What game got romance right?
#ridethebull
Mass effect
Pillars of Eternity
>>273771134
None. Video games are fucking games. Are you trying to learn how to be romantic by playing games? Might as well look at some shitty paintings.
cripple girla
Final Fantasy 8
bully
>>273771134
obviously
Why is Rapunzel so perfect?
The last of us
>>273771756
Seconded
>>273771756
Seconded. Sans a literal succubus and sheep climbing blocks, had a very similar relationship situation when the game came out.
western game relationships are shit. it'd be funny if a parody game like sr4 didn't adequately describe western gaming romances.
Link's Awakening
>>273772240
Too badit was all a dream.
>>273771878
Because she's ovulating 24/7. Look at her rosy cheeks and beautiful hair.
Lufia II
Chrono Trigger true ending
>>273771134
None, it simply seems that video games never seem to get romance right despite constantly trying to make it a major plot point. Some examples of this:
>RPGs trying to have romance as one of their main plot points
Usually these games go through ridiculously unbelievable shit in order to force the couples in them together and most of the time your (usually predetermined) love interest is some bland annoying teenager who isn't interesting in any way, only exist as eventual love interest for the main character and usually has no real reason to give a fuck about the main character. FFVIII is off the charts example of doing this sort of romance wrong.
>Mass Effect, dating sims and other games handling their romances in similar way
Choosing certain dialogue options and hoping to see one or two sex scene(s) as a reward for it is far-cry from being meaningful romance. Romance in games like Mass Effect and Dragon Age really feels stapled on and only seems to be there as fan-service and romance in visual novels is almost always ruined by terrible cliches and predictable plot development.
>Harvest Moon like games
Talking to and/or bringing same item to someone everyday until you have brought enough of them for someone to love you really isn't any kind of romance. Still this type of romance works reasonably well in games which use it and it isn't horribly forced or detract from the characters like the aforementioned RPG romances tend to be. However the problems mentioned under visual novels always seem to be present here as well.
>>273772650
>pointless relationship systems
By these I mean the ones in games like FFVII or FFX where there is a relationship system in the game but you are still locked on to a predetermined love interest in the end no matter what you do during the game. I mean doesn't this take away the point of having the relationship system in there in the first place?
>uninteresting love interests
This problem is especially common in the Japanese games which always feature the exact same stereotypes as the love interests. If there is only one predetermined one it's always some bland young girl you are supposed to find cute and if there are many potential ones the choice is usually between a shy girl, an overly feminine girl, a tomboy and a serious girl who only cares about her work or studies and these same stereotypes have been used for fucking decades now. That said western games have their own stereotypes that have been done to death.
So can /v/ PROVE ME WRONG?
Has romance ever been done right in video games? Can it be done right?
Are there games that featuring somewhat unusual romances like ones with notable age-gap or ones where the main character does NOT get the girl in the end (which both are something movies and TV shows have been able to pull off for decades)?
Also is it just me but are most of the better romances in video games the one which doesn't feature the main character in them?
Should game developers simply stop trying to put romance in video games since it rarely seems to be done right and usually just make the games featuring them worse than they would have been without it?
>>273771134
Dragon Age Inquisition... I'm not even joking.
>>273771134
The Witcher series.
has anyone dumped rapunzel's model into garry's mod?
>>273772865
>yfw when they make you save either Triss or Yennifer
suffering
and massive waifufag arguments once it comes out
The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
>>273771498
The problem with Rinoa and the "romance" with her is that it simply feels like an after-through that they put in and then tried to make more important than it actully is. Now I kinda like the idea that their romance is continuation of one between Julia and Laguna that they couldn't have but please consider the following:
FFVIII's theme and main plot point is not love but fate and more specifically not being able to go against yours:
It's Laguna's fate to defeat Adel and to become president of Esthar where is forced to stay instead of being able to go back to Raine and Ellone in Winhill.
It's Squall's fate to become the leader of SeeD and to defeat Ultimecia.
It's Zell's, Quistis', Selphie's and Irvine's fate as the children of fate to defeat Ultimecia with Squall and to become the "legendary SeeDs".
It's Ultimecia's fate to get unjustly persecuted for things she hasn't even done yet, to try to overcome her fate with the time compression and ironically causing the exact thing she tried to pretend.
