>modern Pokemon
>>275449038
What does that picture of Kanye West have to do with Pokemon, OP?
>>275449038
That looks too simple for a current generation of pokemon
It needs to be overdesigned as fuck where some of the spiky shits on their bodies make no sense
>>275449038
>modern shitposters
>>275449038
>/v/ using and falling for the same bait over and over
>>275449038
>original Digimon
>>275449038
Is pretty good, but you should take it to /vp/
WHAT'S A BLACK BEETLE ANYWAY
>>275449279
I don't know why but hawlucha will forever remind me of Griffith
>>275449513
A FUCKING ROACH
>>275450080
i'd fuck itsorry /v/
>>275449038
i want to fuck that bear
>>275449185
Yeah man, all Pokemon nowadays are so overdesigned™ and shitty, not like my old Pokeyman!
>>275450571
>>275450726
Well bears are cute.
>>275450857
>New Pokemon always have fur/tumors that look like clothes
That's the part that always irks me about new pokemon. And yes I already know about SMeargle and Delibird's ass.
>>275451159
But Pangoro's furjacketcape is great.
>>275451159
And jynx and hitmonchan and machoke and machamp
>>275451159
Yeah lol back in my days Porkeymans never wore clothes! Kids these days, they don't know. They don't know about the 90's XP.
>>275452172
I'm just bugged by shit-tier pokemon designs. I mean fucking keys, really?
>>275451159
Were you fucking blind to Machoke?
>>275452576
LITERAL
GARBAGEMuk and Klefki are my favorite pokémon
>>275452576
There are still designs and pokemon i like being made so im not complaining, i only like 3 or 4 pokemon from gen 1 anyway.
At least it isnt the gen 3 dark ages again.
Well. its sort of is. Thanks remakes.
>>275452576
Yeah, key-ring shaped kleptomaniac key-stealing fairies are SUCH a shit idea! It's not like it's just a cute inocuous idea for an interesting Pokémon, it's just lekeyXD and obviously signifies that all new designs are shit, especially compared to the classics of gen 1 like ball, upside-down ball, magnet, magnet cluster, pile of shit, bigger pile of shit and literal rat!
>>275452576
>>275449513
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
>>275453125
but where is the klefki face
How have people no grown out of pokemon?
I mean, I know 4chan's userbase has a lot of 14 year olds, but even being into pokemon at 14 is fucking pathetic.
Hoopas alternate form seems a bit [spolier]Bara[/spoiler]
>>275452576
My favorite pokemon are surskit, klefki, the bell one, koffing and slowpoke and the clam
>>275452576
A fucking Pokeball? Really?
A fucking pile of sludge? Really?
A fucking rock with arms? Really?
The fucking evolution is just two more of itself? Really?
I could go on
>>275453041
Whoa, calm down babby, nobody here actually plays pokemon or really gives a shit about it.
>>275453401
Mines Nidorina
>>275453368
>2013+1
>not using the hotkey for spoilers
I'm not even going to tell you what it is.
>>275453336
most of us went through a "we've grown out of this" phase at some point, not sure if anyone stayed that way for long, I only stopped for a few years in my edgy 16 year old phase.
>>275453490C^s
>>275453368
Is Hoopa the one creating all those dimensional portals across Hoenn? Do I get to catch him if I catch every other legendaries?
>>275453471
If you give enough a shit to act like a dumb genwunner, you give enough of a shit about pokémon.
>>275453336
new generations of kids
>>275453490
Mang, some of use mobile you know.
>>275452576
It's no worse than half the nonsense gen 1 is full of.
>>275453336
I like to think most people here are older than 18 which is why people like Pokemon.
>>275453479
sauce on this semen pokedemon
>>275453542
I decided after Diamond/Pearl that I was tired of Pokémon and haven't played a game since. I can obviously still see the appeal, but I could only do it so many times before it felt like a chore to just see all the new Pokémon designs, which I could see on the internet at once anyway.
>>275450726
Ditto.
>>275453782
*Us use
Christ.
