http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Eggs_and_Ham_(video_game)
> its origins are unknown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMVO-8V9DLI
fine, have a bump OP. Gimme a second while I rack my brain
bumping for interest
Worlds is probably worth mentioning, even if vinesauce dug it off its grave for a brief instant.
That game is just plain eerie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZihw8SVtvg
What do you mean its origins are unknown?
>>274858138
i'm not sure what it meants by "it's origins are unknown."
>>274859697
I don't know anon, I don't even know why i'm bumping the thread. Roll with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>>274858464
Who are these children playing this game.. holy shit.
>>274859697
wiki page, no one knows who developed it. where it was developed why they did it, how much if any they were paid etc. all we have is the publisher who went out of business in 2005.
>>274859978
can /v/ pull a /pol/ and solve this mystery? They play scoody doo the golden a lot so we might have a chance.
>>274859972
>people like this get 33 times more subscribers than I do
>that missing picture at the bottom that probably had the dev
>>274858464
Art style actually looks pretty nice. Any chance this was made by Japs?
>>274860225
I'm sorry anon.
>>274860225
I'll subscribe to you, anon
I actually had a copy of this game at one point.
Don't mourn my death.
I'm gonna play this right now. Maybe I can access some credits and find who made it.
Bumping for interest
>>274858464
>The boy playing with the softer voice
I'm feeling things I shouldn't feel
>>274861865
>>274858847
>>274859025
>>274859891
>>274861865
I appreciate the bumps, feel free to try to find out who made this or post other games with unknown devs.
>>274862171
I just don't like seeing threads dying without having any replies at all. Non-shitposting threads deserve a spot in the sunlight
>>274860225
> not having subs by virtue of the cool comments you post or from spammers asking sub 4 sub.
I have 10 now and one is a QT 3.14 had 25 before the accounts begging me to sub got purged.
>>274858138
I'm pretty sure my brother had this.
>>274858138
>go to the publisher's wikipedia page
>most of their games don't even have pages
sp00ky
>>274858138
NewKidCo was a developer too. It's entirely possible they developed the game.
>http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ol/B00006IKB9/ref=olp_tab_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used
Someone buy it
Here's that thing from the Funny Pizza Land/Worlds.com threads from awhile back.
Good times.
>>274862457
>TFW /v/ isn't nothing but people who bait flamewars or spam substance-less waifu threads like it's /a/ 2.0.
ign says it was developed by "Handheld games"
http://www.ign.com/games/dr-seuss-green-eggs-and-ham/gba-481854
>>274862875
Or play it online. It keeps telling me it can't find the plugin.
http://www.vizzed.com/play/green-eggs-and-ham-by-dr-seuss-gba-online-game-boy-advance-10021-game
>>274862847
I suppose, but many of the games they listed not developed by them have known developers.
>>274862989
THEY DEVELOPED CORY IN THE HOUSE
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FglVuYr0BJg
>>274863124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ru90ANlLCI
Here it says the game was developed by Handheld Games. If you wanted to be an obscure developer, you can't go wrong with a generic name like Handheld Games.
Creepypasta incoming
>>274862935
>Worlds.com threads
I will never get to experience a comfy worlds.com thread ever again...
>>274862989
that could very well be true, clicked link and they have developed other similar games.
see if they show up in the credits for the game.
>>274863271
so who wants to do the honours of updating the wiki page?
>>274863594
you
>>274863317
seems so
>>274863271
can't find anything about them, probably because of the generic name
>>274863768
ok, gonna help out with this.
So far, these are the titles i have found they worked on. Anyone know of an old site or anything?
http://www.tower.com/n_ad_search/search_4_rslt.cfm?div_id=4&title=&keywords=&format=0&label=&artist=Handheld%20Games&ESRB=
Need a little more info on them
Ok found the site, looks likt it's dead but you can see it in the internet archive.
https://web.archive.org/web/20041016162427/http://www2.handheldgames.com/
Company 1 Handheld Games Inc.
