Meanwhile, on medieval Japanese /v/...
*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
I sure do love Dragon Quest.
>>275654765
you mean DraQue stupid baka
>>275654557
>tfw no geisha to prepare my tea
there's so little feudal punk it's actually laughable
Dundundundundundundundundundun
ooga booga rockstoppu~^_^
Bushido Blade best fighting game.
>>275655096
UNGABUNGA
GODROCKING GAMEROCK
Its weird to think that medieval japan was only like 10 years ago
>you will never find the 12 swords and realize your destiny
>>275654557
>go to katanastop
>qt geisha behind the counter
>start sweating
>O-ohaiyo, do you have any Masamune katanas left?
>she asks me if I would you like to preorder the new Muramasa
>start dropping my noodles
>N-no, arigato
>some young ronin comes in and slaps her ass
>get too embarrassed and run out of the store
>sitting here drinking sake and regretting it, I left my money there and the ronin probably took my Masamune
Fucking katanastop.
I don't think newfags know about YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, OP.
Can someone explain what's up with the YOOOOOOOOO thing? Always wondered what that was about.
Kawaii desu ne
>>275655436
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakegoe
Anyone hear about this nobunaga guy?
i hear he's pretty ambitious.
ehyoooooooooooooooooo
wa wa wa waaaaaaaa
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
>>275655436
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile, on Boku no /v/...
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>>275655436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHT9QgVg7U
who /katana/ here
>no joshirakus to fuq
>>275655436
I want normalfags to lea/v/e
>that feel when no kanojo
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>275655436
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>275655520
oh god not HIM again
>>275655724
>>275655436
DON'T WATCH AN ANIME CALLED BOKU
God bless Japan. only ones that wont get shit from sjw for having characters like this
>>275655884
AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!!
Hey guys, some of the gaijin left these for us as a gift. Seems like kind of a gimmick that won't catch on, don't you think?
> walk into teastop
>8/10 musume with blackened teeth at counter
> ask to pick up preorder of Sengoku Basara with Sen no Rikyu DLC
> she didn't hear me
> grow hazukashii
> ramen falls out of kimono sleeve
>mfw
>>275655634
/naginata/ master race
katana plebs don't even have reach
>>275655921
THREE NIGGAS
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's all I think for feudal punk.
Unless there are RTS's that take palce in feudal times.
Can you believe these Tanegashima casuals? Using gunpowder to shoot iron balls from a distance instead of fighting up close with a sword like real men. I believe if it goes on like this, the sword market will crash and we'll never have good katanas folded a million times anymore. Masamune-san will be forced to retire and we'll never see another masterpiece of his ever again.
>>275655938
Are they folded one mirrion times?
twang...
twang...
twang twang twang twang twang
twangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwangtwang
...twang
>>275655352
>age of 弘治
>still using a katana
>Tabi and geta
>Tip straw hat
>>275655938
Casual. Fight like a man and use a sword. Are you afraid to get your belly open and your bowels spilled? Die honorably or commit seppuku in solitude you bastard. I bet you don't even have a geisha to cook your last rice and sake meal before you slice your belly open.
test
b-baka anita-san, ruining muh hanafuda ;~;
Why is she so perfect, /v/?
m-maybe if it work real hard on master ninja difficulty I'll become a daimyo!
if samurais were so good then why was the last one a westerner? checkmate weeaboos
1545. This is Sengoku Jidai, the Age of the Country at War. For centuries, the Ashikaga Shoguns have ruled from Kyoto. Great power, and wealth were theirs. But the wheel of the time has turned....now the over mighty clans no longer obey. It has come time for a new Shogun to emerge...but who will be victorious...only time will tell...
>>275654557
>>275656181
>>275655938
Casuals and cowards. Dishonorable.
Have you bowed to me today?
>日本語で話してない
何してるの?
>still not using guns
me & my boys got something to say to you. me on the horse btw
Who wants to come with me to China and climb the Great Wall to fuck some cheap Chinese sluts? If you bring them a few bottles of sake they'll do anything. They'll slurp on your dick like noodles, shit's intense.
>still being japanese
>not having ancestors who crossed the land bridge
why is feudal japan so valhallic /v/
Are women are kuso. Check this superior western beauty.
>Playing shitty Westaboo games.
>Liking that samey comic book style.
