri).
Samus is different. Samus is a cool woman, not a cute girl.
>>283670507
You mean Samus in general, right? Her fanbase is ridiculous and the worst thing on /v/ ever. People don't even like her, they like her for what she "represents". Which apparently is never talking and never being seen at all.
>>283671903
ACfag pls go
And no, I mean the specific ZSS fanbase who started appearing when Brawl decided that ZSS is a thing.
>>283671903
And also, no, we like seeing Samus show emotion and act human, but we hate seeing her go all out and devolve into a whiny skinny anime girl, both in fanart and in Other M.
Ike
>>283672309
What do his fans do?
>>283672417
This, so fucking much. I hear good things about the Classic Sonic games but refuse to touch them because of how awful the fanbase is
>>283670507
>>283671131
Who says I can't see her as both? See >>283671580 and >>283672131
Shulk.
I never played Xenoblade but all of the Smash faggot memers ruined him for me.
>>283672345
Probably an assmad Lucinafag. Most Ikefags hate waifushit. Myself included.
>>283670976
>>283673098
same here as a F-Zero fan.
All hype but no discussion of the game makes me sad.
>>283670976
Samus has always been anime. The games are made in Japan.
>>283673032
Because for Samus, the anime moe stuff almost ALWAYS takes a backseat to the badass stuff whenever it's there.
>>283673384
I know, but I'm talking about her being depicted as a generic cute animu girl rather than an unconventionally tough/cool-looking one.
>>283673260
Wow, that duck's legs are so thick.
>>283671903
More like the entire Metroid fanbase is full of whiny manbabies:
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW WHY IS SAMUS A SEXIST BIMBO NOW? I SWEAR I'M A NICE GUY AND THAT MISOGYNIST ZERO SUIT OF HER OFFENDS ME
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW WHY IS RETRO WASTING TIME MAKING DONKEY KONG INSTEAD OF METROID?
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW A MOLE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE SAMUS A SHITTY CHARACTER CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW SAMUS IS NO LONGER THE 6'3 AMAZON SHE WAS IN A SINGLE PAGE OF A COMIC FROM 20 YEARS AGO
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW MUH RIDLEY IN SMASH
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW WHY NO NEW METROID GAME, NINTENDO?
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW OTHER M DOESN'T COUNTS BECAUSE I SAY SOOOOOOOOO
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW BOYCOTT OTHER M BECAUSE IT'S SEXIST
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW WHY DON'T METROID GAMES SELL?
>WAAAAAAHHHHH, SHE'S CALLED SAMUS, NOT METROID YOU SHITLORD
>WAAAAAAAAHHH WHY NO METROID 20TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATIONS?
>WAAAAAAAHHHH WHY IS SAMUS A BLONDE BIMBO ANIMU MISOGYNY STEREOTYPE, DESPITE BEING EXACTLY THAT BACK THEN?
>WAAAAAHHHHH HER JET BOOTS ARE OPPRESSIVE SIGN OF THE PATRIARCHY
>WAAAAAAHHHHH WHY RIDLEY LOOKS LIKE SHIT NOW?
>WAAAAAAHHHHH WEIRD NECK
>WAAAAAAHHHHH STAGE HAZARD
Basically anything related to nintendo
>>283673657
>almost all of your complaints are related to Smash and Other M
The only two things ever that brought shitters into the fanbase.
>>283673815
Sonybro plz go.
Daisy
I will never get skin tight suits that show nipples and vulvae. If the suit was actually that tight, it would cut off your circulation and you'd fuck yourself.
>>283673657
>yfw this is what most animu ZSS waifufags want Samus to turn into
>and yes, ZSS is renamed "Samus" and regular Samus is renamed "Power Suit Samus" in Smash
>>283673975
Name a Sony IP that has an insufferable fanbase.
>>283672849
Just play them. They're fun. Or don't, who cares.
>>283673657
Think of a male video game character that you really like.
Now imagine the next game released in his series reveals that he's actually a whiny bitch.
Are you pleased?
Fucking gamergate faggots, I swear, you're better than feminists and SJWs but not by a lot.
