We all know the bad stuff but what about the good stuff?
http://www.allgamesbeta.com/
http://www.incgamers.com/
http://www.siliconera.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lod6L554GKg
>>276937006
Honestly, nothing with those silly british words sounds serious, it will always just sound goofy.
>>276937163
It still hurts how low they have fallen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1zWEhgrLs
>still gives it 5/10
Yeah okay.
This is a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa5IzHhAdi4
>>276937260
But you're speaking british.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gREP7H2sUPM
A man of the people.
>>276937430
SIMPLY EPICCCCCC
Reminder that if a game launched in this state these days, it would still get 80%
>>276937507
>>276937445
You mean it's not out of 100?
>>276937006
If it's so shit, then why 5/10?
>>276937006
> argues all that shit
> still gives 5/10
>>276937445
It's out of 100
>>276937130
>http://www.siliconera.com/
>>276937006
>his editor tells him next time to just "stick to the facts"
>his review of the Ikea DLC is just a massive list of every single piece of furniture
>my fucking face when
>>276937969
Oh burn.
>>276937673
>not a single word about the fact that there are women in the game who you can run over
Media was misogynistic as fuck back in the day
>>276937969
Oh snap
>>276937836
>>276937927
5 out of 100
>>276937760
>9mil
>>276938190
Nope.
>>276937969
>DEAR FAT BOY,
>In your October 1993 issue you said you can't illegally
copy gomes because Nintendo protected them. >Well,
pirate BBS boards hove opened with Super NES gomes.
>You pay $30 a month and you can download 4
megs o day, for an hour af a time, to Super NES
disc drives. My friend does this and gets brand
new games, such as Goal, Japanese Mortal
Kombat, Super Mario All-Stars, etc. These guys are
killing the industry; can Nintendo do anything?
Mark Erjavec
>East Kew, Vic
>Yes. In fact, it's all subject to a court hearing
at the moment. The odds are that the more
well-known BBS boards will eventually be
closed down. The smaller, focal ones will be
harder to police.
>>276937673
Is that the same Tim Weaver that writes for CVG now?
>>276938134
Here's a reply
>>276937760
>Jyhad
Terrorist vampires?
>>276938332
The now dead CVG, yes.
>>276937006
>>276938089
Dug through the mess that is my image folder and found it for you
>>276937760
54 Backers.
$839,000 pledged.
Fuck me.
>>276937910
This was great. You can imagine the sweating from here.
>>276937760
who the fuck are you going to fool with this shit? Anyone who gives a fuck would know if a kickstarter for a new vtmb existed
>>276937910
I'm surprised that interview lasted as long as it did, what with the shills being trashed so relentlessly.
>>276937760
>jyhad
i know the VtM lore but the term gets me every time
>>276938598
Obviously self funding themselves to start off m8
>>276938589
Appreciate it.
>>276938589
Oh my God, this is gold.
>Whoops, wrong content pack.
I'm fucking dying
>>276937507
Actually, American English is closer to Old English than modern British English is. You guys stole slang words from all over Europe and warped the language, meanwhile American English largely stayed the same since colonial days until just recently.
True, spics will pollute the English language in the US in the future, but right now it's still pretty close to the original thing.
I remember pc gamer sweden writing a bunch of articles pissing off everyone from bethesda to indie devs a few years ago
first they gave fallout 3 a relatively low score (73% or something like that) and when bethesda contacted them about it the boss wrote an article about corruption in game journalism.
Then they wrote an article about pixel art and how it sucked that all indie devs started relying on it
>>276938920
>they gave fallout 3 a relatively low score (73% or something like that)
That's not even low for Fallout 3
>>276938985
F3 got average 91 on metacritic. 73 is that low.
>>276937260
what? words with more than three syllables?
go read a book retard
>>276938985
In terms of actual quality, it is on the ball. But for Beth that is low as hell in their mind.
>mfw I'm still mad that faggot from EGM gave Chrono Cross a 9.5, denying it a platinum award
I swear to god I'll punch that smug son of a bitch if I ever see him and just scream, "IT DESERVED A TEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!" as I do it.
>>276939073
Oh sod off you gormless knobhead. You're a minger and a pillock, mate I swear on me mum
>>276938920
Honestly other countries are usually better on calling shit and having better taste out since there is less pressure than American branch. I think the best reviews MN9 got were from Italy and Germany
>>276938278
He gave a score of 25 to the IKEA furniture pack. Is that 25 out 10 too?
>>276937910
This is what you call a journalism
>>276939173
Chrono Cross deserves a 5.
>>276939415
out of 5, yes i agree
>>276937910
Wait
THE LAST GUARDIAN IS STILL ON THE PRODUCTION?
>>276937006
>>276937760
Anyone ever read this article about World of Darkness and how the EVE people are cunts?
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jun/05/world-of-darkness-the-inside-story-mmo-ccp-white-wolf
Games journalism would be in much better shape if there were more things like this where people actually did a bit of investigating.
>>276938456
American education
>>276939486
Maybe I should be clearer in the future. I meant 5/100,000. All 5 of those points go to the art and soundtrack. The writing and gameplay receive negative points, offset by the packaging. It is physically a game.
>>276939262
guns, niggers, mexico, meth
not even british btw
>>276939672
I'm british though, you tosser. I'll smack you right in the gabber mate
>Actual journalism is better than official gamer "journalism"
Who have thought
Is Forbes still good?
>ctrl+f Erik Kain
>nothing
fags.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2013/08/16/dragons-crown-developer-george-kamitani-talks-gameplay-controversy/
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/12/11/you-dont-have-to-kill-prostitutes-in-gta-v/
>>276939748
yeah well i'll punch you right in the pantry!
>>276939805
Kain writes garbage articles about Game of Thrones in the fucking video games section. Everyone that does that should be immediately fired.
>>276939894
does he like Game of Thrones or not?
>>276939823
>he calls yummy-food-closets "pantries"
>>276939293
>Polygon
>IGN
I'm triggered.
>>276939894
Ask Forbes then. Shame he's such a good contributor and people flock to the site because of him.
Who do you like yourself, Gerstmann?
