A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?
shut the fuck up nigma i do not want to deal with your fucking bullshit today
>>280309324
Take out 4 of the apples and give them to the kids then take the fifth child and put him in the basket with the apple
>>280309431
or just give the 5th child the basket with the apple in it
>>280309536
Naw nigga the basket is clearly rigged to explode if you let go of it
Plant one apple. Wait for it to grow into a tree with two apples. Harvest the apples, now you have six apples. Give one to each kid and put the remaining one in the basket.
>>280309324
Cut four of the apples into fifths and give everyone four slices
If you didn't know this you're fucking retarded.
Yeah, just choose a kid who already has an apple as one of the kids. That way when you give the remaining 4 all an apple, all 5 of them will have an apple while one is still in the basket you stupid old fuck
there are six sisters
each sister has one brother
how many brother's are in the sister's family?
Applesauce.
Egg.
United World Organization
>>280309324
Fuck that just divide the kids into fifths
>>280309681
Two. The other is their step-brother.
>>280309681
Which sister's family?
The sisters don't have to be related.
>>280309681
my dick is in your family
>>280309324
>implying i give a fuck if these kids starve to death
fuck riddler.
>>280309681
one,
now fuck off or get some better riddles.
If I tell you I wish yesterday was tomorrow so today could be Friday, what day did I say that?
>>280309681
One.
>6 girls
>all related cause they're sisters
>all have one brother
>six daughters one son
I have 30 cents, one of them is not a nickel. What coins do I have?
>>280309324
Kill one of the kids.
>>280309536
smartest answer tho
>>280309947
sunday
>>280309947
Sunday.
>i wish yesterday (saturday) could be tomorrow (the day after friday)
>>280309947
sunday
>>280309681
None, the boy died.
Why is The Riddler so shit?
>>280309991
A nickel
>>280309947
s-saturday?
>>280309991
30 cent
>>280309324
put one kid in the basket
What does no man want to receive but no man wants to lose?
>>280309991
3 dimes
>>280309991
A quarter and a nickel
>>280310242
a hard dicking
>>280310242
a lawsuit
>>280310242
A virgin daugher?
>>280310242
anything
>>280310242
a big, juicy cock
>>280309991
A penny and... a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly twenty-nine cents.
>>280310242
Your riddles. No one wants them but by God are we going to answer them you fucker.
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?
>>280309947
Wednesday.
You want Yesterday (Tuesday) to be Tomorrow (Thursday) so today could be Friday.
>>280310242
or "nothing" actually
>>280310242
a duel
>>280310242
A good rim job
A red house is made of red bricks. A blue house is made of blue bricks. What is a green house made of?
>>280310464
Nothing.
>God
>Devil
>>280310464
nothing
>>280310464
nothing
>>280310242
a pipi
>>280310013
>tho
fuck off degenerate
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats. Every cat had seven kits; kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?you have 30 seconds
>>280310242
A life.
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered ice tea. One girl drank them very fast and drank five of them in the time it took the other to drink one. The girl who drank one died while the other survived. All of the drinks were poisoned.
Why did the girl that drank more ice tea survive?
>>280310620
>degenerate
>>>/lgbt/
>>280310529
glass and a metal frame
>>280310464
Inhuman amounts of meth
>>280310645
One. Me. The others were headed the other way.
>>280310464
Male privilege.
>>280310620
lmao this dude is mad af
>>280310464
Hope.
>>280310680
Wrong. The answer is "green bricks."I said green house, not greenhouse
>>280310529
Penis
>>280310657
>Two girls ate dinner together.
I know this one I saw it on Brazzers
>>280310657
Delayed activation poison.
>>280310657
She felt ill and checked into the hospital.
Ten Cats were on a boat, one fell out, how many were left?
>>280310657
well clearly she was a fat fuck so the extra fat absorbed it
>>280310529
Well, glass
>>280310657
Poison was in the ice, which melted in the slow girl's drink.
>>280310657
The poison was Foxdie, and the girl who drank more wasn't in Foxhound
>>280309324
Kill one of the kids then give out the remaining four
>>280310815
None, because the dude's name was Ten Cats.
>>280310806
if this is the correct answer it's a stupid riddle that requires a diploma in science to be answered
This thread reminds me of a puzzle.
>>280310657
The ice was poisoned and did not have enough time to melt into fast girl's drink. Slow girl let the ice melt.
So who here actually bothered to get all of Riddler's trophies? I couldn't be assed even with the maps.