I hate the Smash fanbase for all the waifu garbage.
Pretty much Samus, Palutena and Rosalina are all pretty cool characters, but then their fans are another thing.
>>283674421
It's better than what those OTHER fans want...
>>283670507
>>283674737
not the same character but that was the change between tales of symphonia and tales of symphonia 2
>>283674737
Question: are there people who would be happy if Link was revealed in the next Zelda game to be a whiny femboy twink who talks about his friends a la Marth?At least there's the whole "multiple incarnations" thing
>>283674803
No, it's only JUST AS BAD as what those other fans want, for different reasons. Lesbo butch dyke Samus is just as bad as animu moeshit Samus.
Pic related is how Samus should be: strong AND beautiful.
>>283674737
>Think of a male video game character that you really like.
Done
>Now imagine the next game released in his series reveals that he's actually a whiny bitch.
Already happened
>Are you pleased?
No, but I get called a Dobson if I complain because you played that game when you were a child.
>>283674519
I meant the Sony fanbase in general.
>What is Persona?
>What is Demon's Souls/Bloodborne?
Might also add KH but I guess TECHNICALLY that doesn't count.That's all Sony has.
>>283674843
Lightning doesn't have fans really. It's cool to hate on her.she's qt as fuck though
>>283670507
>Cool characters with insufferable fanbases
All of them.
>>283674843
>Lightning
>cool character
>has a fanbase
I guess Toriyama can count as her fanbase all of his own though.
>>283675095
Which Link are you talking about?
>>283675203
Lightning is lovely!
>>283674519
People treat this mediocre crap like it's the second coming of Christ.
>>283670507
>ITT: Cool characters with insufferable fanbases
>>283670507
>>283670507
Every female protagonist ever made.
>>283675203
>>283675275
Lightning is actually well liked in Japan despite the memes on 4Chan made about her.
>>283675164
Oh yeah, Sony fanbase in general is pretty bad. I'd agree
>>283675648
I thought Link's fanbase was okay. Explain?
what about insufferable characters with cool fanbases?
>>283674803
Whoever drew this messed up, there's too much color! They should have made the armor gray and the zero suit brown.
>>283674803
im okay with every part of this design except for the man hair. she looks like a politician. not even chicks with short hair style it like that unless they're ultra bulldyke
>>283675821
Nah, I think it's more revolting with the bright colors. It's more of a slap in the face, that way.
>>283675749
Kirby
>>283672849
>punishing the games instead of the faggotbase
You're really missing out, especially with Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
>>283675018
you faggots always make me cringe so fucking hard it's unbelievable
holy shit just kill yourself
>>283675716
>fujoshits everywhere
>every casuals favorite and most deep character ever despite no personality whatsoever
>CLOUD IS COOL BUT LINK WOULD TOTALLY BEAT HIM
>lol he just screams! sheeaak! yeeeaah! XD
>check out this permanent tatoo of LINK I put on my dick
>WUT IF LINK WUS A GIRL LMAO
>>283675315
people treat a genuinely good game like shit using standards that don't apply to any other game they'd judge. (unless it were also a playstation only game)
>>283676032
I think she was meant to look like The Boss or something. It would be fine for a grizzled "Dark Knight Returns"-style Samus on her last mission, but not for her usual look.
>>283671393
Most lewd ZSS is drawn in anime-like style and they don't know how latex suits or anatomy work.
So dislocated legs, tiny arms, broken spines and vacuum sealed uncomfortable suits are basically what most ZSS lewd is.
If you don't know how anatomy works and can't draw it properly you can't draw women.
If you can't draw clothing properly then you can't draw sexy women.
You can draw sex though and for people with low standards that's enough.
>>283676156
I literally posted a pic of Samus that looks near-identical to how she looks in Sm4sh and said that's how she should be. What's wrong with that?
>>283676103
Are Saber and Samus similar?
>>283673098
>letting the fanbase ruin a game for you
Maybe you just hate videogames
>>283674803
It's bad design.
Too much useless detail that makes no sense on top of the poor facial design.