Director Thomas L. Fessler
Producer Daniel A. Kerlinsky
Lead Designer Thomas L. Fessler
Assistant Designer Darrin Michelson
Director of Software Engineering Lyndon H. Moore III
Lead Engine Developer Al Baker
Lead Gameplay Programmer Thomas L. Fessler
Software Engineer Jeremy Brown, Nathan Gray
Art Director Thomas Troisch
Lead Background Artist Thomas Troisch
Background Artist Max Diediker
Lead Animator Peter Thurwachter
Animation Support Max Diediker
Composer Mike Jones
Audio Engineer Lyndon H. Moore III
Additional Audio Support Byte Size Sound
Company 2 Newkidco
Producer Seth W. Rosenfeld
Licensing Director Nina Skalka
Package Design M Cre8ive
Company 3 Dr. Seuss Enterprises
Vice President, Licensing & Marketing Susan Brandt
Manager, Licensing & Marketing Kristen Lundgren
Mystery solved. Now someone update the wiki article.
> In lavender town
Near the entrance of the tower. There is a girl there. If you let the screen sit for long enough. She will walk backwards for one step. No other NPC in this game does that.
HA. guess this didn't work out for them
https://web.archive.org/web/20041010040748/http://www.handheldgames.com/jobs.asp
>>274863931
I found out who the designers who work for the company are, handheld games apparently made the ds version of power rangers super legends and on the wiki page they are listed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Rangers:_Super_Legends
>>274863180
Holy shit you're right.
>>274858464
>headphones at high volume
>play video
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM GON PLAY–"
>>274863180
it all comes full circle
>>274864438
do we know where the company was based? what state? is it European?
>>274860225
I have 47 subscribers.
I have no idea why. I don't even upload anything.
>>274864894
You can see here
>>274864612
Mill Creek Washington
Handheld Games is currently expanding our internal development team. If you think you have what it takes please email a copy of your resume with any sample attachements to Maria or mail it to: Jobs@Handheld Games, 4426 130th St. S.E. Everett WA 98208
And done, that's everything. Now fill out that wiki page so nobody has to do this again.
Well? Who's brave enough?
>>274862935
>Programming based games
What the hell would that be? Something like Project Euler?
>>274865237
if anybody calls and they anwser, give them some words of encouragement saying how you loved cory in the house and green eggs and ham and it's a shame you guys don't even have a proper wiki page. tell them they are truly leaders in the next generation of portable entertainment.
>>274865005
>Mill Creek Washington
Oh shit, that's 5 minutes from my house. Spooky!
http://www.whereorg.com/handheld-games-17926544
And here is the studio address
Handheld Games
16000 Bothell Everett Hwy, Mill Creek, WA 98012-1742
also, shot of the office in google streetmaps. Looks like they might not exist anymore
>>274859432
fuck me i had this one
>>274865960
Oh fuck I've been in that office park like 100 times. It's been a couple months since I've been in that building, but if I recall it was mostly law offices, dentists and medical clinics in there.
>>274865237
>>274865721
calling them now
>>274864581
>leaders in the next-generation of portable gaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
>>274862935
>tfw googled funny pizza land
best thread on /v/ right now
>>274866161
go to the building, see if they're there. talk to them about green eggs and ham
>>274866217
same here man, I'm gonna look into some of that stuff in the image.
>>274864581
This makes me sad for some reason...
>>274866217
>I'm afraid. What is it?
![pic1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oJkvepE.jpg "pic1[1].jpg")
>>274866470
you weren't here for the funny pizza land threads?
>>274862935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVbN27o5jQ
Got anymore 'spooky mysteries' for us to solve...
>>274866332
Hey did you make this?
Tom Fessler: Yep, it was a contract job by newKidCo under seuss enterprises using their IP.
We got it out in around 8 months. Bot much of a story
That's how it would go if you went down there and spoke to them.
see >>274864438
everyone that worked on it, the publisher and the ip rights holder is listed.
![[Over-Time] Express Sentai ToQGer - 38 [E2B739B9].mkv_snapshot_21.27_[2014.12.04_13.34.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c0ezpre.jpg "[Over-Time] Express Sentai ToQGer - 38 [E2B739B9].mkv_snapshot_21.27_[2014.12.04_13.34.19].jpg")
>>274866649
how do you know?
>>274859432
The music is trying so hard to not make the game seem like a pile of shit.
"Listen! The music's fun! You're having fun, right kids?"
Does anybody know anywhere I can Funny pizza landfor free?
