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> "We received a sketch from one of our researchers. This is a female Inkling with the Charge Shot Gun equipped. This knit cap, with its large decorative badges, makes her look cute…wait, what am I saying? She’s a squid!"
loving squid girls is forbidden
>>274032653
The researchers are just trying to resist her.
They will fail eventually.
The knit cap still looks really cute, though.
>>274034467
>The knit cap still looks really cute, though.
True.
female squids confirmed for cute.
>>274032653
>badges
TWEWY confirmedthe deepest
>>274035421
Never underestimate the Splatoon lore
>Wait what am I saying? She's a squid!
Man, the debs know how to keep a cute atmosphere.
>This is a sketch from our researchers. This inkling boy is using a giant paint roller. You can customize all your weapons and clothes, including t-shirts and glasses. Inklings are very fashionable!
Inkling boys overshadowed again.
>>274037670
Weapons are customizeable, too? Neat.
>hats
so are we headed towards TF2 with squids now? because I am totally on board with that.
>>274036603
Makes it all the better to sexually exploit.
>>274037670
>Inkling boys overshadowed again
Inklings boys are an abomination.
>>274038305
You can never have enough hats
>>274038520
ink.lings are fe.male only
>In turf battles, you can use special weapons by painting the ground and building up power. Below is one of these, the 'Barrier'. For a short time, this will rebound all of the opponent's attacks. It appears that there are other kinds of special weapons to be found as well.
>You will never be a fashionable q t squid
I cannot wait for this game any longer. I'll just have to kill myself to end the agony
I originally thought this game was going to be bare bones indieshit, but I guess Nintendo saw the reaction it got from e3 and decided to give it more funding. Cautiously optimistic.
>>274032653
>finding this shit cute
Some people, really.
>>274040245
You're a faggot.
>We have obtained a photograph of one of the fighters in the Octopus Army Corps. They control a hovercraft-like vehicle using the end of their tentacle, while shooting ink from the nozzle. Their attacks are strong, but perhaps they are a little dim; when the hero hides in ink, for these soldiers, it is as though they suddenly disappeared.
>Product intended for children
>Loved by grown men and teenagers in high school
Is this the MLP of video games?
>>274040245
You must be a hollow shell of a man if you don't have a heart that can love a squid.
>>274040424
Kind of, but less for furries and zoophiles and more for monster girl fetishists and pedophiles.
>>274038636
>yfw all amiibo does is giving you hats and shirts.
>>274040424
not yet.
>>274040424
The popularity is solely because of the porn. Back at e3, this game looked like shit, but now that its finally looking good, no one cares. What a shame.
>>274040424
but you just described video games in general
>>274038305
Don't forget to buy your Squid Girl box set to get the Ika pack free!
>>274040375
Octopus is a shit
>>274040707
>Back at e3, this game looked like shit
this nigger
>>274040657
>amiibos give you costumes of the characters.
I am so ready for a marth squid
>>274040424
>>Product intended for children
This game design is definitely not for the 4-6 demographic.
>>274040707
>implying it wasn't the best thing shown at e3
>>274040886
>ZSS squid
>>274040424
>>274040923
>Bright colors
>Little kids
>"Shooter' without blood or violence
>On the Wii U
>not for the 4-6 demographic
>>274041104
>i only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself
>>274040923
Yeah, its for the one above it, 7-12. You know, just like amiibos?
>>274040886
>WFT squid.
I hope, for the sake of my dick, that this doesn't happen
>>274041265
>Presented with facts
>Responds with memes
>>274041367
>bright colors means it's kiddy
>>274041265
Wow, what a convincing statement!
>>274041367
>greentexting
>reaction images
>not memes
>>274040375
Who needs a snake when you have a squid
>>274040657
I actually would not mind.
What classes do you think there will be?
How broken do you think things will be?
How balanced do you think it will be?
What kind of squidling will you play?
Do you think it will be above 9.5/10 on almost all review site?
>>274041473
It is, don't you know?
That's why we lose some sight as we grow older, and the cones on the eyes become weaker.
Brownish/grim dark is the way us mature people see the world alreadyIt's sarcasm, in case you don't notice
Are people really saying the idea of playing as a squid with a Inkgun doesn't sound fun?
Jesus.
It's like you guys don't even want to have fun.
>tfw when /v/ matches when it comes out
>>274041473
That's why I don't go outside in the spring, or at all.
>>274041939
I'll play any Nintendo game that tries something new.
Looks like this might replace SMNC for me.
>>274032653
HATS
CONFIRMED
>>274040424
What is wrong with enjoying things that aren't strictly aimed at your demographic? Shit, gotta go chide me 50 year old dad for enjoying fucking wall-e.