Everyone's fate leads up to keeping the timeloop in game's world going and its important to note no one really wanted their respective fates which is best presented by Squall not being exactly enthusiastic about people forcing the position of leadership of SeeDs to him.
Now what does Rinoa and the "romance" with her has to do with any of this? Absolutely nothing apart from Rinoa being one of the sorceresses whose powers eventually pass on to Ultimecia and that role could have easily been filled by any other female character in the game with or without romance subplot with her.
>>273771878
Sure, if you're a pedophile.
>>273773071
I can see the discussion about needing to add the romance sub-plot to FFVIII going like this:
>We have just finished the storyline for FFVIII, it's about not being able to go against your fate and time travel.
>Hmm... I don't think people can relate to that.
>WAIT
>NO
>OK
>I GOT THIS
>LETS PUT A ROMANCE SUBPLOT ON TOP OF IT!
>THEN LETS ADVERTISE THE GAME AS A LOVE STORY!
>NOMURA CAN YOU QUICKLY COME UP WITH A LOVE INTEREST FOR SQUALL?
>Well, I have this sketch of this girl I find cute. (BTW: Rinoa actually IS Nomura's vision of cute)
>PERFECT LET'S USE THAT!
>But sir we already have majority of the game done and we don't have enough time to modify it to include this romance subplot of yours!
>DO IT ANYWAY FAGGOT!
Seriously, think about all the scenes featuring Rinoa especially the ones you need to save her. I can't be the only one who thinks the game goes full-retard during them? Or that FFVIII could be improved a lot by having anyone but Rinoa as the forced love interest or simply by removing the whole romance sub-plot from it all-together? Rinoa really serves no purpose apart from being an eventual love interest for Squall or that the scenes that have focus on rescuing her really feel out of place?
>>273772992
>not already knowing that you should pick Triss
>>273771281
What do you expect of a man child who thought Frozen was a good movie...
>>273773173
Here is an example of a scene about rescuing Rinoa going full-retard and feeling out of place during the battle of Gardens:
>Rinoa is a dump bitch and falls of the side of the Garden
>Hey Quistis, lets go bug Squall about this, it's not like we have anything resembling a rope on us do we?
>Good idea Zell, let's do that instead of trying to help her ourselves!
>Hey Squall, Rinoa is a dump bitch and fell on the side of garden! Go save her!
>Fuck you guys, I'm busy right now!
>10 minutes later
>But Squall, she'll die!
>Whatever, I don't give a fuck.
>But Squall, she is really going to die!
>Oh my god Zell, I'll go if you just STFU
>15 minutes later
>Squall! For fucks sake go save her!
>I don't wanna and I have a battle against Galbadians to lead here!
>Squall, she is going to die!!!
>Fine, I'll abandon all my duties and go if you guys STFU for real this time.
>Squall goes to save Rinoa by running in the OPPOSITE direction from her
>meanwhile Rinoa is still somehow holding herself at side of the garden with just two fingers despite the Gardens constantly ramming into each other at full speed
>elsewhere Squall gets hit by a giant flying platform
>slow paced fist fight ensues
>the opponent eventually falls off
>steal the device by leaning forward
>Rinoa, jump on this conveniently placed rid cord with a foot hole!
>Yay!!! I knew you'd save me Squall!
>Land in middle of battlefield as Balamb students use swords against niggahs with guns
>"I think we're winning, Squall. HURRRRRR!"
>"Yeah, looks that way... DURRRRRRRRRR"
This certainly feels like a part that is full retard just because they needed to add bullshit featuring Rinoa that originally wasn't there here.
A game can't get romance right because romance is a fundamentally flawed concept that doesn't work even in real life.
>>273772992
I feel that Triss knows that Geralt is still in love with Yeneffer and doesn't really care if he picks her or not, even though it's obvious that she loves him and would help him to the end.
>>273772867
Just glancing at Paheal, it doesn't seem like it.
>>273773470
>Geralt is still in love with Yeneffer
It seems like he just misses her, not like he actually still loves her.
>Triss
>doesn't really care if he picks her or not
She desperately hopes he does.
>Killer is Dead
It got romance great, as in you stare at someone's tits then you're rewarded with sex.
>>273773281
you are blowing my mind, anon.
Optional hard modes:
Hard: Romance between the characters must more than just choosing few dialogue options and getting one or two scenes as a reward for it. I'm looking at you Mass Effect.