>>275453808
http://p-debardelaben.deviantart.com/#/art/Hamburger-Biscuit-456862988?hf=1
>>275453672
How do you know I'm not doing it to gently bazoople you and get you to run through your classic responses :3
>>275452576
Confirmed for fucking retard.
I mean, just a fucking magnet? Really? And when he evolves, what, they just stick MORE magnets onto the first one? How fucking lazy can these designers get?Genwunners are the worst fucking scum in video games, and I say that when most of my favorite Pokemon are from RBY
>>275453793
>I like to think most people here are older than 18
Do people really buy every pokemon game but don't care about the competitive side of the game?
The single player stuff is so fucking boring.
So we all know what we're here for.
Which pokemon would youpick
I wanna fuck a bear;_;
>>275453336
Anon, you simply need to be careful, you know? I mean, looking at loli can get you arrested and have special shower meetings with Bubba.
>>275454031
I never said it was true, just that i like to think that.
>>275453401
Mine are Krookodile, Crobat, Hawlucha, Golurk, Feraligatr, Heracross and Delcatty
>>275453336
It's a change of pace. That's about it.
That said I'm not buying anymore. The latest games were so shit and the devs response was "nobody has time for these extra features, so we didn't add them". They're not even being subtle with the cash grabs anymore.
Oh well, as long as the porn keeps coming I'll be fine. Pokegirls and Pokephilia is delicious.
>>275454029
I'm with you. Gen 1 had some great designs, but they haven't gotten more shit over the years. It entirely nostalgia talking.
>>275454101
I can't choose just one.
>>275454117
>like the worst Gay porn
>>275451510
and Mr. Mime. People forget the first generation had bad designs too. Second gen had best pokemon IMO.
>>275454117
Why don't you go out and browse around?Maybe visit the local park?
>>275454240
>Pokegirls and Pokephilia is delicious.
Mah nig
>>275454240
>"nobody has time for these extra features, so we didn't add them"
woah, what?
>>275454280
>wanting generic gaijin scum
Enjoy your sparkledog
>>275454321
>Second gen had best pokemon
How can anyone genuinely think this? Gen 2 had the highest amount of completely forgettable Pokemon by far.
>>275454117
I do wonder if Kenji is almost as good as Juuichi.http://i.imgur.com/i1oyr2N.jpg
>>275454321
Gen 2 had too much shitty babymon clutter and useless single-stage like Stantler, Qwilfish, Girafarig, etc. I'd say the gen with the best newmons is 5
>>275454426
>>275454117
Tatsu = Kenji > Tora > Juu
>>275452576
>I'm just bugged by shit tier pokemon designs. I mean a fucking pokeball with angry anime eyes, really?
FTFY
>>275453041
>>275453467
>>275453793
>>275454029
>I'm really reeling it!
>>275454328Parks are boring, and all the bears are at the zoo3DPD qts are nonexistant near here.
>>275454501
That's my line sweetheart
>>275454321
I don't know, Scizor, Heracross, Tyranitar, and Hitmontop were all great, but then you had a ton of babies and bland ones that couldn't evolve.
Like Girafarig and Quilfish.
>>275454515
>Kenji
did you mean kouya?
>>275454515
Kenji might be better than Juu but he has no canon personality.
>>275452912
>What should we call this seal?
>How about Seel?
>Genius! Now what do we call this dugong?
>How about Dewgong?
>>275454097
I buy them exclusively for multiplayer.
The story is a massive chore every fucking time and the devs are getting lazier and lazier. I basically only play so I can breed, train and battle with friends and other people.
I could play on Showdown but it doesn't really feel the same and I lose local play with that, and it's not like the games cost a huge amount of money anyway.
>>275454321
There's some great designs in gen 2 but there's also a whole load of dogshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGJivemaHuM
All you Bearfags better be happy.
Mamoru Hosada is doing a movie about a kid being raised by a Bear Man.
>>275454403
>>275449038
man i miss when kane was just a weeaboo producer that had a good ear for samples
ever since his mom died it seems like he's gone down a downward spiral of insanity and kim kardashian ass
maybe this whole I AM A GOD shtick is his way of coping
>>275449038
A lot of new pokemon have too many annoying bright colors or spikes. Back in the first 2 gens the color coordination looked more consistent and natural.