It's as bad as anime Zero Suit for different reasons.
>>283676725
>>283676182
>no personality whatsoever
That's part of the appeal of Link, as well as non-Other M Samus. You can imagine him however you want and project your personality onto him, as the creators intended for you to do.
Though I agree that it's annoying how he's every casual's favorite charactereven though he's technically mine
>>283676032
>im okay with every part of this design
Dumbfuckistan pls.
>>283674449
who drew that it looks like shit
>>283671903
wait isn't that metroid?
I thought samus was his girlfriend...
>>283676704
No and Saber is a dumb fucking character, too.
>>283674737
>Think of a male video game character that you really like.
>Now imagine the next game released in his series reveals that he's actually a whiny bitch.
>Are you pleased?
Already happened and I don't give a fuck because I'm not a fucking stupid americunt libtard/feminist.
Last time I checked Samus had little to nor personality before Other M.
>>283676640
because you're an obsessed piece of shit that cannot shut the fuck up about the potrayal of his shitty blankslate waifu
>how she SHOULD be
>strong AND beautiful
After playing Other M you would expect people to hate it because it's a horrible game but oh no you assholes keep complaining about muh samus muh emotionless robot
do the world a favor and kill yourself
I hope the whole IP goes down the gutter
Riven is an odd case because the chsracter herself is actually pretty lame (being voiced by Christina Vee making it worse), and her mechanics are obnoxious as all hell but she's still pretty fun to dabble in on occasion. Her playerbase is absolutely fucking terrible however, even by LoL standards. They make the rest of the LoL playerbase look like Rhodes scholars holy shit.
>>283677608
God dammit, WHY did Other M have to spawn people who think that everyone wants Samus to be an emotionless genderless robot?
Being a woman is part of her appeal. Having a face you can see (occasionally) and identify with is part of her appeal. Otherwise she'd just be Nintendo's Master Chief ripoff.
>>283677014
The guy who made Unteralterbach. He's making a sequel and he's going to put Clementine in it.
>>283677841
oy vey
For all the xXxSephirothsxXx out there
>>283677807
Because that is literally how you faggots argue
You barely see people shitting on Other M because it's a horrible game
All you assholes do is complaining because your headcanon doesn't align with the game anymore
oh boy
>>283677841
>He's making a sequel and he's going to put Clementine in it.
Sauce? is there a forum where they post?
>>283678149
>this is a fetish for some people
Pic related. My favorite Pokemon ever, but yeah. Genwunners.
>>283678048
From what I can gather, I'll make up a rational, subjective opinion: Other M is a competently made game that nonetheless has many flaws that weren't present in the older Metroids, undid a lot of their innovations, and gave a fixed personality to Samus that made her look like a stereotypical supporting female character and didn't align with the most popular interpretation of her character that fit within how she was in previous games.
>>283677553
But she did in the various text logs and canned animations prior to Other M.
Everything used to build up Ridley as a rival was done better in the Prime series for several characters (Like Prime) just without dialogue or lengthy cutscenes voiced by monotone Samus but you don't need that to convey character.
Any cool female character
>>283678303
What's gross about it anon-kun?
>People have different fetishes
Holy shit
>>283678495
>we would have gotten this if the nips had enjoyed Other M more
>>283678495
shit taste fuck off
>>283678639
maybe youll like this gay feget
>>283678048
Everyone already knows that Other M has terrible gameplay and story and that stands seperately from the Metroid series.
It has been discussed to death because holding the Wiimote sideways has never been a good way to interface with a game that isn't a 2D platformer.
The portrayal of Samus on the other hand is still a matter of debate for some people and doesn't stand seperately from the Metroid series as a whole.
>>283675018
I don't think any Zelda fan would be happy if Link talked in general.
>>283678495
Please tell me this is a self-aware parody.
>>283678919
>don't like some shit western design
>hur must like some shit eastern design
>>283678951
>>283678951
>The portrayal of Samus on the other hand is still a matter of debate for some people
And that's exactly why I fucking hate you and hope the franchise dies just to get rid of you fuckheads
I also have to correct myself, it's not about the potrayal, it's literally only her looks.
