A magical video game wizard appears and gives you the chance to interact with these extremely specific video game worlds.
You can only choose one.
>>275443828
A
didn't even need to read the rest of the shit
>>275443967
This is literally all I have ever wanted in life.
>>275443828
essentially your asking if I value sex, money, friendship, or knowledge(?) under the guise of videogame discussion
>>275443828
Option C and I ask Rorona to use alchemy and make some ungodly item that lets me live forever in her world.
c
d is tempting though
>>275443828
I am not seeing any reason to not pick A.
I'll take cumming on Ivy's titties a hundred times in a row, thanks based wizard.
with out question D.
The others are too ephemeral.
C
>>275443828
>unconditional friendship
>can't do anything lewd
Yeah fuckin' right.
C, D secondly
>>275443828Mystery box
>>275443828
A. D is tempting, but A.
>>275443828
Where's the fucking mystery box, faggot.
D is the only correct answer.
A
i'm fucked in the head so D is out of the question, I don't know who the girl in C is and digimon is lame grow up anon
A. I don't wanna deal with D, and option B and C involves losing something I care about in a short period of time.
A. Good lord give me A.
>B
AW YEEE SIGN ME U-
>12 days
fuck you man
A I guess. D sounds fucking scary. Why can't it be like klonoa or nights or some shit.
D
>>275443828
D easily if I can explore Yume Nikki shit too
A because C doesn't let youhold hands withRorona.
D is scary as fuck even with the presence of an escape button
>>275444641
yeeaaaah, I'd choose B, but I don't think I could take that depression just for 40,000.
A it is.
D.
It lasts forever unlike the other options and sounds cool as fuck. I'd be tripping balls.
>>275443828
Ivy, can't turn down a free handjob. Especially from pure girl like her.
I really want to pick Option B, since that's the most supernatural option.. but 12 days?
I know Digimon live that long in the games, but come on.
Oh well, I'll pick B anyways. I could use the money and I'd never forget having a rad monster buddy.
>Pick D
>Never wake up
A, but why can't I penetrate her? I would get bored after the first hour
A because no lewd C, but only if I cankiss[\spoiler] her, if not, D
>>275443828
D
It lasts longer than a couple weeks
C... But D would be my choice if c wasnt there
None of these are appealing to me.
Probably D, though.
>>275443828
Tie between A and D
B
40k is worth more than any of those.
>>275445018
>why can't I penetrate her
She is Ivy and she doesn't do sex.
Rorona is my waifu, so I don't think I really have a choice.
>Raise my Digimon bro into a literal killing machine
>Treat him to premium grade sirloin with the prize money we win from fucking shit up
>Make sure to take tons of photos with my giant Dinosaur bro so I can remember him
>Mourn his death but take consolation in knowing he lived a full life for a Digimon
>Cheer myself up by blowing the rest of the prize money on getting the hottest girl I can find to cosplay as Ivy and fuck my brains out for days on end
B
>>275443828
A is as moronic as wasting money for food - you get little moment of satisfaction.
B is somewhat good option, but I don't know shit about digimon, so can't judge it really good.
C is pretty much A but longer and for mind, not dick. Also, A and C are obvious baits to call anon out for perversness.
D is only option without drawbacks and limitations not intended by very design of thing you get, so most effective choise is D.
>>275446662
>Enter a realistic nightmare land that varies between "subliminally frightening" and "fucking horrifying Jesus Christ" every time you fall asleep, forever
>No drawbacks
Another one?
>>275447085
It's not really nightmare fuel, it's just really fucking weird. Plus the "extended lifespan" is great.
>>275447474
>>275447746
That one isn't even vidya
>>275448078
There's not really any good vidya ones.
c
rorona a cute
>>275447746
That car is amazing, holy shit.
Does it need zero maintenance, or is it just indestructible?
>>275447746
Car and Extended range.
My work requires me to drive a ton so it would be amazing to have that car.
And extended range would be neat for various tasks.
>>275447746
money and speaker
>>275443828
>Choosing B
>Wanting to see your new best friend die after 12 days
A
>>275447746
Can I use parts of my body other than hand and dick for extended range?
>>275443828
D. All the others I'd end up killing myself after they ended.
If C was lifelong I'd choose it in a heartbeat.
>>275447746
seen some shit and entrepreneur
>>275443828
B and C will end in you getting depressed and killing yourself
D it is
D seems like the best option, C is really tempting tho but i hate how it only last a week or less if you try anything lewd, B isn't even appealing to me and A only last for an hour so I don't think its worth it
B
>not a fan of Ivy
>boring and too short.
