>want to play a game?
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
>multiplayer
>google maps
>uses your location as missile base
>number counter on top right tells you how many players currently online
>I'll be waiting /v/. I'll be waiting.
>let the games begin
>>283332984
>check game
>middle east left untouched
Why aren't you faggots removing kebab
>>283332984
>uses your location as missile base
Dropped
>>283333642
>Implying the government don't know exactly where you are anyway from the cable company
Fuck you Russia
>that guy wasting nukes in the pacific
>>283333758
>implying thermonuclearwar.org is the government
Spoiler: They're british
If nothing happens when you hit somebody, it's not very fun.
>Pan over to the middle east
>All clear
>10 nukes hit Mecca at once
Oy vey, there's a jew on /v/.
>>283332984
>I never heard about DEFCON game
>>283333302
Serbia, chill down
>>283335258
>pan over to Middle East
>100 missiles destroy Israel
Oy vey.
>people trying to make a swastika
>>283339020
>I finished the swastika over Siberia
Oh i am laffin
britbongs are salty as fuck
Yo whoever the fuck is below Tampa, Florida needs to chill.
>>283340605
>Ireland
I have the feeling that it was my fault that germany is destroyed once again
Why is some nigger in San Diego bombing Alaska? Did he get raped by polar bears?
*sends nuke at chile*
psst...nothin personnel kid
makes me want to play defcon
Fucking Puerto Rico.
Fuck you and your horseshit.
Fuck you Greenland
>faggot nukes your city
>The one BR annihilating Chile
This is why I'll move to Australia before a nuclear war.
No one cares about it.
Fuck out of here Spain.
how the hell do you enlarge your circle?
Which one of you is trying to write "penis" in siberia?
>>283342942
fuck off, we're full
>larger nukes
how
>argentina
>>283343656
nobody wants to visit your bogan ass anyway
>live in Canada
>launching from Moscow for some reason
It had the right place this morning too.
>>283342942
You weren't here for the last thread. A lot of people united against the shit posting nuke spammers. Course they did start it.
FUCK GREENLAND
Who wants an Alliance with Alabama anon?
>>283344050
Yeah fuck them. What did Greenland ever contribute to the world?
>that guy who hates penguins
>join
>get nuked instantly
Nice.
Also, thread's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q
>>283344332
Being a bitch to kill in Plague
>that buttmad mexican bombing texas
EL OH EL
Fuck you, whoever nuked Alabama. I was spreading freedom.
>Australia nuking Canada for carpeting new Zealand
Big brother :3
>>283344494
Fuck you for reminding me, Madagascar, you are next
>>283344569
>Bombed Alabama like 200 times
>Anon still didn't see who I was.
>no one attacks Japan
WEL FUCK YOUR WAIFU
>>283344793
Whoever you were, we lit the Southeast up, assuming you were Oklahoma. Ceasefire?
>>283344742
Already launched 3 that way
My shit isn't updating with enough shit that other people are seeing in the thread.
Thats some bullshit.
So how does this work?
I'm just spamming nukes everywhere..
Is there any goal or is this an overglorified screensaver?
atlantic swastika
<3 Ireland
>Moscow has been nuked over 1000 times
Alabama here. Fuck Australia. I also propse that any true patriots bomb the entire British Isles, even further, to remove the brown plague.
>tfw the radius of 1 nuke is bigger than the island I live on
Anyone wanna help a Michigan bro?
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>somebody just hit Hawaii
why ;_;
>>283345105
I'm doing my best
>>283345436
Fuck your place, that's why
>>283345190
The real Alabama here. This poster is an alien squid in disguise. Nuke us. Nuke us nice and hard to rid us of the problem.
>Australia about to get lit up
>live in israel
>bomb everyone else
sayonara mother fuckers
>>283345565
I don't live there, it's just - it's paradise. Why would you even want to destroy it.
I propose we all ceasefire and get rid of australia.again
AUSTRALIA AND ALABAMA AT WAR
REPEAT
AUSTRALIA AND ALABAMA TRADING BLOWS
how do i start the game? i can't do anything...
>That one guy right in the middle of australia
I got a bunch of nukes headed your way mate
>>283345703
This faggy post earned you ten more nukes
>>283345875
I've got your back bro, sending him some care packages.
To: Canada
From: Minnesota
Eat shit.
>california getting fucked up
guys pls stop, we're not all liberal
>tfw just sent a hellstorm to BR
time to make the world a better place
>>283345990
Just clearing out the smug
Ameribros-- don't nuke each other, focus fire on Australia and Canada. Help Bongland, too.
Stop bombing penguins you bastards.
>>283346169
What about Detroit? Can we bomb Detroit?
Australia has no friends.
>>283346291
Not until this is over. Not until AU deserts the field of battle.
>>283332984
>.ru
>see nukes headed my way
>panic and respond
>they weren't for me
wooops
Nuke bongland
>>283346291
Michigan bro here, do it
>>283345990
You seem to concentrate them in this place so it's just rational nuke it. you could move to a safe placelike Greenland
>>283346309
even Chile is bombing Australia
>be British
>bomb the shithole that is London
if only
>>283346238
No. Penguins are useless creatures.
