>playing videogames
>take a shit break
>see the clock
>realize monday is just a few hours away
>instantly remember I'm happily living as a NEET and continue enjoying my videogames
SSSSSSSSSSSUUNDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
-Playan
-Watchan
-Readan
-Eatan
-Drinkan
congratulations on being mentally ill
>>282586118
this kek
>Playan
Sm4sh, 3d world, and Mk8. Maybe some farcry later.
>Watchan
Star Trek, Log Horizon, and The Walking dead in 2&1/2 hours.
>Readan
Nothing today.
>Eatan
Just had a sausage and peppers sandwhich.
>Drinkan
Water.
Also
>thermal shirt
>thermal socks
>warm blanket
>tfw went from NEET life to six days of work a week
At least I can afford all my figs and video games now.
Worked 5am-2pm
Sank some hours into DaS 2 PvP, Lingering flame is a nice way to trick players way too used to Forbidden Sun
Drinkan at an 80s rock tribute bar thing with a bunch of bikers, my wife and my Best bro
Life is good
>greentext
>>282586703
In the same boat. I actually start a new job tomorrow morning. I'm definitely not going to miss the NEET life, but drastic change of any kind fucks with my autism, so I'm antsy about it.
Playing Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door for some nostalgia nerve gas. Working well.
Train chapter. Comfy as fuck.
I live on benefits and have been unemployable for years. The third work programme I'm on right now haven't even gotten me a single interview.
The thing is, I don't even care that much. Working a standard minimum-wage job would mean I would go from working 0 to 40 hours a week and be somewhere between £30-£80 better off when deducting travel costs, tax and all the rest of it. Can't really blame people for not being too upset that they don't spend 40 hours working and 10 hours commuting when they're not going to be much better off.
I have been playing a lot of CS:GO and Caesar 3 lately.
>>282587116
What kind of benefits? Disability? You making autismbux?
>>282587065
Change is good, stress at times is good, it helps focus and drives when needed, you got good taste in vidya so you'll do well at your job
>Became an EMT in 2013
>Worked for private transports, hospitals and now city fire department
>Somehow end up with a partner who reminds me of /v/ in some way
At least I can play my 3DS a couple of hours a day
>>282586118
being comfy is the best way to live life
>Playan
chivalry, metro 2033
>Watchan
watched some samuel L jackson film
>Readan
>implying
>Eatan
Chicken, rice, green peppers
>Drinkan
Coffee/tea/water
Also
>bath robe
>weed
>inescapably NEET because I can't find a job
I wanna fucking kill myself over this shit, why do you faggots enjoy this lifestyle?
N E E T
E
E
T
>>282587472
>memegenerator
>>282588072
I fucking love Mission Hill.
>>282586057>tfw I have no idea what to major in and it's my second semester of CC>tfw I can feel the NEET life drawing near
Anyway,
>PLAYAN
Kid Icarus Uprising
>WATCHAN
the tatami galaxy
>EATAN
steak
>DRINKAN
water
>READAN
Jojo part 6
>>282588072
The brain rationalizes the familiar. It takes effort to change and sacrifice to get a job and be productive, but being a NEET is so attractive because it requires nothing. That part of your brain that feels guilt and boredom is outshined by the part that feels comfort and safety.
Some people. I know I'm that way. I sat on unemployment for half a month, drained all of my savings, barely went outside last year, and I regret having done that now, but at the time I didn't even feel bad about it. I told my friends and family I felt guilty and was going crazy, but secretly I didn't want it to end.
You have to know yourself. I know I have a real addiction to comfort zones. I can't ever let myself get on benefits again, because I'm such a fucking NEET in my heart that I would stay on benefits forever if no one stopped me.
I almost lost my latest job a few times in the interview process (health, fucked up paperwork, etc), and each time I felt relief, not dread. I already want to lose this job, and that's fucked up.
>>282586057
> Sunday night
> started Resident Evil: Revelations a few hours ago and enjoying it
> look at clock
> fucking up for work in 6 hours
I hate Mondays
>>282588072
do you not have any marketable skills? getting entry level position jobs are piss easy
>>282589247
>half a month
I meant to say half a year. And that was just in 2014. I've been on and off unemployment for the past 4 years.
>>282586410
Ironic you agree with that while posting a anime pic
>>282586057
>>282587472
What kind of shitty parents do you have that let you leech off of them like this?
>Going to college full time
>Parents are still threatening to stop paying and take me out of it if I don't get a part time job
>>282587116
social program benefits are heavily taxed bro. you live on much less than you would with a somewhat average job.
>>282589247
This is exactly how I feel and I didn't even know it
>>282586057
>-Playan
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic, Dark Souls. Really digging the former and trying to beat Manus on the latter.
>-Watchan
Nothing at the moment but possibly The Wire later.
>-Readan
Working my way through the Harry Potter series and on the 4th book.
>-EatanFiancejust cooked up some tortellini.