Don't get me wrong, I like A LOT of new pokemans, but the ugly ones in new gens just take the fucking cake.
TLDR: Muk > Garbage confetti monster
>>275454678
>>275454668
I like fun-loving guysthat are also kinda slutty
>>275452912
and what was wrong with it?
>>take an animal
>> 'anime' it
>> its a pokemon
the first 251 followed this, with the rare "original design" in there
after that, they were like SPIKES MISSLES AND MOAR SPIKES OMG ITS DIGIMON
>>275454730
You bet your fucking ass Im happy. Thank you anon.
>>275454269
>greninja folder
>that picture peeking out
we b savin the same picstoo bad my harddrive shit out before i backed up my gen 6 shit
>>275454619
>3DPD qts are nonexistant near here.
Like you could even get one.
One whiff of your shit tier fetishes and they'd call the cops
>>275453336
Cause it's entertaining to me, to be honest. Sure I'm not the target audience, but I don't see it as any worse then the millions of adults who went to see Frozen, which was also intended for kids.
>>275454485
>Not liking single-stage evos
I realize that from a competitive side, they lack something other Pokémon have, but I've always felt an odd liking for them. Maybe because there's not so many of them, or maybe because the designs were made to look good on their own without having to think about turning into or coming from other forms.
>>275454403
>>275454735
I want to fuck this Nidorina.
>>275454730
>lanky and starving
>>275454730
that guy's furry gets more and more obvious every film
>>275454818
But he doesnt have a route or any lines in the game, the only it says is that he's more laid back. He might not be slutty. Or even gay.
And the most popular doujin he was in was one where he rapes Juuichi.
>>275454967
Who doesn't?
Fuckin' furry shit... I let my sister use my Prime account yesterday and this shit's been in my recommendations all day
>>275450080
that looks like a mix between umbreon and that one red digimon
>>275454867
It doesn't matter, judging by that nothing of vlaue was lost anyway
>>275455108
I do not.
>>275454269
gimme that link to the greninja folder
>>275454867
Well thats sucks, bruh.
>>275455147
>mated to the pack
>claim the bear
>it's my sister!!!
yeah ok bud
>>275454954
I like plenty of single-stage evos.
Tauros, Milktank, Heracross, Kangaskhan, Hawlucha, there's a lot of good ones in there, both design or competitively-wise.
But there's also a lot of shit ones and gen 2 had too many overall.
>>275454819
Not really. It's basically as equal as it's always been. People just have selective memory about this type of thing.
>>275454101
It would be a very difficult choice between Ditto or Absol.
>>275454730
Oh god, it's adorable.
>>275455108
I dont, looks like turd even by girl standards
>>275455310
2015 though. 2015 is too far.
>>275455147
Yeah, Moon Knight is fucking awful, I can see why you'd be upset.
>>275455227
Well ok then.
>>275455241No, It's not ready yet.
>>275454403
The thing that bugs me is not how this artist gave Nidorina eyelashes, or lips, or a feline-like muzzle instead of a reptilian one. It's that he gave Nidorina a horn on its head where its never had one before.
Like the other shit he did was clearly done just so the artist could pop a stiffy over this thing but why the fuck just give it a horn?
>>275455147
Saga and Locke & Key are pretty good bro.
Why are keys and trash bags not allowed? They're Pocket Monsters. They can be anything.
>>275454269
>Volcarona
dat B-Intend comic.
>>275455020
HE HAS NO FOOD
>>275450080
i want this pounding my ass right now holy fuck hngh
>>275455108
I don't. And I like Nidorina in the games.
>>275454876
But that's not the casethere's a ton of weirdos that's appreciates bears like I do, but they're not qt at all.
>>275454101
It really depends.
If I chose a Pokemon that could fly would I be able to use it to quickly go wherever the fuck I wanted? Or would I be better off choosing a Pokemon that would just good for hanging around with?