>>274866659
Exactly nothing spooky about this
All over some twat on wikipedia not doing his job and listing the game as having 'unknown origins' which is shorthand for 'i was too lazy to figure out who the developer was'
Cunt. fucking /v/ managed it in 10 minutes
>>274866403
>https://web.archive.org/web/20041010040748/http://www.handheldgames.com/jobs.asp
same here, they really seemed to have passion but lacked the staff.
> and honestly, accepting when some ideas fail to work
man...
>>274866791
>every sonic game ever
>>274866164
what happened?
did he died?
>>274866737
all the info is on their site you dolt. I have also spoken with these types of third party dev studios that are contracted to shovel out licened crap before.
All the good ones get bought up by the likes of EA (see rocksteady studios and their early work)
and the bad ones die, like these guys.
>>274867136
Phone is kill ;_; I am not surprised.
/r/ing your waifu with this plushie
>>274866619
Well
That was terrifying
>>274863297
we had one the other day
let's do another one
The games made by Osamu Sato, to the point that some are lost to timd
did a little snooping on the guy that founded the studio tom fessler.
look's like hes making shitty IOS games by himself now.
https://itunes.apple.com/eg/app/touchsports-tennis-2012-hd/id403294924?mt=8
Category: Sports
Updated: 03 April 2012
Version: 3.5.5
Size: 25.0 MB
Language: English
Developer: thomas fessler
© 2012 Thomas Fessler
Rated 4+
>>274867707
He only made two, I thought?
>>274865005
Holy shit, I live a 10 minutes from Mill Creek
>>274867765
poor guy :(
>>274865960
Holy shit, I have been in that building before.
>>274867876
He's made like seven, only two made it to public circulation. One of his games was found on /vr/
>>274867765
somebody get this nigga on dragon's den/shark tank
>>274868196
Need more info. What do you mean by public circulation, like he made the game but never got it published?
>>274868312
fuck him, his first game was bill and ted's excellent adventure in '91
http://www.mobygames.com/game/bill-teds-excellent-adventure_
he was the designer.
That game was shit.
>>274868489
like, less than 500 copies were made, not published by any huge company, like Rhythm n Face
>>274868507
easy there super sleuth
Guy hasn't made a single good game in his 25 year career.
http://www.mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/by_genre/developerId,221638/
Don't feel sorry for him, his studio was destined to fail.
>>274868724
Did anyone find any of these? They're nowhere on the net? Any names?
>>274868825
/vr/ found Chu-Teng, another game by him
Can somone update the damn wiki page in the OP?
don't let /v/'s hard work go to waste, i'd do it myself but ive never edited wiki.
>>274868746
>cory in the house
>bad
Fuck off faggot.
>>274869001
Sure, give me a couple minutes
>>274868952
wasn´t that a sequel of eastern mind? i´ve only found the intro on youtube , is there any gameplay footage?
>>274868746
>tfw you're the worst at what you do best
>>274866867
Some anons bought it and linked the download in the old threads. No idea how to get it for free now.
>>274869168
Yes and Yes, there is footage
HAHA OH WOW
Turns out, handheld games' final game was a fucking NEW RATCHET AND CLANK GAME
It was cancelled however and they shut down.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/mobile/935245-ratchet-and-clank-clone-home
>>274860125
I don't think we should aspire to be like /pol/ right now.
>>274869543
RIP in RIP /pol/
>>274869354
on /v/ or /vr/?
I'm gonna try and check the archives
>>274869626
/v/
Good luck.
Primal Rage 2
>>274869483
> it could have been there big break
Postan some spooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDwfeYaDIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0lyUaaSM5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrtehmzSTbE
Does anyone here have this game?
>>274869483
>finally about to hit the big time after 15 years of making games like green ham + eggs and cory in the house
>Sony bosses walk in
HEY MR SONY MAN, WORK HAS BEEN GOING REAL WELL ON RATCHET AND CLANK ANDDD....
'let's talk in your office Mr Fessler, alone.
>>274869708
While searching for it on google I found this german site which had an "older" 2D version by the same name though.
Downloaded it and it's a point and click adventure, unfortunately i only understand a little bit of german.
I'll leave the link here if anyone's interested: http://www.freeware-archiv.de/FunnyPizzaland2D-Spiele.htm
>>274870094
> all he has left are the mobile assets from the rachet and clank game
> struggles to make that one lucky indie so he can be the owner of his own company again and regain the respect of his son, who he hardly sees anymore after the divorce caused by the shut down.