>-Drinkan
Water, Dr. Pepper this afternoon.
Stay comfy, anons.
>>282589375
Yeah, it's not that I've never had a job before. It's just that I can't fucking get a new one.
>>282589984
more comfy pics please
>>282590004
it doesn't matter if you haven't had a job before, that's why entry level positions are easy to get. I'm 20 y/o and I've had 7 jobs, and each time i apply i put 0 previous work experience down every time.
>>282590281
>>282589560
I know that feel. I'm already so exhausted by school I don't know how I'm going to add in a job on top of that.
Unemployment benefits can go pretty far if you live with your parents.
>114 quid each fortnight
>pay 10 quid rent/keep weekly
>oversaturated with vidya already
>only spending on birthday gifts for the family
I'll buy myself a WiiU for my birthday in a couple of months.
>>282591667
meanwhile I'll travel all over my county, audit some local warehouses and buy a wii u in 2 week.
based r(n)eetard bro
>>282586057
>-Playan
Brave Frontier and River City Ransom
>-Watchan
My gf grind herself on my cock
>-Readan
Study notes for CCNA assessment tomorrow.
>-Eatan
Pussy
>-Drinkan
... sippin' from the golden cup of plenty.
>-Smoken
5ml Midnight Express from NicQuid. 3/5, won't order again.
>mfw w/bros setting up for Friday get together
>>282589560
>graduate college in a few months
>no one wants to hire me
>feel like I havne't learned anything
>barely scrap by in my classes
>work a part time job, parents usually take money from me because they think they can
>gonna graduate and be forced to move back in with them
I'm about to just kill myself
>>282592074
I could buy the WiiU now, had I the will to do so. You sound upset for some reason.
>PlayanLeague of Legends, maybe some Minecraft or some 2007scape later because I hear that shit is getting permanent F2P
>Watchan
Probably some Mister Roger's Neighborhood for old time's sake.
>ReadanBought a Dr Who novel recently, might read that
>Eatan
Pizza probably
>Drinkan
Water right now, its flavorless but at least it isn't terrible shit like Red Bull.
>>282586057
feels good man
>>282592217
FUJCK OFF NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEET life is shit after a while, i had it for two years and I wouldn't go back. Don't get me wrong, finally being able to 100% games and play things I missed out on in my teen years was great for the first few months, but after a while it just becomes a depressing void. Each day just melts into the other, and you don't appreciate vidya time because it can be as constant/often as you like, rather than weekend escapism.
>>282592468
Don't do yourself in. You ain't ready to face the unknowable terror of the end of existence.
>>282586057
dat white priveldge
NEET life is god tier in your early 20's when you just want that freedom, anything later and your life becomes a pathetic, meaningless void, be careful
>>282586057
>tfw 45 hour work week starts tomorrow
pls
i was a neet for 6 months before and omg that was the most depressing time of my life, thank good i'm smart and useful to society
>>282592992
That's about as much time I spend gaming every week
>>282592738
>normie
No, no, Anon... privileged.
I checked mine... and it's good. Thanks, Anita.
>>282590489
That's the problem, m8. I have a decent resume built, and I can't even get something entry level.
>>282592943
I'm pretty sure that's why God gave us alcohol and porn.
>>282589247
>I can't ever let myself get on benefits again, because I'm such a fucking NEET in my heart that I would stay on benefits forever if no one stopped me.
This. I compulsively make to-do lists because I know if given the chance, I would honestly do absolutely nothing on weekends. At my core I'm so much of a NEET that I'm even capable of procrastinating on vidya and films, preferring to just wade through random internet pages if left to my own devices. I lived like that for an entire year, and I don't want to go back to it
>>282589560
>Not even close to graduating
>Get offered a job on my field
>Work for some time, and get offered a better one
>Still not graduated
>>282586057
>-Playan
Insurgency
>-Watchan
news
>-Readan
might read some American Sniper before I go to bed
>-Eatan
I dont know
>-Drinkan
water/dr pepper
>tfw I have mondays off
>>282586057
nothing
nothing
nothing
nothing
water
>was NEET for 2.5 years
>now work 50+ hours a week
I just want a middle ground
>used to be neet
>work all the time so I could move out and afford my hobby to trap
>>282590489
>7 jobs
>20 years old
that is nothing to brag about
> Being proud of being a NEET
Absolutely disgusting. I can understand being weird socially and not wanting to go out and interact with people, I really do. But not having a job? Being a leech that's sucking out the lifeforce of your family/parents just because you're a lazy piece of shit? That's scum of the earth tier right there.
The worst part is that the majority of the NEETs on here are above average intelligence. There are all sorts of jobs that would be easy as fuck for them, and the fact that they haven't gotten one of these jobs yet is just due to laziness. Any NEETs on here should do their parents a favor and man the hell up by getting a job. Or just kill yourselves and save them years of pain and suffering.
>>282593928
>Being a leech that's sucking out the lifeforce of your family/parents
most NEETs are actually on autismbux
>>282594124
How exactly does one get on autismbux?