Very Hard: There must be a notable age-gap between the characters and bullshit like "This character looks and acts like 12 year old but is actually 1000 years old!" doesn't count.
Dante Must Die: All of above must be true and the woman must be a normal human being and not some kind of deity or monster.
>tfw there will NEVER be a video game that even attempts to make a romance like this due to the fact that video games romances are usually aimed at 13 to 17 year olds (despite the average age of gamers being around 30 nowadays) and Japan's and large portion of gamers obsession about jailbeats and/or underage girls. The "1000 year old loli who looks and acts like 12 year old" is a good example of latter, these characters are clearly targeted to appeal to pedos and lolifags and the "I'm really 1000 year old" only serves as a shitty excuse to justify them.
>>273771134
I want to fuck Rapuznel.
>>273773597
Desesperately? yes, but in a more "deep inside"
I don't see Triss going full mad and burning people out of jealousy. Triss looks like she would accept it even if pains her so much.
I mean, i'm talking about Geralt character, if it was completely and totally about me (which kinda IS) i would choose Triss awesome personality and tits and ass.
Because she's the whole package for fuck's sake, Geralt.
>>273773829
The Witcher
Seriously it's as human as it gets.
Yes, Geralt fucks a lot. So it looks like Triss has.
But everyone has. And in the Witcher world, finding someone you actually care about is hard because everyone is a self centered egotistical psychotic DICK.
Kinda like real life.
>>273773281
Wasn't prepared for a feel trip
>>273773829
Alpha Protocol technically gets all of the hard modes.
While you actually don't ever fuck Sis, there's so much unresolved sexual tension between the two when she getsMike out of his restraints in the hidden house.
You might argue that you do only see her for two scenes or something, but it's enough to get her infatuated with you if youdo your research on the necklace and shove it into Albatross' face
>>273774156
>witcher got romance right
>collectable trading cards for every woman you sleep with
>takes 5 seconds of effort to fuck any woman in the game
Jaheira from BG2
Kingdom hearts 1
Mother 2
Skyward sword
Halo
Super paper mario
Fe gba
PW3
>>273771134
Spirit tracks.Spoilered for lewd.
>>273773120
>1 day short of 18
>pedophile
Sure thing.
>>273771134
Thisbut not for the character you play as.
>>273771134
Record of Agarest War. You even get to impregnate the girls.
>>273774629
Halo?...
>>273774728
get that filth out of here
>>273773120
SJW please go.
>>273773242
I cry everytime.
>>273771134
any game that doesn't have any in it
Which one /v/?
>>273774728
You triggered me you fucker, I hope you're happy.
They did
Baldur's Gate 2.
It's annoying, they're whiny and it can easily end in heartbreak and tragedy. Just like real romance.
>>273774629
Also warioware with mona and wario
>>273775158
Serene all day erry day
>>273771134
DA:O was pretty alright.
>>273774530
Don't confuse casual whoring around and romance
>>273771878
Her feet
>>273775279
>getting mad over being told off on your bs
Drawings are not real, SJW cunt.
>>273775464
>implying I'm even that anon
Nice try though, kid.
> Last chapter of The Lady of the Lake
> Triss and Yen are at each others throuts over the G man
> They completely drop it when an actual problem comes up
> Save each others ass
There still best friend's at heart.
>>273774764
Wow you pedos find an excuse for everything.
You people should be beheaded
>>273775639
Stop shitposting.
>>273773173
I remember playing the ff8 demo where Rinoa didn't have any speaking lines. She was effectively just a party filler, but she would still react to the other characters and silently laugh when that dog showed up. Thought she gonna be a cool mute character.
Then I played the final game.
>>273775627
where still?
>>273773281
it works perfectly for happy merchants.
I want to marry Rapunzel
>>273774764
>>273775639
>>273773120
>Not prepubescent
>Pedophile
>>273774517
Man, AP was so fun.
>>273774764
>>273775012
>her canon age is old enough
>i-it doesn't matter that she looks like a little girl!
And that loli you're fapping to is actually a 1000 year old demon?
>>273776532
There's nothing wrong with lolis.
>>273776654
>lolifags ACTUALLY believe this
Degenerates.
>>273776808
>SJW
Opinion discarded.
I'll just leave this here.
>>273774629
>Kingdom Hearts 1
You know...that's actually really true. You get a simple and clean teenage romance with little shit like the carving of the love fruit and the little oath pendent. It's just a kid trying to get back to his friends and that girl he has a crush on.