>would shit my pants.
C until I read that I couldn't do anything lewd. I wanted some sweet yuri action
A
>>275449312
>would be sad when my Digimon died
>become the little girl but no lewd allowed
>I'd lose my shit after the first dream
Titfucks are cool I guess
D is the only good option there and it is a million times better than the first three
>>275450182
immortality always.
Where's the fucking box, OP?
>>275450182
Evolution, no contest.
>>275443828
What the fuck is Sul Calibur?
>>275447746
I think hair and voice. Looks and confident public speaking seem helpful
Although then again I'm tempted to go with the magic pen. It can be used as a shank!
>>275448962
>If C was lifelong I'd choose it in a heartbeat.
This. A sucks too because it's only two hours long and I would never experience something like that again. D doesn't really entice me because LSD is too creepy. I'd probably choose A anyway though. I'd probably kill myself after C but I could probably live after A.
>>275447746
Secure container and voice. I know that I'll figure out some crazy broken shit with that container, and I being able to express myself better will get me further in life.
>>275443828
C and then kill myself after the week is up.
Something from list one...
>>275447746
What does it mean for the Fedora to make bystanders agree with you? Does that mean they will actually change their minds to think what you are saying is right or will they only say you are right without actually thinking it? If it's the first then it can have a lot of power. If it is the second then it can only be used to make yourself feel better.
or list two.
>>275454456
>that first one
Basically Cream
>>275447746
Car and pen pls
>>275450182
King
I'd pick A, but
>no blowjob.
D it is.
>>275454456
Telescope
Sex slaves
Done for life
>>275454608
Really tempted by the Trilobite Fossil.
I've always wanted to make a girl out of jelloHas anyone ever fucked jello? How did it feel?
>>275443828
C
A week of being the little girl is worth it even if it may make me suicide once it's over.
>>275453049
I'd go a crystal divine manta that must be worshiped
>>275454608
>coin toss relies entirely on chance
No it doesn't. It relies entirely on physics. If you want to say that quantum physics is probabilistic then all phenomenon relies on chance.
>>275443828
Option C
There is nothing lewd about girls taking a bath together.
>>275443828
C
On the last day I would do something lewd.
>>275455568
stop being a pseudo-intellectual
>>275447746
Speaker and Extended Range. I will become the greatest magician ever.
>>275454456
>not picking spinning top
people always seem to underestimate complete gravity control and what you can do with it
>>275456179
But coin tosses aren't chance.
>>275455568
Due to the complexity of the system, it's effectively random to all modern methods of evaluation.
Also magic.
>>275453049
Black armored lich.
So basically I can raise the dead and have a skeleton army that is armored as shit from human weapons? Fuck yeh m8.
This is extremely important: does masturbating by myself behind closed doors count as lewd?
Like if I don't bother Rorona at all and just fingerbang myself in front of a mirror?
If so I pick C.
>>275447746
Multi-tool and extended range.
>>275443828
C is the only one that sounds decent, but what does it really matter? It will be over in a week and there will be nothing to show for it, beyond the trash not having been taking out for a week.
A is pointless if that's all we're doing and I have better things to do while asleep than D. B would be potentially good if I can train it properly, but knowing me and Digimon, I'm more likely to end up with a house full of shit than $40k. Plus, a dead best friend after two weeks.
>>275443828
Option D gives the most long lasting results
>>275443828
option c
Am I to assume that I can keep the boner up for weeks even after Ivy is gone?Because that would be hell
I doubt my digimon would won if he lives for only 12 days so not b. Not c since no lewd. And not d since I could just do drugs. A it is, and I will record every second of it.
>>275443828
>2 hours, 12 days, 7 days or assumingly a minimum of 40 years
Yeah I'm gonna go with D. Not to mention after you do any of those other options, you're just gonna feel empty about not having more.
>>275458202
12 days is a pretty decent lifespan in Digimon time. Way beyond what you need to reach 5th stage evolution.
>>275458554
>Medium
>Skates
>Avian
>Soldier
>Brainwave
>Hawkeye
>FSOT
>Pulse Rifle
>Beam Sabre
>Rail Rifle
>Scrambler
>EMP
>Scavenger
>Collapsible 2
>Capacitor
>Rockets
>Cyber Brain and Memory Palace
>Kinetic stabilizers
>Mycelium 2
D is the only right answer
>>275458554
>>275458675
>Implying I'm going to read all that shit
>Not even vidya
>>275458525
Still I doubt I can dedicate 12 days of my life to training him. Rather just blow buckets of cum on ivy
>>275458809
git gud
