I love Samus!
She doesn't love you
I'm in love with Marisa!
>>274718062
get in line
What do you guys think Samus' feet smell like?
>feather pubes
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>>274719147
didnt mean to reply>>274719363
I want Samus to breed monsters,
Am I the only one who greatly prefers the varia suit to basically every other suit?
>Come one guise, women can totally be sexy AND badass at the same time!
>people actually believe that despite threads like this popping up every single day
You 12 year olds could not be more fll of shit.
>>274719868
gravity a best
>>274719892
Are you a gay?
>>274719892
People who care whether Samus is sexy or badass are literally no better than SJW.
>Samus is not an 8'4" muscular monstergirl who's socially awkward/incompetent because she was raised by birds
>>274720442
>implying she wouldnt be a total freak because of being raised by birds
>>274720813
But that's the best part.
This is what Metroid threads have been reduced to.
What the fuck is this. What have Smashfags done to Samus? She's supposed to be a warrior, not an anime fucktoy.
Back in the day, when I was playing Metroid, my penis had nothing to do with it. I never imagined Samus being sexual, or having fantasies about her while playing.
I just sat down, had a blast in this alien world. Occasionally thought things like "Man, she has a cool job" or "If that was me I'd be afraid of that monster".
Then SSBB came out. The Internet exploded with Zero Suit porn, and Samus' defining characteristic went from "Strong badass character who happens to be female" to "HAWT ANIME GIRL WITH BOOBIE BOPPIES."
>>274722938
Great job bumping this shit thread from page 9 to page 0.
>>274720442
>8'4"
That's really goddamn tall.
I'd hit it.
>>274722938
I know, it's great, now if only she had more doujin.
>>274719892
Can't even jerk off in peace without one of you faggots telling me I should kill myself. Just fuck off out of this site forever.
>>274723624
Go to /e/. Go to /h/. Go to any of the millions of websites dedicated to hentai. Don't come to a place for video game discussion and then whine like a child when people say your masturbation fuel is distasteful.
>>274721508
Can someone pour some bird-poo on here ass? Thats totally my fetish.
>>274721758
better than making an otherm thread and have it derailed by primefags
>>274725559
>DFC ZSS
Fuck, that's hot. Any more?
Samus-chan is cute! Cute!
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>>274726901
Are you bullying her!?
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>>274727364
post full thing!
>>274722938
>Back in the day, when I was playing Metroid, my penis had nothing to do with it. I never imagined Samus being sexual, or having fantasies about her while playing
That's a dehumanization of her character.
Butts.
>>274719892
She is badass and sexy. I'm sorry that you're too misogynist to see it.
Please post DFC Samus
>>274729806
the fuck is wrong with you
>>274729945
Nothing is wrong with him, DFC is god.
>>274729945
I've discovered I have a fetish for seeing normally busty girls with DFC.
Like Haruka in the Shinovi Versus DLC.
>>274730089
that's unnatural, sir
>>274718062
But do you love the games she's in?
>>274730235
Actually, I don't know if I want to fap to it. I just like it.
>>274718062
Does it annoy anyone else that there's a been an influx of ZSS adoration since the new Smash came out and her with her badass suit of armor on gets no love? I swear to god if they ever ditch her main focus in the games being her suit and wrecking shit instead of taking it off for no good goddamn reason, I'll be done with the franchise.
Why is Samus such a slut?
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>>274730274
Destroying enough planets and species to classify yourself as a cosmic disaster?
Hell yeah.
>try to appreciate Samus
>SJW cuckheads are all, "Noooo you cant be attracted to her because she's a badass! She should look like a hairless fucking gorrila!"
Go fuck yourself, l don't need a female character to look like a bulldyke to be respectable and I can still think she's hot at the same time as being respectable.
>>274731241
Why the need to respect a video game character? Never in a Mario thread will people go on about how they used to respect Mario for jumping on all those goombas until he took off his hat. Only Metroid fags do this shit.
>>274732115
If mario took off his hat and turned into a 6 foot tall blonde woman in a spandex suit it would probably be a little different
>>274730274
Of course, metroid games are good.
>>274722250
*RIIIIIIIIIIPPPP*http://i.imgur.com/iuLLJF8.jpg
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>>274732115
It's because feminazis and SJWs have decided that Samus should be their mascot.
>tfw when old Metroid fan, but also like ZSS
Feels good to like things.
>>274732669
>huge metroid fan
>thought it was cool that you could play as samus for a bit without her suit
>nice addition in brawl
>mfw /v/ metroid threads
The Samus redesign is a bastardization of her original character
If she originally looked the way she does now there would be no problems
>>274732880
This is a Samass thread, not a metroid thread.
>>274733109
Zero Mission invented ZSS and it's a remake of the first game so she kinda did look that way originally.