Literally.
Prove me wrong faggot
>>283678303
>being a homosexual degenerate
During the day of reckoning, you WILL get baked.
>>283670507
So this an ironic post, where you're part of this insufferable fanbase. Can't argue there, pretty legit.
>>283674803
The only thing that annoys me about Samus fans are the ones who praise her as teh best female character in gaming. I mean sure she has a cool design but excluding Other M she has no personality and is a mute. Compared to other female characters she is hardly the best. she is a 1 dimensional character, deal with it.
>>283681479
>5 o'clock shadow
HURF
>>283677553
>I don't care if a character I like goes to shit because I'm not a libtard/feminist
I can't comprehend this.
>>283681483
You can be mute and still show character. If you paid any attention to her actions throughout the Prime games, you would know this.
>>283681814
like clockwork
>>283680549
I feel like Hitler wouldn't approve of a bimbo
>>283681851
>Proven wrong like clockwork, damn diddly!
deal with it
>>283681479
Samus!
Who?
Samus, man! Legendary bounty hunter?
>>283681483
First of all, even before Other M, she wasn't completely mute. She even provided opening narration for Super Metroid.
Secondly, her being a mute blank slate is actually a point in her favor, just like with Link.
>>283681978
>raising your hand is character
guess I was the most badass motherfucker in school because I raised my hand constantly
>>283678149
>>283682134
>Resorting to creating a strawman argument when proven wrong
Yeah, nah. At least it's clear you never played the Prime games.
>>283678978
It's fetish porn based on Samusfag histrionics.
>>283681479
>>283682025
It's cobra
>>283682134
>What is situational context
Certainly more character than discussing Adam constantly inside and outside of her thoughts.
She doesn't express a single opinion of her own during Other M.
In fact she isn't the character who gets anything done in Other M.
Prove me wrong faggot.
>>283681814
so deep
>>283682478
Played Prime and Echoes nigga
Implying that Samus shows so much emotion and has such a strong character by the bunch of little snippets retro threw in here and there is more strawman than what you accuse me off.
But I know that the next post will be some greentext about something I didn't say with the WebM of Samus closing that soldiers eye in Echoes so I'm quitting here
>>283682723
jesus fucking christ you guys are hilarious
>>283681814
>>283682128
>No you don't understand she just 2deep4u
She's just a blank slate for the player, just like Link or Gordon Freeman. This isn't much to her character in terms of personality.
Where's the lewd 90's and 00's samus?
>>283670507
They hurt the whole metroid setting in its cool factor by making samus hyper sexualised.
>>283682961
Silent protagonists can have personality, it's just not overt and in your face. WW Link is a good example.
>>283682642
Mah nigga
DEDIDATED WAM!
>>283670507
This, Samusfags are more autistic than Sonicfags.
Bikini Samus > Zero Suit Samus
>>283676704
Of course, they both have lazy generic as fuck designs.
>>283677387
As opposed to Samus who is a shitty non-character.
>>283682830
>>283671580
Lesbian Samus is great, though, so long as she's the dominant one in the relationship and buff.
>>283672345
they don'tfight for their friends
>>283678407
>But she did in the various text logs and canned animations
No, she really didn't, you're just an autist with poor taste in waifus who reads too much in between the lines.
>Zero Slut Samus
>Ruined by waifufags and tourneyfags
>Unnecessary beauty mark
Donkey Kong
I blame that stupid Expand Dong meme.
>>283683559
>Dem proportions
>>283683216
But there's literally no character in Steve.
>>283676103
It actually could have been a really deep, interesting character if she wasn't reduced to a love interest.
>>283682961
>She's just a blank slate for the player, just like Link or Gordon Freeman. This isn't much to her character in terms of personality.
This. But Metroidfags are so fucking autistic they'll deny this.
>>283672883
>>283683840
>>283683867
That's why he's amazing.