I have no life-crippling disorders or ailments
>>282593928
>The worst part is that the majority of the NEETs on here are above average intelligence.
my fucking sides
>>282586057
hell yea
not a neet but completely crestfallen in my college studies. thinking of spiking my morning coffee with vodka tomorrow. piles upon piles of work await and i have no interest in doing any of it
>-Playan
fuck all
>-Watchan
fuck all
>-Readan
fuck all
>-Eatan
bread
>-Drinkan
water and vodka
>>282586118
youre a dick
>>282594323
fake depression
>>282590489
>20 yr old
>7 jobs
Nigga, I am 20, I have had one job for 2 years in a 5 star resort and they want to keep me from going to college so they can promote me to a supervisor/manger intern
>I'm just a server so its a F&B department job, so fuck that. Life is suffering
>>282593520
why read about some piece of shit war criminal who mass murdered innocent people and lied his way to stardom
fellow neet reportan
>Playan
Was playin Dawn of War II, started a fresh campaign, fuckin xenos 24/7
>Watchan
Gonna watch Whiplash now
>Eatan
I have some nice crepes filled with nutella and bananas
>Drinkan
Coke
>>282594660
Why would the government give me money for being depressed?
>>282586057
-Playan
Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth
-Watchan
Howard Stern TV
-Readan
Nothin
-Eatan
Pizza
-Drinkan
Water
>>282594323
If you're on /v/ you have autism dude.
>>282595082
your mom on /v/
>tfw can't be fucked with my job, and would secretly like to be unemployed, but at the same time I know it's a necessary evil to avoid feeling like even more of a piece of shit 100% of the time
>>282594871
most of the time it wont, but it also depends entirely on your country. but dont be fooled, pretty much everyone who says that here is lying, they are not getting anything.
>>282594982
Remember what Karen says
>Cave Story
>Dexter Season 3, with a dash of Retsupurae
>Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
>Nature Valley Granola Bars
>Stale Mountain Dew
>>282586057
>-Playan
BF Hardline beta, LA Noire
>-Watchan
The Tudors
>-Readan
Aristotle's Ethics, shitloads of Wikipedia, particularly about Roman emperors
>-Eatan
Chinese takeout....and Doritos :(
>-Drinkan
Orange Tea
>>282595194
More like being able to eat and afford shelter, your parents aren't going to be there forever
>graduate college
>find zero work
>end up working at a shitty retailer since I need money to eat
>guy comes in to pick up product and is speaking to me
>impressed and offered me a job
>it's a really relax job where I'm paid for what I know and not what I do
>I do next to nothing
>boss is always concerned about my hours though, since recently there has been so little to do, they send me home early
>they give me a worklaptop so I can be logged in at home, just in case something happens, and it'll allow me to reach 32hours just by being logged in
>stated several times that a promotion is open if I'm okay with moving to middle of nowhere
>will be less work for more pay, but will live in some shithole place in Iowa, Nebraska or Wisconsin
This work isn't fulfilling and it just leads me to middle of nothing.
Anybody here have recommendations for a job that could make somebody happy?
>>282594801
I had no desire to read it until I heard about the shitstorm it started. I wanted to see what all the talk was about
>>282586057
>-Playan
with everyones expectations
>-Watchan
life go by
>-Readan
suicide metods
>-Eatan
my pride
>-Drinkan
the 4 chan cool aid
>>282595691
If you don't have anyone you care about where you live now and can get good internet at your new place, go for it.
I've been a NEET for several months despite actively trying to get a job. I've constantly applied to entry level stuff and haven't heard back from a single place. It fucking sucks.
>>282595691
iowa's actually a great place to live so long as you aren't too far away from the urban areas like Des Moines or Iowa City. Low cost of living, nice people, and some natural beauty. I'm from there and will probably be moving back after I finish graduate school.
>>282595691
What do you like to do Anon? Personally for me I volunteer. I always like to leave work at work and if you bring work into your home, you'll have the constant nagging feeling everytime you want to relax.
>>282586057
I've been NEET before. Monday afternoons are the most depressing thing imaginable. You can see that mental decay and panic clearly in /r9k/
>>282586057
Time flies when you're playing SINS.
>>282595603
>what is inheritance
If I lost my job right now it would make absolutely no difference to my lifestyle, except instead of living with my parents and having no gf, I would now also have no job to boot.
>>282596061
I'll give you the low cost of living. The city I was looking into for Iowa is Urbandale, just north of West Des Moines. I could get a place far nicer than my own for the same cost, sure. But the only things that seem to be going for it is a giant supermarket and park in that city. Being from Washington and California, the small city thing really deters me.
Also, the cost of houses didn't seem to change there for the past 19 years. While I house I am in now has gained enough value to cover my expenses living here this entire time. That wouldn't have happened there.
>>282596137
I enjoy volunteering. Also make a short lived career out of it back in college at a local MDA branch. If I could get a career assisting others in a meaningful way, that would be amazing.