>>274042208
This is the exact argument bronies have
>>274041939
I can see the doujins already
>>274042208
>implying all Disney and Pixar movies aren't specifically made to appeal to both adults and children
>>274042128
So you have Wonderful 101, Steel Divers: Sub Wars and NintendoLand then?
>>274042135
I fucking loved MNC, never got into SMNC, but if Splatoon turns out to be as good as MNC, I'll be happy.
>Report from the Squid Research Lab. This guys name is "Denchinamazu" [Lit: Battery Catfish]. This world appears to run on the energy produced by this catfish. The protagonist enters the Octopus Army Corps base alone in order to return the stolen Denchinamazu.
>>274042343
Probably because it's a valid point.
>>274042389
just like nintendo's games, right?
>>274042389
>implying only Disney and Pixar are capable of appealing to adults and children
>>274042408
I have W101, the premium version of Sub Wars, but not NintendoLand.
If they made another Sub Wars for the WiiU I'd buy it day 1 at full price. The 3DS version was fucking great, I even loved the fact that you had to quickly punch in morse code to write out messages to your team mates.
>>274042343
And they are completely right.
>>274042343
there's a difference between enjoying something and obsessing over it to the point of making it a defining part of your identity.
![20120229-102917-e1330536604502[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EKP3jeE.jpg "20120229-102917-e1330536604502[1].jpg")
>>274042526
That might be true if it wasn't literally aimed at 3 year olds
>>274042629
Nintendoland is pretty cool if you get it cheap
It's just a bunch of minigames, but they can get kinda hard, and it's by far the absolute best showcase of all the gamepad's capabilities.
>>274042359
>I can see the doujins already
So much potential.. yet I somehow don't believe Japan will deliver...
>>274042389
>tfw I can't stand Frozen and can't believe I watched it in the cinema when it came out
>Watch beauty and the beast, Pinocchio and Tarzan
>Those endings
Why isn't Disney as bold anymore?
>>274043002
Because the age of the Disney Princess as we knew her, aka a useless sack of shit that falls for the brave hero, is DEAD
DEAD
E
A
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>>274042820
>3+
>+
>The actual target is 3-15 girls
Just because it's the target doesn't mean you can't sell it to them. It's fucking business anon. No two people are the same.
>>274041727
it will be universally ignored or shit on, just like it was by journos at E3
>>274043236
>3-15
>13-15 year old girls playing with My Little Pony dolls
HA
>Nintendo finally makes a new IP
>generic Pixar cashgrab horseshit
At least those noill drawings were p good
>>274042928
The Luigi game, the Mario one, and the Animal Crossing one, are a lot of fun with friends or family. Also Nintendoland is pretty comfy when you set it to sunset.
I loved getting gold stars for all the games and getting those end credits.
>>274043196
God FUCKING
DAMNNNNNN ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
Seriously though, Frozen is the embodiment of a casual Disney movie; Meaning it's in really bad taste but will sell like hotcakes.
Notice how this happens AFTER Walt died.
>>274043353
The buzz was all positive at E3.
>>274043353
No it won't. Unless there is something fundamentally wrong with it, it'll get critical acclaim. All new Nintendo ips do
>>274042950
It's up to you, anon.
Are you a bad enough dude to go to Comiket and RIP AND SCAN all the squid porn you can find?
>>274043549
Feminism wins again!
>>274043438
I dunno.
That's what the directors said, mostly due to Nostalgia I think they believed.
But look at them now; Bringing in millions from people they weren't aiming for.
Hooray for Pixiv!
>>274043664
>Frozen is mediocre because of feminists
>>274043590
Steel Diver.
We can argue back and forth for the rest of eternity about the appropriate age range to be playing this game, /v/, but let's face it.
Dudebros and teens/tweens will brush this game off as kiddy shit no matter how genuinely good the gameplay turns out and will continue to throw money at the CoD franchise.
>>274043739
would be funny if they started trying to appeal to the brony demographic and dumping little girls all together
>>274032653
> Charge Shot Gun
>>274043780
>>274043789
Feminists killed the disney princess formuoli.
>>274043957
Funny and horrible for business.
>>274043909
Yep, that's the thing, I say let them.
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to get the game, if it's good I will have fun, if it's meh or bad I will just shelve it and play something else.
>>274044129
Charge-Shot Gun
>>274043590
Wonderful 101 didn't get critical acclaim.
>>274032653
they know
>>274032653
>This knit cap, with its large decorative badges, makes her look cute…wait, what am I saying? She’s a squid!"
Waifufags, when will they learn
>>274043867
That game sucked dick. Sucking dick is a fundamental issue. The f2p sequel was only a little better.