Britbongs, Alabama here. Who do you need us to cover to get your help in AU?
>>283346597
>Helping Britbongs
Goodbye Alabama
>Everybody seems to hate the west coast of the U.S
Goodbye California
>no one has dropped a bomb at las vegas
Canada here, got your back 'bama
>>283346767
It's not worth a nuke, even a fake one
ANY CANADIAN HERE
BOMB THE PHILIPPINES, PAKISTAN, CHINA
>>283346702
>falling for the false flag
they're tearing us apart!
This is why you move to south america in case of a nuclear war. Almost no one has been hitting it.
Bama here. Seceding from the Union. Canada, you're our bro. Who should we fire upon?
>>283346853
i bombed quebec
>>283346924
>Not Utah
Then again, Utah is a wasteland filled with Utahraptors.
>>283346924
Argentina's gone mate. What're you talking about.
>>283346981
The commies of course.
>>283346704
>>283346723
pls guys we're not so bad right?RIGHT?
>>283346836
but dont you want Fallout NV to be real?
>>283346924
>the city of argentina
>>283346924
you're fucking kidding me
i ransacked that place earlier and they couldn't even fight back, just sticks, rocks, and old emulators packaged with kaillera
>>283346597
Your own country.
>>283347052
>mfw
>>283346924
South America is already a wasteland though.
>>283347094
>>283346981
REMOVE IVAN
REMOVE MARXIST
>>283347052
most nukes which landed on south america came from south america itself. says a lot about those countries...
>mfw the sheer nuclear barrages emerging out of a red covered New York
>Slide to murrica
>Too many nukes
>Screen goes 5fps
>>283347052
Everything to its east is almost untouched. Look at >>283347130
>>283347104
lmao no fuck California
-Love Illinois
>tfw norcal removing san francisco
>someone literally nuking a work in the indian ocean
>mfw
>>283347246
Well let's fix that.
Everyone hit BRs.
Canada-- Bama here. Firing upon the Soviets.
>>283347358
already sent my nukes there
also self terminated myself, fuck portugal
>>283333302
Fight your own wars, balkan babby
truly masterful
Back for more Porto Rico!?
>>283347358
Oh yea, just remembered that Brazil exists. Come on US, focus on them. Our Canadian guys will do the same.
PENGUINS MUST DIE
>>283347127
Some Brazillian really hates them
someone tell me how to make the nukes even larger
come on faggots, I know theres a way
>Somebody nuke Quebec
Why?
Fuck you United States East Coast.
Lovingly signed, West Coast.
how do i play this pile of shit
>Screen already looks like a magnetic field sketch
Everyone hates each other in this planet.
those poor penguins from antarctica
They need to make the color of the landscape of the nukes region change so that you know what suffered bombardment long after the nuke dissipates.
>no one nuking Cairo in Egypt
Come the fuck on guys
>>283347668
Thanks for reminding me to do the same
>>283347668
remove baguette from the americas
>tfw firing off several nukes at once
>they draw a picture upon landing
Feels alright
>>283347668
Cause it's full of stuck-up fake frenchmen.
>>283347485
How come Toronto is one of the most nuked cities?
RIP Ukraine
>that one person nuking new zealand
What's your guys problem with Israel?
>>283347968
I live nearby Toronto. I would be fucking glad to see all of those nukes fly into it.
>East coast keeps nuking Britbongistan into deep red
For what purpose? You've already dumped our tea
>>283348051
Fuck off kike
>>283348051
I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS POST
>>283348051
le memes
>>283332984
>most hit targets are west ukraine, the balkans and the UK
>fine by me
targetting japan because FUCK WEEBS
We need to destroy Chad
Who pissed off New York?
Either way, prepare your anus
Regards from the Eastern Coast of the United States.
>>283348080
>>283347968
>tfw in toronto
>nuking the fuck out of vancounver and quebec
>I dont even care if I get nuked
please bomb this place its like i got a meat shield of subhuman
>>283347886
>can't even read Israel
Moscow is everyone who doesn't let the game find your location
>>283348216
You too?
We need you too help Uncle 4chan!
Give one to the shitposters by nuking Australia!
Trying to write with this is hard
That venetian bro that nukes cairo, naples and sicily.
fanculo i terroni eh?
is there a way to get this thing to run better
>>283348248
What East Coast?
All I seed is a glowing wasteland of terribleness.
UK getting REKT
Reminder to do your civic duty, nuke the Japs. Finland must survive
>>283348326
at least fucking aim for a city, you guys keep chucking them in the desert
>>283348458
serbia sends its regards
The real winners of this war.
>Someone is literally within walking distance of me
What do I do?
>>283348436
Ben detto ;^)
>North Korea untouched completely
I can't tell if I should laugh or be angry.
It's like no one actually gives a fuck.
Have some nukes you norks.
fuck you rwanda
>Murricans nuking each other
>Aussies nuke each other
>Brits constantly nuked
This should confirm why anglos are the worst race in the world.
