Kojima ruseman edition
>>274559256
semen lips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQjPGOaZcQI
Reminder that Chie is best girl
http://haypoll.mooo.com/304
Which persona would you fug?
Id fuck mitsuru
>>274559450
we doing this in this thread, if we are we're going to get as weird as fucking possible with it.
Describe what barnyard animal persona girls sound like during sex
>Kojima is now MC
>Kojima is Harry Potter, therefore, a wizard
How further can this go?
>>274559589
In the scat hach
>>274559142
I'm impressed
Describe how they would react to a cumshot
>>274559653
>How further can this go?>persona 5
>Elizabeth appears in the final battle stating she finally revived mc
>MC appears, camera goes into a close up
>Kept you waiting huh?
I'm just glad the Persona fanbase enjoys being milked because ATLUS is definitely going to do it.
This game will undoubtedly not be fantastic but you won't care. You'll buy all 5 versions of it and the inevitable spin-offs. As long as you enjoy it, its all good though I guess. Praise be.
So wait, is something happening today? Does someone have a schdule as to the events?
>>274559869
I highly doubt we'll see P5 at the dorito awards an hour from now, but it's practically confirmed for the Sony thing this weekend.
>>274559840
I was a biodrone from 2007-2012, I'm used to being milked like a cow
>>274559840
jeez if you're a SMTfag, you should be happy your sister franchise is doing well
>>274559840
Out of curiosity, which spin-offs haven't you liked? P4A was good, P4AU was okay except for it being a Visual Novel with occasional fighting, and PQ is pretty good so far.
>>274559982
Does it feel good when ATLUS sucks directly from your teats?
Who wants more spinoffs?
Who is this student? Why is he funky? What's his real name? Why isn't he in DAN? Will he be back as a SL in P5? Could he become a party member?
>>274560110
Well at least their pandering to the neckbeard that is me rather than the sjw crowd like Bioware has.
>>274560101
P4AU is one of the most imba fighting games I've ever played.
Not quite bad as Hokuto no Ken but not far enough for me to be at all pleased with it. P4A was decent enough but they shit all over it with P4AU and PQ is practically garbage. I'm not sure what you're talking about.
>>274560097
Why should I?
>>274559589
Mywaifuobviously.
>>274560125
>>274560125
I want a dancing game that includes the P3 crowd.
>>274560125
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE STEP
HE'S GENIOUS
>>274560260
Classy Lilith best Lilith.
>>274559840
fuck off. i'll only buy TWO versions of it any both will probably be collector's editions
>>274560110
I like to pretend they look like Rise, and that they're sucking my cock for the last drops of cum.
>>274560402
Why Rise instead of a looker like Chihiro?
>>274559695
Mah nigga!
>>274560249
>practically garbage
The story is pretty stupid, but it was well known to be fan-service pandering from day one. It's easy for an EO game, I'd say, but it's still better than the combat's been in recent Persona games.
>>274560249
>PQ is practically garbage
Now listen here you son of a bitch
You're wrong
>>274560125
No, not of P4. Let them give that game a rest so they can get ready to milk P5 a year after it comes out.
>>274560402
>That doujin
>muh dick
Fuck you Anon, I was not planning to fap today. Now I'll fap until my dick fall off.
>>274559835
It needs to be camera close up intoDid you rike it?
>>274560151
>Persona Dancing
>Final boss
>I've been waiting for you...... Riddle Brother
>You faintly remember your brofists with Funky Student, this must be when he gained his persona powers
>It's a dance off vs. Funky Student and the winner decides the faith of the world
>At the end Funky Student admits defeat and transfers schools, queue opening of Persona 5 with Funky as Magician Arcana
GOTY every year
>>274559732
Chie would be surprised at the sudden outburst of semen from your demon. As it hits her in the face and hair, she'd start panicking, wondering what she's supposed to do, before quickly opening her mouth as the last couple of shots hit home. Afterwards she'd probably say something like "Sheesh...you could've warned me...." before pumping your Shin Megami a few more times and wiping her face.
Yukiko would turn her head away at the outburst, trying to shield her eyes as it hits the side of her face and some of it spoils onto her shirt. After it was over she'd look at you in bewildermint and wipe it off of her face, whispering "Wow...." as she looked at your Shin Megami.
Rise would have practiced for this with a banana and some online videos. When you start grunting she'd stop and open her mouth in delight. Once you explode into her mouth, she'd smile as some of it hits her eye. She'd soon swallow it and would try to follow up with "You taste yummy!" but would start coughing at the taste of it. You'd ask her if she's alright, and she'd weakly say "I-I'm fine. T-That was fun..." and give a weak smile, trying to please you.