I just turned neet a few weeks ago. At first I hated it, was bored, felt like shit, thought I was worthless, etc
Then I got used to it. God damn I love being neet. I finished my backlog, caught up on a bunch of shows, and having no responsibility is wonderful
I feel bad for you wage slaves
>>282595691
Iowa's not a big shithole that a lot of people think it is. There are a lot of nice people, and they'll help you if your honest with them. The bitch of living in Iowa is the weather though, but that's really the only downside.
>>282596475
Hopefully your parents are loaded and paid every debt imaginable especially mortgage, and car
>He isn't off tomorrow because of family-day
British Columbia wins again
>>282597004
I don't mean this in a dickish way, but are you American?
My parents aren't loaded by any means, but we own a house in a nice part of our country's capital city. When it's just me and my siblings left, I could take my share of the money and buy my own comfy flat elsewhere in the country
>>282596771
Volunteering kicks ass if feeling unfufilled and guilty wasting time, why not waste it on benefiting people who are less fortunate.
full grown neet here.
-Playan
valkyrie profile on retroarch with a medafen core
-Watchan
girlfriend is watching sherlock on her pc next to me i guess
-Readan
this thread
-Eatan
chicken tendies
-Drinkan
water
>just want to meet a gaming bro and get an apartment and have NSA sex, then play more games and repeat
>>282586057
>Prey/Far Cry 4/Watch Dogs/Dying Light/Darkest Dungeon/Hitman Absolution/Stranglehold/Besiege
>Giant Bomb
>/v/
>salt and vinegar chips
>milk and water
Also it's actually 2PM on a Monday but that's cool you're in a different time zone.
>>282596771
Urbandale is a great community for young people. It's also about 10 minutes from downtown des moines and has lots of stuff to do. the problem is, due to it being a community for young people, equity isn't exactly a thing unless you purchase a relatively expensive home. a lot of the places you'll be looking at are "starter homes" for young couples and families so they won't gain much value. that's a symptom of a growing community sometimes as far as i know. visit des moines and see if you like it before moving there. it has a pretty strong culinary scene and a lot of young professionals, but it is much smaller than coastal cities.
>>282597812
NSA sex?
Like voyeurism on the part of the Government?
>>282598245
We can do that too
I have a predator shaped dildo
>>282598356What is NSA sex though
>>282598826
No strings attached
It means both parties are horny and just want sex, no commitment, etcIt's the best ;3
>>282586057
>Playan
Bravely Default
>Watchan
Better Call Saul
>Readan
Blue Like Jazz
Clash of Kings
Life of St Francis
>Eatan
Pizza
>Drinkan
Steel Reserve
>>282586057
>Playan
Mushihimesama Futari
>-Watchan
Scrubs
>Readan
Vilppu
>Eatan
less
>Drinkan
water
>dropped out of college for the third time
Thank god I have rich parents.
>>282599121
I found it unfulfilling and kind of awkward honestly, I can see the appeal but after my past few experiences it's not for me.
Too bad I can't find someone who wants attachment
>>282586118
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I7i8Cgu8Qm
>>282599121
>no commitment
I want to clean and cook for a guy though
>>282599454
>dropping out
Why?
>>282599541
Attachment is nice after awhile
But I just have/still have a lot of physical love I like to give/take
Though an apartment with a gamer bf would be pretty nice
>>282586057
>Red Dead Redemption
>Gonna watch Birdman later
>This thread
>Just ran out of chips
>Diet Dr Pepper
Have less than a year left as NEET before I'll probably honorobu sudoku.
Any other richfag neets with their own apartment?
Being nude and masturbating all day is amazing.
>>282588072
have fun being a wageslave
>>282599653
I'm a loser and have zero drive.
>>282588072
>why do you faggots enjoy this lifestyle?
Because I have a neet gf
>>282599696
I'm too much of a prude for physical love, just makes me feel like a total slut and be depressed for a little while.
>>282599587
>tfw can't cook for shit
We'll all make it though anon
>>>Playan
Saint's Row 4 Re-Elected on PS4.
I've had one hard lock up and and one "crash" that closed the game so far in only about 4 hours of playtime. Not too happy about that.
>>>Watchan
My wife and I started watching this charmingly low-budget Canadian show on Hulu called "The Murdoch Mysteries". It's basically a Law&Order procedural in early 1900's Toronto, but the main guy is basically Forest Gump.
>>>Readan
Eh, I'm an uncultured swine. Haven't read much of anything in about a decade.
>>>Eatan
Some shitty frozen pizza, but snowstorm currently pounding my state so no one would deliver. Shame, I always tip at least $20 its shitty out.
>>>Drinkan
Had to order a bulk case of Arizona Black&White tea since I can't find it anywhere. Best $40 I ever spent though.
>>282586057
>happily living as a NEET
There's no such thing
>>282600032
It's okay, anon
Some behave differently after NSA sex.