Westaboo are fucking cancer.
>>275656749
Why are you socializing with gaijins? They just want to take our women and take them back to Europe. If it weren't for those Chinese dogs they wouldn't have guns, they wouldn't stand a chance with their inferior swords and bulky armor.
>>275655463
nice
>>275656854
>climb the Great Wall
You're thinking of the Mongols. Wrong race.
The Japanese just did a lot of inbreeding and infighting. So much infighting that they never developed the essential skill of strapping a piece of wood to your forearm to block projectiles.
They didn't get their shit together until they decided to westernize.
I love playing Fatal Frame and Dragon Quest on my Wii U! And Taiko Drum Master too!Fuck Nintendo and his region-lock bullshit.
>>275657026
hey man, they introduced me to this great religion called christianity. you should try it, they gave me free guns.
>>275654557
Did someone say YOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkS_w22lbEs
>>275657186
>they never developed the essential skill of strapping a piece of wood to your forearm to block projectiles.
Seriously, did the idea of shields never even occur to them? Assuming historical battles were anything like battles in Shogun 2, archers wrecked shit in Sengoku era Japan.
>>275657474
shields probably weren't honorable or some shit.
>>275657186
Genghis Khan a shit. I'll chop him in half complete with horse with my sword.
>>275655069
>this is almost TOO much ass for me
-asian men
>>275657474
No metal. No shields. Simple.
>>275655938
>Portuguese gaijins bring this awesome weapon to our glorious country
>Time to finally fuck the chinese
>Send them a musket with the emmisary so they start panicking
>They reverse engineer it and craft a lot of them
>mfw
>>275656706
>>日本語で話してない
>何してるの?
Because whitu piggu show us grorious engrish ranguage.
>imprying your tastu in katana is not shittu
>>275657395
>they gave me free guns
私の両側
>>275657650
>no metal
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot about the traditional wooden katanas.
>>275657474
They had really shitty metal, and wooden shields could easily be done away with with fiery arrows.
>>275657739
I bet they call them PolyMusket 2000 or something and sell them for cheap in their markets.Polystation joke, get it?
>>275657568
Honor only mattered to the upper class. Most of their armies were made up of militia, which are mostly farmers.
>>275657474
So basically yes. The Japanese were fairly isolated so any significant fighting they did was with themselves. And that is why they never had any significant advancements in military technology or strategy.
>>275657091
This picture makes me mad as fuck.
>>275657752
>grorious engrish ranguage
Fucking lost it
>>275657752
残念な
Been farming all day bros. How long is the hike to the nearest game store? 5 days? That's not bad.
>>275654979
>feudal punk
what?
EI EI OH!
>>275654979
Fuck off with your naruto shit
I eat ass.
>>275657650
No metal. No shields. Katana only. Rice field.
>>275657642
kaede is so hot
>>275656959
Baka, you caught yourself a case of White Fever.
>>275657957
that was my intention m8
I fucking love all this japanese-ish type of music, all the ones with the TWANGS and the flute shit going on, basically everything like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nCd8JVUTSw
Post more music like this.
>>275658315
fuck off degenerate
>>275658259
>Boku No Pico
>Seen this shit hundreds of times
>Never flinched
>Smoke a joint
>roll over the webm
>Suddenly a boner
>sit there quietly whispering 'why boner' for 60 seconds
>>275655148
Fuck that game and its Dark Souls 2 hitboxeseven though its one of my favorite games
>Work in Uwajima under the Date clan as a Yamato-e painter
>"HEY NANASHI CAN YOU DRAW MASAMUNE AS A ONE EYED DRAGON KEMONO FOR ALL THESE GOLD PIECES?"
What do?
>>275655148
My fucking nigga.
South America a shit, I hope we never have to go there.
No seriously my 黒人 why aren't you studying your Japanese right now? I'm only at about 550 kanji right now but I'm getting there.
>>275658967
Maybe because it's complicated as shit? I should've been taught that shit growing up, fuck.
>>275658967
Do you have a proper way to study? I've just been inside the culture without living there.
>>275658315
I don't know what's worse. The fact that Goemon is dead, or that it's probably better for it to stay dead in the current generation.
Oh well, the music is still great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxafn1dF-cE
>>275655227
Nearly 200 years now. It's like 1850 when the edo period ended.