>>273776879
>you're not a pedophile piece of shit? Y-You're just a SJW!!!
Total retardation.
>>273776880
Fuck off back to twitter, piece of shit.
>>273777005
>implying the opinion of a SJW means shit to me
Kill yourself.
THEY WILL SEE. WE'LL FIGHT UNTIL ETERNITY.
COME WITH ME. WE'LL STAND AND FIGHT TOGETHER.
>>273775249
Anon, why would i want to romance cardboard?
>>273771756
It's one of kind game.
Great plot and amazing gameplay
>mfw if Catherine 2 happen
>>273777120
After you, pedofag.
>>273777017
>pedophilia is good! it shouldn't be eradicated!
nah you go kill yourself though, you pathetic freak
If I was a game designer, I'd add a loli character, with genuinely low age
She'd be unromancable in a normal game, unlike every other girl, however it is possible to go on a date with her after certain conditions are met. Some really absurd ones, like New Game++ and dozens of hours of grinding
And at the end she'd be like "Sorry, but I just don't find you sexually attractive" and everything goes on as normal
Then again I'm not a game designer, just a burgerflipper at Subway
Rance is a master of romance.
>>273774629
Kingdom Hearts is the GAYEST romance ever.
>>273777005
Either that or you're a total dumbass
>>273777120
Not him, but do you even know what that means? You're just using it as a throwaway insult to discard his opinion without actually needing to address anything he says
You could say NORMALFAG or NERD or whatever else and it wouldn't change a thing
I want to lick Rapunzel's feet
>>273777213
>>273777217
Go back to twitter SJW cunts.
>>273777427
>literally doesn't even know what SJW means
This is just hilarious.
BG2 is literally the only one I can think of where I thought it didn't feel shoehorned in and actually added to the experience in some way
>>273777335
See >>273777017
Typical SJW. Stop defending SJWs.
Have they released Rapunzel's model to the general public?
>>273777306
1? No
>>273776880
git out, moralfag.
>>273777530
I don't know who that is, but you're being just as disruptive as he is
>>273777121
Nero was a shit for most of the game but I guess I was glad he got back his nose waifu at the end.
>>273777632
He's a SJW, that's all you need to know. Stop defending him.
>wanting romance in your games
Love isn't a real thing, anyway. I suppose if you want a game that's blind to reality and tries to pull your heartstrings, you'd like it. Me, personally, I prefer truth.
>>273777675
I'm not defending him, I'm complaining about you
7 get
>ctrl+f
>The Darkness
>No results found.
As usual /v/ doesn't know SHIT about video games and is arguing about off-topic shit like SJWs.
>>273777750
You're literally defending a SJW.
>>273777583
There is Elsa's model in one Disney videogame, maybe Rapunzel is there too
>>273772359
>it was all a dream
That's what makes the romance perfect.Nothing is perfect in reality.
>>273777632
>but you're being just as disruptive as he is
He's shitposting. That's the point.
>>273771134
That one flash game where you sneak into that one girl's apartment when her dad's out. Top down view, pixel graphics, as I recall.
>>273777796
There wasn't any romance in it though. Just one memorable scene with the gf, then she gets shot.
>>273777748
Woah, check out this edgelord.
This one.
That movie was 10/10 and made frozen look like 5/10 at best.
>>273772762
>Should game developers simply stop trying to put romance in video games since it rarely seems to be done right
Pretty much. It doesn't add any real substance other then shipping faggotry. Anyone who wants romance in gaming are just people so desperate for romance in their own lives that they have to shove some unimportant stuff like that in video games.
>>273777748
Edgy as fuq
>>273777923
I need sauce on this, sounds like my cup of tea
>ctrl+f "SJW"
>13 results
>>273777889
>call our SJW shitters on her bullshit
>shitposting
You serious m8? The guy is talking exactly like a SJW would.
Skullgirls. I've fallen in love with half the cast
>>273777923
And what flash game would that be
>someone isn't into MY fetish
>He must be a SJW!
>>273778150
/v/ is just Bizarro tumblr now. The same way tumblr interjects "privilege" and "patriarchy" in unrelated conversations. So does /v/ shoe-horn "SJW" and "shill" into everything.