Naoto would notice your heavy breathing, but all the Sherlock Holmes books in the world wouldn't prepare her for the semon demon. "W-What!?" she'd gasp in surprise as some hit her face. Then she'd yell "AAH!" in a girly voice while pulling her hat over her face to shield herself, some of it hitting the hat. "Idiot..." she'd mutter afterwards.
>>274560631
Story-wise, its just fan pandering with no substance.
Gameplaywise its the worst EO game and the music is basically a mix of styles from both series but worse than either individually.
How, exactly, am I wrong?
>>274560715
>Not wanting more games with Swag Master Yu, the Pussyslayer.
>>274560791
What about surprise anal?
>>274560791
>Rise would have practiced for this with a banana and some online videos.
Rise's already sucked plenty of cocks, she doesn't really 'need' to do that.
>>274560791
Yukiko is a shy girl, I bet she would swallow it all and thank you for itMy shy ex used to do this
Beside that, spot on anon. You made my dick hard
>>274560797
it's fun
>>274560151
1.Funky student.
2.It's the afro.
3.Mark.
4.Too OP
5.Hopefully
6.No, see 4.
>>274561112
>implying Mark isn't in his late 30's during P4
>>274559450
welp, diamonds
>>274560948
If you think Rise is a slut, you didn't got P4 story.
>>274560362
She's always the best.
>>274560791
Now describe Dojima's reaction to walking in on each of them getting railed by Yu in his bed
>>274560791
Persona 3 girls when?
>>274561260
If you think Rise isn't a slut, you don't know how to read women.
>>274561209
>Implying Black Mark isn't timeless
>>274560797
>Gameplaywise its the worst EO game
You must be joking
>>274561224
>>274561430
>She try to get close to the only guy she loves
>slut
Could you fucking not?
>>274561465
No, sorry, having your waifu in it doesn't make it good.
>>274561060
>tfw im like that with my gf
shes always the one who acts sexual when we're alone and i get embarrased and shit.even tho i was the one who took her virginity and i wasnt one beforehand
>>274561560
>Risefags
>>274561328
"Haha! I remember when Chisato used to finger my asshole like that! Keep it up Yu!"
>>274561581
I'll take things that never happened for 100 Macca
>>274561561
>the only guy she loves
Bullshit. She knows you're going to be leaving Inaba soon enough, she just wants to have fun while you're there.
>>274561560
>as well as marie
OFFICIAL P3 WAIFU TIER LIST
GOD TIER
Yukari, Aigis, Shinjiro, MC, Bebe, Igor
GREAT TIER
Ken, Koromaru, FeMC, Akihiko, Mitsuru, Junpei, Toriumi, Theodore
GOOD TIER
Fuuka, Ryoji, Chihiro, Yuko, Elizabeth
ACCEPTABLE TIER
anyone not named
>>274561727
>Pat
>>274561562
0/10 try again
>>274561864
>FeMC
>Not Door tier
You had one job, one fucking job
>>274561756
y-youre rightits my bf, I call him a she due to being a trap and i dont want people thinking im gay
>>274561864
Do people really waifu Igor?
I saw a picture of his nose in Margret's vagina once and lost my shit, that was fucking hilarious
>>274561864
>Aigis in god tier
>oh well th-
>Chidori not named
Shit, it's shit.
>>274562061
Better thanNon-canon tier.
>>274562070
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS
>>274562246
post link
>>274562070
More believable but I'm still going to have to say "Things that didn't happen for 200 Magnetite"
>>274561756
My high school girlfriend was shy but she was hornier than me. Every time we're alone she wanted to fuck, her mom would leave the room for a few seconds and she would put her hand in my pants. I took her virginity so there's that.
She's now sucking some guys dicks in parties.
>>274561562
Being an easy EO doesn't make it bad, it makes it an easy EO. Being that we were discussing it as a Persona game, though, I'd say it was subpar on storyeven though we've always known that, literally nobody informed expected an enthralling masterpiecebut the gameplay was above average for Personasince it was essentially Strange Journey minus the pride in humanity, routes, and demon negotiation.
>>274562070
It's ok dude. We always knew you were gay.
>>274562382
>mfw I didn't save it when I saw it
>>274562430
So basically she wasn't actually shy, she was just probably embarrassed by being a cock-mongling whore.
>>274559450
why can nobody in the Persona cast sleep for an entire night jesus fucking christ try some melatonin for fucks sake
>>274562430
>still partying
so it's been like only a year since you've graduated?
>>274562382
Look for that hentai of Chie/Yosuke/Tomoe. It's at the end of that one.
>>274562070
Fuck off youske
>>274562607
We're both in college now.
>I don't know that adults still go to parties and clubs
Yeah, who's the underage here?