>>283683274
>>283683421
>>283683523
just post the fucking source
>>283681483
>>283684076
read filenames
>>283678149
>brainless bimbos are SO HOT HURR
Even scat makes mor sense than this fucking bullshit, holy fuck
>>283683523
>it's like a shithole fishing pole
>>283683734
>dominant Samus
You mean completely out-of-character Samus? Because she's a submissive bitch in her games.
>>283684162
>trying to understand fetishes
Believe me, its not worth the headache.
>>283683867
He still has more character than Samus though.
So we can all agree that the Dante fanbase is the best?
>"I'm just like Snake!"
>>283684350
>fujoshits and faggots
>best fanbase
yeah no
>>283684196
>I only played Other M
Sasuga Team Ninja
>>283684162
Bimbo fetishists are the kind of person that are so hopelessly shitty as human beings they know the only woman that would ever fuck them is one that has literally been robbed of any free will and personality.
>>283674421
Who gives a fuck
Post more ZSP
>>283684350
No, Dante is just as autistic and cringe worthy as Donte.
>>283684487
She's a shitty blank slate in the other games though.
Fucking Flappy Bird has more character than Samus.
>fighting/steel
>great all around attacker
>awesome in smash
now he's just generic pokemon furbait
>Zero Suit Samus is designed by people with zero taste in beautiful women
>We will never get this ZSS in vidya
Why go on living
>>283682634
Nah, it's just bimbofication. It's been around for a while.
>>283684521
Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't that his whole appeal? He's pratically a japanese ninja turtle.
Now that DmC is out, people see to expect him to be serious or some shit.
>>283683797
Wario and Kirby too.
Thank you drawthreads.
>>283684487
>Bimbo fetishists are the kind of person that are so hopelessly shitty as human beings they know the only woman that would ever fuck them is one that has literally been robbed of any free will and personality.
Yeah, exactly. Bimbo fags are nothing but extemely pathetic beings, that's why I hate that fetish so much.
>people are too retarded to talk with real women or even build a relationship with them
>get attracted to brainless sluts instead
Look what I got guys
>>283684654
>now
Nigga he always was.
There was porn if him the day he was revealed.
>>283684692
The guy who commissioned it said in an earlier thread he asked for it partially so he could drink in Samusfag tears.
>>283684487
Wow, look at this armchair psychiatrist
I'm not into bimbos (Much more about slobs), but seriously, you're making yourself look like a colossal asshat.
>>283684863
>get attracted to brainless sluts instead
That's basically what Samus has been from the first game though: a literal prostitute with no personality.
>>283684076
>not recognizing Eroquis the godtier hentai artist
>>283684162
Projecting aside, I bet Transgender-Transformation would blow your mind.
>>283673098
are you really feeling it?
>>283674519
Bloodborne.
And to think it's not even out...
>>283684938
post hotglue pls
>>283684938
Cum on it
>>283684938
Hotglue. Now.
>>283671903
>Which apparently is never talking and never being seen at all.
That's right, anything else for a woman is absolutely halal.
>>283684076
http://exhentai.org/g/764594/44b13b7f1d/
>>283672883
This right here.
>Faggots that hate RE5 because no Leon
>Think Leon's campaign was the best in 6.
That's how you spot a RE4 babby
>>283685070
the fuck is that?
>>283671903
>>283673657
These guys nailed it.
>>283685318
>RE4 babby
>not being a RE2 babby
>>283678149
I mean if we're being honest, somewhere between two to three would be the hottest form of her. Without the dumb ass heels and bracelets though.
I mean all the new samus shitters are still insufferable but between 2 and 3 is the peak in that chart aspect.
>>283672131
You guys are just as annoying as the anime samus fans.
>>283685492
At least RE2 babbies played the game when it was still the same genre.
Even if the game was clearly dumbed down I would accept them before RE4 turds.
>>283684984
yea there's porn of every pokemon the day its released, especially the early releases like lucario.
but still early release furshit like sylveon, zoroark, and the starters dont have the same legacy.
>>283685492
I'm pretty sure I'm an RE2 babby. But I'm scared of RE4 because I feel like they turned Leon into a generic grim and edgy protagonist.