I don't care if it's a VN. Fuck you.
fei and elly from xenogears?
their relationship was beautiful and deep, and... the game kinda implied they had sex at some point (a first for an all age jrpg?)
>>273773239
that's tangled you fuck
and even then he didnt say the movie was good, just was insinuating attraction to the digital character
>>273772992
which is kinda bullshit since Gearalt was been with Triss for two games. Total NTR.
Halo.
> You have a unhealthy relationship with a computer program
>ctrl F
>shadow hearts
>0 of 0
>>273776879
>>273777005
>lolifags logic
>>273773217
Not wanting that 10% magic resist
![jbgDTYINMKDCv6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qazSC5T.jpg "jbgDTYINMKDCv6[1].jpg")
Divinity Dragon Commander.
Dwarf Waifu is best Waifu.
>>273779075
>That scene in the second game where you try to resurrect Alice but fail
thank jesus the good endings are also cannon because of time loop shennigans.
I have made some threads about video game romances and apparently these are the best video games have to offer:
Grim Fandango
Prince of Persia The Sands of Time
Lufia 2
The DarknessI still haven't gotten around to play Grim Fandango, can someone describe what kind of romance it features?
>>273772865
>Only love interest in the second game is a manipulative bitch using magic to sway you because she is a possessive maniac
Yeah, pretty accurate
>>273771134
Perfection
only with long hair though
It might be because it was my first real romance arc in vidya, but I always felt the romantic sub plot in Final Fantasy Four was a great romance. It was very obviously used to advance the plot of the whole story. It weaves well into the whole thing and doesn't feel like a minor distraction from the plot.
>>273779942
this
I like short haired girls too as long as they aren't too short like that bitch from cisquisiton. I don't know her name.
They shouldn't have cut rapunzel's hair, man..
>>273774517
>mfw reverse rape
Drag dog
>>273779908
She was like that in the books too though
Geralt was also way more spaghetti with women than he is in the games
>>273779075
Was waiting for this, fuck yeah Shadow Hearts. Really wanted a 3rd to see the conclusion of the time loop but whatever it's implied.
>>273779942
What about that huge braid it got styled into when they were trying to sneak through the city?
>>273774828
>no monthly fee
still fucking P2W bullshit though
>>273778009
I don't get how people act like Frozen is GOAT when Tangled was clearly better.
>>273771134Katawa ShoujoIf you count VNs as games
>>273779942
>implying that's perfection
>not a bad choice though
>>273780237
>reverse rape
Why is it reversed?
>>273771134
>Tangled.gif without feet
Fucking disgusting.
>>273780147
>It weaves well into the whole thing and doesn't feel like a minor distraction from the plot.
I said this in a FF thread earlier today but here it is again:
The romance between Cecil and Rosa in FFIV is tolerable (compared to ones in FFVIII and FFX) because Cecil and Rosa are an established couple from get go so the game doesn't have go through forced unbelievable bullshit to force them into loving each other.FF romance tier list
God tier: none as the best characters are never given much focus or any romantic focus
High tier: none as the best FF games are the ones where romance isn't the focus
Mid tier: Cecil and Rosa
Low tier: Locke, Terra and Celes, Cloud, Aeris and Tifa
Shit tier: Zidane and Garnet, Tidus and Yuna
Way beyond shit tier: Squall and Rinoa, Steiner and Beatrix
>>273780862
you don't have to be a footfag to appreciate Rapunzel
>>273780483
>We'll never fuck Tiger
>>273780846The Strong Female Russian want your dick while begin captive.That's technically rape
>>273780630
They were both good movies. The amount of praise that Frozen got on /co/ was unwarranted, but the never-ending backlash is just as annoying.
To the moon really showed romance accurately imo.
That game was good, don't care what /v/ thinks.
Bully and San Andreas.
That's really all I got.
Valkyria Chronicles is probably my favorite romance. Mostly because for once, the protag isn't a beta bitch who doesn't admit his feelings (see gif)
>>273771134
Silent Hill 2
>>273780994
Taiga is olev.I would rather Caster.
>>273780903
I don't see why Tidus and Yuna's relationship is 'forced unbelievable bullshit'
Tidus is the only character in the entire game who expresses he'd rather find a way for Yuna to not die rather than just sacrifice her. Obviously this is more due to Tidus not understanding the circumstances rather than Lulu, Wakka, etc. not caring as much but it's a very significant gesture. Tidus in fact empowers Yuna to make a lot of her own decisions where other simply stand back and say 'Wow she sure is brave for doing what she has to'.