>>274870353
Yeah, I had heard the developer made some other games, and that was one of them.
Freaky stuff man.
Freaky stuff.
>>274858464
The silence of the minigames is somewhat unnerving.
Also these kids sound like grade A horror film first victims.
>Green Eggs and Ham is an official and subtle Game Boy Advance video game based on the book with the same name published by NewKidCo and released in 2003. It was developed by Valve Corporation, with assistance by Gabe Newell.
God damn it /v/.....
Tom finally got some recognition, and you do this.
Gunbeat for Dreamcast and arcade, It was supposed to be developed by Treasure, but got canned. Only the arcade footage is known to exist
>>274870449
You guys have overactive imaginations.
>>274870637
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Eggs_and_Ham_(video_game)
he blew it, it still says the devs are handheld games in the side bar.
What's that kids game with the really fucked up deaths? It's a side scrolling platformer. Called Darkness or Descent or some shit like that. Kid wears a hat and is attacked by darkness monsters.
>>274870014
>Let's Play Lostboy
>>274870840Its the only reason why I come to /v/ anymore that and these kinds of threads, /v/ can either be really shitty or really great.
>>274860385
>Up to four players can play simultaneously on a single Gameboy Advance
>simultaneously
>single Gameboy Advance
>>274871038
Heart of Darkness
>>274870840
>Not having an imagination
>Not filling in the blanks and getting that staggering sense of wonder at what could have been
Your life must be unpleasant without imagination.
>>274871136
THANK YOU.
>>274870637
>https://itunes.apple.com/eg/app/touchsports-tennis-2012-hd/id403294924?mt=8
wish I had a mobile so I could buy his iphone game and write an encouraging review.
hope this get's him a spark in sales, it's apparently pretty good for an ios game according to hammas.
why did someone erase all those edits on the wiki page? i was about to take a screenshot too
http://bubsy3d.com/
>>274870449
>approaching his late 40's and falling behind the rest of his peers, tom takes one last look at his programming degree for c++ throw it in the trash.
'i could have made it you know, i could have made the next half-life or halo, if i had just beem given the chance...'
>the rope tightens and tom drifts slowly off into the darkness
>>274871404
Because Wikipedia is the definition of no fun allowed
>>274871114
TRULY LEADERS IN THE NEXT GENERATION OF PORTABLE ENTERTAINMENT
>>274871316
>according to hammas.
the terrorist cell?
lets all launch operation: save Tom fessler
>>274870449
>he finally finishes his indie game, its his pride and joy
>his son will love him amd respect him again
>hell, he might get back with the misses
>its critcally panned on greenlight
>he looks on his past works, cory in the house
>sees all these jokes and memes
>"i guess its time, i could only delay it so far"
>he turns on the helium tanks and rests his mind for the deep sleep
>"to my son, you will always be loved in this life and the next...
>YOU A BUSTA
>>274871082
I know that feel anon.
Also more spooks incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uBWyjY9mx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwGOWS2svas
>>274871428
http://arcanekids.com/snakes
>the same company made this
holy SHIT
>>274871498
... as the mailman drops the letter from the sony guy asking him to restart work on the ratchet and clank game.
>>274870353
I speak german but Im too much of a pussy to play it right now. Might make a thread tomorrow
>>274871817
>a mobile game for flip-phones
man, the story was somewhat realistic until this part
>>274871817
this is the only part of the story so far that's unbelievable.
>>274871660
could you imagine? that shit could be on news site and really change 4chans image.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVbN27o5jQ
Watch if you dare
>>274870094
>>274870449
>>274871498
are you fucking kidding? this kind of guys are the guys that are hired by the big companies when they don´t want to bother with beloved franchises anymore, this are the kind of people who made silent hill homecoming and post naughty dog crash bandicoot games, be glad he didn´t put up his claws on ratchet and clank, don´t pity him
>>274871428
Art's cool :^)
>>274871968
>4chan funds some two-bit hack developer based on wishful thinking and over active imaginations.
>he bails on the kickstarter and runs off with the money
fuck tom fessler
>>274871886
cool, i'll be expecting it then anon
>>>>>>>>>4 on 1 gba
what the fuck
>>274871805
>I owned that
>>274871908
what? his company really was working on a ratchet and clank for mobile but it got cancelled. even if it didn't go well he would have ties to sony, maybe get a job there or get some connections to hire decent programmers and designers.