>>283684678
Fuck that overdesigned Zero Suit though.
>>283685359
Transgender is a misnomer.
It's more like Male-to-Female transformation fantasies. Usually someone's self insert transforming into their favorite female character or a canon male character transforming into a woman.
>>283685009
>I-I don't even like bimbos, stop being so rough on them!
Fetishes tell a lot about a person, anon. They are literally what a person finds sexually arousing. Tell me what YOU think it means when someone finds brainless morons with an innate desire to fuck everything they see the ideal woman?
>>283685732
>generic grim and edgy protagonist.
Nah, he's none of those. He's just more of a tongue-in-cheek action hero there.
>>283685732
>Leon
>Edgy and Grim
he's a comic relief character
he's quite goofy
>>283685538
The point of bimbofication porn is to make the end product a grotesque parody of sexuality, not making a sexy character in its own right.
>>283685784
I agree, but holy FUCK that hair though
>>283685842
Yeah that shit is a bit stupid, but still kinda interesting.I wish there was more FtM stuff
>>283685561
I'd say they're far worse.
ZSSfags: Straight men who enjoy a good fap.
Power Suitfags: Autistic waifufags who insist a shitty blank slate is a good character.
The only reason why Samus is female at all is so she can perform a striptease at the end of the game, but her permavirgin fanbase insists there's no pandering in that whatsoever.
>>283684162
Why do people evaluate fetishes by how much "sense" they make? None of them make sense. Anything outside of baby-making is perversion.
>>283685964
>>283686186
You're both fucking awful. At least those on about the power suit and shit actually, you know, like fucking video games.
>>283685784
>Overdesigned
What? It's pretty simple, it could really only be considered overdesigned compared to the current one which is just a latex bodysuit. I like it, the only addition seems to be metal bits that would interface with the power suit, which is fine.
>>283686413
>like fucking video games
I doubt it. Metroid is one of the most casual trash ever.
Even CoD requires more effort.
>Being sexy ruins a strong character
>Implying it detracts from Samus' character (a barely silent protagonist)
>Caring about a videogame character because she somehow represents women in videogames like a game character matters that much
It shows you care more about appealing to others than you are about the games themselves.
>>283685053
>implying its not a penalty for not taking your time
That graphic means she went to fast and forgot her spacesuit, she only has moments left to live in those outer space conditions.
>>283685864
You're an imbecile, and an arrogant one at that. You put too much emphasis on sexuality
You'd do better to judge a man on his favorite foods. At least he indulges those desires consistently
>>283684834
>Thank you drawthreads
u wot m8
Kirby fans are mostly peaceful, although with a wee bit of autism, but they're still pretty cool bros and Wario fans actually have some pretty peaceful, if not the most peaceful threads just either discussing WL or WW if they're not invaded by either shitposters or Ashley spammers.
If I'm not mistaken, Kirby requests are asked a whole lot, but I always thought because the requester would think it's something easy to draw for a artist, but can come off as a boring request. Wario fans usually do either joke requests or just something that makes Wario look either badass or just plain silly.
>>283686458
> one which is just a latex bodysuit
Opinion discarded.
>>283685864
>Fetishes tell a lot about a person, anon.
That sounds about as credible as phrenology.
>>283686704
>Anyone on 4chan eating more often than they fap
>>283684162
I mean, considering simple minded sluts are pretty popular IRL, you might be missing something.
>>283685864
>Fetishes tell a lot about a person
As a person who has abelly fetish, what does that tell about me?
>>283686413
>At least those on about the power suit and shit actually, you know, like fucking video games.
They are like Zeldafags that get Triforce tatoos after playing 3 hours of OoT.
They don't play videogames. They pose with their 2deep4you badass character bullshit
>>283686186
I fap to powersuit Samus because the suit is so nicely ambiguous and I like people in thick armor kicking ass.
Being a bi fag is pretty nice.
>>283684487
>>283685864
Wow, incredible assessment, Freud. I suppose everyone who's ever fapped to a loli is a pedophile and everyone who's fapped to futa and traps is a faggot. So everyone who faps to bimbos must be a wife beating frat boy.