I really should cook and clean, and lose 10 more pounds so I can look better in a maid outfit
>>282595214
I know this is the internet and you don't have to believe me, but I really get depressionbux.
Germany, legit clinical depression, benefits for life with no strings attached.
I am not proud of it and it isn't much of a living anyway, I have like 300 bucks for myself after paying rent and utilities each month.
I swear to god I will not re-enlist. I will return to my old ways of pot injection and vidya playan 24/7
>>282600392
>I am not proud of it and it isn't much of a living anyway, I have like 300 bucks for myself after paying rent and utilities each month.
300 for food or 300 after food?
>>282599571
love the dedication anon, gave me a good chuckle
>>282600558
For food, clothing and everything else.
>there are people here that dont enjoy being neet
Lmao kill yourselves. If i could be neet again i would do it in a heartbeat
>>282600338
I could do with losing an extra 20lb or so, it was actually surprising that so many people weren't bothered by what I'd seen as my biggest failing.
>Playan
Golden Sun
>Watchan
arn't the Grammys tonight?
>Readan
Lolita came in the mail yesterday might read that later
>Eaten
Tacos
>Drinkan
Water
7/10 Comfy, would be comfier if I didn't have school tomorrow
>>282600392
how old are you and pls tell me you're in NRW
>>282586057
>tfw NEET with part time one day a week job
>just got a housing executive flat
>rent payed for and I get dole and work money to pay for electric, gas and internet
Excellent.
>tfw been looking for a job
>only one interview so far
>running out of places to apply to
>>282601092
Nah, Niedersachsen. 32
i'm on esa along with housing benifit so i usually have around £70 each week to live on
>tfw most of it goes on drugs
>>282600725
whats stopping you from quitting work/school and being a shitbag all day?
>>282599696
im looking for a girl to live with me
im a neet with my own apartment and i get enough money to feed 2 people
>>282601371
I know that feel bro.
>>282599761
this, i get out of the shower half wet and go take a nap naked at my bed, then i wonder why the fuck do i need to put some clothes so i stay naked and fall asleep naked and then spend the next day naked
>>282601863
>He thinks that's a girl
>>282601863
Sorry anon, I'm lacking in the vagina part
Hope you find her, though
>>282602353
Out of curiosity, where do you live?
>>282602353
every thread the same answer
>PLAYAN
Hot Shots Golf.
>WATCHAN
Nostalgic porn.
>READAN
Nothing. That's not one of the standard criteria.
>EATAN
Some beef, rice, and greens with a side of donuts.
>DRINKAN
Spit.
>FEELAN
A bit bummed I didn't spend any time out today. It was a nice day. I also regretted to find that I spent my entire tax refund. I was planning on putting some of it back in the bank. Oh well. I'm still job searching as of now.
>>282602506
Texas
>>282586703
I understand completely what you mean.
At least work is interesting.
>>282586057
am seriously contemplating the NEET lifestyle. have 30k in savings and want to quit my full time job.
>playan
Neptunia
>watchan
Dragonball
>Readan
nothing atm
>Eatan
black licorice hard candy
>Drinkan
genmaicha
>>282598245
kek.
>>282593443
Mahnigga.jpg
You wouldn't happen to work in accounting would you?
>>282602945
Oh wow that's kinda spooky, my family is moving to Houston. I'm in Vancouver though
>>282603174
You should visit them
Though I'm outside of Dallas, I don't know a good half-way point between the 2.
A lot of flat land/nothing out in Texas ;_;
>>282586057
Question: How does oen become a neet? How do you live? here in america, your parents kcik you out at 16-18
How does one live the life of neet? I dont mind being poor, as long as I can have a house+power+food
>>282603278
I'm not looking forward to the heat when I go visit them, more comfortable with 17C than 35C+
Is there much to do in Texas? Closest I've been was Disneyland Florida a decade ago
>>282603481
Unless you can file for unemployment/autismbux
You pretty much have to get a job and cheap apartment.
Though I could be wrong, I just got a job right out of highschool and go to college part-time while working so I never got to experience NEET life
>>282586558
>The Walking Dead
Is that any better? i stopped watching when i realised i was watching a documentary about a farm, and they axed Darrabont.
i ask, because i hate this hypetrain, but after finally playing the walking dead games, i want to get back into it
>>282603646
Oh there is plenty of cool stuff too
And even more if you're a country-boy/gun fanatic
though I'm a bit socially introverted and coming home after work for sex and videogames with a gaming bro sounds like an ideal night to me.
>>282603481
>here in america, your parents kcik you out at 16-18
Most people actually have parents that love them.
>>282599571
>>282603481
Did your parents get sick of you that fast?
Mine don't mind me living here as long as I'm going to college courses and working.
The only downside is having to live with 6 dogs and 4 cats, and 2 ferrets
>>282603839
Nope. Axing Darabont was also putting the final nail in the coffin. Frank has balls and anyone else that has worked on it after does not.