>>280310000
I had a laf
>>280310464
that phat bong rip i just took
>>280310529
There is not enough information to answer the question
If you meant 'greenhouse' which is one word, then maybe it would be better
>>280310529
green bricks retard
>>280310872
nobody said anything about ice nigger
>ice tea
doesn't mean there's ice in the beverage
>>280310657
The first girl wanted to kill the second so she drank the antidote after dinner.
the girls who drank one died and the other survived, it means the first girl in an immortal being
>>280310657
she invested in a null poison charm
>>280310657
Because she had to pee really bad and went to the bathroom a lot, and the other one got HIV and died a slow, painful death.
Shit, you have to say that she died from poison and you have to say when it happened, or the riddle is open ended and any answer is acceptable.
>>280310707
Two seconds late. I'm sorry, John.
>>280310742
Nope. Green house still shows greenhouses on google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbI2TS0fW4Q
>>280309640
By then either the 5 kids won't be kids anymore or will be dead.
>>280311037
>first pic is an actual green-coloured house
fuck off
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
>>280310657
She was Poison Ivy.
>>280310657
The first girl had to pee, which got rid of the poison.
>>280310970
When was the last time you got a cold drink with no ice at a restaurant?Never, because your neckbeard ass doesn't leave the house
>>280311105
the letter e
>>280310657
The drink was actually Long Island iced tea and the fast girl puked like fucking crazy after five drinks, so all the poison left her system.
>>280311105
The letter E
>>280311105
letter e you fucking pleb tier cunt.
>>280311105
dicks
>>280311105
E. Try harder.
>>280311105
my dick
>>280311105
The restaurant at the end of the universe?
>>280311146
If that's the answer then that's bullshit.
What kind of weak ass poison can you just piss out?
>>280311105
Marriage
>>280311092
no, thats what the first pic would be if he added "clip art" to the search
>>280311105
You are literally searching for "complex riddles" on google now. Try some old ones in books that aren't out on every riddle site.
>>280309324
Give one kid the basket with the apple, the kid then has an apple and a basket while all the other kids also have apples, this way all five kids have an apple but one apple is still in the basket
>>280310889
1. The next statement is false.
2. The previous statement is true.
Only one of them is true.
Which one?
>>280309324
Give all the kids apples. But give 1 kid an apple in the basket ?
>>280311092
>first pic
thats suggestions you clown. Same pic zoomed out. The majority of images are greenhouses
Once again. I win
If you want I can do a web search and show you the list of sites selling greenhouses when you search green house?
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbI2TS0fW4Q
Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
>>280311349
>baby's first paradox
fuck off
>>280311349
Sophisms ain't riddles you fucking cunt.
>>280311349
The last one, stating that "only one of them is true"
>>280311349
This one: I fucked you are mom
>>280311105
I hate riddles like this. It's not even clever.
>>280310939
Arkham City? I'm getting there but as time goes on I'm running out of easy ones and get left with all the bullshit ones.
>>280311419
He stood on a block of ice which then melted
>>280311419
This is as old as fuck. Ice.
>>280310657
she had 100 poison resistence
>>280311349
True,i'll go true
>>280311419
He lifted himself in the air by pissing on the floor.
Two men are cucks
They are not the same, and one of them is you
Who are you not?
>>280311419
stood on a block of ice which melted to leave the puddle
>>280311419
Stood on a block of ice.
>TRY HARDER.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
>>280311572
Last name, old as fuck too.
>>280309667
Then everyone has 4/5ths of an apple, not enough.
>>280311572
Last Name.
hurpa durp durp
>>280310858
Plastic with a wooden frame.
>>280311572
Surname. You faggots aren't even trying anymore.
>>280311504
Oh I haven't even finished city yet, it's just way too long for me to do in one scheduling.
I mean Asylum.
>>280311545
Anthony Burch
I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
>>280311572
Talent
>>280310242
his cock
>>280309324
if you feed me I will grow but if you give me water I die. What am I?
>>280310424
>>280311687
A bat. huuur
>>280311687
A bat.
>>280309324
give the basket to a child tell him to give one to each child, when he has done so, one apple will remain in the basket for him
>What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?
>>280310424
What gets wetter when it dries?
Peasants revere him, kings need him, gods fear him. Who is he?
>>280311419
He was standing on a ice block when he tied the rope on himself, it was like the 2nd episode of detective conan
I go in dry and come out wet.
The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
>>280311785
Stop please, stop.
>>280309431
>>280311105
We all read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
>>280311785
A feather that is on fire.
>>280311785
An anus-shattering fart
>>280311687
A mole.
>>280311817
An alcoholic with a loose bladder.
>>280311856
Chewing gum.
>>280311732
My dick.
>>280311785
peace
>>280311831
jrpg protagonists
>>280311785
another man's penis.