I want normalfags to leave. There's actually nothing wrong with normalfags until they start shitting up threads with their blogging
>>274561342
Yukari wouldn't be too special. What with already having experince, she would pump it as hard as she could, your heavy breathing being a sign of things to cum. Once you explode, Yukari would close her eyes and squirm a bit as each squirt hit her face. "Ugh...." she'd pretend to be annoyed at having a facial, but in the corner of your eye you'd notice a finger moving under her skirt.
Mitsuru would not be sure how to react. She would'n't even touch your dick, due to having zero experince with sex. She'd watch you pump your Shin Megami, faster and faster until spurts exploded onto her. "Oh!? U-Um.." She'd shield her face with her hands, some of it landing on her arms. Once it was over she'd look at you with a confused look, unsure of how to respond. You'd just smile at her and tell her she did great while she'd look at you uncertain.
Fuuka would slowly pump your Shin Megami, and you would start to breathe heavily, asking her to suck it. She'd reply with "B-B-But I-I" But you'd just grab her and force her entire head onto you. Her muffled screams being heard by no one while you explode inside her mouth. Gripping tightly on her hair, you'd finally let go as she falls quickly to the ground, coughing up the semon from your demon while tears streamed down her face. You'd start to apologize but in between coughs she'd say "I-It's okay...I-It was my fault anyway..."No sorry you can't have sex with a robot anon. Aigis is not made for facials.
>>274562452
I don't really agree with it being a super easy EO where you don't have to try even on Risky past the first couple hours of the game NOT making it a bad EO game.
We're just going to have to agree to disagree on that point. I don't enjoy forcing myself to hold back and I don't enjoy steamrolling everything. With this game, I'm either doing one or the other. I'm just not enjoying it.
>>274562716
if you're in college, then you should have understood my post. so, like, two years?
>>274562484
I still think im just bi or maybe even asexual, I dont even know anymore, sex just really isnt my thing i guess, thats why it all embarrases me wether its with a girl or a guy
>>274562412
nah, i was telling the truth that time.
>>274562741
more likeAigis would accidentally rip your dick off, assuming that the most pleasure would come from actually removing the dick rather than just tugging on it, assuming you are trying to remove it. You'd cry out in pain and she'd ask if you are okay as blood shot out all over her head
>>274562716
>the average (community) college student's thinking process.
>>274562741
This is simply untrue.
On a scale of 1-whores, how cute do you think the P5 waifus will be?
AAAAAAAAAAA
http://pururin.com/view/4566/026/chie-tomoe_27.html
>>274563049
bitches and whores, definitely.
>>274563049
if atlus has learned anything by watching spergs, they should all look like hex trainer
>>274562987
Don't bully Fuuka pls. She hates bulliesand steroids
>>274563049
If there's a robowaifu then everything will be kosher. If there isn't the girls will be dropped harder than the bombs on Hiroshima.
>>274562741
>That Fuuka self insert
>That image
I think I know who is your waifu
>>274562382
>>274562492
Pshh Anons...http://g.e-hentai.org/g/493025/(delete this)e128f5847f/
>>274562759
Here's what I'm saying, on a gameplay scale:
Etrain Odyssey > POWERGAP > Persona Q = P3P > POWERGAP > P4G > Persona > P2
>>274562716
no times for party shit when you are at University anon, between full load semesters, hard classes where you need a grade higher than the average to pass and research partying and "clubs" take a backseat.
>>274563049
They're all probably going to suffer from severe social anxiety or have serious daddy and self-esteem issues so definitely somewhere on the bitch scale.I'm okay with that.
>>274563457
>Implying I procrastinate my assignments
>Implying I'm not doing some easy major
>>274563457
the nigger is obviously in community college because he didn't think the initial poster was assuming he was an adult. why do stupid people always want to be seen as an adult?
>>274562741
Elizabeth, Marie and Margaret when?These are great
>>274563240
w-what, Fuuka isn't my waifu...
Although if I had a chance to bully her, I'd grab her by the hair and drag her across the hallway after school when we're alone. She'd scream at the pain and beg for me to stop, but I'd just reply with an extra tug. I'd throw her into the boy's bathroom, closing the door behind us as she stares at my erection.
She'd look at me with fear in her eyes, lips quivering as I take out my Semon Demon and lick my lips at her. I'd embrace her and hold her tight, my Semon Demon pushing against her thighs. She'd try to squirm and scream, but that would all stop with a quick slap in the face.
"What's the matter Fuuka? Not thirsty for me today?" I'd smile menacingly as I kicked open a bathroom stall, and drag her over to the toilet. "Well then?" She'd look at me confused, tears streaming down her face while I shove her head into the toilet, her entire body squirming and water splashing everywhere.
I'd take her out and not even letting her breathe, give her a hard punch in the gut.