An aside: I will watch anything Frank Darabont shits out now. Doesn't matter what. After the new ending he made to "The Mist", I know he isn't afraid to write what's good instead of what is most marketable.
>>282604064
right now I'm homeless
I'm at a mcdonalds right now, use my car to charge my tablet
>>282603850
Ah, I'm not much of a country-boy even though I grew up there. Shooting is always fun though, and it'll probably be a lot more interesting with Texan gun laws.This sounds odd but do you have a steam id? It would be nice to talk to someone who lives in Texas and seems cool
>>282604198
That is one of the most fucked up things I've read on this board
I'm truly sorry, anon.
It sounds like you might have to get a job and get a single bedroom cheap apartment.
What season is it where you are?
>>282603481
>How does oen become a neet?
By being a piece of shit failure.
>How do you live?
Like any other human being.
>here in america, your parents kcik you out at 16-18
I live in America so that's bullshit.
>How does one live the life of neet? I dont mind being poor, as long as I can have a house+power+food
You just exist. I mean you'll need to have parents or family members that won't throw you out in the cold. Unless you're extremely attractive and can get some older lady/man to take care of you in exchange for sexual favors. I'm sure some of you could probably do that.
>>282603934
This. Although I can tell my mom is starting to get sick of my shit though.
>>282604064
>2 ferrets
Ferrets are great, though. Far quieter than dogs, far nicer than cats. Also, not that guy, butI've been kicked out of the house at 15.My family has issues.
>PLAYAN
Downloading Mortal Kombat Unchained.
>WATCHAN
The Office. Half way through season 8.
>EATAN
Ramen Noodles
>DRINKAN
Water
>>282603278
>dallas
Austin here. Nobody from /v/ is ever in Austin
>playan
skyrim with a bunch of sex mods
apparently it doesn't want to load my saves anymore
>watchan
nothing
>readan
/v/
>eatan
nothing
>drinkan
water
>>282586057
Fuck anons. I made the biggest mistake ever.
I signed up for a course to study manual payroll.
Now my Monday and Wensday nights are spent in a cold, shitty hall doing taxes.
Turns out payroll and taxes in my country are fucking easy too. The course is ten weeks and I'm already doing out example questions for the final exam, but I have to sit through this stupid shit.
I was a fool.
>>282586057
Being a NEET is amazing.
>Playan
Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
>Watchan
Nothing
>Readan
I just read Majime na Jikan and I'll read Onepunch-Man 43.
>Eatan
Milanesas, and ice cream for dessert.
>Drinkan
Water
>>282604512
I wish I was.
A lot of cool stuff in Austin, and even cooler guys to fuck with.
>>282604357
They do stink, but they are hilarious
What happened that got you kicked out, anon?
>>282604230
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Romavictor24
>>282604709
>Milanesas
could it be?
another argeneet?
>Work in retail from failure to find anything better
>Married now, neither of us have any good prospects, life looks bleak
>No education beyond high school and a few college classes
>Spend all my time being depressed with my wife and playing vidya
>Decide enough is enough
>Work my ass off, get promoted, jump through hoops to work my way from cashier to co-manager of my store
>Complete change in my life, went from part-time depression to 50k a year
>>282603839
the farm season is literally the slowest season in tv history, it ramps up afterwards
>Blanket
>Weed
>Anime
>Vidya
>Pizza + cans of coca cola
>Fapping
All you need, it doesn't get better than this.
Also 4:20 soon here, bong status=prepared
>>282604327
>That is one of the most fucked up things I've read on this board
o rly
>got a day off and suspended for a day at work
welp I guess I really have no excuse for beating alien isolation now.
>>282604956
An angry woman with power over whether I live under her roof or not. Can't really say much more than that.
>>282605059
where are you from?
imfrom nunez, anoche estaba lleno de negros por el partido en river
>>282605073
WOW
50k a year
that's almost enough to not be poor as fuck!
too bad you're still poor as fuck
>>282586057
Im at work right now. Im dobe with the labour work now and have 3 hours on guard(night clerk).
Just passing time here lurking.
I want too play some shit but i gate handheld gaming and shit.... guess ill do some shitty coc...
I wish i could be homo now
>>282605263
dont fucking speak spic in here retard
>>282605305
50K for one person is pretty good.
>>282604956
Added you
>>282605140
What about books?
>>282605263
San Miguel.
Se como se siente eso; allí trabaja mi padre y cuando tengo que ayudarlo y es día de partido los negros toman el barrio.
>>282605263
fuck there's 3 of us now,vayan a laburar la concha de su madre
>>282586057
>tfw I have to get up at 0545 for work
>cant not go to work because militaryfag
Ahahha, you fucks. Only a little under 3 years before I'm done with this shit.
>>282605385
fuck off its not my fault they teach you only one language in school
>>282605403
it really isn't
i'm in my early 20s, dropped out of college and I make 80k and it's still barely anything
I cant comprehend neetness. I would finish my backlog then have nothing to do with life.