>>283687203
You want to have lot's of children.
the autism this game generates scared me off playing it for good
>>283685864
>>283687203
>tfw nobody to analyze my personality though my fetishes
I like both bara and shota but I still like girls, especially flat chest + hife hips. I don't have any very odd fetishes, just pretty specific ones like cable bondage.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>283685106
>>283685152
>>283685174
Alright.
>>283687203
It tells nothing. I could make some sweeping generalizations that you like fuller women because they appear pampered or maybe because it has a matronly feel, but I don't want to patronize you
>>283684997
>>283684692
>>283678978
>>283678495
Commissioner here. It is true, the tears were delicious, but I also do like bimbofication.
And of course the "Primal Desires" follow up is meant to be a joke. She addresses fucking "Metroid Man" in the image for God's sake.
>>283687486
But I also have a belly fetish and I hate kids
>>283687671Autism
>>283675095
Which Link and which Zelda game are you talking about? I don't recall any Link doing what Samus does in Other M.
Unless you're talking about the 1980's American-made cartoon, which was made when only two Zelda games existed and isn't canon in the slightest anyway.
>>283670507
Her fanbase is insufferable indeed, but there's nothing cool about her. Quite the opposite actually, she'a been a cheap whore since the original.
>>283687934
Having and raising the kids doesn't matter, you just want to keep that woman knocked up.
>>283688214
But I dont have a fetish for pregnancy
I actually find pregnant bellies gross
>>283688106
I post on /v/, I know that I have autism anon.
>>283687824
Comission more. Samus bimbofication is the hottest shit.
Some fetishes do reflect upon the type of person you are, but they're usually the ones grounded in reality.
Shit like any subset of mind control or transformation isn't much of an indicator as to who a person is.
However, there's stuff like the current butt of all fetish jokes, cuckolding. White guilters and feminists tend to end up being cuckolds as well. People who advocate that transsexual degenerates are they gender they claim to be end up having fetishes for those transsexuals.
>>283688565
I will one day. BSB works lightning fast. Most fagass fetish artists will keep you waiting for over a month even if you've already paid them. BSB has it ready to go the morning after.
>>283688567
"Cuckolding" only became a very recent buzzword on /v/ because of AVGN. Until then none of you cared one whit about swingers and wife-sharing, something that's been happening since humanity existed.
>>283670507
All of them, prove me wrong.
Even the one you like, you may not think you are some weird faggot obsessed about some made up character but you are to someone else.
That being said, Slyfags
>>283685864
I have an armpit fetish. Can you tell me what does that mean, Mr. Tolkien?
>>283688214
I like chubby, not pregnancy sized.
>>283687671
Only you can find out what your fetishes come from or mean.
Although most of the time they dont really come from anything besides random glitches
>>283689232
Nothing wrong with that, anon.
Chubbies are soft and cuddely.
>>283675203
>>283675275
I like Lightning, fuck both of you.
>>283670507
There seriously is a lack of Metroid X Samus porn or Space Pirate X Samus porn.
>>283672849
>letting other peoples actions make your decisions for you
Disgusting.
>>283687672
You can do better than that.Film it next time.
>>283687405
> I suppose everyone who's ever fapped to a loli is a pedophile
lmao
>>283677553
>I don't give a fuck if a character becomes shitty because I'm not a feminist
>because CLEARLY this is about her being a woman and has everything to do with politics
I still can't believe a person actually wrote this post
>>283688567
I like everything but BBW, cuckholding, futa, and smell shit. So categorize me. What am I?
>>283672849
Play them then faggot. Just cause a game has a terrible fan base doesn't make the game bad.
>>283689567
[Spoiler]I came like 4 times before this, I was spent. My bad [/spoiler]
Next time I'll do it on the metroid instead.
>>283689524
>tfw no Samus xDoomguyporn
>>283685906
>>283685912
Oh, that's good.
>>283687523
This. I'll never play the game, but I want to drown in Isabelle merch.
Samus is only good when she's a tall and fit, yet sexy.