>>283348570
Nuke him
>>283347481
not cool
>>283348621
I wouldn't say that
>>283348550
>>283348248
California has just responded in kind
bahahahaha
no one attacks indonesia
Kill all weebs
>>283348657
Aww, you mad because you're not important enough to get nuked?
>See a long red line of nukes coming from Colorado
>Oblige him by sending some back
>>283348542
Almost as much as the fag west coast of the U.S
>>283348051
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Israel is our greatest ally!
>3 chilenos
>1 uruguayo
>1 argentino (yo)hagamos mierda brasil o peru
>>283348657
>Aussies nuke each other
m8 show me the button and I will wipe this white dog nation off the face of the earth
>>283348787
west coast is untouched
EAST coast however is nothing but hell
>>283348759
I'm not of the race that apparently hate each other more than anyone else
>>283348758
but anon, they live in the U.S
Don't mess with that guy, geez.
>>283348810
I'm already nuking it.
and
>>283348735
no one outside of /int/ knows SEA exists m8
>>283348735
Regards from glorious kebabland
Guys, I think we can stop now.
>one guy in russia pops up
>is immediately hit by 20~ nukes
YEAH FUCK YOU SLAVABOO
>>283348931
welp, now Buenos Aires is a parking lot
>yfw this is the prequel to starship troopers
WE GOT A CONFIRMED WEEABOO IN TOKYO
KILL HIM
>>283348931
And bolivia*
>>283348735
Regards from Britbong
>somebody from Hull nuking another country
that's hilarious, considering how much of a wasteland hull already is
REMOVEKEBAB.html
Based kebab removal tool
>>283348909
its too late
the damage is done
>>283348982
RETALIATION IN PROGRESS KEBABFREN
also americans starting to retaliate too
>sweden and israel are nuked into oblivion
NUKE THE MORMONS KILL PROVO NOW
>>283349017
pls no ;_;
i don't even like anime
which prick went ahead and nuked slovenia?
>>283349003
>>283349005
HE'S STILL SHOOTING.
KEEP FIRING.
GLASS THE EARTH.
GLASS THE GLASS.
>People nuking random locations in Siberia
Yeah maybe you'll get two kills per nuke
just checking to make sure israel was erased
ARGIE
GET HIM FELLOW BONGS
>>283349342
A hero, that's who
>>283348561
>>283349017
>>283349481
fucking new york, sending a pack of shit back
>niggas try to nuke me
>miss
feels good making enemies, little does the americans knows that we are allied with aussie , with the purpose of taking all the main hits while australia r&d create the ultimate nuclear weapon
>Chile and Argentina nuking brazil
>Brazil starts nuking back
I can see this happening in 20 or so years
Nukiemos Perú
>>283332984
Fuck Greenland
>Find someone all by themselves
>Try to write them a message of friendship
>Just get finished launching my message
>Missiles from all over the world suddenly convene around my new friend
Turns out I didn't spread things out enough anyways.
>>283349461
>Israel still getting nuked to the point of being unable to see its name
Just imagine the mutants which would come out of that nuke storm.
is there there an anon from Malta here nuking Tunisia ? why l love Malta :3
>Sweden nuking Somalia..
Well I found out how to set fire to space
>>283348871
>surprised that humans hate humans
this is a black thing isn't it
>sweden and israel
>>283349804
ayy
>>283349461
>>283349737
EAT SHIT BRITBONGS, WE ARLEADY NUKED YOUR KELPERS
>Brazil
>someone bombed northern Ontario
Leave those poor natives alone
remove scandinavia
>>283349809
I WILL JOIN YOU
THE ATMOSPHERE SHALL BURN
>>283349772h-hi...
>my city is never nuked
Fuck Chad
>>283349974
You're not getting any pity nukes from me.
>Dubai untouched
Come on Obama, we thought we could count on you.
are we all in the same server or there are several servers?
>nuking Antarctica
There's nothing there.
>>283334505
I hate to break this to you son, but... EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE YOU VISIT ALREADY KNOWS YOUR IP ADDRESS AND LOCATION.
Love from best city <3
>>283349968
why do u hate us ? u basically speak our arabic dialect mixed with other languages
or its just some bantz
>>283349602
>not nuking coast of china and india to reduce world population by at least a billion and a half
>>283350118
Same it seems. It just starts fresh when you join.
are we?
Anyone wanna help me nuke the other guy in Minnesota? I'm the one on the right.
based sweden
Watch the skies Beijing, shits about to go down for you.
>oslo nukes me
>sees im busy nuking stockholm
>stops nuking me and helps me nuke stockholm
i love you
success
What does everyone have against Hawaii?
Columbus anon here.
FUCK CINCINNATI
FUCK CLEVELAND
FUCK SHITSBURG
ANN ARBOR IS A WHORE.
>>283350403
just wait till the first person to write how to enlarge the nukes posts in this thread
you haven't seen anything yet
>>283350170
>not nuking Antartica so that the whole world gets flooded.
plen as fuck