>>282605551
yes it is stop being poor and move to a real country
>>282605560
80k is barely anything? Christ, where do you live?
>>282605385
jajaja, amerigordo
>>282605496
NEVER EVER
Everyone who says being a NEET is a waste of life, you are a salty-ass motherfucker.
I would give anything to be able to do nothing all day and play videogames whenever I please instead of working all god damn day doing shit I hate, being with people I hate and wanting to punch every living thing I see.
Live the dream NEETs, and never take it for granted.
>>282605560
Are you a big spender or something? Do you have loans, mortgage, back taxes you have to pay?
A person can live rather comfortably off of 80k a year.
>>282605679
SoCal
>>282605560
Move out of California.
>>282605496
>trabajar
>como esta el pais
yo voy a trabajar cuando me pueda gastar la plata en celulares y cosas importadas no en mate y torta frita
>>282586703
>Living with gf as NEET while she works
>Finally get "my dream job"
>gf becomes wife, pregnant
>now she is NEET
>now I am working
There are days... most days, really. I'm ready to retire to NEETdom again.
>>282605823
You're a daddy now, anon
No more NEET life for you
>>282605772
You say that, but after half of a year you really start to lose it. I'm getting close to a year as a NEET and I don't know if I can keep this up.
>>282605812
i'm going to be making 200k by the time im 30 out here
why would i move
why is it so hard to get a job /v/
why is it so hard when youll do literally everything to not be a parasite
im considering going on ssi just to not end up on the streets
>>282605772
Looks more like youre a salty ass motherfucker
>>282605430
>>282605818
>implicando que no estoy ahorrando e invirtiendo como un forro
espero juntar 70 lucas este año y me voy a japon como el weaboo asqueroso que soy
>>282605430
I'll add you when I get some, anon
>>282605793
Ouch man, that sucks. 50k for me is more than enough for living in the south. Shit is dirt cheap. I just miss the connection speed I got when I lived in the midwest.
>>282605818
>cosas importadas
No mas juegos en formato fisico, figuras, artbooks, mierdas chinas por 99 centavos de dolar. Las trabas a las importaciones me cagaron el estilo de vida.
>>282605560
I live in SoCal and make 60K a year before taxes.
It's way more than enough. You're just a fucking whiner.
>>282606191
You literally can't live in irvine below 60k a year
>>282606059
Estoy haciendo lo mismo.
>>282606059
buena suerte, si podes quedate hay que aca se va a ir todo al infierno, bueno mas que de costumbre,
>>282606286
I live in LA. You probably just want a nice apartment to yourself and plenty of spending money, and that's why 80K isn't enough for you.
>>282606043
Good, reading is important!
>>282606086
Have fun and stay safe
>Work with ridiculous hours at my work
>Stuck with the seniority system the union implemented, so earliest is fucked
>Somehow schedules me in ways to interfere with my college
>The dread of demotion or firing looms near
I hate my job so much but I'll be damned if I go NEET again.
>>282606157
sii vas al barrio chino las gondolaas vacias o llenas de producto paraguayo te dan ganas de llorar, por lo menos entra algo de brasil de vez en cuando
>Get full time job in a warehouse after doing no physical labor and being neet for a long while.
>After first week I already want to kill myself
>Suspended from university until next spring
What kind of jobs can I be comfortable with if I have horrible anxiety, have no strength whatsoever, and need to sit down for most of the day?
>>282606426
Renting a room from someone in irvine is >1k a month. I also have student loans to pay back, A nice apartment would be >2700 a month easily.
>>282606582
Thanks, you too anon
>>282605935
I have enough anxiety as it is... no need to remind me that my life is ending in 5 months.
>>282606654
You should probably just go on bennies.
>>282605772
I'm still not sure if I should take the path to wizardry or not
>>282606654
Best bet is a call center. Other than that, you'll need to start a workout routine.
>>282604956
>even cooler guys to fuck with.
That feel when no bf. I wonder if my girlfriend will let me sleep with a guy without murdering me
>>282606654
Did you try code academy?
>>282606719
>there are people who are actually complacent with only have 100-200$ a week
Jesus christ, i'd seriously just kill myself.
>>282606646
Hace tiempo que no voy. Mejor me ahorro la amargura de presenciar eso.
>>282589560
>forced to go to school or work
>decide going to school would probably be the better of the two options
>forced to get a job regardless
You can't win.
>>282606751
Don't bail on him/her, anon
Soon you will fall in love with him/her and will want to be around him all the time
Though enjoy sleeping in while you can
>tfw right now when I'm not at work, I'm in classes
>haven't gotten to sleep in for over 3 weeks now
Just once, I want to wake up at 11
>>282606382
estoy mas que seguro de que si macri o alguien del PRO gana las elecciones van a cerrar las fronteras y no dejar que nadie entreni salga, y lo peor de todo es que los de CABA y los chetitos de mtz/san isidro los van a apoyar
>>282586057
I work at a software company, but I don't have work tomorrowbecause I'm getting a root canal at 9 a.m.!