>>273771134
Rapelay
>ctrl f
>Sengo
>0 of 0
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS BOARD?
WHERE IS SENGOKU RANCE?
>>273771134
That movie felt like it was all one big lesson in virginity and pre-marital sex.
>>273780759
Pixar cannot into waifus
Except maybe the Incredibles
>>273781484
Been posted twice.
>>273771134
>>273772762
>Are there games featuring romances where the main character does NOT get the girl in the end
Do we have games that does this? I seriously can't think of any myself
>>273780759
>he likes match sticks with troll hair
>>273781627
>Gotta Fuck Them all.
>>273771134
Honestly, Secret of Mana is the only game that comes to mind that got romance right. The girl that joins your party does so to try and save her boyfriend, only you can't even access the forest he's in until later, so she'll eventually say, "Fuck it," and go off on her own. Then, you'll met up with her later trying desperately not to get raped by wolfmen. You kill them, she rejoins your party, and while her motivation to stay linked to the party grows, her quest for Dylan never entirely goes away, though she only mentions it just often enough to remind you, "Oh yeah, I really should do something about that."
Everything else I've seen goes about as well as FFVIII.
>>273781484
Should've ctrl+f'd Rance.
Who the fuck calls it sengoku, anyway.
>>273781565
>implying Merida isn't a top tier waifu
>>273781673
>talking shit about Merida's hair of all things
I can totally understand if people don't find her personality appealing, but how can you not love that hair and voice?
>>273780741RAPE
>>273779664
She would have been cuter without the red lips though.
>>273773281
>A game can't get romance right because romance is a fundamentally flawed concept that doesn't work even in real life.
Thread over. Everyone go home.
>>273781909
Scottish accents are shit.
Her hair is like a giant's pube bush.
>>273782017
>Scottish accents are shit.
your taste is shit
>>273771269
as a gerontophile, i need this in my life. I never even saw this in kotor
>>273779664
>taking a greedy slut as your queen
>>273771878
It's the eyes. Her eyes always have the "Fuck me," look to them. And when she doesn't (very rarely), she looks goofy as hell.
>>273771134
Baldur's Gate 2
KOTOR2
>>273782017
As a Scotfag this upsets me
>>273781414
>game gives you a system which keeps a track of your relationship with all party member
>in practice it doesn't change anything apart from couple lines of dialogue
>no matter what you do you'll never end up with Lulu's tits or Rikku jailbeat ass
What the point of FFX's relationship system again when you'll always end up with Yuna no matter what you do? I guess that makes the romance with Yuna at least "forced" since you don't have any options even if the game actually features a relationship system it doesn't seem to make any real use of.
>>273782017
Agreed. Scottish is the worst accent.
>>273773071
Aren't they half siblings through Rinoa's mom?
>>273771878
Hair
this is why ending sucks
>>273782096
>>273782239
Have fun having nobody know what the fuck it is you're saying every time you open your mouth.
>>273781102
>the woman wants your dick
>that's rape
>>273781217
this
>>273782372
OK I will
Lolis are alright.
SJWs get btfo
>>273781331
>Mostly because for once, the protag isn't a beta bitch
opinions
>>273774728
So much with so few polygons.
>>273773071
I'm not going to read that wall of text but the primary problem I see with "romance" in games like Final Fantasy is that romance isn't an interactive element - it's just part of the plot, like in a movie or a book.
When discussing romance in the context of a game, it matters whether romance is part of the interactive element, i.e. whether the player has a chance to affect whether or not to romance and how the romance turns out.
>>273777509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdy-k_qLdQg
Even the badguy had a good romance subplot.
>>273782410
Are you literally retarded?
>>273782372
This is true for literally every accent outside of its area of origin, unless your native accent happens to be extremely similar to the one you're hearing by sheer chance
>>273772368
*HEAVY BREATHING*
is this a fetish
please tell me this is a fetish that I can look up for purposes
>>273773071
>>273773173
>>273773273
>This is what asexuals actually believe
>>273775249
>get to know girl
>characters fall in love
>never talk to them again
>move onto next girl
Social Links were so close to baing great.
>>273782872
Not really. Everyone has trouble understanding scottish. Even other scots do. It's a shit accent. It needs a language to go with it. Then scots can learn english as a second language and speak it properly and clearly.