I heard some faggots in here were trash talking gen wun.
GO ON, POKE-BABIES. TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW MUCH COOLER GARBODOR IS, THEN SUCK MY DICK.
>>275455476
> le dorito face.txt
>all these furries
You all need Jesus. Especially >>275454269
>>275455434
I didn't even notice that.
>>275455469
Oh hell I gotta go save that now and throw it into the folder.
>>275454101
Can I have more than one of the same kind? Because I want like fifty Joltiks.
>>275455476
He's a fucking bear in the land of the moon people, he should be at least a healthy weight, not a skeleton.
>>275455205
Yeah I guess. Grenigger folder wasn't THAT big but I also lost 4 years in my "random shit" folder.
Made me frown.
>>275455251
Thumbnail looks so close to the original.
>>275455108
>>275455382
The first two pictures look better.If it weren't for the tits, I would think it was a femboy.
>>275455147
>Women used to like vampires
>Then werewolves
>Now werebears
>Men are perverted
>>275455258
I'd believe it, i was talking about inane shit with my family and my sister asked me i had read "two kinds" or some bullshit, i recognised it because my friend had only just recently linked me some terrible furry webcomic shit like a week before.
Then she proceeded to walk around the show grounds with a wolf head hat thing matching her retarded voiced friend.
>>275455202
>that one red digimon
You're going to have to be WAY more specific.
>>275455667
According to the narration he came from another world.
Or...maybe the kid went. Either way its not normal Japan.
>>275455462
I just like how many replies I got, so fast. "Genwunners" are depicted as faggots yet no one cared to defend any "Genwunner" pokemon. Only the new generation was defended like clockwork. It's hilarious to see people go full on SILLY
>>275455718
The one that fights.
>>275455620
No, what >>275454269 needs to do is upload those folders somewhere so I can accurately rate his tastes in porn.
>>275455701
If fetish novels for men ever started actually getting popular, you'd see more things like xenomorphs, robots and bug girls being the things guys want to fuck.
>>275455538
Yeah, cute people dont like shit.
Deal with it.
>>275455718
Guilmon?
STOP IT STOP IT NIGGA I GET IT
EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M A POKE FUCKIN MONSTER
IMMA NEED TO SEE YOUR FUCKIN HANDS AT THE CONCERT
IMME NEED TO SEE YOUR FUCKIN HANDS
>>275455870
qt != cute
>>275455673
Gotta keep shit SFW.
>>275455690
Yeah she's not very girly in those two.
>>275455839
Its not ready. There is still a ton of shit I gotta put in there before I'm satisfied with it. Go big or go home.
>>275455620
>fapping to pokemon is furry
kk ngga
>tfw I'm making a Kanye game
Oh joy.
>>275456036
There is no way in hell that artist didn't draw porn of Nidorina at least once.
>>275456103
>fapping to pokegirls
No.
>to the pokemon themselves
That shit is the definition of furry.
>>275455304
how so? it was less so back then. now they look more humanlike and less like animals.
even the legendaries are out of whack dude
3 birds of elements, 3 dogs of japanese lore
now its like 3 fucking fairy mew rip offs.
i mean genesect? really? what the fuck.
>>275456256
If he did, I can't find it.
>>275449038
Oh! It's Niggerursa!
>>275456265
>doesn't fap to pokegirls
>doesn't fap to pokemon
the fuck do you jerk it to then?
>>275456003
I'm assuming that was your retarded attempt at a "≠"
And it does unless you're like 40 and think it means quiet.
Or Quentin Tarantino.
>>275455865
They won't though. Erotic literature for women is some sort of cultural phenomenon. Erotic literature for men is same old men being perverts.
>>275454412
Masuda recently said in an interview that the reason he didn't include features like Battle Frontier was because no one would complete it anyway and people are more interested in social media and phones.
So yeah he was talking total horse shit. Not to mention Nintendo updated the frontier brain theme already in ORAS which was just a giant slap in the face.
>>275455648
>shitty Beats knockoffs
Into the trash she goes
>muh genwun
>"designs back then were simple and iconic!"