>-Playan
OoT 3D, but I'm kind of looking for something else to play... I'd like a grindy jRPG. Might grab one of my DQ games. I also have a Vita, but I can't think of anything fun to grind on there, most of the jRPGs on it have some gimmick that fucks with that (like the Atelier's time systems).
>-Watchan
Old Game Grumps episodes with JonTron. Currently Sonic '06.
>-Readan
4chan
>-Eatan
Went to iHop, was pretty great.
>-Drinkan
Coke.
>>282606935
I don't see a problem with that, assuming you're not working for it. I could live in an apartment on the city on that and still have a couple hundred left to spend on figs or other garbage each month.
>>282606820
>That chart
>past the point of no return
Does it still count if I'm not trying to get laid?
>>282606817
I really don't want to go on benefits. I really just need to find a job that's right for me.
>>282606883
I've thought about call centers.
>>282606916
I have trouble just doing basic math, I don't think I could ever code anything.
>>282607069
>400-800 a month
>enough for rent, food, utilities, internet etc
>in the city
No you couldn't, stop lying. You have no fucking idea how much shit costs.
>>282606681
Well considering you make about 6.7K a month, and let's say that's 4-4.5K after taxes, rooming with someone for 1.5 a month still nets you 3K of wiggle room every month. You can easily stay under 500 for food, and given that student loans are paid back in only meager increments over time, you could manage to have at least 2K of money left over at the end of every month. Anything else you're spending it on is complete self-indulgent.
>>282605823
>he got her pregnant
>he fell for the marriage bait
Come on son.
>>282607113
Maybe I can help
Do you like to play pretend?
>>282607040
You're getting a root canal and you drink coke? Nigga, it might be a sign.
>>282607034
Y los boletos de colectivo van a costar 15$ como mínimo.
No hay esperanza, espero escapar a tiempo.
>>282607069
600-800 a month isn't enough for an apartment in Kansas, let alone anywhere.
>>282607317
No.
>tfw hate schooling and dont know what to do
Im not interested in STEM and a history or english degree would be a waste. I was thinking of getting a skilled trade, maybe be an electrician, I only need like 60-70k a year to be really happy with life.
>>282607202
I do, because I've lived on ~250 a week before doing just that. It depends on the city, the one I'm in is really cheap because it's technically on the edge of niggerland, though they stay across the river.
I remember a long time ago on the Nintendo 64, jfg1 was a great game. You played as a space ranger kind of like star trek. Going to different planets and exploring your way through while saving lives. Your enemy was mizars drones. These giant blue ants, when they died they exploded and their head flew off and you get to collect them. My favorite part about the game was the techno club on the moon. There is more to the game than just that but I hardly remember. There should be a remake or sequal on ps4 but it won't happen unless we as a community cause an up roar. Let's make this happen all over the internet. Copy paste copy pasta
>>282607132
>I've thought about call centers.
Prepare yourself for a toxic work environment. It's kind of like working inside of a game of LoL. Your training might not be so bad, and the people you train with might not be so bad (they could be though), but once you're on the floor you'll be stuck with these long-timers who are just going to drive you up a wall. No body worthwhile sticks with a job like that for very long, so the people who make it to supervisor positions are actual retards.
It's good work experience that can help you get another job later on, even if you only work there a short time. Six months to a year is good. Once you reach that point, start looking for something else that isn't retarded.
>>282607113
Yes, why wouldn't it? You'll be even more powerful if you've actually turned women down, rather than just going unnoticed by them for the entire 30 years.
>mfw thunder/lightning outside right now
>mfw power going to go out
>mfw I won't have to play video games
THANK
FUCK
>>282607034
>grecia
>cuba
alguien no tiene idea lo que es el facismo de izquierda donde se meten turbas a los aeropuertos y si te queres ir del pais te rompen la piernas
>>282607285
and if I was living in texas I'd be paying 300 a month for a room
it's super expensive here regardless my dude
>>282607391
Well fuck your wizard powers
>>282607391
You sound like a spoil sport brah. Just go fuck something.
>>282607338
de ultima le pedimos a ese anon nicaraguense que vive en NY que nos consiga visa y laburo.
>>282586057
>Playan
Melee. Literally can't play anything else for longer than 2 hours without wanting to play Melee. It's so depressing.
>Watchan
Top Gear
>Readan
/v/
>Eatan
Cereal
>Drinkan
Milk
>tfw NEET life is closing in on me
>>282607336
>You're getting a root canal and you drink coke? Nigga, it might be a sign.
Bro I wouldn't be getting a root canal if I wasn't drinking Coke. I know that shit. Doesn't mean that I'm going to stop drinking coke. Means that I'm going to work my ass off to afford dental implants someday.
>>282607635
>Top Gear
Why?
>>282607686
BAD TEETH BROS