>>274732669
Such a goddamned shame this design was wasted on an awful game
>>274733109
So women aren't allowed to be attractive? The more time I spend on /v/ the more I agree with tumblr, jesus christ
>>274733503
The idea that attractive women are not allowed is tumblrs idea in the first place. The people who parrot it here are from tumblr.
>>274718617
CAW CAW
The mole ruins her.
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>>274722938
No, Anon, you just imagined it that way because she had no character to begin with.
>>274733485
Hey, it's at least one thing good to come from it. Probably my favorite Samus design.
Rate this Samus
>>274718956
what kind of fucking Pikachu are these? Artist got the proportions wrong, and tail marks are missing.
>>274734565
Who's that robot?
![20100215064654!Samus_SSBB[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ebDMUfg.jpg "20100215064654!Samus_SSBB[1].jpg")
Zero suit Samus is the first worst thing that happened to the character.
It's the Other M before Other M.
What we need is some real Samus in this thread.
![3283251-3475134172-Samus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KIdFn70.jpg "3283251-3475134172-Samus[1].jpg")
Not sure who this skinny blonde bitch in a blue skin suit is, but it's not Samus.
I want to eat Samus.
>>274735075
Brawl is the game that really fucked it up, though. Things would have been very different if that whole arc with Pikachu showed suited-up Samus instead of ZSS.
![Samus+Aran+%25287%2529[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KrVDqOK.jpg "Samus+Aran+%25287%2529[1].jpg")
>>274735441
ridley plz
![Light_suit[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vAehdJR.jpg "Light_suit[1].jpg")
>>274735538
ZSS wouldn't exist if it weren't for Zero Mission. There are more ways to make the character vulnerable than just stripping them practically naked.
>>274735921
ZSS did it tastefully. Brawl made it over-significant.
![Power_Suit_concept_art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wfI8kug.jpg "Power_Suit_concept_art[1].jpg")
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Not Samus.
>>274736358
You're basically like that guy that says Goodras can only be female except you're serious.
>>274736358
This is Samus, nerd.
>>274719892
>implying women cant be sexy and badass
Samus has been sexy since Super Metroid
dont act like you didnt get little kid boners every time you died and Samus exploded out of her suit
the only difference is the internet wasnt as flooded with lewd fanart back then
![Powersuit_concept[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PfuZx95.png "Powersuit_concept[1].png")
Dem thighs.
![Gravitysuit[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/dpwlG4N.gif "Gravitysuit[1].gif")
>>274736691
That's that's just some dumb blonde bitch.
This is Samus.
![Samus_Aran_MP3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z6Hn4F4.jpg "Samus_Aran_MP3[1].jpg")
>le /pol/ conservative no sex degeneracy allowed defense force
Pathetic
>>274737152
Best suit.
>>274736931
You're dumb
And I'm marrying Samus
>>274718062
You and the other 100K lurkers in 4chan who are more dangerous than all of us combined.
Not me though, I can't kill people yet until it becomes perfectly 100% legal to do so worldwide, most likely after the Fallout series begins for real.
>>274735921
>human without powersuit
>not vulerable to armored alien monsters
![FusionSuit_Perspectives1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XKSNqSL.png "FusionSuit_Perspectives1[1].png")
>>274737287
Definitely one of my favourites.
Now for one of the worst.
>>274737775
fusion is a weird combination of amazing and awful
>>274736358
>women are only allowed to show their eyes
muhsoggyknee priviledge
>>274737610
You forgot to tip your fedora
![samus_years[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NfSAGTN.jpg "samus_years[1].jpg")
>>274737671
>without powersuit.
There's the issue to a problem that didn't need solving.
Disable the suit's systems and she's just as much the sitting duck.
>>274738232
>disable the suit
so every metroid besides other m?
![Fusion_Suit_art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V6zs3r3.jpg "Fusion_Suit_art[1].jpg")
>>274737896
It really was.
The biological suit was an awesome idea, but the look was fucking terrible and the game retconned one of the coolest things about Samus's character.
>>274735921
>hatless Mario wouldn't exist if it weren't for Mario 64. There are more ways to make the character vulnerable than just stripping them of their headwear
>>274736931
they're both one and the same, don't delude yourself, nor hate Samus out of her suit because faggots waifu her. Team Ninja and Sakamoto included.
>>274738232
But she can CRAWL without her powersuit. It's not just a weaker character, it's a decidedly different one.
>>274722938
Any fictional female character can be sexy when you're an adult virgin who's never seen a pair of real breasts.
I love Marisa!
>>274737671
If Brawl and Smash are anything to go by, she's stronger without her suit.The suit is a power limiter.
>>274738449
Yes, but you still retain some kind of safety and weapon capabilities.
Play with the expectations of the player, the suit losing the powers is expected, then flip it on them with the realization that no, it isn't like the other times, you are much more vulnerable that you expect.
>>274738748
what are you implying?
I never played Metroid prime 3, was it any good?