"You're lucky I already had some fun with that whore Chihiro last period" I'd walk away without saying anything else, smiling in satisfaction as she slumps down along the bathroom stall wall, sobbing loudly.
B-But of course that's something I'd only type out IF she was my waifu.
>>274562741
I'm sure the boys at the Kirijo labs could install some kind of robotic genitals on Aigis if she asked them to.
>>274563693
I don't know but stupid people want to be seem as adult and get a family and shit, not me though I just want to get a job, do some cool programs and play games.
>>274563657
>Implying I procrastinate my assignments
I mean when you get 4 assignments and 5 tests all due on the same week/day you can't really procrastinate.
>>274564038
I'm imagining a boy coming in and raping her soon after.
I'm very pleased by the thought.
>>274564038
Why?
>>274563204
Fuuka's acutiea fucking supercutieI hope she fuckinglives happily.
>>274564038
Well. That killed my erection.
>>274564251
>but stupid people want to be seem as adult and get a family and shit, not me though I just want to get a job, do some cool programs and play games
>>274564038whyboner.jpg
>>274563725
"Ohhhh how exciting!" Elizabeth would proclaim as her silky gloves pumped your semon demon. "Quite an interesting use you humans have for your genitals. Oh but pardon me for asking, are you quite alright?" She'd notice your heavy panting, and would assume for a book she's read that you're ready to explode.
"I see. In that case" She'd stop pumping and would open her mouth as wide as she can, while you spourted out inside of her mouth. Astonishingly, none of it missed her mouth.
With a gulp, she'd look at you smiling while licking her lips. "I suppose that was quite satisfactory yes?" Before you could respond, she'd hold out her hands "That'll be 1,200 yen please."
Marie would quietly pump your Shin Megami, blushing everytime your eyes met, while trying to pretend to not be into it. "Argh, can't you hurry up and c-" As soon as she finishes that sentence, you would explode onto her face, some of it hitting her eye and hat. She'd cover her eye in pain and yell at you.
"AH! Youstupididiothowcouldyou!?" she'd blush while trying to wipe the semon away.
Margeret would lick the tip of your demon, massaging it with both of her hands and chuckling when you were close.
"My, is it that time already?" She'd ask and would start nibbling on the tip, while pockets of semon erupted from you onto her lips and nose as she pumped you. After its over. she'd wipe some of it off her face and look at you, only smiling as she twirled some of it around in her fingers.
>>274564038
>>274564038
That's going too far, you piece of shit. Chihiro is pure, not a whore.
>>274564723
sure buddy enjoy getting all your funds sucked by a whore that will divorce you and take your kids away.
>>274565719
Patently false.
is this the fuuka thread?
>>274565180Dammit Jewzabeth
>>274565180
jesus
at least you keep it in character
>>274565816
It's not slutty if it's with Blue Jesus. He's cute and manly at the same time. There's not a man or woman alive who can resist his Level 6 charm, so no one should be faulted for falling for him. Besides, hand-holding is the purest form of love.
>>274559256
>Chair-kun is Japanese
[citation needed]
>>274565180
T-thank you for these wonderful gifts anon-kun.
>>274565758
this is also edgy
>>274566327
>That tiny hint of nipple
MOOOOODS!Good taste though.
>>274566327
No problem
>>274565816
>>274565719
chihirofags, you do know that she leaves you at the end of the game yes? She says she wants to be able to stand on her own two feet instead of relying on you all the time.
sorry m8s
>>274566773
whatever you say cuck don't you have a wife that's getting fucked by another man that you need to go watch?
>>274566821
Problem?
>>274567186
P-please stop.
>>274567029
i'm not the one you're replying to, and i don't have a girlfriend, but okay. it doesn't take an idiot -- like you -- to know it was edgy
>>274567578
Why? Don't you like Risette?
http://pastebin.com/SXHmhUaV
>>274567642
Not my fault you have been conditioned by sluts to play into their trap.
>>274568445
i don't have a girlfriend, nor have i even been with a girl in five years, but okay
>>274568445
Please don't /pol/ post with Adachi. Not all women are bad, and cucking isn't even a thing.
>>274568836
He's not very bright and throwing a tantrum. Just let him be.
>>274568836
>and cucking isn't even a thing
So Anthony Burch just lost his only reason to live?
i'd fuck teddy. yeah, i'd fuck teddy. i'd feel pretty, while i fucked teddy. fuck yeah, i'm fucking teddy. fuck
>>274568816
just because you don't have a gf doesn't mean the media and institutions haven't brainwashed you to vow down to your female overlords.
>>274569228
whatever buddy if being aware of all the bullshit going around in the world is being stupid then I never want to be smart like you bud.
>>274569612
literally who? is that some e-celeb or something? i don't follow that kind of filth, kid