>>280310242
His face
>>280311545
Anthony burch
What is the nationality of the person who posted this >>280310997 thread?
>>280311868
>tumblr gif
>>280311856
Revere monster girl
>>280311785
a girls attention
>>280311927
>>280311907
>generalizing statements
They're always wrong.
If you have an 11 minute and 13 minute hourglass, how can you accurately time 15 minutes?
>>280311960
nope too small m8
Three little letters,
a paradox to some.
The worse that it is,
the better it becomes.
>>280309991
Fuck scrubs
>>280312087
Sell them to buy a watch
>>280312087
with a watch
>>280311785
A high note?
>>280312176
Fun.
>>280311856
my dick
>>280312087
>hourglass
If it doesn't measure hours, wouldn't it simply be called a timepiece?
>>280312087
Count, you lazy shit.
>>280311785
Probably air
>>280312176
sex
>>280312176
Cuk
>>280312176LOL
>>280310242
Stop using riddles from the west show.Those are obvious.
>>280310939
I got all the ones in Asylum, but that's not saying much.
>>280312176
the Wii
>>280312087
simple, use the 13 minute one then turn the 11 minute one for two minutes
>>280311856
muh dick
>>280310934
Could Layton beat the Riddler?
>>280310242
penis?
>>280311785
your breath
>>280312217
>>280312043
>>280311983
>>280311967
>>280311909
Nope
>>280312087
>make them flow a the same time
>turn 11min around the second you can, once it the 13 mins end you have 2 mins on the 11min hourglass
>turn the 11min around again, start counting your 15 mins
>once the 2mins on it runs out, turn around the 13min hourglass
>once it reaches bottom, 15 mins has passed
what do some men work for that isn't usable as currency?
>>280312196
>>280312198
Get out
Does thou do what thoust hast come to do from which thou comes to do what thoust must does?
>>280312352
I can hold my breathe for more than a minute, just so you know.
>>280311817
A towel.
I hear this one in like 3rd grade.
Try harder anon.
>>280312352
air/breath
>>280312386
pussay
>>280312341
>>280312261
These two got it
>>280311732
Fire
>>280312386
le .03 %
>>280311732
a fire
Walk on the living, they don't even mumble.
Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.
What are they?
>>280312386
some men do it for free
>>280312386
White knights working for internet SJW damsels.
>>280312386
>for free
>>280309324
You give four kids an apple each, and then give the basket to the last child?
TOP.
TOP, TOP.
TOP, TOP, TOP.What do you do at a green light, /v/?
>>280311687
Bane
>>280312416
Yes.
>>280312416
Nyeso
>>280312386
respect
>>280312403
>implying I cant time 15 mins with my watch
>>280312386
hot pockets
What have I got in my pocket?
>>280312505
A fork
>>280312505
>>280312386
>>280312456
>couldn't hold it for more than a minute
i can do that you fucking faggot
>>280312484
Hay.
>>280312484
zombies
>>280312505
Milk.
>>280312456
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/05/german-diver-sets-breath-holding-record-22-minutes-22-seconds/
>>280312416
Yes or no, motherfucker.
>>280312176
Dik
>>280312505
suck my bfs dick while he drives :3
>>280312592
My precious
>>280312484
leaves hurdulajsdlfkja
>>280312592
The One Ring.
>>280312484
Leaves?
>>280310657
Was this ice tea with actual ice? Because then the poison could've been in the ice itself, and so the girl who drank hers very quickly didn't give the ice time to melt into her drink.
What's long, hard and not possessed by women?
You might think you know me, but that's where you're wrong. For many alike have pondered me long.
My secret is simple, but locked up tight.
You hold the key, it is in your sight.
What am I?
>>280311545
Anthony Burch
>>280312776
a job
>>280312776
well now it DEFINITELY is my dick
has to be, fuck off you green faggot
>>280312776
Jobs
>>280312461
>>280312482
Correct. Your prize
>>280312782
Something opened by a monitor!
>>280312782
A faggot
>>280312776
CEO level careers
>>280312087
>Turn both at the same time
>once the 11mins is over turn it again.
>once the 13 mins is over turn the 11 min again.
>>280312776
100% completion
>>280312782
the answer is a riddle, and riddles with that answer or shit so fuck off faggot
>>280312782
A velociraptor.
>>280312776
I have to ask - are you the exact same guy as in /tv/ or are you just copying him?
>>280312176
A pun.
>>280312776
MUH DICK
>>280311732
>>280312852
Guess I missed my chance to say Mogwai didn't I?
>>280311349
Mine.
With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What is it?
>>280311687
Please, you're as blind as a bat!