People need to realize that the reason the designs were so simple back then, is because they were designed to look good at a low resolution and in greyscale.
Video game characters tend to be more elaborately detailed as the technology allows for it, that's just common sense.
Pic related: Megaman is another series whose oldschool fans claim has "strayed from its trademark style."
>>275456482
>reading comprehension
You don't have it.
Fapping to pokegirls is not furry.
Fapping to pokemons is furry as fuck.
Pokemon needs more robots.
>>275456646
Those designs look awful.
>>275455865
>Have monster girl fetish
>Start off with the usual lamias and harpies and other still pretty human looking ones
>Nowadays if it's not some kind of truly monstrous thing it doesn't excite me
Though I do require it to still have a somewhat attractive face, but whether that's very human or not is up in the air (damn, bug faces can be cute).
:^)
Gen 2 is my favourite gen but I love all the pokemon designs from all gensexcept gen 5, gen 5 a shit
gen 6 mons are incredibly cute, some are over designed with spiky shit but they did change the artists around gen 3/4
>>275456557
>I'm assuming that was your retarded attempt at a "≠"
>he can't program for shit
>>275456685
...So what?
>>275456597
>Masuda recently said in an interview that the reason he didn't include features like Battle Frontier was because no one would complete it anyway and people are more interested in social media and phones.
He may be right about people gaining interest in social media shit, but that's no reason to scrap the Battle Frontier. I'm not even a BFfag.
>>275452576
I'm waiting for Shoe to someday be included.
>>275456747
What about this?
>>275456768
>ice cream pokemon
Shits crazy
>>275456768
What came first, ice cream or the ice cream Pokemon?
>>275456884
Not him, but that's not nearly monstrous enough.
It's like they wanted to make something in that direction, but didn't want to go all the way out of fear of alienating their fanbase.
>>275455593
I like both
I think trubbish is incredibly cute
>>275449038
No fucking way this is a pokemon? No way right?
>>275456821
He had plenty of time to introduce a fucking boring post game story mode with an snnoying twat faced character
>>275456768
Nice shitpost.
The top has 5 animals, the bottom has 4. You just dismissed your own point.
>>275456768
What the fuck is the fetus?
>>275456884
Eh, too human. Also not sure of the direction of the fleshy mass.
There's a reason they never directly show Saya.
>>275456917
>sugar jimmies
Who the fuck calls them that?
>>275456981
Really?
>>275456846
>implying you won't fap to the shoe pokemon>implying you won't fap to the chair pokemon
>>275457064
atleast fap to humanoids
underaged humanoids
>>275457083
Mew.
>>275457142
Get lost.
>>275457092
Who's Saya?
>>275457064
>5 animals
The fuck are you talking about. They're both the same.
![greenspr151[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a56x3YP.png "greenspr151[1].png")
>>275457083
>>275454269
Mega that shit right now
>>275457108
It just isn't very monstrous, I've fapped to things that are easily several times more grotesque.
This doesn't really do anything new either.
>>275457205
Say no Uta (Song of Saya) really nice VN about a guy who sees nothing but rotten flesh covering the world, all but one girl. You might enjoy it.
>>275457116>implying you-know-who won't fap to the bathroom tile pokemon
>>275457219
fugg
>>275456804
Wow, I was having a pretty shit day, but now I feel better knowing there's way worse than me out there.
Thanks, legitimately.
>>275454029
>just a fucking magnet
Except there's more to that design that just a magnet. If it really was "just a magnet" then it would just be the magnet on his sides.
Klefkey is literally just keys
>>275449038
>2014
>pokemon
>>275457198
you're both a beast fucker and a homosexual
>>275457142
I love 'em all but I like them a little less human.
>>275457258Someday, anon. Someday.
>>275456798
Gen five introduced my favorite gothorita though.
>>275457083
Mewtwo.
>>275457395
And it is fucking awesome.
>>275457209
Eggs are animals, friend.
>>275457426
I'm really surprised this guy hasn't done porn, his art really makes him seem like some sort of porn artist.