>>275657186
>This is what the portugese actually believe
>>275658967
Still doing my reps erry day. I should really progress onto more reading though. よつばと! isn't too hard, just takes time to go through it.
>>275658967
I'm taking a Japanese course next semester.
>>275659128
Give this website a read:
http://www.kanjidamage.com/
Then try this course:
http://www.memrise.com/course/141583/2136-joyo-kanji-by-grade/
がんばって みんな
>>275659424
I bet you said that before last semester.
>>275659424
>taking a Japanese course
My sides.
愚かな外人と義務の彼らの呼び出し
>>275659626
No, I mean I've already signed up for the class.
>>275659753
Yeah, I know. Hopefully the massive amount of weebs won't completely deter me from continuing with it.
>>275654557
anyone got a soundcloud link to that sfx?
>>275660449
Guess what? You're one of them
>>275661695
I suppose.
>>275656254
>Muhfuggin Shinobi
YES
>>275661695
At least some of us can hide their powerlevels.
>>275662152
You should be able to hide SOMETHING under all that fat.
>>275662653
non-peasant reporting in
Superior clothes reporting, baka gaijin go home.
>>275663287
Japanese archery is a fashion show where hitting the target doesn't even matter as long as you look graceful during it.
Why is medieval Japanese art so shit?
Compared to Western art of it's time it's like child's drawings
>>275663423
And that's cool about it.
>>275658967
Because I'm a 白人.
>>275660829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHT9QgVg7U
>>275656095
Kimochi warui, danna.
Was there really a lot of inbreeding going on in Japan back then?
>>275658967
Already done my reps for today.
>>275659354
bow before american cockships.
>>275658684
Watch Pico to Chico. That's the best of the trilogy.
>>275656358
underrated post
>>275658259
THREE NIGGAS
>>275663619
>Lyndis is real
>I'll never be her tactician
>>275663624
Why hasn't Rockstar made an open world samurai game yet? It could be like Red Dead Redemption or something.
>>275654979
this makes me wonder when did scifi start being called cyberpunk?
>>275663515
Western medieval art was shit too. The west didn't get good at art until the renaissance. Japan just happened to be stuck in the medieval era much longer than the west.
>at first I didn't get the whole yoooo meme thing
>play some total war
>this start playing
http://youtu.be/g8_UjFFpD_c
Alright.
>>275658846
>Dragon Kemono
>Not Kitsune
Step it up, senpai
>>275664379
You fucking what?
>Travell to the land of the whites
>Go to theatre to enrich myself with their culture
>Men wearing wigs and dancing
>Meanwhile a man with his face painted black and wearing red lipstick beats a drum and a metal plate
>BADUM TSSS after every comment
>Everyone starts clapping
This is nothing like my scribe's scrolls.
>>275664379
don't derail the thread with the punk definition again
punk is the relationship between man and depravity or desperation
>>275658315
Roger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pn0yEke6Ig
>>275656358
shes already taken though.
http://youtu.be/6dEkkQL_by4
Chivalry is for boys.
Bushidō is for men.
>>275654557
>>275655584
Everytime I see or hear "YOOOOOOOOOOO" I need to hear the Okami soundtrack again.
Why is it so good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAkD39BjOq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ph973FrkUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL3dYnhINOM
Traditional jap music is pretty good.
>>275658259
I never noticed the one corrupting the young was a jew.
>>275658315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx76YPgZviE
>>275664368
Rockstar can barely do ranged combat, you really want to see them make a game based around swordplay?
>>275664939
Bushidō is for men who love boys
>>275657851
Well I'm sure no shields at all is a much better solution then
>>275658056
けつを食べる
I eat a lot of ass
>>275658259
fucking weebs
What are some games where I can play as a brave Mongolian warrior?
>>275666029
Was Genghis Khan even brave
MINNA!
>>275657957
>posting western reaction images
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxchyP5HPKo
>>275663624
This pic started my tabi fetish. It's like a curse, it's so fucking scarce.
>>275666229
>GIRUGAMESH
>Go to Japan as a bit of a weeb
>Come back more weeb than ever to the point where I'm even considering doing JET even though it's notoriously shit
This was a mistake oh god.
>>275655739
I hear he singlehandedly beat down Yamato-no-Orochi and took the throne as the demon king.
>>275666307
>tabi fetish
You're pretty alright.