>>274872212
yeah, but he won't continue work on a flip-phone game that was a slight thing 10 years ago
>>274858138
>Green Eggs and Ham is an official and subtle Game Boy Advance video game
>subtle
>>274872124
did tom fuck your wife or something man? I'm sure he's a man of integrity.
we tf2 now
Someone post spooky /x/ stories, I know its not vidya related but c'mon
>>274858138
>Developers: BANE?
Okay who did this
The Metal Gear Solid interquel for NGage
>>274858464
We're gonna PLAY green eggs and HAAAAM
>>274872212
http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/Handheld_Games
>Handheld Games is a video game production company that developed Ratchet & Clank: Going Mobile. A sequel, Ratchet & Clank: Clone Home, was also in development, but was later cancelled for an interference in the Size Matters plot line.
>was later cancelled for an interference in the Size Matters plot line.
TOP KEK
CANCELLED DUE TO MUH CANON
>>274872537
What? Doesn't say that for me.
>>274872423
cuck?
>>274872537
I did
>>274872286
> implying it won't be reworked for ios
> implying it wouldn't be the next angry birds and rake in millions as well as revive ratchet and clank from it's slump
> implying tom won't be hosting sony's E3 press conference 3 years from now.
>>274872648
They reverted it. View the edit history.
>>274872508
my high school used to be a war hospital and it was haunted by at least seven spirits , i may deliver some short greentexts if you really want me to
Well, this thread was nice while it lasted, now a bunch of epic memers have arrived.
>>274872429
you made half chewed mike and ikes come out of my nose fuck.
>>274872901
fuck off back to /x/
>>274872901
A war hospital?
Holy fuck, where at?
>>274872901
Please post some skinwalker stories
thwe fuck am I playing
>>274866217
Watching a Youtube video of it, and I have no idea what's going on.That poor piggy bank ;__;7
>>274873162
shit game by a dead studio
I did a great job I guess.
>>274863246
My name is not important...
>>274860385
google says it's http://www.ign.com/companies/handheld-games
>>274866217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVbN27o5jQ
For anyone interested
>>274873162
That girl a qt
>>274873295
fuck off
god fucking damn it cj you stupid ass busta all you had to do was eat the motherfucking breakfast
>>274862935
>>274866217
>>274866619
>googled it too because it was the odd one out of the bunch
Interesting...
http://www.metacritic.com/game/game-boy-advance/dr-seuss-green-eggs-and-ham
>No user score yet Be the first to review!
you know what to do.
>>274867692
Waiting.
>>274873493
on it
>>274873452
>>274873028
in a city called san luis potosÃ, the hospital is now a high school called margarita cardenas de renterÃa
>>274873043
no skinwalkers, only men on fire like the one that was found by a group of professors in the parking lot at the back of the school , it smelled weird afterwards according to them , one of them even became sick by the smell
>>274873412
>implying i'm not serious
https://web.archive.org/web/20041010040748/http://www.handheldgames.com/jobs.asp
>>274858464
So this is what autism sounds like...
>>274873715
F-U-C-K O-F-F
>>274873649
>men on fire like the one that was found by a group of professors in the parking lot at the back of the school
TELL ME THE STORY
these minigames are some shit
>>274873715
WE KNOW READ THE THREAD RETARD
>>274873802
No, you, you little clucker
>top score
now I know why the eggs and ham are green, this game is dank as fuck
>>274872726
> Implying Thomas L. Fessler isn't a pseudonym for Gabe Newell
Funny Pizza Land makes me think of King of Limbo or whatever that was called
>>274874145
Only with you, anon~
>>274874204
Limbo of the Lost, that game that took twenty years to make
>>274873376
Worried hat #2 girl character confirmed for best waifu
>>274874204
I can see the resemblance too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcvdDtnM_0
Just imagine if tom is browsing metacritic looking at his old games and comes across these.
Post more.
>>274873863
>the professors were just heading to their respective classes carelessly while discussing... teacher stuff
>suddendly screams , but not normal screams , bottled screams
>suddendly a guy on fucking flames bolts out of nowhere and burns to nothing, not even fucking ashes , it just dissapears leaving that weird smell
>like i said , one of the teachers got sick , another one of the teachers , wich was a total bro, told us the story and that it was fucking true and i know he wasn´t bullshitting us because we asked the female teacher that was there and she fucking cried remembering it
>>274874505
>reviewing games you haven't played.
we modern game journalism now.