>>275457353
>2014
>video games
>>275456646
>since technology has changed that means we can start making complicated designs that look like garbage
Those designs in your picture look like shit. So now you have a shit design in HD but at least the resolution is good
>>275454029
Magnamite is a fantastic design faggot. There is a huge fucking difference from those stupid keys and magnemite.
Also gen1 is best gen. Nothing can ever top it.
>inb4 waaah he's genwunning and I don't like it
Get over it neckbeards. Maybe I wouldn't have to defend gen1 so much if you faggots didn't knee jerk hate so much?
>tfw no chubby pokemon to cuddle with
>>275457541
You and me both, mang. He must keep it all to himself, the greedy bastard.
>>275455049
If it's just the one bear it's not really that furry. It's not really a fappable design either.
>>275457607
Or maybe you could just kill yourself you stupid autist.
IT'S OVER
IT'S OVE
I'TS O
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>>275457607
>Also gen1 is best gen. Nothing can ever top it.
Too obvious, not even gonna point you out.
>>275457520
I cant imagine what your parents think about you, an overweight unshaven mess, still looking for a job, fapping to the idea of another man fucking him, and not just that animals as well
sure they deserved a son like you?
>>275456917
if you think about it, it makes sense
in the pokémon world, pokémon were around longer than icecream, so they actually "invented" or modeled icecream after the pokémon they saw
>>275456742
GTFO you nostalgic buttburger, they look fine.
If the NES supported 24-bit colors and 720p, that's what the robot masters would have looked like.
>>275457650
Zangoosefags need to die.
>>275457116
I feel like everyday items possessed might be a cool thing to do for Ghost-types. Worked for that one candle mon, whose name is currently escaping me.
>>275457650
It hurts.
Oh shit, I'm out ofSFWNidorina pics.
>>275457779
Im not overweight, and I have a job. Also dont you masturbate to images of men fucking things too? And they enjoy it? Im not seeing the negative of that part.
>>275457812
What? he was obviously talking about snorlax.
>my dick when
>>275457851
Litwick, Lampent, and Chandelure.
>>275457341
>bawwwwwww
>>275457903
>Snorlax
>Chubby
There's a difference between a little and a lot, anon.
>>275457805
>GTFO
>buttburger
>If the NES supported 24-bit colors and 720p, that's what the robot masters would have looked like.
You're a kid, aren't you? And a stupid one at that.
Why would they have any reason to even look close to that? Those weren't even designed by the same artist.
>>275457672
>>275457541
It really is likely he makes porn and never posts it.
A lot of artists do that, especially the ones who do cartoony shit like this.
Just think of the loads of /co/ porn done by official artists that you will never EVER see.
>>275458069
Not that poster but are you dissing Snorlax?
Can we at least agree that beedrill is best bug?
>>275457862
Upload your lewd Nidorina folder.
>>275458046
Nice smug anime webm, friend. :-)
Why does straight art usually look like total ass?
They seem to usually try and alter the design or something and it always looks like crap.
>>275452576
Pokemon is filled with unoriginal designs and always has been.
is it really a big problem?
Why does gay art usually look like total ass?
They seem to usually try and alter the design or something and it always looks like crap.
>>275457975
I will never understand why posting Goodra at all causes shitstorms on /vp/.
Pokeautists are the worst.
>>275458225
Who knows.
>>275458284
Not really.
>>275458172
Can we agree bug is the best type?
>>275458297
The Goodra autistposter really got to them.
>>275458182
But there really isnt much.
Here have some safe crops instead.
I swear I'll upload my big female pokemon folder someday.
>>275458134
It's the truth. Snorlax is full blown obese. Almost Amerifat territory.
>>275457536
Pro-lifer plz go.
>>275458394
Maybe, but it's still cute.
>>275458172
>tfw even given a mega, it's still Early Route tier trash
>>275458380
Why not upload it today and get it over with?
>>275457884
>not overweight
200+ pounds is fat anon
>Job
yes I'm sure your parents are ecstatic at your minimum wage grind job
>>275458108
>All those Lola Bunny lewds Space Jam artists must have done that the world will never see