>>273782410
nigga you don't understand.He don't want to give her the D
>>273776880
It has been bad because of the idiotic newfags that will argue about pedos and shit. Moralfags are literally the worst cancer in human society.
transistor
Mount & Blade
Nizar best husbando.
>>273779664
SPOOPY WIFE IS BEST WIFE
>>273783320
But what upgrade?
>>273771756
the only game to do so
>>273782410
Men can't be raped by women.
>>273782345
Rinoa is a daughter of Julia (who Laguna dated) and general Caraway.
Squall is a son of Raine and Laguna.
Almost, but if we were to assume that Julia had her way with Laguna while he passed out in her hotel room and got pregnant from that...
>>273772368
what does ovulating mean?
>>273783423
>back of the knee maybe
what?
>>273782980
As someone who loves FFVIII for his own personal reasons, I openly admit that the romance is shit, and it was shit when it came out. It was too hamfisted, and the "growth" of the romance happened about as quickly as the "growth" of a light bulb when you flip the light switch (ie. near-instant). It was weird, considering how much they each disliked each other.
>>273783519
It means she's on her period, the red tide, aunt flow, the crimson storm.
>>273783519
>>273782980
Do you actually believe that the romance between Squall and Rinoa in FFVIII is actually good or believable in any way?
>>273771269
Kreia loves what you represent, not really your person.
Atris loves you because she's a complete tsundere.You can practically hear her shiver when she mentions how goddamn righteous the exile was at his/her trial.
>>273783648
>This is what virgins actually believe.
How does an anonymous know what biologies is?
Any tsundere done right in western games? Any tsundere at all?
>>273776532
She doesn't even look like a little girl. Are you 30+?
>>273783648
What are you talking about? Ovulation almost never happens while she's on her period. As a matter of fact, if you fuck her unprotected while she's ovulating, she won't have a period.
You don't need a bloody dick to make babies, anon.
>>273783728
Not who you responded to, but no, I do not. I can think of a few worse examples, but FFVIII is really hamfisted.
>>273783050
Scots speak English as their first language retard
And as a Scot, no, we don't have any trouble understanding other Scots, with the sole exception of Aberdeen. And it doesn't work both ways.
English people have the same issue with southerners v northerners. Accents vary by city pretty much, which is why your claim doesn't make sense.
Sequence? Kind of.
Really I can't think of a single one.
>>273783728
Perzona 4: The Golden Animation.
>>273783648
Get a load of this retard
>>273773829
But humanxnon-human is cute as fuck.
>>273775440
Annah still best girl
>>273783860
Atris, KotOR 2.
>>273776880
>>273782823
is this onizuka cosplay?
>>273776880
>>273784689Nora-?
>>273783519
it means she's just got off her period, which means she's most fertile now, and her body's natural processes change to make her more sexually appealing in this timeframe so that it's more likely a man will find her attractive enough to thrust deep inside her young, tight vagina and deliver his seed into her impregnable womb.
That's the purely scientific way of describing it, at least.
>>273784423
>KotOR 2.
How is KotOR 2 anyway? I always wanted to play it because Obsidian but I really don't like Star Wars. Do I need to play 1 as well?
>>273771878
Plenty of hair to fuck
>>273783558
How new are you?
>>273784689
>>273784393
>>273784391
sameface
>>273784773
Actually, you are wrong too. It happens about 14 days after her period, dumbass. This does vary for each girl by a couple of days, but the egg doesn't sit around for 4 fucking weeks before she shits it out.
Ovulation tests are available for purchase so that each woman knows the perfect moment, but it generally happens about 2 weeks into her 4-week cycle.
>>273771756
Even though the game didn't really do well with exploring alternate story lines, I thought it was a great representation of an actual relationship.
Especially when getting closer to the Katherine end where Vincent has to admit to his fuckups and doubts and the game judges you hard on whether or not you actually tried.
>>273771134
Any Metal Gear game with Otacon
>>273783423
>>273784863
I will never get tired of this joke, it is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
>>273783728Marie
>>273785101
shorthaired girls are the worst
>>273774530
>posting motivational images
>>>/9gag/
>>>/facebook/
>>273784773
god dammit anon, I just got done fapping and now I'm rock-hard again, how the fuck did you do that.
>>273785101
>not even a mouth2mouth kiss
Worst mother ever.