>>274874356
That's some of the creepiest CG I've seen in a long time.
>still no wikipedia article on Handheld Games
Is anyone working on it at all? If not, someone could just use another wikipedia article as a template and change the text. Anyone know what would make a good template?
>>274874742
and its a 2008 game
>>274874743
>expecting /v/ to put in actual work if they can't make a joke out of it.
anon....
>>274874321
>>274874356
I wonder where those 10 years went
>>274874604
That's spooky shit brutha.
I found a working Funny Pizza Land 3D download link if anybody's been looking for it.
It requires a 4shared account though.
How long have we postponed his suicide I wonder?
>>274874956
I dunno, but I got this from Wikipedia
> It was the only game developed by Majestic Studios, a studio founded in 1993 and consisting of Steve Bovis, Tim Croucher and Laurence Francis.[2] The studio initially aimed to bring back the graphical text adventure genre on the Atari ST, and later the Amiga 500, culminating in a demo shown at the ECTS in 1995.[2] Due to sinking demand of these platforms, the game was instead redeveloped for the PC and released in March 2008. In June 2008, discovery of plagiarism in the game led to its withdrawal from sale.
>>274875047
I actually have a 4shared account.
>>274875047
and i forgot the link :^)
http://www.legendsworld.net/site/download.php?mirror=6462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGSB0m6WSFA
>>274866572
>mfw I have a boner but don't care
>>274875159
>:^)
Suspicious
Did anyone else have this abortion of a system? We did and I've got some weird memories from it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y73XriwHJxQ
>>274874343
Holy shit you're right, we need a drawfag to make peacock cosplaying as that girl, or vice versaI know its not a SG thread, but maybe, somehow, cockdrawfag will see this and do it
>>274872173
I pirated that before I even knew what pirating was.
>>274875103
Man, /v/ really isn't funny
>>274875103
just long enough for him to make his big comeback
he's not just gonna be a contender, he's about to be the man to beat.
>>274875512
you scared of something sonny boy?
toppest of keks, green eggs and ham currently the highest rated GBA game of all time.
>>274875794
It deserves it, too. What a fantastic masterpiece. Truly a work of art, deserves nothing less.
>>274875794
we did it
>>274875103
Not funny at all.
>>274875794
THE DREAM ISN'T DEAD
THE KING OF HANDHELD GAMING, TOM FESSLER HAS RETURNED TO HIS THRONE
>>274875794
>These fucking reviews
>>274875794
All that's left is to actually contact Tom Fessler.
>>274875794
jesus fuck /v/, we're definitely seeing this one bleed outside now
I do wonder if they'll know the story behind it though, this thread doesn't seem to have enough ebin potential to bring in the screencapping shitters that post on reddit or whatever
>>274864438
>they made frogger hes back
Fuckin nostalgia
>>274875619
I'll ask in the next SG thread. Hopefully some anon gets a yearning to call Filia fat soon.
>>274873541
i'm busy, someone else make it
unless you're willing to wait over an hour
>>274875794
>came out the exact same day as the second best game.
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?!
>>274876076
let's hope not...
>>274876076
inb4 we start seeing montage parodies of this game
You're doing God's work, /v/, keep it up
>>274876280
this is how it always starts man
Lets enjoy it while its just this little thread, before everyone and their mother is ringing Tom's door, selling green eggs and ham GBA t-shirts and calling pawn shops/gamestop to ask if they have the game
>>274876076
I'd say you faggots already ran it into the ground
I legitimately want to contact this guy to ask him what is was like making all of these shovelware games, and also just to make sure he didn't just off himself. Can only really find his twitter account which hasn't been used in four years.
>>274858464
Those voices
>The eggs are green, and so is my score.
>Green Eggs and Ham boasts a complete 60 hours of solid gameplay, with a notable soundtrack deserving of a CD and symphony orchestra performance
>With customization deeper than Cthulu's Summer home, you can pick from a total of 4 different hats for your guy or gal to wear into combat. According to IGN; that's "4 more hats than TF2 had at launch". And baby, you know that gets me harder than a petrified rock.
Jesus Christ, /v/.
we saved him /v/
>>274877052
he looks like such a dudebro
>>274874983
want me to share another one?