>>274043789
>2 Princess
>2 suitors
>One is evil and the other "dumb"
>Both Princess can do no wrong
>This is fine nowadays
>>274043909
Most of those probably don't care for Nintendo in general though
>>274043002
>Why isn't Disney as bold anymore?
Doubt current Disney would allow something like "hellfire". Still. When something like Frozen is so successful.. you can forget about them going back.
>>274044282
Fuck critics, that game kicked ass
>>274043909
And people will continue to jam McDonalds down their throats when there's a local hamburger joint around the corner that makes the best burgers in town.
Fact is, people flock to the familiar and unoffensive, while exceptionalism will continue to be just that, the exception.
>>274043957
I know they have with the showIt's why I stopped watching around mid season 2. Felt less like they were actually trying to make it good and more like they were trying to make it what they thought we would think was good
>>274044282
78 on metacritic. Pretty good to me. Plus, it wasn't in house.
>>274044472
And one princess is dumb and the other is a heartless bitch. What's the matter?
>>274044691
It's still a Nintendo IP.
>>274043957
If you look at the script they kinda already have
>References to the other "generations" of MLP
>Different references to the word "Brony" within the shows extra
>Voice actor acknowledge and allow this behaviour
Hasbro is just last in line.
>>274043562
The buzz by people was positive, not by journos, some of whom practically denied Nintendo was even present at E3.
Yes, really.
>>274043590
You're hilarious.
>>274043639
YOU'RE A BIG DOUJIN THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE PORN RIP AND SCAN YOUR PORN
>>274042431
I fully agree with all of this. So much time spent in MNC.
>>274044803
Isn't it platinum's?
>>274044282
W101 was a game that took effort on the players part to learn. It could've saved itself 10 or more points on the metacritic if they added a tutorial, but Platinum was (unfortunately) wrong to assume that the average player could figure it out on their own. It took me a few hours to get the feel for it, but once I got the basics down, I beat the game in a few days. What a fucking ride man, and it's a shame that people won't talk about it until next generation when cheap buyers start trying it out and learning how underrated it is.
>>274044938
Platinum made it, legally Nintendo owns it.
>>274044262
Tomato, tomahto, we're just going to call it the sniper rifle anyway.
>my face when there are seriously heretics in this thread right now that would consider loving a squid girl
Degenerates like you should all be killed.
>>274044803
Even so, an average of 78 on metacritic is pretty good. With Nintendo games you usually don't get much lower than that
>>274044472
One's a queen.
One ended up being evil, the other wasn't really focused on.
To flip the usual "first guy love" thing that happens in Disney Princess films.
Elsa only got away with it because she apologized and is their fucking Queen.
The whole point of Frozen was to try and make a Princess movie that didn't follow the usual structure of those movies.I much prefer tangled because, even if it follows those story beats exactly, it's a much stronger film in comparisons.And because Rapunzel > Elsa/Anna any day.
>>274044484
Exactly. Disney has successfully killed Walt dream and gone full on jew with casualised films.
Frozen is fucking terrible and they do nothing new.
Damn it.
>>274045016
Guess I'll get it for Christmas, but my sister ia gonna hog the Wii U playing Smash 24/7.
>>274045047
It's okay, it's not like they're ponies.
>>274043639
Seen nothing of Splatoon doujins for now.
Lots of squid girl has already been scanned though
>>274045115
What was the conflict anyway?Never watched it.
>>274045016
Nigga, the game is on sale on the e-shop, but if I try to make a thread about it, people call me a shill or a marketer, but the game is really fun.
Still going through hard, and I've seen some combo videos that show how much of a scrub I am, but I'm trying to git gud
>>274045018
Oh, I thought it was half and half
>>274044685Not really. Outside maybe some kind of forced references in S3 and S4, the show doesn't try to reference it's older viewer base that much. It's way worse in the comics though.
>>274045254Her being trapped in a tower, and never knowing anything about the outside world or her real family
Also Tangled has betterpornthan frozen, specially the oneWhere a guy is fucking her anally and she uses the hair to stop him from cumming
I'm so in love with these squid girls I might buy a wiiu just for this game
>>274045115
But they have flaws in characters and develop throughout the film.
The men is there to be the romantic and the bad guy, they don't change character.
Why can't they have both characters develop? Like Tarzan.
Also give me a good badguy rather than the most cliche one, God damn.
>>274041528
>emphasis arrows
>meme
>>274045047
One day the Splatoon girls will even invade your game.
I need to pick up W101 again some day.
>>274045701
They don't develop the guy character that much in a Princess film.
>>274045780
This ends in anal loving, I can feel it in both of my intestines.
>>274042440
>big ol' nignog lips
I never get tired of seeing that.
>>274045047
ilias a shit
>>274045170
but anonI love a human pony
